[laughing] >> and you wouldn't want to screw around with him if you had your uniform on, i don't think p okay, he can't even make an off-the-cuff joke. the hockey uniform because, what, millie versus biden millie will be calling unc uncle -- or maybe great grandpa? all right, that's it for us tonight. don't forget to set your dvr. we always want to connect with us. thanks for watching all week long and remember it's american on forever and red got balcony he takes it off from here. have a great weekend -- greg gutfeld. [applause]. yeah. foz yeah, friday, right? yeah, let's run loose.

ha, ha, all right. all right, calm down, calm down. you know it's friday so that means we do this first. let's welcome tonight's gue guest. his eyes sparkle rain cubes into meghan marco. contributor douglas murray. like a kitchen knife she's sharp, useful and banned from our point. fox news anchor julie banderas. his act is just like his ha hair, pretty thin. comedian joe devito. and she's like a major-league baseball game. she goes on and on, and cost guys a fortune in beer. fox news contributor can't tube. all right, before we get to some new stories it is friday so let's do this. greg's leftovers.

yum p that's right it's leftovers, where i read the jokes we didn't use this we week. as always it is my first time reading this, so if they suck you get to kill a rider. here we go. on monday superstar qb, that is short for quarterback hack aaron rodgers was treated by the green bay packers to the new york jets. rogers says he looks forward to spending more time with his family during the playoffs. sports joke. legendary tv host jerry springer passed away on thursday. a small service will be held for family," friends, strippers, dwarves, skinheads and baby mamas. and in interview steven spielberg said he regrets anything et to remove guns from policeman's hands. in his defense, spielberg said, et was way ahead on transgender issues. true. [applause] according to

astrobiologist's, space tourists will need to sign legal waivers banning them from having sex while in space. disappointing travelers who assumed the voyage would include a little tango. on monday cnn parted ways with don lemon who complaine -- that was the big news -- who complained they didn't reach out to him before he was terminated. and, if they wanted to keep the news quiet, they could advantage during his show. anyone else's of census data showed that gen z woman identifying and bisexual in record numbers. making for complicated first dates, since no one knows how

to pay for dinner. kentucky congressman james cromer has accused the biden family of running an influence peddling scheme, which is news to anyone who has seen joe biden's pedd peddling. that's cute. i screwed it up. all right, i'll take it. speculation is rampant that hunter biden is living at the white house. source were tipped off after janitor was overheard saying, "i haven't cleaned up as evidence since bill clinton left." [applause]. i thought it was going to be more disgusting. was hoping for. during a florida campaign drop former president trump handed out pizza and asked, " "does anybody want a piece that i've eaten closeq it is the surest sign yet that he wants chris christie for vp.

energy secretary jennifer granholm said this week she wants all us military vehicles to be electric by 2020 -- 2030. the hardest part will be finding extension cords for the tanks. , "that's not how they work closezingo. new details have emerged about last week's explosion of the spacex's rocket. apparently engineers try to print it from prematurely exploding by telling it to think about baseball. i yeah, yeah, i. the us embassy incident had been evacuated making it the fourth embassy around the world to have been evacuated under president biden. meanwhile, this guy is good, said one expert. [applause] and, finally, those are my number two favorite words, president biden had words of

encouragement for americans still trapped in sudan, saying, "how hard is it to get out of a four-door car ". that was good. that was a good one. that was worth a chuckle. all right, now to the news. let me put on my news glas glasses, huh? the time says we shouldn't care if joe biden is not all there. here's an easy medical test. if you don't know by now that joe biden's brain is mush, then you may also have dementia. gutfeld state injecting balance of nature. but for everyone who does see the deterioration of president poopy pants, you won't be surprised to discover that the new york times had no problem with his decline. in fact, who needs a healthy president, they argue. but what's next? blind pilots? quote, "strange as it may sound the american government can function without a healthy president." well,

that's good to know, you jackasses. these are the same dopes, mind you, who wanted trump thrown out of office with the 25th amendment. or with the phony russia gate native. when he was deemed unfit that was in a financial strength. but will be in cognitive disaster, marco that's just adorable. it's like having a puppy with three legs. , "he can use the other thr three", and he helps like a bunny. and it is so cute when they get slothful to but you would think at least one time he would get up and say, "i'm running for president, where, where my going? you would think at least one time he get up and say saying, i ran for president, where my going to where the hell my going? i want to get out. come over there. [applause]. get out.

