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i don't think he can't even woud make an off the cuff joke, butni hockey uniform because whatoke. melley versus biden, melley would be crying. >> unclethe hose, , maybe great grandpa. all right. that's it for tonight. don't forget to set your dvr. we always want you connected with us. thanks for watching all week long. and remember, it's america now and forever. and greg gutfeld , he takes it all from here. >> have a good weekend vr .yeah, everybody. yeah, yeah, yeah, right, right. yeah. let's let loose. all right. all right. calm down. calm down. it's friday. so that means we do this first. let's welcome tonight's guest.ha
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his eyes sparkle when he ripsdoa into megahed marcoule fox newsoi contributor douglas murray like kitchen night cheese, sharp, useful and banned from airplanes. fox news anchor julie bhandari . his act is just like his hair, pretty thin. comedian joe devitir, preta. and she's like a major league baseball game. she goes on and on and coste. guys a fortune in beer. on an d bob contributor catches. ght, all right. now, before we get to some news stories, it's friday. eto let''s do s do this. rs greg's leftovers. >> yeah, that's right. it's leftovers is where i read the jokes that we didn't use this week. it has always it is my first time reading these.
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>> so if they , you get to killw hea writer. as alway >> here we go on monday.this, so isuper star qb that's short for quarterback cabat aaron rodgers was traded by the green bay packers to the new york jets. rodgers says he looks forwardk to spending more time with his family aaro during the playoffse >> sports joke. playoffs. legendary tv host jerry springer passed away on thursday. a small service will be held for family, close friends, strippers, dwarves, skinheads and baby mamas. thursdayin an interview, steven spielberg says he regrets editing e.t. to remove mamas gus from policemen's hands. in his defense, spielberg said it was way ahead. on transgender issues. and drew, according to aster
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biologist's, space tourists will need to sign legal waivers banning them from having while in space . spg travelers who assume the voyage would include a little tan g. parted on monday, cnn parted ways with dawn lerman, who complained that was the big news who complained they didn't reach out to him before he was terminated, adding if hey wanted to keep the newsws quiet, they could have aired ita during his shontw at a new show analysis of census data showeds that genze women are identifying as bisexual in record numbers, making for complicated first dates. since no one knows how to pay ns fo.r dinner, kentucky
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ongressman james colmer has accused the biden family of running and influenciden e peddg scheme, which is news to anyone who's seen joe biden's etling. that's cute.i sc i tweeted ouret, all right, i'll take it. speculation is rampant that hunter biden is living at the white house. sources were tipped off after a janitor was overheard saying,t i haven't cleaned up this much evidence. so since bill clinton left whit thought it was going to be more disgusting hoping for it during a florida campaign stop ,former president trump handed out pizza and asked, does anybody want a piece that i've aten? it's the surest sign yet thatn he wants chris christie for vp.h ristenergy secretary jennifer
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granholm said this week she wants all us military vehicles i to be electric by 2030. the hardest will be finding extension cords for the tanks. . that's not how they work. new details have emerged about ast week's explosion of he space rocket. apparently, engineers tried to prevent it from prematurelyae exploding by telling itnt l. hink about basebal oh, yeah? yeah. the u.s. embassy in sudan has been evacuated, making it the fourth embassy around the world to have been evacuated under president biden. wow. this guy is good. i , said oneyeah, expert. and finally, those are my two favorite words. president bidenumber tn had worf
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encouragement for americans still trapped in sudan, saying, how hard is itemo to get out or f a four door car? that was good. that was a good one . ththat was worth a chuckle. all right.ow to th >> now to the news. on my n let meews put it my news glass. uh, the times says we shouldn't care if joe biden's not alln isn there. here's an easy medical test. ifot a you don't know by now that joe biden's brain is mush, theni you may also have dementiade.. time to start injecting balance of nature. but for everyone who does see the deterioration of president pants, you won't be surpriserioe to discover that the new yorkw times has no problem with his decline. times hain fact, who needs a hey president ? they argue, well, what's next? >> blind pilots, quote, strange as it may sound, the american government can function without a healthy president . ay well, that's good to know y
