because clearly, it appears we are seeing more and more of these cases. you look at chelsea manning, edward snowden, reality winter in georgia, multiple cases over the past few years, neil. >> neil: thank you, david spunt, at the justice department, the leaker makes his court appearance tomorrow and we will see what happens. that'll do it for us. "the five." ♪ ♪ >> jeanine: dana perino, katie partner mike 5:00 and o'clock in new york city and this is "the five." ♪ ♪ it is the biggest u.s. intelligence leak in decades. dramatic video showing the fbi arresting 21-year-old national guardsmen jack teixeira. he is accused of stealing our nation's most sensitive secrets, highly classified documents on the war in ukraine and details about our allies and enemies,

and it was all apparently to impress a bunch of his teenage friends in a video game chat room. "the washington post" interviewing one of the members, who says teixeira acted like a father figure to the group during covid. >> it felt like i was on top of mount everest. it felt like i was above everybody else, to some degree, in that i would be able to brag to some people that i knew stuff that they didn't. he is not interested in helping any foreign agencies with their attack on the u.s. or other countries. he was a young, charismatic man, who loved nature, god, and bottom line, if they want these to be private, it is because they have something to hide. >> dana: so, the biden administration appears to have been caught flat-footed by this leak. teixeira was essentially an i.t. worker with the highest level of clearance and access to military intel systems. we had been circulating information for months on line with the pentagon only learning about it last week through the

media. dod dodging how damaging this could be. >> how did this happen and is this a massive security breach? >> again, we need to allow the investigation to run its course. we will of course no mormon that is completed, so i refer you to doj on that. >> can you put into context the damage that has been done by this leak? >> we are condemning to assess the scope and impact and that is where we are. >> dana: president biden downplaying the significance of the week just hours before the arrest. >> i am not concerned -- i am concerned. if there is nothing contemporary contemporaneous beards before let's talk about jack, jack teixeira, 21 years old, fbi custody after -- it is a major -- was going to say shenanigans. i was going to say shenanigans come after his shenanigans.

the thing is, shenanigans, that downplays it too much. it is serious, but also, online gaming chat room. >> greg: everything about this is 2023. 21-year-old i.t. worker in a game chat room sharing secrets. by the way, i am not -- i should never get a security clearance bureau i think it is pretty clear i have a big mouth. i say everything. don't ever confide in me on anything. i will tell everybody. i am careless. somebody found my checkbook on the street yesterday, in front of my house, just sitting there. if only an idiot would do that. see, i am an expert at carelessness. we have to have higher standards here. if a 21-year-old i.t. worker can get a security clearance, anybody can come including somebody unstable and dangerous like me. i do -- i used to get upset

about intel leaks because it puts lives at risk, but i don't trust any information that we are getting any more from our government or from ukraine or russia. what if, in that leaking material, was actual truth, right? remember obama saying we were winning the afghan war and the taliban were being destroyed, and that is the reason we draw down the troops, and of course we find out that is all b.s. we are always being lied to about the tide of war. that is the thing. we will always be told that everything is going great so we keep investing in it. you can't trust anybody, sometimes elite -- s saying. >> greg: i love a cut of that kid's jib. >> dana: what do you think? i don't know how teixeira knew that people who were in his little group chat thing -- how do you know that is not a spy on the other end? >> jesse: dana, everybody knows you put your classified documents next to a corvette, you do not put them in a

chat room. the guy has to get a girlfriend. i mean, you are on a gaming chat room? go outside. and he is from massachusetts, so i think we can all understand what is going on there. >> greg: [laughs] yes! >> jesse: i don't trust anything about this story. i am with greg. this is more than the fog of war. i assume the government is lying to me -- i assume the media is lying to me, so when they say tg is all wrapped up and it is some gamer in massachusetts that leaks this thing, i don't know. i don't even know if these leaks are real. i don't know if they are half real, half true, disinformation, if it is all good -- i don't even know. i don't even know if i'm allowed to read the leaks. does fox news have a policy? >> dana: i think you can read them but if you -- this is kind of weird, if you have classified security clearance, you are not allowed to read them. even though they are on the front page of "the new york times." >> jesse: okay, so, the other thing is, i read something that 5,000 individuals have access to

