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relateded to discrimination, related to even the ways that roads are designed and built. >> greg: that's why he was a rhodes scholar. i get it. such a bad joke. america now and forever. up next, greg gutfeld and the gang, they take it from here. ♪ [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> greg: ha ha, oh, yeah! oh, yeah! yeah, yeah, just like that. don't stop. yeah. happy monday, everybody. so anheuser-busch could really use a drink right now. and something stronger than bud
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light, like hem lock. more tastier like spring water near a train derailment. the company lost tons of money in the wake of the dylan mulvaney controversy where they gave us the first commemorative can featuring woman-face something that will no doubt be con telled in about 10 years. sails plummeting faster than hunter biden's pants in a porno theater. and we're seeing more boycotts than at kevin spacey's sleep away camp. it's okay. it's okay that i said that. just a joke. but to me this is wrong, because while i think it's good for a company to get a message from the public when they screw up, boycotts usually hurt the people making a living who weren't responsible for this mistake. of course, the left always loves a good boycott because they seek retribution for anyone having more fun than them, which is everyone.
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but we're different. we're fun. we're glad budweiser learned a lesson and we hope other companies will learn not to fall for a fad. but that's enough, right? well, the ceo of anheuser-busch, bret dan whitworth put out a statement called our responsibility to america. quotas the ceo of a company founded in america's heart land more than 165 years ago i am responsible for making sure every consumer feels proud of the bosch we brew. we're honored to be part of the fabric of this country. yeah. that's why most consumers drink 8-10 buds in one sitting, to feel that american pride. actually, no. it's to numb the pain of living paycheck to paycheck in a country run by a nut bag president who calls them domestic terrorists for not applauding when their daughter laura just announced she's now larry >> we drink not because we're
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americans, we drink because we're losing america. the statement goes on but i'll summarize. one, budweiser makes lots of beer. two, brendan whitworth was p the marines, and good for him. three, america. you get a better pr statement from one of pete hegseth's pocket squares. it's okay, though. the company also put out a new ad in response to the fiasco. i hope they don't say it's a beer rooted in the heart of america brewed for those who found opportunity and challenge and hope in tomorrow. >> a beer rooted in the heart of america, brewed for those who found opportunity and challenge and hope in tomorrow. this is the story of the american spirit. ♪ >> greg: wow. i almost want to shove a can up my ass. [laughter]
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>> greg: yeah way, so -- i mean, i don't know why i said that. like that's what happens when i feel patriotic. anyway i'm glad they're using the clydesdales, as long as they don't ask them for their pronouns. it's bad enough you make them do drag queen story hour. so yeah, sure, this was a screw-up but is it really on bud? i don't think so. i think it is a on our culture one though elevates performative drama over real competence. and it's everywhere. we don't do things we pretend to do things. who wants to be a fireman when you can be an actor playing a fireman. so the problem isn't trans no matter how much that's being pushed on us. after all we've seen many trans people over the years. hell, i even hired one. [laughter] >> greg: yeah. might as well -- that's the second chapter of her new book.
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instead it was an idiotic decision to rely on influencers. you hear a lot about them, and the way they've replaced celebrities in elevating brands in search of credibility. the problem is the influencer's credibility is only based on the attention they draw to themselves. but if you got millions of followers on social media, you must know something, right? wrong. influencers don't know anything. that's not the job. it's about attention over ability, and now attention becomes ability. with that criteria a subway flasher who lights fires with his ass could be next in line for bud. that's me. so was hiring an influencer good for a company's bottom line? well, maybe if you like the color red. or ask a tide pod swallowing kid if he's still alive. in all the clueless at anheuser-busch were like, hey we
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don't know who this cute little philly is but we trust you young campaigning types. let us know when we look it up on our flip felons. it was lazy and stupid to think somebody you don't know would be good for your products. maybe have someone born before 1993 to have somebody do your vetting. vetting's important. fox didn't and look what happened. [laughter] >> greg: but what influencer has ever influenced you to do anything positive? mulvaney influenced bud's customers to switch to st. pauly girl so they won't have to wonder what's under the skirt. bottom line, influencers influence us to do the opposite of whatever they recommend because they're so dam unlikable. they're the worst. sure you can train people to shutting up about whatever issue you think is important but you can't shame people to buy a beer even if you need beer goggles to look at your spokesperson.