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. these are the same dopes, mind you , who wanted trump thrown out of office with the twenty fifth amendment or with the phony russia gate narrative when he was deemed unfit. that was an existential threat . but joe the ar, being a cognitie disaster, well, that'se thmind g adorable. it's like having a puppyat when h with three lege s. disaster you can us, e the other three ae he hops like a bunny. and it's so cute. when he gets lost. but you think at least one time he'd get up and say, i'm running for president . where where am i going?? ityou think at least one time b. he'd get up and say, i'm running for president ?da where where am i go and wheret,e the arere i want to get out?ndn oh, no. .ng, i rae overn fo. you know, i don't think we
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deserve him. he's just too good for us . he times writer also compared biden to fdr and reagan,an who had their own healthwn problems and pointed to cabinet secretaries and militaryth prob secretaries and military lead leaders who got us through it. yeah, but those guys never got lost in their own yard. by the way, did you know that the one thing biden thoughts when he got to be president was that he'd get toit give orders, but he takes more orders than ? he di by the way, the one thingd? thew i thought when i got to beay, president , i get to give orders. when i take more orders thanan i ever did. >> mhm. yeah. and those orders include don't touch anything on your desk and please stop sniffingleas our children. e stop snif is kind of cute though him thinking he could be president. you know, just because an airline pilot pins wings on a five year old, does it really mean he gets to fly the jumbo jet?
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you kni , i wonder if it's hardo joe to keep track of the last k place he wasas trying to think was the last. where's the last place i was? it's hard to keep track. >> i was i mean, yeah, you're right. i , i maybe that was dr. jill pretending to be a child. i ireland. >> and there you go. jill childre can outthink himu and need fewer diapers. whatch say you , joe ?no, no, no >> no, no, no. look, look, the kid didn't let me finish or i take orders sometimes. sometimes i take, you know, like a food orde i r for the sf . >> i'd say probably probably, want coffee. i don't wanna see anybody. >> khubani, i just made up a word to make a word.
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>> i do that sometimes like sniff delicious. make you know, it'sup delicious means if you want to know, you got to get in close. ans? all right.t to g over joe bidenet. so give me a thing. i've got to get this straight. douglas in america, if a republican president is deemed unfit, it's an existential threat. but if it's democrat, it's like you really don't need a healthyn president after all. >> isn't that an amazingn exists like it's fine.you real this machine runs itself. yes, exactly.ly after althis isn't a car. this is the united states of america. yeah. >> the idea i mean, if the time that she thinks this is a case and they should have told us ahead of the last election as well, is that right? it doesn't really matter who who's president . and we don't really carehey shot because in the end, it's run by someone else. by the way, the island thing that was gruesome. yes. that was really also considering this president has avoided more press conferences than any previous president . the fact that when he does appear in public in front of
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a small group of children and he can't do questionscause and answers with them either we're having a probleminthe end and every grave that was pr actually like peter duty's child. sovoiding more you had like.pe yeah, like steve doocy.in front then you got of peter doocy and then he got another deucyy h julie. eland! >>. julie had a question forr you . he joe finally admitted what we've been totally saying, that joe wasn't running the show, that he takes orders that it'sli really a bunch of jokestersjoe that are pulling allwasn the strings. he just said it. t i admire the fact that he admitted it. i do. i think every ma actually should follow his i the footsteps and admit that f they do not give he orders. >> yes , bu t women agree in gi here. they're laughing inside. buve orders. >>t but i will say, you know, when you compare this president to past presidents, wo sou the times compared himpast to roosevelt, who had numerous health issues. reagan, who had alzheimer's after he left the office. that's the whole point.
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there is the difference, right? he's currently in office. so to say that a president's health, fitness and mental ter he leffitness is not importo order to hold the office, the highest office in the landft is absolutely bogus. >> so what do you make of this, joey? well, i think for presidential health, they've lowered the bar. it's lower than the one thatoffe keeps them from falling out ofo bed at night. >> and n bogus?o, what does thin they're trying to say manyti chickens who've had their head s cut off lead rewarding lives for much. it's so ridiculoust off that they're actually trying to say it doesn't matterthth . he's in charge by comparing it to fdr. i mean, the president with polio died in office. >> that's that's the standard we're setting for performance. and i think you can tell so ri because whoever yelled atdi sland, i don't know if it was a child or maybe a leprechaun.d >>me yes, sure.presiden with that voice, i think died the keyframe the pressr conferences is to keep having younger and younger people ask question tell becaus until finally he's just yelling at a sonogram. >> yeah, you know, joe kind of hit on something. you know, fdr died in office.
