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now, wherever books are sold,a s get your copy today. i'll be a guest on fox newsndayt sunday with shannohin bream this weekend. don't miss that t on sundayn morning. and don't forget to tune in weekdays at 12:00 p.m. eastern for when i co-host outnumberedha . thank you for watchingangle. the special edition of the "ingraham angle". get your copy of serenity in the storm today. the great greg gutfeld . gut well, he takesfeld off from her. >> tune in at around. oh, that feels so good. it should almost be legal.it's f well, as you know, it's friday, which means we welcome tonight's guests. and
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her pronouns are aloha and mahalo. carmer presidential candidate and fox news contributor, gabber, it being handsell, more a crime. he'd be on death row. co-host of fox and friends weekend beat exif, the food you . she's so loud. the nypd gave her a ticket for not having a muffler. fox news contributor katjuo and when he jumps in that ring, they feel it from new york to beijing. my massive sidekick in the nwa, world heavyweight champion tyrus. well, that's about it for me. pretty tiresome.t to rough week.
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>> but before we get to some news stories, it's friday. so you know what? it's time for greg's leftovers. which put a human head in their . it'sould even be telling you that i shouldn't do it. it's where leftovers where i re. the jokes we didn't use this, th week. and as always, it'at's ns my fit time reading these. so if they , that's not my fault. it's on you. >> i blame you.r all right. 2 here w023,e go .delt for the first quarter of 2020 three , delta airlines reported three hundred sixty millionhe c dollar loss. and if the company continuesompo to lose money,seat thi at this , they'll be legally required to change their name to bud light. >> a long way. i know this is going. to anheuser. anheuser-busch. >> that's funny. i just realized bush. how ironic is that anyway,5 bill anheuser-busch has shed over five billion in value sinc sincy
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partnering with dylan mulvany, making the making it the leastmg successful successful duo sincen alec baldwin teamed up with smiths smith, carrathool. i couldn't even spit it out so bad. a you know, if i were an amateur ,i'd reread that. but i'm a pro . i'm a pro , so i don't even in h care. it's friday. i'm half in the bag right now. yeah, the nypd is rolling out crime fighting autonomous robots to patrol times squaresah and subways. but officials say not to worry . the robots can't kill intol you unless they fall into your bathtub. after it's not even logical.of e >> after a recent cameo in an episode, the mandalorian singer lizzo announced he'lld sh be appearinge' in another star h wars film, this time as the death star.
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>> she's proud of it. a recent study claims climate change is causing an increasehor in home runs in majounr league baseball. apparently, the reduced air pressure makes it easier to stick a syringe in your . n' i didn't see that one coming. yeah, all right. coming. according to a new survey, one in three children worry at least once per week. >> an and it's usually about the same thing. >> former. >> so unfair. oh, kid was at a party. all right.form former and c to a swimmer. riley gaines was attacked ine by transact during anrests appearance in san francisco. the police didn't make anybu ibl arrest ws, but said if they did, bail would only be 80% of what they charge a man.
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>> that's funny, actually , who wouldn't want that? pennsylvania senator johnfter fetterman will return to the senate next week after an extended hospital stay.en doctors are confident he'll bac soon be back up to 40 percent. w do you know why it took so long for him to get out? they were waiting for a lightning strike. i know frankenstein. i got it. itah. no, not good. top no, off the top of my head. i mean, basketball star sue bird was among 40 professional athletes, had signed a letter os opposing bans on men playingin women's sports , proving even she can't stang d the wnbaeve s that's funny. funny because it's true. leave and finally, a recent studys wih claims thaout people who leave parties without saying goodbye save up to two days per year.
