i guess, that anheuser-busch did what they did. they don't know their clientele. >> laura: well these are real world consequenceings but the left doesn't care. anheuser-busch obviously doesn't care. they just want to apiece their progressive overlairds. hope it was all worth it kids >> that's it for us tonight remember it is america now and forever. ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] >> greg: ha ha. all right. yeah, that's good, that's good. oh, yeah, yeah, fantastic. happy tuesday, everyone. so it's america's bad boy. everyone already knows that i'm dangerous. yeah. don't laugh. i'm the jim morrison of talk show hosts and kudlow's my

backdoor man. but you know you might be dangerous, too, according to the fbi. and you don't even have to be an angry parent at a school board meeting. you just have to use words. yeah, turns out new fbi documents released this week through a toy i can't request reveal the bureau uses internets slang to seek out violent extremism on line odd terms linked to racially violent extremism. words like based larping and red pill. remains in terms that could be used in a con that don't in racist views. based is someone converted to racist ideology. so they must be keeping a close eye on joy reed right? doesn't based mean you're based in facts? you're grounded in logic not wokeness? perhaps that's why it's being targeted. then you have larping which

stands for live action role play. you know those words that dress up as knights and wizards until a jock walking through the park stuffs them in a trash can? the fbi says larping is a term used by extremist to accuse others as not being as extreme. and i get it, my old manager at mid evil times used to accuse me of it when i wouldn't wear a cod piece in his hot tub. then red pilled which came from the classic film the matrix but now it's a metaphor for seeing behind the curtain and uncovering reality. but now becoming red pilled adopts racist anti-semitic or fascist beliefs. so how did they get there? i don't know but i guess it's a good thing that i got red pilled way back when. and it wasn't from the matrix but the facts of life. >> i am facing it.

>> how? but cutting gayle's classes? standing her up? you can run as far as you want, but gayle is still going to die. [laughter] >> greg: the greatest moment in television history, gayle is going to die. and she did. because that's a fact of life. how could that not change you? it changed me. but you could see the danger here, right? sure there's extremists out there that might say they've been red pilled but some of them also play soccer. it's the mistake the media loves to play and now the fbi does, too. they now define threats by the weakest of connections. so now you're guilty by word association. maybe that's why biden can't pronounce anything. speaking of joe is it me or has the biden administration

replaced the role of charmin in the white house bathroom with the constitution. the only rights citizens have these days are those that aren't in the contusion. i can't own a gun in new york but i can identify as a chick and run naked through a lucille roberts locker room. and i have. another part of the fbi document refers to keeping an eye on incels which is short for involu involuntarily celebit. if you don't know what that is, there's your answer. >> whoa. [laughter]. >> i thought that meant you were married. >> greg: but a bunch of the fbi's terminology words are just slang. for example, chad, if fbi calls it the ideal iced version of a male very successful getting

romantic and sexual attention of women. sounds more like a greg to me. but if you're a shy dude making fun of chad you could end up on a watch list. so just to be safe don't mock hanging chad the country of chad or fox senior congressional correspondent chad pergram. seriously don't let his calm demeanor fool you. i once saw him debone a dolphin with a violin bow. no reason for it. they also flagged a word look smacking which is self improvement with the intent to become more attractive. well the cast of the view is safe. but how is this bad? improving yourself to find a mate? everyone does that. even jesse had hair from his back put on his head. so what is the message here? well, it's don't message anything. from now on you're a mafia done

scribbling notes on torn paper to be eaten later by a starved underling. it's sad really. it's almost like the fbi made its own excuse to spy on everyone and not just trump. but it's sadder still that another group you once looked up to turns out to be kind of lame. first it was the red hot chilli peppers, now it's the fbi. i mean, i remember, you know, when you were a kid working for the fbi sounded cool. i mean, they had tv shows and movies about it. ephraim jr. but what if that was all bs and it was always about invasive targeting informants setups creating criminals out of misguided fantasyists. i hope i'm wrong. maybe the new fbi is secretly based and larping until the chad get lost. now that would be a red pill. >> period!

