ha ha i would go to space if i could. i actually -- and there are people on my team who do know that but sadly i think that there are those who would prefer that i would stay on earth for the time. ha ha. >> laura: the answer was, there are many people who would like to send me to space but i'm already kind of a space shot ♪ [cheers and applause] ♪ >> laura: yeah! ha ha... oh baby, here we are. yeah! yeah! yeah! i know, huh? happy thursday everyone. i'm sorry that i was out yesterday but if you could see

how silky smooth my back is right now, you'd understand. fyi, my waxer started a gofundme to cover her therapy bills. get well soon tatyana. but it's a good day to mark your calendar because we may have found an honest politician. jeff jackson a north carolina democrat and freshman rep -- i'm sorry, fresh person rep, looked into a camera and said something we've all suspected but couldn't prove. that his colleagues are a bunch of phonies who don't believe a word of their own [bleep]. it was nice knowing you jeff. say hello to hillary before you're jeffrey epsteined. >> i'm still brand new to congress i've only been there a hundred days and i don't know if i'm not supposed to say this out loud but it's true and important and if you don't know this you need to. it's really clear from working there for just a few months that most of the real angry voices in congress are totally faking it. these people who have built their brands around being

perpetually outraged, it's an act. >> laura: really, jeff? wow, you must be the next columbo. thanks for connecting the dots for us. all this time i thought politicians were as legit as john fetterman's recovery. the congressman continued: >> i've been in committee meetings that are open to the press and committee meetings that are closed. the same people who act like maniacs during the open meetings are suddenly calm and rational during the closed ones. why? because there aren't any cameras in the closed meetings so their incentives are different. what i've seen is that members of congress are surrounded by negative incentives. there are rewards for bad behavior. >> laura: amazing. that's -- i've got to say that's as refreshing as sitting on a frozen peppermint pady. great for hemorrhoids. >> why are you looking at me.

>> laura: i don't know. i haven't seen you in a year and a half. that's called performance art jeff and it comes courtesy of the i word that he used. incentive. the more you act up the more you end up on tv. i wonder if we can find any examples of this. >> look at the data! you're not looking at any data! you're carrying the water for the gun lobby. look at the data. more guns lead to more deaths. you will not answer my question. don't stop and talk to me. >> laura: and the oscar goes to, looks like that workshop with jussie smollett really paid off. of course if there were not cameras, there would be no drama and bowman wouldn't be vying for that oscar, which is why i think cameras should only be banned, except in certain places, like the changing rooms at h&m and bill hemmer's bedroom. but this crap happens all the time. remember these performance artists? >> you get out and you create a

crowd! and you push back on them. and you tell them they're not welcome. >> that is not right. that is not fair! and that is what we are fighting as well! >> kavanaugh, you have released the whirl wind and you will pay the price! >> don't tell me this is about consistency. don't tell me that this is about an -- a condemnation of anti-semitic remarks. don't tell me because i didn't get a single apology and my life watt lendened, thank you. >> time expired! >> laura: talk about drama. if you happened it up anymore brian stelter might put you in a hoagie. of course you can't forget the patron saint of fake outrage. take it away sis. >> in the background, another signal, all of that opposition, donald trump is now president of the united states.

[cheers and applause] >> laura: you know, she's amazing and i'm always wondering, i bet you are, too, where is she now? well, she's still screaming. of course it's not just the dems, right adam? >> i never expected today to be quite as emotional for me as it has been. but you guys won. you guys held. you know, democracies are not defined by our bad days. . >> laura: you know, he looks like he's choking on a hamster. but on both ends. [laughter] they're disgusted i know. but it's like the observer effect in quantum physics observing a system has an effect on that system.

for example, i know you're watching me right now which is the only reason i bathed. but at least for me it's a hygiene matter. for these idiots it's only about amplifying anger to keep us divided. >> the big thing that modern media and modern politicians have learned is that if they can keep you angry they'll hold your attention, and they both want your attention. so if you're a politician and you show certain media outlets that you can help them keep their audience angry, they'll give you their aid generals. and because so many politicians are willing to play that game, now they're in competition with each other to see how fake angry they can be. >> they should have awards for this. call them the golden globalists. huh? all right. shut up. but it works. take justin pearson and who can forget his amazing transition from 2016 to now. here are two clips of the same guy before and after discovering the joy of fakery.

