that could be the most damaging legacy of all of fauci, wilensky and the whole crew. that is it for us tonight. i'm glad you joined us. don't forget to set your dvr so you always stay connected with us. remember, it is america now and forever and gutfeld and the gang are next. [cheers and applause] >> what a -- oh my god! oh. oh my god! [cheers and applause] oh, you're like a rash taking over my body. [laughter] a good rash. happy friday, everybody. it's friday so you know what that means. first, let's welcome tonight's guests.

unlike cathy hochul, he's actually qualified to be governor. former new york congressman lee zelen. she'll bless your heart and tear your dearies apart. cohost of the bottom line on fox business kagan mcdowell. he looks like your favorite applebee's manager. cohost of fox & friends first, todd cairo. and finally, like a flash flood, she shows up where she's not wanted and causes a lot of damage, fox news contributor kat timpf. yes. those jalapeno poppers were cold, todd. >> greg: before we get to news stories, it's friday, so let's do this.

>> greg's leftovers. >> greg: it's leftovers where i read the jokes we didn't use this week and as always, it's my first time reading them so if they suck, we'll take one of the writers out, strip him naked and set him on fire. [laughter] all right. here we go. this week in new jersey, more than 500 pounds of pasta was found mysteriously dumped in the woods. in response, one enraged resident is vowing revenge. [laughter] according to reports, cbs was supposedly losing millions on james corden's late night show and that was just on catering. [laughter] the lesbian dating app her told females who object to dating trans women to delete their accounts and go back to meeting other lesbians the old-fashioned way while shopping at home

depot. [laughter] at least you'll know what equipment you're getting. yeah. that came from here. a man with a self-proclaimed micro penis is going viral after revealing how he breaks the news to potential sex partners. the man added, "it could be worse. it could be micro soft." [applause] >> i was just bracing for the camera to cut away to me. >> greg: i thought you were going to take a shot of todd. >> i thought he was coming. >> greg: new york city police nabbed a smuggler with 300,000 methanol-laced pills stashed in the fuel tank of his suv. cops say the drugs had a street value of nearly a full tank of gas. [laughter] this week, the surgeon general declared loneliness and isolation as america's newest epidemic which is why we invited

todd on the show tonight. >> two stories earlier. i knew it was coming. >> greg: yeah. yeah. yeah. all right. funny man john was previously offered the hosting slot on the daily show but decided, instead, to stick with comedy. [laughter] uber has published it's annual lost and found list and it includes items like a lightsaber, fog machine, pets, fake blood and teeth. that was just from one ride with dana perino. you don't know what she's up to after the shows. nothing good. a federal jury ruled this week ed sheeran didn't copy parts of a marvin gaye song, however, they did recommend a life sentence for ed's barber. that's pretty bad. and finally, last saturday, president biden spoke at the

annual white house correspondents dinner. he had a great time and enjoyed talking to former president's nixon and reagan. [applause] lame. could have been funnier. all right. did the deep state help joe biden's fate? it's true they signed a bogus letter to elected pants wetter. newly-released e-mails show former acting cia director michael morrell had ulterior motives when he wrote the 2020 letter discredited biden's laptop -- hunter's laptop. so, you know the letter. it was signed by 51 former intel

officials claiming the laptop was russian disinfo, a claim as credible as a prius winning the indianapolis 500. it's the biggest lie since if you like your doctor you can keep your doctor which i told my staff before eliminating their health plan. morrell admitted drafting the hoax as a talking point for joe to use in the debate with president trump. true, joe needed all the help he can get with his talking points. most of the time, he can't talk or point. hell, he needs help with his walking points. morrell urged cia boss john brennan to sign the letter and admitted he was deliberately trying to help behind's 2020 campaign. brennan immediately reported the corruption to the american public. no, he didn't. just kidding. he said, "add my name to the list. good initiative and thanks for asking me to sign." i bet he blames russia when he forgets his anniversary. so some of the highest-ranking intel officials with obvious political motivations teamed up

to help knock the guy they didn't like out of the white house. it was basically a silent coup by the deep state, a swamp deep enough to hold ted kennedy's c car. too soon? and while 51 officials played along, some didn't. in fact, the cia's former moscow station chief daniel hoffman refused to sign it because there was no evidence of russian involvement. you know, he's just the former moscow station chief. what the hell does he know? they should have asked aoc. back in the day, she used to know how to pour a decent white russian. i wonder what joe thinks? >> no. no. no, look -- look -- i -- they didn't even have to tell me about that. before the debate, i knew what to do. you run into -- um, trouble you, just -- you blame it on the russians. that's what you do. i knew that. but they -- they -- they were looking out for me, my buddies at the fbi and cia. there's no harm. no foul. that's how i do it.