>> greg: let's welcome tonight's guests! he's heard more boos than a haunted house on halloween. comedian joe machi! [cheers and applause] >> greg: she used to interview naked athletes which means we have a lot in common. host of of the sideline sanity podcast, michele tafoya! [cheers and applause] >> greg: she's like a bowling alley, extremely loud and popular with old men >> kat: yeah. >> greg: fox news contributor, kat timpf! [cheers and applause] >> greg: and he uses the statue of liberty as a back scratcher. my massive side kick and the nwa world champion, tyrus! [cheers and applause]. >> greg: you know, joe, i wouldn't say you were an insell but i think the insell kind of group has embraced you as a leader. so it's not necessarily your

fault but they look up to you for guidance and they're just waiting for you to say the word on what they need to do next. >> joe: greg, not only am i not an incell, i've been called a stud more times than secretariat. okay? but i'm not an extremist unless you're talking about my love of the band extreme. one thing that didn't make the monologue, though, greg, is that the fbi's also been going into catholic churches and, you know, trying to look for extremists there. and i actually think this is a good thing. maybe they could pay attention while they're there, learn something, maybe go to con figures for violating the first and fourth amendments, and then they can catch the real extremists that are attacking the churches. >> greg: yes. [cheers and applause] >> greg: good point. all right, michele, i'll play

devil's advocate even though i am not pro satan, devil's advocate is a phrase. just want to be clear. what if this is just part a greater focus on grabbing terrorists, it's part of something, it's not really going after normal people it's just one little variable. >> michele: i thought about that, too, greg, but then i thought some more. >> greg: oh, good. >> michele: you know the old thing about the frog and the boiling water? if you take a frog and put tonight boiling water it will jump it out because it senses danger. but if you throw a frog into tepid water and slowly turn up the heat it won't notice the disintegration of its under surroundings and you keep turning it up and boiling and it's dead. we are the frog greg, we are the frog. this country is the frog. >> greg: is that where why you're wearing green? >> michele: it's why i'm wearing

green. >> greg: kudlow does this at his house in the hammontons before i know it i'm on fire. >> michele: so the point is little by little they want to undercut language, they want to attack you for using certain words. they also want to attack words like radical onto the catholic religion. they're calling it radical catholicism or something. so they're erasing, we don't know what a woman is, we have these pronouns being shifted around us. we are slowly being boiled to a crisp as a society and it's through the use of getting rid of language and then forcing other language on us. but i agree with you, hell, you know, don't use those certain terms otherwise it's a pretext of what do they do next to you? what do they do next? >> greg: i don't know. suddenly i'm just really hungry. kat, what are the odds that a guy in the fbi would end up basically, you know, going after another person who turns out to be in the fbi? seems like everybody's an

informant. at least on january 6th, i think there were like 40 of them there >> kat: yeah. and i mean the incel thing, there's plenty out there that have disgusting views but just because you have disgusting views doesn't mean you're going to do terrorism. sometimes you're not violent or some of these guys there's no way they have gas money. always in my comments screaming have a baby before you dry up. yeah, but it's like, okay, like thanks for the tip. you know? but it doesn't equal -- i don't think they're actually that concerned about this. it's an excuse on behalf of the fbi to snoop not because the fbi is concerned but because it's an excuse to snoop and it doesn't make a difference in terms of safety except maybe it goes against our safety because if they have this flood of things they have to look at, anyone who ever uses any of these words even sarcastically or in another way as you pointed out, they're not going to be able to focus or

even see the things that are actual threats. >> greg: don't you feel kind of weird we're in a place talking bad about the fbi? because we're similar ages, early 40s. [laughter] >> greg: so the fbi was a cool thing, so were teachers. >> tyrus: they still are and we need to understand that, it's just that the new regime is not. and what's happening is, and kat is right, if you are a chad, first of all, as a slayer of many in my day, i never needed an abbreviation. i knew what i was, my boys need what i was and i didn't need to give abbreviations. they're changing the language so that they can justify their violence. we see it all the time. oh, when you don't recognize my pronouns that's violence against me. no, no. they're trying to turn sticks and stones will break my bones names will never hurt me into

names hurt me so i will use sticks and stones. they're taking the language saying everything normaled people say and do is violent so when they participate acts of violence on us it's justified. like we saw with the swimmer, she was using her words and she was chased and attacked and threatened and guess what? they were the victim because they were responding to her verbal violence. so they take words that make zero sense. i'm telling you right now, joe and i when we were hanging and banging in the gym this morning, we never once said, never once said, hey, i said to joe, hey chad, how's your larping going. he would have pitch slapped me and said no talking during sets tyrus. get back to work, we don't use that kind of language. so unfortunately real men and women in the fbi trying to do their job just like teachers, get overshadowed by the ones who are part of the agenda and be on

