equivalent of gas stations. and the charging stations were in areas that he was familiar with. >> neil: and it worked. a real pleasure chatting with you. thanks for what you contributed to society. a lot of great things that we take for granted. steve wozniak. that will do it here. "the five" is now. "the five" is now. >> dana: hello, everyone. i'm dana perino along with kayleigh mcenany, jesse watters and greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city. this is "the five." >> when do we want it? >> now. >> justice. >> what do we want? >> justice. >> when do we want it? >> now. >> dana: graphic video showing a u.s. marine putting the 30-year-old jordan neely in a

chokehold after witnesses say that neely was out of control throwing garbage and threatening other writers. manhattan d.a. alvin bragg is investigating what happened after the city's medical examiner ruled the death as a homicide. police confirm that the homeless man had more than 40 prior arrests and reportedly had an active warrant out for felony assault. the marine, taken into custody after the incident, but was later let go without any charges at this time. lawmakers lashing out against the marine. a.o.c. calling hum a murderer. jamal describing it as a public execution. and another saying the death was a lynching. but the mayor eric adams thinks these comments are out of line. >> i don't think that's very responsible at the time where we're still investigating the situation. let's let the d.a. conduct his investigation with the law enforcement officials to really

interfere with that is not the right thing to do. and i'm going to be responsible and allow them to do their job and allow them to determine exactly what happened to him. so we cannot just blankedly say what a passenger should or should not do in a situation like that and we should allow the investigation to take its course. >> dana: subway crime is a big problem for new york city. so far this year, there have been 139 robberies, 131 felony assaults, one rape and one murder. and we've shown you countless videos of attacks on commuters, critics blasting a.o.c. for not even commenting on those crimes and pointing out how the congresswoman dismissed the idea of adding more cops to the subway. >> subway crime is up. but let's also note that subway crime is up after they committed so many more officers to the subway system. so that also tells us from a policy perspective, adding more cops to the subway isn't solving this problem. there are other things that can solve this problem. >> dana: she's not taking the subway. don't take the subway to the met

gala and we asked today, has she commented at all on any of the other crimes? of the women being attacked? turns out answer is no. >> greg: no, there's a race factor, that's why she piped up. i have a lot of respect for eric adams after that statement. a lot of respect. when you're trapped in a box throttling through manhattan underground. that's what this guy is screaming according to witnesses. i want food. i'm not taking no for an answer. i'm ready to go back to jail. i'll hurt anybody on this train. i don't care if i get a big life sentence. i'm ready to die. you're about this close to someone like that. and he's crazy. he's an ex-con. if you're a marine, you're trained differently and not a regular citizen. you have training and that training kicks into gear and he looked like was trying to engage this man at first, at first, verbally. and then it got physical and he

was trying to restrain him. it was an accident. he was not trying to kill this person. he was trying to restrain them, subdue him and other men joined in him with restraining this guy. it looks like what happened was an absolute tragedy. the guy obviously doesn't deserve to die like that and we wish it didn't have to be a marine stepping up, we wish a police officer had been there. a.o.c. famously said she didn't want police in the subway. if a policeman had been in the subway car, this would not have been happened. i blame this guy's father who is not in the picture, the mother is passed away. the city says they care so much about mental health and they let mentally ill people wandering the streets threatening people. he's been arrested 40 times and had a warrant out. how many judges let this guy skate? so i wish a.o.c. would ride the subway once or twice just to get a vibe because i'm hearing from a lot of women today, not women from all over the country

specifically women that take the subway in new york city. and they think about this a little differently than other people. and they know what it's like. and they're not saying i'm glad this guy died. they said finally, a man stepped up in the subway and protected us. >> dana: i absolutely agree with that. and you know, a lot of people, greg, that take the subway are ones that, you know, you don't have a choice. there's a way to get into the city. and it's the most efficient way or the most -- the least expensive way to get into the city for jobs that a.o.c. would never do. >> greg: yeah, anybody -- i rode the subway for years until it became unsafe. i've been in that situation. and what everybody does is essentially try to mind their own business or get off the train. and then luckily, i've never been in a situation where it gets that violent. but this feels like a bernie goetz moment where everybody goes we're hitting the bottom here. this is bad. permission to rant. anyone accusing anyone else of