>> i'm justin j pearson and i'm running for president of bsg. i want to bring together different voices, dissenting voices voices that may be more liberal and conservative in order that we can meet a point of the radical middle. >> fight for the lgbtq community fighting for those who are single mothers, fighting for those who are ostracized, fighting for everyone, my savior, my black jesus. >> they should investigate who put row gain in the memphis water supply. [laughter]. >> that transition would make kaitlyn jenner switch doctors. why did he do that? 's incentivized. this week it was announceded that president biden instead of meeting victims families of the nashville shooting will meet with the state reps who protested inside the tennessee capitol. the lesson if only those families had hired acting coaches. of course it's easy to blame politicians for this behavior which is why i do blame this on

them. but we share some of the responsibility as well. we, meaning the people who are paid to react to the news, and the people who consume the news. we claim we want more people like jeff jackson but we also cheer when someone from our team dunks on someone from their team. which isn't often because most republicans are white. i mean, it's not like we don't mind when politics starts looking like the wwe. but i don't really want to see adam schiff wearing a sing let. maybe i do. the fact is the left are the experts at this crap and they don't stop. they incentivize inphysician tile outburst by rewarding activists with descriptionses of briy like san francisco state did to the mob who attacked riley gaines they were lauded instead of lamb pooped and republicans can barely keep up with the drama because they're so often the target. what's the ultimate consequence here? this, mob violence mob rule but

now it's sanctioned as protests and it's courtesy of amplified phoney outrage. after years of saying the country is racist, white people are racist, cops are racist, roads are racist you end up with mob violence defined as mostly peaceful protests and businesses are now raceist for not wanting to get looted. so because nothing is good, everything bad is permitted and now we are seeing it paralyzed the country one unable to respond to its own implosion. congrats to jeff jackson who pulled back the curtain on this political theater. i guess we always knew it just today we're paying the price. period! >> let's welcome tonight's guests, he's so did you have he puts gun powder on his cheerios. host of hollywood weapons on the outdoor channel, terry schappert! >> greg: he's a tough act to follow because clubs usually cancel him. fox news contributor tom shillue! [cheers and applause].

>> greg:. >> greg: this director of communications gives the media palpitations, director for never back down erin perrine! [cheers and applause] >> greg: soon she'll likely be on the new york times best seller list and also the no fly list. fox news contributor kat timpf! [cheers and applause]. >> greg: terry let's get the weirdness out of the way you've been gone for a year and a half where have you been? were you in jail in some country. what did you do? you killed jeffrey epstein. >> so the place looks great. i mean there's actual miniatures and i want to check this out later, you're welcome again you built your career on the back of me but it's been a while since i've been here. i'm a pretty accomplished dealist cable celebrity in my own right. it's not funny it's true. and a lot of people recognize me from this show and everybody's like, oh, it's so great.

oh, kat she's so funny. i go yeah kat's still funny until she tries to stab you after a two-day coke binge which we go through it was rough. oh you're going to act like this didn't happen >> kat: i think you're thinking of someone else. a lot of girls are wearing the glasses now. >> terry: no, ma'am i know who i'm talking about. greg gutfeld is great i'm like he's not reeled, he's a ventriloquist dummy voiced by the man standing next to me tom shillue. this is what's going on the gutfeld explanation point show. what did you want to talk about? >> greg: no you burned your time. you can no longer comment on topic at hand because poor tom is sitting there with a brilliant idea. >> terry: go tom. >> tom: do you agree with this guy? no, first of all, yes, i kind of agree with this guy but he's a phoney himself.

