aren't worried enough to pay money, the 500 sandwiches made will be given away for free and likely deposited in the nearest trash cap thank you very much >> that is it for us tonight remember it is america now and forever. have a wonderful easter. greg gutfeld is next. ♪ [cheers and applause] ♪ >> kat: happy thursday everybody. greg is still out because it takes a while to recover from a brazilian butt wax. so you have me tonight. how is everybody doing? caught cause

>> kat: okay, really? because everything is kind of rough right now if you ask me. i mean, sometimes the news can feel like depressing story after depressing story. if i want to see that i'd just flip through my old diary. a former united states president being arrested, a current united states president who can't pronounce the word arrested. deadly storms, inflation, violence, and that's just in the fox and friends green room. the only thing that might be more depressing than the news is the power that all of this sad traumatic stuff has to divide us. but there is a way to heal. both with individuals and with those around us. and thankfully it doesn't involve any advice from dr. fauci. it's candid open speech and especially comedy. deep down, people do know this. how it might even be why people

tune into this show. either that or the tasteful eroticism. looking great. you're looking great. the power of speech and comedy to heal and unite us is so desperately needed right now i could not be more relieved to know there is a book coming out about this exact thing on april 18th. called you can't joke about that, why everything is funny nothing is sacred and we're all in this together available for pre-order wherever books are sold. okay i want to sell books, it might not look like it but i do need to eat and if you see it at your local library steal it so they have to buy another one. i don't want to sell the books for the sake of myself though or even for my husband who has plans to flee the country if it doesn't sell well because he won't be able to handle my meltdown. it will make chernobyl look like an x-ray.

i want to get this message out there for all of us because we as a society have created the wrong rules for communication. we've created unnecessary conflict when really we should all be in this together. like that hot tub that banderas keeps in the back of her pickup. and that's one of the many things that makes my book different from other books about speech. a lot of discussion about speech focuses on how we have the right to say whatever we want no matter how offensive or divisive it is. and that's true. i do have the right to say, mike baker, you work for the cia and sometimes when you're talking i wish someone would kill me with a pencil. or, julie, it's like you saw snooki drinking and said, hold my beer, and then realized you already chugged your beer. >> julie: i don't drink beer, though.

>> kat: or how could a man named buck sexton be that boring? and joe devito. nah, too easy. to be clear, i have the right to say all that especially because no one has been a better sport about taking jokes on this show than i have. >> kat: she's like an earth worm, small, slender and thrives in dirt >> and she's wise beyond her years is something no one has ever said. >> she's like confetti after a party people say what a mess >> and, and speak of the devil. and she'll appear. >> her family's planning a road trip to get away from her >> she's on the fbi's least wanted list >> she's like canada, white, always cold and people often forget she's there. >> kat: yeah. yeah, all of you four can handle it. but intention matters a lot.

someone who was trying to make a joke should not be treated the same way as someone who is trying to be mean. framing a debate as speech versus sensitivity ignores the way that it can unite us, especially because being truly pro speech includes speech about feelings. i know the saying goes facts don't care about your feelings but sometimes feelings don't carry about your facts. trust me, it's exactly why i wasted time dating all those losers in my 20s. you know who you are. i'm just kidding, they'll never see this because they don't have enough money for a tv. but sharing that your feelings were hurt is not a bad thing it's good. if we don't express ourselves to each other we have no hope of understanding etch oh other either. it's like biden talking to john fetterman. even kamala couldn't laugh through that. but there's a difference between

sharing hurt feelings and trying to use hurt feelings to shut down a conversation or get someone fired or exert some other kind of power or control. that's not oversensitivity or even sensitivity at all. it's bullying. like i do to my husband when i need attention. which is always. the truth is, when people say you can't joke about that, what they usually mean is, this is a subject that makes me sad or angry, like death, illness, sexism, racism, homophobia or, in the case of this show, anything that the audience laughs louder at than they did of something of greg's. thanks. but the truth is, that sad dark horrible stuff is the most important stuff to joke about. comedy has unique healing powers, especially when it comes to the scariest things in life.