i get by with a little help from my friends. i get high with a little help from my friends. i'm going try with a little help from my friends. ♪ do you need anybody ♪ [applause] >> greg: welcome back to the show. i still wish you weren't here and governor but what can we do? who was president at the time? trump. who developed this deep state? why? to get rid of trump. how is this not considered like a soft coup? >> exactly what it is. first red flag, john brennan signs it. >> greg: yes. >> i remember when something would get bind former cia officials and we said, well, this has to be true. >> greg: yeah. >> but there's no way they would go along with it because they're not political. they would want to protect the institution as being bigger than politics. so many different institutions we see are being eroded by the left. we can talk education. we can talk about the criminal justice system but we see it

inside the intelligence community and now when people see in the future something signed by 51 former intelligence officers, you no longer could say, well, this has to be true. i'm a former intelligence officer. when i signed up to be an intelligence officer it for our country. it was to protect our national security. it was love of our nation and our freedom and, unfortunately, they're eroding what we love. >> yeah, it's true. like, you know, if you're going to sign something, sign a petition to get homeland back on showtime. >> that show was terrible. what are you talking about? it's the same -- -- >> greg: it was a great show. >> no, it wasn't. >> homeland was a great show! >> greg: the first season was amazing. >> then they killed brody and it was all down hill from there. >> that's true. >> our intelligence officials are about as crazy and stupid as the people on "homeland." that's what bothers me about this is the complete lack of common sense among these intel officials. hunter biden, there were photos

in the original report, you know, the cigarette -- >> greg: yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. >> all right. hunter biden a crack-huffing, corrupt, oily, reprobate who had to get a brand-new set of teeth for his daddy to run for president so he looked slightly less repellent and you're going to vouch in this letter and say it's not hunter biden's laptop? you know that's going to blow up in your face like referring your nephew for a job at your employer you know that 68th is going to smack the hr lady on the ass and call her sugar cushions and you're going to get fired. it's the same thing. [applause] >> greg: sugar cushions was my nickname in high school. >> it still is behind your back. >> greg: yes.

that's -- i meant 10 years ago. how are you? >> what's up, sugar cushions? >> greg: still selling real estate at the side? >> >> the media was salivating over smoking guns on trump. that and they never found one, right? and now here is a smoking gun, this letter, but it's under biden and somehow not interested. you can't betray your media bias more clearly. >> but it's also that instance of, hey, we're doing the thing that is wrong so we're going to accuse the other side of doing the thing that is wrong even though there's no evidence of the other side doing that thing. but i think lee really hit the nail on the head when he talked about the top levels of the intel agencies basically betrayed the trust america has put in those agencies over the cost of decades over to win a debate talking point because they were so consumed with not

having trump ruin their institutional power for another four years and i think we need to break it down to that base level to see what they did and why did they do it? one, they wanted trump out, but, two, there are no consequences to anybody on the left for doing that. can you think of one prosecution that any of those people who did anything to trump with the russian collusion narrative has been put through? i'll wait. i don't know. and that's the problem. if there's no consequences to the upper levels, there's no consequences to the criminals on the streets in new york city. our country is descending into chaos and it's wrong. >> greg: you know what? they act like it's god's work, kat. even though they knew it was wrong like that dude peter strobing, you know, the insurance policy dude. it's like, oh, we're doing the right thing so we'll be rewarded somewhere. kat? >> yeah, just sucks all the rest of us got to do all of our debates and arguments on our o own. you know? >> greg: yeah. yeah. >> do you know how many times

i'd love to be like, oh yeah? boom! memo from the feds. >> greg: yeah. that's true. >> i got to be coming up with all of this stuff all by myself gmyself-- >> greg: that's true. that's true. >> he straight up says i'm going to do this to influence the campaign. he straight-up says that which is very different from what the letter said. the letter was so, like, well, you know -- it was like, you're an idiot if you don't think this. so they all think we're really stupid and we've obviously known that for a while but it's completely ridiculous and unfair and upsetting. >> greg: just saying we're doing this for the campaign and all those people did it -- >> did they all know? that's crazy. >> greg: listen, all the people signing it were looking forward to get something kind of work somewhere else. they knew if you got brennan in charge -- anyone asking you, you have to maintain those -- you know, those relationships so you're influenced. it's got to be illegal. i don't know.