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♪ >> greg: you think they're geniuses inform letting female athletes have penises. made you wait for it. soccer star and doogie howser look alike megan rapinoe and dozens of other athletes have come forward to condemn a new sports bill they consider anti trans. i haven't heard of most of the other athletes because they're women. >> michele: oh! >> greg: the proposed legislation calls protection of women and girls in sports act

would federally ban transgender athletes from competing outside the sex they were assigned at birth. even if they promised to pee sitting down. it's in there. if the bill passes it would be incorporated into title 9 which prohibits sex-based discrimination in education, and the number 9. [laughter] >> greg: rapinoe and the others -- you went from crying to laughing. anyway, they made their case in an open letter organized by an lgbtq advocacy group. bet they serve bud light. writing, quote, our deepest hope is that transgender and intersex kids will never have to feel the isolation, exclusion and othering that this bill is shrieking to enshrine into law. of course they left out the other girls that will never feel what it's like to win. maybe hillary will be their role

model after all. but this is easy for rapinoe to say, she became a breakout star precisely because she competed in sex-segregated league. she's no doubt an elite athlete but even the highest women of professional soccer will lose against amateur teen-age boys. something that happened to her by the way. her teen got beaten by 15 year old boys which is a nightmare for female soccer but a dream come true for kevin spacey. the truth is, she and millions of girls like her wouldn't stand a chance against trans women. if she had to endure what she demands in others instead of endorsing subway she would be panhandling there. wow. i guess that was so powerful people were just -- had to meet the last sentence with silence michele.

>> tyrus: there was an awe. >> greg: there was. >> tyrus: that's hard to do. >> michele: i'm trying to remember when the word othering became a thing. >> greg: yes, they hate mothering but love othering. >> michele: exactly you can't be a mother and by gosh, don't other people. here's the thing about all this. i covered megan rapinoe and sue byrd and i know these women. and i know that their intentions are good i just think they're very misplaced. people think that if you say we have to protect women it's sports that it is somehow hateful towards trans people. no. what it is is it is protective of women's sports and people who run after riley gaines and say trans women are real women, trans women are real -- no they're not. because we have to call them trans women which makes them not real women. i'm sorry. they don't have a uterus. [cheers and applause]. >> michele: and just because

you, you know, do the hormone therapy or whatever doesn't mean that they suddenly, i don't know, get a menstrual cycle or have a uterus. they don't have these things. they don't have to compete, sorry, while they're on their period. so all of this stuff differentiates women from trans women. this does not mean hatred toward one, it just means protection of the other that we worked so dam hard at. >> greg: we used to celebrate differences. >> michele: yes. >> greg: i am going to make my own uterus. i have an empty roll of toilet paper. kat. isn't she almost throwing these future female athletes under the bus. because she -- >> kat: what do you think a uterus is? >> tyrus: i mean if you would have said like vacuum bag or hot water bottle >> kat: i'm just curious. >> tyrus: i would have been that's kind of like.

>> greg: i was in one. >> tyrus: the toilet roll. >> greg: i was sleeping for like nine months, i didn't look around. it was really hot in there ithere's only one way out. [laughter] >> kat: okay, so you don't know. >> greg: but, i mean, what about the other girls? like she actually said girls if you don't want to play with trans maybe you shouldn't be in sports, but that's how she got there. she got there not by playing boys >> kat: i want to apologize because i do believe this was all my fault. because i was in the office on sunday with my friend and had a t-shirt from the national team when i did a meghan impression years ago, and he said can i have this? and said of course not like she's going to be in the news anytime soon. so she's bugging my office. i also think the journey of title nine is interesting.

