it is the younger come under 35's, that don't. that is the issue. >> neil: i digress. it is always great seeing you. enjoy, of course, fox's coverage, we will pick it up to 10:00 a.m. the applications of all of that vehicle in the meantime, thank you for having fun with us. all you have to do. just call me. ♪ ♪ >> jesse: i'm jesse watters come along with judge jeanine pirro, harold ford jr., kennedy, and greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five." ♪ ♪ >> no nypd! >> what do we want! >> justice! >> wind we wanted? >> now! >> if we don't get it! if we don't get it! >> burn it down!

>> jesse: brand-new protest as the media and far left democrats fanned the fiends know my claims over a subway choke hold death here in new york city. the grand jury is expected to meet next week to determine if there should be criminal charges filed against the marine who restrained 3030-year-old jordan neely. the homeless man's art of and threatening passengers. police sources telling "the new york post" that five emergency calls were made over a four minute span. first two referencing a physical altercation, and someone threatening passengers. new video shows more of what happened. neely struggles with the marine and two other riders, who were telling people to call the police before neely passes out. democrats pushed may know my murder charges, new york city mayor eric adams -- the claim i. listen. >> the body cam, 6 minutes, i

said, where does the 15 minutes come from? all of a sudden, it became the facts. and so, we have to be very careful that facts is based on the actual facts, and not what we want to create them to be. i just want to be clear, did not take police officers 15 minutes to get there. when i first read that, that was too bizarre to me. >> jesse: but democrats and the liberal press do not care about the mayor's morning. they have already rushed to judgment. >> i couldn't help but think of the ten other things that could have been done before this person decided to wrap his arms around mr. neely's n neck and choke him to death. >> he can't say self-defense. he was not at risk. to let this go forward in any way is to sanction vigilante is on. >> he is an ex-marine, but he is an x marine who is trained to

kill. >> there should be charges put out there and i believe it is because who was killed, that hasn't happened. >> jesse: judge jeanine pirro, you were off yesterday. we missed you. now you have had, what, 48 hours to digest this tragedy. where do you see things moving? >> jeanine: first of all, this is a very sad case. i think that a lot of people are responsible. one of the most significant is the mental health system in new york state. this is a guy who was a schizophrenic, i believe he was probably in the midst of an episode. when you're in the midst of an episode, you can be extremely violent. now, we don't know if that is the case, and i am not suggesting it is the case. we don't know all the facts, so unless and until it is resolved by a grand jury, we can't make a decision. look, this marine is entitled to use whatever force is necessary to prevent an individual from committing or using that force against another person. all these people, these talking heads, they don't know what the hell they are about.

they don't know the law. they make it up as they go among. people actually read saying the other people watching, how is that not a crime, they should be charged with a crime. i mean, we have a law in new york state that is very clear. if a call came in saying he was threatening and harassing passengers, if he was in the midst of a psychotic episode, if indeed this person was reasonable, in his mind, the marine, and the facts make it clear, not just before, but after, where they leave him in a recovery position. they didn't leave him in a position where he was on his back and could have choked. they left him in a recovery position. he didn't move after they let him go. they were saying "where are the police?" he waited for the police. it was not black versus white because it was a black guy holding him down, as well. there are subjective and objective tests that will be used. this is a guy who has been arrested 40-something times. nhe knocked some 67-year-old

woman out. he was a mess. by the way, i'm fed up, i don't mind getting life in prison, i'm ready to die, and you are threatening people, that kind of sends a signal that this guy can be dangerous. so, lets everybody down a little bit and kathleen hogle, the government know my governor, people shouldn't be killed passenger on the subway. 27 people have died in the last two years on the subway. where were you? >> jesse: i think we have some of that hochul sound. let's listen. >> i do want to acknowledge how horrific it was to view a video of jordan neely being killed for being a passenger on our subway trains, and so, our hearts go out to his family's. i am really pleased the district attorney is looking into this matter. as i said, there have to be consequences, and so, we will see how this unfolds. with his deserves justice. >> jesse: that's a pretty reckless thing to say, as, you know, the governor.