something else i found healing is the realization that every tough thing you go through you're automatically building a connection with everyone else who's gone through it, too. but what's the use if we can't talk about it? will we give people the space to take risks and speak freely, though? there are no limits for connecting with those around us or for what we can laugh in the face of. no matter how distressing it is. even if it's your boss calling you a mentally deranged drunk. . (cheers and applause). >> period! >> kat: let's welcome tonight's guests. when she's in front of a crowd it's usually an intervention. fox news anchor julie banderas! [cheers and applause] >> kat: she's got a voice for radio and hair for head a shoulders commercial. cohost of the clay travis and buck sexton show, buck sexton! [cheers and applause] >> kat: when he's not having people killed you can see him modeling wrangler jeans, former

cia operative and author of the new book company rules, mike baker! [cheers and applause] >> kat: and he inspires children to abandon their dreams. comedian joe devito! [cheers and applause] >> kat: all right, joe, you're the comedian so i will a go to you first. i truly don't believe there is such a thing that we can't joke about. >> joe: no, not at all. like you said sometimes the things most difficult to deal with you have to say jokes about it. and the people who complain about that, you have to look at totalitarianisms. they've not known for their sense of humor. once you get sallen alone he's hilarious. knock knock, it's the kbg. people say laughter is the best medicine, usually people with terrible insurance. yeah, i think it's important. i think we need to laugh. the tougher times get the more you look at things you can laugh

at, such a great experience on share with other people. i can think back to me being at a comedy club and a woman coming up after saying my family's going through a tough time and you were able to distract us for a little while so thank you. and i said lady i'm trying to sell merch so buy a cd or along. >> kat: did she buy one. >> joe: she did not. >> kat: julie that's the case when i go through it it's because i laugh. >> julie: when you and i get together and drink all we do is laugh and make disparaging comments about each other which is amazing. overall this country has just become such a pack of [bleep]. and i think people just need to chill out. you know, like get to laugh at each other and don't take every joke so freaking seriously. people just need to not be so politically correct all the time. like you actually have to be able to laugh at everything otherwise you got something stuck up your --

>> kat:. >> kat: yeah. i agree, know what's funny pack of [bleep] is actually your merch. what a coincidence. mike when you were in the cia and you and your cia buddies used to kill people did you joke about it? >> mike: all the time. some things you have to make fun of and it helps pass the time and sometimes we joke just before we whacked somebody. first of all, i would like to say that joe did not get enough of a reaction to his laughter is the best medicine line, i thought that was really good. >> joe: we'll clean it up in post. >> mike: yeah. i always thought comedy, to your point, that was it. that's where you were safe and you could say anything, right? because people were smart enough to understand it was comedy. and i don't understand how -- because, and not to pick on young people, buck, but i don't understand how generations of people raised on south park and family guy now can be so easily

offended. it doesn't make any sense. >> kat: right, we all watched cartman skill scott at the timerman's parents and make them into a chili and serve them, and we're like, you can't say you guys. >> buck: i say we had very different experiences at the cia. the cia he worked at was like madmen everyone smoking cigarettes making inappropriate jokes, very, very different. i come along and it's a lot of seminars on how everyone has to be politically correct and everything else. >> kat: really? >> buck: yeah, no, really that had already happened. so mike and i had different versions or different views i think of it from that level. but just in a broader context of it, you guys had better suits, though, for sure. the dress code got worse. >> julie: still does, actually. >> buck: oh, god. >> mike: don't be offended, it's comedy >> buck: i also was talking on the radio the other day about how there used to be these movies, come dis, that everybody

would talk about and go to see and the whole experience of being in a theater with everyone laughing together there was something really bonding about that and you think about some of the movie experiences you had, whether at home watching, or at a theater, there's something about mary, dumb and dumber, 40 year old virgin, all these movies, they can't make them anymore and there's something really lost there. you don't even see an attempt to make much in the way of come dis anymore and it's something that really brings people together. a bit like how sports used to be able to before everyone was kneeling and getting political. >> kat: i don't -- well, i mean, joe, something people don't understand about comedy too is it's all about swinging and missing. you don't know what's going to work until you try and we can't make people afraid to try. >> joe: it's one of these conversations where we talk about comedy as this big thing, and i'm working to sell chicken wings for the club i'm at i'm

