and a long way to go before we're even near china. with the minerals. with the plants and everything else that they've got going. >> dana: it is a mess. thank you, gary. i'm sorry for the truncated time. that will do it for us. the dow did finish up today at 100 points. and now here is "the five." >> greg: hi. i'm greg gutfeld along with katie pavlich, and dana perino. "the five." ♪ ♪ president biden having an excellent time at the white house easter egg roll, and hopping right into speculation. looks like everyone was there. the giant human sized bunnies mixing it up with the influencing peddling members of his family like hunter.

it was all fun and games until he dangled to this carrot in front of millions of anxious democrats. >> will you be taking part after 2022? >> at least three or four more easter egg roles. maybe even five. maybe six. >> are you saying that you would be taking part in the upcoming election? >> ended up being the guy who is pushing them out. >> help a brother out. make some news for me. >> we are not prepared to announce it yet. >> greg: all right, whatever. even though he is not prepared, he does have a reelection strategy ready to go. an army of tiktok influencers. yet at the same --

the biden administration is even considering making a separate -- this

>> because the man has no original ideas ever. he plagiarized his way through life. he has never said anything that made anyone get off of their seat and do that. this is their new strategy, to pay influencers. he is going to have surrogates campaign for him. and then jv goes out and gives a speech. now, if the media was having a really hard time trying to say trump is in bed with russia, how is this guy not in bed with china? he is inviting an army of young people with phones with a chinese spy app into the white house for two years and giving them offices. how easy is it? these guys are just hired guns anyway. you waive a bunch of cash in their face, you say they can do whatever they want.

and the fact that he broke his reelection announcement to a weatherman tells you something. what happened to the last time i'll rocher was at the white house? this was a much better story for him. i don't think biden was even planning on making this announcement. he just got gilded into it. can you break some news for me? sure, why not? >> greg: i love how you bring a bit of history into it. bringing it back, it sets the stage for my next question, dana. >> dana: grade. [laughs] >> greg: doesn't this explain -- it deliberately made it so broad that it could not pass. it was supposed to be about tiktok, and then they made it about all these other private websites. they did not wanted because this is what they really want. >> dana: now they are betwixt and between, which is a little phrase i heard, they want to try to make sure that they have the

youth vote. more on that in just a moment. also at the time when they announced it, they could not answer why he would be calling for the restricted act at the same time he did a tiktok video for st. patrick's day. they are like we don't really know. maybe they were not told. do you remember at the beginning of the administration, they were not even allowed to have a peloton because of the concern about the wi-fi and things. now to jesse's point, bringing all of these people in with tiktok on your phone. you are not allowed to have tiktok on your government phone, but you can have it as an influencer when you go into the white house. how are you going to allow tiktok influencers for your campaign. to have office space at the white house. if you are going to open up an office space because you think they are important to the discussion, you have to be open to everybody coming in.

they were only 49% for it. so there is an opening here where you could have gotten everyone together and said let's all use a different platform to communicate, but these college town turnouts -- greg, when you were away and we miss you very much, there was an election in wisconsin. the democrats mops the floor, and one of the ways that they did that, they ran up the vote totals in the two big college towns. that's what they did in arizona, and they are planning it all across the country. there is a method to their madness, but it is mad. >> greg: they say influencers, but they never say whether it is good or bad influence. the ones i see strike me ak thea keen grasp on inflation. >> jesse: that guy with the

long nails does not understand inflation? >> katie: dana is right. they say it is a waste of time. that is not a waste of time as we have seen lately, but when it comes to that tiktok issue, republicans and some democrats talk about tiktok as a national security problem to protect the country from a foreign adversary who is poisoning the minds of the youth who are making these monsters out of young people, but democrats, most of them, and the white house talk about it in terms of political problems. they are concerned that if they protect national security, it will somehow damage themselves politically, and that's a problem for them. they do have this huge issue where they are filming videos inside the white house in classified places on tiktok where the chinese government has the location. all the information on the phone from the white house, but then i want to talk about joe biden

saying he is going to be rolling easter eggs for however many years. he becomes even more irrelevant. he becomes even more of a lame duck then he would be if he were to say i am running. so they cannot say that until they decide he's going to be in. just the guy who wants that decision. >> greg: so, geraldo, what would you be doing on tiktok? [laughs] >> geraldo: what wouldn't i do? to dana's point, on the election, the various elections, the most consequential election of 2023 was in wisconsin. the wisconsin supreme court. madison, wisconsin, where my wife attended the university of wisconsin, there are precincts, one particular precinct where there were 40 votes cast in 2019. they were 400 votes cast -- sorry, 500 votes cast -- 500