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and statistically, i mean, biden, the the the democratsha-a re putting forth a candidate that statistically, statistically will die in office. he's already passed the life expectancy thaate a pat i'll ha. yes. -- i . i just think it's very revealing that they are setting the bar at functioning. >> yesth.e bar becausatat e i can admit that te have been times in my life when i've given myself credit for still functioning right. >> but that's not when things were going well. nong well., like you did a cat,t out of bed. that's not that's not bragging. yeah. that means that things are going i mean, vote for me. i'm out of bed sometimes, like ,that's all that they couldn't have said . things are going worse, better than setting the bar at functioning. >> yeah. you know what it is hat is n?tha it's they act like hnse has- i n a hangover. someti you know, heme does a pretty gog job. today is through the dayoing .
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to st. joseph' s indian school. >> learn more at s.t. joburg today. > african says. >> do you support jim crow if you're not eating cookie dough? and does your desire to diet make you want to race riot author virginia soul smith is stirring controversyd nd probably a bucket of gravy by claiming that the desire to be thin stems from white supremacy. so let me get this straight.gets the thin ideal is definitely e ideal . >> in the thin ideal is definitely a white ideal .
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f when we trace the history of modern diet culture, we really trace it back in the united states to the end of slavery. so celebrating a thin whiteunit body as thede ideal body is a wy to other and demonize black and brown bodies, bigger bodies. anyone who doesn't fit into that norm. soso this is really abou maintaining systems of white anyone wsupremacy and patriarch >> what a horrible, stupid, no good thing to say. you mean you are disgusting. you are disgusting. people got skinny is a celebrate version of being white and demonizing blacks. tell tha separat to president t >> or the millions of white people who are obese, just like you , virginia. yeah, not plus size obese. sorry, white people's fault.t a you can't stop stuffinn'g your face with donutyos. no >> you blame patriarchy no
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more like pastry. akie and we don't give out plus size you . are you going to eat a pick up truck full of koala bears for all i care. i don't care because being fat isn't your problem. >> it's being stupid. you're telling me.d of koa you're telling. it's you're telling kids in this day t to worry aboutabout getting fat, which is the causes of three hundrede thousand preventable deaths a year. you're actually greenline lighti eating slow suicides that endd up killing the peopleilling t you pretend to defend. ohhe, so you're fat because wha peoplet are racists? no, you're actually the racists of big one . >> because you assume that blacks can't eat better or exercise self-control. or just exercise, period.
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but just like your toilet after bingeing on taco bell,bleep you're full. julie, this is like the most dangerous, stupid. i mean, to say that you can't control preventable health risk can'use it's based on the end oft slavery. how wicked is that? no, it's disgusting. i mean, i do relate with her on a couple things. like i too would like to be thin and i am a to children. but i mean, how the hell doesg. that make us racist? >> absolutely make relate s absolutelychildren no sense.. and , you knowt,, what i mea ar, they going to say next that children are racist? because they treat their parents like ? i don't know. i mean, that's going to be about as stupid as her claims are right now. and she is a white, plump woman. so i'm not even sure where the she got this idea. >> well, no, that almost all ofe these people i mean.irlave no, nos?, almost all of thesesom crackpot ideas come from n whitm
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female liberals. no black person woul wd ever a black person hearing thisack s would laugh hysterically la, you're nuts and don't eat my nuts. >> okay, yes, you're a racist. >> you're you are. you are. you know what? by virtue of your weight you are the probably the biggest white supremacist everskinny!.hat, by vi to walk . how dare you flaunt your racism ? >> what are you , a size zero?m? this what? yes.at are y yes, i am. and you know, i think this woman is being really mean to me. >> yep. yep. she can do whatever she wants. yeah, she can. she can look whoever she wants, i don't care. but for her to get out there in the fact that nobody questions these things, that just shblishes them, that to me
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is where it's crazy. this is from the article she? that identifies as , quote, small fat herself and advocate t d taking the term neutral as opposed to derogatory. okay, but if i were in thisderoo interview, i would say, holdblah on a minute. blah what does that mean? >> yeah, nobody ever says that anymore. you bring race into it or phobia into it. anything phobia., or pho people are like,bi oh yeah. lik, and then that' ys how this gets published. yes. nobody actually believes that. no, nobody can believe nobody. does it make sense. she she gives you a point a and then she gives you a point b and there's no way that one gets to the other. yes. you like you're skinny and i'm not and therefore you're a racist. yeah. , nobody. yeah i know.and th >> it's a busy right now there's about four thousand dogsah in the city going like what, small, fat, small bag. well, let's ask joe .
