it's simple. so as they lose the money, the income for infrastructure, they have to pay more like the banking crisis. you have to pay more. interest rates going up, all the rest of it. >> neil: i lost my appetite. thanks very much. good seeing you, zane. >> thank you. my pleasure. >> neil: a restaurant tour. very successful. here's "the five." >> greg: hi, i'm greg gutfeld with jessica tarlov and jesse waters and make sure she's not in your pocket, dana perino and judge pirro. this is "the five." joe biden is sending in the troops. 1,500 active duty soldiers are heading to the border. they will get there may 10, a day before title 42 expires and unleashes the flood gates.

translate, joe biden thinks the surge will be a big f-ing deal. it's a move that drove liberals nuts when the other guy did it. now the administration is tight lipped. >> in 2018 before the mid-term elections, president trump order 5,200 u.s. troops to fortify the border. at the time democrats and former military officials and officers came out against that saying that they were being used for political reasons. how is this difference? >> yeah, so, you know, my focus here is on talking about what we've been asked to do and what we're doing. >> greg: and while president biden sends in troops to deal with the overflow of migrants, his white house press secretary is trying to push a bogus narrative that illegal immigration is down more than 90%. too bad for her the doocinator was on patrol today. >> we deal with the immigration

system in a humane way. the parolee system has been so successful. when it comes to illegal migration, you've seen it calm down by more than 90%. that's because of the actions that the president has taken. >> where did that number come from? cbp says the number is 136,000 people more this fiscal year so far. >> if you -- if the dramatics could come down. i was speaking to the parolee program. data shows it has come down 90%. >> greg: the spin doesn't work. >> you can always people racist. mayor adams is accusing governor abbott of tack getting black-run cities with his bussing plan >> 108,000 in new york. governor abbott sent asylum seekers to new york, black mayor. to washington, black mayor. to houston, black mayor, to

los angeles, black mayor. to denver, black mayor. i cannot ignore the fact that governor abbott sent migrants only to cities where there's black mayors. undermining our cities. >> greg: all right. judge, this is always infuriating when the race card is pulled. because it's like just -- if you tried to solve the problem rather than have to deflect. but everybody on the other side blames joe biden. last time i checked, he's not a black mayor. he's a white president. >> jeanine: he's the guy letting him in. the amazing part, the mayor from el paso that is a democrat sending them to together, nobody is talking about that i have too make a long comment about lori lightfoot where she says -- she's shocked that many illegals that arrive need food, clothing and shelter. is she clueless? these are sanctuary cities. these are big cities. that's why people are being sent there. these are cities that say send

me your hungry and send me those that want to be protected from the law. the thing that is the most -- really alarming about this, karine jean-pierre. she comes out and says, you know what? we've reduced the numbers down 90%. we're the -- the president is doing a great job. she's full of crap. it's not down 90, 80, 70, 60. it's up 10%. she comes up with some program that she's able to rationalize that wasn't part of the discussion in the first place. let's talk about the 1,500 people that are being sent, the active duty troops to the border. last year in the 1.5 trillion omnibus bill, biden cut border patrol by a half a billion dollars. it was amazing that yesterday he talked about how great the border patrol was. he just cut them by half a billion dollars. now he's saying, you know, they're doing a great job. now we have to send more people there. why are we sending troops there? we're sending them in, we're

taking them off of anti-terrorism task forces, we're taking them off of a whole program where we're reuniting families and we're sending them in so they can welcome in and release them. this is a joke. >> greg: what do you make of this, dana? >> dana: i suspect eric adams would like a heads-up about the 1,500 troops going to the border before he threw down the race card. these are all sanctuary cities. everybody knows that want to go to the cities because people can find work and that's where their families are. why don't they complain that the white president isn't helping out the black mayors? >> greg: exactly. >> dana: they are quick to blame president trump who would have sent more money. he wasn't afraid to be able to say, okay, here like in chicago, dealing with the gun violence, he was like you want more people? i'll send you more resources. but then they turn him down on that. this is a federal problem to solve. and the mayors are on the -- are

taking the brunt of it. they will not ask the white house for more help. they won't turn in that. the other thing for peter doocy, he's calm, cool, collected in the briefing room. i think he deserves some humility from the press secretary and say we were talking two different things. appreciate the question. let me go back and reset. instead, she just says, okay, i'm moving on as if that's the answer. >> greg: you didn't like the doocinator title. >> dana: i didn't like the way you spelled it. >> greg: our writers are on strike. >> that's a problem. jessica, you can't invite somebody to a party and claim racism when they show up. isn't that what this sanctuary -- isn't that what mayor adams did? there's an open door -- isn't he racist? they're mexican, spanish, guatemalan.