versus 44. jonesy is the key to joe biden's reelection. he's definitely running. he cannot win without these kids. these kids are the wokest generation ever. they are motivated. they are turned on. my daughter, less than two weeks ago, national school walkout date to protest and violence. very appropriate today -- >> greg: is it a private school? you paid for her to walk out. >> geraldo: she walked out. she came back. i appreciated that she was motivated. these kids are the key to the coming election. the democrats understand it. the republicans better get on board. otherwise, they are going to get there butts kicked. >> g>> greg: getting the heck ot of democratic run cities. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪

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waking up to the chaotic state of democratic run cities and voting with their feet. the top newspaper in oregon finally admitting that the city's deteriorating conditions are driving residents out. they wrote this. "unless nice, drug addiction, crisis, gun violence, traffic deaths, educational mediocrity are changing the calculus for m, raise a family, or even retire. other cities including los angeles, san francisco, cook county, illinois, new york city, philadelphia. probably other cities and there we have not focused on as much because this seems to be a phenomenon, greg, that is nationwide. >> greg: in terms of new york, people are leaving because the left emptied the prisons. so they completed half of their equation, which was to have fewer minorities in jail, but they did not have the other

half, so now you have unpunished felons freed from the cursor will state but now preying on people in the neighborhoods. they are robbing. they are raping, they are stabbing. we had the subject of this experiment. people are leaving because they don't know who the nice kids don't like people are anymore. kids on a bicycle, they are going to surround your car and beat you. new york is now the russian roulette. this goes back -- i have set it a million times. you cannot have a one-party city, especially if it is the democrats. husband needs a wife. a bachelor need somebody to get him in shape, and there was nobody to create friction between the democrats and their bad ideas. somebody has to be there to slow them down. that's the wife who tells the husband no, you cannot put a kiddy pool in the basement. you need somebody to stop the

crazy ideas, and all the republicans have left, so all you have other crazy people. >> dana: the cities, geraldo, are in a bit of a downward spiral. it is hard to get out of it. >> geraldo: i think crime is certainly an issue in these widely publicized it -- the thing that has changed, you see it on video so often. you can see actually how outrageous some of these acts are, but in my generation, the main reason people are leaving new york, for example, is taxes. it is not crime. jesse left. i left out a certain point here they are going to new jersey. going to pennsylvania. connecticut. democrat run jurisdictions. they are leaving because of the finances. you diane new york, you pay a death tax. a city death tax. you pay the federal death tax. you know, why stay here? go to a place like florida where there is no income tax.

i think that really, while crime is definitely an issue, especially when you can see it with your own eyes, but i do believe even portland. portland, when you read "the oregonian," and what is really happening in that lovely, lovely city. it's the lack of affordable housing. i think jen the is moving back to the city. they are on the verge of a great renaissance. >> dana: the tiktok influences are moving back to the city appearance before i do not think that they are on the verge of some great renaissance. i think it's going to get a lot worse. i'm laughing at you, geraldo, a little bit. you are complaining about taxes, but then you keep voting for democrats. they vote for the same thing. but in terms of what's happening here, the businesses are leaving. the corporations can afford to relocate people, but that's not

the case for everybody, and what's left is higher taxes but people leaving, no one to pay the taxes, and then they need more money to spend on these programs for crime and homelessness, self where do you go from there? straight to the bottom, and if you can afford to leave, you probably already left. the people who are left are the people that the left claims to stand up for, the most vulnerable. the minimum wage workers who know their communities have been destroyed by these problems, and they cannot afford to leave the city. moving is expensive. so they are stuck there was no real good options. >> dana: maybe there is nobody there to buy their home. >> jesse: you are trying to have as much sex as possible and drink as much as possible after college. you move into the city, and you have no self-respect because you live in a bucket and pay $900 a month, but you are meeting a lot of women, and you're drinking past midnight and trying to

establish a career. once you get married and have a family, you move the hell out of there. then you find out wait, i'm in tennessee or florida or texas, paying no estate taxes. i'm staying. but if i could just as agree with you slightly, i think the leadership in these cities like the dysfunction because if they did not like it, they would try to clean it up, and they are almost trying to make it worse because the more dysfunction you have, the more money you can spend on helping people. so then you raise taxes. you spend more money, and you just give it to the power brokers who are in charge of crime, drugs, and homelessness. they skim off the top and plow the rest of it back, so they are not actually trying to help the cities. they are just trying to increase their own power. >> dana: remember that with the homelessness money. almost a billion dollars. they had to do a report that said we are sorry, we don't know where it went.

