team had their own ball. she married malcolm this weekend we all got tiered up and followed it with an amazing night of dancing and fun. there's sam, there's raymond, tommy, mike, alicia. am i narrating it right? there's kate she's dancing. it got a little crazy and there's the beautiful couple. gutfeld is next. ♪ [cheers and applause] ♪ >> greg: true. very good, very good, very good. oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. happy, happy monday, everyone. it's great to be back. for now. so i had an anniversary this weekend. yes, it was the 7th anniversary

of the first time i saw kim kardashian's butt in person. see, that is me right there. [laughter] >> greg: i'm behind her and to the right and you can clearly see my eyes were laser focused on that thing, and that thing was so big it kind of felt like it was staring back. now this happened in 2016 at the white house correspondent's dinner. i haven't gone since because how could i top that. this weekend's version of the event also reminded me why i haven't been back either. main stream media sucks and it's worse than a tux because the coverage reminds us of what it really is about. something i call ego affirming care. it's where members of the so-called free press can inflate their self-esteem like chinese spy balloons. and like every award show artificially created as a reminder that they matter.

it's where they can saver shrimp cocktail al with the smell of joe biden's lingering farts. they smell like butterscotch. that's what happens when you main line werthers. to say dc is hollywood for ugly people is unfair to ugly people. at least they hide their faces when they're not on cnn. so invite a staggering amount of people to make themselves look cool. as the washington post points out a good guest can prompt the news organization and the jockeying starts as early as january. so brittney griner was a guest of cbs. you know, it's a good thing we got that trade done for the russian arms dealer in time, right? because she brought the weed. and guests needed to be really

high to last at most of those jokes. she sat with gayle king, who was relieved to not be the tallest lesbian in the room. she's straight. but, as always, it was surreal to watch some of the worst people in washington rub shoulders with some of the worst people in hollywood. that addams family reboot looks pretty good, right? huh? they've already cast lurch. [laughter] >> john legend and chrissy teigen were also there and like any good royal, chrissy had some helpful servants to carry the train of her dress. they should just be thankful they'll never have to do that for eric swalwell. you know, because he farts. maybe we should just kill that joke after a while, nobody remembers it. so why were those two there? well, they were guests of nbc

news. but better question, why are they there? nbc must really hate the press to inflict that kind of torture on this group, it's cute invite the most unreceiverable cretins and let them flaunt their superiority all over you. plus they smell. i don't know that but i thought i'd add that. tonight was also a chance for reporters to get chummy with the board's biggest dummy. it had to be stressful for joe's handlers. whenever he's under the bright lights they're afraid he'll walk toward them. although i wonder, in a lot of ways, does this dinner sum up his first two years in office where he talks for 10 minutes, takes zero questions, and then cheerfully walks away? >> a lot of way this dinner sums up my first two years in office. i'll talk for 10 minutes, take zero questions and cheerfully walk away. >> greg: the difference here being he didn't fall off the stage trying to fist bump casper

the friendly ghost. the most powerful man in the free world just bragged about his contempt for the press and they all just sat there and chuckled. ha ha good one boss you keep tossing us the rotting fish and we'll clap like trained seals. how about this. >> i had a lot of ron desantis jokes ready, but mickey mouse beat the hell out of me and got there first. >> mickey mouse beat the hell out of him. for what, trying to sniff his ears. no doubt a mouse could kick biden's ass, at this point i wouldn't take joe over tinker bell. that line made zero sense so maybe it does sum up his time as president. i think the tell proper said mickey mouse beat him to it and he screwed up the punch line. 's the first president to read at a third grade level. too bad they have to pretend the jokes were funny. which you wouldn't have to do if trump was there. >> you think at one time he would get up and say i'm running

for -- where am i going, where -- i want to get out. oh, no, over there, over. [cheers and applause] >> greg: yeah. and you know joe's decrepit when you're getting mocked by a 76 year old. but it's too bad trump never went because he would have killed. and not in the hillary clinton way. washington post reporter matt visor won the aldo beckman award for capturing the spirit of joe biden. and that's a tough spirit to capture since it flees joe's body when he flat lines five times a week. >> the judges said matt visor stood out among his competitors that went among the hum drum of managing the events of the white house. visor captured the spirit of joe