what do i know? i'm not a lawyer. >> no. but you probably would be if you had a memo from the feds. >> greg: exactly. all right, up next, libs are calling ai says bluff since they made reality bad enough. your work is your calling. it drives your days and powers your nights. but if your teeth no longer work as hard as you do, aspen dental is here with smile replacement solutions that work for your life. whether it's your first step, or a fast fix, you can get in today for all your denture needs, all at an affordable price. right now, get 20% off dentures and make your smile work for you again. call or book online today.

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>> greg: dems want to pump the brakes on republican deep fakes. congressional democrats are proposing laws to stop political ads generated by artificial intelligence fearing they'll de distract voters from their own message of natural stupidity. they want ai campaign commercials to be clearly labeled so the public isn't

fooled like when biden filmed himself in the fake white house set built during the pandemic. unlike the virus, the fake white house set was likely made in china. it's in response to an rnc video that portrays a dystopian biden victory in 2024. sit back, relax and enjoy the nightmare. >> this just in, we can now call the 2024 presidential race for joe biden. >> this morning, an emboldened china invades taiwan. >> financial markets from in freefall as 5,000 regional banks shuttered their doors. border agents were overrun by illegal yesterday. >> the city closed in san francisco this morning. >> greg: thank goodness my bunker has enough caviar. why do we need ai to make up an f-ed up world when --

democrat-run cities are already such nightmares, they'd even make freddie krueger vote republican or move to florida. from new york to chicago to san francisco, murders, thefts, homelessness, fentanyl poisonings, everything's a mess. the safest way to travel is hang gliding off a skyscraper. it's getting so bad it's enough to even make leftists scream. [screaming] >> imagine that! [screaming] i hate this, i hate what you've done to us! i hate what you're doing to us! i hate you, board of supervisors! i hate you, london breed! i hate you, jenkins! [screaming] >> greg: i'm telling you, with bongos, amazing! [applause]

sodainan, i think the d -- dagan, i think the dems are creating a dystopia way better than any artificial community could. >> yes on that point, also you can use animation to create that very commercial. you don't have to use artificial intelligence. why would they want to shut down something that might help them? you can use ai to maybe fix camera harris. >> greg: yes! >> think about the raise your hand. who doesn't love a yellow school bus? don't you love a yellow school bush -- bus? they can use ai to turn that woman into oprah! >> greg: yeah. >> or even at a bare minimum hillary clinton. hillary clinton is a grump bucket but at least people are afraid of her. >> greg: yeah. that is true. that is true. she does scare me. todd, do you worry someday ai

will take your job? i'm not worried but i think if i were you, i'd be worried. >> well, yellow school bush -- [laughter] -- look, obviously, there's that concern but i would go a step further when it comes to the democrats being worried about ai within the context of campaign commercials. maybe focus, oh, i don't know, on ai destroying humanity. like literally, if you're going to regulate it, focus on the ways that ai can destroy us, can help china to destroy us. that should be the focus. and i understand to the left that losing power which is the reason you're complaining about these commercials in the first place, is akin to death, but in the rest of the world that we all live in, focus on regulating ai to protect humanity from what we have no idea is coming our way in the intervening five, 10 and 15 years. that's going to take some work. i know the folks there in dc aren't smart enough to figure it out but get experts in there that could help you, because this is serious stuff! your focus shouldn't be on one

campaign ad from mcdaniel. >> greg: exactly. makes me think how funny you can do ai. you see dagan's idea is show what a real president looks like and then you show real joe biden. what if joe biden --ing this joe biden 20 years ago or something. that would be funny, kat. what do you think? you think they should use actors to make the movies leave the reality to us? >> i don't see how the democrat saw this ad and thought, we got to get on this, people will be confused, people will think this is real. this is all in the future. i would be worried that anyone thought that was real. i don't understand why they were like this is the thing. >> greg: looked similar to reality, though. >> this is the future. we need to label it so we know it's not real. i think this is footage from the

