security clearance to be able to attend some of those classified briefings with me. and these are people that have worked on the hill for years. but in order to get the clearance that i have -- >> neil: you have to crackdown, to your point. sorry to jump on you, senator, very good seeing you, sena senator deb fischer. here comes "the five." ♪ ♪ >> dana: hello, everyone, dana perino, judge jeanine hero, ella rivera, brian kilmeade. it's 5:00 in new york city and this is before. the biden administration facing another huge scandal at the border. while republicans lay into the man in charge of it, dhs secretary alejandro mayorkas hit with two brutal days of drilling on capitol hill with the questions getting downright personal at times.

watch. >> do you disagree with the head border control agent when he said the border is not secure? >> congressman, i have testified to that issue. >> you disagree with your chief of border patrol? >> i respectfully do in that regard. >> how long are you going to let this go on? >> congresswoman, let me assure you we are not letting it go on, we're fighting -- >> i reclaim my time, you are a liar. >> we are done, done, done with your lives to america. >> dana: also taking heat after a shocking report revealed the white house ignored repeated warnings about migrant children being exploited, forced to work under dangerous conditions in factories and slaughterhouses across america. republicans demanding answers on why they turned a blind eye. >> have you seen these numbers? these are reports of trafficking and abuse of migrant children. you can see a massive surge that begins to happen, when, oh, when you come to office in 2021. >> the horrific expectation of

children is something that we do not condone. you are incorrectly attributing it to our policies. >> this is a policy issue, i totally disagree with the secretary. he actually waved to the checks on the sponsors. this was their decision, their policy decision to waive the background checks on these sponsors. that is why the situation has occurred with these forced labor appearance before judge, talk about that because if you do not do a background check on the sponsor than on the back and you cannot then blame the republicans for that. >> jeanine: you know, the problem is when i was at the border about three years ago, dana, there was a woman there who was there to protect the children. she came to over and talk to me and she said to me, "there are people taking these children who are unaccompanied and we don't know who they are. they are not getting dna from the kids, they are not fingerprinting the kids. they are unaccompanied, and then they are given to people, we don't who they are." when i remember saying, that's

crazy. and how it is confirmed, if you read the article in "the new york times" i do hear what is going on, we've got a real problem at the border. it is not bad enough we have almost 4 million people, 400,000 who have criminal records that we know of in this country, and now we cannot even assimilate them because we have 2 million backlogged in the immigration court, and now we have this child abuse issue, which i believe they are complicit with because they were allowing it to happen. they are not identifying the children or the sponsors, they are just letting them go. who thinks the border is secure? nobody thinks the border is secure. and just today, there was a family, a grandmother, family of a grandmother and a 7-year-old, who were brought to the hearing and they wanted to know, why the grandmother and 7-year-old were killed in a chase by a smuggler as a result of, you know, these policies. this is all bad all the way around. >> dana: geraldo, one of the things that happens with these sponsors is that, sometimes,

they will then accept the child and then that child has to work off the debt, and to pay for room and board and things like that, and so what is happening is these children are then instead going to work in factories or overnight and they are not going to school and we know what that result in later on. >> geraldo: it is like indentured servitude from the medieval times. it's horrible. i'm not going to defend the biden administration at all on this. the border is out of control. the whole world wants to live in america. we need a wall. the sponsors of these children have to be vetted much more strenuously. it is horrific that a young child, boy or girl, is given to a stranger, who then puts the kid to work, and maybe even illegitimate work, sex work and so forth. i have to get past the distraction of marjorie taylor greene and the gross rudeness

that is not designed to elicit truth or to find some way out of this problem, but rather to show boat. this man, mayorkas, is the scapegoat of a problem that is endemic, it is institutional, it goes back to the trump administration and obama administration before that and then the bush administration before that. we need to control the border, but we have to understand the epic scope of this problem. the reporting, melujin and our other colleagues with the drones and so forth, it is undeniable now. you have to believe your eyes that this is a terrible, terrible problem that needs both parties working together in a bipartisan fashion to fix it. not grandstanding. not slandering the secretary -- >> kat: if i could just jump in. i think showboating is a major issue when it comes to, i mean,