biden particularly with stories about the president's brother and how his catholic faith influenced his strategic vision of the office. the whca is pleased to give the aldo beckman award to matt visor. >> greg: so his catholic faith influenced his vision of the office. how exactly? defending abortion up until the kid did can do his time tables. so he gets an award for kissing the president's ass how's that for truth. there were a few there and they were all in the same place and unlike the crowd they weren't ugly. look at these four hottie propping -- yeah. yeah. these four striking ladies propping up a billboard for gamblers anonymous. now you might be saying, greg, you're better looking than all of them. why didn't you go? thank you. you're right. but i couldn't because saturday night is twister night at the

orphanage. let's welcome. >> period! >> greg: tonight's guests. she recently had speed bumps installed in her larnyx. host of the fox true crime podcast emily compagno [cheers and applause]. >> greg: he's the best thing to happen to education since books. professor and author of the new book the sad truth about happiness, gad saad. born in philly he comes to new york to feel safe. coo of electric bike technology jason kraft. >> and finally she just flew back from chicago and boy are her arms skinny. fox news contributor kat timpf! [cheers and applause] >> greg: so, emily, you know, when you look at the news side

of fox there are some people they have to go to these things, right? they have to go because it's about the news. but there are some people that don't have to go. like you, and still you went. why did you go? what's your problem? >> emily: because i was invited. >> greg: oh, you were? >> emily: i was invited. >> greg: so that means you'll go to anything you're invited to? >> emily: i mean, i -- i guess. i didn't -- >> greg: tell me about it. what was it like for you? >> emily: well, unlike chrissy teigen i brought my own dress on the train, i did my own hair and makeup. i'm a normal human i carried it myself my boyfriend zipped me up in the back and i went to the dinner. >> greg: i hate the part about the boyfriend. >> i will say hearing, for example, president biden's quote like you said sums it up. i agree with what jenny from cnn said he's not laughing with you he's laughing at you and the only difference between that quote and the full truth would be summing up his two years of

presidency by lighting a match dropping it and walking away because absolutely zero transparency and zero engagement on a fundamental real level with the press corps in addition to figuratively burning the country to the ground. and for that guy to win an award about his catholic faith to your point about the abortion and this is someone who, a self-professed catholic who denies his grandchild? who has put avenues for trip wires for catholic churches around the country under his watch. we know the fbi director says i'm appalled, i didn't know it was happening but that's biden's america. so this presidency is a dumpster fire as was i guess his speech because it lacks the real truth which is he only holds disdain for everyone in that room myself included. but i had a good time greg. >> greg: i wonder right now the secret service is wondering how did she get that close to biden. professor congratulations on the new book what is the secret to happiness before i ask you about

this thing? >> dr. gad: there's many but one find the right spouse, find the right job. >> greg: i'm 0 for two. kidden. i'm joking. she doesn't watch. >> dr. gad: everything in moderation. >> greg: there you go. >> dr. gad: live life as though it's a playground. always be smiling, don't take yourself seriously. live without regrets. a whole bunch of good stuff. by the way i have a bone to pick with you. >> greg: what? >> dr. gad: your book is being released the same day as mine. i consider that a form of anti-semitism. >> greg: you know he's right. do you have the equivalent of this kind of self congratulations in academic circles. >> dr. gad: you do and i try to avoid it like the playing. groucho marks famously said i don't want to belong to a club that would have me as a member and these guys are doing the exact opposite, please choose me please have me i despise that kind of attitude. to a fault i usually reject invitations to these self

congratulatory things. >> greg: that was a slam at you emily. >> dr. gad: no, it wasn't. can i briefly mention a thing about the trainee think it's called of chrissy? so i know that you love evolution sigh col jib, the peacock has a bill tail because it serves as an honest costly signal. it has to be wasteful in order for it to be discriminatory. she's doing exactly that. literally there's a tail behind her that shows look how wealthy i must be to be able to engage in this kind of wasteful consumption. >> greg: and she could just leave any bathroom stall and do the same thing. that's when i leave a train. that's for sure. >> all right, sorry. jason, did you learn -- what's your overall take from something like this? because you're outside the media. i think out of all of us here you're probably the furthest from it. >> jason: yeah, i am the least famous person, nobody knows who i am. >> greg: we like to keep it that way and this show will help

that. >> jason: we'll see what happens, you know? i love it. this is like the hunger games for the corrupt. talk about cronyism. like, you know, like we need anymore evidence that these people are making back room deals and everybody's, you know, so familiar. >> greg: well, it's that thing where like, hey, you realize it's all so-called part of a game because everybody's chummy after they try to destroy each other. >> jason: yeah. it's like some weird like family reunion where they pretend they're not related but they're all like distant cousins and they're all getting drunk smoking weed in the shed and plotting to steal granny's jewelry. is that all right? that went all over the plays. but this whole event the american people are tired and they're all so full of [bleep]. i can't take it anymore. >> greg: they are. >> dr. gad:. >> jason: am i famous now. >> greg: you destroyed yourself.