years ago they were saying everything was sexual assault and if you accuse someone of sexual assault that person had to be in trouble because no one could ever be uncomfortable and now it's involving sports and okay, you actually have to compete against biological men. you have to be in the locker room with a penis and if you don't want to you're a bad person. and, boy, is the government big. just all the, you know, the fact that they're even talking about this when it is such a small -- there's so many reasons to have an issue with this. it's not trans-phobe i can't. which is a very real thing but there's a real thing where if you go through puberty as a male you're different from someone with a uterus which again you have to learn what that is [cheers and applause]. >> greg: i'm going to show you some of my gram. >> laura: i can't wait. >> greg: isn't it amazing we have to be taller. >> tyrus: i'm going to stop. after that uterus thing there is

no we. there's you and me. okay? i'm not going to get bunched into that [bleep]. take joe with you. >> oh, i am. joe knows what i'm talking about. because kat in her snarky little remark was 1,000% right she hasn't been relevant for a while since the release when she got cut with the team and so this is a nice way to get back in the fold. >> true. >> for her to take that stance because i'm pretty sure if team usa called her back and she walked in and her two new teammates were 6'4" and 6'4" and just transitioned and she was going to back them up and help them get ready and teach them testimony ins and outs of their cobbs. i don't know she would be so exciteded to did that. i think she would have an issue with that. she was able to pull the wools with the crying of equal pay even though based on world cup

monies and things like that, the women's soccer team based off fan attendance and everything, made more than the guys do. her stuff has nothing to do with facts it's about relevant. she had that good run, on subway, was on talk shows and then it fizzled out. to your point what you said on the five earlier about the mentor, it comes down to the same thing it's all about the individual. it's not groups. they're not representing trans people they're representing themselves. they have nothing to do with it. i'll stay in my own lane. black lives matter didn't represent me they didn't think about me or the kids in the sheet getting shot and killed or not getting educated. how many lap tops did they buy when they were applying in planes. it's the same thing. obviously she got her check so she's going to come out and be a spokesperson. good for her she made money but to what extent.

>> greg: this is why my daughters when she look e models she would not be one of them. >> greg: i know. by the way, thank you for that. i'm so glad they chose me. all right, joe, you were actually in the lpga tournament and you didn't even transition. they just assumed you were a husky broad and you still got shellacked. >> joe: that's why i've been a supporter of men playing women's sports this entire time because i won't be the last person picked anymore. [laughter] >> joe: my favorite part about that whole story was the women's team actually scheduled a game against under 15 year old boys? >> greg: yes. >> joe: that's like the dream team playing the knicks. look, greg, i wish it were true

men and women were equally strong so they wouldn't be so mad when i asked them to put my bag into the overhead bin. but i get what they're trying to do, you know? woke is a religion and you don't have to do things that make sense or believe things that make sense you just have to act like things that don't make sense are true and then you get to woke heaven which probably has a lot of npr and hook a. >> yes, well done. >> up next students took a beating instead of roading. ♪

♪ >> greg: she replaced gym class with whipping ass and made learning their abcs look more like the ufc. a teacher in florida's been arrested for allegedly encouraging her students to fight in her classroom. angel footman, what a great name.

a sixth grade teacher at griffen middle school in tallahassee was turned in by several of her students. probably the ones who couldn't fight. the losers! narcs! but they say she transformed her classroom into a fight club. school administrators were shown footage of kids fighting while footman sat watching behind her desk. although the teacher did tell participants not to pull her and to limb their fights to 30 seconds each. she said, quote, 30 seconds, no screaming, no yelling, no phones. or, as i call it, my prostate exam. oddly, students actually planned their whole day around this. if they wanted to fight they waited until footman it's class it was like getting extra credit for bullying. on the bright side at least they were getting some exercise. i'm kidding we can't stand for kids throwing punches in the classroom teachers should encourage them to hit the heavy

bags instead. i don't get it. but really, this is 2023 lady. teachers aren't supposed to let students fight. they're supposed to sleep with them! oh, you people. hey, tyrus, here's my -- she's 23. i'm trying to remember if i had a 23 year old teacher in middle school but i would have done the same thing. if i had to take care of kids at 23, i would be holding them like this. >> okay, first of all that's a dam lie. you would never lift and hold anyone like that. you would be like hey, hey guys, you guys stop, stop. >> honest, you know, what's -- we did this when i was in school and probably the reason why she did this was because kids are so out of control in scoots now. now, i used to remember you'd