i don't think we deserve him. he is just too good for us. the times writer also compared biden to fdr and reagan who had their own health problems. and pointed the cabinet secretaries and military leaders who got us through i it. yeah, but those guys never get lost in their own yard. by the way, did you know that the one thing biden thought when he got to be president for that he'd get to give orders but he takes more order than he did? by the way, the one thing i thought when i got to be president, i'd get to give orders. but i take more orders than i ever did. hmm, yeah. and those orders include, "don't touch anything on your desk", and, "please stop sniffing our children ". it is cute him thinking he could be president. you know, just because an airline pilot pins wings on a

five-year-old doesn't mean he gets to fly the jumbo jet. i wonder if it's hard for joe to keep track of the last place he was. ps i'm trying to think of where the last place it was, it's hard to keep track. ireland po, you're right, ireland. ireland! maybe it was doctor jill pretending to be a child. ireland! ireland. and there you go, children can outthink him and need fewer diapers. what say you, joe? no, no, no, look, the kid didn't let me finish. i think orders sometimes. sometimes i take, you know, like a food order for the staff. i'll say, "who wants coffee closeq i'll say whobody.

i just made up a word. did you ever make up a word? like. you know what sniffalicious means? you got to get in close po, my god that was amazing. got to get this straight, douglas. in america, if a revoking president is deemed unfit, it's an existential threat. but if it's democrat the si site, you really don't need a healthy president after all. isn't that amazing? yes it's like this machine runs itself. this isn't a car, this is the united states of america. yeah. the idea -- if at times he thinks this is the case, then they should have told the site of the last election as well. it really doesn't matter whose president, then we

don't really care because in the end it is run by someone else. and then the i think of that was gruesome. yes p considering this president is avoiding more press conferences than any previous president, the fact that when he does appear in public it's in front of a small group of children and he can't do questions and answers with them either. what a problem. wouldn't that be great if it was like peter ducey's child? if you had like steve ducey, then you get peter ducey, and you got another ducey. ireland. ireland!. ireland. julie, i had a question for you. joe finally admitted but we have been totally saying that joe wasn't running the show, that he takes order that's really a bunch of woke peo people. i am i the fact that he admitted it. i do, i think every man should follow his footsteps and admit that they do not give the orders. yes. but women agree in here because they are laughing inside. but i will say this, when you compare presidents to past presidents, so the times compared him to roosevelt, who had numerous health issues, right -- reagan who

had alzheimer's after he left the office. there's a whole point, there's a difference. he is currently in office. so to say a president's whole fitness and mental fitness is not important in order to hold the office, the highest office in the land, as is absolutely bogus? so what do you make of this, joey? well, i think for presidential health they lowered the bar. it's lower than the one that keeps them from falling on a bed at night. oh, no. what is this spring up trying to say? many chickens who have had their heads cut off the rewarding lives? it's so ridiculous that they are actually trying to say that it doesn't matter if he is in charge. but comparing to fdr, i mean, the president with polio we died in office, that's the standard we are setting for performance? i think you can tell because whoever yelled out i am, i don't know if it was a chi child -- or maybe a leprechaun, i'm not sure that voice -- but i think the key to press conferences to keep

getting younger and younger people to keep asking questions until finally he is just yelling at a sonogram. ha-ha-ha. joe kind of hit on something. fdr died in office and statistically, i mean, biden, the democrats are putting forth a candidate that statistically -- statistically -- will die in office. teaser rate a path to life expectancy -. that i'll have. yes. on. i just think it is very revealing that they are setting the bar at functioning. yes. because i can admit that there have been times in my life when i give myself credit for cell functioning. right. but that's not when things were going well. no. [laughing] p but that is not bragging, that means that things are going -- i mean,, "vote for me, i am out of bed sometimes ". i mean, i could have said things are going worse better than sitting the bar at functioning.

you know what it is, they act like he has a hangover. oh, you know, he is a pretty good job. he just gets to the day. you're the president, bro po, man, i could go for a cheeseburger or a shake. so . yeah, that's what i had to offer p oh, well, all right, let's get to number one books. just mailing it in. maybe get, i think the word you're looking for is so seek. there you go. all right, before we go you can now preorder my book, my new book, cat, the king of late night. this book is great. there's even autographed editions available. look at that cover, is that beautiful? is that really the cover? that's really the cover. it is not time to redesign. they actually had to dial back the muscles. now you get that book plus tickets for my upcoming tour at ggutfeld.com.