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>> and you can save up to five weeks per year if you're not invited to parties at all. >> yeah, yeah. ilmi. kill always good for a punch line that kilmeade now to the news. >> he's got a baby face and and leaked all over the placeco and the penalty couldbeev be severe. ere for for a man barely old enr to buy a beer. >>e i speak to a picture coming up. there you go . old i speak of twenty one year old massachusetts air national guardsman jack de shargh. who made his first appearance in federal court today. he was the first defendanta wh to actually get carded, looking that young joe biden might deem him sniffable to the fbi.i busted jack the ripper yesterday over a leak of e
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classified documents that reportedly attempted to undermine american effortso to help ukraine fight russia. or at least that's what the government is telling us . and there is believable, as george santos. >> by the way, isn't it nice to see someone mishandle intelligence besides the biden s ? >> it'first s reported the papes were first posted online in january by someone on discord, which is a social medi aa outlet popular with video gamers. you knows whapoput else is popr with video gamers not banging chicks? >> billmanbangin nerds in your i oh yeah. sorry, tulsi.>> why ato me. yeah, i know i don't get i don't get to never apologize.t. meanwhile, as more ofukrain your money flies out the doore, and into ukraine, top kyiv won'cialofficials say this leakt affect its planned offensive against russia. ofich begins as soon as sean penn arrives with a fresh shipment of oscars to throw at
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them. so like a few wars, we'vs we've already been misled about,ne we're repeatedly told by thewin top that ukraine is winningat this war against putin. but they've been telling us that russia is on the ropes since tulsi was a democrat. >> who knows, perhaps jack may have exposed info that shows what's really going on int russ ukraine, that the u.s. is moreir involved than previously known a and that russia is doing more than just holding on .hougt it's. a scary thought of the five outlets for news on the war. ukraine,the media, ukraine, rus, the u.s. or jack. it's the barely legal leaker giving us a necessary dose of reality. it's almost as if leakin nowg is now what press briefings used to be or supposed to be. zt but maybe if the government finally legalized truth, we wouldn't have to getl illegally on the black market here. >> so, pete, i have this weird analogy that i came upd with just an hour ago.th an ho
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it's a drug analogy. if you can't get legal drugs, you go to the street. if you can't get truth fromuth r the governmentom, you go to the leaks. >> is that true or false or>> ta that has in true for a long time in our history. i mean, i don'tht want to get the truth from someone breaking. the law and spilling secrets. that's not how you wan not howt at the same time, we know we haven't been getting it ifraightng i from the government for a long time. ir this doesn't surprise me at all. by the way mil, ifit who who dou think is in our military? it's young people. they've go st they know tech. they know. you're recruiting them out to do that? apparently, is an it guy. acc right. which means he's got accessevert to everything buhit not good metaphor. >> methamphetamines, the interesting part, though, is whether or not he had asmotive, whether there really was a motive. right now, he's being passedwhok off as this guy who wantedt's my to cool in a chat room. mot >> yeah, and motive every night . it's not a bad motive.ive. exactly. but maybe there was more to it r because we're learning a lot about things our government's
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lying to us about.i, but >> i kno iw that it's like a binary question, tulsi, but i have to ask it is this guywe would you see him as aebod whistleblower? >>y wh or somebody who betrayedr country or is it something more complex? >> something i think, like pete wen't know much about what his motives were, any information about him or his background or anything else. but i thinal scandk we're missig the real scandal here, which is how much the mainstream media is working to cover up the truth from the american the people of what is actually contained in the information, the documents that that that he released. you know, they're talking a loto about the documents, but notiona actually the information that was there. they can't even claim to be doing it in the interest onatieo national security because allies and adversarial governments acrossvess the w the have access to that information. but somehow we, the american peoplen, are not able to actually know it. >> and that's the realhat the disservice here is what do you think that the media i wouldrts say the corporate media and i would include parts of fox as well, are so it's not like they're pro war. >> but it if yf yoouu if you jue
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a little bit of skepticism, you get that, oh, you're a putin putin lover. and it's just like, okay, that t that is designed to shut youis up. it is .. it's so, so that i've experienced that quite a . >> l. let me let me let me let me i explain it for you. t fobut it's like it's like, you know, don't get mad at're you' us because we're interested in the leaks. if you've been tryin trying tg to tell us to shut up forever about voicing any curiosity. >> exactly. exactly. i mean, that just speaks to the power of the unit party,ho the war machine, the military industrial complex, and how directly tied to mainstreamar media is to that war machine. mc this is nohit the first time we've seen this. i we saw it what was released in the pentagon papers. we sawpers, with with the afghan papers how , you know, over two decades, the media covering for the military industrial complex. and so this is thel pr real prom here is that when we havee unwi journalists who are unwilling to do their job and tellll the truth, then we have a realat threat to democracy, because then we, the american people, can't know really what's going on .