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>> oh, i think i might be the heaviest person on the panel. make you a small, fat. l fat? >> that's something you get at> starbucks, i think. yes, that'i think s this some ts is in the oppression olympics. think.in the decathlon where ani spte to use a sports metaphor in this case, but it's the idea of like, well, i'll combineese these things to get myselfto gfp the most amount of sympathy atthat i can. it's nonsense that people are not oppressed. i've been oppressed by that. >> i've been oppressed up against a window on a flight to l.a. by someone who was opprd muffin topping their way into my seat. so it's the ultimate first world problems. this isn't even even second world problems. yes. sorry, serbia. you can't get in on this. yeah, this is the idea that you could say to someone thateaa the history of oppression, there were no other oppressed groups that havet someone the way that people do because you getat. to eat. >> yeah. group nos like, oh, we're building this railroad all day. but the lunch is awesome.
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awesome lunch. so it's it's just nonsense. and i hate to say it, like, ifl you're if you're in the situation, the bade lunch effects of obesity are well known. and we've even just seen it with covid exact age. it was the number one comorbidity. so this is not just something where we can say, oh, well, this is dangerous. and this is costing people's lives just like every other lefty intersectional thing,sect like defunding the police, kill black people, pushing this stuff, kills exact date. they project these ideas without caring what kind of consequences they are. i can say that. i mean, i that weight issues, i gain weight and i lose weight. i gain weight. they lose weight. you're always better when you lose the weight. and when you gain the weight, you're depressed. you know, you're fat and youcarg but you don' wt project that on other people. you go like, i gots be to fittee now. you'ven you and you once weigh otfive hundred pounds and theny. you decided to lose weight. and look how successfuecided tle
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now. right before you were a circusv. clown at the carnival, you were at the dunk tank. i blanked out that period of my life and we understand why it was really it was a humiliating experience to pass over it. >> yeah, so but you've written about this kind of like it's not even woke anymore.is kind >> it's just mental illness. wo this is i mean, we we hadhen -- you were saying in the covered largemic when glamour magazine had that cover of a very large fat black woman and it said , this is healthy. yeah, that was the cover. and you're like, no, this is not healthy. this is like not healthy at any time. and it's especially not healthy when it comes to covid. >> but but this is just another example, as you say in your headline, is the racialization of everything. right? you can you can get on npr, you can get academic funding. and like to go fromy plantation to my current . preoccupation and sayunding everything's racist, it'll work. and as for this, this ignoramu s ,when she said it, did you notice that she did
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a little smuggling trip there? >> she said she was talking about thin people and fat people, and then she just smuggled isays thin saying thinh bodies. >> yes. ohe ts han sayi, but but you weren't tg about white bodies, you say. thin 5%, fat black bodies and then work. you've created your dichotomy and now you'll get another research grant and you'll get on npr again. i justry. ted or not think people need to tell these people to go away. exactly. they like getting in all of our way up. yet taxpayers take my while bombs anywhere they like. we love being outside, but the sun makes our deck and patio too hot to enjoy. now, thanks to our new sun set a retractable awning, we can select full sun or instant shade in just sixty seconds. it's twenty degrees cooler under the sun center and we get instant protection from harmful uv rays and sunglasses for pricing starting at less than one thousand dollars. transform your outdoor living space into a shaded retreat. your family will love.