future does a pretty good job at that. am i overestimating humanity? >> yeah. >> greg: yeah. >> we're not bright. >> speak for yourself. >> greg: ha-ha. all right. so, lee, you know, i want to ask you, because, you know, we're in really weird times. after this subway death -- i don't want to bring people down -- but governor hochul just told citizens it could have been them. she meant it could have been them in the chokehold. no. citizens don't look that way. they could have been his target because they've always been his target on the subway. you could be the -- it should be you could be the bystanders, not you could be the homeless felon. you know? >> you're right. that's what new yorkers are desperate for. they want that type of leadership. there was just another stabbing, by the way, since this took place on a new york city subway. as we're going through the campaign, i remember jose alba ends up getting thrown into rikers island and we're out there saying speak up on this

guy's behalf. alvin bragg is thrown into rikers island, open stab wounds asking for hundreds of thousands of dollars putting a murder charge on him and the person that stabbed him gets charged with nothing. healthy hochul says that's outside of the purview of the governor. she's not going to get involved. people are getting harmed. they have this absence of leadership and to step up to finally speak out and to be speaking out on behalf of someone who was arrested dozens of times and was out there getting these people fired up on that subway car before this incident happens, man, really just pisses people off more. where the [bleep] were you when jose alba was getting thrown into ryker's island. >> greg: i swore on "the five" -- you're ok! [applause] all right. up next, did a zoom call uncover her secret lover? [applause] martial arts is my passion.

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>> greg: a billionaire gets caught walking into her shot. so the background over a zoom call was a tv anchor's downfall. newly-released footage from 2020 shows cnbc reporter hadley gamble having an awkward zoom call when somebody showed up in the background who wasn't supposed to be there. >> 22% tax rate on -- [indiscernible] >> hey, huns that room service? i worked up a real -- oh [bleep] now background boy is billionaire gop donor tom barack whose hotel suite she was filming in which is weird. you think a guy that rich wouldn't have to split a room. you know, but what a typical 76-year-old billionaire -- he could score younger women while not knowing how technology wo works.

she'd interviewed him months prior leading her co-workers to suspect they were dating. the same thing happened to me when i interviewed eric estrada. now, company investigation was launched to check out this improper relationship and why do i bring this up now? you may recall last week, nbc universal ceo jeff shell resigned over an inappropriate relationship with an employee. who was that? and hadley was also accused by the russians of being some sort of u.s. government operative. yes. a so-called sex object sent to seduce vladimir putin. this is so not fair to sex objects. just -- just because we're sexy doesn't mean we're spies. [laughter] gamble has been linked to billionaire david bonderman so clearly she has a type.

i guess that's why they call her icy hot. they always find her all over elderly men. [laughter] [applause] yeah. still, you know, this isn't the worst thing that's happened to a media personality on zoom. but walking into the background of a zoom call, it could happen to anybody. take a look. >> the stock market has, of course, been a hot topic lately with investors eagerly watching the ebb and flow of the market in anticipation of economic gains but what exactly is driving this market momentum? it's certainly a good question and there are a multitude of factors at play here including shifts in consumer behavior, global supply chain disruptions and political instability just to name a few. these factors create a complex and dynamic economic landscape

with market analysis scrambling to make sense of the latest trends and fluctuations! [applause] now, before i ask any questions, whoever gives the best answer wanes special prize. so, um, todd, um, has this ever happened to you? i mean, everybody likes to pretend they've had embarrassing zoom calls but it's always about, oo h, look. an adorable baby crawled over. look. my cat landed on the keyboards. i'm talking real embarrassment. >> unlike jeffrey tubein, i didn't have a hand in my own demise. thank you. i'm winning what's in that bag. i play rough, boys. no, because you know what? for that -- >> greg: for that joke, you won. >> yay.

