[people squawking] [seagull noises explains thataway nothing compared to the big winner. [seagull noises] [cheers and applause] shine was really good. thank god he didn't start picking at something on the beach. [applause] >> greg: that is true. oh, my god. what a crazy, crazy, weird monday, everyone. huh? well, inflation is soaring, our southern border is a mess, --

>> there's even greater points looming out there, it's celebrities who lost their status. i'm referring to the blue checks. i'm not talking about someone choking on their steak in prague. yeah yn can. i debated internally whether to leave that joke in or not. it's terrible. it's one of the worst jokes we've ever heard so i left it in. last week twitter removed the user verification symbols known as blue checks from any account that doesn't cough up eight bucks to subscribe to twitter blue. the cash will go towards replacing elon's rocket that ec loaded. it's a shame he only had two more payments to go. celebs saw their blue checks go away including kim kardashian, tom lose, the rock, and of course greg gut feld. and my personal favorite, the pope. try getting eight bucks out of that guy. he always said he left hey

wallet in his other casic. on saturday, twitter reverifies many users with massive following including dead people like michael jackson and kobe bryant. of course account remain active for the brain dead. so, it turns out elon musk is offering free or flyable checks for several celebs who hate him including lebron and stephen king. rare cute move like when i loaned 50 bucks to brian stelter for some pants. but then came the meltdown from tons of celebs who want you to know that they didn't pay the eight bucks to get twitter blue. king tweets my twitter accounts says i've sub cried to twitter blue but i haven't. he was scared as any dentist who sees his teeth. alyssa milano tweeted just wandering if you see a blue

checkmark too or if you're seeing things. you're definitely seeing things, including job offers. then there's the walking stool sample, patton oswald. remember him? most people don't. he tweets, woo, did the change your name then change it back trick and the blue check went away. good to know. all right, buddiment. popular journalists, if the a new thing, were whining too. when paul complained saying he's definitely not piing for it, elon musk replied with this. [laughter] you know, some celebrities went the oaring way. charlie sheen actually asked musk for his blue check back and he got it. and then he smoked it. i bet sheen can't remember ever being this happy. but the media's tied up in knots. axios describes the blue check as a bang of dishonor, slate

calls it a scarlet letter proving slate are so stupid they don't know scarlet and blue are different colors. when did everybody get so weird? that's coming from me. i mean, i'm weird. good luck getting an answer from twitter. they don't have a pr department anymore and all press inquiries get the same automatic reply, a poop emoji. that's why i like elon. which is really how most journalists should be treated because they're needy d-bags full of [bleep]. back in the old days, by which i mean ten years ago, a blue check simply meant you were who you claimed to be. all you had to do was show them id just like i claim my aarp discount at cinnabon,. then pre-musk started taking away blue checks for saying things that angered libs. confirm or we won't let you be you. that changed the blue check from a simple verification to some sort of status symbolism.

anything libs touch turns to crap. now a blue check meant you were better than everybody else and that elon bought the place, started selling the blue checks for eight bucks to anyone who wanted to pay. what did that do? in the insecure heads of media hacks it zapped their status. they felt miserable. their velvet rope didn't keep the little people out so a blue check no longer projected their superiority. celebs saw a block of pixels they saw as a status symbol and thou they see it as the opposite because it's just not fair to them when people are treated equalliment. it's silly for a billionaire to make it look like people are paying for his app. can everybody just take a break and pretend they're not crazy for five minutes? life is starting to feel like a preborn for a spirit airlines flight. being a liberal must be so exhausting from one moment to the next you don't know who's your friend and who's your foe. it can change back and forth at

any momentment. that can happen to me today. >> we can totally tweet and no 1 would know the difference. he'll never pay that eight bucks. >> how bot this one? >> the lean reason i make fun of killmead so much is because i simply want to be him, how hash tag handsome town post. >> i got one, the only thing i love more than the rehall chilly peppers is the view. hash tag, best show on tv, points noice, gerlado had some good points last night, post. >> get back to work. >> greg: and no pee breaks. >> employee 617 forgot his pee jar. >> greg: then hold it. >> i love you, father. >> it's okay. you can use mine. [applause] >> greg: excellent acting, by the way. i'm not his father. but in case you're wondering, i might actually pay for the twitter blue check myself only because it muchs my beautiful blue eyes and i don't want

