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mayor london breed trying to score points and not against critics who have been blasting her city is on face. unsafe. >> because of social media and how people are able to publicize things that are happening in a moment, it is taken complete out of context in terms -- that is not entirely true. it is sad because i think it is just san francisco has been a target for so long and used as an example because we are innovative, we are creative, we come up with out-of-the-box ideas, and another remember things to push forward change in our community. with the previous president, it was a target. >> jesse: people are getting fed up with the nonsense. lawrence jones actually went to san francisco to talk to democrats about far left measures that put criminals back on the streets and the voters there say they got tricked. listen. >> who thought it was a good idea?
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does anybody support it? >> apparently the voters did. >> because it was sold as the safe schools act. come on, who doesn't want to vote for safe schools? >> never voted in a state of california, you have to understand, we get these books that are this thick. >> we all thought it was a certain thing, sold as the safe schools initiative. who doesn't want safe schools? >> jesse: and even al sharpton's morning democrats that crime could be the party's downfall. >> anybody that tells you they progressive but don't care about dealing with violent crime are not progressive for who? we've got to stop using progressive as a noun and use it as an adjective. your labor is progressive but your action is a regressive. i am woke. you must think i'm a sleep. >> jesse: it has got into even
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pirro and sharpton agree on something. >> jeanine: he is absolutely right. think about it. what london breed is saying about san francisco, wages, i mean, we have been talking about it for months here. it is about the social media, and it is about the cameras, and it is about the perception of crime, not really about crime. if you take the murder of bob lee, it is really not about san francisco because he was targeted by somebody and therefore it is not like street crime, so i guess in the pelosi case shouldn't be counted as a crime in san francisco because it was targeted against nancy and her husband and their house fear how they get to these mental gymnastics is more than i can understand. but if they are saying only street crime is the kind of crime that can be linked to their city, she has more than enough of it and the reason she has more than enough of it is because she cut the pd $120 million when she was in favor of the fund the police. i'm starting to think it is not
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about a war of policies. it is about a war of words, and that was the last thing going on with lawrence jones. how could you be against something that is for safe schools or safe this or that. they pretty much sabotaged, they take the language, it becomes a war of words, who controls the words come who controls the narrative? and so they say, you know, they are winning and the rest of us are fools and we don't really understand what's going on because they are for safe cities even though their cities and their policies are criminal. >> jesse: martha, do you buy the excuse that we were tricked? we didn't know what we were voting for? >> martha: i think there is a long history of creative naming of bills and referendums. that make people feel bad if they don't vote for them. i think he is right. a lot of people don't read some of the fine print that goes along with a lot of these bills. i am struck by the fact that mayor london breed says they think outside the box and they are creative. i mean, tell that to these businesses that have needles
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outside their businesses. people sleeping in their doorways. you know, people -- talk to people in san francisco who always vote liberal, and they are up to here. they have had it. you can have a war of words, which i think is a very sort of skillful attempt, but eventually, it doesn't work anymore, because people get it. they know their life experience. they see what is happening in front of them at even the situation with bob lee, he was stabbed come all kinds of new details coming out in the documents around this, something about his sister and he wanted to know if anything inappropriate had happened with his sister and the text messages back and forth, he was stabbed, he went from car to car trying to get someone to help him. what is that reflective of? it is reflective of a city where everybody is scared. they don't want to help. there's somebody bleeding, next thing i know there's been to be a gun, somebody got shot, i stopped to help, what happens to me? that is a mentality existing in the city so it is not separate