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>> you know, ketanji, they say, oh, this twenty one year old,rec he's only twenty one .an how did he get such reach? and get such information? and i'm thinking like, i wouldn't even trust myself. with it. t i'm a world class leakertell. m you can't tell me anything if you've confided in me on anything. cat chances are everybody already knows. i tell everybody inows. yn the audience i that's why wheni i really want everyone to know something, i tell you and say, don't tell me. >> yes, i am a lotlsi said more interested. like you said inin talking aboue the contents of the leak than al the leaker, because as we've all brought up, this is not the first time this has happened. ened.in afghanistan war. it was people lying and lying, lying about how well it was going, even though it wasn't.e and it wasn't just that therwasy was no for accountability for ie it's that's how you get promoted by telling people what they want to hear. so obviously, some of those same people are there. o the same system is still in place. so obviouslye thin, the same th. is going to be happening.
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and i guess you can say, oh,t it's you know, it's notat i my business, but i don't see how that is . >>en we're all the ones funding it. so it kind o tf is our businessa t me. what' >> we are.hing and i think the main thing that's changed is that i am now able to say these things on foxl news without people yelling at me, which they used to do when i said things that were anti-war or skeptical ofrial the military industrial complex. but then now, because there's a republican who are skeptical, democrats have now decided that they need to be super pro-war just because there's republicans who are questioning it. it's like, guys, this is what two-part yth the two partyd people system where they just people just fight with each other and then people are allowed to get away with stuff like this. >> and this goes nothi on anngdd on . and nothing ever changes. well, a big a problem. >> how big a deal is this all story? kyra, it's not a big. deal . yeah. ft so he picked up some papers b left on the floor by our amazing administration. are we really surpriseyd? >> i mean, are we shocked?
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how's crudités doing? kamala? the nuclear guy still in dresses like are we are we surprised that somebody walked in on his first day on the job? >> is it classified?oo ohl for , he's going to be coole my chat. they probably open way the door him on the way out, said , hey, kids, pick those up, drop those over there. so nothing surprises me aboutpob quite possibly the most equity friendly hiring administration in the history of stupidity. so literally, they're like, oh, the world leaders have they've t been had it. i they send it back . yeah. what else you got? this is boring. boring so i'm not surprised, although i am shocked we can actually catch a leaker. that's amazing. r.because for the last four yeao they were like issn boston right . we still haven't figured out how to wage them. if you didn't catch him, it was racist. yeah. so i'm nice to see we've come
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along or you just call him something else. >>like alexander binman is a hero. yes. this guy's a zero. . got it.t bo a nice little rhyme.r well, we don't know what number. you identifies with .t' >> that's that's good. you get the last of your point. that will move, will move on .n but it does feel like there's cracks in the foundations of everything eve. >> yeah, but gaping wide open that i could breakdance throughe with three of my buddies at my side. would that be fun to coachh. other. every ah is . do you think it has something c to do with both putting everythingompe>> yes. ahead of ? yeah. yeah. you hire people based on how they look. this is what happens.s. yeah. so ow abohe how about when you cant recruit anybody in the military right now? yeah. what does the military do? do. >> lowers the standards.o ge you're going to get that crack's going to get the cracks going to get wider.
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research fund in the fight against childhood cancer at children's cancer drug. he's a cheater who failed when his gender was unveiled.we we speak of the chess playingnsd jirka, who hid inside a burqa. jerrica, we had to make the word up. yeah, it's not our fault.it's n they use a term that has no has rhyme. burqa really hurts people likean me and internationally rated male chess player in kenya has been busted disguising himself as a woman on the right there to compete in the women's division.