this material. that is way too many people. >> greg: its millions. >> jessica: 220,000. >> dana: this specific material? >> jesse: i read it was 5,000 people that have access to this. why are you -- why is everybody in the government a contractor now? this is like the rise of the contractors. these defense contractors, they have all of the information. and the defense contractors are running all of our bases, all of our data systems, all of our weapons systems. it is not just the pentagon. there is a few people in the pentagon, right, but there is millions more contractors spread throughout the entire world. so, this is just one guy. this could be happening all over the place. so, i don't know what to make of it. it looks like we are spying on our friends and our enemies and everyone is trying to stab each other in the back --

>> dana: and that a standard peer and they know we are spying on them, they are trying to spy on us, et cetera, jessica, but get to your thoughts on this? >> jessica: well, the blood is, now they can hold a press conference like the chinese did and say this is what is going on in america, and any time that you give them an upper hand, even though we all know that it is a bunch of b.s. in the way that they do things is not as good as the way that we do things, it ends up not looking great for us. the president said, i am not concerned about the leaks, i think there should be a little bit of a ban on that term. we had that also with the chinese spy balloon. not concerned about it, they didn't get anything out of it. just say we don't know at this point. we are hopeful that this is all outdated information. it seems the positioning of the troops and how much ukraine had seems to be outdated, but when something is moving this quickly and it is so complicated, you can't really be sure of any anything. obviously, it seems like it is out of a movie, you know, 20 or 30 teens and young 20-year-olds

sitting around in the thug shaker central chat room exchange and god knows what kinds of information other than this, i want to say something, , about who figured this out and the people who are so ahead of the curve, ahead of our government, the folks at -- they were the first ones to actually come up with this. they were before "the washington post," given credit and now folks on the bylines with "the new york times" reporters, our government is behind, some of our leaving him no mike legacy media is even behind what people who have better command of the internet are capable of doing, people who work at these organizations, and he brought up the panama papers a few years ago, and also random people that are really good at snooping around the internet. >> dana: that is not new. in 2004, an election, you had rob louis, who was looking at dan rather's' fo forged documen, trying to nail george w. bush, which backfired come of course, the father figure, 21-year-old

gamer, who also was a river res, top-secret clearance, what do you think happens to them now in custody? they are going to go after him pretty hard in the prosecution. >> katie: i am going to need a lot more information about the situation before i'm willing to hang this guy or even that he is guilty. talk to people in the security arena today who have clearance about this kind of situation and they think it is kind of weird, you remember when ben because he happened and there was a security breach, and it was the administration's fault and they were requesting security to the embassy and it never came, and all of a sudden there is a terrorist attack and people are killed including the u.s. ambassador and they arrested a filmmaker randomly, and said -- >> dana: they lied. >> katie: so i am not really sure i believe what they are telling us about the situation given that this information that john kirby essentially said was authentic by parading the press for reporting on it, all of a

sudden, president biden's strategy in ukraine, which he has been saying is working, gets revealed as failing because the ukrainians are going to run out of ammunition in may, not winning against russia, and all of a sudden, they have tracked down an i.t. guy? [laughs] a reservist in maryland? to say he is the one who did it? i think there is going to be a lot more to the story and given the fact that they have lied about this, the afghanistan papers, great book by craig whitlock, revealed that for decades they were lying to us about the progress of the war. it is the same pattern. while we are talking about the guy who possibly did this, we are not talking about what the information revealed, which is the government has been telling us one thing, and the reality on the ground is far different. >> dana: heaping amount of skepticism on all of that but we will keep you updated and no mike as it progresses. next from hunter biden tagging along on his dad's big trip to ireland as controversy surrounds the first son. ♪ ♪

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♪ ♪ >> greg: it takes your 53-year-old scandal-plague son to work day. hunter biden joining his dad on the big trip to ireland, definitely not a family vacation masquerading as a taxpayer-funded state visit. hunter is on his best behavior, protecting pop from embarrassing situations. >> what's your question? [indistinct]