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you support jim crow if you're not eating cookie dough? and does your desire to diet want to raise right? author virginia soul smith is stirring controversy, and probably a bucket of gravy, by claiming that the desire to be thin stems from white supremacy. so let me get this straight. the thin ideal is definitely a white ideal? the thin ideal is definitely a white ideal.

when we trace the history of modern diet culture, we really trace it back in the united states to enter celebrate -- self -- slavery bug so having a thin white body is the ideal body is the other way to demonize black and brown butter, bigger bo body, anyone who doesn't fit into that norm. so this is really about maintaining systems of supremacy and patriarchy. what a horrible stupid no good ( bleep ) thing to say. you are disgusting. you are disgusting. people got skinny and the separation of being white and demonizing blacks? tell that to president taft. or the millions of white people who are obese, just like you, virginia. yeah, not plus size, obese. sorry it's not white people's fault you can't stop stuffing your face with donuts. you blame patriarchy? no, more like tran32 but and

we don't care how big a place as you are, you create a truckload of koala bears for all i care. i don't care. because being fat isn't your problem. it's being stupid. [applause]. you're telling kids in this day and age not to worry about getting fat, which is the cause of 300,000 preventable deaths a year? you are actually green lighting slow suicides that end up killing the people you pretend to defend? oh, so your fat because white people are racist? no, you are actually the racist. a big one. [applause]. because you assume that blacks can't eat better, or exercise self-control, or just exercise period.

but, just like your toilet afte binging on taco bell, you're full of ( bleep ) [applause]. julie, this is like the mos dangerous -- night. stupid. i mean, to say that you can't control a preventable health risk because it's based on end of slavery, how wicked i that? no, is disgusting. i mean, i do relate with her on a couple things. like i too would like to be t thin. and i am a slave to children. but, i mean, how the hell does that make us racist? it makes absolutely no sense. and what are they going to say next that children are racist because they treat their parent like slaves? i don't know. i mean, asked that got to be about a stupid answer claims ar now. and she is a white plump woman so i'm not sure where the hell she got this idea. almost all of these --

please, i mean, what -. no, no, almost all of these crackpot ideas come from white female liberals. no black person would ever -- a black person hearing this would laugh hysterically and just go, "your ( bleep ) nots ". and, "don't eat my nuts ". that -. yes. you're a racist, get ski skinny!. you know what, by virtue of your weight you are probably th biggest white supremacist ever to walk this earth. how dear you flaunt your racism? what are you, a size 0? this -- yes [applause] [laughing]. yes, i am. and, you know, i think this woman is being really mean to me. [laughing]. yep. she can do whatever she wants.

she can look however she was. i don't care. for her to get out there and th fact that nobody questions thes things and just publishes them? that to me is where it's crazy bug this from the article. she identifies as, "small facto self", and advocated making the term neutral as opposed to derogatory -- okay blah blah blah blah blah blah. if i were you thinking i would say, "wait a minute, what does that mean?" no one ever said that anymore. as soon as you bring race into it, or phobia into it, anything from you, people are like, yeah the pats, yeah. this, nobody believed this. nobody can believe it. she gives you a point a and then she gives you a point b, and there is know a that one gets to the other. yes. she's like you're skinny an i'm not and therefore you are racist. yeah. i know, it's amazing. right now there's about $4,000 in the city going what the•

