. >> that's all that's left of those beer cans. >> i saw a chunk of them fly over there. and then we just found a piece of it back over on the other side of the house. incredible. >> laura: a great tribute to bud light. couldn't have been done any better in yocum, texas. ♪ [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: hey girl, welcome, welcome to another episode in the season finale of america. i'm jimmy failla in for greg gutfeld. we're not sure what the king of late night is up to but the way things are going in this country he may have just gotten a job

modeling women's yoga pants, for all we know. yeah, in another time a biological man like greg couldn't have been hired to model women's clothes but he probably could model children's clothes at his height, let's be honest. of course we bring up children because disneyland which once considered itself the happiest place on earth is continuing its continuing quest to become the wokest place on earth. check it out. they just announced its first lgbt pride night in an effort to clap back across the country against ron desantis in an ongoing culture world against what the left says is a don't say gay bill. of course like every other story the don't say gay is a fan say. it didn't say don't say gay on any of the first six pages or the expanded bill. it just said you can't talk

about the sexual identity of children because growing up we had a word who wanted to talk sex with little kids they were called pedestrian files. and desantis pulled that out of the classrooms not because he hated gay or trans kids because he hated sexual icing little kids. you know who else didn't like talking about sexual icing little kids or saying they were trapped in the wrong body? little kids. circle gets the square. no one was asking to go for a ride on snow white and the seven genders. nope. no little boy wanted to be peter pan sexual. no, ma'am. and no little girl was asking to dress up as a princess named cinder fellow. this only happens when woke parents force their politics on children the way disney's work board is forcing their politics on parents. they're trying to clap back against their own straw man argument that desantis band gay people. hello nobody's ever been to key

west thinks florida band gay people. yo, south beach is so gay they have a pride month for straight people. disney claims they're carrying on with this event in the name of inclusion. we know that's a scam, because if disney really cared about including as many people as possible they wouldn't charge 120 bucks to get in. you know? thank you. stop it. last i checked the prices were keeping out a lot more kids than the pronouns disney. nope this pride night is a way for disney to score points with woke culture warriors while doing what it does best, ripping off parents. take it from a guy who knows, i took my son to disney in 2012 when i was a cab driver. couldn't get food because we didn't have a co-signer but we had a good time. when i got done turning tricks behind space mountain my credit card was level. sorry if i hit home for a few

people. thought some of you fellows looked familiar. about you the point is disney doesn't care about insolution because they have the most exclusion area prices of any theme park on the planet. and don't let them pretend they care about gay people because disney streaming service does business in over a dozen countries that criminalize gay activity. for real. this is a company that calls desantis a homophobe while they squeeze every last dollar they can where gay behavior is punishable by fines prison sentences and hard labor. and not the type of hard labor chadwick offered me in the green room either. disney makes plenty of money in said rain which treats it with chemical castration and yemen it's punishable by death. not to mention disney cruise lines starts at 38 hundred bucks a person to sale to antigua dominica and saint martin where

two guys kissing will not have a happy ending. well it might but they'll get arrested if they get caught in the act. so disney -- keep up with the group. so, yo, disney how about instead of hollering about don't say gay you don't say anything. because it may be a small world after all but it's a huge double standard if your case girlfriend. and i know desantis' republican rivals are criticizing him for taking away disney's special tax privileges and joking about building a prison next to the park. the exploitation of gender identity it now includes grades 4-12 unless it is taught in a pre productive health lessen. we can argue whether desantis is taking this too far but let's not forget where it started. a governor stood up to the outrage mob and the biggest cooperation in the state saying he wouldn't let anyone sexual eyes kindergarten kids. they tried spinning that into

some sort of homophobia even a bit of transphobia with zero supporting evidence. you know the old saying when you have the facts you pound the facts but when you have nothing you pound the table. woke corporations like disney have been pounding the table but the joke is nobody asked them to. are kids going to grow up to be sexual beings some day? sure they are. especially if r. kelly can help it. i'm like how is he not a bail risk by the way? he believes he can fly, you know what i mean? but seriously disneyland is where you go to escape adulthood even when you're adult. which is why this parent thinks desantis is all the way right for pushing back on the left's obsession with sexualizing little kids. just because families like toy story doesn't mean disney should be trying to give our kids a woody. ♪ >> period! >> jimmy: let's welcome