sincerity is its own form of phoneyness now. he has his t-shirt on. my name's jeff and i have a mr. coffee behind me and i just think that it's terrible that people are overreacting but i'm reading a script that i wrote with a sharpie but i really cut the video up because i wanted to get it right. >> greg: yeah. >> tom: you see how many jump cuts are on in it. this guy is such a planned mr. rogers act and he is larping as well. can i use that word. >> greg: larping? >> tom: yeah. >> tom: been is lake their game. they made fun of trump saying he's a former reality star. they're current reality stars all of them. not just democrats. there was a republican named peter meijer and i used to love watches his videos during the pandemic. he's out now they voted him out because he stunk but he would come out of congress and come down the steps and he would be walking down the steps this is peter meijer i'm taking my mask off and i'm updating mow

constituents. he acts like he has to update us on the stairs. they're all fake and boring. >> greg: tommy brought up trump. the people giving trump crap for being a reality tv host but the fact is he was never dramatic. he was just rude. i mean, he said what he wanted, but he never raised his voice. you never saw him get -- he never overplayed who he was as opposed to democrats who would often accuse him of that. >> erin: i think that's right and with democrats what you generallily see is an outrage factor because anger is a strong e meetings for voters you get them angry you get them to show up. the way they act in the capitol and the house floor none of them are like that but they're all acting like they're auditioning for the real house wives of washington, dc at any given moment instead of being serious doing the job they were supposed to do. the country's in and they're all yelling at each other. thomas massie and the other rep

the guy yelling in his face that's where reporters stand all the time. that is pure theatrics by that democrat. he was doing it because he knew all the reporters would walk up with their phone and get in their face and that would be his golden moment. instead he just looks like a fool. get serious and do your job [cheers and applause] >> greg: reporters are such lemmings. you know exactly how to catch a reporter. it's just too easy. could you say something, do anything. you know kat what used to drive me crazy, people on twitter would go, i am literally shaking as i write this. like something happened on fox or somebody said something. i'm literally shaking. could that be where a lot of this started from, getting -- people saw themselves getting attention for this kind of behavior on social media? >> kat: yeah, and it is extremely performative and unfortunately it's not just politicians. i write about it in my book.

[cheers and applause] >> greg: you haven't sold enough copies >> kat: never i'm trying to change the world here baby, i'm just getting started. so there's a huge gap in what people actually believe and what they actually say on so many issues so we have created all of the wrong rules for our society. and it's great for him to say that. i wish that more people would, but that was sort of a performance in itself but still better than what most politicians do. but i don't know, kissinger there was a lot of blood that was shed on january 6th. my january 6th. out of my butt. but i'm so glad i could say that because i've had to watch that video so many times. like you have no idea how bad a january 6th can get buddy. >> greg: that is what you call an amazing tease for her book because everything she said is true >> kat: yes, and it's all in chapter 5. >> greg: yes. for the audience, the chapper is called [bleep]

>> kat: yeah. >> greg: did you read that tom. >> tom: i haven't read it yet but i can't wait. >> greg: you definitely have -- --. >> tom: you have my attention. you have my attention. >> greg: all right pop eye. . >> terry: i'm going to kill him. i'm going to kill him h i'm going to kill him. >> greg: i always wanted to say that. >> you've been waiting to say that. >> greg: yeah, the whole -- >> greg: yes he's pop eye. up next were hunter's misdeeds kept in the weeds. ♪ >> if you'll be in the new york area and would like tickets to see gutfeld go to foxnews.com/gutfeld and click on the link to join our studios audience. ♪ e 'n feed. that's it. miracle-gro. all you need to know to grow. how to grow delicious herbs: step one: use miracle-gro potting mix.