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>> period! >> greg: let's welcome tonight's guests! . this comic said take my wife please and someone did, actor, writing and comedian jamie lissow! [cheers and applause] >> greg: that was good. she puts the fine in finance. yeah, baby. look at you can't even hold it together in the intro. it's like you're holding a tiny little mouse in your mouth. >> i know. >> greg: host of the evening edit on fox business, liz mcdonald! [cheers and applause] he's literally got a magnetic personality. retired marine corps bomb technician johnny joey jones! [cheers and applause] >> greg: and finally, she's like an umbrella, often left behind at restaurants. >> only a few times.
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>> greg: fox news contributor, kat timpf! [cheers and applause] >> greg: jamie, so many questions about this concept of influencing and influencers. have you ever considered becoming an influencer in like the divorce realm? telling people what to expect. >> jamie: yeah. >> greg: you know, how to eat for one. >> jamie: yeah. >> greg: you know, how to like enjoy other people's lives from afar. >> jamie: i think i would be good at that. don't accumulate too much money, she's taking half of it, you know, stuff like that. >> greg: yeah. >> jamie: i hated the budweiser response. >> greg: really? >> jamie: i thought it was -- it was like they were like we [bleep] up. look, a horse. [laughter] >> greg: that's funny. >> jamie: they tried to trick us. i misunderstood this whole thing, i went to the store -- i went to the store -- i misunderstood it completely. this -- what is it dylan? >> greg: yeah. >> jamie: i went to the store, i bought a six pack of bud light
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and i saw dylan's picture on there. i misunderstood i thought it was like a warning. like you know when you buy cigarettes and they're like hey you could get lung carser. and it's like, hey, drink too many of these you might sleep with someone with a penis. >> greg: they should put that on like packages of soy right? >> jamie: they should, they should. >> greg: you what i'm talking about. >> jamie: worst choice for a spokesperson of all time. it would be like trying to sell fruit using brian stelter. do you know how you don't see the food pyramid anymore. >> greg:? >> greg: why. >> greg:. >> jamie: because brian stelter tried to climb up it to get to the desert. >> greg: i like how this went from influencers to brian stelter and i had nothing to do with it. >> greg: liz you're a biz savvy chick? might i call a a chick or broad, those are the choices. donald trump jr. came out over
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the weekend saying leave bud alone, they're a good company. they don't know what happened. i'm inclined to agree with them. where do you see this? >> elizabeth: counter argument to that is because they gave a lot of money to more republicans. >> greg: that's my argument. >> elizabeth: well, i don't even know if that's -- whatever. i think the boycott is really and it's growing and it's like, you know, one person said it's like dylan mulvaney is causing more people not to drink beer than the 18th amendment during prohibition. so i'll tell you something, what was really striking was the new vice-president of marketing at bud light, she's on a podcast basically saying that, well, we felt the image was too fraty, you know, out of touch. and like, that's where i was during college. that wasn't out of touch, that was a blast. so, i don't know. i think it was a weird play for profits to get a whole new kind of generation drinking bud light. but you don't -- this is the
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cardinal rule you don't insult your existing customer. >> greg: were you in a sorority? >> elizabeth: no i got rejected but i was i was a cheerleader so same difference. >> greg: you were too good to be in a sorority, cheerleaders don't need to be they're like we got the athletes. >> i think this is, the president and ceo of budweiser didn't know what was coming trying to put out a fire, trying to serve his country, he's not bad looking, that's what jamie told me during the break. >> johnny: most marines aren't. couple things, one they missed a great opportunity because if they really wanted to hit their demo, they should have had dylan mulvaney drink a bud light and then cut to like billen mulvaney with a beard like that [bleep]'s good. here's what ails you turns you back to where you need to be. listen, also, the whole critique that bud light is too frat.