>> making sure we don't all have covid. >> what's the key to success? >> i am here with my sister, valerie, and my youngest son, hunter biden. stand up, guys, i'm proud of you. [applause] >> greg: that was painful. while the bidens w learn more about their irish roots, hunters pursuits. 80 visits to the obama white house which makes it harder for the big guy to continue to play dumb when asked about it. >> i have never spoken to my son about his overseas business. >> i have never discussed with my son or my brother or anyone else anything having to do with their businesses, period. >> do you stand by your statement that you do not discuss any of your son's oversee -- >> yes, i stand by that

statement. >> greg: all right. we just found out hunters now-debunk firm sought irish investments while his dad was vp in 2011. dana, that rope line was, well, it was a struggle to watch. >> dana: it was. >> greg: covid. >> dana: of your instinct is the step to success is make sure we all don't have covid, i'm not sure if that is a great brand strategy for a second term if you are running for reelection. i do think the media coverage of this trip has been absolutely appalling. what is the compelling national interest for the president of united states of america to be in belfast and dublin for five days? i understand going, the good friday agreement, 25 years, america played a role, great. and you could move on, but for five days? he is going on a home visit. it's basically, like, a taxpayer-funded -- i do find it a little bit strange they will say scrutiny of hunter is out-of-bounds. but then he goes on this

taxpayer-funded trip with his dad and he is standing there, helping his dad deal with a very simple question from a child, might have been hard to hear, might have been hard to understand with the accent, but it's just, i think it is a little bit bizarre, and the president of the united states, he issues a call -- well, a demand, that the american auto industry be completely transformed, something that affects every single american, and he goes to belfast and dublin and won't take any media questions? >> greg: it's amazing. he can't understand the child but he could tell him exactly what shampoo he was using. >> dana: that's so weird. >> greg: jesse, i bet in that mysterious brain of yours, you can explain why joe is -- why joe went. why is joe they are? what is going on? >> jesse: when you're irish and your president, you have to go to ireland, just like jfk went to ireland, you have to make the pilgrimage. >> dana: obama went to

ireland. >> jesse: is he black irish? >> jesse: he also went to his homeland. where is he from again? >> jessica: america appeared to be when just kidding! >> greg: the tiny island nation of hawaii. >> jesse: you are right about the five days, though. he does not have to go for five days but listen, this might be his last term. this might be his last chance to go see the home country. this could be the swan song. who knows. we had a guy last night who was the white house stenographer under obama-biden, and he was on the trip, on air force two, when joe first went -- >> greg: we have tape of that vehicle you can comment on it just like a real show. [laughter] >> joe biden is lying. joe biden is a criminal. that is the bottom line. he signed up to be on burisma on april 18th, 2014. well, on april 16th, 2014, what i have seen in the laptop was hunter put a schedule --

something on his daily schedule, i am devon and lucas, devon archer's son, devon archer is a fellow burisma board member come at the wh vehicle this was a planning meeting for them to start their kickback scheme with burisma. >> greg: i think that is called a rabbit hole. [laughter] >> jesse: well, it's my lucky day because i went out and here is the answer, greg. we had a coup in ukraine that we encouraged, and then all of a sudden, he is appointed the son to the burisma board, and then he shows up at the white house with the other board member, devon, and then all of a sudden joe flies over there, he is running point, he requested to run .4 obama, he put his hand up, and he goes over there in one of the guys briefs the plane in the back and says we are going over there for energy and natural gas. oh, that is suspicious, i thought you were going over there for other things. they get there and they throw a bunch of money at ukraine for

energy. who benefits? burisma. and then he fires the prosecutor looking to burisma. i mean, just follow that timeline, and that is pretty -- it is a kickback scheme laid out, pretty easy to understand. >> greg: do you think joe is not aware we get the news from ireland here? it is like he is in vegas. >> katie: doesn't know where he is. hunter is trying to make him look better by correcting him, actually embarrassing him further by getting involved and just remember the white house is always saying we can't comment on hunter biden because he does not work for the white house, we have nothing to do with him, talk to his lawyers, yet here he is, correcting his statements to these folks, and this is an example of why they are not doing it for press conference or reporters who have repeatedly asked for one. they walk around acting like they know nothing is going to happen hunter biden even though he is under investigation.