people pretending to be me, unless they're funnier. [applause] >> greg: at 33478 she's the perfect compliment to your daddling, host of the story, martha mccallum. [applause] cheers, that's what hollywood ads when they toled him to leave. tv writer and producer rob long. [applause] >> greg: he's like the fonz because he wears a leather jacket and lives over your parents garage, editor at-large and reason, nick gillespie. and final she is like the united states bomber, writing prolifically without bathing fox nies contributor kat timf. [applause] rob, there's this fien debate going on or should i call you professor rob? >> it's a fien debate you can

call me mr. rob. >> greg: people talk about this is about promotions it's about money. people have to admit that they're on twitter because it suvs as an emotional attachment. everybody goes i'll eve sane this i do this to promote my book or i do this because blah, blah, blah. people do actually, they can't admit to-it to others. >> i think it's import tonight remember that a lot of people don't do it. >> greg: right. >> that's one of the reasons it's a difficult business. a lot of people aren't on it. some people have this thing they exist in real life, they have real friends. this is kind of a media story about media people being mad about about a media story about media people. i want people to tick a deep breath. i had a blue check. i didn't know what it did for me except i guess it kept people from tweetic as me it as if anybody would aunt to do that? >> greg: i could no longer masquerade as you and hit on male gymnasts.

>> that did not stop you from doing that. >> greg: that is true. -ywas doing undercover work. >> to me iting feels like i'm an ordinary person you have to explain so much about this story. first i explain what twitter is and then what people do on it, and then why you pay -- this is exactly the problem with media in general is that it's kind of they're so far up their own. >> greg: you can say it? >> can you? >> greg: yeah. >> they're so far up their own ass. >> wow. >> i apologize. this is a classy show, i hate to bring it down. >> greg: it's always a shock when burl ives swears. >> that was a really good one. >> greg: thank you. [applause] >> i wish that you spent 10% of that creativity on your monologue. >> kat: oooh. >> greg: he's right. you're right.

it's like media on media then we do a monologue on it, martha. does any of this matter? do we matter? >> martha: it really, it just sort of brings home the whole question of this likes and checks and all, you know, how many followers you have and how ridiculous the whole thing has become that people are freaking out they don't have a blue check and then dead people have a blue check and they can't tweet at all. it's kind of, i think it is kind of bringing home how separate the group of people who actually go on the -- i thought that bet milder was pie favorite complainer. she said you tweaked the algorithm and tanked my metrics. i thought if anybody read this 10 years ago they would be like what is she talking about? you tweaked my algorithm and tanked my metrics even though at the bottom shed sorry about your rocket. [laughter] >> greg: at least he puts a rocket into space.

>> martha: exactly. >> greg: what have you put into space besides twinkies? >> again. >> greg: yeah. >> just little bit more effort away from me and my appearance. >> that seems to be the gold mine. >> i guess you're right. >> greg: nick, it seems like a lot of people are getting the blue checks we should start tweeting as famous people. >> i've been tryingal. i've been impersonating myself for the past five minutes. the doesn't matter. i liked having the blue check before you have to pay for it which where may do because a couple people i work with didn't have it. yn would be like it doesn't matter that i have this blue check that you don't have, really. you could bring it up in almost any context and because they're journalists they get mad. >> greg: yeah, you just bring it up even without any prompting. remember that time at the funeral when you brought it up? >> it was, you know, i thought it was appropriate. >> greg: yes, it was. >> nick: people were crying anyway.