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pbr is frat. trendy beers are frat. i know a lot of bud light drinkers and i think you have to go to college to be in a fraternity and none know what college is much less went to it. talk about completely missing your mark with your demographic. i come from those folks and they're all just so excited now because they can be open about drinking truly. they don't have to hide it anymore. >> greg: i feel like bud light is a fishing beer. you feel like it's a fishing beer? >> johnny: i don't drink or fish. i don't know. i think it's beer pong beer is what it is. >> greg: that's what i meant. beer pong. >> johnny: that's right. >> greg: something you can just drink a lot of and still, you know, drive home, right jamie? >> jamie: absolutely. >> greg: if you agreed with me on that last sentence, you are a demon. that was a test. never drink and drive. we'll be right back. no. kat, do you know what bothers me is that we have to admit that we enjoy a good like embarrassment.
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it's like even though -- like in the back of our heads, we knew that bud, they didn't know but we're still going to say these guys are idiots because it's fun, it's fun but it's kind of like bad >> kat: i think you enjoy it. >> greg: i enjoy a lot of things that are bad >> kat: it was funny how hard in the other direction the other ad was. i mean, my favorite part of the statement was, though, when they were like, we never intended to be divisive. we never wanted to start a fight. i'm like, aren't you alcohol? [laughter] >> greg: joke of the night >> kat: like some of the biggest fights i've gotten in, there were bud light cans scattered about. and were they in frat houses? absolutely. do i regret a thing? absolutely not. i was the first lady of a frat in college. i'm serious, he was the
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president of ato and i was their first lady and i had a great time. >> greg: good for you >> kat: so i'm very, very, very pro bro. >> greg: i'm going to say this, but here's another incident or example, when a man takes a woman's job. that dylan took your job >> kat: no, i think i'm still queen of the bros. [cheers and applause] >> greg: you could have been making some serious money from budweiser. what does this mean by the way? woman woman i don't know. >> greg: liz how much money is this? >> elizabeth: it might be two nickels. >> greg: oh, yeah. two nickels. >> elizabeth: rub 'em together. >> greg: why is this so gross? i don't know >> kat: the memories i made in that frat house were priceless. >> greg: all right we have to move on. that was fun though, huh? yeah, it was greg, thanks >> up next the more you make, the more they'll take. >> if you'll be in the new york
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♪ >> greg: turning on a switch will cost you if you're rich. yep, california makes a bid to socialize the grid. california's largest power companies are rolling out a fixed rate billing proposal. i don't know that that is. that would charge consumers based on income. it's like obamacare but now the reason you can't keep your doctor is because the power is out. yeah, think about it. all right. now you're done thinking about it. the point is this. the more money you make, the more you pay for your power. you know, sometimes i think the only point of being rich is eating the occasional race
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worths. what are there peta followers in this crowd? it follows a new law past last year that called for simpler power bills and isn't expected to be final until next year. households with the lowest incomes, which is less than 28 grand could pay as low as 15 bucks a month. stuart varney throws that much at me when shouting clean yourself up gutfeld. and if you can't pay 15 bucks a month the government says shop lifted goods would also be available jamie. so the richest households making 182 grand would see the highest depending where they live. an energy spokeswoman, how did that happen? says it will lower the amount customers pay, increase transparency and provide relief to millions. well, you can make the same arguments about heat stroke, and i have. but who knew an energy company