realistic about what we're doing as standup cop i cans and it is this line of what you can say and what people will shush you down for saying. it is a unfortunate because the best jokes are the ones that make you laugh before you had a chance to think about it. it plugs into something before you can get offended or annoyed or have this boiler plate reaction and i think that's a very good way to counsel indicate with people. to get in there before that filter comes through and that's what i think -- it would be sad if we missed that. because those jokes that have some kind of truth to them, otherwise you wouldn't laugh at them. and anything that exposes the truth i think is very important. >> kat: i agree. before we go you guys should all come by my book tour it's going to be the best time if you miss you'll be mad at yourself. in chicago on april 30th, in washington, dc on may 6th. get tickets go to the link tree on my bio on twitter or instagram i would love to see you there. we're going to have so much fun [cheers and applause]. >> kat: up next, why is sonny such a grump about trump?

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♪ >> kat: hey, hey [cheers and applause]. >> kat: a porn star and a host pray for trump to go away. yeah, one's got big cans, the other has no fans. first, we start with the view's sonny who actually thinks trump is going to prison. sonny laid it out on the show voted most likely to make you want to dive into a pool of battery acid. >> every expert says a fine and

probation. >> i'll tell you what's wrong is your legal expert. that is wrong. >> he's not going to jail over this. >> i will tell you why you're wrong. prosecutors are not only in the business of prosecuting crimes, we're in the business of sending out a message. >> kat: wow. if she were any more smug, she'd be jesse watters. [laughter] >> kat: meanwhile you've got stormy daniels catching up with piers morgan on his fox nation show uncensored which was ironically the least uncensored video she's been in. >> would it give you any time of closure with your time involving trump to see him jailed? >> specific to my case, i don't think that his crimes against me are worthy of incarceration. i feel like the other things that he has done, if he is found guilty, absolutely. >> kat: so even stormy, the woman at the center of all of

this, doesn't think trump should be jailed for this particular allegation. but other potential ones, absolutely. we tried contacting other porn stars for comment, but they kept asking for pete hegseth's phone number. he's not awake. mike, you were saying in the green room that you actually think that sonny is brilliant and the direct quote is, brilliant legal mind, one of a generation. >> mike: that's exactly what i said. >> kat: you have a tattoo. >> mike: yeah. she and i are very close. look, again, where do you even start in the world's gotten -- every time you think the world is as stupid as can be someone turns the knob up to 11. so, you know, i think with this, she's obviously wrong. there's no jail time to be had here with this indictment. i think anybody other than that,

you know, trump wouldn't -- they wouldn't have brought this t it's as simple as that. right? now the other cases that are out there on the table, right, those could be more serious and they'll play out. but all the pundits who gleefully waited for this indictment to come out and then had to manufacture glee when they saw how weak it was, it was a a very interesting time. stormy daniels. meh. i saw where she actually said she's worried about testifying because, you know, the idea of speaking in public and she pointed out, she's talking about her childhood, saying that she used to be scared of giving oral book reports so i'll just heave that right there. thank you very much. drive safely. >> kat: he's really proud of himself for that. >> mike: i am so proud of myself. you're right. >> kat: okay. but julie, honestly who would you rather go out with between sonny and stormy? stormy's probably a lot of fun. >> julie: oh, god who would i rather go out with? donald trump is he one of the

three? i would go with stormy -- no i would not go with stormy i would go with sonny but she would bore the hell out of me she's so uptight. i liked how piers morgan said would she be willing to testify at the trial and i want to read what she actually said because i took the notes. i mean, any time you're up in the public eye it's scary. i mean, i used to get scared giving annor book report in school so it's daunting. i just found it amusing this woman has never been nervous to do any kind offer anything. i mean i've never seen her movies but i'm just assuming. >> mike: you haven't? >> julie: i don't do porn and i don't watch porn, i just never am in porn. >> kat: people who do porn, i don't judge it. i think it's just the only difference is you're someone who decided to do porn. that doesn't make you a dumb person, right? and, buck, i honestly think she seems to have a more intelligent