maybe he's racist. are you defending -- >> i hadn't considered that one and didn't think that's where you were going with it. i'm glad we're going there. he also later on in that clip calls out president biden. >> dana: >> more than any other democratic mayor has. he's clear about the fact that the feds owe the cities dollars to deal with the problem that they have created. that is important. i think more big city mayors or mayors that are getting shipments of migrants should be doing that. obviously they're coming because they're sanctuary cities and that joe biden should allocate money to accommodate the problem while it's going on. in terms of the 1,500 troops versus in 2018 when trump sent 5,200, as you guys have pointed out to me many times, this is a different scenario because we have a surge of people coming across versus in 2018 when the numbers coming was much lower. we know why it's different.

because we had a three-year time-out from covid where we had title 42 and there were far fewer people that were even trying to get in to the country. because a lot of them were stuck in the places that they were coming from. so that explains that. and to sending trump saying if you want me to send people, i'm happy to do that. he offered to send ice agents everywhere, which is not going to be particularly helpful to migrants. >> dana: well, if they're here illegally, that could help. it was in particular about the gun violence. he said he would sent fbi agents. that's apples and oranges. >> greg: she just gave you the fruit salad. that will be in a highlight reel. jessed? >> click away. >> dana: jesse, round out this something. >> jesse: i want to see adams say it's racist for republicans to bring illegals out of the

shadows. so stupid. permission to make an analogy? >> dana: think i so. >> jesse: this is like a lawyer complaining all of these people are coming to them with problems. that's what you signed up for. you're a sanctuary city. correct me if i'm wrong, is the mayor of martha's vineyard black or white? i have to look into that. de blasio i believe was white, right? >> right. >> jesse: rahm emanuel, was he white? >> dana: pretty white. >> jesse: why wasn't texas sending illegals to these white mayors? i'll answer that question for myself. it's because there wasn't a record-breaking and of illegals that were overflowing the border back then. it has nothing to do with race. texas is full. texas doesn't even have a state income tax. they're still paying for all of these illegals. millions of them. the mayor here is complaining about a couple thousand with more resources than any other

city in the entire country? that's ridiculous. now, i saw on the way in to work an illegal family digging through the trash looking for recycle ables. >> jesse: how did you know you were illegal? you can tell. i'm a city guy. you don't want me to get into it. i can tell. >> for your sake. >> jesse: it's the saddest thing to see because they're not able to work here. they came to work, but they're not able to work here. the point is this. you have to be able to choose the people that come into the country based on needs. if you need this type of person, bring them in. but to just say yeah, come everybody in and oops, you know, now people are looking for a five cent bottle, that's not right. you can't blame the guy in texas for that. joe biden is the common denominator for all of this. it's like a bad manager that doesn't do his job. then everybody on the staff is

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>> dana: hunter biden's scandal is spreading. antony blinken is decrediting any role in the story after he came up with the letter signed by 51 intelligence officials. >> i want to ask about the letter that was supposed to be russian disinformation. >> with regard to that letter, i didn't -- it wasn't my idea. the testimony that the former deputy director of the cia, mike morrel put forward confirms that. >> dana: obama's former attorney general eric holder is weighing in. he says fbi agents complaining the investigation is taking too long. holder says there's nothing to

see here. >> jeanine: what is taking so long in your view? >> i don't know what is going on in terms of the investigation. i'm confident that it's being conducted in an appropriate way. you know, the person that was handling the case who was the chief investigator is a u.s. attorney appointed by the former president. people here in washington d.c. tend to keep their hands off of those cases and allow the people in the field to simply run their course. >> dana: jesse, take either one. the antony blinken answer or our friend eric holder. >> jesse: so morrel is cia. he says that he had nothing to do with the letter and he went back and changed his testimony and said actually lincoln told him to have the letter don. blinken said i didn't have anything to do with anything. >> dana: hey, that looks like russian disinformation to me. doesn't it to you? it's like a wing wing nod nod.