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to talk about cheating. what does he think?, this is a woman sweetmeatz cham the kenya open chess championship held earliepi r this week offered prize money while totaling forty two grand. while it's no bud light sponsorship, it's still a decent payday for crossdressing and nerd's. and that's what piqued cross the interest of a young cash strapped college kid. the fraudster hid his identity by wearing a niqab, registering under a fake name and neve rt talking, which is what i do whenever i'm checking in at the marriott express. >> that and i tell them, the frightened young man i'm traveling with is my nephew . but you're leaving alone the next morning. oh, shut up. but the disguise worked. he was able to fool his i competitors and even tournament staff suspicioaff.n only rose ar he beat uganda's top female chess player, at which point hed was investigated and finally gave up the ruse. i'm no
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now, we'ret not sure if this story's a scandal among native kenyans. and we haven't heard back yetrd from barack obama. and on this conspiracy, freaknik, say the cheater has been expelled from the tournament and no one knows what his nexs net move will be wolf. >> oh, yes, winnings are long gone, but on the bright side, he got five marriage proposals from the taliban. p >> and if he can't win, playinga as a queen, he can always go back to beating the bishop. you know, took me a second. tul, oh f, god , i'm sorry, tulsi.im. for the second time. but i want to add, this is the e most difficult question. what does it say when some no name dude in a dress beatss be a country's best female player? what's that say? i'll let you answer that.s ca >> my my question is , when i saw this story is can youenedh imagine what would happen if
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that happened here iern >>e united states ? >> why didn't he identifiese' trans? well, i mean, you know, i mean, you look ast what he's wearing. yosu look a t how he'sn ou identifying. right. yor u look at this culture in he our own society, people would be silent and he wouldy be walking away with the winning the winning cash . >> exactly. had the . yeah, he was he was in america.e they would have been on his side and he would have to sayd o that he's a shy person. >> i a brother down, explainng things to them, how it works. see where he went wrong was hetw tried to still be a man. n have see, and that's what you and i talked about in the back. i men have consequences for their actions. now, if he w would have identified a woman, he wouldn't even nee d the costume. that's true. he coulde gr havewe grew his bed out like mine. i mean, like what up, girls? i'm here. i's. i identify as and no one can say anything, but he wanted to be arrogant and still be a man. >> you can't have it both ways, brooke. yeah, okay. ife yougo want to play in a gil sport, you've got identified as a woman, that's the onl y t fair way to do exactly.
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yeah, it's so funny. that was the stupidest thingmy i've ever said in my life. yeah.h. it. >> it's so true. he he he's behind the times. he should just he should have just said he was a woman and her wouldn't have to wear the burka at all. twhat an idiot. >> stupid kenyan. t. that's not racist. no, no. he is kenyan and he's stupid. hence.. well he did being world class. okay, all right.ulsi did i'm just going to say tulsa didn't answe r whe the question. what does it say when some noe u name college dude beatdes the world champion female kenyan in chess? what's that? i can answer that. yes. so i think men are probably better at chess than women.es but here's why. wom because womeen bn are more emotionally intelligent than men are so it's less
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likely for us to wind up with the kind of social lifeo th that would force us to resortf to competitive chat . that's true.petiti vei think you're right. you're right. yeah yeah., it's good. it's good. good call there. thank you. yeah. ls that's the way most girls play checkers. see, that's proof that your emotional intelligence is below mine. i would never say somethinghe like that. r human beinto another human bet alone on camera. ya oh,>> greg: you're safe. word is yahtzehte that it makest no sense. i don't even m i said thatop tha ownership. i think a sexist would sayt inin a sexist would say we'll drop that in post.k tran i mean, i thins k first of all, i don't think trans is a thingto in kenya. no, it's you know, it's notcaus really a thing. have no so i don't think he had the option because we have not yet exported our nonsense. on that front to kenya. >> did so true, rather, that
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>>shing that are pushing and peddling this stuff all around the world. are ou remembe g wr how we i me, we as in fox or what aree europe the talking points here? e don't want to be like europe. ocialist >> they're turning us into europe as a social as a socialist state. t we kind of wish they' we were europere becausey sure you're not crazy. d th no, i'm pretty sure i said that one hundred times. yeah, they're nohundret. i know it's s i know it's like the europeans are like looking at us going, what the happened? nd we'reand we're looking at ous and i'm going, wait, okay, are we the bad guys? t >> yeah.hene because we're the ones pushingoo other countries to obsess, to go backwards in the name of climate change and forwards the name of. .beh mutilation. remember, remember when wewhen r ciuld go go after muslims for female circumcision. remember thasion.t. what are we doing now. female mutilation. exactly.em ale geit's like we're like it'sm a it's kind of scarye time and sobering. . at the same time. >> well, i think that's it forw today's show. we have a whole another half.