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from what flags the population of san francisco about knowing that they are not safe. asked paul pelosi. >> jesse: it's true. greg gutfeld, what do you think of london breed's comments? >> greg: it is kind of weird when one person's last moments are now apolitical boast, you know, it is like, this is probably the worst victory lap i've ever seen. i mean, the city -- t they act s if this restores sf's golden reputation because it was not a random murder. how pathetic is that? somehow bob lee's death disproves all other deaths. this is a murder that they are okay with. never mind -- it didn't -- his murder didn't stand out because there was so much crime going on in the fabric of the city that when it happened, it happened after other with murders and before murders, this was done by somebody who knows, that doesn't disprove anything else. how bad is it -- how bad is it for a city when this is your
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relief? it is disgusting. you know you have reached a peak of absurdity when al sharpton says we've got to get tough on crime. anybody close to my age or older knows al sharpton wasn't pro crime for half his life, but it is a sign that leftism has moved so far to the left that it has left al sharpton in a new middle. like of charles manson was alive, he would be saying -- he would be calling to moved from california. sharpton reveals an unspeakable truth that we have been saying here. nothing hurts blacks more than white liberals. right? white lubes come on like black constituents, excuse criminal behavior. they contend police presence. they are usually the jokers who are behind the absurd reputation. all those things you always find a pasty white leftist. usually it is the black
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constituents, get this person out of our lives. we want cops in our neighborhoods, we just don't want bad cops. white leftists never say that. they say no cops. blacks they good cops. that is the difference. i'm sure you would agree with me. good to see you, by the way. >> jesse: these whites are a huge problem. >> greg: glad to hear you say, harold. >> harold: my wife is watc watching. it's good to be back, too. i agree with you. people i know, blacks, whites, people who want public safety, good public safety, judge, a big part of why they vote for certain politicians come they want good police officers. i have set on this show, attacking ghost guns, building more prisons, what we need to ensure public safety, neighborhoods hit the hardest by this, jesse, that is what we need. i watched kevin o'leary -- was on one of the shows earlier --
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talking about how bad policies are forcing disinvestment in businesses to leave communities, which is another form of disinvestment. it is not politics, it is po policy. democrat and republican alike, the mayor -- all mayors want to try to make their cities sound better. i do agree with you, this is a strange victory lap, but at the same time, i understand what she is saying. would be a lot better spending her time if you got the council together and try to figure out how do we prevent these things from happening going forward? >> jesse: that is what she should have said during this interview. >> harold: people think so poorly of the city, we are not the city you think we need to do better. politicians today get so -- remember, this is a national problem. 8 out of 10 states with the highest murder rates happen to be governed by republicans. >> greg: stop it, harold! liberal cities! >> jesse: talking point in here. >> jeanine: governors in charge of law enforcement, the
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mayors are. >> harold: the most important voice i saw a minute ago was something you said about reverend sharpton. i don't think he has been 40 years for crime, but for him to stand up before progressives and say progressive for who? if you are really serious about bringing investment in making schools better, creating better public safety in communities that progressives purport to want to try to achieve, listen to him and listen to those of us around the table who are not talking about this politically or racially, we are talking about it from the standpoint of public safety. if we do not do that, the policies get worse and that means business and money and opportunity and education opportunity, in particular, lead to communities we need them in most. >> martha: black kids killed five times the rate of white children in cities in america. that is what she should be focused on. >> harold: even -- if it were white kids being killed, i would still public safety. that's the issue here. >> martha: absolutely. >> jeanine: we all do. >> martha: we all want safety, but the fact we get so much attention sometimes, school
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shootings, which obviously are important stories but what we miss is all of the everyday violence no one ever talks about or shows the pictures of these children. >> harold: i agree 100%. >> jesse: good thing we all agree that white liberals are the problem. coming out, tech titan elon musk with a bone chilling new warning on ai. ♪ ♪ crohn's disease skyrizi is the first and only il-23 inhibitor that can deliver clinical remission and endoscopic improvement. serious allergic reactions and an increased risk of infections or a lower ability to fight them may occur. tell your doctor if you have an infection or symptoms, had a vaccine or plan to. liver problems may occur in crohn's disease. control of crohnan to gt about skyrizi. ♪ control is everything to me ♪ learn how abbvie could help you save.