the democrats also, right, because you are right, it is a massive issue and we need to get to the root causes of it. the democrats got that right by saying, okay, we need to get to the root causes of this, and then appointed kamala and that is pretty much all that happened other than a god billions of dollars for this and even an article in cnn, not e.r. fox news, cnn, from earlier this year said kamala talks about it only occasionally. if you want to be bad at your job, just work for the government. seeing these debates, did they know, not know, who in the country have a job where if something like this of a much smaller scale is going on, there would be debates over okay where you just very negligent or did you completely just not care about your job? we would be fired long before something like that. i feel this is something politicians are far more interested in winning arguments about who is worse and who's wrong then actually solving it and this is a major humanitarian issue. >> dana: i was going to ask

you, brian, about 322's performance. he is very good at dodging questions and the house republicans are saying they want to impeach him, of course, i don't think that is how it works in the senate though i was told today by mark green that may be because they never thought the president would go with them on the d.c. criminal rights bill that maybe they will be able to get democrats to go along with them on this. what do you think? >> brian: does anyone think the next mayorkas will be be better? >> dana: biden is the head -- he sets the policy. >> brian: exactly. he knows better come geraldo -- this is what is no mike it's me, the judge was knowing no mike looking at your notes as you were talking. >> geraldo: we were prom dates. >> dana: no one can read that handwriting. >> brian: i say to myself, thomas homan said mayorkas knows better, knows exactly what to do it is choosing not to end for him to go against his border patrol and came out and said the border is not secure, he is going against his own border

patrol chief, have to disagree, you have to disagree watching come of the border patrol chief is 100% right, in fact he underplayed it. i say to myself all the time, is this the policy? the story comes out about susan rice, backed up by five people, calling the shots behind the scenes more than we will ever know, the story written about the biden administration will talk about her, rice vented in a note that she scribbled in a memo detailing the position of advocates who believe that a pandemic-era border closure was compelling parents to send unaccompanied minors for the border. really? she goes, this is b.s. what is leading to voluntary separation is our generosity to the unaccompanied minors. so, she knows the policy of come one, come all, is causing all the kids to come, we send them into our country, if they stack up, like trump, they are abusing kids, they have to quickly disperse them to sponsors who are qualified or vetted who get money for taking kids they don't

care about. >> geraldo: can i add one thing? i don't disagree with anything you said, but why not prosecute some of these employers? when was the last time you saw prosecution for child labor exploitation? when was the last time you saw, you know, one of these meat-packing plants or poultry processing plants, where the owners prosecuted -- >> brian: the very last leg. first you attract them, then you let them come in, then stay, then get a nike outfit and a bus trip to any city you want and a hotel to stay in and then food and then the idiots and the criminals come in and suck them out and then put them into sponsors -- >> jeanine: here is the difference. i want to prosecute the pedophile, absolutely, but more important than that i don't want the children delivered to the pedophile, and that is the problem. >> dana: we have a couple seconds here. on the idea they would try to impeach mayorkas, is it a waste of time? should they spend more time on

the biden piece? >> jeanine: you know what, it is not going to happen. if they have the votes in the senate, that would be great, but i think it is important to -- i think it is important for them to be able to say, look, we don't buy what you are saying and whether they call him a liar, whatever, he is not telling the truth. the border is not secure. for money and people coming through is not secure. these are historic numbers. right now there are 40,000 waiting in far as to come across as soon as 42 is down. >> geraldo: don't forget in panama where there is 1200-1500e citizens dressed like they are ready for suburban america to come to our country, what are they up to? >> dana: i've got to see that video. i had a smart, but i'm going to swallow it. up next, aoc bashing cops despite anarchy on the streets in liberal cities. ♪ ♪ findings show