>> jesse: he said he said with a bunch of spies and lawyers and everybody denies it all. listen, blinken is never going to get asked about this again. he's done and they'll run out the clock with this. you know the cia and the fbi installed a corrupt old man in to the white house and now they control him. they control his son, they control him. biden admitted the other day, he takes orders. that's what he does. is the -- have they investigated both candidates in the last three elections? both sides under investigation by the cia and the fbi. that's how you know that this whole thing is being controlled behind the scenes. i was thinking about this the other day. how did barack obama pick brennan? remember brennan? he was bush's guy that was all in to the water boarding. obama said he was against it. it was torture. how did he end up being his

intel guy? how did burns end up being joe biden's cia director after he was palling around with jeffery epstein? how do these thing happen? you're never going to find out because you know the cia and the fbi control everything behind the scenes. we can't put up with it anymore. >> dana: do you have one of those boards in your office that had like the red string that pulls it together? >> greg: goes to the top, jesse. >> jesse: who is the top? >> greg: i don't know. >> jesse: neither do i. >> dana: all right. >> jesse: it's not joe. >> dana: over to you, greg. >> dana: i think blinken is guilty as sin. but it doesn't matter. because he probably doesn't have anything written down. who writes this stuff down? it's spy versus spy? remember that cartoon? they can say it all they want and it doesn't matter. i doubt you'll find a post-it note that says morrel, create a hoax that might be unprovable, blah, blah, blah.

nobody will write that down. i do like blinken's -- what did he say in this interview? i don't do politics. >> dana: he said that a few times. >> jesse: it's a direct secretary of state. >> greg: but i don't do politics. so what does he do secretary of state? does he do nothing but garden and needle point? >> dana: what did you think about everything is going to pace? >> jeanine: when eric holder says, everything is fine. nothing to see here. how do you know? don't give me this everything is okay. weren't you held in contempt by congress for the fast and furious? are you obama's wingman? you do everything he says? let's talk about the united states attorney investigating hunter biden was appointed by donald trump. the grand jury investigated hunter biden for five years. that means when we allow the

people to do their own investigation and they don't interfere? they finished their investigation. it's been five years. >> now it's back in your lap, eric holder. it's back in your lap because they can't do anything now without the permission of the attorney general or the deputy attorney general because he's a public official. so liar, liar, your pants on fire. they can't do anything unless merrick garland approves it. >> dana: ask you one thing about the hunter biden yesterday in arkansas. there's going to be another court appearance may 12 and i guess it will go to some decision making this summer before you get into the primary season and 2024. >> jeanine: right. my sense is that they're going to work it out because the biden family and joe biden is a candidate cannot afford all of this information coming out. by the way, i can imagine talk about a board with red strings. how many people are getting money that don't want to be mention there was one of the

heads of the fbi that gave joe biden $100,000 so he could invest in another country. >> jesse: louis freeh. >> jeanine: everybody is involved with this. >> dana: do you have a board with red string? >> no. i gave it up after the mueller report. i think that mike morrel should sit again for the committee to at least -- or put out a written statement, whatever it is. because antony blinken is contradicting his testimony. i thought benjamin hall did a great interview. great to see him back on the air. but blinken says and you'll see that this confirms what morrel said. but that doesn't confirm what morrel says. it runs in contradiction. i think we should hear from morrel again if we should have to hear from blinken again. that's fine. as many people that are related

to it should be on the record talking about it and we'll have a fair process and get to the bottom of and all of your red lines. to the point about eric holder saying there's nothing there. he probably has access to more than we have. it does seem like he's going out on a limb saying that though it was just in a cable new interview. remind every one and we think of the obama and biden administration, two hands and one person. they're not. biden's people are biden's people. there's not many crossovers. there's a lot of what he's saying no love lost between them. there's a lot of feelings that biden isn't necessarily living up to the obama legacy as, you know, in 2016, they said it was hillary's race. biden would have gone in. he would have won -- >> dana: and look what we accomplished. you'll see that. >> that's not as merry as it seems all the time. >> jeanine: may i say something?

senator ron johnson says that blinken said that he never e-mailed hunter biden. except they have the laptop where he e-mails hunter biden. so i don't know that you need to put any one under oath. that's a lie right there, 18 usc-10001. >> greg: boom. >> dana: got that. up next, the god father of ai out with a startling warning that the tech will do bad things. ♪ yeah,we love our house, but the cost of home ownership has been a struggle. with utility prices rising and... [ sad violin playing ] sweetie, can you practice that somewhere else? anyway, like i was saying, it's getting harder [ somber music playing ] and harder to make ends meet and... hon, do you mind? well, on the bright side, new customers [ angelic choir singing ] who bundle and save with progressive save over 20 percent on average. sorry, we let them practice here on thursdays!