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doorstep. according to the bill , the homeless would be protected from harassment, citation or arrest and given a reasonablefr expectation of privacy in anynd property belonging to the personle expec, regardless of wr the property is located in a public space . in other words, a tent in a public park or on a sidewalk in front of your shop or literally anywhere . >> and that way the energy of the police could be saved for the real threats. like parents who show up ain oth school board meetings. under this law, you wouldpolice be able to tell someone or chrei some homeless guy to beatell soe and homeless individuals would have the right to sue for upon to one thousand dollars if harassed or told to moved or to the upside is if they win,e upsi where do you mail that check?l t cshow you you this is right up your alley because you you're you're always looking for a place to live. >> a place to crash. yeah.e you ar you and your brokee you you know, you wake up on a few parkt benches, people don't le lt you hear the end of it. >> yeah. yeah. so what's the deal is oregon
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just decided it's over for them. they're going for, like, i don't know, mad max beyond thunderdome. yeah. it's like let's try and be a failed state. yeah. let's give it a shot. and it's it's really sad because when you see things like this and i think this ties in with the previous discussion we've had that we've can people th who are dysfunctional and who are sick and w e keep rewardinglly sad bad behavior. >> and the problemen y with wite the homeless is that when you say the homeless, there's different kinds of people. you're talking aboutl some peoplanand we keeor.[applah about have whaert they calle yo' fallen on hard times. right. thaabout personnel . but then there are some people who , for whatever reason, make choices where they can't function in a society. you can try and help them, but some of them can't be helped.the and that we're seeinreg in placn like this in san francisco, where they're just hhey can' tu the cities over to thesew people. right. and then they're surprised whew selaces liken people who have their acts together say we're out of here. i mean, i've watched a lot ofpee apocalypse movies. >> i never thought there's weir going to be so much. yeah, that'sact i wante, true,. >> it's it's as though it's not
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this is now a lifestyle. it's not it's not like hard times. it's hard drugs. freedom. you don't have to pay bills. it is a choice. and if you bring that up, the response be , oh, you know,y how hard it is to be homeless.oh >>, and it'yos like we're not talking about that. we stop talking about that because of that argument. we ended up here. you built the bulletproof vests for them.nt >> yeah, but, we end don't you , as always, with the left of lov the wording of it? wothe right to rest? >> yeah, exactly. such a lovely thing. i said i'd like to just rest . yeah, that should be for euthenasia. right. . such a >> the ide la the idea that e you can call us like tent city phenomenon. yeah. the right to rest. i , i've, i've phe traveled pley around oregon and it's just so sad to see. yeah. it's like you mentioned san francisco. i remember some years ago in san francisco realizing thisrig thing. ret was like a way of life, as you say. and like, you know, you go ned san fr to the main shopping streeant
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wa meet a friend for coffee and you'll just see, like, sees. somebody coming out ofmi their tent. stry f you stretching, showingretchi you something you didn't want to see at that time inngthing yo the morning. t time imorning.and you're not . >> and everyone just sort of walks by and they think it's normal. >> and oregon's filled by andhis like california is . and it's also very weird if you come from any normal place realizing that people have got used to this. >> yeah. they've just got used to it. go and they say they presented. as if it's a totally unsolve d problem and it's not an unsolvable problem. and we know that because most first world cities are not covered in homeless tent encampments. it's so interesting that you say the phrase got used to it in this like, oh, so we have a few homeless people. oh, you know what? let have some tent. pretty soon there's going to be structures made of wood and like metal. all right. they're going to have inputsnso and electricity. and then you're really then you're going to have like cities that are immovabllem not e. what do you say, cat?ople. are you pro tent city in termsd of what? e i meanme, here, are you
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i think that it's tough to , you know, i think should be sent to jail for being homeless. >> i think that this is so far into the other direction that it's actually absurd. ishoung te part was tabsurd said that you have a reasonable expectation of privacy.ave a re regardless of whether the property or tent is located in a public space . no, you don't. none of us do exist.none o what are you looking at mehy ary while i in public? me exactly like that." like that's what public. me? yes. like the reasonable expectation of privacy in public is you don't have any privacy because you're public. exactly. don't hause you and you will bef you did things in public that should be in private. but this this makes that impossible to arrest because if you're a whack at it, if you're or your like, no, this is you are violating my . what happens to everything else, though, is thaand yot onle tent cities or is it likeu are o anybody could walk downope, n o, youthe street doing anything?
