i just talked to him yesterday. >> laura: i'll tell you one thing, that cackle is out of this world. that is it for of this night, sorry, i am laughing. remember it is america now and forever. we will see you on instagram after the show for more updates on what we are up to in college visits coming at, i will tell you about that. greg gutfeld takes it all from here. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] >> they like me, they really like me. what it is! i am tyrus and i am in for the little guy, greg gutfeld.

he has a little guy, they are adjusted for someone who seems like this. and i have spots. and it's the worst day to have spots, because today is a big day, this is a big show. kat, this is our two-year anniversary show! [cheers and applause] yeah, well, this marriage of the three of us is off to a great start with greg forgetting it's our anniversary and running off to germany to make art films like he is lord for quad. yes, look at that, you see it. yep! not my blue buttons! anyways, thanks for nothing, greg. no, but thank you, greg, kat, staff, team, and our amazing fans for making us number 1. [applause] and let's not forget jean who

does all of the dancing and singing and annoying things. [applause] but we will not put the camera on him, not even for a second. [laughs] that sounded like greg coming out to the monologue. so if a coward dies a thousand deaths and a soldier dies but once, how many times do they get to attempt to end them? in the case of those going after president donald trump, apparently they need two impeachments, one fake dossier, two years of russian collusion, riots news networks, special councils, and now 34, yes, 34 counts of the same crime. while they are at it, why not throw in some new charges on the table about how about attempting to build a wall without a permit. [applause] let's write them a citation for tweeting after midnight.

heck, i am pretty sure he framed roger rabbit. or how about referring to himself as the big guy in using his son and his brother and business associates to take money from china and ukraine. oh, wait, no, i got confused. that's the current administration. my bad. but he figured if you are going to make [bleep] up, let's go full regalia. [cheers and applause] you know? kind of like alvin baggett, i mean bragg is doing. after the arraignment, he refused to put a bow on it and face indictment. when asked why, he said i don't have to. i don't have to. i don't have to. that's what a whiny 4-year-old says when you want to ask them to each of their vegetables. i don't have to. he did he stick his tongue out and skip away afterwards? let's talk about the most

hilarious thing that happened yesterday. just hours after president trump was arraigned a federal appeals court ordered stormy daniels to pay him, let's say it again, to pay him 120 grand in legal fees. and knowing stormy, she will probably have to pay all crumpled up $1 bills. it's money. it's still good. you never bought stuff when grandma gave you the jar of coins, come on, man. hopefully you did not go to the strip club with it. all right. it was all over a 2018 defamation suit she filed against him that later was dismissed, so let me see if i can understand, while he is getting arrested for 34 of the same things and fingerprinted, somehow, somehow he was still winning. this dude made money going to

jail. let's think about that for a second. you -- not just money, he made over $120,000. most of us are looking for money or relatives money when we can't arrest, this dude is making money. so i think that there is hope for us all with that. then if that's not cool enough, he hops on a flight back to mar-a-lago and takes the microphone for a half-hour and everyone tunes in. even lil wayne was like damn, okay, that's impressive. it's true, and during the sp speech, trump cut right to it. first he ripped the new york d.a. alvin bragg, granted, pretty big target. >> the only crime i have committed is to fearlessly defend our nation from those who seek to destroy it. the criminal is the district attorney, because he illegally leaked massive amounts of grand jury, for which he should be prosecuted, or at a minimum, he should resign.