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♪ ♪ >> brian: been a wild week of anarchy and democratic cities, mobs taking over the streets, destroying property, beating up innocent bystanders, police officers powerless to stop it. >> [bleep]! [bleep]! [bleep]! [bleep]! >> brian: shocking, right? we've got more security footage showing a man with 11 prior arrests brutally smashing an unsuspecting officer in the head with a bottle. so, naturally, squad leader aoc thinks it's a great time to

attack the police. >> eric adams has just increased police wages by 28%. is that misplaced? >> i think so. we are now at a point where, if there officially, most officers are paid more than a teacher with a master's degree serving the same kids involved in these same incidents. when we are taking all of those resources and demanding that every single department except the militarized one be cut, we are sending a message about who and what we care about. >> brian: it turns out, cops are the only people aoc doesn't want to get paid more. >> members of congress, retail workers come everybody should get a cost-of-living increase to accommodate for the changes in our economy. >> any person who thinks a $15 minimum wage is the crazy socialist agenda is living in a dystopian capitalist nightmare. giving these folks a dollar an e

it. >> want to act like wages have been going up and not touching them to inflation, not attacking them to the cost of living. >> brian: they want to give cops a raise, first time since 2017, to over 15,000, for a rookie come to the one of the hardest jobs in america and judge, the teachers make 65,000, coming out of college, teachers against cops, we don't want to do that, but she is doing that. life on the line. >> jeanine: you said it. you don't want to create a problem. i don't know a teacher who straps on a gun and says "i don't know if i'm coming home tonight." first of all, the starting salary for police officers, we are talking nypd, is 42,500. for teachers, it is 68,000. right there, we've got $26,000 difference. teachers work nine months a year and get every holiday off, all right? aoc is accusing, defunding

safety come if you consider giving money to the police. she is out of her mind. i don't how much attention the woman needs, but i mean, she is the one that wore the "tax the rich" dressed to the gala. in the end, what we've got is a woman and a whole group of them who do not understand the fundamental role of police in a civilized society. >> brian: cat, do you understand her point of view? that she make sense to you? >> kat: i don't think she is getting enough credit for just how little sense she is making. i really don't. because i am somebody who i always come accountability for police is important, it is possible for police to abuse their powers, that is the fourth amendment in the constitution, our founding fathers understood that. you know, the end of my book is actually "psa, you also have the right to not speak" and instructions for accounted know my my encounters with police officers because that is possible. i believe she fancies herself to be somebody who stands up for these things. she actually literally makes no

sense at all. the clip you showed missed my favorite part of this interview, i'm going to read it right now. "i have to go into my district every single day watching people get treated far worse for doing far less and you know it is like this red carpet that gets rolled out for trump, you heard one person you get ten years in prison, but if you hurt millions of people, you get your name on a building." let's just take the hurting out of it. that name was on that building before either i or aoc were even born. so, what is she talking about? also, he paid for it. i don't understand why -- how does it make it less safe to give police more money? these things don't connect and make sense, regardless of what your views are. a does not go to b. i don't understand how she is heralded as this was for police reform when she makes such little sense. democrats, cori bush, she says defund the police -- she pays for private security but she is a progressive even though that is literally the anarcho capitalist model for policing. i think these people consider

themselves these mouthpieces for police reform, safety of cities, definitely, injustice, but also police reform as a cause because it makes it so laughable, this is completely senseless. >> brian: dana, the police did not get a raise. they had not had no contracts in 2017, they got a 20% raise. >> dana: thank goodness. she does not understand the recruitment, the retirement -- yes, and also, she has an economics degree? i mean, come on. kat just lay that out. and understand what she wants to be in congress because she does not actually seem to want to meet and talk with anybody, so we have been doing crime stories for a long time. i don't think she has ever commented on one of the victims and a lot of them are women, and right here in her district. there is no comment on it. i don't know what she wants to actually do except to say things that don't make sense and that hurt the democrats.