tonight's guests. she knows markets better than a wuhan bat. fox business anchor lauren simonetti in the house! [cheers and applause]. >> jimmy: freddie mercury is gone but he will rock you. editor of the spectator, chadwick moore. [cheers and applause]. >> jimmy: if ticket sales were beer his would be bud light. comedian joe devito. we love him, we love you. stop, stop. the staff put me up to that. you know i love you. and cops used to throw the book at her but now she's a best selling author. dam right she is. fox news contributor kat timpf is here for the win. bang. chadwick i will go to you first girlfriend. >> chadwick: why would you choose me first? >> jimmy: for a second speaking as a gay man, take politics out of this for a second, explain why this is all the left's fault. >> well, the reaction is just so

stupid and pathetic. disney has had gay days for like ever. so now they're going to say we're adding a gay night to stick it to you desantis, and it's not even at the florida park it's at the one in california. >> jimmy: and i feel like it is a such a straw man argument i'll come to you the kat, we have tons of gay friends, okay, and we don't ever want a world where they don't feel accepted or included but don't you feel like pride is now an f you to people who didn't have an issue with pride >> kat: disneyland is where you go to escape adulthood even when you're an adult. that's not true. that's the bar. [laughter] >> kat: that's alcohol. i mean, i think it's strange when adults go to disney as a recreational activity. i've said this many times and everybody who gets upset at me for saying it proves my point. let's go to your bachelorette

party in disneyland we can drink around the world or for the same price you can drink around the actual world. like let's go to europe. chadwick like you said, this is not new. it's like pride if you want to -- like, okay, that's fine. >> jimmy: if you were a disney shareholder, you're a business person, when it comes to this conflict and this manufactured culture war would you make like princess elsa and let it go? >> lauren: well, it's not being let go. >> jimmy: i know. >> lauren: at the movie theater. strange world, my four year old, his friend had a birthday party there and parents actually cancelled when they found out the movie they were showing because the crush in it, the gay crush. that was supposed to be a block buster. it failed big time. two movies disney put out last year tanked because they're pushing these values on americans who are saying, yeah, i'll teach my child this when i'm ready. i'm not going to take them to like the theater and have them

be introduced to concepts they're not ready for. i think people going to the park don't care that much because they're will to spend an arm and a leg and have fun and escape but guess what pride night you have to pay more for, it's $140 and it's ticketed. so there is a separation there. so as a shareholder i think you can sort of ignore it. where you can't ignore it is if desantis wins in this fight and some of the perks disney has had for decades gets pulled away. >> jimmy: i would love to see that because it would encourage other corporations to chill out. >> lauren: do you want to prison next to walt disney world? that would be amazing, said nobody ever. >> jimmy: joey d, would you care more about this story if you were tall enough to get on the rides? [laughter] >> joe: well, for your information, i like the it's a small world ride because the singing dolls are the same size as me. [laughter] >> joe: i dated one for four years but she kept singing the song in the bedroom.

it was very awkward. first, charging an arm and a leg. ableist! >> jimmy: cancelled simonetti, cancelled. >> joe: i don't mind this, it's an easterning event i think it might be just for adults. you can bring kids? well, i don't mind a pride night, a pride day, a pride dusk, i have usuals with a pride dusk. i don't care for that. but if you take away the children aspect of disney it's creepy it's weird. look at the, caers, you have the duck family running around pantsless. mccarthy duck is rubbing his ass in a roomful of coins very strange. >> jimmy: scrooge mccarthy duck was the first only fans. >> joe: goofy and pluto one's wearing a turtleneck the other has a collar and chains. it's very perfect verse. i don't like when people say say

what about straight pride. straight pride, take a look at my browser history and tell me what you see there that anyone should be proud of. >> jimmy: but let me ask you this, do you feel on some level i kind of alludeed to this earlier. there's this strong man argument being waged that the gay community is under attack when we are so far past, when you look at pop culture and who's successful and sit-coms, are they weaponizing, like hijacking this in a way to make it a point of contention when one wouldn't really exist. meaning we wouldn't care if gay kids go to disney world. that's a issue. >> chadwick: it's interesting because gen-z is the first generation to come of age after gay marriage, it's over. it's essentially over. yet we've raised this generation to feel like they need to be freedom fighters in some respect, at least keyboard freedom fighters. it's pathetic. they really have nothing strong that they're actually fighting