supporting that guy of noncompassion can go screw themselves. right? we've been talking about what's going on in the subways. we've been talking about what's going on in the streets. the mentally ill being left to suffer on the street. the criminally deranged left on the street to attack and push women in front of trains and beat people over the head with pieces of wood. we have been talking about the danger to themselves and the dangers to others for years. and i have nothing but contempt for the outraged leftist who caused this, who ignored this. they are like the person on the subway who just gets on their phone. like i wonder, i wonder would a.o.c. or anybody on the squad or what's his name? chris hayes, anybody like that, would they actually step in, right? i have to wonder, would they actually, you know, would they see somebody being menaced by a violent felon, would they actually try and intervene or would they decide not to share

the risk and just step away because metaphorically, that's what they've been doing for the last five years. so they're disgusting. if anybody says this is like george floyd, no, it's because of george floyd. because since george floyd, we've had the resulting chaos and defunding, egged on by the squad, by the media, by different media outlets except cnn, that created the pathway and a void where you saw fewer police and you -- who had to fill the void? we predicted this. citizens are going to fill the void. we're going to -- we didn't use the v word because everybody hated that word. what's going to happen, there was going to be a moment where somebody has to make a choice. about those by standers, i think they were three guys and i don't think they were all white, right? i don't know. they had to make a decision on their own, there was no police. there were adult men. it was on them, a chance to act and it was -- and they chose to act and i support the fact that

they thought people were in trouble. the left has emasculated law enforcement. these are the only people that you can rely on. if you can't rely on them, you can't take the subway anymore. this was a textbook person that would have been helped by the $800 million that somehow disappeared, right? there was money in the city for the homeless. what did the deblasios do with it? this guy had 40 arrests, violent. he's a danger to others. when he's a danger to others, he becomes a danger to himself, right? but they didn't give anything about him. none of the liberals didn't give a damn. they didn't. crime to them became a political idea. screw you when you're on the subway. finally, they find a crime and they can manipulate it. but this is not the start of the story, right? this is the end of the story. the political cowardice, the negligence, the vicious anti-police rhetoric, the criminal coddling brought us here, right? this story has been going on for

years. >> dana: kathy is governor of new york that has authority over the subway. she had different take than mayor eric adams. let's listen to her here. >> i do want to acknowledge how horrific it was to view a video of jordan neely being killed for being a passenger on our subway trains, and so our hearts go out to his families and really pleased that the district attorney is looking into this matter, as i said, there had to be consequences. and so we'll see how this unfolds. but his family deserves justice. >> dana: i mean, it's not that his family shouldn't be sad. but what about the rest of us, they never seem to talk about the actual subway riders. >> kayleigh: everyone is a citizen of the city involved in this particular thing and you're right, greg, not everyone of the four gentlemen were white. one of the gentleman whose last name is vazquez gave an interview afterwards where no

one thought he was going to die and a police officer would come and we would deal with it. to get four random murderers together, you got to get pretty lucky, right? that's going to happen. it doesn't detract from the tragedy of this and the tragedy of jordan neely's entire life. his father not around. his mother murdered when he was 18 years old, i'm sure you've all seen the videos of him entertaining on the subway dressed up as michael jackson. a talented guy but one who is clearly deeply sick and needed a lot of help that the city did not provide for him. i thought eric adams was also very good last night in his interview. i think this is a moment for alvin bragg to kind of change the narrative about what's going on. he's only been getting criticism for how are these people getting out all the time? we know it's just 347 people that are carrying out all of the shoplifting and things like that. but i do take the subway every day, twice a day coming in and

out of work. i've taken the subway for 39 -- 38 years, you know, my whole life here in new york city. i have been, i guess, fortunate that i've never seen anyone get attacked. but i certainly have seen men expose themselves. that happens quite regularly. i have seen, well, what greg was talking about we shift to the other car, right, or as you're moving, you see people who say don't go in that one. right? that's how people protect each other these days or with their phones. and to connect it back to yesterday's conversation, we thought video would save us from all of this. but when everyone is just sitting back and recording as an asian woman is punched or whatever else is going on, it's obviously not the savior that it was. and i think that -- and i'm guilty of this as well and i think part of it is the stories are not amplified, the terror that goes on in the subways all the time. i heard -- i should have known a story about a black man who saw a police officer being attacked in the subway, a father, he went to help and he got stabbed in the neck and he passed away.