answer on this than legal expert so sonny hoston eianyone who relies on sonny hoston is probably go to go to prison. if you have her or my cousin vinny you want joe punishy showing up right away. trump's going to jail, are they going to get little cops for the secret service agents? are they supposed to be in the cell with him like in good fell as where they're making pas take in the special wing of the prison slicing the garlic real thin with the razor. there's no way this works, and they repeated the charge 34 times or 30 something times. this is like the meter maid, we're giving you a parking ticket one for every second you're here. it's depletely insane no one in

the legal profession can begin to defend this and it goes to the emotional validation of people who are emotionally unstable like the view audience. >> kat: also your parking ticket was a campaign finance violation and now you're a flown. >> joe: plus everyone here sitting here now is thinking buck sexton is a great porn name >> buck: i'm going to tell you something, mike, you are not the first person, i'm just going to let you know, greg about five times but i'm going to take it. >> kat: your parents are probably so disappointed you turned out to be a cia guy and radio host. they wanted so much more. >> joe: i think for porn names piers morgan missed an opportunity there, peers oregon was right there. how much hush money to shut up the view because we could do a gofundme for them i think.

stormy daniels said for his crimes against me. what was the crime he committed against her? there is no crime. she had to pay trump's legal fees. so this is the kind of legal expertise we're getting on the view. >> she also broke the nba by the way. so she broke nda and she has to pay his legal bills for defamation. >> he called her horse face? that's not nice but i don't think it's something that you send somebody to jail for >> buck: not creditle. >> kat: you're allowed to say that in the constitution. >> joe: you're allowed to call someone horse face. >> didn't biden call someone a dog face pony soldier. >> joe: and no one knows what that means. >> for a year and a half i worked for an agency as tony horse face. >> kat: he gets one and keeps using it. all right. well, okay. up next, do you fight at your

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♪ [cheers and applause] >> kat: will your real spouse go berserk if you have a fake one at work? a new survey finds that men and women disagree on whether or not it's okay to have a work wife or a work husband. while the left said about a work side piece, the better. a work spouse has been roughly defined as a co-worker who you share a close emotional bond with, similar to a marriage. 56% of adult women said that's not okay. but just 34% of men said the same. and all those dudes were making these weird winking faces when they said it. meanwhile, about one in five people said it depends on the circumstances. in other words, it depends if the person is hot. am i wrong julie? if you're like let me meet my

work wife and it's four'2" 90 year old delores from accounting it's that so cute. if it's this 22 year old with big cans who is like i'm his work wife you're quitting your job tomorrow. >> julie: hot or gay. if you're gay you're good. >> kat: i always say that. >> julie: that's always been my motto. you have me at gay because all my closest friends are gay. but anyway, that's not even with that segment's about >> buck: do go on. >> kat: you noticed faster than you usually do. >> julie: something i always tried to instruct women not to be jealous, women stop being so jealous, the men don't give a crap the women shouldn't care either. you have a work husband that means you have a colleague. david lee miller he was my work husband we shared an office for years. nobody thought anything of it

his wife and i are great friends women have to be less sensitive. >> wad weird you had a cot in there. >> julie: we liked to nap. >> kat: baker, what do you say when your work spouse asks you if her pants make her look fat? [laughter] >> mike: oh, man, i have a great joke just go through my head but i realized i can't say it. so first of all i find the whole concept kind of weird creepy i never heard about it before. >> kat: because no one ever asked you to be yours. >> mike: i never had it. if i did have a work house i would want it to be delores the 90 year old lady who can get [bleep] done, or stuff done. sorry. that whole swearing thing going on. but anyway, that's what i would want. you would want it to be somebody who can get things done, someone who's been there for a while. rather than -- i don't know. just surprised i never heard of this before. >> kat: so you're saying hot girls are stupid. >> kat: yeah. yeah did you hear that ladies, if you're attractive he thinks