>> tyrus: i've not seen tables turn that fast since greg spilled his suit and make soup and fell off of his booster seat. you were there. then trump finally pointed out what everybody has been saying about the whole case. >> virtually everybody who has looked at this case including rhinos and hard-core democrats say there is no crime and that it should never have been brought. never have been brought. even people that aren't big fans, they said this is not the right thing to do. it's an insult to our country is the world is already laughing at us for so many other reasons. >> tyrus: one of those reasons they might be laughing at us is because of this. >> let's get started mr. john fetterman, we will begin with you. what qualifies you to be a u.s.

senator, you have 60 seconds. >> hi, good night, everybody. [laughter] >> tyrus: [laughs] damn, can we do that here, all right, good night. killed it, jamie! but even cnn was like, there's not much there, but don't worry, we will be there. >> in terms of a case that is being brought against a former president, it's a little underwhelming. there is not an incredible new set of facts that we did not know about publicly. >> if this is the only pebble that gets thrown at donald trump, it is a very small pebble. >> this is even weaker than i feared it would be. and i think it's easily subject to being dismissed or a quick acquittal for donald trump. >> tyrus: to sum it up, this case is looking weaker than cat at a bowling alley.

a body builder's bowling alley. the best part is that trump basically gave his state of the union address. he touched on the economy, china, and of course biden. >> if you took the five worst presidents in the history of the united states and added them up, they would not have done near the destruction to our country as joe biden and to the biden and administration have done. >> tyrus: so for the record he sang top five worst presidents of all time, biden, biden, biden, biden, and -- if you have not watched mtv i'm not going to help you on that. he did not have a comment. >> not worried about your monologue mr. late night, greg gutfeld, i will take you down. i took down a core pop and it will take you down. why don't you have the guts to

say that to my face, all right? all right to mr. greg gutfeld? what's that? well who is guest hosting? oh. all right, never mind. [laughter] ♪ ♪ [applause] >> tyrus: all right, let's welcome tonight's guest, she's something you really see these days, a skilled white house press secretary, cohost of "outnumbered" and author of "serenity in the storm" kayleigh mcenany. [applause] his kids don't blame him for the divorce. they just blame him for his act. actor comedian and friend of mine jamie lizzo! and it was his idea for banks to give away free lollipops, host of making money on fox business,

the baddest suit to game there is, mr. charles payne! [applause] her resume now includes author, tv star, and boston market cashier, fox news contributor kat timpf. [applause] kayleigh, just because you are the last press secretary of knowledge, if you were dealing with this right now, how would you be handling it? not responding from the white house to something of this magnitude? it's grossly inappropriate? >> kayleigh: i think it's super smart, here's why. democrats are lethal right now, dumb strategists love joe biden in the white house versus the leading republican being indicted, they are loving the contrast so much that joe has pushed back his announcement date, because he wants republicans to totally and completely implode while he

governs, so i think it's supersmart not to respond conveniently, when did karine jean-pierre announce her briefing, 1:30 p.m., the same time he was to the courthouse if he can get above it he needs to be the left at their game and say you want to focus on me, but i am going to focus on you the american people, i'm not going to be distracted. i will tell you about the greatest economy ever created in the history of man under me and my presidency and the five time worse president of joe biden. drama contest, you beat the left at their game. [applause] >> charles: speaking of game, you even beaded and tennis shoes, if you can't go 10 come you don't go at all. from an economic standpoint we have all of this and are fighting and division at the upper echelons of our government, does it have a trickle-down effect, will we see that in the stock market? >> charles: we are seeing it in the stock department and all

of the sentiment readings, the disbelief or lack of faith in our institutions is crumbling big time, and crumbling a lot more. i will say this about this whole fiasco or charade with president trump, it has been a rocket booster. i mean, a cnn poll, 76%, 76 percent on a cnn poll that said it was political, this is like, i don't know who was the architect of this thing? i don't believe that alvin bragg came up with it by himself? summit he had to check off on this thing. they were like, yeah, go ahead. he is like you sure? yeah, go ahead. so whoever told them this was a smart idea, it is backfiring miserably. and somebody is sitting around second-guessing what do we do? we have actually made president trump heroic 28 political people. not people who followed us closely who watch all of the networks, but whoever watches, says this is nuts. who would want this to happen? if this happen to someone in your family, if someone in your family was railroaded by the