>> greg: kat how was your live show >> kat: it was so much fun. >> greg: you didn't get mugged or murdered >> kat: no, i didn't. >> greg: i was hope for the latter. we would have had such a huge show we need the ratings. you were murdered because it's been a rough week >> kat: if i was murdered would you just do one segment, would it be like the e block or the final thoughts, kat said rip. >> greg: the vibe said they would let me do a one more thing but it would be towards the end when we do the toss to bret so you might get 15 seconds >> kat: all right. i had a great time it was awesome. i'm in dc saturday if anyone wants to get tickets at the real kat timpf.com. see, i throw my own event. >> greg: you went to this last year didn't you >> kat: yeah and i'm glad i did it was a good experience to have. it was a lot of work to like get ready and all that t chrissy teigen, i think it's fine to be

super rich. what bothers me about her is she also wants so desperately to be relatable. i remember i think it was a few years ago what's the most expensive thing you ate and didn't like. one time i accidently ordered a 13,000 bottle of wine. and people were not finding that relatable as she thought. i would be in financial ruin. >> greg: good question though >> kat: if i had that kind of money to have people own my dress i would be like i'm rich pitch own it. i could probably get some old man to do it for free. i could probably sell tickets to it. but that's thing, they're just like us. they're not just like us that's fine. just own it and it wouldn't be so weird. >> greg: i accidentally ate a panda. >> no. >> greg: yes an endangered panda i was at a zoo in china i thought you go in kill it and eat it like a hunting restaurant and you grill it.

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>> greg: he's big and burly but identifies as girly. yeah, he changed his race and gender but critics say he's a pretender. yes, it's time for: ♪ if you look into the mirror ♪ and you don't like what you see ♪ you can change your identity ♪ you know it's time to return to

gender ♪ new clothes new name ♪ return to gender ♪ i'll never be the same ♪ if you've got a feeling ♪ there's something you lack ♪ just switch your pronouns and refuse to switch them back ♪ [cheers and applause] >> greg: well done, gene. you get to stay another day. that's pretty good i got to say. so check out indiana councilman ryan web a gun toting republican white dude who says he's now a transgender lesbian woman of color. he checks more boxes than a clerk at foot locker. ha ha, you get that, you know when they go back and look for your size checking boxes. see now you get it it's kind of

cute isn't it? and now he's in the running for a cabinet post. and all i can say is you go girl. and by go, i mean go standing up at a urinal. quote, identify as a woman and not just any woman but as a woman of color. i guess this would make me gay/lesbian as well because i'm attracted to women. until today we didn't have any woman of color or lgbtq plus plus plus on the counsel i'm glad we now do. well said. he also said he got a lot of hate intolerance bigotry from the political left but the reaction's being dwarfed by messages of love and support. can you use dwarf as a verb verb? i don't know if i liked that. would you like it if we used you as a verb? i wonder if web is being dead serious and this isn't a joke. >> i'm dead serious.

this isn't a choke. i said what i said, i don't know what to tell you. you don't get to question me. you do not get to require proof for me. you helped establish these rules and set the bart. >> greg: he has a point there ryan's just giving the left a taste of his own medicine except this time those meds aren't puberty blockers designed to confuse kids. and he said he'll retain his preferred he/him pronouns and his penis. that way he can still compete in women's swim sports. [cheers and applause] >> greg: gad, isn't this a solution to this kind of self-identification hysteria is just jump right into the pool and get wet. >> dr. gad: i'm already way ahead of this guy in my last book i argued i should be allowed to enter an under eight jude 0ism using trans ageism and

trans gravity because i identify as a eight year old boy who's 63 pounds. more recently i said there's transgenderism by proxy. let's suppose i'm a gay man than sleeps with gay men but i feel conflicted. i can self identify the men i slept with as women and therefore i'm a strict heterosexual and thirdly i recently came out of the closet as a gay man because my biological woman, wife, with whom i've been married for 23 years and she has -- we've had children together, she self identifieses as a man and so i stand before you right now as a proud gay man. >> greg: very good. congratulations. i think, jason, i think we get to--we should be able to identify as specific people who are already have an identity. who's to say i can't be, you