have arguing going back and forth, you know what everyone stop you two have it out, go. and most of the time the kids didn't want to fight. but one kid would be running his mouth and the other kid would be like fine, and the teacher would be like, you know what? i've had it. you two go. because it used to be you'd get into fisticuffs and you would be friends the next day. or you didn't want to and every dame you came to school now can we get back to classwork. there were consequences, you might get popped in the mouth. i'm not justifying it but there were extreme means sometimes with a kid with aggression. now you have a teacher struggling with control of the class pal radio everyone's violent going after her and she probably got to the point let's hash it out because at least if there's rules, again, i'm not condoning it. >> greg: you just convinced me she is an american hero.

kat, kat -- >> okay. keep applauding. no, stop, stop, stop. kat is education getting worse or is social media and smart phones make it feel like this stuff is being more frequent. like do we have ferril students and incompetent teachers since i was a kid, like tyrus said there were fights back then, too. my scoot it was crazy. >> nuts man you wouldn't believe it >> kat: i'm glad you're okay. >> greg: my first communion was haring 0ing. >> yeah, i don't know. i was falsely accused of this once not as a teacher but baby-sitting my sick slings. they would fight on my own and i would call my mom for help and she would say why are you letting them fight? you're grounded. it is a horrible.

but i think every teacher out there has probably like thought about this. but you don't do it. >> i don't know. >> that's what the difference is, like so much of your live as a human is determined by all the things you think you wantled to and you're like no if i get caught it would be bad. and she just decided to lean in. >> greg: i think if she starts a gofundme page i'm giving her some money because she puts the fun in fund. joe machi, were you beaten up a lot or were you the beating upper? greg, you're the bullies come for you and what would happen is, i'd kick their asses then make out with their girlfriends. [laughter] [cheers and applause] >> joe: true story. but, greg, i try to look for positives wherever i can find

them and one it was nice to read a story about fights in school where the students weren't beating up the teachers. and two it was really nice these kids were able to go against the authority figure and do what was right because you're not seeing that a lot in the country. like even in the ablock about the fbi. as for the teacher, she probably shouldn't be teaching scoot if she's going to go around and ignoring violence you can be the district attorney in a lot of cities. >> yeah! [cheers and applause] >> greg: last word take foe a, you're a sports lady you dig sports. is it wrong to bet on child fights? because i do it all the time. >> michele: i do. do you come out ahead or does the house always win. >> greg: i come out ahead even if i lose money. >> michele: so these are like 12 year olds, right? four counts contributing to the clink webs of a minor. so four minors have given it up,

they have a rest. she looks like an angel at her face. i think this is an example have your brain doesn't fully develop until you're 25 and those extra two years could have helped her make really good decisions. you know,' just one those unfortunate things. this isn't good, greg, nothing about this that's good for letting kids fight 30 seconds before pulling hair. coming up. ance, so you only pay for what you need. with the money we saved, we thought we'd try electric unicycles. whoa! careful, babe! saving was definitely easier. hey babe, i think i got it! it's actually... whooooa! ok, show-off! help! oh! only pay for what you need. ♪ liberty. liberty. liberty. liberty. ♪

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fantasy show case! yeah! all right. [cheers and applause] >> greg: that's a pretty big jug. >> thank you i found that in tyrus's lunch box. michele i'll be in the locker room if you want to interview me later. >> greg: joe, you go first. >> joe: greg, a former reporter is making news because he walked from washington, dc to new york city to learn about why american is so splintered and then write a book about it but i don't think you're going to learn about america by walking along amtrak's northeast corridor. you're just going to get there faster than if you took amtrak. unless pete buttigieg lights some vinyl chloride on fire again. i don't think you have to do this big kind of publicity stunt

when you write a book. that's why i talked kat out of dating pete davidson. >> greg: very good. all right. michele? >> michele: all right, date line manhattan beach california. hundreds of thousands of squishy little like fish are coming to the shores of manhattan beach and they are like little -- >> greg: are they like jelly? >> michele: they're like jelly. >> greg: that might be jelly fish. >> michele: they're not. they're called valala vawill, ala. they have normal finances unlike jelly fish and again blown along the top of the water. look at that. and each one is a collection of tiny little cells that are like their community. that one thing the community. >> greg: it looks like a uterus. >> michele: oh, my god. you know what? it actually does. >> tyrus: you are not alloweded to do the show without glasses