clearly the press is not going to ask him questions about the partnership they had when they were doing all of these business dealings. they are happy to have a family trip, just like the 11 hunter biden flew on air force two with joe biden to beijing. they know nothing is going to happen so they shamelessly walk around on their vacation. >> greg: in the green room, jessica, you said you never were more ashamed of being a democrat than today. >> jessica: that's weird, i don't recall it going that way, but i can play with that. so, they are obviously sending a very clear signal that hunter biden is here to stay, and they are backing off of this. he has other kids. he could've taken them. >> dana: he has other grandkids, too. >> greg: the stripper baby. he should have taken the stripper baby. that stripper baby is never going to go to ireland. >> jessica: she may go to ireland.

okay, anyway -- >> greg: stripper money. >> jesse: the baby is not a stripper, it is the mom. mom. >> greg: the odds are it could end up being a stripper appeared >> jessica: that's not true. >> jesse: apologize to the baby. >> greg: i'm sorry, baby. >> jessica: presidents take family members, they released a statement saying they are paying for their expenses. katie, they say they know nothing is going to happen to them, congressman james comer was on "fox & friends" yesterday, had a very nice interview comment at the end, steve doocy said, hey, you got anything? you been doing this for a while now, talking about what is going to happen, hunter biden and his dad, the most corrupt to some in american history, and comber waffled around for a while, said a lot of ifs, if this, if that, if we can show this. net result, they don't have anything yet. >> jesse: a million dollars going into the biden family bank accounts from china appeared >> jessica: why is it the big i am hunter biden in the sla

slammer? >> jesse: you don't care and cover it. >> jessica: i have to talk about every day. >> jesse: you liberal democrat media people. >> jessica: you disgusting people! they don't have anything. >> jesse: a republican would already be in the slammer. you know it and i know it. we've got to go. we've got to go. we got to go. >> greg: [laughs] we've got to go. we would like to apologize to all stripper babies out there. is not your fault. >> dana: that baby deserves a lot better. >> greg: she deserves a father. >> dana: from her father and grandfather. >> jessica: and that is where we end it on. >> greg: you are a mother and you should be defending this stripper baby appeared >> jessica: i have defended that child from the beginning. >> greg: we are going to do the rest of the sour on the stripper baby. we are going to blow the brakes. up next, bud light cracks open some controversy after partnering with a transgender influencer. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ on a project.

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♪ ♪ >> katie: bud light facing backlash. parent company losing a staggering $4 billion in market cap. transgender influencer dylan mulvaney. the beer brand accused of going walk and not understanding its own consumer base, and now the company insiders are throwing a low-level staffer under the bus, and claiming senior executives were unaware of the entire thing. the company's marketing vp, however, has previously said she wanted to make the brand more inclusive. >> this brand is in decline. it has been in decline for a really long time, and if we do not attract young drinkers to come and drink this brand, there will be no future for bud light. >> katie: americans biggest broadcaster joe rogan coming to bud light's defense beer he does not they were all the fuss is

about. >> what they are doing is spending the brand to extra people. wife something is good you give a [bleep] who's got it? like, we do this with cheesecake? like, if it was a bomb [bleep] cheesecake and all of a sudden, you know, some radical group like antifa who really got into the cheesecake, be like, [bleep] this. >> katie: so, greg, i see that point, but the vice president of bud light, marketing, at least, didn't just say expanding our marketing, specifically the very people who buy the brand, called them bigots. >> greg: as much as i love rogan, that was not a perfect analogy. it is not like antifa embracing, you know, a cheesecake, it's like the cheesecake factory hiring antifa to market cheesecake. that is closer to it and that is where you would see cheesecake factory, what are you doing with antifa. that is how it would end up. this backlash is way different than the screechy left-wing

boycotts where they deliberately try to destroy companies if you don't bend to their will will. instead, people just got tired. they got exhausted of being lectured when they're supposed to have fun, right? this is a beer. it is not a textbook. you know, they are tired of the preachy virtue signaling performances that we know no one believes. no one goes and looks at dylan mulvaney, goes yes, that's a woman. but you better not say that. oh, that's a woman, so now we live in a world where we are incentivizing men to become women because you are on par now with women, they group you as a female, which means you have the same rights. if you are in a domestic abuse -- domestic call, you are not a man hitting a girl, you are a woman hitting a girl, that is interesting. that is why ballin fox is beating the crap out of women breaking skulls because she is a woman. the scam is if you, your com