[applause]. what is small fat? small fat, let's ask joe. oh, ho ho ho ps i think i might be the heaviest person on the panel. thank you. small fat, that's something you get at starbucks, i think. this, and the oppression olympics, she's in the decathlo where -- make it i hate to use sports metaphor, but it's the idea like well, i'll combine these 2 to get myself the most amount of sympathy that i can. it's nonsense. fat people are not oppressed. i've been oppressed by fat people. i've been oppressed up against the window on a flight to la by someone who was muffin cupping their way to my seat. it is the ultimate first world problem. this isn't even second world problems. , "sorry, sir, but you can't ge in on this ". the idea that you can say to someone that the history of oppression, there were no other oppressed groups that have at the way fat people do, because you get to eat. yeah. no other oppressed, to, "we

been building this railroad all day but the lunch is awesome ". so it's just nonsense. and i hate to say it, like if you're in this situation the ba health effects of obesity are well known, and we've even just unit trust covid p exactly. it was the number one comorbidity. it's not just something we can say oh. this is dangerous and this is causing people's lives just lik every left the intersection saying like. please kill black people and fa kill black people. they project these ideas without caring what kind of consequences they are. i mean, i have weight issues bu i gained weight and i lose weight, i gained weight and i lose weight. you're always better when you lose the weight. and we negate -- and when you gained weight you are depressed you know you're fat, but you don't project that on other people. you go like, "i gotta fix this. end us weighed 500 pounds, by the way. and then you decided to lose weight. and look how successful you are now, right? before you were a circus clown

at the carnival. you were at the dunk tank. i blinked out that period o my life ps and we understand w why. it was a humility experience. i prefer to pass over it myself. but you've written about this kind of like -- it's not even woke his minimarket's mental illness. we have a saying during the covered picnic when -- the magazine had a cover of a very large flat rock woman and said this is healthy. and i like, no, this not hea healthy. this is not healthy at any time and is especially not healthy when it comes to covid. but this is just another exampl you see the headlines. the rationalization of everything. you can get on npr, you can get academic funding if you say, i' like to go from plantation to m current preoccupation and say everything is racist. it will work. and answer this ignoramus, when

she says this, do you know that she does a little smuggling trick there. she's talking about thin people and fat people and then she get longer than saying, "then white bodies ". yes. but oh, you were talking about white bodies. she says then white bodies and then that blackberry. you created or not, and now you will get another research grant and you'll get on npr again. i just think people need to tel his people to go away p exactly. they are getting an hour away ps up next, taxpayers take a height while bombs crap anywhere they like cro. ♪ ♪ control is everything to me. ♪ feel significant symptom relief with skyrizi, including less abdominal pain and fewer bowel movements at 4 weeks. skyrizi is the first and only il-23 inhibitor for crohn's that can deliver both clinical remission and endoscopic improvement. the majority of people on skyrizi achieved long lasting remission at 1 year. serious allergic reactions

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>> they want to cement your right to live in a tent. i guess organen want to lead th nation in drug use and public defecation. organ apt newly proposed right to rest acting to decriminalize camping in public places. the bill want to give legal protection to the homeless population while telling law-abiding citizens, meet the new neighbor who just pooped on

your doorstep. according to the bill, the homeless would be protected fro harassment, citation or rest an given a reasonable expectation of privacy on any property belonging to the person, regardless of whether the property is located in a public space. in other words, a tent in a public park. or on a sidewalk in front of your shop. or literally anywhere. and that way the energy of the police could be saved for the real threats, like parents show up at school board meetings. so under this law you wouldn't be able to tell someone or some homeless guy to beat it. and horse individuals would hav the right to sue for up t to $1,000 if harassed or told t move. the upside is, if they win, where do you mail that check? [applause]. joe, this is right up your alley because you are always looking for a place to live. a place to crash. yeah, yeah, your broke. you -- you know, -. wake up on a few park benches and people don't let yo hear the end of it.