you can't get anything done. can you think i don't get anything done or do you think that i'm ugly. >> mike: i think you're one of the he-you two are both exceptions to the rule. god. [laughter]. >> that is what we call in the business trade crack. >> julie: well done baker. >> kat: buck? >> buck: okay, it's completely circumstantial. you nailed this in the very beginning. the same way every guy knows whenever there's the guy, usually he's the guy if college always playing guitar by himself at the party. it is i just want to be her friend. in this case i just want to be her work husband. you know if the is is a little inappropriate. i think the problem is whether or not you can use the term around the office these days some people might get weird about that. hr might get a call if somebody uses it the wrong way. so you've always got to be on the lookout for somebody who is

being dishonest about the reality of the relationship. everyone knows, like you know if it's an inappropriate situation or not. that's my take. this has gone in a more serious direction than i anticipated but i'm just saying. >> kat: or what if he's got some girl at work that he's calling his work wife and she is super old but you've been waiting ten years for a ring. >> let me tell you something about delores. the woman knows her way around a fax machine. i like the, have you noticed the tap dancing from the two married guys here hemming and hawing. they don't even call their wife wives wife. i don't think i want a cia where people call them their work hubs. >> you don't want that at all. you have to come up with fake names for them, you have a fake wife, fame husband. >> kat: i don't think that's true. >> joe: i did like they said depending on circumstances. there's an exit hatch right there. oh, there was circumstances.

you go on a work trip to a very sexy location like vegas or the third floor break room. you have to be prepared for circumstances. and i also think julie, uruguay friends, they may just be playing a very long game. [laughter]. >> julie: and you're doing the opposite. >> joe: i play a very short game. >> kat: i don't know. i just, you know, you're right, people should be less sensitive and nervous because your husband should like you. if you don't want your man to cheat on you make sure you go through his phone and use your face -- i'm like who are you people get a divorce. >> mike: every shady guy knows the trick is you can look through my phone but if you trusted me you wouldn't on want to. >> kat: you manipulative -- you used all my swear words now i want to call buck sexton a bitch i can't do it. >>. >> mike: but buck you have that burner phone >> buck: mike you're giving away

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although the term maid is still used for female human sea monsters. the original was released in 1989 making it 33 years old so as is tradition she's being replaced by someone younger and hotter. or as don lemon says still in her prime. the film's composer says the iconic song kiss the girl will be given new lyrics because in the original version prince eric is encouraged to kiss aerial without verbally asking permission first. i'll remember to ask permission next time i want to kiss something in the water. in important unfortunate souls they tell aerial that goose oping and nonsense will annoy men. true. but how is annoying men a bad thing? you get it? you get it. if you don't, i'm sorry.

and the new film makers also said the old song made girls feel they shouldn't speak out of turn. so disney changed a bunch of lines and i'm shocked they missed this other song from the original. ♪ ♪ smoke pcp, disown family, but don't be a bitch, prepare that sandwich and make some babies. you can sleep your way to the top, lie cheat steal and never stop, swallow your pride, commit suicide, you're under the sea ♪ >> kat: yo, that was some of your best work. i loved that. that was amazing. yes. mike you were saying you were so excited for the little mermaid movie that you can't even contain yourself. >> mike: oh, my god, yeah. my wonderful daughter, she was young when little mermaid was

out, and so i know that movie pretty well because we watched it endlessly and i can actually sing all the lyrics which i mean if people wanted me to i could. this goes back to something i said earlier, when you think the world is as stupid as it can be, right, we clearly haven't hit the bottom yet. it reminds me of a couple years ago, i think it was a couple years ago, remember there was that controversy over baby it's cold outside at the same time wet [bleep] was climbing its way to the top of the charts, right, that song. and you think, really? >> kat: i'm still thinking it actually, really? >> mike:. >> mike: it's selective outrage is what it is. >> kat: julie the part where girls shouldn't speak out of turn in the song i get that a lot from grandma in the comments. it's like kat shouldn't speak until she seas spoken to.

really i didn't ask how you felt bernice you just weighed in. >> julie: i don't understand what the big deal is about kiss the girl. the lyrics go yes you want her look at her, yes you do, possible she wants you too, yad a, yad a, kiss the girl. it sounds like foreplay how do you get the real thing if you don't try to kiss her first. well, don't answer that. but i'm sure that he would have like respectfully kissed her. >> kat: i don't remember, buck, i don't remember the part in the movie, did i miss something? i wasn't that upset by it. i also feel like the movies i watched as a child, disney movies, some of them i was lining okay she's getting married to this prince but what does she want to do and i would think about this stuff on my own and have these conversations. you don't need to completely change the entire thing or else nowhere girl is going to want to have a job when she grows up