government, we would all be outraged. and i think that this backfired miserably on him. and all of these things are conspiring as our economy heads rapidly towards recession. the next 12 months, i mean really tough for this and administration. >> tyrus: he had on a point, do you think they will make him the first living breathing martyr? this is where this is going, they are trying everything. >> kat: there are people who really hate him in a special way where they turn into a career and an identity, and even these people coming out to say this does not make any sense and this will be dismissed or an easy acquittal means that they are having to go against their identity and the careers we have made. i mean, when was the last time we heard anything from jed bush? like i know, i was like oh, yeah, that guy. like he has awoken from his

sleep to say this? of all of the things. and donald trump is somebody who is rich. he is famous, he has been the president of the united states, all of these unique accolades and now they are kind of also giving him the power of being a victim on top of all of this because it is just so weak that even the people who hate him so much a runs in their brains have to say, this is really not going to happen this way. i just think -- it's obviously not going to fly, everybody knows it. and he -- he has to be kind of happy about the way that it is all worked out, shocked probably, shocked. >> jamie: how fun is trump? my favorite thing about the speech was when he said my biggest crime was, and then he said some awesome [bleep] he d did. >> tyrus: of loving you too much. my biggest crime is that i love you all too much, johnny in the first row, yeah like yeah.

>> jamie: it's when you are in an interview and they ask you what is your biggest weakness? having too many strengths, people hate that i have so many strengths. i don't like to get paid money, work too many hours. i saw the craziness outside new york today, i thought i saw donald trump and his like -- the whole -- all of the cars turning around, and brian stelter had just ordered from uber eats. >> tyrus: is never over. >> jamie: you know, biden thought he was getting arrested once. they were like, are you arrested? and they were like no, you are home, we do this every day. this is your house. [applause] >> charles: because he has done that same smile, every time they ask him something bad that does happen, it's the same -- >> kayleigh: all of the teeth

showing. >> jamie: its etymology. >> tyrus: we are saying he's being a smart and smiling, no, that's the like i am lost smile and no one admitted to my wife. >> jamie: are for real lost faith when he started shaking hands with people that left a while ago, like he would still shake hands. i was like is he crossing over? can he see ghosts? good to see you, grandma, see you soon, how is it up there? [laughter] it's just a theory. >> tyrus: a just remembered my question, before we go, come see me live. i will be in houston april 23rd, while south carolina on may 4th and 5th and biloxi, mississippi, visit my link and my instagram and twitter for tickets. up next, the denied an end -- they denied her adoption application because she is against child castration.

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♪ ♪ >> tyrus: i love you too, to adopt in the beaver state, you have to admit the woke is cool. not great, not rhyming coming know that's my thing. in oregon, a woman is suing the state after her adoption request was denied because she opposed the state child gender transition policy. there's so much to oppose an organ, i'm kind of impressed she was able to narrow down to one thing. the widow mother of five, jamie, she is single. what? listen, and positive, i'm always looking out for my friends.

[laughter] says the state wanted her to pledge that if her future child wanted a sex change, she would help them do so. she refused for religious reasons, and her application was to kind, and now claiming they discriminated against her and her faith. >> they really emphasize the sexual orientation and gender training that you have to support it, and so eight emailed her and told her eye could not do that, because of my faith, and then we had a phone call and because i would not take a child for cross sex hormone injections, i am told that i was ineligible to adopt in the state of oregon. >> tyrus: that is just, jamie, as a parent, if you are ever in a situation where your child has feelings or thoughts, that something in the family that you and your child should work through together, it should not

be mandates or rules, right? >> jamie: 100%, and if there is some way you could set it up where me and her can talk about this face-to-face. [laughter] is there? >> tyrus: yeah, we will get to that. >> jamie: there is a lot to this, what you're saying -- >> tyrus: i don't know if she is a pisces or likes it long watch on the beats. >> jamie: she has five kids and once two more. well, still hoping for a favorite, we will get two more. but maybe if i came on and greg gutfeld was like we will have two comedian stand behind you and also do jokes. you know what i mean? like i just feel like, and now i know people are in trouble, and i'm kind of like the shows divorced dad. >> tyrus: you give us wonderful advice. >> jamie: i did record a psa for you guys.