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stories that never existed. i have to con admit, i said thay has got drip. >> greg: i am not surprised that you would be fooled. >> jesse: me neither. [laughs] >> greg: you know, it's funny. i think it's easy right now to tell when it is fake because it is to you on the nose, too improbable. >> jesse: did you really think this was fake immediately? >> greg: of course. well, i talked to the pope. i did my fact-checking. i never go on vacation. we worry about artificial intelligence messing with our sense of reality. that's already happening with news. these days every story starts at the end, and people work backwards. until we have an assumption or conclusion -- that is not how it is supposed to go. but now the preconceptions are decided beforehand.

ai, i'm hoping -- i'm very optimistic about ai, that it will be like old journalism where it takes everything and relies on probability of what will happen. you cannot get bias in that unless someone is controlling the bias. >> jesse: what about the guy who was falsely accused of something he did not do by ai? that's not a very good start. >> dana: it scares me. let me go back. in graduate school, i wrote a terrible paper, but it was my concern at the time. you two might remember this. when o.j. was under trial, there was a "time" magazine cover, and there was a lot of controversy over it because they shaded it. my paper was about how ethically, that was wrong. the picture should be what it is. we are so far as that now. i lived with a lot of fear that every morning i am going to be the first one who reports on a

fake video or photograph as if it were real. i am so concerned about it because i don't know how you would do that. anna breaking news situation, how do you know if it is true or not? i don't really have an answer. i just have a lot of concern. >> greg: i should probably be concern, but i think i know in my gut what is wrong. geraldo, slow down. >> geraldo: you've got to get a second source. the burden is on the believer. you know, if you repeats the "bullshat" you're a "bullshatter." >> jesse: a lot of people sell for that too, katie. >> katie: a lot of the people who do this -- the experts look at this, and they can tell the difference. if they look at those all the

time, isn't that an issue? the good news is greg will be fine because he is been nice to all the robots. welcome, welcome. he will be good. >> greg: do you remember the stories about the first motion pictures? they showed a train coming. everybody in the audience got up and ran because they were not used to the technology. we are always behind the technology. and then we get in front of them, and then we become addicted to it. >> jesse: how do you get in front of a technology that looks so real? it does not have to be a big puffy jacket. >> katie: you can just say it is fake. >> jesse: the one thing that was not fake, the dalai lama. he was caught on camera asking a young man to suck on his tongue. that was not ai generated. >> greg: no it wasn't. that's what i'm saying.

and you can tell. he apologized. >> geraldo: why did the dalai lama say that? >> dana: he did not say it. he did it. >> geraldo: it is not part of the ritual? >> greg: are you running press for the dalai lama? tough enough, america. we want to kiss participation trophies goodbye. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ changes your struggle with missing teeth forever. it changes how you eat, how you feel, and how you enjoy life. it changes your smile and how others smile at you. clearchoice network doctors have changed over 100,000 lives with dental implants, and they can change yours, too. because a clearchoice day changes every day.

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♪ ♪ >> katie: well, the days of cuddling america's kids could be over. introducing a bill that would ban participation trophies for

children in sporting events. it reads "awards provided shall be based on identified performance achievements." but it seems democrats want to pamper students even more. check out this clip about talking about abolishing homework and f grades. >> to be quite frank, i did not issue a lot of homework. that was my way of rebelling against the structure. i don't think i ever gave the kid and f. i don't know how a student sits in front of you and fails. i know some professors may find that slightly troubling. >> katie: i think there is a difference between participation trophies and the trophies for winners. maybe you can have both for kids. >> dana: i am for a limited government, and i think this is nonsense and ridiculous here you do not need to legislate anything. that parents make the decision spirit or schools, teachers,

however. if it is 5-year-olds and you are trying to get everybody to participate, i get it. but i think when we make fun of participation trophies or actually say there is concern about it is when there is no room for competition and merit and winning that way, which is what helps drive innovation, and that's where we get into a problem. as for the no homework and the fs, about two months ago, there was a report out of chicago public schools that nobody could read at grade level, and nobody could do math at grade level. we called for a report about the comment, and they said we are in line with every other major urban school district. as if that was the defense. so i imagine that chicago public schools are not going to do much better under this new mayor who is really tight with the teachers union. >> katie: geraldo, bragging

about this, he is not giving a fs, says that they are succeeding when they are not doing the work. >> geraldo: in their defense, generally speaking, a kid getting an f is from a dysfunctional home. they are trying to be remedial. i get the objection to participation trophies, but you want to keep even the marginal kids engaged and motivated. you don't want to tell them they are going to be failures in life. i understand that. it's always a compromise. i don't know this guy, the new mayor of chicago. i wish him well. he's got his hands full. he is dealing with the real situation with cities, cancer. it is these pockets of poverty and dysfunction where you don't have a mom and dad at home. that's the root of it all. i don't know that giving the kid a participation trophy is a bad thing. >> katie: i think that feeling kids is actually a great thing.