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spokesman could be funnier than jamie lissow. but you know what else would provide relief to californians? leaving california for florida. all right. liz, liz, liz liz. liz. is california deliberately trying to drive people out? i mean, is this something that has been done before? >> elizabeth: no, we haven't seen this before, it's the first time. this is basically confiscation, right? that's all it is. what's wild about this story is the solar panel industry is really mad because they're saying we incentivized people by -- to invest and pay for solar panels because they were going to save money and now they're not saving money and this is charging the middle class and upper brackets to subsidize california's green energy transition which nobody knows if it's going to be a
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success yet at all. it's slamming taxpayers and it is a constitutional violation of property. your state energy board can't get your income data at all, so that's the lawsuit that should come against this to stop it. >> greg: see, i did not know that >> kat: was the first thing i thought of. i would never want to give the energy company that much of my information. >> greg: why? >> kat: i'm not going to tell you. >> greg: i thought everything you own runs on batteries >> kat: no, a look. of it plugs into the wall. >> greg: that's incredible. i didn't know -- >> kat: i don't want them to be like, oh, this time of day she's plugginging that into the wall, hypothetically. >> greg: kat don't we do this already with insurance reapius? >> kat: the government does this. >> greg: think about this, our insurance prepareius went up because billions of dollars in free stuff are being stolen every year. like all those companies that
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are repping cvs or walmart, they stick it to us because they're not sticking it to the shoplifters. is that weird? >> kat: yeah, you're weird. but i just think overall when it comes to this issue with, you know, wanting to more environmentally friendly, unfortunately, as you brought up, we're not there yet in terms of technology and the only way we're going to get there is through innovation and unfortunately what you need for innovation is capitalism and a business-friendly environment, which places like california are becoming less and less and this certainly isn't going to help. >> elizabeth: the point is even if they invested energy out of ocean water and pine cones california would just make it fall apart. >> greg: that's all they are is ocean water and pine cones. >> johnny: ocean water and pine cones, other things you like to stick up your butt sometimes. >> greg: i thought you were
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going to say the brand of lotion you use, oh, yes, ocean and pine cone >> kat: you were very fixated about how good he smells but now that i'm sitting next to him he does smell good. >> johnny: it's the legs, the lotion i put on my legs, wd-40. that's my scent. >> greg: all right, so conspiracy, is california trying to create like a weird place where it drives everybody out except for the people who can afford it and their day laborers. >> johnny: god i hope so. here's the deal, right? like it's a fixed rate and i don't understand this because it's like maybe it's an incentive to keep people in california. because when i looked at the rates i'm paying way over that on energy myself, but also like want a big house and i'm about to buy some cows, like, got to have my energy going, got to keep the lights on. i know one thing, though, i would be filing a class action lawsuit. i need electricity to stand up in the morning.
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imso much against the green energy i'm thinking about converting my legs to coal. i'm going to figure it out, i'm not doing electric anything. best joke i had for this one, okay, you better laugh. [laughter] [cheers and applause]. >> greg: do you know this bill is sponsored by the energy companies. >> johnny: yes. >> greg: it's because they know. i think it has a lot to do with the solar thing because they know solar isn't going to be ready so they need to build all these backup stuff and energy companies will still make money. that's what it is. >> johnny: a company looking to make money, how do you work with the california government to make money, they're capping what they charge. >> greg: that's true. >> elizabeth: get dylan mulvaney to represent. >> greg: there you go, talk about a transition. jamie i'm assuming there's energy in alaska. how much does like a month of whale bulbar burning cost? >> johnny: that's the energy solution right there.