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the billionaire tech tycoon telling tucker carlson about his concerns. watch this. >> ai is more dangerous than, say, mismanaged aircraft design or maintenance or bad car production in the since it has the potential, it is nontrivial, has the potential of civilizational destruction. >> martha: did you catch that last part? proving his point just this week, this is an absolutely chilling story, an arizona mom claimed that scammers used ai to clone her daughter's voice so that they could demand a $1 million ransom. and joe rogan issued a warning about ai after someone created a fake, complete version of his podcast. it wasn't him, he never had those guests on, nothing about it was real, with ai technology. >> i am not the real joe rogan. let me repeat it once more: i am not joe rogan. and the guests are not the
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people they portray. this is purely fiction, just for fun, so don't go around making little clips we are tiktoks and make the world think i said what i never said b of every word of this podcast has been generated with the help of chat gtp chatgpt. >> martha: you think about the potential criminal level of this, janine, and this mom, her daughter was on a ski trip with her other daughter, she gets a phone call, it is her daughter's voice saying, crying, through sobbing tears, mom, i messed up, then a guy gets on the phone and says i want a million dollars, if you want your daughter back. she says i don't have the money, gets it down to 50,000, and everybody is trying to help her, he finally figured out that her daughter was okay and it was where she thought she was. this is happening a lot, actually. >> jeanine: think about how it happened before ai. when you got an email from a text message, or a phone call. now -- that's the point -- now it is going to be more real than ever. you know, thousand scams by ai
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voices mimicking loved ones in emergencies. in addition to the criminal aspects, they duplicate the voice of a loved one, i mean, you've got the other piece that elon musk is talking about, that basically the potential of civilization destruction. what concerns me and what i thought it was fascinating, and i don't know if i am pro or con on this, i know i don't know enough, but they had a woman -- >> harold: that is never stopped you before. >> jeanine: thanks a lot. a woman who lost her 7-year-old daughter, and she used ai to try to duplicate her daughter's voice, and they had a picture of the daughter, and you could see with these mechanical hands she was trying to grab onto her daughter, who was deceased. i can see people who lose a loved one, a husband loses a wife, i've got to hear them again, i've got to see them again. this is going to change our lives. what about the guy with the top-secret access, teixeira, 21 years old, how many people are
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going to do that and use that as an opportunity to continue to sell information, you know, this is -- we are not ready for this. we are absolutely not ready for it. i worry about the psychological capacity that people have two deal with this, whether it is fear, whether it is emotional trauma. we are already on the edge. half of us are crazy. not this half, that half. >> harold: clearly. >> martha: you think about, harold, what elon musk has been able to do in his life, rockets, electric vehicles. >> harold: he is in ai. >> martha: twitter, now starting in ai business, working on research for a long time. do you think he has potential -- everyone is looking for someone to save the world from the dangers of this, you know, can he do that? can anybody do that, at this point? >> harold: i'm 52. he is, i think a little older than i am, he is the steve jobs
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of our generation. we have praised him around this table for many things, and have been mildly critical, at times, when we thought he deserved criticism. his voice, to me, is the leading voice around technology. for him to say what he said there in the clip we showed coming interview with tucker, which i look forward to watching, should deserve know might us all. i have a very clear position on this, and i disagree -- the person who occupies that seat most of the night, dana -- we don't know enough about this. china has to be concerned about the same things we are concerned about. can it be authentic, with of meds are people in the country decide to use ai's. i think we pause to understand what elon musk is suggesting. a number of technologists and others. the judge and i talked about
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this when this issue came up, who do you sue -- we heard our own colleague jonathan turley, horrible thing happened to him, who do you sue, who do try to seek justice from on something like that happens? the pause is necessary for a variety of reasons. >> jesse: typical lawyer. who do you hold accountable? >> harold: i will hold you accountable. >> martha: the biden administration says they want regulations around ai but you get the very unnerving feeling that they and most of everybody doesn't really understand this. i think elon musk has probably a much better handle on it then they do but want to start putting regulations on it. does that concern you? >> jesse: bite and wants to regulate it because if anyone is going to be replaced with ai it is joe biden. i'm going to take an artificial stance on artificial intelligence. by the time this thing gets going, i'm going to be dead, so i don't care. >> martha: i think it's going to take that long? >> jesse: so i don't care. i don't pretend to understand it. like some people. i don't care, a robot can't replace me, i'm not going to interview a robot, a robot would
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never assassinate me, it's inefficient. the problem is this. elon musk is building robot cars, so he has all these worries because his robot cars are all crashing. his robot cars run by ai are driving into lakes, and they are blowing up or they are driving into the middle of a railroad track, so that is what he is worried about. you need the human touch behind the wheel of a self-driving ai car. for instance, let's am driving down the highway and i look to my right and what do i see? i see a couple fornicating in the next car? to our slow down? probably speed up. does a robot cars see the other car couple fornicating? no, they stay right in their lane, they do not notice this be 27-angie and then that fornicating couples car crashes. sully is a great example. save lives, took the wheel of that jet and made it come down. a robot could not of done that. everyone gets worried when there is new technology introduced, it
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happened with the printing pr press, it happened with the synthesizer. all of the pianists were in a pickle, they are going to see steel my job, the synthesizers, plenty of pianists still around. you cannot cannibalize your economy. you need consumers, also, notice when americans got fat and depressed? 1978. if you look at the bmi chart, boom, we all blew up into big blimps. that is because we stopped doing heavy work and all sat behind desk in front of computers. now we are all fat and stupid and depressed because we have the machines doing everything. do you want to be the president of the united states, who lets 50 million robots replace 50 million human jobs? no! so it is not good for them, either. case closed. >> martha: i think about y2k and they told us that was going to end the entire globe at that point and cloning was going to -- suddenly everybody -- i don't know, whether it falls in that category or not, greg.