one of the best things that happened to me. the toughest teacher i ever had. i took a test and did not do the back side of test because i did not turn it over. he failed me. so that taught me a big -- just on that test. i made it up. but the point is, throughout the next test, i flipped the page over, and he helped me succeed, greg, by teaching me a lesson with my failure. >> greg: a lot of people like to say they should bring back corporal punishment. i say capital punishment for kids. >> jesse: good idea. >> greg: don't get rid of the participation trophies, because then what do you give to kids like me? back then, it was called most spirited. if you did not land a basket, i got most spirited. but you know, this is kind of like a mild reversal of

drag queen story hour. it is a performative thing. it is like at school you could not find anything else other than drag queen story hour? it is a statement that they are making, saying i think it is a lousy statement. it's a waste of time. it is obvious that you are kind of -- it is a thumb in the eye. they only see these goals, and they don't know how to get there. i don't want my students to get fs. that is a good goal, so his system as i am not giving them. you actually become a really good teacher, and you try to help them. you don't just say i am not going to give out fs. that is idiotic. that's the problem. they've decided no more detention. you cannot expel people. it is like when they eliminate crimes. they say crime is down.

that is not a system. >> katie: taking challenges away from kids does not help them, necessarily. >> jesse: i failed shakespeare as a junior, and i think that guy is so overrated. >> katie: shakespeare? >> jesse: he is impossible to read. i'm proud of that f. i was really into trophies as a kid. i had all my trophies set up. all my medals and everything. it was a big deal. once when meet, i think they gave out a ribbon. i got fifth place, which i'm still ashamed of, in breaststroke. i could not even hang it. i tried to hide it behind another ribbon, and i think i burned it in the backyard in a ceremony. >> geraldo: such an intriguing story. >> jesse: it made me a better swimmer, not by getting better at breaststroke but by quitting breaststroke and becoming a

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♪ ♪ >> greg: i am back. first off, barbershops traditionally have been a great place to get a quality haircut plus, learn some pearls of wisdom from your barbara. maybe not anymore. one shop is offering silent mode for customers who are not feeling chatty. the owner came up with the idea after realizing that tech workers were just not interested in small talk. are you, when you get your hair cut? >> katie: one of my best friends does my hair, so when i get to see her, we talk.

we chitchat. we catch up, so i'm grateful to see her, but i do this with uber. i choose not chatty. it depends on who you know. >> geraldo: my wife, like katie, gets a lot of her social news in the barbershop. >> greg: that's because she does not go to a barbershop. she goes to a salon. your wife probably spends a good hour and a half and there appeared to give your purse on the treatment for an hour and a half -- >> geraldo: that's a long time. >> greg: that is horrible. i never speak to my barber. we do not have a lot in common. and then i moved to a new place, and we talk all the time. >> geraldo: not in common? what do you mean? >> greg: you just no, geraldo. [laughs] >> katie: sometimes you walk into barbershops in manhattan or

new jersey, and you are like this is not really a barbershop. what are you doing here? >> greg: when you go, dana, is it social? >> dana: yeah, it is the best. we love to have a little chat. here is the thing about this. in san francisco, though, the tech workers don't want to talk to anybody. they just want to be so isolated. they want to work from home. they just don't want to be a part of society. this is fine, if this helps barbershops business and gets more clients, great. but the more people are shrinking into themselves and not talking is not good. >> greg: i know it's not good, but my barber comes to the house. works in films. does a lot of the film work in ohio there. i cannot imagine chatting up elmer. >> jesse: he comes to your home. everybody has that, i guess. [laughs] >> geraldo: actually, a barber

should only be a place for really old "playboy" magazine and a mysterious bird that does this. remember the bird? men are not chatty. brian kilmeade would be a terrible barber because he would just talk your ear off and never shut up. >> greg: ucl of the black exploitation movies that have barbershops. >> dana: like the one eddie murphy did. >> jesse: allergy season was not annoying enough. allergies are a hoax. one in four sufferers say people accuse them of making up their symptoms. >> katie: no, it is bad. i think i have more allergies as an adult. >> greg: does anyone not believe you? >> katie: no. they believe you when you are sneezing everywhere.