a black guy. but i didn't hear about it. and i feel guilty about that. but we haven't done a good enough job amplifying the terror that so many people of all races are facing. >> dana: i wanted to ask anybody at the table, but kayleigh, you can comment on anything, of course. but i am thinking about the marine who made the decision to act. and we're talking about sharing the risk. and how we need to have people who are willing to jump in and there are everyday heroes, citizens who jump in, people that have the training and the police can't be everywhere, especially if they're defunded and depleted. and i hope that alvin bragg does the right thing here, whatever he finds in his investigation. but that it doesn't deter people from willing to risk protecting others. >> kayleigh: yeah, there's a loft facts that we don't know. what we know is there's loss of life. that's a tragedy. jordan neely, to your point, his mom murdered found in a suitcase on the side of the bronx highway. lot of human tragedy here.

to your point, the facts we do know. we know what jesse said, this man was raving about, you know, i don't care if i'm imprisoned. all sorts of things. multiple passengers tried to restrain him. this wasn't just one marine. no passenger at any point from what i've read said stop what you're doing, this looks like jordan neely is in danger. what it comes down to is justice in alvin bragg's america. i don't know if this man was a good samaritan or not. i wouldn't want to be a good samaritan where a 61-year-old bodega worker, father of three, acts in self-defense and sent to rikers. i get in new york city and leave as soon as i can. i don't want to get in a position where my justice is in the hands of alvin bragg. >> dana: a whistle blower claims that joe biden accepted bribes as vice president.

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>> ♪ amarillo by morning ♪ >> kayleigh: a blockbuster allegation against joe biden. whistle blower says the f.b.i. and d.o.j. have a file that links then vice president biden to a criminal bribery scheme. quite a charge. where money was exchanged for policy decisions. accusation comes from the house oversight chair james comer and senator chuck grassley. comer trying to subpoena that document from the feds. the republicans are demanding answers. >> we had credible information that this possible criminal activity took place. i just want to do what congressional oversight

responsibilities i have to see what the f.b.i.'s and the d.o.j. has done to follow up on it. >> we need to know what that evidence is and i don't know why anybody would want to hide it. i think the democrats should come forward. if they're so confident that joe biden didn't do anything wrong, great! then release the document. let's get it all out there in public. sunshine is the best disinfectant. >> kayleigh: the democrats, of course, aren't interested. the russia hoax leader himself, you know who he is, adam schiff already downplaying it. >> i don't think you can put much stock in anything that mr. comer has to say because his track record is very poor. when they put before the so-called whistleblowers before congress, none of it has born out. i don't know whether this is just pure speculation that they believe there's a document of an interview or lots of interviews. it doesn't necessarily mean there's any wrongdoing. so i wouldn't give much stock to this. >> kayleigh: you know, putting aside adam schiff's track record, jesse, this would be a

breakthrough moment because it has nothing to do with hunter allegedly. it's joe biden, exchanging a policy decision for cash is the allegation. up to this point, all we know is james gillard said the big guy was joe biden and there's been testimony in the grand jury to that effect. this would be direct evidence or at least a suggestion of such. >> jesse: if the vice president under barack obama's nose is selling american policy to foreign nationals for cash, just the allegation alone is explosive compared to what they got trump in trouble for was, what, a perfect phone call? and you look at what all the evidence that they had on the big guy before the election. not only did they have this, but they had the tony submission to the f.b.i., they had the laptop. they had hunter wiretapped talking to chinese spies about business. they had everything! they had baresma, they had wires