>> harold: good to be back. this is a terrible story. i agree with the judge. he was a passenger, but there was something else going on. i want to get all of the facts. i agree with the judge. we do know the new york law is clear around this, any response to a real or perceived threat has to be proportionate to the threat, and if he believed, in his mind, that this threat was of a nature and a level that he needed to respond that way, then the law will be applied appropriately. i think those in the city who believe that crime is going down or that public safety is increasing, this is a prime example that it's not. there is a long list of politicians who have lost office, who told voters that you are richer than you think, you are safer than you think, and the country is more prosperous. if people don't believe that, then they're not going to react accordingly, certainly not a political setting. in this particular matter here, i agree with the judge, we got to wait for the facts. i think mayor adams, his language and his conduct should

be modeled and emulated as we go forward with this process. >> jesse: and so, alvin bragg is going to have this next week what is going to go to a grand jury. do you think he can get a fair shake here in manhattan? >> kennedy: i actually do. harold touch on this a little bit. people don't have a sense of safety when they ride the trains here, and i'm looking at this story and it is tragic. you know, it makes me really sad because aoc is calling this marine a murderer, but it's like, what about drive nyc? what about the billion-dollar mental health initiative at the former mayor's wife was in charge of and that money is gone, it evaporated. why wasn't jordan neely given the help that he needed for the years and years that he was in the system. you know, he was known to authorities, he was known to doctors come he was known to social workers and mental health care workers, and his grandmother said the system failed him. it was not just this one instance. that is tragic. the layers of bureaucracy that zealots of big government actually put people like him at risk, and they don't help him.

and shame on aoc for representing this part of the country and not standing up to the bureaucracy that got this guy killed. it's like, i ride the train by myself, sometimes at night. we have all seen stuff like this happen. my question is, what are you supposed to do? it's like, i don't feel comfortable carrying a knife because i don't want to be in a situation like this where, god forbid, there is a struggle and someone dies, and then i am liable for it. same thing with my daughters. i don't want them carrying weapons, but how do you defend yourself? and how do you keep other people around you safe? >> jesse: that's a good point. greg? >> greg: the left really appreciates jordan neely now but he is dead. they didn't give 2fs about him when he was alive, so they do not deserve to be listen to peer al sharpton says if you are not at risk, do nothing, then joy reid says if you don't do something, you should be charged. again, they do not deserve to be listened to. hochul said, you know, that could be you. assuming that we, society, what identify with and unhinged, violent felon, threaten people,

who have attacked women and children. that could be you. no, no, no. when you say that could be you, governor, you should be talking about the bystanders who are now the target of losers like you, hochul. that could be you. you could be the bystander on the train who decided to share the risk and do something to save somebody else, and you could be the target. that could be you. that is the story, you moron. this is how it works. the left hamstrings the police and creates a vacuum where security use to be, and then when it gets really, really bad, the citizens step in, and then they become the target. you saw that with kyle rittenhouse and the mccloskeys, the goal is to make that vacuum permanent. this revolution through chaos, burn it all down, is endless, no matter what happens, right? right? obama got elected, burn it all down. right? the police improve, they start training and doing better things, you have a majority minority force, burn it all

down. doesn't matter. in the minds of the radical left, it's always going to be burn it all down. now we are seeing more video of the deceased, right, costing people, using homophobic language, the f word -- that f or -- the n word, it is this beloved michael jackson performer, is a relentless menace and the media did not want to tell you he was a relentless menace and it was only going to happen this way. this was not the beginning of this story. this was the end of the story. the city had this problem for years. this show, a few others, the canary in the coal mine. it wasn't "the view," it wasn't aoc. hochul, hochul scoffed when we brought up the crime stuff during the election, remember? she said it was played up. and now she is sitting there acting like she is compassionate. shut up! it is her incompetence, or inaction, that created this moment in time, where young men, young men stepped up and

did the job she was too cowardly to manager do. >> jesse: all right. well said. >> greg: can i go now? it's happy hour. >> jesse: you are dismissed. straight ahead, the hunter legal defense fund. yet, the first son wants to hit up his dad's supporters to pay for lawyers. ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ >> kennedy: useless. that's right, jesse.