>> buck: this is the new routine, they've changed books, they've changed doctor dr. seuss, they're changing it all around they're taking a soviet approach they want to get to the youth as fast as they can and program them in a certain way. as a guy when you get a little older you ask before you kiss the girl you're kissing a lot fewer girls. it's not a strong date move. excuse me madam i would like to hold your hand. let me tell you i know. and then i would like to nuzzle a little bit and then perhaps we can engage. >> joe: it might be your accent. >> kat: i was going to say. i hope that wasn't the accent you're trying to go when you go under cover in the cia. it was i know why you don't do that anymore >> buck: i was in the office i didn't go under cover. >> kat: you're banned from movie

theaters. >> joe: yeah, after that situation with pee wee herman. it's a 30 year old reference. i have a feeling this movie's going to be really bad. >> kat: me too. >> joe: we're hearing all these things that have nothing to do about the quality of the movie because people were originally supposedly mad it was a black mermaid. this is not the problematic disney movie. the problematic disney movie is snow white. forget about consent, you had this woman in a coma in some sort of aquarium and you have a prince riding through the woods and he's like there's a woman in a glass box surrounded by sdwar ofs, i'm not sure she's dead we should make out so i can find out. that's the problematic movie. >> kat: i always kind of related to snow white because at a time in my life i always lived in a frat house. >> joe: were you in a glass box? she was in there a long time. you know those dwarfs were coming home and throwing their

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the game. >> kat: i agree. mike, have you ever faked anything? >> mike: you know, it's harder for us to do that. [laughter] >> mike: i'm willing to go into the mechanics of explaining that. >> kat: i'm also willing to go into the mechanics of explaining why you're wrong but i will not work here tomorrow. >> mike: i happily can say i don't have allergies. my kids don't have allergies so i don't know but i wouldn't question it. someone's not feeling well, fine, you're not feeling well. i mean, everybody just live your life, quit getting up in everybody's business let things going. everybody needs to chill out just a tiny bit. that's what i say. >> kat: that's true >> mike: can i get an amen [cheers and applause] >> kat: i think this is dumb julie because everyone knows the best excuse to get out of everything is diarrhea you believe is contagious.

>> julie: oh my god that's a great idea. >> kat: it's great but also make it for the other person. just be like i have diarrhea i don't want my diarrhea to ruin your party and get you sick. >> julie: or get on you. >> kat: yeah, explosive. >> mike: wow. >> kat: what? >> mike: no it's good. >> julie: i think first of all the stupidest poll ever. where is there a poll about are you faking allergies or are you not. do you think people fake their allergies. who has the time to conduct these dumb, dumbs polls but i have to say people are a little too worried about what the other people -- what other people's problems are. who cares if your cough is covid oraler justice oregon rea. oh, you don't cough from gonorrhea do you? whatever. i don't care what the next person has as long as you don't give it to me. >> joe: you'd be surprised. >> julie: you would know. you would know. >> kat: joe, what are you

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[applause] >> all right, final thoughts, joe? >> this saturday i'll be performing at mcguire's comedy club on long island, atlantic city providence island coming p. go to my website for my full schedule. >> yo know what makes me feel

horrible about myself is i don't have a website yet and that guy does de. i gotta get on that. motivation. thanks to julie, mike, because, joe, and our studio audience fox news at night with trace gallagher is next i'm kat sim and i love you, america. >> good evening welcome to america's late new, fox news at night i'm trace gallagher in los angeles. breaking tonight got a problem? blame trump. the biden administration now says the trump white house is mostly to blame for the chaotic withdrawal from afghanistan that left train american service members dead, eve then it happened on president bide's watch. the white house correspondent kevin cork is live in the nation's capitol with more on the never ending blame game. clenchen, fifty nine is what it is, trace. to hear the biden administration tell it, 13 dead u.s. servic