for it's just these silly little battles and they have to invent what's not there like in ron desantis's bill in florida, which is absolutely very straightforward and just don't say game. >> jimmy: total scam. >> total scam. >> jimmy: let me ask you this as a parent. they want to tell us we need to care more about the well-being of these children. but should anyone be lecturing us on the well-being of children when they're selling a 12-pound turkey leg? it's sick, and it's $32 for a turkey leg. >> lauren: that's why so many people are outraged by this. you save for vacation. you don't go to disney every year, unless you live in florida. this is your savings your plannings and you go and you have to explain things to your children and spend so much money for the food. >> and at no point on the way down do you focus on going on a ride called it's a small

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♪ >> jimmy: can the dinosaurs in congress comprehend that ai might be the end? the potential benefits and harms of artificial intelligence have been debated order this show before. we've examined its ability to create art, pass exams and seemingly do the impossible, like get joe devito laid. >> joe: what is going on?

i love devito. why are you doing this to me? we started out together. this is wrong. but as artificial intelligence grows so do decisions of lawmakers who say congress might not understand what's coming. >> you have members of congress who don't know how to log into zoom or facebook. and to have these kinds of really important debates about technology and our vulnerabilities you want people to understand what the technology is or isn't. >> i don't think congress is prepared intellectually but no doubt ai will be highly consequential. >> jimmy: no wonder they don't see our digital doomsday may be fast approaching if they don't know how to reset a wifi password. and if you think they understand chats, try having a convo with john fetterman. [laughter] [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: jimmy so silly. meanwhile elon musk a manuela

wear of ai's capabilities sat down with a mysterious man who doesn't age known as tucker carlson to discuss his own upcoming version of ai technology. >> a thing called proof gbt or a maximum truth seeking ai that tries to understand the nature of the universe. and i think this might be the best path to safety in the sense that an ai that cares about understanding the universe is unlikely to annihilate humans because we are an interesting part of the universe. >> jimmy: so elon is having his jurassic park moment. saying hey maybe we should stott breeding blood thirsty dinosaurs. hell, i'd be happy if we just stopped electing them [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: joey d i go to you first, what concerns you more elon is struggling to figure out ai or congress is trying to

figure out why their vcr is flashing 12:00. >> joe: what made me nervous is ai won't kill humans because he thinks we're interesting so if ai discovers npr we're doomed. >> jimmy: i love this. >> joe: this has got me nervous in the way that -- about two or three years ago when all the billionaires were like, where are we going to our own ships to mars and i thought what do they know is coming our way, they're leaving us here to clean up. i'm not that afraid to artificial intelligence because i've seen what natural intelligence has done and it's not impressive. i say let the robots take their shot? at least they won't be looting wal-marts and pooping in the street. >> jimmy: chadwick what should i be more worried about google's ai or my google search history. >> chadwick: we should all be worried about your google search history. it's that bad. i go back and forth between these stories too terrifying to read i don't even want to think

what it's capable and then i think no it's a burn of forbids and no one cares as much as they do about this stuff. elon musk about what he wanted to create sounded inspiring and impressive. he said he wanted to create an ai that was fundamentally concerned about the big questions of the universe and because we're an important part of the universe hopefully it won't want to destroy us. but then again the more it learns it might change its mind. we need like dog dna on that. >> jimmy: always happy to see you? ialways happy to see you and always thinks we're wonderful and god, so inject that into whatever he's planning. >> jimmy: that's funny. one of the things i learned is this could be devastating for the job market because ai could take a lot of jobs away. have people even contemplated the effects that may have on society if so many people are out of work. >> joe: you still need the human touch for therapists, for instance, journalists to decipher what's real, what's