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♪ >> jeanine: this doesn't sound good. the god father of ai quitting his job at google and sounding the alarm on the tech he helped pioneer. jeffery hinton is a genius in

the key developments in artificial tools like chat gpt. now he regets his life's work. take a listen. >> it will figure out ways of getting around restrictions that we put on it. it will figure out ways to manipulate people. want to blow the whistle. we should worry about how we stop these things getting control over it. will be very hard. i don't have the solutions. i wish i did. >> jeanine: and americans seem to agree with him. 46% think a.i. technology is more a bad thing than a good. all right. so i'll start with you, dana. we have americans think it's more bad idea than a good idea. but then there's some americans that don't know as much about it as others and it's broken down from there, but this is a scary thing. this guy developed it. >> dana: this is like eye catching, right? he's called the god father of a.i. we had a guy on named alec ross.

he's a younger guy that knows a lot about technology. he said before we start putting halos on the god father of a.i. and how sanctimonious he was being, remember, he quit working at google because he said he wouldn't do anything that did anything with the pentagon. he ran to canada and continued to make millions. that's not things can't get bad at some point with a.i. when you look at our poll, it says 46% of people say that could be bad. i'm in that category. if you ask what you pointed out, if you knew more about a.i., do you feel more comfortable with the good things that could come from it. that answer is yes. there's 12% in both categories saying it depends. i think we don't know, but we might find out sooner than we think. it's happening so fast. >> jeanine: you know, jesse, we

know elon musk wanted to pause on the development of a.i. then you have bill gates who is championing it. so even within silicon valley, they can't agree. >> jesse: when oppenheimer made the a bomb, did he have regrets? no. you have to be able to control the technology. that's why nuclear nonproliferation was so critical. we've been successful at it. so can a.i. that's why china is not be allowed to invade taiwan. what is in taiwan? the top of the a.i. supply chain. that's why they want to gobble it up. if they get that, then that's trouble. that's why what we're going to do is send two carriers over to that island, we knock out china's satellite networks so they go blind and deaf. and then we basically do a naval blockade of the entire country. nothing gets in, nothing gets out. that's how you stop a.i. from

going to the bad guys. >> jeanine: that's brilliant. jessica, i'll follow up on that. jessica, the truth is, one of the fears is that its hard to see how you can prevent bad actors for using it from bad things. how is that any different than the world we're living in right now? >> jessica: i guess so. anyone could -- when we had all of this radical islamic terrorism, it was something that anybody could join the fight. >> jeanine: you could take down the grid. >> jessica: right. it takes some planning but you can do it. this feels more successful because we all have phones. people are able to pull off massive terrorist attacks or invasions. have to have more money and a band of people to do it. you can be a solo actor a rogue actor on your own and create a lot of damage. i think you pointed out elon musk was one of the signatories on that lead but 100 founders of

companies that have had a.i. that signed on too it as well to put a six months pause on things to see what's going on. because that's how rapidly things are changing. one thing that i saw that i thought was interesting as i was reading about the topic for today, 150 african workers voted to unionize, people that work ontik tok, facebook and chat gbt. they're programming these teals that we're all using. it's not something that we think of people are sitting in silicon valley and doing the programming because we're exploiting label. >> jeanine: stephen hawking warned that a.i. could mean the end of the human race in the years before he died. he was a smart cookie. one of the things we're learning is there is one -- ibm is actually pausing hiring -- they

have 7,800 people because they want to use a.i. to do jobs that they think can be replaced by a.i. right there is an indication how close we are to it. >> greg: its about catching up to technology. aren't we all search engines? that's what a.i. does. it goes so fast. how did it get this far? like we're worried about it. the media in general is devious and stupid. they distracted us with false race wars and climate hysteria. meanwhile a.i. went from a skim tore a boil. we should have been following this for years. we didn't. we were too busy fighting amongst ourselves. when it came up, nobody knew how to talk about it. nobody did their homework. if you're in a company, do your homework. you'll be the guy or gal that knows a.i., but i think the