[laughter] >> greg: that part of my philosophy. always give bad news to people who are suffering. you can't get any worse, while you're here you're fired. kat? isn't this really about the human, like, weakness, the human desire for status that we're always trying to look for it and it undermines everything and underpins everything, i think? >> kat: yeah, especially because we're all going to do. >> greg: good point. >> kat: that what i always think bot most of the time. >> nick: you are. this guy's not. yn get better looking as i get older. >> kat: i am too, but i'm still going going to die. you have yor blue check, buddy. >> greg: do i? >> yes, you do. everybody with more than million followers has the blue check. >> greg: i have 2.7 million. >> kat: yeah. >> greg: does that mean -- >> you're counting. >> i awl also by you were going to bring that up. some people care about status so much but i have 2.7 million followers and i don't have a million followers so i don't have a blue check, but i don't

want to pay for it because although i am concerned about maybe the limited reach of my fiery hot takes y don't want people to know that. >> greg: i want to make a correction, that i actually have 2.4, not 2.7 million. >> nick: you lost it. >> greg: i was going to talk about how weak it is that people are so attached to things that give them status, but in your face. >> a can the: i was like what is he talking about. >> greg: in your face. >> kat: you made that clear. >> greg: look at that. see that right there? >> kat: i can see it. >> greg: it's a little blue check. it's like the opposite of a malignant mole. >> it's a beauty mark. >> kat: you should work in marketing. emit's really pathetic. we're talking about it. the only people i impressed with my blue check were my kids. her? she has a blue check? >> greg: martha, you look like a doctor from the future.

>> martha: really? maybe i am a doctor from the future here to diagnose what's wrong you. >> the doctor of the show. >> greg: fun stuff. up next, a senile father and the low-life squatter. [applause] >> if you'll be in the new york area and would liquating t to see gutful go to foxnews cut com and click on think to join our studio audience. that orders fresh beans for you. oh, genius! for more breakthroughs like that... ...i need a breakthrough card... like ours! with 2.5% cash back on purchases of $5,000 or more... plus unlimited 2% cash back on all other purchases! and with greater spending potential, sam can keep making smart ideas... ...a brilliant reality! the ink business premier card from chase for business. make more of what's yours.

>> greg: it is hunter donnaling the court by turning the -- is hunter dodging the court by turning the white house into a fort the. hunter biden may be living at the white house with his second wife and their three year old son in a desperate attempt to avoid being served legal papers

by his baby mama. must get hechting with all the crying and typier changing and the baby's a handful too. [laughter] >> greg: ha. it's because he's ole, right? there are have been several sights in d.c. lending credence to the thierry that he's living with pops to hide from process servers and his ongoing child support fight with the former slipper. the white house is a great place to hide. it's the last place we saw chris wallace. either way, if hunter's shacked up at the white house they can finally sterilize his room at the motel 6. wow. mean while house oversight committee chair or hoc cc james comber says at least a dozen biden family members will be exposed for having received money from foreign entities. made it sound like the bidens aren't used to being expose

exposed. what? was this the biden family influence? pedaling scheme? >> this was the biden family, uh, influence pedaling scheme. and you know when people say they were involved in ventures around the world, i isn't found any legitimate business dealings. >> greg: despite all that the big guy should announce his reelection campaign tomorrow in a pre-recorded video. he'll be holding up a current issue of u.s.a. today so you know it's not from years ago. when he still had brain and digestive functions. at 80 years old his age has become an issue even among those who support him. many democrats, particularly younger one, worry that a he will simply be too old to be effective in a second term. by younger voters, they mean this. anyway. we were able to obtain an early

copy of biden's video announcement. shine fellow americans, the choice has never been clear, on one side extreme maga republicans, racism, charlottesville, january 6, i promise i would wear rayban aviator sun glasses, eat ice cream and occasionally show passion by yelling phrases like come on, man. and give me a break. thank you, and god bless the united states of america. come on, man. give me a break. not a joke. [applause] >> greg: martha, we're pitting this on the post, isn't that amazing if he's living at the white house with his family so he doesn't get -- >> martha: yes. >> greg: i think it's almost too on the nose story to be true. but i'm going to say i believe it. >> martha: not lean that, that same new york post story says naomi and her husband are also living there and you see all of these people coming and going from marine one on a regular basis. there are 16 bedrooms so there's