i know she is very popular, probably raises a lot of money for the democrats, but she is a cost negative for them, in the end. >> geraldo: i'm not sure about that because i think she is -- her popularity is very important in an aspirational way for young latinos, particularly, but i think young people in that district, queens, bronx district, i know so well. she, i think, says things that are very inflammatory at times because she wants to make an impact, but i want to go back -- >> dana: with the impact? >> geraldo: the impact i'm a bring attention the fact that teachers are underpaid, for ins. why don't teachers get a 28% raise? >> jeanine: they already made more. >> geraldo: rookie nypd officer, i am very proud of her. i love cops, i want cops to get the best wage they can possibly get. they are the front line, the thin blue line between

civilization and anarchy. be careful what you wish for. love who they voted for in chicago. brandon johnson. who is brandon johnson? the mayor elect of chicago. he is an extremely progressive people's republic of china, the oh, they voted him in as the next mayor in a city where you can see the anarchy unfolding. go back to extolling the virtue of cops, embracing cops, and law and order. these punks should get punished. you should -- the remedy to this is 100 cops. >> jeanine: we already know that. but here is the thing, she can't even stand up for women in her district. that is a female police officer who got slug with someone with 11 priors. >> brian: know what he said? god told him -- >> jeanine: whatever he said, i don't give a darn, what he did, that's it, prosecute. >> kat: and when someone else interferes, that violence, should not be difficult to say you care about crime victims.

>> brian: a thousand down in the l.a.p.d. is not the time -- >> dana: why doesn't she talk about the fact that kids can't read at grade level? how about those victims? >> jeanine: so, in the end, who does she care about? >> brian: that has been a therapy session for all of us. meanwhile, let's take a timeout. coming up, what's the matter? president biden's epa is in the hot seat. epa director is in the hot seat over there push to make you buy pricey electric cars. i don't know why that was so difficult for me to say. ♪ ♪

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administration is going ban crazy, all for the green agenda, and the next chapter in their climate crusade is gas cars. biden's epa chief is getting grilled before congress over a plan to push expensive tvs on americans, which will force two-thirds of all new cars to be electric within the next ten years. >> there are 22 ev charging stations in 34 counties. 22. less than one per county. by taking that narrow-minded approach, you are not only leaving biofuels behind, but you are leaving rural america behind, as well fear to about four and a half-hour drive across my district, big district, there are only 100 ev charging stations. speak with a proposal. we are going through a public comment period. we are engaging with our automobile manufacturers and you all in congress to be sure that what we finalize is not

punitive. >> kat: even moderate democrat joe manchin is bashing biden's plan as a trojan horse to increase dependence on china >> absolutely ridiculous they are going to force the public and the market to go in that direction. it might not be ready to go to. we should bring manufacturing back and make sure we are doing it here in america and building our own batteries and cars in america. well, just go ahead and outlaw and rule out -- that's crazy. >> kat: it is funny, coming from him, dana. >> dana: shameless beer i think the shamelessness of joe manchin here is because he is up for reelection and down by what is it, 20-40 points? it is down by a lot. he is in reelection trouble, i guess he is running again, i don't think it is confirmed but he plays this game and he tries to become i am the guy, trying to bridge all of these gaps, but he was the one who voted for the inflation reduction act, even though he knew it would be terrible for west virginia, so

he played the game and he is trying to thread this really wild needle and he can't do it. the thing about the electric cars issue, a few things, one, we have already established they are unaffordable and because they are unaffordable, the government says, a whole bunch , which means all of us are paying for people who are rich enough to buy the cars that are on sale right now. china, okay, that is a huge issue, that is where the minerals are coming from, and also the battery stuff. human rights issues. we were just talking about that in the a block. the problem in our country, where do you think people are getting minerals? the amazon, i thought they were concerned about the amazon come apparently not. they have social conflicts, the grade cannot handle it, i could go on and on fear of the problem i think all of this is i remember when i was not even the white house press secretary come i think i was junior bird men at white house council of environmental quality, there was a push to do this on light bulbs, and i remember since then, maybe 2003 committee every time peter went to the