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>> greg: yeah, well. [laughter] after that artificial stance, i think my brain is fried. i think you have absolutely, completely -- >> jesse: i did the impossible, i fried gutfeld's brain. >> greg: there are two kinds of ai. the information catcher, and then there is the thing maker. i want to separate them because there are two challenges in this. the information catcher is, let's say you have a mole on your shoulder and you take a picture of it and you put it into your doctor, you're ai doctor. the doctor has control over all the information in the universe, every medical study going back hundreds and hundreds of years, has every study come everything, comes back and tells you it is this kind of thing and it is 99.999 -- way better than any doctor, tells you what surgery, what you need to do. the problem is, who inputs that info and doesn't have a bias? the problem is all human beings have biases and therefore ai will have a bias, too, so the
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ultimate kind of decision-making in this area for human beings will be choosing and ai whose bias you favor, just like cable news. you are going to have a fox news ai that you trust because it is transparently biased, they know our opinions, going to trust it, but you can't have a cnn ai because they lied, they never tell you what they believe, so what is going to happen, ultimately, a biased ai -- it will be a world of different kinds of ai. so then you get to the ai that makes things, and you run into the problem, what do you do when you create a machine that thinks without a -- without being conscious? a meter maid writing a ticket, you can't get her to stop. that is the problem when ai come artificial intelligence reaches super intelligence where it is so recursive, faster thinking and faster thinking, and if it has a goal, making a ham and
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cheese sandwich, and you are in the way of it making a ham and cheese sandwich, it has no moral problem with getting rid of you. it has one goal. so artificial intelligence, the danger here, super intelligence will have a goal that put before any kind of moral reasoning. >> jesse: must make ham and cheese sandwich. >> greg: that kind of thing. the pause is really about the making of things because you do not want this machine to get out of hand. the other thing on us, we have to look at ai justly we look at news, there is bias and human bias. >> jesse: stop people from writing tickets, they always say the same thing, can't -- >> greg: that is not conscious thinking. >> harold: you used fornication, synthesizer, and ai. >> martha: apparently it happens all the time on the highway where jesse drives. coming up next, your kids don't belong to you, apparently, according to some liberals who claim that parents parental rights can be a threat to our
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♪ ♪ >> jeanine: the liberal media is smearing the parental rights movement as a threat to democracy and claiming that your children don't belong to you. blasting moms and dads as part of a right-wing campaign, "children aren't private property but a public responsibility to expand our democratic project to children e security, the right seeks to deny them. education, health care, shelter, food, a better america begins with a child." now, this is absolutely stunning. so, this writer says that children are not the property of their parents, harold, that instead they are essentially the
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property of the state and schools. ain loco parentis and all of tht is out the door, and they basically in the article come if you read it, eviscerate the parents who are trying to control what is going on in schools. >> harold: i think it is great when parents are involved in schools. i have a 9-year-old and a 7-year-old and i am active and involved in my kids foster via school. give you an example, they teach math differently than when i was in school and i have tried to get -- they want kids to enjoy math. they think throw a multiplication table in front of my case and said memorize it or get punished, so i memorized it. my parents give more deference to teachers. if i ever came home and complained about school, my mom would go back with me to school and say "give him more of that." if i complain about a coach running me too much or it was too difficult, she go say, "run him more."