fake, misinformation disinformation but you can't push it away and say it's not going to happen. it's the next technological revolution in the country and you have to embrace it. and we should all be lifted up because of it even though some of us might be eliminated. you have to think about ai because it is scary when you think about us versus them, man versus the robots that can take over, but it's really man versus man and i think that's what elon musk is getting at for the men that program the system. >> jimmy: i think that's the issue, because their concern is that it's very liberal, like microsoft and google larry paige said elon musk -- elon musk said he was worried and larry said he was specist. >> lauren: i didn't even know what that was. >> jimmy: who wants to live in a world where we're not the top of the food chain. do you know how [bleep] we are if we're not the top of the food

chain? back to her point, chatgpt famously said it would not miss gender our friend kaitlyn jenner to avert a nuclear war. that would be considered such an affront it would risk making the war happen. do you think it really means that or do you think it could convince chat gpt to misgender kaitlyn if they thought she was a republican >> kat: i actually think the second one is true. unfortunately this is not new. politicians making laws or controlling technology without knowing how to log into facebook. kind of reminds me of, i don't know, politicians wanting to ban ar-15s who think that stands for assault rifle even ifs. they make laws about things and issues that they don't know anything about all time. it's like if you or i come into work hungover it's like maybe we're a little slow, everything's fine. if they do it all our rights get

taken away. it should be talked about more than it is. i'm grateful though that ai could never have written my book. >> jimmy: there it is. there it is! >> kat: because a robot could never have a chapter 5. >> jimmy:. >> jimmy: love this. do you believe or believe with kat that they don't understand guns. i have a sneaking position jerry nadler thinks ar stands for arby's. but isn't she right to say the government does get involve where they don't understand, usually make things worse. isn't that covid in a nutshell. >> joe: any time you see a law named after someone it's usually a bad law. what you have is people who are going to appeal for emotion which is also bad, too. who knows maybe the ai will sort that out about you the problem is getting rid of that weird bias that seems to be baked into it right now depending who the creator is. all i know from my knowledge of history we lost our planet to

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♪ >> jimmy: a toddler slipped through a fence past heavily armed gents. but will biden's security change after a child wandered into sniffing range? [laughter] >> jimmy: you guys. on tuesday a toddler squeezed through a white house security fence and actually got onto the grounds near the north side of the building. which means we almost had two people speaking gibberish in the oval office. apparently the white house has spent $64 million since 2019 to

upgrade the fence, although i'm getting most that money actually went to ukraine, too. anyway the child was unharmed and they safely returned the boy to her parents. i wonder what old joe's got to say about this. >> no, no, no, look, that fence had a purpose, man. i like to slip through, i like kids for so many reasons, all right? i'm not a sicko like that dalai lama sticking out his tongue, i come in from behind, i go for the nape of the net, i'm a nape smeller, good feller. it's just kids and ladies i like to spell that's all but i can't do it in public anymore i get in trouble. i need a private place. i need a sniff skiff. [cheers and applause]

>> jimmy: go to best selling author kat timpf. are babies the new chinese bible >> kat: they might be. the security breach is disgusting. no, i don't know. what if i was being serious like he should be impeached for this. i think that i might be ready to be a mother because if you can just lose your baby in front of the president and get to keep it, then i'm going to be totally fine. [cheers and applause] >> joe: what have i been so worried about all these years. like i thought you had to actually always -- you don't even need to keep track of it. i'm getting pregnant tomorrow. >> jimmy: joey d you said in the green room they wered have water boarded the baby to make an example. why? >> i think it's because i confused water boarding with motor boating. . wow. >> this administration made for some offer -- did they get

competitive bidding for this project? because if there's one thing america knows how to do it's build a fence that keeps unauthorized people from secure areas. what's their slogan like? welcome strong enough to keep out a baby. [laughter]. >> i don't want to fault this kid but can't we run a current through the fence, like a little electricity or something. the kid got close he sensed there's diapers in there and he made his move. i don't fault him. he's a go get that are kid. >> chadwick has this baby inadvertently yield the way for joe and jim to file finally hang out with the stripper baby. >> i think it was meant to keep joe in if he's having a bad day. they spent $64 million on this fence and you can't have a way when tourists visit to get pictures of the white house without the fence of the way.