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yeah. cop sees them do it and you'ret like, excuse me,on i'm inet doig my private property right now. wear and tea athr on youem dr hm yes, exactly.y prer a hta hoodie that's also wi. >> yes. truly not's also a doubt you pat in parks before. do you have any advice for people long term? i mean, look at new york city. there's no long term results to letting the homeless run the streets and tent cities that obviously just breedse. drugs and crime, which f is obviouslyor what this countu is turning into. and these cities that apparently think thareeze drugcw ,tent cities make sense in public spaces. so in other words, the with the rest of us that ar actually paying our taxes. and they might as well just youo ce bar actually open the bordern further. so to mexico and invite themma into these. jor i would love the right to rt as a motheo r of three . i'm exhausted. yeah, no one has the right to rest. i'm going to pitch a tent pitch my backyard and hide out nea ar kat's tent in my backyard and try to sneak naps and hide from my kids in one of these things. >> so it's inspired me. yeah, and by the way, with thede homeless, sometimes pitching a tent means something else.
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the last one is the best. you've got to read all. so it's a book about animals. no, it's not. i love bunnies. i could have just recommended my own book, but i really tried with the answer. this seems like a good gift to run the easter season. >> all right. you can move on now. i will move on . thank you , young lady. them. maybe they are right abou skinn people being bigots. recoe >> joe ,nd you know how to reado >>u, i do. excellent. and i have had some trouble with the recommended good books ever since karoon. my john updike books by drawing. >> although i would recommend charles bukowski ham on rye so young people can learn that humanity has always been grossey and disgusting and they always . will say no. i try to reread catcheand r ini the rye as an adult, i wanted to smack at a holden caulfield. >>gr oh, knowing i've switched sides. it's kind of like when i watchth footloose now, i'm likeol they should and nevede watchr l kids have that dance . >> right? it is true. i books that were supposed to be great. i'm like, when you were in high.
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school and stuff, they're not that good. >> catcherbo ioks thatre sn the what's that one . >> a separate piece. you have to read that. yeah, everybody's groaning. owng what was that about. john knows that his name. i can't remember it. let's move. julie, something that you've read that you could recommend to a younger person. ulie, ean, obviously, i have to say fiona's fantasticalso for my book on brave bookstore. come on , perseverence.if i bu ht if i had to choose anothe, i'd say the giving tree because it teaches you to give it also)s teaches you how greedy to i don't even know what you cut them down to a stump like what ? >> selfish. i don't even know what this book is . oh, you don't have children and you're not a very giving person. >> no, i'm not. >> well, sometimes i am anywayvp . >>er douglas , you hav emetimes some greati books i would recommend any of douglas's books. they are kind of. anyway, you . ve i read aryt least two or three . yeah. how many do you have?