other problem is we got seduced by the science fiction. in the hands of awoke administer or white nationalest, you is have problems. it's the personal putting things in there. there's one other thing. advertising. they put me in a.i. for a segment. when it came out, it looked better. my skin was smoother, the shirt was nice, i had a watch. all of this could be sold to me. so what you're going to see is a.i. is like an advertising intimacy that you come up and all of a sudden, that's the company you want to start right now. >> jesse: i'm in. >> greg: you get a jessie -- >> jesse: you were the god father of woo woo. >> greg: why am i telling this? i should be doing it.

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>> jesse: what i to go, libs. years of brainwashing the younger generation is screwing them up. >> thousands of people are dying. you'll see more mass migrations, more diseases. >> more severe droughts and temperatures rising. >> that's what is boiling the oceans, the rain bombs. >> we have an obligation to few cher generations to make sure that we have a planet for them to live on.

>> we're like the world is going to end in 12 years if we don't address climate change. >> jesse: a poll asks young democrats how often they experienced a certain emotion. 61% said they felt nervous or anxious. 57% say that they had trouble relaxes. 52% said reported feeling down and depressed. i never really felt like that when i was that age. >> dana: no. you're a remarkable person. you don't worry at all. let's set you aside. you need to be studied in a lab. >> ignorance is bliss. >> dana: the fact is a lot of those emotions, yes, all of us have nerves and anxiety. it's called survival. you learn how to deal with it. it's called resiliency. somehow we turned this into a yes we can country to a no you can't and it's not your fault.

conservatives, let's take ronald reagan. he was morning on america. waking up on the sunny side. the democrats and the liberals are mourning in america. doom and gloom. everything is bad. bad sells and bad gets you donations. but bad also turns in to this. "the new york times" reports today, that was yesterday, may 1, mental health related visits to emergency rooms by children, teenagers and young adults soared for suicide related visits. there's an actual horrible effect to this. >> jesse: the school closures and lockdowns didn't help, greg. >> greg: i have to say, america is seen as a bad place on the left and the right. the left would say it's a hopelessly oppressed place of racism. on the right, this place is drowning in wokism.

i read and think about the stuff going on in schools. man, i have to move to like -- where should i move? australia? it's so obvious what it is doing to young people. it's adding a whole layer of oppressiveness and victimhood i miserable i hate to say it mostly women and they are not groomers, they're not boomers. they're doomers. they look like they're mis miserable. you know who did it? tik tok and msnbc. they're making themselves reflective of their own misery. they look unhanpy. it's sad. that's why you see a lot of body dysmorphia. their misery is being encouraged. they feel hopeless. they'll do anything and be sold a bill of goods in this weird kind of -- among kids, the trans

kid movement. no, they're just depressed and confused. >> jesse: is there a way to help this generation out, judge? >> jeanine: yeah, look, they're being coddled. that's part of the problem. they're being coddled, being taken care of by their families, being told you need a safe space. you know, feelings and words can trigger all kinds of emotions. that's training. that's behavior that moves from one generation to the next. it's learned behavior. so we have this group of young people that don't know what it's like to have to survive on their own. sure, there's legitimate reasons to be fearful and anxious. you walk down the street here, you might suffer a carjacking. you might be shot by someone in a gang that doesn't know how to shoot because they never went to a ring. they picked up a gun. there's legitimate reasons.