lessons, tips for my divorced dad. >> jamie: hey, kids, listen, if you are ever getting bullied at school, tell your teacher, but right before that, kick them in the balls. ♪ ♪ [applause] >> tyrus: kat. you know, every once in a while they drove us a bone and give us something serious to talk about and he shows up. great advice though. as a libertarian, does this drive you crazy? >> kat: i don't understand how it's not a first amendment violation, the freedom of her live in, i also don't understand how far it goes. what if there was a parent who said something along the lines of well, it's not even a religious thing, but maybe i have concerns about hormones and

you know, there is not that much research done into this yet, or maybe i want to make sure and take the kit to therapy, would that make it so you could not adopt a child? i think also when we have this conversation which we have not a lot, it's not an entrance tuesday and we are talking about it. we kind of study the fact that it is a rare thing for somebody to identify as trans still. so of all the kids that are looking for homes were looking to be adopted, there is just a small, small percentage of people who this would even potentially applied to, and then you are taking a huge number of potential parents that we want to give these kids homes out of the equation. so yeah, there are definitely some issues with this, i don't understand how it is a thing. also how we are just hearing about it. >> tyrus: address me insane, that means they pass a background check, have good

homes, approving mother, doing it by herself, jamie. and she wants to add another child to her household, and if i am a social worker and i'm hearing religious, that means it's probably good structure in the home, and things like that. so all of that you are going to take away because they are not woken up for you. speak to all of the kids who are up for adoption should get together and file a lawsuit, because this is done. this is absolutely nuts. and it is a cautionary tale for all of us, because when i was growing up, organ was a tough state, the lumberjacks and all of that. so what happened? first of all, we don't pledge allegiance to the flag, but you have to make these pledges and think about how crazy this is. this is a state a guarantee, if some news that i pledge allegiance to the flag, and at school with the s.w.a.t. team, so how do we fall this far? and people have to fight back, i

pray that there are others in the state that say i am coming to the aid of the kids who want to be adopted and parents who want to adopt them. [applause] >> kat: quickly the other thing i was going to say to that point, the kid can decide that their own gender and that they want to have maybe these treatments done and they want to get these hormone injections, but they can't decide maybe i do want to be adopted by that lady? >> tyrus: here's the deal, they do have time to change her mind and developed, and if one of my children came to me and says, i am gay, or i feel a certain way, we are going to explore it and work on it together and decide what is best for a family, you know, and your new book is out and i feel like there is this underlying current of attack on -- and i am a science guy. so i don't have a stake in the religious battle, but i feel that if there is a strong attack on christianity values in this

country and when we don't think there is a possibility for us to be there, they have strong religious values and they are finding a problem with that. >> kayleigh: let me state this unequivocally, there is an anti-christian bigotry in this country and it starts at the white house, the doj has gone after disproportionately pro-life people, many of whom have been exonerated in courts and they put a memo out on radical catholics, i go to catholic mass pretty much every weekend, never met a radical catholic as their target. it was very eye-opening last week, there was an attack were six christians were killed, i had a brain room here in fox news look into the administration ever used the word christian that week? no one in any administration from the president to the press secretary on down from what we could find use the word christian when christians were targeted. pulse nightclub happen, i can say unequivocally gay men and women were attacked, christian

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successful to everybody else. in other words, it's the opposite of whatever is wrong with greg. [laughter] take that you little -- it's our anniversary, where are you? kat was up cooking all night! i hope your friends in germany were worth it. one theory is that imposter syndrome has increased with the rise of social media where young women are especially vulnerable. by the way, the survey was sponsored by galaxy, a british chocolate company. so if you feel a lack of self-worth, may be don't eat so much chocolate. or do. or agree to be vice president? >> jamie: ouch. just a random attack.