company, wants an lgbtq activist group to say nice things about you, you better do this, it is reputation blackmail, and i think right now, a beautiful example of companies not to fall for it, never throw your customer base under the bus to score points for a group that is not even using your product. >> katie: jesse, do you have a boycott or not by anything? >> jesse: never. >> katie: or just complain? >> jesse: i have never boycotted a thing, i never will. if i like something, i really like something. you can put dylan on anything and i will just drink it all day. [laughter] whatever, that's me. there are so many other beers out there, who cares? at a coors light. whatever. a lot of that stock hit, those were from investors that are seeing sales go down, and are anticipating the stock dropping. they are probably just buying it low and going to pump it back up, it is all a scam, but li

listen, gay lobbyist in the 80s end '90s would confront these fortune 500 companies about gay marriage and say i need you to take a public stance on gay marriage or else. and a lot of the companies are like, we kind of support gay marriage but you want us to go public, fine, they went public, and we have a gay lobbyist was on the show tonight who says i regret doing that. i went to fortune 500 companies for a decade, and now, they are not only supporting gay marriage, black lives matter, dylan, it's gone crazy. and everybody just likes their company to just stay in their lane and do the clydesdale thing. >> katie: jessica, this woman says she wants to be inclusive, but she actually was excluding a large portion of their customer base by saying they wanted to get away from fraty or noninclusive people, which is really just another term for she thinks they are bigoted. >> jessica: well, i don't think she expected that video would come out at the same time this, so that was one of those things you say that is supposed

to circulate in the marketing world and go to a lot of these conferences and everyone thinks that you are off the record, not off the record, recording yourself, see you need to be aware of the fact it could get out there. it surely was not her intent to do that. this all comes down to something called the corporate equality index. which is a metric used to measure big companies, and i look forward to your interview with the gay lobbyist was forcing companies in the '80s and '90s when i feel like gay marriage wasn't even a possibility for people. >> jesse: maybe i kept the details -- you know what i mean. >> jessica: no, it's interesting. i don't know if it was going on behind the scenes, when there was a long time coming on that, but -- >> jesse: i will follow-up with the gay lobbyist about that. >> jessica: good. companies want to have a high score on that. i am sure that was part of it. i was thinking about the 2000 super bowl commercial, remember the "wassup"! >> jesse: do it again.

to be 27! >> jessica: there like what are you doing? watching the game, having a body. that is it, that is all you need to say about beer, everyone loves beer -- a question, who do you want to meet? would you want to have a beer with? who do you want to have a white claw with? who do you want to have a martini with? a beer with? and that works across all groups. and the dylan mulvaney thing will have to be addressed. there was pushback even on the nike front, talking about how nike had betrayed some of their top female athletes who did the unthinkable and got pregnant and then they came back to not as good jobs. that is the kind of stuff that women need to be focused on. i'm not -- no disrespect to dylan mulvaney. i don't like beer, but i love "wassup"! >> katie: dana? >> dana: i do think, the report many executives at anheuser-busch didn't even know this was coming. one, that shows, like the pentagon, we had no idea this gamer was putting out this

information so you have to be on top of it partly because do not underestimate the leftist tilt of the creative people that you are hiring, okay? i would love to see her market research. was this just a gut instinct she had? did you go and cost the company billions of dollars on a hunch? i think the corporate equality index thing is ridiculous. "new york post" has a great backgrounder on it today and it is fueled by this thing called human rights council, sounds like something legit, right, like an organization? it's not, it is left-wing dark money group that is basically blackmailed companies to say yes, have a trance bathroom, yes, make sure we do this and that, specific advertising for this, advertising for that, and it is got these companies tied up in knots in a different group, they started pushing back really around the time somethint yesterday, when the democrats really pushed in mlb, major league baseball pulled out of atlanta, what is a game called? the all-star game? that was all part of that. what happens, you have consumers

who are saying, we don't want all of this politics and the culture war in the products. it is like an 80/20 issue, like 80 do not want it. just stick with what you know, which is the "wassup" people. >> jessica: that's a good one. >> katie: what's up next, elon musk embarrasses a liberal report who try to challenge him. ♪ ♪ ♪ the all-new chevy colorado is made for more. bring more. ♪ do more. ♪ see more. ♪ and be more. ♪ the all-new chevy colorado. made for more. ♪ we pulled people off the street and asked them about their hearts. how's your heart? my heart's pretty good.