plenty of room. i don't think have 35 bathrooms and 16 bedrooms. >> greg: you know they need -- >> martha: what i don't get is -- how can you legally, they say he might be avoiding getting served papers from roberts by hiding behind the secret service. i'm thinking what kind of law enforcement official is going to have people come to serve papers and go no, you can't get in here? >> greg: yeah. >> martha: it's very strange to me. but i also thought it was interest interesting what i noted in that article that london roberts, this little girl that they have who's four years old, herb name is -- her name is navy which is interesting because he got kicked out of the navy for doing drugs. maybe she named the child that to stick it to him. >> greg: there's a joke, but i won't say it. >> nick: combat the merchant marine. >> greg: you know where my brain's going. >> nick: 1 of those bathrooms in the white house. >> greg: have you been to the

white house? >> nick: yes, i have actually. >> greg: people who haven't been to the white house, it's not an attract f place. >> nick: no. >> greg: the inside is like somebody let it go to rot 30 years ago. >> nick: it's like graceland without the attitude. >> greg: it's like hef's playboy mansion without the std. >> dr. mikulak: not anymore. >> nick: i don't know about that. >> greg: why would you want to move there unless you had to? >> nick: if my father was president i would be living in the white house. yn would invite all of my friends all the time. >> greg: youd with live above engrain like fonzi. >> nick: absolutely. i don't even know if there is a groning. >> greg: is there a groning at the white hues? that a great question. >> nick: i think that the one we should be dogging about rather than had checkmarks. >> greg: i bet there's no garage, i bet there's no icemaker all the things we take for granted are not there. >> nick: joe biden is okay with that because he has his ice cream delivered in a horse and carriage every day.

>> greg: if you don't have a garage you don't have a second freezer or a second fridge where you keep the tall bottles of pepsi. [no audible dialogue] >> greg: kat? >> nick: this is a guy who grew up in the california of the american dream. that was the american dream. >> greg: you had the second refrigerator, you had the 1968 camero, blue, convertible, you had the freezer and in the freezer you had the tall pepsis up in the front, some beer in the back. the second fridge was a sign of status. that was the blue checkmark of your rant-style home in melno park. kat? >> kat: that should have been your monologue. >> greg: it should have been. kat, what do you make of this story? do you believe it? >> kat: maybe. yn wouldn't aunt to live in the white house myself. >> greg: why not. >> kat: there's people woo visit >> greg: tours. >> rob: not anymore, i think it's pretty much closed down.

>> kat: i wouldn't like to be looking out my window and see someone looking back at me. >> greg: i think it's separated. i think they keep the riffraff out. >> dr. mikulak: i apologize for a that, cat. i'm not going to do it again. >> kat: it does happen. i wish no 1 could see mine windows but i know that's not true. i also just feel like you were really insensitive, just now, to my fan base. of old men. >> greg: yes, i was. >> kat: i want to say guys, it's not able. plenty of 80 year old men, you guys still got it. okay? it's just joe biden. >> greg: yeah. >> kat: i know a lot of 80 year olds -- i mean, that's not true. but i know more than one 80 year old who can complete a sentence and more. >> greg: absolutely. >> kat: it's not just an age thing. it's just that for any age he's not with it. it's not even fair for him to make him run for president. >> greg: i think it's unfair and when we make fun of joe biden's able because there are a lot of

people in that group. i always say, rob, 80 is the new 50. they have everything that you have at your fingertips. you have relief factor, balance of nature, you have relax ium at 88 year old they don't look a day over 79. you 83, rob? >> rob: i'll be 83 in may. >> greg: yeah. >> rob: i look pretty good. >> greg: how is the relief factor? >> rob: it's not working. there's no factor. there are two kinds of 80 year olds the kind that say i have to go to the bathroom and the kind that say i just went bathroom. [applause] >> dr. mikulak: i'm more interested -- >> rob: i'm more interested in the sindicate. i mean, look, it's so hunter biden's living in the white house. he rarely leaves the one bedroom. he's there for 27, this hours so