great song. he loves it. the biden white house is not happy with hunter's latest con. the first son reportedly wants to set up a legal defense fund. you heard that right, that would help pay for his high-priced lawyers. that's right, somewhere out there a former crack addicted first son is crying out for help and struggling to pay his monthly child support. operators are standing by. won't you please consider a donation. high-level democrats are obviously freaking out, especially if contributions come from foreign entities. the next stop on the hunter headache express is the intelligence community. emails show ex-cia chief mike morell worked overtime recruiting his intel buddies to sign off on that now infamous letter discrediting hunter biden's laptop. the goal of the letter was to give joe biden a talking point for the debate, and, of course, he used it. >> there are 50 former national

intelligence folks who said that what he is accusing me of is a russian plant. they have said this has all -- five former heads of the cia. both parties say what he is saying is a bunch of garbage. >> kennedy: he's a liar. what did you make up some of the communication between former cia mike morell and another former cia -- >> j>> greg: this is the smoking gun the media wanted so badly for trump and never got. this is not smoke, this is the gun. the media is like, eh. they are wearing their bias on their sleeve. this is actually what matters, not hunter's sexomania, this is a deep state that makes local watergate like a water slide. even if it is about -- if they had a petition to bring "24" back, they would have been okay.

this email is a big revelation, and it was not the work of investigative or pulitzer prize-winning journalist or "the washington post." interested in the fact the deep state manipulated the press out in the open to change an election. a soft coup, if you will. >> kennedy: how is that not election interference? >> greg: it's worse than that. >> kennedy: obviously you are watching this because you were planning on donating to hunter's legal defense fund. >> jesse: i maxed out. that is a question i had for the judge. if you had a legal defense fund, can you spend it on whatever you want? this is better than the painting scam. the painting scam was pretty next level, you've got to give him credit especially with the anonymous purchases. but now you set up a legal defense fund, you can take that money and do anything you want with it. he can get escorts with it. he could pay child support with it. he could buy a house in malibu

with it. there is no want to count for that kind of money. this is just another hunter biden scam that the media is going to say, oh, the guy needs help. where did the diamond go? he pondered it and then did what with that the cash? rated the burisma money go? joe biden himself is worth $8 million. he took out a line of credit on his house for a quarter million last month. where did that money go? we know the sugar brother who paid off the 2 million in back taxes is now hiding hunter's assets. they took the 10% stake in the chinese company and he said that's mine now, so hunter does not have any exposure to it and the woman down in arkansas can't touch it. it's good. i'll give them credit, it's good. >> kennedy: she touched it plenty. judge, let's talk about some of those ethical concerns that jesse raises. there have to be people within the biden administration who are worried about the optics of a legal defense fund. he had been generating money for

a long, long time. >> jeanine: it was during the obama administration that obama's people were worried about the optics of hunter going with his father, where we now know he collected 1.5 billion from the chinese from whatever company he had at that point. considering this legal defense fund, it is so sanctimonious, it is so stunning, this guy who literally has compromised just about every agency and our government, first of all he compromised the intel agencies, we just saw them getting together. he also compromised an election because people say had they known about the laptop they might have voted differently. he compromised the secret service, who found a gun in a garbage can, that gun that he got with a pistol permit application that he lied on. he has compromised the doj, taken five years to figure out whether or not they can indict him on charges, i could sit here during the next 10 minutes and do an indictment myself.

okay, and he has compromised the presidents of the united states, who has made questionable decisions regarding policy from countries where he has got money. this kid is such a dirtbag. he is such an anger, he is such a deadbeat, i'm not just his father, but on the country, and for him to actually have a legal defense fund is just outrageous, it is stunning. we think about it i said to myself, when they had gofundme, on some of the websites for gofundme fundraisers, they were shut down for conservatives, like kyle rittenhouse had one, that was shut down, the freedom convoy, the truckers, there gofundme was shut down, andy n ngo, the independent journalist, that was shut down, anti-backs, that was shut down. this thing will go forever, and you know what? no one is going to question who has given money, how they are siphoning money, whether it is coming from a foreign country or someone who has already maxed out to joe because we still don't know who gave him a half a