do you have covid or allergies? >> greg: the premise is basically the wet market of allergies. it is a hoax. >> geraldo: but they sneeze, you wonder if they have covid. >> greg: i have not worried about that and about two years, geraldo. that's why i don't actually go out and get my haircut. i go out to a little barbershop. what do you think, i have some salon guy come? >> geraldo: in the suburbs now? >> greg: elmer is his name. >> geraldo: do you have allergies? >> dana: i am blessed not to. i sympathize or empathize with people who have them. bill hemmer, every morning, he is talking about the pollen count. it bothers him a lot. i can see if you do not have allergies, you might think somebody is faking it, however,

you are a young kid, and your dad has always said you can't get a dog because he is allergic. just double check that. >> greg: i had asthma as a kid. we could not get a dog. i remember it was traumatizing. >> jesse: you strike me as a man, greg, who has experienced difficulty in the allergy area. >> greg: i think it's important that you raise questions about everything. who did the pollen count? i'm just saying, i'm just saying we don't see -- we are the meals. i am waiting for the mules. it could be an inside job. people with allergies are likely crisis actors. and there was a second sneezer outside of the book depository. i have proof of that. ""fox nation,"" hosted by me.

hay fever is a hoax. >> geraldo: if your husband is having a hard time reading your mood, there is a simple sol solution. you text your husband an emoji. it could be the key for your man she'll understand how you're feeling, ladies. new research shows that men are more likely to understand and emoji over a real facial expression. >> katie: this is the same problem as the barbershop. men speak a simple language. >> dana: these are probably the same tech guys, they probably came up with this study. >> greg: you know who invented the emojis, a guy. >> jesse: i like the pile of poop. >> katie: of course you do. which one do you use the most? >> jesse: i am not a big emoji

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apart. happy birthday to mimi. >> happy birthday mimi. >> greg: our key demo by the way. tonight i'm back, emily compagno. bill hemmer, kat timpf, tyrus. going to be a great show. gutfeld life is coming to you, the first show saturday june 1st, atlanta, georgia. i would read clearwater, florida, fort myer, providence and reading pennsylvania. >> jesse: is that ai. >> greg: that's my natural state they had to tone it down. >> dana: i would have fallen for it. >> greg: g gutfeld.com. go there to get tickets. greg's weather report. do you know what it is? outside it's really windy.

wet show a wet dog. these are golden doodles by the way on top the top of the mounted in switzerland. yeah. they love diagnosis in switzerland. i didn't know that. all right. geraldo. i took advantage of time-out took it off my bucket list. we ran into a whiteout at one point. erika was very concerned that, you know. unlike me. she had a lot of life ahead of her can you that sound. >> driving through a white out. >> we have our whole lives. >> geraldo: volcanos, hot springs. very nice people. the geothermal energy there. isn't she gorgeous my daughter. >> greg: doing a neck up picture of you. i know the urge was there,

geraldo. it was there. you said this is where i want to do it. nope. >> geraldo: there are some in that stack there. >> greg: dana? >> dana: while geraldo was in iceland this moose decided to take a trip to the hospital, young moose. anchor raj. saw some tasty little treats in there so, they are basically letting him within a doctor around everywhere. maybe not a good idea to have automatic opening doors. nighttime sushi how he got out but i'm sure they handled it. it's alaska. also my latest podcast episode everything will be okay out with kellyanne conway. check it out. >> greg: what happens left, am i right, jesse? >> jesse: there's a lot you haven't heard. travis kelci threw out one of the worst pitches of all time. he is on the chiefs. that he was why i'm showing this right here. as you remember, he had beat the

eagles probably had stickem from the super bowl. tonight's "jesse watters primetime" asked about easter. let's see a little tease. >> greg: hurry up. >> what happened on easter? a lot of people throwing eggs at each other. >> greg: that's it for us. "special report" is up next. hey, bret. >> bret: we waited for that soundbite. that's good. thanks, greg. good evening, welcome to washington. i'm bret baier. china says it's ready for a fight over taiwan. the country is moving military equipment. what the biden administration is saying and doing in response legal battle over the abortion pill. we again our series on the rise of artificial intelligence with a look at how it impacts education. br