i don't know if you noticed that. millions of people come to see the house, $64 million. >> yeah, it's bananas, in the green room you said it was nice to see someone on their hands and knees in the white house besides monica lewinsky. >> joe: took the words right out have my mouth. in a blue dress. >> jimmy: oh, good call. is it not so insane, you want to believe that at least the white house were playing a little defense. clearly we're not. were we knee eve this whole time like in previous generations or is this new? >> lauren: this has happened several times before and because it happened so many times they decided to make the fence taller instead of wider, a little wider so the baby was able to get in but i really think this toddler just wanted his own press conference. last week the president was in ire lapped and he did give a

press conference to kids and now the babies want one, too. her said we're just going to go and get it. >> the parents said he just wanted to speak to the guy in the white house but xi jinping couldn't coming to the phone. let's have this talk shall we? collectively. have you ever felt we were living in a bigger laughing stock of a country than now? >> joe: no, the only good news is with trends continuing kids will be too fat to fit between the bar of the cage. it gives me an elliott gonzalez vibe. i guess children are easier for our security people to bring down now than some feisty cuban back in the day. we were invadeed by balloons and toddlers. i don't know how we could make it easier for people to penetrate the perimeter. they reallily told us when they

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♪ >> jimmy: the state of new york has a beef with any team named the chiefs. following a ruling by albany education harsh os which would be a cool name for a team. public schools in no, would be banned from using names like the

warriors chiefs red men or braves or lose school aid. most school names in new york city go by names like the defendants, the ex cons and the addicts. said one official, it's the right thing to do. our desire is to elevate people, not diminish them. unless they're old people, andrew cuomo already elevated them to heaven. that was for you janice dean, we'll never let it go. this despite the fact that residents of one company said their school's indian name is about honor not disrespect. truth be told the whole exercises pre tends those who care about indigenous people to care feel good about themselves while ignoring the problems they face every day like the account fa they have higher substance abuse than others and this woman

keeps saying they're part of the family. that's the woke way, appearance over substance. in fact if they had a team i'm sure it would be called the virtue signalers, but when they lose they burn down the said yum. so is the woke mob right replacing smoke signals with virtue signals. chadwick i will go to you and have a big box hard nosed discussion. when you take a name like the washington redskins, wouldn't you argue at this point more people are offended by the word washington? [laughter]. >> that was good. i agree, i like new york addicts, it should be the new york barren career women, the new york rioters. that is the direction it should go. when will it come to town names because how many towns in new york are named after indian blasts or references. >> all of them. >> all of them. >> yes. >> jimmy: all towns in suffolk where i've hooked up with a fat

chick, by the way. call me. call me. >> chadwick: new york fixed all of its problems so now this is why they focus on this. it's like utopia. >> jimmy: cat, what do you think >> kat: this is a remarkable momentous day because concerns over indigenous mascots in public schools was the last thing stopping me from having kids. no, look, why don't we focus on like the math and stuff. i think that we all pay money for these schools, whether we have kids or not, through our taxes, and then they just teach kids whatever they want to teach. i think there's a bigger issue obviously beyond mascots that there's no options, no choices for parents for their own kids in terms of education and also competition, having there be no competition, that will be worse because competition forces you to be better, you can't be a

crappy school because no one would select the crapy school. so more choices and we'll all be better. >> jimmy: less native american more math and science >> kat: that's not what i said. >> jimmy: i tried to package it. you're talking to a communities college guy stick with me. on a business sense though isn't this kind of a hustle because it also allows teams that do this a a chance to sell new jerseys. >> lauren: that's true what a good point. >> jimmy: no one talks about that i. and they can keep their state funding because they took away their name offensive to native americans. how is warrior offensive. >> jimmy: yeah it sounds prideful, you don't want to mess with them. >> lauren: yeah, i'm a warrior when i do yoga every day. where does it stop. >> jimmy: but are you a warrior when you do yoga every day? >> well now it's offensive if i say that. i can't say that. so maybe you find the happy medium maybe you can keep the name chiefs but fix the mascot