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i think there has to be a balance. for those who believe parents should not be involved in schools, that's foolish. parents pay for school either with tax dollars or a private school out of their own in addition to paying tax dollars. i think we'll have to take a little step back here. the politics on both sides have gotten nutty. hopefully reverend sharpton will come out and say something about this for someone else will come out and say something and get progressives and someone to come together. you have to have a balance. if mr. and algebra and that is going to be taught. >> jeanine: i'm not so sure it is about the subject matter, the philosophy, it is antidemocratic, and the people on the right who want to have are authoritarian. but when they say that children are the property of the state, aren't they being totalitarian as opposed to authoritarian? >> greg: outcome also come if you want to screw the kids coming have to screw the parents, first. that means positioning parents as the threat.
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what is the ruse they use to create -- in order to create parents as the threat, you have to make it about a right to privacy. this woman mentioned all of these rights that are apparently, we are withholding them from children. like the right to shelter and the right to food, shut the f up. i don't know who this lady is but that is the parents purview to provide that. they use this right to privacy roots, right? it is how activist teachers insert themselves in the lives of kids, between them and their parents. they are saying the right to privacy entails that we can keep secrets together. that you can tell me something, and i can tell you something, but you better not to tell mommy and daddy because they are going to get really upset. never trust an adult who tells kids "it's our little secret." it is now about -- it is not what you think anymore, but it is worst fear for his indoctrination into a cult. i also have to defend teachers into general because these tick-tock teachers are
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redefining how we look at the profession and we may be wrong by it. i am hoping it is only 5%, which is a lot of the workforce, but it feels like it is 50% because you see it so much and i am sure there are capable teachers who are just as disgusted as the parents are about this weird, calledy behavior but they are too scared to speak up. >> jeanine: you know, martha, they say the court of the conservative movement is antithetical to democracy. but the truth is, when you look at what government did, like gavin newsom in california, closed the schools for two years and suffering since the pandemic, fourth graders and eighth graders math down, all of these incredible numbers. >> martha: exactly. i have three children. i wouldn't refer to them as my property. they are my children. and of course, my husband and i are responsible for raising them. if we are supposed to trust the state to give them food and shelter and education, they are doing a really bad job because,
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as you point out, it is so pathetic, the amount of proficiency in reading and science, maybe we should go back to the way harold's teachers taught him because we are failing our kids. we have kids and eighth grade who read at a third grade level. this is a crisis. so don't tell me the state can do it better than the parent because they are doing a lousy job. when it comes to their health, depression, anxiety, from lockdowns during covid, okay, you fail there, as well. i love this line from this, she said, she goes on at length that the right wing christians have embraced the parental rights movement to mold their children how they choose, much like any domesticated animal. >> jeanine: yeah. >> martha: who is this person? >> greg: probably a white female liberal. >> jeanine: yes. you know what, jesse, msnbc guests compared support of classical education to being a pro-confederacy dog whistle. >> jesse: okay. well, they are just throwing
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lingo together. >> jeanine: the language thing that people buy into. >> jesse: they do, but i don't think most people believe that. i'm with greg, i know that most teachers are that crazy, and i don't think mike children are my property. they are more like rental property. you pay for them for a while and then you are both under different groups. >> greg: it is like a time-share. >> jesse: i interviewed a mother on "jesse watters prime time" she had her daughter in school and they threw a chest binder on her, called her a different name, and hid it from the mom. now she is suing -- >> good for her. >> jesse: she is getting heat from other democrats, which makes no sense. >> jeanine: on the one hand, al sharpton, a democrat mother come if they are fed up, maybe we are headed in the right direction. "the fastest is up next. st ♪ ♪ i'm a retired school librarian. i'm also a library board trustee, a mother of two, and a grandmother of two. basically, i thought that my memory wasn't as good as it had been.