million dollars or some ridiculous second-grade artwork. i mean, this guy is an infection that won't go away. >> kennedy: unfortunately knows that the hard way. herald, there is obviously a struggle within the white house. there are people who are very upset by this and people who are defending the first son. i know where you would be on th person, a decent person, and also rational, which is why you should run as joe biden vp. the fox audience loves you, and obviously -- >> greg: they should flip it. >> kennedy: they will. harold, are you with me, harold? >> harold: there were a lot of questions there. i will say this. you are kind. this hunter biden thing, he has every right to launch a legal defense fund. >> jeanine: yeah, so to these five conservatives. >> harold: buttigieg come i'm not saying what he is but judge, i'm not saying what

he is doing -- the former spokesman at the justice department saying earlier, you are going to have a problem, if you allow lobbyists and foreign governments and foreign people, foreigners to give, it is going to create a lot of questions, so i hope they're watching this and concerned about this and going to implement something and make sure it doesn't happen. his argument around creating this is probably the fact my father ran for president, maybe i would not be facing the kind of scrutiny. i am not saying that is a legitimate argument, but certainly a credible argument to be made. i've said many times, i don't pile on people and they're having problems. i'm not saying that you are, judge -- >> jeanine: i am. because he created the problems. >> harold: so we disagree there. >> jesse: he is no victim, harold. >> harold: i just don't pile onto people. he had problems -- >> greg: remember that we can we play twister? >> harold: i thought we were going to talk about that. i just don't --

>> jeanine: you know what, harold -- >> kennedy: by the way, twister weekend does not disqualify you from vice president. just know that. >> harold: we are joking. [laughter] >> kennedy: call him now. all right come up next, joe rogan is blasting president biden for refusing to debate his democrat rivals. coming up. ♪ ♪ avoiding triggers but can't keep migraines away? qulipta® can help prevent migraines. you can't always prevent what's going on outside... that's why qulipta® helps what's going on inside. qulipta® gets right to work. in a 3-month study, qulipta® significantly reduced monthly migraine days and the majority of people reduced them by 50 to 100%. qulipta® blocks cgrp a protein believed to be a cause of migraines. qulipta® is a preventive treatment for episodic migraine. most common side effects are nausea, constipation, and tiredness. learn how abbvie could help you save on qulipta®.

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low news conference. >> appreciate the question. we had a joint press conference just recently, so that occurred. i don't have anything to share about spain and their travels. it is a diplomatic conversation that occurs when we talk about what they are going to be doing here at the white house. i just don't have anything more to share on that. >> jeanine: nothing more to share. the biden campaign following a similar strategy of key joe locked up. joe roden and charlamagne tha god are not pleased. >> you have to go, who could do it better? a republican or a better democrat and if it is not a better democrat how are we going to get a better democrat if you don't let the president debate? it is not that democratic. >> the dnc won't do no primaries. just put joe biden on that stage with bobby kennedy who is challenging him and marianne williamson and whoever steps up to the play who have a [bleep] discussion. >> jeanine: makes sense to me.

>> jesse: yeah, he's got to debate. he won't, but he has to and he should. rk jr. is polling at 18%. that is not insignificant. he doesn't even appear on television. and when he does appear on television, they edit him out. he is a real threat to the base, and they are going to cook it just like they did against bernie, and it is corrupt. trump has to debate, too. trump can't duck. he says he's not going to debate. i think he is using that as leverage. he should debate, as well. both of them should debate just so they can get loose for the real debate before the general. joe biden isn't going to campaign. he is going to may be due less than he did in 2020, and i don't blame him, and i don't blame his people for putting him in that position because they are allowed to campaign from the basement because the media allows them to do it. it is a conspiracy between the media and the white house, against the american people, and it is up to the american people to say, are you going to put up with it?