store, i say, get more light bulbs, and we are just about to run out of our supply over the years. it is a real shame because what happens is what progressives want is they don't want it all at once, they want a little bit and then over time within 20 years that is what happens. the problem for biden is he wants to make -- speed this up so quickly. all of us want cleaner air, we all want that, but we want to do it in a way that is sustainable, that does not ruin the economy and give china a pass. >> kat: wright, brian, i hate when the debate is framed as they don't care about the air being clean, as if we don't all breed air. how is it going to be possible to have two-thirds cars be evs by -- >> brian: the average electric car is 63,000. i talked to the guy from the ceo of ford. he basically said yeah, i will do what you want, but i can't make the batteries because we are not allowed to get the lithium, the kobold.

china, china controls the congo so you give these people soup spoons and send them into the mountains to scoop out rare earth and then four, six, eight, nine years old to make the batteries so you can dry an electric car that is plugged in and fueled -- it is not practical, but you put the automobile companies in a impossible situation. a lot of them are just failing. in the far east and japan they are using hybrids, they want to have options. go for a hybrid car, don't force people to make electric cars. the batteries cost $25,000 per year after what, five years, $25,000 into a used car, are you crazy? >> kat: i would love for somebody to try to tell you to buy a car you don't want to buy and be there and watch. >> jeanine: here is the problem. it is not just ignoring the fact that we have the ability to keep

our gas powered cars. i mean, we have the products here in america. manufacturing as well as the oil. but the amazing part of it is this administration is not just cuckoo, as far as i am concerned, as it relates to this. they need to understand that only 6% of the cars that were sold in 2022 were ev cars. americans don't want this. and what they are doing is there putting china in a position of power over us because they are going to be creating the batteries. they are going to be the ones who are going to be in a position to say, you can have this many or can't have that many. we already know the batteries cannot be repaired. it is going to cost more to ensure those batteries. and the other piece of it, you know, we keep talking about clean air. we are empowering china to build more call plans to make these batteries. it is not like we are not breathing that air, ultimately, like oh, china, only you brief this era, america, you are safe -- baloney! >> kat: yeah, going from 6% to

two-thirds, i'm not a math guy, geraldo, but that seems to be a completely impossible. it is not that people don't like clean air, many people can't afford this at a technology isn't there. it is just not possible. >> geraldo: it is such a layered conversation. i think we should start with something we all agree, i think, at this table, that we should have vastly more nuclear energy in this country. we generate electricity with nuclear, clean nuclear power. we have to bring it back. the technology is far better than it was in the 1960s and '70s. it is safe. it is not chernobyl, it is not . and safe, importantly. secondly, i think evs are inevitable. we are going that way. you cannot stop it. the price is much more reasonable than it has been, for instance, a chevy volt, which was 41,000, the standard model,

is now 33,000 because of dramatic price cuts and everyone that makes these evs including tesla, major price cuts. $7500 rebate is only for u. u.s.-made evs. i think it is inevitable. i think we need charging stations everywhere. this shouldn't be rural counties getting discriminated against. progress is our most important product. >> dana: would you put your 16-year-old daughter and a chevy bald? >> geraldo: sure, she drives a mini now. a bolt is not a bad car. >> dana: you have the bentley. >> jeanine: how much does your bentley way? >> geraldo: might bentley weighs more than three -- >> kat: i will probably never be able to answer that question on behalf of myself. coming up, bill barr calls out the shocking truth about woke culture. >> brian: we all have homer's. ♪ ♪