a anymore. >> michele: you can touch them when they come to shore because their stingers go bad but don't touch them in the water. >> greg: just don't touch them i would say. >> michele: you can say that but you're not adventure us. >> greg: did you ever use the home remedy. >> michele: peeing on the leg in they're so little you just need a drop of pee. >> greg: it's never happened but i like to practice. so i'll just ask people if i can urinate on their leg. >> tyrus: my god gutfeld. you pee in a cup. no one lets you pee on them. you're going to have to pay for that like kudlow like you normally do. >> greg: i'll go to you kat what's your michigan tale for us >> kat: a man in oakland county is missing his shoes. >> greg: missing his shoes. >> michele: you're making this up >> kat: there's more to it than that. he got door dash and the dude

delivered his food and then stole his shoes from the door and he's on the lamb. >> greg: i always wondered about that. it's like the door dash guys what if you have gifts there >> kat: he's on the loose. with his shoes. he's still at large. i've run out of synonyms. >> greg: this is why you can't do breaking news >> kat: no, i can't, i would say something horrible on accident and would be fired within 15 minutes. >> greg: all right tyrus. >> tyrus: well, mine's not much better, kat. as many of you know i'm a diehard red sock and nothing words a red sock fan as being an asterisk on another team's greatness and last night we got to be another team's asterisk. the tampa bay rays which

affectionately i used to call the most boring team in baseball set a record that hasn't been done since 1987 milwaukee bucs went 10-0 pitched a shutout, and also because since they're in the same division of the red sox have guaranteed i will be in the cellar for another 148 games. it will be a real doozy for the red sox but congratulations to the rays and their record setting game. i already have my expo hat on, it is it will be that kind of series cat cat i could do breaking news i would say stuff like it happened at 8:30 p.m. and they're still investing. >> tyrus: foot loose bandit >> kat: our sources say. >> greg: michele you won so you will be meeting gene in the locker room. i learned something, i never

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more home runs in major league baseball each year due to the warmer air. isn't that great? because home runs are awesome. >> michele: don't they say chicks dig the long ball? >> greg: yeah. >> michele: not only is this a climate change crisis it's ma nah sang is in particular. and home run hitters are white supremacists as well. there's a lot of woke ideology at work behind the increase in home runs. >> greg: i didn't know chicks were into the long ball. >> michele: you didn't? >> greg: no. makes me feel better when i go to the beach. joe? joe, is it weird that these climate people pick out one variable and leave out everything else? like oh it's climate definitely not steroids. >> joe: i'm surprised baseball didn't think of it first because they're always trying to say it's not the steroids causing the home runs. it's climate change causing the home runs and the acne on my back right now.

the crazy thing about this whole climate change, i think it's kind of a hoax. when they say they want to limit the warming to 1.5 degrees. that's not from today. that's from the 8070s after the ice age. what they're talking about now is a .4 degree difference from now which means they're trying to get us to worry about a.4 degree difference from baseball. i'm talling asleep after this story. >> greg: tyrus, i'm beginning to think there are more positive outcomes from warmer weather, including debt, debt reduction. >> tyrus: i'm just going to police punch the brakes. morons, they're stupid. climate affects it, if the wind's blowing out it's going to carry more, if it's blowing in, if it's cold out -- there's always been weather in games. and guess what? when it rains, they don't play because the water slows the ball down. yeah, home runs are up, but so

are strikeouts, eras are down, last year was considered the year of the pitcher because players, yankees fans know you hit 30 home runs but hit 220 not better. so you have a lot of one run long balls but got murdered by the indians in the playoffs. oh, sorry, guardians cancel me don't care. so this stupid moronic [bleep] climate has always been a part of baseball. it's called weather. >> greg: last word. kat, you begged us to do this story because you love climate and baseball >> kat: that's not true. i can't talk about this at a time like, at a time like? >> greg: why? >> kat: when a man in oakland county is missing his shoes valued at $150. they've been missing since march 31st and i don't know if the police -- they don't have any leads yet but they're still investing. >> greg: you can do it >> kat: they went missing near coolidge in troy michigan which

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