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to hide hunter's criminal pursuits. the sinister list grows to save the smartest guy joe knows. >> nicely done, nicely done. >> greg: thank you. an irs whistle blower sent a letter to congress alleging a coverup of hunter biden's tax evasion. which is refreshing most hunter biden's coverups involve a love child or hooker. i wish someone would cover up his penis. a lawyer from the anonymous official said he wants to expose preferential treatment although hunter's name doesn't appear in the letter officials say it's about the first son who reportedly borrowed $2 million last year to pay off a tax debt assessed on foreign income. here's a potentially more devastating piece of info. remember that other infamous letter? not the one where jesse admitted i have better quads. as you can see right there. it's the one signed by 50 former intel officers claiming his

sleazy sticky laptop was russian info it was the biggest coverup since joy bay har went shopping for a snuggie is that a dated reference or what? people loved them now they don't even laugh about them. this week former acting cia director mike morell admitted biden's presidential campaign was behind that letter. that' amazing. we reached out to the president for comment but our hand came back covered in warm goo. yeah. yeah, it's cool because it's really vague. [laughter] >> greg: it is. and it was tony blinken who back then was a biden campaign advisor who urged morell to suggest russia was behind the laptop. this is collusion. so, yes, the deep state is back at it protecting the earth's most successful crack addict. and all these revelsations ooze out like sludge on the sides of the toilet in the view's green

room. old man joe got lost again. roll the tape. >> go over and sign that executive order. thank you. [cheers and applause] >> greg: oh, boy. [laughter]. >> so bad. >> greg: i have a theory. they made an electric fence for him. [laughter] >> greg: what, what you got to say? >> all right, look, look, i'm just about as upset as i can be, right? i mean me and tony blinken and those 51 intelligence officers, we went through a lot of work to cover up that laptop story. and now that it all came out the press doesn't even care about it. i mean i know you don't care what i do, but, i mean, act like you give a [bleep]

>> greg: all right. >> terry: dude, that's so good. >> greg: tom, what do you make of these latest developments? >> tom: i mean, they're going to get him on the taxes that's what we're going to do now. >> greg: that's how they got the gangsters. >> tom: it's really unbelievable. actually i don't mind if people cheat on their taxes that's not something that bothers me. kind of what bothers me is running a foreign influence operationally out of the white house. and i'm sick -- first of all, no more, the hunter laptop scandal. it's the biden laptop scandal. it's vice-president biden was running a criminal family operationally out of the white house selling influence. he had his son doing the dirty work for him. he was taking 10%. so even when they do come to this and they somehow charge hunter with something. i don't care about hunter. it's biden. he's at the head of the thing, he's the big guy but they keep letting him off. i this think we owe an apology certainly to richard nixon. like can you imagine that today? oh, what, some people you barely

knew broke into a hotel room? that's it? >> greg: yeah, right. >> tom: that's it? >> terry: yeah, yeah. >> greg: and i think they're making -- i just saw a commercial for a movie about watergate. they've made a thousand movies about that and they'll never make one about hunt hadar because he makes his own. >> erin: oh, that's pretty gross. [laughter]. >> erin: but this shouldn't surprise anybody. one, it's a democrat and democrats get a significant amount more air coverage than republicans ever will. it was big tech originally who covered it up then the main stream media wouldn't cover it then the letter from the 51. all of a sudden we're surprised that more of the government and other entities were involved in covering something up for a guy's son who -- biden's been in office for, what, if have years now and all of a sudden we're surprised that like the deepyest deep state person who ever deep stated has influence like this? i don't know why that shocks people. you think the department of justice or anybody's going to charge hunter biden? absolutely not.

>> greg: yeah, you know, deep state, i kind of am jealous. i want to be in the deep state. don't you want to be in the deep state, kat? >> kat: no. >> greg: no? [laughter] >> kat: i have a really good idea though. >> greg: what? >> kat: i think hunter biden should run as a libertarian and challenge his father. it's all here he could be like drugs have always been legal for me so they should be legal for everyone. and he can be like i'm the president's son and i can't pay my taxing. who can? taxation is theft. like dad. i'll be his press secretary. it will be awesome. >> greg: oh, my god. imagine those benders. >> kat: he is living life like as what a libertarian would allow. >> greg: exactly >> kat: so if he can't pay his taxes that's a good sign it's gotten out of control, the president's son can't pay it. run hunter run. >> erin: hunter, you don't have to worry about opposition research. i don't know how much worse -- you already know everything about the guy >> kat: exactly. >> greg: it's weird i feel bad