coming from god knows where, treasury, every time something came into the bank accounts got flagged. this guy was a walking crime syndicate and they covered it all up before the election. that's why people, kayleigh, don't think the last election was free and fair because the american voter deserved to know these things. and about seven things involving joe biden and his criminal family were hidden from the american people. and they had a right to base their votes on that information and that was taken away from them. and that's why it wasn't fair. >> kayleigh: yeah, you know, to that point, greg, they had 51 intelligence officials covering for hunter biden. i think they're better described as campaign surrogates because that's what they were. it's important to look into this. it apparently memorializes confidential information or meetings given to the f.b.i.. it could be anything. >> greg: yeah, i have to pick up where jesse left off. it's true.

look i feel like i've been down this road with the whistle blowers. yeah. exactly! break open the kraken! it's like when you were single and you dated a lot of bad boys, right, it was exciting the bad boy, every new one. but it was all drama and all trauma. that's how i feel with these whistleblowers is cnn swallowed it every single day like hysterical bon-bons. i don't want to live in the land of wishful thinking. however, i am torn, you know, like you said, the mainstream media went crazy over much less than this. so i feel like there's a part of me that wants to make them get a dose of their own poison so that they can learn from their experience, right? so they can learn that they shouldn't be doing this. so i want it to be true. but the difference between me and like a carl bernstein or john harwood, i'm not going to fake objectivity.

great thing about this story is you get a new nickname bribing biden which is worth the price of admission. >> kayleigh: do they run the risk of becoming consumed by this to not putting forth their policy agenda? >> dana: i wrote down economy and underlined it here. >> greg: i can see it. >> dana: right here. one thing that makes this different is senator chuck grassley is a serious practitioner, especially when it comes to whistleblowers and has a reputation from both sides of the aisle of being somebody who is a straight shooter when it comes to whistleblowers. so that made me take a little notice last night. and say, ok, maybe there is something more here. i think the other reason they went so public is to, one, let people know what's happening as the senator said, sunshine is the best disinfectant. but also to give the white house a note, basically they were saying we know that this exists. don't try to hide it from people. so that's now out there. but at the same time, i'm having feelings of monica lewinsky

scandal, ok, there's so much of it. there's so much, and you're going after them. going after them and then it sort of fizzles on. i'm not saying that the investigations aren't going to find something. i'm very interested in these treasury reports that have come out because people have seen those and if those are actually quite eye opening, not sure if it gets you to some sort of criminal complaint but might get you to corruption. >> kayleigh: the white house dismisses this as anonymous innuendo. it doesn't have to be innuendo, you could tell the f.b.i. to put out the document. >> yeah, i would love to see it. everybody would love to see it. i know, jesse, you feast upon those news cycles. >> jesse: i'm still hungry. >> still hungry, you know, chuck grassley was on another network giving an interview and he said, wish i could say if it's true or untrue. so why are you doing an interview about it? because that's the question they're going to ask you. lawrence jones asked hawley the question, sandra smith two days in a row, she had james comer

and another, the same question. i'm astounded. you show up for interviews and you should know what they're going to ask you. you know what the news cycle is and you know what the topic is and you should be prepared for it. and, you know, john durham was obviously a bust. now i hear it's because you can't get a fair trial in d.c. if you're a conservative. didn't have anything. it's in his mustache? >> jesse: he had it! >> anyway, they had the word -- to your point. to your point about do you run the risk of not getting your agenda out? peter did a big interview where he talked about this. apparently, he didn't say he was sitting out 2024. he said i really like ron desantis. i think he's talking about the woke stock too much and not talking about the economy. >> greg: if you're going to put out a fake dossier, you should be able to see it.