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a single example, not even one tweet, and you are claiming the hateful content was high. >> well -- >> that's false. you just lied. >> jesse: katie, i think now, every one that's being interviewed by some liberal jerk should just turn it around on the jerk, and start asking them questions. oh, yeah? >> katie: you become the interviewer rather than the interviewee. >> jesse: that's the move. >> katie: all of these media people walking into a room elon musk thinking they are smarter than him. there are so arrogant. they do this every time, and they get rolled. remember when brian stelter was like, i hope elon musk can take over twitter and understand moderation of content. it's like, he is a rocket scientist, i think he can handle it. they do this to themselves by having no humility and a lot of arrogance and thinking they are smarter. >> jesse: stelter can't even set the timer on his coffee machine. entire right, jessica? >> jessica: i would prefer to use my time doing something else

besides defend brian stelter. it was not on the fly situation but he had 20 minutes. you have 20 minutes, there is a lot you can do in the google machine, like anti-semitic tweets doubled from june 2022 to february 2023, institute of strategic dialogue. >> jesse: who funds institute for strategic dialogue? >> jessica: george soros. >> jesse: soros! bill and melinda gates foundation, the state department. >> greg: climate group. >> jessica: stop. >> jesse: "wassup"! [laughter] >> jessica: the rise of slurs against black people come against b23s -- no, i'm just saying -- are making a point, it is not that hard, i would show up here and not having researched the topic. i got a packet and i read it. >> dana: you have to do that. the other thing that drives me crazy, put up a picture of the interview. it's -- i know we are in the age

of where you don't print things out and the reporter is probably younger than me, but when you are using your phone as -- when you are looking -- you bring your phone to the interview to read your questions off of, you've got to do better than that for me. >> jesse: that is a great point. >> greg: first off, i would less focus on liberal and more british. because there is something extra arrogant about that, that he was british. revealed some really great truths. one, people who accuse others of hate speech never think they have to bring the evidence. and then often when they bring the evidence, it comes from one place and regurgitated over and over again. it also showed you the definition of and entitled professional you do not expect to provide evidence of your most damniflush damning smears. if you are smearing something or if you are saying this causes cancer, you better bring the

receipts. what musk did was provide joy for so many interview subjects who never got this chance or lacked the skill to do it. it was just pleasurable. if i would like to say maybe i watched it seven times. >> jesse: it's pretty good. they set an example of hate speech, something that was slightly sexist. >> greg: and slightly racist. >> jessica: and slightly sexist? we say something slightly sexist all day on the show. >> jessica: you do. we don't. >> jesse: i'm just kidding. never do that. coming up next, dwight from "the office" has a funny encounter with a fan. ♪ ♪ and homemade barbeque sauce. they're called 'small businesses.' but to the people who build them there's nothing 'small' about them. that's why at t-mobile for business... you'll save more than $1,000 versus verizon. and with price lock guarantee, we'll never raise your rate plan. so you can keep your focus on toe-turns and making sure the sauce is extra spicy.

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covid. >> jesse: that is true. >> greg: you know he was dying to do that. he has been waiting to do that. like when jesse flies in hopes that somebody is watching ""watters' world"" or reading his book. and you know why? have you seen him since "the office"? no. never be so good at playing a revolting character that you will never be able to work again. i've been telling you that, jesse, for years. [laughter] >> jesse: i was on a flight one time and the guy sitting next to me was clicking, and he was going, and "watters' world" was on and i was waiting for it to go to fox, cnn, msnbc, right over "watters' world." [laughter] it hurt hard, it really hurt. they had a big game. >> jessica: dana? >> dana: i don't really have anything. [laughter] i had my great point about the covid thing. >> greg: that was very funny. >> jessica: that was enough.