but a lot of the conservative young people, they say it's a different breed of kid. so you'll find more in the east coast and the west coast and not so much in middle america that got on the damn tractor and work and don't have time to worry about this nonsense and spend their lives on tik tok. >> jesse: get on a dark tractor, jessica. >> jessica: it's not the same as a mid size s.u.v. so 18 to 29-year-olds, that's what this poll is covering. it would be great to go down to 13-year-olds. that's where this anxiety is starting especially with young girls. whats going on in terms of image issues from what they're seeing on social media and feeling terrible about themselves and huge mental health challenges at a young age. 18 to 29-year-olds share a lot of common fears. a lot of them have to deal with school shootings and growing up in a generation doing lockdown

drills, teenage anxiety does to an emphasis on student achievement is a big part of this. that is bipartisan. so i don't think that bifurcating it to greg's point, people on both sides have the opposing view of how the other one is ruining the country and that gives them anxiety. if they're that politicized at this point. i worry that this is actually deeper than politics. it's more disconcerting than any of this. we work adjacent to politics and we talk about it and represent whatever political point of view. when you think about how damaged these kids are from such a young age, that's before they even know what a policy position is that they like. they just know that they feel ugly. or they know -- >> dana: or polar bears will have to swim forever because there's no icebergs. >> jessica: maybe al gore is what they see before they go to bet. i doubt it. >> jesse: the fastest is up next. ♪

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and some went over the top like jared leto looking purrfect in this cat costume. but the real one was this roach. does anyone -- >> dana: i can't believe that peta didn't complain that they killed a cockroach. >> greg: didn't they want to know what they were wearing? >> jeanine: i'll look at it. >> jesse: step on it. why isn't he stepping on it? why can't we see the kill shot? >> dana: that's not allowed on television. children watching. >> greg: this is the dinner how. >> jeanine: half of the women in those gowns, they don't know what's in them. >> dana: i thought penelope cruz looked amazes. >> jesse: rihanna looks great.

>> jeanine: i thought dua lipa looked great. >> jesse: the vintage chanel, nothing like it. >> jeanine: enough with jared leto. >> jessica: up next, today is national teacher appreciation day. i'm sure we are all fond of the one educator that helped our lives. >> greg: i wanted to point out the judge didn't want to do this segment. i have mr. perishing. my teacher i didn't like is emanuel coba. he was from cuba. >> jessica: that is a shock. >> dana: and mrs. sallier taught kindergarten. don't go to judge. >> dana: my first grade teacher put us on a trip. she would line up the desks. read us a story about the place

we were going. when we landed, we got to have snacks from that country. it was great. >> jeanine: awesome. clever. >> jesse: both my parents were teachers. they taught at the same school i attended. every time i got in trouble, they would know. i couldn't hide it or lie. >> greg: what kind of school was this where they allowed them to be romantic? >> jesse: you know, it happens in lots of places of work. >> jeanine: yeah, gee. i'm shocked. my favorite teacher, by the way -- i love a lot of teachers. a lot of them, whatever. mrs. shepherd was my kindergarten teacher. she used to pin notes on my uniform so i could go to other classes and give the notes to the other teachers. i would go and read the note. i couldn't read their handwriting half the time. >> jesse: you're like a carrier pigeon. >> jeanine: that was me. >> jessica: very cute. i love my kindergarten teacher

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judge? >> judge jeanine: so, check out this adorable baby who couldn't keep his hands off of princess kate's purse during her visit to wales. 1-year-old daniel became fascinated with the boil's black handbag much to his amusement. she let little daniel to take the purse while she said hello to other people. mother, can you play with it and said i will come back for it. he wasn't about to give it back. >> jesse, you have time. tell us what your child is saying to you. >> no. >> jesse: you want to see what this little child is up to jujitsu master. check out this little girl there she is. everything is going fine until the arm bar. >> wow. >> jesse: submitted. we have tonight matt gaetz joining forces wh aoc. aoc will not be on but matt will be. >> judge jeanine: what are they joining forces on. >> jesse: banning stock trading.

>> judge jeanine: good. >> greg: dana? >> dana: this is your daily dose of relaxization. check out chewy on a kayak and so relaxed falling asleep. what do you think is so funny. anyway, don't fall into the water chewy. >> greg: excellent work. you know, jessica, i think we are out of time. so i think you will have to wait until some other time to do your one more thing. >> jessica: tomorrow. a block. >> greg: what do you think, bret? >> bret: tomorrow. yeah, we can do it tomorrow. >> greg: let's do that. >> bret: good evening. welcome to washington. i'm bret baier. breaking tonight, president biden is ordering 1500 u.s. military personnel to the southern border. move comes ahead of next week's expiration of pandemic-related asylum rules title 42. a huge migrant surge is now expected. white house correspondent peter doocy starts us out tonight from the north lawn. >> sending 1500 troops on 90 day deployment undermines recent claims by officials here the th p