no 1's really going to see him. you may smell him but you're not going to see him. the sindicate is amazing. did you see those shows in the 80s, the mob -- >> greg: yeah, like point blank. >> rob: the mob exposés they have pictures of everybody like this is sammy red sauce biden and over here is three cheeses biden and there -- that's exactly what it looks like. it looks like a whole sindicate of people getting a little sugar, a little taste because the big man is kind of losing it. there's going to be a gang war. i'm here for it. i think it would be a cool movie. >> greg: remember point blank with lee marvin he works his way up the sindicate. >> rob: yeah. >> greg: that a great movie. >> rob: the mel gibson remake because was good to, payback. >> greg: his best movie. we'll talk about that afterwards, drinks, my place. up next iconicrasts today get on

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>> greg: it is the new punk rock joining the church's flock? is kneeling at the pew the new fu? i speak of puc rock legend nick cave who recently revealed he now has a new way to eff with people that doesn't involve music at all. >> i was much more concerned with [bleep] people on a different kind of a level. a different kind of thing. shown do you [bleep] with people today? what could you say now? >> conservative. >> is that the basic -- >> go to church? >> you go to church and be a conservative, yeah. >> greg: mmhm. @ least that would get mu dawna to put -- madonna to put on some clothes -- coincide with a surprising faith among young people maybe president biden has driven them

to say please, god, hen me. a recent survey finds that about a third of 18 to 25 year olds say they believe more than doubt the existence of a higher power. that up from about one-quarter in 2021. when dr. fauci convinced people that satan was real. [laughter] >> greg: i got a smattering, a smattering. say the increase can be traced to those specific hard times. there's no atheists in a fox hole before we turned them in for theft of valor. didn't serve a day. anyway. for many young people it was the first crisis they faced aside from a missing iphone charger. t at least now when they text omg they might mean it. >> nice one, gresham. by the way, my quads are almost as big as yours now. thanks for the workout tips. >> greg: no problem, god.

no problem at all. [chuckles] >> greg: nick? >> nick: yes. >> greg: you a fan of nick cave? >> nick: i like nying kay a lob yn particularly the red hand files where he talks on very equal basis with his fans and admirers and often disagrees with him but does it forth lightly in a way that is rare among celebrities or even friends of mine. most of them call me names. >> greg: you deserve the names. you're a libertarian, are you religious? >> nick: i am not. i call myself an apathy-est, i don't care. yn was raised roman catholic, i have five of seven sacraments. i suspect i'm not going to complete the set. >> greg: you and i have talked about this but rebellion against rebellion is often true rebellion. >> nick: he even in that interview which is really worth

listening to he talks about how he is, likes to screw with people and you know you do that by kind of countering what they expect you to be doing. i think there's actually we have definitely talked about this. there's a strong conservative demeng to punk rock and the proper understanding of the thatcher revolution in england was that the same forces that gave rise to punk gave rise to thatcher. punk was in no way a response to thatcher, it anticipated her. >> greg: interesting. >> nick: because people were sick of the status quo where they were told everything was good, everything was fine, and people in charge knew what they were doing. punk was screw you, margaret thatcher was screw you. >> greg: sound familiar, doesn't it, rob? >> rob: i wasn't listening to a word he ads. [laughter] >> greg: were you thinking about rude afl the red nosed reindeer pitch i was thinking about -- >> rob: i was thinking about candy. yn am a churchgoer, i do