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♪ ♪ >> jeanine: bill maher hitting the woke left with another dose of reality, the liberal comedian pointing out this hard truth about today's democrat party and who gets canceled. >> nobody ever gets counsel for being too woke, so you can see the craziest thing, like men can have babies, and even th people are thinking, well, that's kind of nuts, nobody will say it, they will just fall in line. exactly, that is what i've always thought, sure. i saw a dude who was glowing yesterday. and that's the problem. >> totally insane. >> cowardice. >> jeanine: speaking of being

too woke, joe biden's education secretary refusing to define what a woman is. >> can you please define for me what is a woman? >> our folks at the deferment provide legal access. >> what does hhs say a woman is? >> kat: of the bit a part of education, have access to public education. >> you are not going to answer my question. >> jeanine: head of the department of education. geraldo, what are they hiding? >> geraldo: they are hiding the fact that this should be a biological question, not a political question. biology says that the vast majority of men have penises. the vast majority of women have reproductive organs. not all, and there should be exceptions for the 1% of whatever it is. or accommodations.

but i think -- and distinct indistinct [laughter] i think we have to get over the abject terror that that question raises. the fact that the education secretary could not, even as haltingly as i am now, describing the distinction between men and women,e shldi don't know, i only in charge of. >> jeanine: all right, brian, maher right? can the left to get away with anything people on the right get canceled? >> brian: i think there is a huge lane for democrats like bill maher. i think it is opening up. andrew cuomo is doing on the radio and he sees it. he is pointing out the lunacy in these positions. they cannot be backed by fact or logic. democrats are smart, they will

start picking out their lane. no one is going to say bill maher is a conservative but they can say he is logical, and he is showing logic. i heard andrew cuomo the other night on the radio. whether he believes it or not come he is showing logic when it comes to crime and what have you. i think that lane is opening up. it would be better for the country, a logical debate instead of i have no problem having ufc fighter who is pretend to be a woman, fighting man, split open their skull, and what is happening in sports, destroying what is going on with swimming and everything else. i just think there is a logical element to it and bill maher is aggravating all democrats by saying things like this and he has widening of his audience as is piers morgan. >> jeanine: dana, how long do you think it will take, if there is an ultimate separation, for example, women sports, and a separate lane for trans women sports, how long do you think it will take before the left calls this segregation? >> dana: well, i think they are refusing -- even just by

refusing to answer the question, they know the answer, they refused to answer it because again, let's go back, it is not just that in front education secretary. he works for joe biden. this is a policy preference from the president of the united states. he doesn't want the question answered. they are the ones who put up the guidance the other day that they want to change basically girl sports and say, well, they left it a little wishy-washy so that individual schools can figure it out. that is not leadership. that is not a compromise. it is a total cop-out. everything i would point out is j.k. rowling, she has been a stalwart supporter of women, so hbo is about to roll out this new "harry potter" series and they are being flooded with all of these comments. is she going to be involved? well come to hbo's credit, they are sticking by her and saying, she wrote the books. we have been in business with her for 20 years, yes, she is going to be involved. companies -- if you stand up to it, maybe it will end. in kat's book, i know you're going to talk about your book,

you talk about this, being able to say what is just the truth without worried about getting canceled. >> kat: i do when i talk about how this current status of things is not good for anyone. if you are most important issue, let's say you are a trance rights activist, you shouldn't like this, either, because as we saw with geraldo and with me, at times, people in government, when you bring this up, people are like, i hope i don't say something wrong, and that is not how people learn to understand each other and have real conversations because just because you feel like, oh, you can't say that, people are still going to think it. you can't legislate people's heads. >> brian: there used to be race. black-and-white, now we're talking about gender. talk about gender now, it's crazy. >> kat: well-intentioned conversation should be allowed, as long as the intentions are good, let's talk to each other, let's get to know each other, we can all get along. >> jeanine: "the fastest" is up next.