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the craters on the moon with your own eyes! >> jesse: kamala's big takeaway for the meeting is that a.i. could infringe on civil rights and erode public trust and faith in democracy. dana, where was joe biden during this big meeting with these a.i. guys? >> dana: he stopped by. he stopped by just to monitor. i was thinking about remember in school when the principal would come into your class and stand in the back and you know your teacher was being watched. and then everyone would try to be on their best behavior for a minute, i think that's what happened. i'm curious, are these the same c.e.o.'s she talked about expanding their operations in latin america? i wonder if those c.e.o.'s were thinking, maybe not the same ones, who knows. i love the story about her taking over because it reminds me of bringing out the child actors like we saw in the nasa video. here's the thing. what made biden think this was a good idea? because what in her track record has said this is a great, very serious problem she can help solve? immigration, that was not going

to be it. voting rights? not it. now, they do give her a lot of credit on abortion, although i sort of feel like that is already self-perpetuating and you don't need to do too much on that to get democrats to vote along those lines. i think with a.i., i'm not sure how washington is going to help. i would like to think that washington can help. i'm pretty sure all of us are going to be slaves to the robots and then we'll all be unified and not be polarized anymore. >> jesse: the president said he wanted to have kamala handle this because he wanted to elevate her profile. how nice of him. >> greg: how soon before she makes it about race? >> she already did! >> greg: she did? i guess that's -- i kind of saw that as civil rights for everybody. but maybe, i don't know. i think -- i can wing a lot of topics. i can't wing a.i. and she wings everything. and the fact is artificial intelligence is too important a threat and a challenge to our government to go out and get drunk the night before, then

sleep in and then wing it which is what i did for everything. it's not a quarterly report on travel expenses. it's a.i. it's insane. this is what every major intellect describes as the largest serious threat of our time and appoint the least thoughtful person who is arrogant enough that she doesn't have to prepare for anything. i don't know if she can define it. maybe she watched an episode of "lost in space" and followed robby the robot. i don't know, man. scary thing is what you said, there's no one in the white house who can work with this issue. remember the social media hearings? we had the guy from facebook. they didn't know what they were talking about! they're too old to talk about this stuff. and she's just having a great time. she doesn't care. >> jesse: if biden can't understand it, kamala can't understand it, kayleigh, who would you put in charge of this meeting? >> kayleigh: i can't understand

it. the venn diagram loving geek, one of the most brilliant people says we have to put a pause on this. i learned on "outnumbered" they can interpret thoughts, apparently some a.i. like read your thoughts. >> jesse: they can read my mind? >> kayleigh: imagine if i knew what you were thinking. >> greg: they're waiting for something to download. >> kayleigh: imagine this administration like being able to read american people's thoughts. very scary. >> jesse: they would resign if they know what we're thinking. how do you interpret this? this is big step up in her portfolio. >> so i actually thought that this was just getting to do this meeting and that it wasn't a portfolio change of any kind. >> jesse: she's now a.i. czar? >> that's my understanding. it was a thing for today to do this and to convey the administration's concerns, obviously, about it. >> dana: already backing away from it. >> no, but maybe i'm wrong. i could be wrong about this. but that was my intention. >> jesse: when the robots start

killing us, biden can blame kamala. she was in charge. >> you know, i don't think it was that serious. i think it was a meeting. i think either he had a schedule conflict or said i would like to do this and he said that's completely fine. >> jesse: hasn't seen him in days. >> greg: you know "the price is right" is on at 11:00 a.m. and he has his nap. it's a big deal. >> why shouldn't the vice president, get it you want to mock her. she still is the vice president. why shouldn't she be involved on this? she has done a good job on serious issues. if you saw her at the munich security conference, she did a good job of representing the u.s. and morals across the world in our defense of supporting zelensky and what's going on there. >> greg: i got this t-shirt, you crushed munich and has kamala on it. >> jesse: all right. i'm still curious about why joe isn't in the meeting. coming up, lockdowns did a