for you terry because you were kind of the original hunter biden. [laughter]. >> terry: i'm still dangerous, though. >> greg: yeah. >> terry: i'm still dangerous. and that is the difference between hunter and i, sir. dude, you guys ever just watch -- you watch the news because you're kind of involved in it but sometimes i am struck, i am struck by how absolutely [bleep] everything is. like we are run by a cartel. it's a crime -- you said it, a crime family and it's not just those guys but like the government, the military, and i worked for those guys for 25 years as a green beret, it's all the companies, education. like it's so bad. and the thing is, too, they have such power over us and yet they're so incompetent and on top of the incompetence, they have absolute palpable disdain for everybody. >> greg: yeah. that happens. >> terry: what's going to happen to those intel clowns, 50

whatever, nothing will happen. they'll get in front of it, they're going to try to get in front of it. there's no way with everything that's out you can walk away from this so if they can do a tax thing on him they can distract you, oh, they gone hunter, like you said, the head of the snake has not been removed and it's not going to get removed nor will it ever get removed. >> greg: all right, well, speaking of getting something removed, you're going to love this topic. what a transition huh? >> terry: nicely done. >> greg: up next why do doctors eat legos as if they were eggo's s. ♪ no matter where you are... when it crosses your path... you'll feel compelled to take to the road and see where it leads. ♪ the first step begins at the lincoln spring sales event. going on now, for a limited time.

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how did we miss this? >> greg: how did we miss this, indeed. true the story slipped through our fingers somehow. but we decided to cover it anyway because it's the greatest story in the history of stories. a team of doctors set out to research a simple question. if you swallowed a lego, how long would it take to poop it out. but it helped to answer a much deeper question. that this is exactly what doctors do while we're waiting in their exam room wearing nothing but a paper robe. this story is from 2018 but it's just too hard to pass. shut up. got all the hall marks of a great gutfeld story. science, poop. science about poop. if this poop belonged to the canadian shop teacher with huge

bazongas my head would supplied. parents worry about their children sol 0ing these. although i was fed a steady diet of lincoln logs. by the way kids aren't the only ones who swallow is to. six doctors wanted to test the relative harm of ingesting legos so they did that. they took tracked the time for a lego to end up in a stool using the found and retrieved time. or fart score. is this real? if this is dated april 1, 2018, or something, our staff is going to get one or two people shorter. turns out most adults passed the lego in 1-3 days and that even for kids is not a big deal apparently.

but with any good research it's important to research the experiment to see if you can complicate the findings. >> hey, what's up joe? you still selling lego sets on ebay? >> yeah, it's good money but putting them together is murder. >> greg: nice. perfect. kat, it is real, but would you consider this a waste of research funding? human waste >> kat: you're done?

>> greg: no. >> terry: he's got more >> kat: going to say you definitely have more i was just waiting. probably and i would never risk this because i already had a chapter 5 and i don't want to have another one. >> greg: i didn't know you could eat legos >> kat: i don't think you can. >> greg: you can cut up your stomach. you have a dog that eats everything. right? >> kat: so do you >> greg: my mom eats a lot of things. he has worms. not worms parasites. let's get off this topic >> kat: you picked it. >> greg: erin this is the greatest story ever. >> erin: it's very weird i can't imagine something would be worse than stepping on a lego than eating one and then trying to pass it. like that just seems terrible >> kat: with your butt. >> greg: stepping on it with your butt. >> erin: this just doesn't seem like a good use of science. >> greg: i can tell terry by our audience going very quiet that this is a sure fire ratings winner of a story.