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♪ ♪ >> geraldo: welcome back. time for "the fastest."

first outcome of the white house has just been breached. by a toddler. secret service picking up the pint-sized intruder after he somehow squeezed his little body through the fence. perhaps the little rascal heard it was naptime at the white house. i didn't write that. [laughter] how would you feel if your little grandchild got into the white house grounds? >> jeanine: ... i would think -- obviously, this is a situation where the family was there. maybe they were in line trying to do something and the toddler got away. you know, in today's day and age, don't take your eyes off the tile there, but that's me. >> brian: the problem is they made the fence too high and didn't realize they also made it, i believe, 5 inches further apart. they weren't thinking, what if a toddler once in? and why don't these people -- >> dana: or kat. >> kat: they weren't thinking

what if a toddler -- is that an impeachable offense? >> brian: a stiff morning and a fine. >> geraldo: and a diaper change possibly. >> kat: i am surprised this toddler does not have a youtube channel already. >> geraldo: wait, wait, wait. dana, how would you have handled this as white house press secretary? >> dana: i would invite the parents in. have a real strong, stern talking to. just kidding. look, i think the great thing for this kid is this will be a story they tell for the rest -- >> geraldo: ever and ever. up next, if you're like me, you probably have thousands, tens of thousands of photos of your family, your dog, this, that, and the other thing, on your phone that you just cannot get rid of. that you might be guilty of digital hoarding. the average american has at least 40 apps in boxes stuffed to the gills with thousands of unread emails. 60% say they never delete any pictures or videos. are you guilty? >> kat: okay, i have maybe 40,000 photos of my cat sleeping on my phone.

i have actually tens of thousands of unread emails. i was super into mindfulness for a while when i was going through a wrong time so i have a lot of, but what if i need them again? what if i flirt with buddhism again? where are all of my buddhism apps? i would say the answer is yes. >> geraldo: do you delete? >> dana: i delete a lot. i have some tips. zero messages in my inbox. i try to get there every sunday. >> geraldo: really? >> dana: if summit has 45,000 emails unread, first of all, that means you have zero because it is not possible. the other thing is, once a month, i go and i look and i make myself go back and i delete any duplicate pictures of percy sleeping or something and try to clean it out. >> geraldo: do you? >> jeanine: i have loads of everything. periodically i try to get rid of some of the apps. like you, maybe i'll need it. it depends, in the spring, spring cleaning, i will go through this and get rid of pictures. >> geraldo: i have all of these apps i don't how to use

anyway. >> brian: for a while we were on the family plan, so i got everybody's apps. i'm like, what does that mean? turns out it is venmo. >> jeanine: get rid of it. >> dana: as a dad, you definitely -- >> geraldo: "one more thing" is up next. ♪ ♪ lomita feed is 101 years old this year and counting. i'm bill lockwood, current caretaker and owner. when covid hit, we had some challenges . . see if your business may qualify. go to getrefunds.com. how to grow more vibrant flowers: step one: feed them with miracle-gro shake 'n feed.

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♪ >> dana: time for "one more thing." geraldo with the worst music choices of the day. you go. >> geraldo: i just have these esoteric preferences. so we have so much bad news about refugees and immigrants and all the debate over that. this story involving my translator from afghanistan, translator from afghanistan, you remember when i saw him for the first time with his family. arrived. fox helped get him out of kabul when the taliban was

knocking on his hotel door. he got out. great shape. he is working hard

from arizona. hires steve to work at one of her food trucks. now, bear with me on this. okay? little did she know they would cook up a special relationship together. get that? the two were nuts, get it? for each other and four years later decided to pear pear for life? they exchanged vows saying olive for i love you very much. and they are now together for eternity. >> dana: you are probably very lucky gutfeld is not here. brian? >> brian: 72 years ago we saw goodbye to general mccart you are. remember this famous final line.

>> old soldiers never die. they just fade away. >> brian: he also predicted that red china would be a problem we should have finished them off in the 1950s. >> kat: get my book. i'm doing shows in d.c. and chicago. chicago is april 30th. hear from chapter 5. >> dana: she nailed it. all right. congrats, kat. that is it for us. "special report" is up next. >> bret: maybe kat should be on the panel. >> dana: are you inviting her? >> kat: i would love to. >> bret: get her book. thanks, dana. breaking tonight, a potential bombshell in the hunt for biden investigation.