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so how is this possible?author well, the author behindstud the study theorizes thatout ag positive beliefs about aging reduces stressin, boosts self-confidence in your own mental abilities. but greg, you're a curmudgeonly ways. haven't heard that steel trap. mind - of yours. i ge well, thank you. thank you. true, but i get a boost fromint. the transfusions using the blood of fox interns, shannon bream taught me that i also do relief factor suppositories refrigeratedliver overnight and delivered from. six feet away via slingshot adds a little risk to it. nk yof >> yeah, thank you for coming to see. door wondering where the door was. nf you should see how i take balance of nature. >>o for more on this study, we go to our senior senior
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correspondent. the secret to my success. t i take an afternoon nap, brings me right up. liy that old song. rememberke sky rockets ins the sky, afternoon nap, something like that.uh and but it is true, uh, you know, i don't know how oldit i am. i keep forgetting. i keep forgetting. reminds me of that old song whose zoom and who somethingtt like that. but you got to think positivedy like that study says you got to wonder when the dog bites, be when the bee stings.ber yo youru remember your favorite things, right. reminds me? o f a song i 16 or 17 . >> syouro cat, what's your advie to other elderly people. >> oh, i hate this study..
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>> why study me off like oh really. it's better to nott' be paralyze with worry. ink of why didn't i think of that. like when i'm depressed and someone tells memebody justa on the bright side and my mood a totally changes instead of being sandd, i'm sad and angry that they think i'm just soi di stupid. i didn't think of that myself. easydy like the people who suggest optimism to you are the ones who is it that's just k ever easy. it's like, oh, really? i should just think everything's going to be okay and work out instead of being terrified all the time and miserable and sad when i just flip that switch. this is so stupid. know now you know how i feel that when i go i , i need to get the pancakes, hurry up and go. oh it's up on the shelf. oh i like doing. e th it's like what am i gettingop anyway. tyrutimistic persos, you're thet
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optimistic person i know, the most upbeat person. et how do you do you think thate that that has if i get to leave here, listen, this is what you don't like going home to yourly? family to . i was too far wo now i'm dying . oh, this has nothing to do with the study. i'm not a conspiracy theorist,is but sometimes it justt fits. yeah. our president smiles atesiden everything. >> doesn't matter what question you ask him, he just does the .d >> yeah. a and lo and behold his good buddies, the woke universitiest have come out with adu study saying you're not dumb orr losing your mind or you're getting smarter. w his smiles, he's just warming mr up a couple more smiles and he'll solve everything. so that's what this is about. they're just trying to clean up the fact that our president is senile. can't remember whacaremembert d.