yep. so what's the deal, has organ just decided it's over for them? they are going full like -- i don't know, mad max beyond 30 don't? yeah, it's like let's try and be a failed state, let's give it a shot. is really sad because when you see things like this, i think this ties in with the previous discussion we had that we've taken people who are dysfunctional and who are sick, and we keep rewarding bad behavior. [applause] ps and the problem with the homeless is that we se the homeless, there's different kinds of people you're talking about. some people have fallen on hard times. you can help the person upon bu then there are some people who work for whatever reason have made choices they can't functio in society. you can try but some of them can't be helped and now we are seeing this in places like san francisco where they are just trying to sort a people. and then are surprised when people who have their act say, we are out of here. i want a lot of apartness booze i never realized there was goin to be so much pooped. right. douglas, it is said though --

it's not like -- this is not a lifestyle. yeah. is not like hard times, it' hard drugs, freedom you don't have to pay bills. it is a choice. and if you bring that up responsibly, "oh, you know how hard it is to be homeless?" an they say we are not talking about that. we stop talking about that. because of that argument, we en up here. you built a bulletproof vest fo them. yeah the love the left wording of it, "the right to rest ". such a lovely thing, i'll just rest. mentioned before euthanasia. right. the idea to even call this tent city phenomenon the right to rest, i've traveled plenty around organ, and it is just so sad to see. yeah. you mentioned san francisco i remembered some is going to physical realizing this thing

was like a way of life, as you say. you go to the main chemistry fo coffee and you see something coming off of their tent, stretching, showing you something you didn't want to se at that time in the morning. and you're not meant to notice and everyone just sort of walks by and they think is normal. and organen filled with this like california is. and it is also very weird if yo come from any normal place. realizing that people have gotten used to this. yeah. they've just gotten used to it and they present it as if it is a totally unsolvable problem. and is not a unsolvable problem and we know that, because most first world cities are not covered in homeless tent encampments. it is so interesting you say th phrase, "got used to it ". so we have a few homeless people. oh, you know what, let them hav some tents. pretty soon there's going to be structures made of wood and lik metal, right. they are going to have inputs and electricity, and then you

are going to have cities that are immovable. what do you say kat? are you pro tent city? in terms of what? like, i mean, here i think that it's tough to -- i think you should be sent to jail for bein homeless. i think this is so far in the other direction is absolutely absurd. it said if you have a reasonabl protection of privacy regard as to whether the property or tent is located in a public space. ha-ha. no you don't. none of us do >> exactly. , "why are you looking at m while i am masturbating in public?." exactly. but that is what public means. but the regional expectation of privacy in public is that you don't have person because you are in public >> exactly. and you will be arrested if you do things in public that should be in private. but this makes that impossible to arrest because if you are whacking it, if you are pooping or peeing is like, no, you are violating my space. what happens to everything else, though, is that only for

tent cities? or is it anybody can walk down the street doing anything, a co see them do and you're like, "excuse me, i'm in my private property right now", wearing a tent around your head. a hoodie that's also a tent. julie, no doubt you passed out in parts before. do you have any advice for people long-term? i mean, look at new york city, there is your long-term results to letting the homeless run the streets intensities, an obviously just breeze drugs and crime, which is obviously what this country is turning into. and the citizen apparently th think, you know, tent cities make sense in public space bar so in other words to help the rest of us that are actually paying attention that taxes. major even open the order further into mexico and invite them into these. i would love the right to rest is a mother of three. i'm ( bleep ) exhausted. no one has a right to left breast. i'm going to pitch a tent in th backyard and hang out around ke absent in sticknet's my backyar and hide my kids and these things. so it inspired me. and some places pitching a

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. yep, you're watching mailin it in. welcome to mailing it in. you write, i read. and god knows what we do next. here we go. all right, this is a good question. is kind of serious but i like it, from bright eyes. what book have you recommended to a younger person, and why? kat? other than my own, obvi obviously, which is the best book ever, except for the bible. yes pa like the john updike rabbit. is one of those books where you can just underline things. i like to underline sentences and take them with me throughou my life. and then when i read it and get refreshed. john updike. john updike, rabbit, rabbit

run, rabbit redux and rabbit rest. you got to read all of them. so it's a book about ani animals. notes not. i love bunnies >> i could have just recommende my own book. you actually tried with the answer. this seems like a good gift for around the easter season. you can move on now. i will move on, thank you, youn lady. maybe they are right about getting people being bigots joe, do you know how to read? i do >> excellent. and i have had some trouble with recommending good books since kat roy my john updike books by drawing all over them. i recommend charles perkowski's him on right so young to learn that humanity has always been gross and disgusting, and they always will be. i tried to read catcher in the rye as an adult. i want to smack the ( bleep ) out of holden caulfield. it's kind of like when i watch but was not, it's like, "they should have never let those kid have that dance. right.