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>> shocking new numbers reveal the devastating impact that covid school closures are having on america's children. department of education reports a record low 13% of eighth graders are proficient in u.s. history and only 22% met or exceeded s ed standards for civ. critics are pointing fingers at the biden administration for the failing marks but both are insisting they're not the ones to blame. >> when the president walked in, he made a priority to open schools. >> i think we have to get away from the blame game. i kept on saying over and over again we've got to get the children back to school as

quickly as possible. >> ok. dana, i assume not surprised by these results. >> dana: by the school results? i mean, the math and reading scores are terrible. this is not setting america up for success. and these children's individual lives, not setting them up for success. in that world competition, we have to take this very seriously. so school choice can help a bit but it's not going to be the end all, be all. on this history and civics thing, i admire a state like pennsylvania and probably other states who if i'm not mentioning you, forgive me. in recent years, pennsylvania added a high school graduation requirement that you have to be able to pass a civics test. and it's not a bad idea. you know, there's a lot of people that want to come to this country that would like to stay here and be legal. if they do that, if you become a citizen, you also have to take a test and we should -- we should require that of our own citizens as well in the high school years. i'm definitely for that. as for the reason it matters

that somebody understand and take blame and accept blame, it's not that you're going to be going to jail if you accept blame for closing the schools. it's that we have to make sure that we don't do it again or if there's a very serious situation that we think about it before we shut down all the schools for a long time. >> jesse, i see you have a prop or something to use to make your argument. >> jesse: u.s. history quiz, question one, eighth grade level, what were explorers such as henry hudson looking for when they sailed the coast in the 1600's. is it a, a water trade route to asia? b, a land route to south america? c, land to use for sugar plantations or d, religious freedom? >> it's a. >> jesse: it's a. a water trade route to asia. no american adult can answer that question.

trust me. i've tried. but this should be fresh in the eighth grader's brain because they've been learning it all year. if you tell children, especially in eighth grade that the country is founded on white supremacy, genocide and racism, are they going to want to sit through class and listen to that? yes, there were horrible things in our history. but the entirety of american history is gorgeous. so you should look at it in that way. and maybe kids will pay attention. >> so i found it interesting, lightfoot called out randiweingarten, she did an interview and i don't think she expected one of the panelists was a republican pushed back on her and said i have three or four kids. and i need an apology. i need to understand why it was that we were teachers. do you think the tide is changing on all of this? >> kayleigh: look, what i will say, lori lightfoot made an

issue of this and you can argue lost her mayorship about this. she never once said reopen the schools. my former boss was vocal to that and sent me to the podium to say open the schools with data to prove we need to do that. compare that to biden. he comes in february 2021, jen psaki lays out, 50% of schools open one day a week. to say you made this a priority, biden administration never did. dr. fauci never did. there's an administration just before i seem to remember talking about the science. 1/5 of abuse cases reported in schools. kids depend on schools for school lunches and schools of color were hurt more than any other class of student because of laws. >> what do you think? >> greg: i think we need to start earlier with drag queen story hour. get the gender ideology courses to the unborn child, right? read it to the pregnant belly. the scary part isn't the problems like the kids spelling behind. it's the solutions.

it's the solutions that are actually worse than the problem. maybe just don't -- don't help! because if your kids can't meet proficiency standards there are three solutions they will give you. a, lower the standards. b, eliminate the standards. c, let the children grade themselves. that's how it works. that's why it's like -- it's not just about that problem, it's like the people who were in control have no way to solve it and this is again, we talked about this in the a block, when you see a vacuum, what happens? what you would call, it the layperson steps in, right? and education, you'll see that with home schooling and people having to get tutors because their kids are getting dumb. you have a learning vacuum right now and can't rely on, sadly, the education system. >> jesse: used to leave kids behind, remember those kids? >> greg: no child should be left behind unless he's smelly! smelly children, leave them behind! that's what the woods are for. >> jesse: very good.

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first up, a baby in danger. saved by a stranger. and out of control stroller with a baby in it, dana, rolling right towards traffic after its great aunt slipped and fell. more like not so great aunt. but a quick thinking guy dashing to stop it just in the nick of time. we got a lot of people here with little babies. all right, kayleigh, shouldn't there be a remote control device that hits the emergency brake? >> kayleigh: yes, brilliant. invent that. >> greg: i would but i'm lazy. >> kayleigh: this is every mom's worst fear. i love how you called it the not so great, great aunt. every mom's worst fear. >> greg: if you notice really quickly you saw that red square show up which added it more difficult problem for -- what is she doing? there he is. see that. you know what they're doing, pointing out not great she is. terrible! jessica, is this your nightmare come true?