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>> it doesn't matter if you like. oh, russia invaded thispresid president trump got arrestedened suvs at noon. oh, man. together. >> yeah, actually . sincerely, pete, you i have a theory that you are actually probably the most upbeat perso.n i know. >> som you have many kids.et>> g yoreu got like twelve , somethig like that. yeah. so i my theory is you're upbeat because you it's incapable four of you to to have the same thought twice because your life is constantly changing. so you're not able to dwel to l on any singular thought for very long. >> it's probably true. i do spend but i also draw an inordinate amount of joy from disciplining my children. greg: how ca rn i how can i make them inel the pain this time? they don't do it again. are you ever interested in>> freelancing that out? l absolutely have a smal a chat . we do have a swat.we share we consult. yeah, we share best practices.f
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yeah. i don't know if i would i don't know if i sign on to that theory. >> that's that's another that's a connecting the dots a little further than i would have taken it. >> but yeah, i f you're if you're stressed out about your future because you think you're going to die and everything is gettin'sg wore ,then of course you're going to be you're going to start to slide. you know , i think, tulsi, this stuff means nothing to you because you live in hawaii.n >> right? it's i do like do people doaiias this is a very stupid hawaiians . don't get mad at me. d i can't believe there's a highfi rate of depression or a high rate of anxiety in hawaii. but maybe life is hard even in hawaii. i mean, there are challenges there, like everywhere else. but i think this is this thist e study is kind of likale the thig that says, hey, if you eat healthy food will probably be more healthy and less likelyt to get sick . you and it speaks not only to those who are elderly, not cat., yeah, but just speaks to if w we're more optimistic or inre hopeful in life than we
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by a kid. >> and , you know, joe always has problems with steps. jok i stole that joke from scott adams. so what is the answer?, tyru tyrus?s? the president, remember what the president said ? don't get kobe to a child.id to he said it to biden, said to t a child, you really shouldn't be allowed to speak to children. he shouldn't he should be kept 500 yards, just like me from m from. g >> but i mean, it's like telling a kid, don't die from a disease. back t goes back to that smile thing now, starting again with a simple failure. un yeah. standing your failures. because then you cane yo differentiate. you got to fail before you succeed. so failure means tulsi, i've been i've been succeeding a lot. then i. ce would yeah, my advice woulde, be purpose to to act and live your life with a sense of positive purpose to makebu
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a positive impact may not always work out how you want iti to be, but you will continuell to be fulfilled. >> what if it's a bad purpose? you won't be so fulfilled. i mean, i do have a purpose, but it's terrible. that's really awful. i can't even share it with you. are you happy then, is the question? oh, i'm ecstatic. what is your purpose?m >> aside from repopulating earth, that is a legitimategh step to success. no, you're right. look at degas. call elon musk. i mean, i have an army comingan grre fully indoctrinated kids and future grandkids. we're going to need them. going yeah, i agree.. with the previous two answers.gh i think grappling with your own human nature. yeah, how god designed us and understanding the limits of what we can purrfect here on earth is a pretty important thing to learn and understand. kat, this is heavy stuff.f. thah. this ain't no outnumbered.
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i think the first step would be to figure out what success looks like for you because thatt could mean any number ofd things. so just deciding what that is and working towards somethin s sogg specific. thank ohs., very good, thanks.m going that was nice. another i'm going to go with going to steal another thing. scott adams, a talent stack egke getting just learning for three . don't, don't, don't throw algs l your eggs in one thing. like ieef you're , if you're an engineer, maybe take a speaking class, write like you learn if you learn three or four things,i like i did a lot of differentr i things before i became wildly se successful. talk show hostss. >> i don't remember what fro they are. oh, this is a great question .wh from who cares what they took the time to write in, you know.a yeah, but it's a great question. >> i just don't care who it came from. ewhat children's character were
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you afraid of as a child?that's >> that's a great one , pete.. afri, you catch me? >> i would say i was afraid of becoming bart simpson because i was not allowed to watch the simpsons as a kid interested. >> he was so badly behaved. >> a child g duringth the simpsons. >> yeah. wow. that. >> that's amazing. what's that like? i wasn't either. you weren't allowed to watchad it. no, i wasn't. wow, that's sad. i guess. wha but now you watch it wheneveri a i want. yes,nt you get that window. o were you scared of any character? i was scared of all witches.usey mmy mom was super catholic, so i was like, there is a chance the devil is actually going. to come get me. wow.okay my mom. ano >> -, my mom was very well.e i'm not sure what was very catholic, but we still watchs le bewitched. we watch like i was terrified.
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