the good news for the brits, they have sent a secret agent into the highest levels of british society to eliminate imposter syndrome, someone whose sense worth is out of sync with her limited achievements. [laughter] #south park. kat, you have a new book out. about to be out? >> kat: two weeks from yesterday! >> tyrus: i feel like this is up your alley, i never think of things like that, because i'm a meathead mail, but do you feel like a failure with all your success ever? >> kat: to be honest i do struggle with this and self-esteem, i do read a chapter in my book, you can't joke about that, is available wherever books are sold, because the way that we are told to deal with it

now is to just decide that all of those things you hate about yourself, you actually love about yourself, which you can just decide to do that, without be great, but what if you can't, because for me, that makes me feel worse. there's nothing that makes that worse than feeling like you have to censor your own feelings from yourself, so what i have found is a great replacement for the toxic positivity come you can't see the good and something to at least try to find the funny. and if i make jokes at my own expense all the time, because it disarms those things. about myself. i'm not so miserable because i have disarmed it. and you know, just you won't always feel optimistic. i don't think that anybody out there and feels absolutely perfect about themselves. and if you have to live with these things anyway, what better way to deal with it then just disarm it by laughing at it. >> tyrus: so you make a joke about that and i think it's great. this better be good, man.

before i thought i had imposter syndrome until you defined it. what do you call someone that feels like a failure but everyone else also thinks they are a failure? >> kat: [laughs] >> jamie: you know -- i swear -- >> tyrus: i'm going to come over there and punch you in the face. before he loved her condiments, and i have some of that stuff, especially this business, i was at the starbucks not too far from that. and i was with rob schneider who has been on the show before, and i don't get that many people coming up -- like he is a famous person. and it's funny, like sometimes that makes you feel good when all of these people kind of started going let's get a picture with rob and me, and it made me feel good. it was like this big line of people and i was like maybe this would help this imposter syndrome if i had this like validity coming in and at the very end of the line off all these people is feeling really good about myself the last

couple, the lady turns to rob and goes, oh, my god, i just love you, you are the coffee guy and when you are -- and she turns to me and goes, we loved you in "the hangover." and it can even tell you -- >> tyrus: they thought yours eight galifianakis. >> jamie: actually ed helms, but now i feel even worse. >> tyrus: you are not a failure, get in the mirror and tell yourself, people like you. and you're smart. >> jamie: but though whole line thought that i was ed helms. and i told her the next morning that i wasn't. >> tyrus: well, charles. charles, you walk around the place literally like you own it. like you command the room, you are extremely confident. and you are brilliant with money

and all of that stuff, do you ever suffer from imposter, or you know you are winning? >> charles: i don't, but it's interesting, because a couple of years ago i bought a new house, it's really a mini mansion, but i try to be humble. in one of my friends came over and said do you ever get imposter syndrome? and i said no, i work my ass offer this. are you? but you know, you do have to stay humble, right? because if someone, and it gave a speech a couple of weeks ago and it kind of gave most of the credit to my mom and my grandparents, because none of us are successful on her own. i think that it is always a lineage, but we carry a torch, the baton rather, but what is interesting is that i don't know 100% how i got here, you know what i mean? i just know that i was busted my ass. never, never gave up. never stopped even today. i will go home after this and i will go do some work. so it's not --

so i earned it and i feel good about it and i don't think anyone should ever have that. i think that it is sad and heartbreaking when you achieve against all odds to feel even the slightest bit that you did not earn it or deserve it. [applause] >> tyrus: i will ask the same question to you, in a short span in the last five years you have held some of the jobs that people would kill for. i mean white house press secretary, you have been a dominant force on two networks and how you have everything going on with "outnumbered" and a new book and being a successful mama, you are doing it all, do you ever stop and go, i'm not doing that good? or do you smell the roses? >> kayleigh: i don't, but i can figure out why it happens to a lot of young women, social media is so toxic, i will go so far as to say drug for young women in particular, senator blumenthal put an account up and i think was an instagram account of a young woman who was like a fake account within one day this