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seven . >> wow. yeah, you've got some wayread a to go. yes, it't least tws depends howo younger this person is meant>> to be. >> i> f it's a kid, i thinkd dal i would probably say anything by roald dahl, who is inrse the process of being rewritten to take out all the gruesome, nasty things t, including people being described as fat and ugly. yes, i would say get a firsta f edition . roald dahl. kids love itio in f they're a kid. the other thing i'd say is the narnia books, which were magical for me when i was growing up. >> c.s. lewis, if they're a bit older, i would recommend my fav book of all time, which is ae ai book called the leopardt by giuseppina lampeduscommend at the nature of time. oh, that sounds like fun. yeah, all right. i would recommend the bible e of unspeakable truths by greg gutfeld . >> it's actually really good. it's been out for a long time. all right. it's been out e the lead singer of a well-known band, what band would it be ? julie? oh, god , i could see you andule
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the bangles foe yor on blonds. oh, yeah. it's my karaoke tune up. yeah, i don't know. >> i'm a little hoarse right now or i'd belted out. are you a little hoarse. i am. >> that's interesting.identi i know you identifies as afi bunny. oh no.y. maybe you two can get together and frolic in the woods. >> douglas , do you listen to music. i get your classical music. >> i am a bass, but i suppose douglas. do you listen to music? i bet i wouldn't mind an alternativeyo life in which i could be the mi lead singer in queen oh, queenun . i would be nice. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. bahamian rhapsody very long song but worth it. worth it. yes it's worth it. it's amazing. they came up with that. you know, it's interesting, you know, bands in classical music, it was just like beethoven. yes. it wasn't like beethoven in the shivs. ships, ight, joe . because it was on the drummer. yes.umme joe , i would like to be the lead singer for the red
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hot chili peppers. and then when our plane was on tour, i would break intopeppr the cockpit and grab the wheeld and smash it into the sidewh ofa a mountain. in>> i hate that band. i can't fly like that. however i know them. it would be worth it. it would be worth it to him. but it's so funny because i had the same feeling there towards the red hot chili peppers. what is it about them that they're so phenomenally populart yet? >> for a lot o tf people, it t of p really does induce vomiting. eodoes ii , i would lunge for the volume knob. yeah. it only takes two notes. o note. yes, it's always shirtless california, blah blah. >>would rather listen to the cars for kid> s commercial. >> oh,ca actually they're now in their forties, those kids. >> oh, okay. i know what you're going to say to me. oh. because i'm not i don't want to ruin any of the bands.. i like being in them.s, that's true. that's true. want >> i'd ruin it, mom. so no, i'll say no thank you .
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>> a story in five words. mom feeds cricket to babyt ba julie. >> w e found a mother that's worse than you , a food writer and mom says she feeds her toddler insects to cut down on the grocery bill since they're cheaper than meat. i don't know if i believe this. this is saa food writer.r inse probablycts trying to getlieveh attention, she said . w the 18 month oldrite couldn't tl the difference. the 18- >> what kind of mother is that?k oh, yeah, that'sin bull. i try to sneak in broccoli until, like, a fruit smoothie and my kids are like, there'ssma something green in there. i will not. yeah. this mom alsrigho claimst, the there.t she's eaten fried tarantula eggs, ants and a scorpion on a stick, which sounds delish. and then she also claims that she's blended up crickets and put them into pancake mix for her daughter. >> i want to know what the her secret is . yeah, secret. and a i think about kids eatd she also vegetables, julie. you know, her secret bburned is she's a python. >> yes, that's probably.nt to kn e how did you get an
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article? and i don't know. where is this from? somebody tell me in my earfrom? where this article's from, wher year e insider how fitting >> anyway, douglas , what kills me about this whole insect thing is that no one's arguing that you can eat a cricket. yeah, but wh y would you if you have other food? right. so the argument that it's edible is just pointless. >> so is dirt and charcoal. yeah, everything'sve other edib >> yeah. yeah, i , i had the i tell everybody that i had this, i had this recently. mexico ordered some guacamole. they said, they said, dou want you want crickets on that. and i said , c well obviously not. >> yeah. but i thought it's such a strange question. and then i saw the two different versions like one is the guacamole. you would like to eat and the other one has horrible insects on the top. but it wasn't a hard choice. yeah, there's just something that is immediately off-putting about it. i saan, even if you're told, oh, it's great protein or it'sas cheap or whatever , it's likefet
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one is the gricket. >> yeah.ua so, you knowto, you should hav a said , i'm going to do a my impression of you .bout oh man. ioh cricke, is greprt is aotei spory dear . my dear. yeah. it's a sport. it's not it's not lunch. i'm getting better and i'm getting better at it. joe , what's wrong with this person. so many things to think of. like, oh, i want to get some treats for the kid.i'm >> let's seegett if they havehi a petko on their reptileo get so section. oh, you know, my mme y daughter,n ". o she is eating mice at a third grade level. third grad cat, last word to yon another era, wouldn't this be child abuse? >> you ? i feel like the only thing worse than feeding your kids bugs is telling everybody't thi you're feeding your kids. >> but, yes, that'be s for kidsg
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