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>> greg: burning whales. >> jamie: it is expensive, sometimes my heating bill -- this is the question i have about the story, i don't know the answer. in alaska my heat sometimes is a thousand dollars a month. that's how much it costs. so when they say fixed, right now that i moved to a town house where i have like a fixed heating bill because i live in alaska, all my windows are open right now. like it's a fixed bill. won't this be bad for energy, the people that abuse this now that they have a fixed rate and won't people pay more electricity because they have more high tech and stuff like that. aren't they already playing more? sliding scale in general i don't have a problem with this but this feels like socialism, right? i went to a theater once >> kat: what? >> jamie: she made a mistake she she asked me how much money do you make and i lied because she was hot and turns out she
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charges on a sliding scale. that's my thing if you go to a therapist don't pick one that's really hot because you feel like you want to impress her. she was like why do you think your marriage broke up, i said my wife wanted to sleep in a separate bed. she didn't think there was enough room for me, her and my penis. i was trying to impress a lady. >> greg: that's hilarious. did you have one of those sessions where you walked in with flowers behind your back. guess what i'm getting divorce and she has the security take you out? because that's how your life would be. >> jamie: basically. i did try. there's the thing like, don't you like your therapist? isn't there a word for it, like you tend to fall in love. >> greg: i don't know. i'm getting board >> kat: not that i know. >> johnny: i don't know a lot of big words. >> greg: up next, did he smell gnarly because people smoke like bob marley. safelite came right to us, and we could see exactly when they'd arrive
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♪ >> greg: should we get along with folks who wreak like chief and congress, sadly new york's sense of ekpunobi has non-pot heads pa turd. there was a time when the stench of your on wawas new york's trademark smell. they called it eww lemon. now it's the overpowering smell of weed. ever since it was decriminalized at nyc and other major cities in that matter its unmistakable odor has been present on every corner, not to mention every subway stairwell and bodega. on the bright side it tends to overpower the smell of gunfire. and as one new york post writer argues the city seems it's okay with the fact it's turning workers into zombies incapable of simple tasks like taking your starbucks order or prosecuting murderers. so should we have seen this coming? fact is the biggest trend these days is trashing age and
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location appropriateness. for example, i love a good drag queen performance but not in a school library surrounded by confused kids and their stupid parents. drag queen shows belong in the right place on a glass table in bill hemmer's office. it's the same with weed at a rave or beach it's fine knock yourself out no one cares but inside the elevator at your apartment building or at the movies, it's about as welcomed as john fetterman at pilot school. so maybe we start treating weed like we do with cigars, restrict them to smoking lounges and white house interns. kat this is not a new york problem by the way. when you're a tourist first time when you're walking up the city it probably blows your mind how overwhelming it is. but this is, like, i think this might have to be the price of freedom, that there's some
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things people do -- smoking, the smell of smoke was my entire life from 1970 to 1985. that's all i could smell. because i was a smoker. kidding my family smoked >> kat: the guy who wrote this lives in new york and he said people in the restaurants he was in were high because weed was level. that right there proves he has no idea what he's talking about. because they've always been high. i worked in restaurants, i felt left out because i wasn't high at work. also there's no smell bad enough to justify locking someone in a cage for what they choose to put in their body, so that's not a tradeoff i'm willing to make. >> greg: yeah. i don't know how old you are jamie but i'm assuming it's north of 50. do you remember how everything, like, everything, like if you were into your dad's car, the ash tray, the smell, everything -- and you kind of got used to it and ended up looking forward to it because it
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meant daddy was coming home. >> jamie: oh, wow. that got really deep really fast. >> greg: yes. >> jamie: i like weed smoke smell better than cigarette smoke smell. i don't know if i'm the only one. it's crazy in the city. if i'm in times square walk outside smells tolly like marijuana. i walk out on the upper east side, totally smells like marijuana. i realize i'm smoking a joint. [laughter]. >> jamie: i got tricked, not making a joke, i didn't know what they were -- what they're talking about for anybody that doesn't live in new york, there's illegal marijuana places but there's also legal marijuana places, they don't look different. some are store fronts, it's hard to tell one from the other, and i went one if last night. i go what do you recommend? he goes this stuff will melt your face-off. and i go are you trying to get me to buy it or not buy it.