it is true, all those books tha were supposed to be great, like when you were in high school an stucco they're not that good. catcher in the rye, blah. that one, the separate piece, did you have to read that? yeah >> everybody is drowning. what was that all about? i can't remember. let's move on, julie, something you have read that you can recommend to a younger person. i mean, obviously i have to say best for. if i had to choose another i'd say the giving tree because it teaches you to give. it also teaches you how greedy bleep )s are. i mean, if you cut them down to the stump, what a selfish pasto and >> i don't even know what this book is p because you don't hav children and you are not a very giving person. no, i'm not. well, sometimes i am. anyway, douglas, you have some great books. i would recommend any of dou douglas' books. very kind of you to say so. i read at least two or th

three. how many do you have? seven. you got some way to go. yeah. if it is a kid, i think i would probably say skinny by roald dahl who is in the course of being rewritten to take out all of the gruesome nasty th things, including people being fat and ugly. i would say get a first edition road all. the other thing else is narnia books, which were magical for u growing up. cs lewis. if they are a bit older i would recommend my favorite of all time, which is a book called leopard by giuseppe do not reduce about going to time. that sounds like fun. i would recommend the bible of unspeakable truths. and is actually really good. it's been out for a long time. all right. if you could be the lead singer of a well-known band, what band would it be, julie? oh, god.

i could see you and the bangles. four non-blindness. yeah, it's my karaoke tune, what's up. i'm a little hoarse right now o i belted out. i know somebody who identifies as a bunny. maybe you could get together an frolic in the woods. douglas. do you listen to music? i bet you are a classical music man. i am, yes. but i wouldn't mind an alternative life or i could be the lead singer in queen. oh, that would be nice. yeah. yes. premium rhapsody, very long song, but worth it. yes. it's amazing i came up with that. you know it's interesting, no bands in classical music, it wa just like beethoven. it was like beethoven and the ships, right? right, joe? because i'm the drummer.

joe? i would like to be the lead singer for the red hot chili peppers. and then when our plan was a tour i would break into the cockpit and grabbed the wheel and smashes the side of a mountain. because i hate that band. i can't take them. that is a hell of a sacrifice. it would be worth it. it will be worth it tomorrow myself. i had the same feelings toward red hot chili peppers. what is it about them that they are so phenomenally popular yet for a lot of people it really does induce vomiting? i would lunch or the volume knob. it only takes them to notes. so annoying. in california, blah blah blah. i would rather listen to th cars for kids commercials over and over again. they are now in their 40s, those kids. kat, i know what you're going t say. no, because i wouldn't want to bring any of the bands i lik by being in them. that's true.

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i mean, where is this from? somebody tell me in my year where this article is from. in where? insider? feeding. anyway, douglas, okay, what kills me about this whole insec thing that no one is arguing that you can either cricket. yeah. but why would you if you have other food. so the argument that is edible is just pointless. so is dirt and charcoal is everything is edible in some w way. i tell everybody that i had thi recently in moscow and ordered some guacamole and they said, d you want crickets on that. i said, well, obviously not. i thought that was such a strange question. and i started on two different

versions. one is the guacamole good to e eat, and the other has horrible insects on top. it wasn't a hard choice. is something that is immediatel offputting about it. if you are told oh, is great protein or cheap or whatever an you're like, and it's a cricket. i am going to do my impression of you. oh, man, a cricket is a [inaudible], my dear." it's a sport, it's not lunch. i'm getting better at it. joolco what's wrong with this person? so many things to think about oh, i want to get some treats for the kid. let's go down to petco, in the reptile section ". oh, my daughter, she is eating mice an a third grade level ". kat, last ward 2 you. and another area -- another era wouldn't this be child abuse? you know, i feel like the only thing worse than feeding your kids bugs is telling a buddy you're feeding your kids

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