know, george clooney. why not. >> jason: i think adults can be whatever they want as long as you don't ask me to pay for it or agree with it. and this guy's about to shoot his [bleep]. he's one trigger pull from being a woman himself. >> greg: you're right that's not where you keep a gun. >> jason: yeah, like this is about to be funnier. >> greg: exactly. that would be an unintentional punch line to this story. >> jason: there you go. >> greg: he shoots his weiner off. >> jason: i'm making a comeback. >> greg: we don't condone that sort of behavior on this show. we want you to keep your wieners intact. >> jason: it will make it real easy to identify him then. >> greg: true. kat what do you make of this story. this isn't really new, other people are doing it now. we had the canadian woman, right, we haven't talked about her in like two weeks.

the shop teacher kayla lemieux >> kat: i have no idea what you're talking about. >> greg: yes, you do. her knockers are the size of trinidad and tobago. >> kat: we talked about this if kayla happened to be a troll and they just played into it and it didn't work. what could have happened here if everybody was just like, okay. then this wouldn't be this massive thing. >> greg: yes >> kat: obviously he did it for attention and he has six kids. he probably never gets attention. at least two of the kids have to be like, daaad. >> greg: you know he's a fan of the show though >> kat: sure. this isn't a new thing people say stuff like this a long time and he got a lot of attention. if people said okay, sure, but instead of saying he's making people unsafe. no, it's kind of like a joke essentially that people have told before which is a lot different than putting someone in a position of being not safe.

if people just said yes, ma'am, then it would have been a completely different story. >> greg: it's kind of where a joke becomes performance art which is often times the best kind of joke emily. have you ever thought about identifying as something other -- like anything? like if you could what would you identify as? a woodlynne nymph. >> like a unicorn. >> greg: you could there are people that identify as. >> my little pony. >> greg: that's right. >> he is totally right. i love him so much. he went on to say i'm so glad this is possible so anyone can be anything or anyone they want, who knows how far we can take it. he's absolutely right that's the whole point. for him to get this backlash calling him pathetic saying you're making a mockery what is dylan mulvaney doing? why isn't that a mockery of me. why if someone puts on lipstick

prances around in a backyard pre tends to be a cheerleader, how is that not mocking every biological female. you can put on a dress and all of a sudden you what that identity is like, you appreciate the grave takes of my gender? so i love that he's calling them out and i think that also, to your point about being, you know, how do you know who means it? that's why he's like, you actually have no right to question me because we have no right, according to the left, to question any of them. so one transgender on line, charlene transgender in his town his words embarrassed himself and you as well as the county council. i'm assuming we can't question her. i'm assuming by her identify i can that, yep she means it and he doesn't. that's unacceptable and shows and belies how false this is. >> greg: mulvaney just said that she believes people who criticize her should be arrested. i don't know if you saw that. >> that's horrible. >> that's scary. >> greg: it is scary.

good point kat. way to chime in >> kat: i actually write about this in my book, free speech marginalized are the biggest supporters because they need it the most. abolitionists to women's activists to gay rights activists understand that. dylan mulvaney saying people in government are transphobic, let's now control what people can say, i don't understand how you can get from that point to that point without realizing that you're actually maybe going to hurt yourself. >> greg: amen. all right, up next -- or a woman. federal agents got confused and a poor man gotta beefed. get back to the things you love... with fasenra. fasenra is an add-on treatment for eosinophilic asthma. having too many eosinophils, a type of white blood cell, can cause inflammation and asthma symptoms. fasenra is designed to target and remove eosinophils and helps prevent asthma attacks. fasenra is 1 dose every 8 weeks.

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♪ >> greg: a training exercise goes awry when the feds cuff the wrong guy. so did the government abuse their power by putting the wrong guy in the shower? yeah. agents from the department of defense and fbi botched an interrogation drill at i boston hotel when they stormed into the

wrong room and detained a random guy. it's funny i've convinced this exact thing will happen every time i order a dirty movie. you felt it, huh? to be clear this happened a few weeks ago but i'm slow. the feds had intended to run a training exercise with a role playing actor waiting in a designated room which sounds exactly how larry kudlow got me into those restraints. it's so funny. he just could have asked. but they accidentally forced their way into the room of an innocent delta airlines pilot who was sound asleep, probably because his flight was already delayed. but here's the crazy part, they handcuffed the guy and put him in the shower and proceeded to fiercely interrogate him for nearly an hour before he convinced them that they had the wrong guy. that sounds terrible. but as long as you're forcing