>> jeanine: you know, kennedy, what amazes me, here you have this weakling, okay, that we call the president, and everybody is afraid to come out and say "i want to run for president." gavin newsom is like foaming at the mouth to run, and yet it is almost like the godfather. it is like, no one will come out against him. is he that strong? or is it the people behind him? >> kennedy: it is the democrat establishment. it is the machine. if you dare stand up against that, you will be consumed and emulsified. and they know that. they are all going to wait for their turn in 2028. gavin newsom would love nothing more than to elbow kamala harris out of the way and run for president because he thinks he has a very good shot of winning. i saw him last weekend at the party the night before the correspondence dinner, i told him to cut taxes in california -- you're welcome, california, i don't think you will listen to me. they whoever can win on the

republican side. my question is when karine jean-pierre stands up and says, the president just had a press conference a couple weeks ago. where he took two questions that were prewritten. he knew exactly who was going to ask what. that is not a news conference bureau i want to see a trump-style 75 minute no holds barred, no questions, people yelling at him press conference. i want to see if he can rescan withstand that and if he can, he wants for more confidence in his voters. why is the press so chummy with this white house? the obviously hate the press and they should be adversarial. >> jeanine: harold, i want you to listen to symone sanders, who comes to biden's defense on this need for a debate. >> the reality is this. the sitting president of the united states of america is a democrat, a democrat that i would to run for reelection, so much so that he has declared a reelection campaign. in that case, the democratic national committee will not facilitate a primary process. there will be no debate stage

for bobby kennedy, maryann williams, or anywhere else, they are not going to set up a primary process for debates for someone to challenge the head of the democratic party. >> jeanine: wow. >> harold: i think the president should spend more time with the media and voters and probably a threshold you have to have for the president to debate in your own party and certainly the debate commission has a threshold you have to meet to be able to get on the debate stage. now, i think the debate commission stress hold was 15%, so it appears that bobby ken kennedy jr., falling somewhere -- he is pulling north of 15%. marianne williamson, i have not seen the numbers where she is above 8% or 9%. i think the troubling thing for the white house and for this president is this: bobby ken kennedy jr. is a serious guy but i do not view him as a serious candidate for the united states. marianne williamson is a serious person, but she is not someone i would consider voting for president. yet a quarter of democratic

voters are siding with them against this president. i think the next 4-8 weeks are critical for president biden and his team, and the way i think you counter this is you have to get out and talk about your record, get a positive message, really go out and talk about it because if you find 4-8 weeks from now, robert f. kennedy jr. and marianne williamson still pulling about 25%, that is when you are going to see gavin newsom, that is when you're going to see gretchen whitmer, i don't mean to leave anybody out, i think you're going to see people say, if they can poll here, if people don't know then that people may not take them as seriously, why don't i get in this race? this is why i think it is critical that president biden and his team get in front of the media, get him in front of voters come and get him out there with his message. >> jeanine: greg, we know they are not going to do that because they cannot trust this man in front of the public without a cue card. all right, so let's talk about, whether 4-6 weeks, it does not matter. the bottom line is, you have a guy who barely announced, who has 18%, 19%. who are they to say, while go,

he is the head of the party? this isn't russia. >> greg: rfk jr. would destroy joe biden. and he is my second favorite jr. [laughter] there is -- there is a trend here, right? this administration is a vacuum because wherever you go, a vacuum has been made, a vacuum in crime leadership, a vacuum in education, there is a vacuum in the oval office. we are experiencing this emptying out of order, structure, common sense. what is a woman? we are like watching things kind of drain out. the feeling is you either have to step up or you have to leave. kind of what happened in the subway, and it is what has happening in the education. home schooling or tutoring. it is not like america needs a micromanaging president, but you have to have somebody with a brainstem who can kind of lead and address serious problems.

the perfect example, i always go back to the story because when you're not engaged, for example, not engaged in immigration, you can be easily tricked. that is what we saw. we know whenever he talks about a story that he just heard about from someone read to him, he is always easily tricked. he always has the wrong take. you can't have that person running this country anymore. even though i disagree with rfk on a lot, i think his early stances on vaccines, he is a serious person. he really, truly is. >> harold: i think he is serious, i don't consider him serious for the presidency. >> jeanine: but you know what? the t that isn't the test. test as he is 15%, let him go. >> harold: he should debate him. he is a 50% -- >> jeanine: we all agree. ♪ ♪ has this happened to you? at&t and verizon rope you in with phone offers,