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a time for "the fastest." nasa has unveiled a new mars simulation habitat where four astronauts will spend a year to see if they can endure the harsh conditions of what it would be like living there. it has a gym, the relaxation area with plush leather sofas, but guess what? no windows. judge, you had a strong reaction. >> martha: she is not impressed. >> jeanine: not a chance! i would hang myself in one of those things. i don't want to go. i don't want to experience it. pull the shades, i will be ha happy. go yourself, there is four, minus one. >> harold: there will be a tv so we can watch "gutfeld." >> greg: i'm more interested in what you can do in the relaxation area. is there enough privacy? i said this before. this is an experiment, a simulation, basically in case you want to tap out, right? you can't do this, you know, go crazy. wouldn't it be great to have this as a simulation but it is
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real and not tell them? so they are actually going to mars, so the simulation is actually authentically real and they can't leave. that would be awesome. >> jeanine: but isn't it the same? they are in that thing. >> martha: i can't figure out -- >> harold: at the story for "the story?" >> martha: they can roll the cameras at the same time and make this into a great reality tv -- >> greg: in there. >> martha: ai-phobia, i think nothing is real, it is not really happening, there is not really going to be people in there, they are not going to mars. they can say they went to mars and pretend like it happened, and it never really happened, so i am really having a lot of trouble processing this whole ai thing. i think everything is fake. now i think everything is fake. >> greg: this is a simulation. >> martha: it probably is. >> greg: everything is! >> martha: you might be on mars. >> jesse: can i say something
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unpopular? >> harold: know... go ahead. >> jesse: this whole astronaut thing has gotten out of hand. what is it with these people? they are always walking around in groups, super healthy looking, asking us to clap for them. we are always getting updates on what they are doing. >> greg: look at my hair floating around, look at me, i've got floating hair. >> jesse: they are always going and then they are coming back, and then we are losing track. what do they bring us? they never bring us anything! and they try so hard. like you need a whole year to prep? come on. nfl preseason is not a year. these guys collide. >> martha: are you saying nasa astronauts -- >> jesse: they are always at the front of a basketball game. i mean, they are just floating up in space. >> martha: they are risking their lives for scientific research. >> jesse: what have they died? besides the challenger, when they -- and that it is not their fault. i'm just saying, like the pioneers, the pioneers had to deal with the indians, right, they had to deal with whether,
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deal with the buffalo. >> harold: "fan mail friday" is up next. ♪ ♪ age is just a number, and mine's unlisted. try boost® high protein with 20 grams of protein for muscle health versus 16 grams in ensure® high protein. boost® high protein. now available in cinnabon® bakery-inspired flavor. learn more at boost.com/tv we pulled people off the street and asked them about their hearts. how's your heart? my heart's pretty good. you sure? how do you know? you're driving a car you have to check engine light. but the heart doesn't have a hey check heart sign. with kardiamobile. the fda cleared a personal ekg device. you can take a medical grade ekg in just 30 seconds from anywhere. kardiamobile is proven to detect atrial fibrillation,
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>> greg: "fan mail friday." let's get it on. marvin said that. hey, harold, how are you? i'm going to ask you first because it has been a while. what popular fad did you purchase that you regret? i don't think purchase needs to be -- what fad did you fall for, maybe put put money into or not maybe it is just a fad? >> harold: i bought four walkman when i was a kid. the first one was ridiculous, but buying three additional ones, no one wanted them. >> martha: put it on now and walk down the street. and taking my walkman out this afternoon. >> greg: martha? >> martha: i tried to get those sea monkeys. >> greg: thank god you said sea monkeys. [laughter] >> martha: what do you think i was going to say? >> greg: i don't know, i didn't know where it was going. >> martha: put them in the monkey and they turn into monkeys with crowns on their head and they never did. it was like dirt in the bottom of a water bowl. >> greg: same company i tried
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to get x-ray glasses from. those worked. why i am always outside your office. >> jesse: [laughs] >> greg: jesse? >> jesse: i use to cinch up the ends of my pants and roll them up so they were all tight like that, i don't know what that's called. >> harold: use to? >> jesse: shut up, harold. from tennessee, they probably don't even get there yet. you are like 30 years behind. >> jeanine: what did you purchase you are sorry for? >> greg: what popular fad -- >> martha: -- >> jeanine: all i can tell you is bitcoin for my lost money. >> greg: that's a good one. >> martha: way more expensive than my sea monkeys. >> greg: i had a perm once. >> jesse: you did not. >> greg: i had a perm. >> jesse: no, you didn't. >> greg: sisters. daniel asked, what tv show from your childhood would you want to be rebooted? >> jesse: "facts of life." >> greg: why, because you just heard the song?