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i don't know, is that a perk. >> greg: it's true though. >> jamie: they have to reign it in though. i have a neighbor when i lived in my apartment in alaska, when i walked in one day he said hey if you ever need weed my brother sells weed cookies. i was like cool does he sell anything else you sell at the store? does he have access to molson bottles? i like the regulation because it's regulated. >> greg: that's why legalization is better than decriminalization for that reason. joey, i would rather take -- i find the pot at times accurate and overpowering but at the same time i'll take it over poop or pee any day >> kat: bold stance. >> greg: it is a bold stance thank you. >> johnny: i used to stay on 46th and i had to walk past a homeless man's urinal, the steps of a church, every single day to get to work. you're exactly right. i come from the south, we're
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easing into some things but pot should have been legal a long time ago. legalize it regulate it. it's hard for me to understand a culture that full ifly accepts alcohol and prescription drugs and demonizes marijuana. maybe that's the most hippie thing about me, i'll accept that ti'm pretty much a ca smudgen otherwise but the idea this is what's making people zombies. no, that's public schools man [laughter] [cheers and applause]. >> greg: amen. amen. liz you were lighting up in the green room. >> elizabeth: yeah, sure was. yeah nthe bathroom. >> greg: yeah, pretty impressive. >> elizabeth: that's why i'm wearing this weird collar. >> greg: but it is [laughter]. >> greg: it's about location appropriateness. it's kind of like we don't mind it, but it's weird when things happen in places that they aren't supposed to. >> elizabeth: yeah, i love the
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smell of pot in the city i don't care really. but when i'm walking by a construction site that smells like pot or, you know, the park. by the way you're not allowed to operate heavy machinery on advil but you can on pot? so what i really don't like is when the parking garage guy loses my car. i'm like i can go to jones beach at a concert and lose it myself smoking a joint. here's the problem, it's probably going to hasten the onset of robots because of all these people thattent waked minimum wage hikes now they're spending that money on pot. it is kind of annoying to have to repeat yourself at the starbucks ba reef a, not that i'm hoity-toity but it is the fifth time, okay, latte. >> greg: i didn't even think about the fact when you're talking parking garages, those guys really boring job. >> elizabeth: it's like 2:00 in the morning, whatever 1:00 in morning and you want to get your car. >> greg: yeah, that's bad
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>> jamie: it's the wrong drug. they shoulding doing like meth. you should pick a drug that helps you. >> greg: exactly. exactly. coming up, we take a cold hard look at kat's new book. with two max-strength pain relievers. ♪ so you can rise from pain like a pro. icy hot pro. weeds... they have you surrounded. take your lawn back with scotts turf builder triple action! gets three jobs done at once - kills weeds. prevents crabgrass. and keeps it growing strong. get a bag of scotts triple action today, it's guaranteed. feed your lawn. feed it.
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♪ >> greg: she's skinny and white but boy can she write. [laughter] [cheers and applause] >> greg: it's the book spawned by our favorite angry blond. that's right kat's very first book, you can't joke about that, comes out tomorrow. the first book to have a spine wider than the woman who wrote it. and if you don't bee a copy you're dead to all of us. so join us, the author and box of toothpicks turned into a woman by whip craft, kat timpf! [cheers and applause] i oh, baby.
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>> greg: congratulations ons this magnificent book. >> elizabeth: >> thank you. >> greg: i want to say anybody in the building at fox, you know who reads it and who doesn't because the people who contact you read it. because if you get the book and you read it, they have to call you >> kat: about chapter five. >> greg: yeah, about chapter five. chapter five, i don't president to get into it here because it's basically about an incredibly graphic medical emergency >> kat: a medical situation. okay so we're not getting into it? >> greg: i talk about a lot of the things in the book, the nights struggling, i talk about the nights i spent on a bus, i talk about breakups and my mom dying then chapter five which was an emergency surgery i had in 2020 and told nobody about and was on television throughout with the bag. and reason i didn't tell anybody is because i didn't want
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everybody to get all weird like they are now. because i was already feeling weird enough and i wanted to be able to joke around with it but i felt so real but i realize so many things in life are like that tragedy wise. because the exact rules we put in place to try to protect people in situations, it makes it a lot harder. so i just didn't tell people and i came to work and it was reversed. there was a lot of complications and blood involved but it was on january 6th. yeah. i had a worse one that adam kissinger. >> greg: you had a worse one than aoc. >> yeah, every time i see her crying about it i'm like you i can beat you. why even talk about it on tv but you can read to it. >> greg: she gets into great detail jamie, i know you're into take stuff. >> i can't wait to cookle so i