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♪ ♪ >> harold: welcome back. time for "the fastest." first off, here is something i never would have done. lawmakers trying way too hard to look cool on "star wars" day. may the force be with you. republicans michael lawler sharing this video parroting the film's iconic opening crawl text, and dubbing it "congress wars." democrat adam schiff getting mocked after posing know my posting this ai-generated image of himself as a jedi. i wouldn't have dressed up in congress that way. is this something you would have done? >> jesse: it is a nerdy look. you can be a "star wars" fan to a certain age, and then you have to drop it. he actually looks like he is in the movie. don't give him too much of a hard time. i think that is clever, but he is still a weird guy, so it gives you weird vibe.

the republican come i don't even think he did it, i think his social media guy did it beer i've no idea but i'm just wing o blame the social media guy. >> harold: judge, do you have a reaction to this? >> jeanine: yeah, none. >> kennedy: that was me yesterday with my yogurt years and han solo. i'm glad you got out when you did, harold ford jr. schiff should be ashamed of himself. it is not a social media guy come he is running for senate come he wants to be a united states senator. the upper chamber. he has to keep it on everything that goes through. and made him look like such a knob appeared to be what it is corny. >> harold: gutfeld? >> greg: why didn't they really reenact something, maybe the red wedding in "game of thrones." just let him go all out. weasel. >> harold: up next, nobody can resist a good all car sing-along song, but why does it make us

feel so dang good? that is because music activates every part of your brain, reduce stress, boost your mood, and fight boredom. i resemble that. do you? >> greg: oh, god. halcomb asked me why i like to listen to? >> harold: get us going. >> greg: you want me to? i like n.w.a. come "straight outta compton." no, i don't sing, harold -- >> kennedy: on the street. >> greg: i just hum it. i set you up. >> harold: that was a tough one. kennedy? >> kennedy: i love it. my only reason for living is to embarrass my children and i always apologize to them. >> harold: do you do such a a good job? >> kennedy: at a frozen yogurt shop with my daughters, my best friend and i got on the tables and started dancing, and my daughters ran out of the storm screaming. and every one also started dancing and singing along, so it is infectious. >> jesse: so we are doing a

lot of wheels on the bus? ♪ the wheels on the bus go round and round ♪ ♪ everybody ♪ ♪ round and round ♪ ♪ the wheels on the bus go swish, swish, swish ♪ that's what we're doing at my house. >> harold: your honor? >> jeanine: i love "don't stop me now" by queen. i don't like "dancing queen." "go your own way." all of those songs. i will sing to "happy." i am torn dead. no macduff. >> jesse: "go your own way" right now. ♪ go your own way." >> harold: that was a heck of a segment. "fan mail friday is up next. ♪ ♪ limu emu & doug ♪ hey, man. nice pace! clearly, you're a safe driver. you could save hundreds for safe driving with liberty mutual. they customize your car insurance so you only pay for what you need!

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rubik's cube in less than a year? >> kennedy: i do. can i go online and watch videos? it is a system. i would figure out a system. >> jeanine: rubik's cube. >> greg: definitely. how long do you think it would take? >> jeanine: six months. >> greg: have you ever tried, harold? i'm not interested. >> jeanine: i will learn. >> harold: i have not gone to jail for a year, nor have i tried a rubik's cube. >> jeanine: jesse? >> jesse: i would get my prison boyfriend to solve it for me. [laughter] >> greg: always named mike. he will be solving something else. all right, frenchy asks, what "idol" poster did you have all over your bedroom wall as 18? judge? >> jeanine: the same guy you love. >> greg: who? >> jeanine: charlton heston. >> greg: ""planet of the apes"." >> jeanine:

>> greg: harold? >> harold: the jacksons. >> greg: that's a good one. >> harold: dominique wilkins. >> jesse: i had michael michael jordan. >> greg: he would probably hate you now. >> jesse: no come he likes me. >> greg: we talked. >> jesse: he doesn't like me? >> greg: he hates you. you almost lost your virginity to michael jordan. >> kennedy: it's a true story. melody think about it, i wish -- >> greg: a game? >> kennedy: on the men's room at the bar, if i lost, i had to go to his hotel room come if i won come i got four seats to the bulls-nats game. i am 50 come i look back, imagine -- >> jesse: you could have had his kids. >> kennedy: i didn't even think about that. >> greg: wouldn't be on "the five" anymore. >> greg: joe strum her the clash.