go to church. i do believe in god. i'm going going church is a very big commitment. i feel like you shouldn't just go because you think you're going to screw with people because you gotta get up early on a sunday, that seems like a lot of work to do and what you could probably find at work would be something maybe bigger and deeper than just knowing you're trolling the libs. >> greg: it's a start. >> rob: maybe. the problem is if you really lee the new testament, jesus is kind of a hippy and you're going to have to get past that. i don't think he's conservative or liberal, but if you go to church you might learn all that stuff and the blue check stuff is probably number 9 or 10 or 12 or 50 or 99 on the list of important things. >> greg: i don't think in the bible anybody has a blue check, kat? >> kat: no. >> greg: yeah. >> kat: but some of them have books named after them. >> greg: that's true. >> nick: so that's what you're shooting for? >> kat: yeah. some people are just featured as

sigh characters. >> greg: what do you think? >> kat: what dedistrict attorney do i -- what i do i think about god? >> greg: no, nick. not this nick, that nick. st. nick over here his sled is double parked we got nick grimm over here, his harley is in the shop. >> kat: i try to think of how many sacraments i have because i can only count 4. >> rob: you're definite law not going to beally to consecrate the host. >> kat: because i'm a girl. i feel like that would be great. i wish i believed in god. i feel like i'm an aging bag of bones and blood but i just don't know. i can't even send an e-mail without consulting five people how am i supposed to know who god is? people are like why aren't you relinguas? i would love to have the comfort of religion. >> greg: there you go up.

last word martha, this is getting legally heavy really heavy. >> martha: i do think there are all these religions that have replaced religion, you have climate change and the government, so this is the ultimate rebellion to say i don't need you, i don't need the government, i have god, i have, you know, my faith he's going to church, he's conservative, and i think that that does become a rebellion. jesus was a big rebel. his friends were big rebels and they were up against the romans, they were up against the orthodox surrounded them in israel so i mean, he was the ultimate rebel. if yo want to rage against the machine -- >> greg: that's it. >> martha: that would be an authentic way to do it. >> greg: it is interesting when you think of the ultimate, what is the ultimate kind of against the god would be wokism in the sense that it's so internal it's about who you are, your identity. my identity matters more than

what's external. >> martha: you want to freak people out say bishop baron, i follow a bit, he says the world is not about you. >> greg: yeah. >> martha: that like the meanest thing you could say to most people today. what? i thought the entire world was about me. he's saying it's actually it's not about you. and that is revolutionary. >> greg: yeah. actually, it is about me. >> martha: well, except for you. >> greg: except for, yes. we gotta move on. our guests are spouting local stories they've been scouting. [applause] how to grow delicious herbs: step one: use miracle-gro potting mix.

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>> coast to coast with stories that matter most you're watching local news with 9-time emmy award winner chet, and now

here's chet. >> that's funny. >> greg: local news where each guest as had to share a story from where they're from then i vote on a winner and that person gets a prize from our -- [cheers and applause] >> greg: what the hell. [cheers and applause] >> greg: where did you get that where did you get that costume? >> you like this? >> greg: no. i don't. do you own that? >> i can't get into it right now. they call me st. pauly boy. i gotta go find some buns for my bratwurst. >> greg: all right. nick. >> nick: yes. >> greg: what's your local news story. >> nick: i grew up in middle town new jersey part of monmouth county where the jersey shore begins and seaside heights which is the place known as where the jersey shore was filmed and long branch cancel pop up parties where young people would just

kind of spontaneously get together and have massive parties and drink a lot and cause lots of property damage. i thing this is just a horrible sad day. >> greg: i think it's a great day. they're having more fun than me. i don't like phonetism do you want to shut it down? >> greg: shut it all down. >> nick: on cinco de mayo. >> greg: we speak american here [laughter] >> nick: all right. >> greg: thank you, that guy in the back. waving the flag. it wasn't the american flag, it's the other one with the snake. martha. >> martha: yes. >> greg: story, now. >> martha: okay. that scared me. i grew up in wa aikoff new jersey y did play on the blue team soft ball on the blue team. and this little guilty, this six year old t-baller -- do you have the video? >> greg: i know what you're talking about.