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>> jesse: what was the girl's name to the? >> greg: i wonder how many would be trans now if they brought it back. >> jesse: statistically, probably all of them. >> jeanine: for me, perry mason and kojak. sorry, that is just the way i was. >> greg: that was raymond burr. he was an interesting guy, lived with that gardener on an island. >> jeanine: really? >> greg: get into that later. did i artie ask you, martha? >> martha: no. may be "fantasy island?" >> greg: didn't they try to bring that back? i think so. no, they brought back -- >> martha: "the bachelor" and "the bachelorette." >> greg: did not last for very long because they did not have tattoos. r.i.p. he was great. >> jeanine: they did not have ai. go ahead. >> greg: harold? >> harold: "sanford and son" and "mouth landing." >> greg: you cannot do
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"sanford and son" without red fox. >> harold: there we go. >> martha: bring it back. >> jeanine: "knots landing," which one was that? >> martha: it was like "dallas." >> greg: "fantasy island," by the way, is on fox. just suddenly remembered that. sounds like a producer going in my ear. >> jeanine: jesse? >> jesse: i said "facts of life" already. >> greg: going to move on. i was going to say "the brady bunch." but it is all of tom brady's family. [laughter] "one more thing" is up next. ♪ ♪ and there he is. chaz. the rec league's self-crowned pickleball king. do you just bow down? no you de-thrown the king. pedialyte. 3x the electrolytes. .
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finally got to go to the first game on thursday. imus wore custom jersey. that nobody would ever confuse her with a player with these beads around her neck. got to go on the field. team moss scott before the first pitch. she says she watches every game and sometimes even re-watches them the next day. they are undefeated, the rays are 13-0. she gave them good luck. >> you guys want to hear about the heist of the century? >> someone stole in philly 2 million dimes from the back of a truck. that comes out to $200,000 here's the thing. the 2 million dimes weigh 10,00. so we are not really sure how they got away with all those dimes and how do you launder dimes? >> and who uses dimes? >> exactly. so no arrests have been made, obviously. i just want to thank everybody for the gift. i will be off for two weeks for paternity. we are going to have a baby girl. so thank you to the 7 and "the
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five." we really appreciate it. tonight "jesse watters primetime" curt schilling on the show. probably roll the dice in july. >> did you get my gift? >> no. >> yeah, i didn't get you one. no man should take two weeks off for paternity. all right. what a show, what a show. tulsi gabbard, pete hegseth, talk about patriots. kat timpf, tyrus. it's going to be great. watch this. greg's celebrity lookalike. don't you like it when you see people who look like celebrities? i live for that every time i'm out there people think hey, clooney, lighten up, dude. but it happens. i got to live with it. take a look at this, a celebrity lookalike. check him out. >> this is my favorite story of the week. >> that's bailey. is he a sheep adoodle which means two dogs fornicated outside of their own race. panic. he looks just like the cartoon. is he about to turn 2. but we don't know what happened to his parents. >> i think he is ai.
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i don't think he is real. looks like a stuffed animal. >> i wanted to do the snoopy and greg already planned this snoopy. >> greg: i have priority. i board before you on plane. so, a outcome koala is enjoying a vigorous scratching session as he rests in a tree. scratches his belly and then he puts his arm up. go under his arm. okay. and he is a koala and his name is george. he is dealing with what appears to be intense, look at him, that itches. >> jesse: out of magazines, too. >> dana: oh my god. >> judge jeanine: that is koala scratch. get it? >> dana: i know you want to spend two weeks in the bush -- show the camper and you can win three lucky people will get to
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sleep in that international park and look at the inside. it has beans, pickers of beans on everything. i submitted you. i hope you win. she doesn't want to go mars. >> jesse: see you guys on monday. >> judge jeanine: you won't. ♪ >> bret: good evening, welcome to washington. i'm bret baier. former secretary of state mike pompeo has made a decision. he is not running for president in 2024. he will be here live on set to explain why. the u.s. supreme court makes a decision on the fate of the so-called abortion pill but the legal fight is far from over. shannon bream is here with the latest on this. and elon musk says artificial intelligence has the potential to destroy civilization as we know it. our five part series on ai wraps up today and we will analyze all sides with a trio of a
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