account was being curated with eating disorder content, literally pushed to a young girl's account, when i grew up, myspace was just created as i was leaving high school, so i feel like i was kind of out of dodge of social media age, but the young girls who have had social media increases of 60 percent in depression, these young girls, if they have not been taught the values of faith and family and have something million into it can be so difficult, so challenging. and social media is a toxic drug. i would keep your young kids away. [applause] >> tyrus: i think you should treat the internet like a rated r movie, you got to be 18, but that's just me. before we go, not only can you order kat's book everywhere, amazon, and i'm predicting now now "the new york times" bestsellers list. [applause] and while you are buying her book it. you feel that you need -- you know, my action figure is

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>> coast-to-coast with stories that matter most. you are watching local news with ten time emmy winner one time mtv movie award best kiss winter, and weight, is that real? and of course the 2014 wwe best answer award winner, okay, so he has done a lot. sir nigel over others, that is deathly not a real name. and now here's nigel. [cheers and applause] >> tyrus: thank you, jean, now back to me. yes, it is local news, they have

to share a news story from where they are from. i pick the winner and then that person gets to go home early. let's start with you. >> kat: so i grew up in plant city, florida, jason patel open up there and opened his first business in brandon, florida, it is duck doughnuts and you can customize, well done, jason, i won't want to your doughnuts. >> tyrus: all right, well me. >> charles: so new jersey, a paralegal named shawn fence went to prison and he has upset because he can only lose -- >> tyrus: well, thank you all for coming, you may go. >> charles: people that serve this much time don't have money like that, serves one outcome of the commissary went up, everything went up. it's terrible.

i can't work with these floppy disks. >> tyrus: i would not even try, but go ahead. >> kat: so this one somebody sent me on twitter, the metro detroit area. a nail salon called a.j. nails and spot notice their rumba was missing, because it escaped. so, yes, so somebody posted about it on facebook and then someone else found the rumba like a quarter-mile away and then brought it back and left it there. and i guess it was full of dirt and wood chips and stuff. but they cleaned it all out, and now it's home and back to rumbaing the shop.

>> tyrus: it really pulls at the heartstrings hearing about it on the street, i hope it was just woodchips. >> kat: you never know. >> tyrus: down the streets at night, what you got? >> jamie: sorry, a member of my family just lost a rumba. it just really got me. [laughter] can i just preface this by saying there is no likelihood of mailing. i am from fairbanks, alaska, which is the frozen strawberry capital of the world. and there is the story that says these three old guys, that's in the headline says they are going to go from grand rapids, not michigan, minnesota all the way to fairbanks, alaska, on snowmobiles in their 60s and 70s, and i see this and i see three old men that were caught trying to abandon their families. do you know and i mean?

they are likely are going to alaska, we hear that the weather is the same this time of year. and so they said they are going on a big trip, 5,000 miles, where everybody is falling along, there is this blog, it's kind of an inspiring thing to be honest. >> tyrus: charles, thank you, you are the winner. up next, are you happy or the house if you prefer pets over your spouse? [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪

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good with older kids, he has killed a baby. so just make sure. >> tyrus: mr. payne. >> charles: oh, boy, gen z, i don't know where to go for this thing. i thought about it really hard, but i have always liked my pets when we had them over my partner too. i just don't know who is watching the show. >> tyrus: they usually go to bed at night. i like my pets better too. >> kayleigh: thing my husband and i like each other better than our dog lexi. we have pictures of her, she has a deaf dog and it's awesome, she is trained to get stuff, we like each other better. sorry, lexi, she will probably be watching this. there you go. what a dog. >> tyrus: don't go away, we will be right back. ♪ a beach house, a treehouse, ♪ ♪ honestly i don't care ♪ find the perfect vacation rental for you

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