>> martha: look at her. she hit the ball very well off the tee. i love this. i love this video because nice swing, first of all. >> greg: yeah. >> martha: she goes like halfway and look at all the silly -- she, she goes look at all these idiots they're all choicing the ball all at the same time and 11 little kids. she goes not only that i'm going to do a cartwheel. >> greg: that's good. >> martha: and then make it to first -gbase base. that happened mine home town. >> greg: i don't know, but i was born before there was tee ball. we played real sports with, you know, you had a swing and a ball that was coming at you. >> martha: she's six years old. >> greg: you gotta learn young martha. >> martha: they start with tee ball. >> nick: i don't like the show boating and the hot dogging. >> greg: all right, raw. >> rob: my home town is baltimore maryland. it's a great american city and they have a problem with people doing drag racing and fast racing on the city streets kind

of violent, not violent but dangerous racing. they're trying to pass an ordinance, we got some video there. they're trying to get the penalties raised. it's already illegal to do that. they're trying to increase the penalties so there's a big movement to crack down on all drag racing and so far florida governor de santis is in fave of that because he doesn't understand what drag racing -- this is not... this is not that. >> greg: you know what, what a great idea to combine both. >> rob: the ultimate penalty should be if you're going to drag race you're going to have to do it in heels. >> greg: exactly. at least these guys indriseses can drive. dane -- in dresses can drive a sexist would say. disgusting, kat. >> kat: i don't drive. >> greg: you don't drive. what's your story? it's michigan. >> kat: warren, there's these ladies and they do all this

stuff taking care of feral cats. >> greg: really. >> kat: i just want to take a moment to talk bot howi love feral cats. everyone says dogs are man's best friend,ty love everybody. feral cat you have to earn their love. keens wouldn't go near me at all for weeks if not months of his life and he loves me so much if my husband tries to snuggle me will bite my husband. so i had to fight for his love and now he will commit acts of violence when he feels it being threatened which to me is real love. >> greg: you're talking about the cat. >> kat: feral cats. you will never get love unless you get love from feral cats pitch i think your story about a crazy cat lady is a little too on the nose. >> kat: to me it's longical. more like logical cat ladies. >> greg: there's no such thing. up next, oh, who won that? i'm going to have to go with a

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in -- intruder instead of a gunment. i was thinking whyed krone to defend in new york against hairy gay men. >> kat: we did this story so you could make that joke, let's be clear. >> greg: they're always in my front yard, going through my trash can, these hairy gay men. >> rob: is that a euphemism? >> kat: if this columnist would like to use bear spray in his house i think he can do that. i think everyone should be ail to choose how they defend their own home. >> greg: exactly [applause] >> greg: martha, he claims having a gun in your house makes you safe is a delusion. i don't think that's true. you could be greater threat to yourself if you have a emotional problems but you are definitely safer when it comes to strangers. >> martha: if you had both, how would that be? >> greg: bear spray and a gun? >> martha: yes. >> greg: first use the bear spray to annoy him and then shoot him.

that terrible. >> martha: if he's breaking into my house. >> greg: i think we're losing -- >> martha: is it a bear or an intruder? >> greg: it's an intruder. i think we learned the bear spray from antifa. what do you think rob? >> rob: it's a little bit of an improvement for a progressive response to crime. think about it in terms of a bear attack, most progressives with say what to do at the national park, lie very still and pretend you're dead and wait until it's over. >> nick: which is what they say about the government too. >> rob: that's exactly right. >> nick: lie still, pretend you're dead, let it do whatever. >> greg: wow. >> nick: i'm excited to see how this plays out in the white house. he has no idea who's living in the white house. that's my guess. >> greg: we're always living at the, like, we're living in a weird time where our rights as just, to protect yourself and

your family aren't as important because of the suppression the august. it's like now, even a person that breaks into your house has more rights than you. >> nick: i feel, uh, i'm not sure i agree with that. it sounds like you're in a dirty harry movie. >> greg: i am. you're supposed to agree with me, nick. it's my show. >> nick: i'm sorry about that. greg, if you weren't the best damn host at tv i'd have your ass in a sling. >> greg: that what i node to hear. now i feel better. we're going to move on. don't go away, we'll be right back. en

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