what's a lost skill that no one seems to remember how to do? harold, you might -- >> harold: math. everybody has to resort to something to help them get through. plus, they are teaching math in a very different, unorthodox weight in schools, which confounds me. >> greg: jesse? >> jesse: read a map. >> greg: yes! >> jesse: do you remember in the car rides, and then you have to re-fold it. >> greg: no one asks for directions anymore but when you do, people look like you are disabled. >> kennedy: remember the thomas died? >> kennedy: calligraphy. >> jeanine: what's that? >> kennedy: the beautiful artistic writing. >> greg: the pen in the ink. judge? >> jeanine: a really good cobbler. >> greg: good cobbler. down in the village, we would go down there and hammer out some moccasins. >> jeanine: in port chester.

>> jesse: how old are you, judge? >> jeanine: shut up! >> greg: i had a cobbler. [laughter] >> jeanine: you know what, jesse? i hate you. i do. >> greg: changing a tire. people don't change tires anymore. >> jesse: just call aaa. >> greg: i don't see aaa anymore. i don't think cars have tires. what am i talking about? "one more thing" is up next. ♪ ♪ weeds... they have you surrounded. you're just gonna stand there? or are ya gonna take your lawn back. we're gonna take it back. we're gonna take it back. with scotts turf builder triple action! it gets three jobs done at once - kills weeds. prevents crabgrass. and keeps your lawn growing strong. glorious! -agggghhhhhh! -aaagghhhh. no no no. get a bag of scotts triple action today, it's guaranteed. feed your lawn. feed it.

♪ ♪ >> jesse: before we get to "one more thing," set your alarms early tomorrow. 5:00 a.m., king charles is being coordinated. that is 5:00 a.m. eastern. martha, ainsley, and piers are going to host a special from london, don't miss that. 5:00 a.m. set those alarm. "one more thing," greg? >> greg: tonight come a great show, lee zeldin,

dagen mcdowell, kat timpf, tonight at 11:00, let's do this. ♪ ♪ >> speaking of coronation we go a celebrity signing bungalow, prince charles up there putting his legs up on look at that, so excited that his house is got a little union jack's. is very, very, limber, prince charles. soon-to-be king charles tomorrow. we are very excited for him. >> okay. so who's next? this is a hard counting moment, a driver in kenya who had been trapped for six hours was on a causeway when a nearby river flooded causing his vehicle to overturn. the consummation a prophet name wild lightrocket the call. they sent in error unit to the harrowing scene, and he was rescued safely. >> look at that handshake. >> i love it. >> wonderful people.

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going back some condiments in the middle of the game. that's how you stay hydrated without cramping. >> like kc affleck. >> what? >> tonight jesse wauters prime time, a liberal and circuit cit fat, that is a fact. >> caitie. >> that's a fact. >> meanwhile, keeping kids away from liberal because i want the to be live and ready for anything that comes their way. like rufus. this beautiful bull terrier, look at him skim boarding? this is a reckless speech of grace and position. look at him, he can go better than any humans on shore. he loves it. he's not just playing fetch, he's like hanging 12 you look a that. what a little sankoh. that's like spuds mckenzie pete spuds, the first trans- be a spokesman. he was a she is it what? >> but mckenzie got me too. >> yes. you know what happened, right? >> you know what's happening

tomorrow night and meeting pets of any of the first night of ou liberty and last door jeremy fellela get tickets now. performing arts center in reading pennsylvania. see you tomorrow night. >> good luck. >> that's great, good for you. >> a pretty big place, right. >> that's big, thousands. >> thousands, great. >> i'll love it. >> i'll be there on the road. >> no you won't. >> see you here on monday. >> good evening and welcome to washington, i am shannon bream and for bret beherns. a strong jobs report has president by the celebrating even as he prepares for a tough fight over the debt ceiling. eligible black people in california could be in for a windfall as a down payment of reparations. bc president trump give his deposition and the defamation case brought by a woman who claims he raped her. growing pressure on the manhattan district attorney to prosecute a white marine vet veteran. due to the