>> terry: this is sort of why you've had such a meteoric rise in media clearly. i did a little extra digging, so to speak, unlike you who just was like is this real. i looked into it. yeah, right? i actually did my homework and there's a dude in there who couldn't -- they actually -- there was a bunch of na not applicable non-applicable trying the track when it came out. he could not find it. so there was a dude for several weeks was going through his poop and could not find the lego. i find that fascinating. >> greg: i do too. >> terry: i find that fascinating. why would you limit yourself to one little piece of lego. those are rookie numbers. like swallow a lego batman or ex wing fighter or small building. really, that's check. >> greg: or if you're really gutsy do the study in reverse. >> terry: exactly, sir. yes, see, my man. >> greg: tom, you're a scientific man of reason.

could you explain to me the scientific benefits of such research? what would you learn from this besides the obvious? there has to be a reason why this is being done. >> tom: oh, scientific man of reason. >> greg: yes. >> tom: you. >> terry: scientific man you're dressed like one. >> tom: i did read the story like you. i wasn't sure, i couldn't really figure out what the answer was. i don't know if they provided us with an actual answer of how long it takes, a lego to go through your body. but i also think this wasn't a very good experiment because it was a lego. i have a often wondered how long before the food you eat becomes the other thing, right? and when i've tried to do that research, it says a certain amount of time and, in my experience, i don't want to get too graphic about this. >> greg: please don't. >> tom: the thing is, i think it's a shorter period of time than i read about in the medical

journals. >> greg: and it gets shorter the older you get because your intestines are shrinking like your food gets a pass for the car-pool lane. >> terry: i cans i disagree i think it slows down because of neuro degeneration. i think it gets slower. >> erin: there's the man of science. >> greg: we have to move on but i want to lecture our audience who were silent in their disapproval of this topic, i'm sure that you laughed at or mocked sir isaac newton when he discovered electricity. >> that's right. >> greg: when the lightning hit that apple and he came in and says look what happened to the apple, and then the printing press was made. >> so that's how it's going to work. >> greg: we're going to have edible -- you know what this is? we're going to have edible legos. >> terry: yes, why not. >> greg: all right. coming up, our guests go for th, glory with local news stories.

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>> coast to coast with stories that matter most. you're watching local news with nine-time emmy award winner chet van jansen. and now here's chet. >> greg: thank you. it's local news where each guest has to share a story from wherever they're from and then i vote on a winner and that person gets to name my third nipple. i did not write this. >> terry: i really really want this. >> erin: i don't want it. >> terry: i want this. >> erin: i don't want it. >> greg: erin you're first. >> erin: seam originally from rochester new york but this area is from buffalo which is close. state police investing the theft of more than 50 chickens from a yard in gas port new york. there was warnings about this and apparently somebody made off with 50 chickens last night. >> greg: wow, i'm so glad you didn't use the phrase i wonder if it's foul play.

>> erin: i wouldn't, no. >> greg: because i never would have had you on again. >> erin: i mean, like, egg prices are high, right? there's a million reasons for these chickens to be gone but also i don't know how you ever get them back. >> greg: i go with, if somebody is stealing a chicken, they need the chicken more than you need the chicken. >> erin: true. and 50, that's grand theft. >> terry: buffalo big foot. >> greg: what's that tom. >> tom: i think there's a big foot in buffalo stealing chickens. >> erin: man of science. >> terry: this is science panel here. >> tom: that's what we have. iwhat? >> greg: what's your story? >> terry: so i live on the outer banks in north carolina, you know, land of pirates and good seafood. so about a month ago, a little old, about a month ago i know this dude he's a classic class a troll, he took a picture of a great white shark, messed with it, photo shopped it, made it bigger, put it on the beach on the outer banks and had people pushing it like it was still alive back out into the ocean.

and it was really pretty dam good. but so many people took the bait so to speak, yeah, trying to work in some of these things you like. so yeah, but then when they found out they had been had, they were upset. it's fun yes because the outer banks if you don't know this is a very sharky coast. so if you're a tourist please don't come and visit us. i'm just kidding come on down we're friends with everybody. it's like the ghost of kyiv. it shows that it's -- some pretty high profile local people are like oh my god look at this. >> greg: where are the inner banks? >> terry: you already know this when we lived together for a couple years, i've shown this to you we talked about it and we used to -- really, on tv you're going to do this to me. >> greg: kat? >> jerk. >> greg: you're a jerk. i love you. kat >> kat: sorry thinking about how