so that's more sensitive to native americans. but i just don't know where we stop and i think this is the perfect year to ram this through. because if this was 20 something years ago that the former head of the department of education said, yeah, we need to be more -- not alienate certain people and be more inclusive and it was like a trickle and now it's like here's the deadline, you have to change your mascot and your name if you want the money and of course parents out there are saying we want the money for our schools because we're doing terribly right now. >> but it does nothing for the kids. >> no, kids don't even notice this self. >> i'm definitely going to start calling myself a warrior when i do yoga. >> jimmy: those are the names. >> everyone focuses on name i'm with you but everyone focuses on the name but there are other aspects of sports that also pertain to native american cul tower. at the end of every game, new

york jets fans have a trail of tears, you know what i mean? i think the name are important because you want names like brave and par i don't remember because you want teams named after angry people, vikings, the pirates, the ladies of panara bread. [laughter]. >> joe: to cat's points >> kat: i've been that lady. >> if you want better mascots don't worry about indian mascots bring in i understandian kids, theory' crushing it in the spelling bees. >> you're saying bring it to them so my kid can copy. we're not talking about the most i knows i have mascot. notre dame's mascot fighting kurdish is what it's called, and what is their mascot little trump less than con with his foot in the air? what is he fighting? a battle with substance abuse. but that's okay.

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♪ >> a story in five words ♪ >> jimmy: pizza guy stops suspect cold. >> [bleep]. >> oh my god. oh, my god, there's a high-speed chase out there. no. >> police. >> yes! yes! i could watch that a thousand times. kat is it time to put beats a geese at the southern border? [laughter] >> kat: what made the video so amazing is that it seemed to be such a low stress situation for him. he wasn't flustered he just sort of stuck his leg out almost as if he was like maybe even checking had is phone he was like okay got him. what is he doing now? is he continuing to deliver pizzas is he working for the cops? and also that criminal's having a tough day probably?

like how did they get you? pizza guy. >> jimmy: chadwick, the irony of this is the guy was only there with a pizza because he was filming a porno. [laughter] >> jimmy: what feels better this videoor actual pizza because pizza's great. >> chadwick: at he close. he held on to the pizza and then delivered it. this guy ace wonderful. i watched this and thought if your first instincts in that situation is to take out your phone you're a horrible person. do what this guy did. >> jimmy: so you're talking to the homeowner who shot this video. >> chadwick: the homeowner sees the guy running from police and doesn't say to a pizza guy he says we're going to get clicks honey. >> chadwick: he stabbed him let's see what happens. >> jimmy: lauren simonetti, should his bail be free if the cops didn't arrest him in 30 minutes or less. >> lauren: yes. i love this pizza delivery guy, though. i mean, i watched his interview

that he did with the local tv station and he's like look i'm stilling delivering pizza in the near term but i was just raised to do the right thing and that was my instinct to do the right thing. we see so much bad stuff right now, i'm guilty as charged you go like this or maybe take out your phone because you don't want to invite drama or situation and he just handled it. i love him. >> jimmy: it was gangster. i want to know like, don't you want to know who the pizza place was? because they deserve our business. >> joe: for sure because you know a domino's guy is not getting involved. [laughter] >> joe: i thought he was great because the move of the legs, he's totally a superhero. pizza man. they should pair him up with wolverines so he can cut the slices up. but the best part which no one has mentioned is 85% chance the guy who ordered that pizza watching that was so high out of his mind and he got to watch the

most incredible thing after and then after he got to eat some pizza. >> jimmy: be honest, when you see him trip that guy, what are you looking at harder the guy on the ground or the condition of your pizza? >> joe: yeah, he didn't -- the pizza maintaineded e wa lib reum. it didn't slide >> kat: what's the excuse of all the people that handed me a pizza with slided cheese. >> jimmy: there's none >> kat: going to up load the video and use it later. >> jimmy: can you confirm the pizza man deserves a copy of your best selling book >> kat: i think he does. if he watches this show i would give him a copy. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: two messages you get a copy of kat's book, if anyone we said tonight offended you e mail

us at lauren simonetti.com. don't go away we'll be right back.

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>> thanks to our guests and studio audience. trace gallagher is next. i love you america. [applause] >> good evening everyone. and welcome to america's late news, fox news at night. i'm jonathan hunt in los angeles in for trace gallagher. and breaking tonight, d. this s. -- republicans asking why he hasn't used the billions he already gets to secure the southern border. correspondent jeff has more on the contentious hearing. >> good evening, jonathan. he's bee