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know what you're talking about. i learned what it is as i'm being wheeled into surgery it's basically [bleep]. i have a reverse now not to brag, all my intestens are inside. but any -- just you made me feel better because you were like, kat, this is your vietnam. and you were like the first person to make me laugh about it and that was what i really needed. i didn't want people to go oh, no, are you okay? no. >> greg: the reason why this chapter fits so naturally in with the book is because it proves the point >> kat: yeah. >> greg: i don't know how i would have handled that situation, even though i'm just, you know, a few years older than than you. >> jamie: >> kat: yeah i was on the phone with my dad and he was like kat, i said dad everything you go through you're building a connection with everything everyone else has gone through
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too and then i realized what's the use if we can't talk about it. so that's why i wrote this book. i want everybody open to speaking and the healing power of humor and then we can also build connections with one another. >> greg: yeah, it's very good. [cheers and applause] >> greg: and, i mean, not for nothing, but, a, your books has an index, bi'm in it. >> yeah, he is in it. >> big news for me, i know you don't care. any other messages, this box actually has jam packed with like research scientific articles supporting your arguments about the healing power of humor basically. >> yeah, it's scientifically proven, everybody says strom i did equals tragedy plus time. except for the people actually going through tragic things. people suffering with terminal illnesses or are grieving, they say humor helps them in that moment and i'm so sick of the
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view that speech -- it's speech versus sensitivity. because it's not. you can see whatever you want, be as defensive as you want but also speech can bring us together. what is the look on your it. >> greg: i'm trying to thinking what joey's thinking. joey's like, congrats on the reversal. >> johnny: i'm just kind of pissed because by bag only had pea in it. >> greg: had one at the same time. >> johnny: i remember being alone in walgreens. >> kat: i will say anybody who says you can't joke about something is actually being actually harmful to situations because people are going through things need humor to heel, so -- >> greg: you're right, you're right. >> buy the book i want you to get it to number one on amazon
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movie sex scenes succeeds. jamie quintin tarantino says he doesn't put sex scenes in because they're not successful and everybody feels so tens. i think we should agree they shouldn't be in movies. >> jamie: i hate sex scenes in movies. my wife actually cut all the sex scenes out of our marriage. [laughter] >> jamie: just because. >> greg: oh, geez. that was good. should you just stop now? >> jamie: i think so. >> greg: yeah i think you should stop because that was good. you don't want to dull the shine of that joke with leak a mediocre follow-up. >> jamie: closing on that. >> greg: yeah. liz. don't you think sex scenes were designed by like horny producers to get the woman's clothes off in private and it was just a -- because nobody goes to movies to feel uncomfortable with other people. >> elizabeth: right. they're pretty cringy.
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it is intense. and i was thinking all of that but then i thought of the movies that had sex scenes and i realized i watched them all. like 50 shades of gray, show girl cringy, bad teacher justin timberlake cameron diaz. >> greg: you seem to watch a lot. >> elizabeth: i really cringed through a lot. >> greg: you cringed a lot. >> elizabeth: i was cringing a lot. >> greg: did you ever see ole yeller? that's crazy. i mean joey. >> johnny: he killed the dog. >> greg: he didn't want any witnesses. >> johnny: that's it. >> greg: it's like when you were at home and you were with your family and something comes on and you're watching, it's the worst. nobody needs it. it was like watching the brady bunch when they were in separate b beds. >> johnny: dick van dyke same thing. there's a whole genre i've seen
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those movies, too. it's okay, keep it divided. i can't think of a movie, maybe titanic, where the sex scene was really important. i like that he said if he ever did a movie where a sex scene wasness for a movie he would do it. and i like it because i started thinking quintin tarantino movies and i'm like no you just have to kill people. >> greg: you know one? rose mary's baby. kat can you think of one >> kat: i'm trying to think of a movie. i don't watch enough movies. >> johnny: history of violence. >> greg: history of violence? david's pretty graphic. >> johnny: i think that's the movie. >> greg: he did red eye you know. i don't know where i am. kat say something before i go away >> kat: i feel like you don't go to the movies to watch sex. that's on your computer [laughter] >> greg: that's so true.
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