weird it is that terry used to be a baby. [laughter]. >> that's terrible >> kat: speaking of childhood, when i was in the sixth grade i approached my teacher and i told her that i didn't need to do math because i already knew that my life's calling was to write stories about shipwrecks. i don't think -- i think it's because we had to learn about the edmond fitzgerald in public school. but the wreckage of two boats that sank in a storm years ago in lake superior so that's a big deal. >> greg: it is a big deal >> kat: because they sank during a trip to deliver lumber. >> greg: go ahead >> kat: that's remarkable. what did you guys do today. >> greg: does this everybody make you wish you could fill, when i was a kid, fill your entire house up with water so you could like swim around in your house >> kat: oh, my god, you were a baby, too. >> terry: i do a lot of ship wreck diving, deep ship wrecks i'm actually going to japan to

do archeology. >> greg: do you have panic attacks. >> terry: we use rebreathers so if you make a mistake you die but these great lake ship wrecks are amazing because they're in deep dark cold water they're scary because they're so well preserved. ocean ship wrecks get eaten up quickly those are really cool. >> greg: let's go to tom. >> tom: to fight hunger, woosta is putting food pantries in elementary schools. >> greg: oh. wow. >> tom: somebody saw one of the kids, it was a little kid, asked this girl for her granola bar and she thought oh, this is sad now i'm going to put food pantries in all the schools. the reason i like story is because i wasn't really hungry as a kid but i was hungry. like i was always wanting to eat food and i would love if there was a food pantry in my school because it has better food than you would get in the cafeteria.

>> greg: by the way this is why when you were a kid and first time you went to a hotel with a mini bar there was a little refrigerator by the bed you thought, okay, i'm never leaving, you can open this up, drink a little coke, have a snicker bar and then you moved on to the hard stuff. next thing you know it was whores and cocaine. >> erin: easy hunter. >> greg: all right. up next she needs a box of ad tissues when discussing climate issues. just stop. go for a run. go for ten runs. run a marathon. instead, start small with nicorette, which will lead to something big.

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it's a complete goof. you know, like no one buy it anymore. >> greg: i think you're right. >> terry: yeah, yeah. >> greg: i think terry it's like a combination of we catching up and understanding the science more than they do and also identity politics. gender has pushed out the performance. >> terry: yes. yeah, yeah. like you said it's to the point now where it's sort of not moving anymore, we're on to them. of course we affect the climate but they've been whipped into these emotional states and it's the same thing that we see with the different violence and stuff like that. if you keep telling people they're doing to die in a week or month or year, they start making bad life decisions and start doing bad things and excuse bad behavior. >> greg: you have to remember -- [cheers and applause] >> greg: they call computer languages and programming languages, languages for a reason, because they program you. >> terry: that's right. >> greg: and we are programming people to do really bad [bleep] by telling them the world's ending. you're having riots on the street because we're telling

everything's racist. >> terry: of course. no future. >> greg: there you go. shut up terry. >> terry: i'm going to murder him. >> greg: kat do you lie awake thinking about climate >> kat: no. >> greg: no? you okay? just counting your money? counting your number from the number one book? >> kat: i think this woman has done something noble because now i know who she is. that's not true yesterday. >> greg: that's true. proved my monologue's point >> kat: exactly. i think that's what it's about. you could have cried in the bathroom like the rest of us. >> greg: i've never cried in a bathroom erin. i want everybody to see me weep. >> erin: well, join her, seems like a good time. but this is exactly to the monologue, it's the whole point right? she's crying at a committee hearing in the house? okay. i just don't understand what point she's trying to make getting emotional. you can have passion but let's just shove that down like a good

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>> greg: who we are out of time. [speaking gibberish] >> trace: welcome to america's lateness. i'm trace gallagher in los angeles. and breaking tonight. the pentagon's top commanders in the indo pacific is warning congress that when it comes to china, time is just about up. and it comes as leaked documents reveal china could target u.s. warships and military bases near taiwan with a spy drone that goes three times the speed of sound. jeff paul is live with more.