people to shower, i hear this guy's staying at a midtown hilton. [laughter] >> greg: so, jason, how would you convince them if they were -- i mean, what would you do in this situation? almost anything you do would get you killed. >> jason: yeah, i don't know. this is nuts. i hate stuff like this. i mean, you have one job, and this is training and i appreciate that they want to make it like real. how did it take 45 minutes. >> greg: they need training for training. >> jason: yeah. you've got to feel really bad for the guy. he didn't want to go to the hospital. i was like, all right, dude, we're done. let me just go. >> greg: he didn't even sue, i would have sued everybody. >> jason: he has a free ticket though talk about more ways to waste taxpayer money this guy can write his own ticket. >> greg: i erred that the actual guy ended up becoming a pie lot on delta. >> jason: we're lucky nobody got hurt that's the real deal.

>> greg: kat you are libertarian. is this another example of how government screws over the little guy, or little girl? >> kat: yes. >> greg: or little non-binary individual >> kat: yes. it makes me feel a lot better about how i ordered chai neats food to the wrong state last week. i did, wisconsin, georgia, very different. but, honestly, the bright side i think what he should do is embrace this and be a drug mule. >> greg: really? >> kat: think about it he's pilot it would be easier and the fbi is like all right we already did enough to this guy let's just let him be a drug mule. he can do crimes right? this guy deserves to do crimes. >> greg: he has a free punch >> kat: yeah after he went through this and is being pretty chill about it. the fbi if his name comes up like maybe it's this guy, like, no, no, we don't want to go to that guy again because we screwed up there. so he should take advantage of it and embrace the life of

crime. >> greg: wow you would make a great guidance counselor >> kat: thank you. i do see myself as one. >> greg: i do, too. emily, i think people forget about this. you are a lawyer, right? yes. so as a lawyer are you surprised this is not going forward. it's been a month. shouldn't this be a lawsuit? >> emily: yeah, i don't think we've heard the last of it. i think this is hysterical and atrocious all at once. because here's the thing, like all the guys, the whole time like this guy's such a good actor. because the whole time he was probably like you guys check my wallet i'm pilot. they were probably like this is so realistic how amazing this to me, to your point, you had one job. this is like the doctor saying we removed your heart when you were supposed to like fix a kneecap. like don't you double-check. who on the swat team rolling in did not check with director wray and say room 304, right? and then also, how in the hell

is this taking place at like a rely hilton? because last time i checked, we pay for quantico with our tax dollars, so why don't you have all that training [bleep] there. if i were that pilot in the quintin tarantino version i would like to be piloting the next delta thing and if one of those guys was on board i would like doing loops and rolls, we're going to crash and get them back that way >> kat: did anyone call the front desk? i've gotten noise complaints for far less i it right. >> greg: when they asked for five buckets of ice, something was going down professor. is there an evolution area angle to this? >> dr. gad: i don't think there was an evolution area angle but there are some vagueeries, i don't mean to be charitable toward the cops but [bleep] happens. i'm lebanon jewish but on my passport it says lebanon i could

look like a terrorist. whenever i go to israel i have tons of family there they usually whisk me away and interrogate me for hours until they realize my brother's name is moses my name is gad and then they say sorry about that. so it happens, bad things happen, you dust it off. i went through the lebanese civil war. worse things can happen. >> greg: you offer an interesting perspective. which i hate. [laughter] >> coming up -- no one's ever said that on television. such an interesting perspective, that i hate. coming up some news that's swell from where our guests dwell. - what? - especially when it comes to your finances. - are you a certified financial planner™? - i'm a cfp® professional. - cfp® professionals are committed to acting in your best interest. that's why it's gotta be a cfp®. >> woman: why did we choose safelite? we were loading our suv when... crack! safelite came right to us, and we could see exactly when they'd arrive