>> it's up there. i don't have a ton of busy streets like that. turn around and you're talking to someone like you were on a tiny incline. if you have a light stroller like a travel stroller or something, halfway down the block before you're like where is my child? >> greg: could you imagine, jesse, being in a car and that coming -- it would be like a video game. here comes a baby carriage. have to steer around it. >> jesse: i'd steer around it. i have great reflexes. you combining the worst athletic performance with the worst great aunt performance of all time. i'm going to do my best to ns h or how big the butt crack was, but that was humiliating and she's never going to live it down. >> greg: all right, dana, should she, not the great aunt, should the mother rename the baby after the guy? >> dana: you know what we were talking in the a block people willing to put themselves at risk in order to save other people. this is what, this is amazing. >> greg: he's a hero. >> jesse: should have put the great aunt in a chokehold. >> greg: you're terrible!

breaking news, there's a carb criminal on the loose! someone dumped 500 pounds of cooked pasta along a creek bed in new jersey and nobody in town knows why. here's a police rendering of the suspect based on witness accounts. i heard he's a recent new jersey transit, any theories on this? dana, any theories? >> dana: i have no theories. i couldn't even think, i couldn't imagine. i can't imagine, you have a theory? >> i do. it might be really dumb. but i'm doing it. disgruntled employee on an italian restaurant steals all their food for the night. and throws it out? hillary clinton likes it, maybe it's her plate and tossed it aside. >> greg: yes! jesse? >> jesse: so when you have a lot of pasta left over in italian joint, what you usually do is take it to an old folks home or some homeless shelter, a church. whoever was in charge of that transportation was like screw this, i'm dumping it on the side

of the road. >> greg: this reminds me of the corrupt mailman, remember, they always go to the mailman's apartment and he'd have these thousands of pieces of mail. all right. one more thing up next. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪

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primetime," michelle obama slinging juice boxes. >> dana: england where peter and i got married. justice of the peace, greg. >> greg: that was brian stelter. you could tell by the shape. it's good he found another job. >> dana: i think that was an eagle, not a seagull. >> greg: one more thing. jimmy failla, goldstein, kat timpf and tyrus. let's do it. greg's crime corner. check out this brazen squirrel. knew there was trail mix in this car. look closely, he will climb in through the upper top part of the window. snake his way down into the car and get the trail mix and then bring it back out. but he was having a hard time making a quick exit. and yeah, look at this. imagine. >> oh, no. >> jessica: get back in your car and he is sitting there. >> greg: exactly. >> what if he has anxiety diarrhea that would be the

worst. >> greg: i hate it when that happens. >> dana: strikes fear in the heart of tv producers worldwide hearing the director shout you are in vision when you thought you were off camera. >> this is bbc news. ♪ ♪ want. >> okay. [laughter] >> dana: got to hand it to her. she did recover. that's bbc news. i think she handled it very gracefully. if that ever happened to us on "the five" in commercial break. she would be in trouble. short questions with dana perino, harold ford is our guest this week and he will tell you what he thinks every manager should ask in a job interview. >> greg: i will say he bets it would be great to be there. jessica? >> katie: i'm hosting fox news tonight. next week so tune. in thank you for allowing me to

share. >> jessica: lucky breaking bad fan gus work airport tarmac. sitting in a plane's window seat. saw the worker holding up the phone in character for the iconic series. first time he has been spotted but based on that fan smile i seriously doubt it and he was amazing. >> greg: best actor on the show. >> dana: what great one more thing. "special report" is next. i will see new 30 minutes. >> bret: dana, right down the hall. i will see you. >> dana: okay. i will be there. >> bret: good evening, i am bret baier. we are coming to you tonight from fox news world headquarters in new york. and breaking tonight, we are heading out west, northern california authorities say they have made an arrest in connection with two fatal stabbings and a third attack in a university town in california. davis is a small city about 70 miles northeast of san francisco. but this has been happening over the past few days. correspondent matt finn has the latest from los angele