it was an important contribution. up next, vindication for all of you irish egg sitters out there who love leaving a party without saying goodbye, turns out you can save two days per year by heading home abruptly. >> dana: your specialty. >> jesse: me? and irish goodbye, i love it. no one wants to go. you cannot irish goodbye your wife and leave her there. everyone knows you irish goodbyed. >> dana: i do have something to say for this. >> jessica: great. >> dana: i'm going to give all of my friends including everybody here a lifetime pass come if you come to a party at my house, you are free to irish exit. you don't have to say goodbye. >> greg: you think this was joe's irish goodbye? he's not coming back? the saving two days is the smallest benefit from leaving parties early. if i had left parties an hour early every time throughout my life, my life would probably be better. you probably don't get embarrassedly drunk or hit on coworkers we get people pregnant

if you leave early. leaving early is always better than staying late. >> jessica: wow. >> greg: go get killed if you are staying late. >> jesse: and you don't have a stripper baby. >> greg: and you don't have a stripper baby. >> jessica: nothing wrong with stripper babies. >> katie: two years of your life by irish goodbying? what if you just don't go to parties at all? >> jessica: that you have no life. >> katie: no life at all but you don't get in trouble. >> jessica: and you watch lots of netflix. >> dana: go to parties, guys. >> jessica: "one more thing" is up next. ♪ ♪ need relief for tired, achy feet? or the energy to keep working? there's a dr. scholl's for that. dr. scholl's massaging gel insoles have patented gel waves that absorb shock

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lives and short people. short animals. the shortest dog in history. 2-year-old short chihuahua named pearl. 3.59 inches. about the size of a popsicle stick. size of a dollar bill. weighs 1 point -- a little bit over a pound. a diet of chicken and salmon. not much smaller than she is, no. not a lot. look at those eyeballs, right? huh? there is a cute little short creature, huh? >> dana: really cute. >> greg: imagine accidently stepping on that. >> dana: tell you another creature you will think is super cute. the women of texas are tough and smart and good. this is jessica white, calmly removing a rogue pawsm from a barn. texas. so around closing time, when the bar turned the lights up. jessica noticed this palm sum had possum. had wandered inside. she didn't scream. excuse me, take this thing outside. she is now being dubbed the

possum queen. don't miss the latest installment of short questions with dana perino, today with leo terrell. >> greg: memories of last call, jesse? they used to call me rogue possum in high school. >> katie: high school? >> dana: get carried out like that. >> jesse: a couple times. not by the tail. >> dana: jessica? >> jessica: a pair of michael jordan's sneakers that he wore last season sold for 2.2 million auction. according to sotheby's the only complete pair of sneakers worn by michael in nba finals game ever tore authentic indicated by the nba official you a then carat. fined jordan every game where he wore the shoes violated. movie air. ben affleck matt damon movie came out is great. >> dana: have a tv reviewer

segment on foxnews.com. >> jessica: okay. is someone watching this? >> dana: jessica? >> jesse: want to see a gender reveal i know greg likes these. this gender reveal goes wrong. [laughter] and now you won't know the baby's gender until you see its penis. tonight,. >> greg: how dare you. >> greg: that is not how you dictate gender. >> jesse: what do you mean? it's a penis or a vagina. >> greg: no, no, no. it's bigger than that. it's bigger than that. >> jesse: you need to figure that out. tonight "jesse watters primetime" johnny went to the auto show here in new york. and here's a taste. >> joe biden, is he a big corvette guy. what does that say about him? >> corvette girl. >> dana: katie? >> katie: okay. he wants to get married.

oscar mayer wiener is offering. [laughter] las vegas. [inaudible] >> dana: camp in the wiener mobile. >> katie: camp in the wiener mobile. [laughter] >> dana: you and jesse would be a great pair tonight on "primetime." all right, that's it for us. bret, i told you it would be a very professional handoff. >> bret: what exactly is going on up there today. i thought rogue possum was jesse's stage name. >> dana: from a great show. ♪ >> bret: good evening, welcome to washington. i'm bret baier, breaking tonight an arrest in what some officials call the first leak of classified documents in decades suspect a 21-year-old member of the massachusetts air national guard. leader of online chat group where the materials were poste