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[cheers and applause]. >> greg: yeah. local news where each guest has to share a story from wherever they're fun i'll vote for the winner and that person gets a year subscription of minute sa suppotitories. jason you're from philly iyes. >> greg: imsorry. >> jason: i'm from new hope now. >> greg: i love new hope. you have a story. >> jason: yes, it's about dads. something to read. >> greg: nothing to read. >> jason: no, dad olympics some guys in philly did this and it's related to jay son kelce of the philadelphia eagles and they're raising money by doing dad stuff in relays and i think it's a brilliant idea i'm feeling it. being a dad is the best thing ever, my kids are my heart. this is mine, and this is father of the year. i was given this. yeah, about eight years ago. so next year i'm going to sign up and i'm going to win this

thing. >> greg: isn't it funny? he does look like a porn dad. you look like a dad in step parent porn. >> i get that sometimes. usually here. >> greg: don't you get that vibe >> kat: i've told him that before. >> jason: you had a whole segment for old jokes. >> greg: all right, gad saad. >> dr. gad: ontario mvp party just argued it is completely out of bounds for people to say anything that might be done viewed as offensive as relating to during thatting shows. i often will post satirical tweets saying for children to truly improve their reading they have to be taught by twerking drag queens and by not doing that you're holding children back. so if this were to pass i would be whisked away into some jail that's how woke we are in canada. >> greg: isn't it amazing jordan

peterson predicted all of this. >> dr. gad: a fan of his named gad said predicted this even earlier. >> greg: did i open some rivalry. >> dr. gad: i don't remember dan is the best. >> greg: he was the pronouns. what we are tea talking about now the pronouns he was talking about it what 2014? and everybody was laughing this is not going to be a problem. >> dr. gad: we both went into the canadian senate warning about the slippery slope now sitting ban and saying we told you so. >> greg: emily, yes, it is. >> emily: i have a happy story for everyone, in safari west in northern california a new baby rhino was born. he's adorable. you can see the photo of him coming up they revealed the name, his name is otto after the park founder's dad. here's why i love this story. in the terrible california fires a few summers ago, the owner of this, so the son of who this little rhino is named after

literally went out by himself with a hose, there weren't enough fire departments to go around, this is sort of in the middle of the hills in california and he saved all the animals himself because he sprayed everything down. he stood out there. so to me this baby rhino represents so much for all of us in northern california. how adorable. and it reminded me of -- you know the castle? his father was a procedure and worked with all these animals and that's what inspired the son to start safari west which was similar to the hearst. and hearst. castle which is people say they report zebras still in the hills. >> greg: no, i don't think we needed that extra fact. right? the audience agrees to me. it was a beautiful story and then you like hooked a trailer onto it. now everybody's got to deal with that. i love the hearst castle i've been there. but who cares. kat, clean it up >> kat: in warren michigan there

was not a school bus crash. want to know why? >> greg: why >> kat: dylan snoop dylan? >> kat: yeah. dylan's a hero. because there was a medical incident, bus driver passed out, dylan jumped up and saved the day, moved the bus out of getting, you know, a mass -- would have certainly been a mass casually incident. and this is why i don't believe in driver's licenses. >> greg: why? >> kat: dylan did just fine, why -- because he's 13. >> greg: you want to hear something really weird? okay. his last name is reeves. think about movies that have buses stopped. >> emily: keanu reeves. >> greg: keanu reeves in speed and ohs christopher reeves in super man. isn't this creepy? it's all about the name reeves. >> emily: that is crazy. >> greg: i think my face is frozen. my mom always warned me about this. all right, i don't know who won.

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ma'am chitchat with neighbors >> all right kat a new poll says the average person hasn't spoken to their neighbors in three weeks but bashes them online in passive aggressive social media posts. i have a feeling this happens to you because your neighbors know who you are and you drive them crazy >> kat: yeah, i like to enjoy my life. sometimes that's loud. i have had like many noise complaints in my life and i've never called a noise complaint on everyone else. i think everyone needs to grow up. i don't talk to my neighbors. they all know who my dog is though. they all do. people come up like carl, carl, i'm like who are these people and my doorman is like he's a very popular dog. i love the idea that he has this social life i have no idea about. >> greg: he's invited to parties >> kat: that i'm not. >> greg: 60% on line groups complain about each other and

34% find it entertaining what does this say about humans. >> dr. gad: it doesn't mimic my neighborhood, all my neighbors are unbelievably suite sweet. i just had a young couple move from woke san francisco to montreal because they could no longer handle to san francisco. so to them, shout out, they know who they are. i have only good things to say about my neighbors. >> greg: so you guys do get tv in canada. >> we do have tv. >> greg: so they'll see it. that's sweet. i love when those third world country come up. jay sop. >> i have cool neighbors i talk to them, i talk to everybody. it's pretty tight-knit. i just met this cool guy he's nice he's a cool guy. i wanteded to drop his name specifically he'll [bleep] when he sees this. so lakes spent 30 years in the soviet union and 30 years here and he may be more american than anyone i met in a long time.

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