i will take that to applebee's when i win the second -- what's that? oh god no! >> greg: they call is a dance belt. >> i wasn't dancing, sallie. >> greg: it's more of a cod piece i would say. you touched it. >> is it autographed? >> greg: i should have autographed it. i'll leave a mark on something. anything else before i move onto kat? >> the factual part is whenever i did a zoom call during the pandemic, i have a background that's a wall and i'm a foot away from the wall so unless the coollade man comes bursting -- kool-aid man comes bursting through, i'm covered. >> greg: i wish i was covered is that true? most billionaires pay to have you stay away from them? >> they don't talk to me at all which is a damn shame. i think this man did this on purpose. >> greg: you think so? >> did he just not know she was

on tv? you're mixing -- you'll mention that if you have a sex hang. he was upset his friends didn't believe him when he was telling them he was banging her. >> greg: that was a good answer. i bet you're happy i already gave away the prize. >> that was a really good an answer. i'm good. >> come on, zeldin, i really want to throw this at you. >> greg: you're in the public eye so one of these things could destroy your career. here is a good question. do you think we'll ever look back at jeffrey tubein as a folk hero in the sense he was the canary in the coal mine? like, he took it -- he made the mistake first so we all learned, you know what i mean? it's like he's the guy -- he's one of the guys in the gang who jumps from the roof onto the swimming pool and misses and

then you guys never do it because he's dead. >> maybe i'm the real outsider here. i don't think i'll ever refer to jeffrey as a hero of mine. you know, with kat's theory, i mean, maybe that wasn't actually tom -- maybe that was ai. maybe she was just trying to bolster her, you know. >> greg: yeah, her -- what do you call it? credentials? >> if this happened, the first thing you do is shut the connection off. >> greg: dagen, everyone is working from home now. >> women can't get their men to keep their hands off their packages so why would you expect the women to control the whole package? we're not miracle workers. we can't keep 'em -- we can't keep these men in line. but my favorite part of this

whole story is the relationship ended right around the time this ceptegenarian billionaire got arrested by the fbi. it wasn't true love after all. >> greg: shouldn't it be a tip off that her last name was gamble? wait, you're taking a gamble to the party? >> out tip-off is hey. hey. hey. hey, how are you? >> greg: you know what? that's true. that only happens in interviews with really rich men. >> hey! i'm a preying mantis. see what noise i make when my legs rub together. >> all right, your legs are rubbing. here you go, dagen. >> greg: all right. up next,cle uncover a new tale lose -- we'll uncover a new tale using the latest viewer mail.

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>> yep, you're watching mailing it in. >> greg: you write, i read and we open a bed & breakfast in vermont. think i'd forget? no. never. bln asks, if you could go back in time and repeat one year -- i like this question -- what year would that be and why? i'll go to the youngest person here, todd. >> i'm actually not. >> greg: i know. i'm joking. >> yeah, that's the joke. ha-ha. >> hey, look. i talked about jeffrey toobin's hand. i won the c block, all right? >> greg: what year would you go back to and why? >> 1996, the year i graduated high school. it was such a fun time. i feel like the late 90's is when it was happening. >> greg: do you know what the 90's are right now?

my 70's. people look at the 90's at its music and the entertainment at the wane we look at the 70's. it's a weird thing. the 90's are maybe like the 80's. people used to talk about the big hair of the 80's. then they talk about the grunge of the 90's. we get nostalgic from an approximate time backwards. you had grunge, "seinfeld," "friends," "melrose." >> i was in the first grade! >> greg: that's right. >> o.j. >> greg: o.j. i loved orange juice. kat, what about you? >> it's tough. ask you what year would you like to repeat that's worse than your life is now? >> greg: you got sequentially better. >> way better. i guess sophomore year of college. >> greg: because you were just a maniac? >> well, i still had 3-7 but yeah. >> greg: lee, what year?

>> new yorker in me goes back to '86. the mets are winning the world series. the giants are winning the super bowl. it was a good year. i mean, i was only six years old at the time. i didn't get the chance to really appreciate it the same way i think i would if i could go back and do it again. of course, the serious answer, the american in me would want to go back to 2001 and, like, save the world. >> greg: ah, but you're not allowed to touch anything if you go back. you can't prevent 9/11 even though that would be a good thing to do. you wouldn't be allowed to because then you would change everything so don't -- you're time travelers. don't try to prevent anything, especially my birth. don't give my dad a condom. dagen. >> '94, because i plucked all my eyebrows out because i didn't know what i was doing and i didn't have a lot of friends in new york city at the time. nobody told me that was a bad idea and -- because i really didn't have any eyebrows and i wasn't filling 'em in. i couldn't catch a dude for,

like, five years, so i had -- i didn't have sex until, like, 99, because i didn't have any eyebrows. >> greg: so you'd go back -- you can't change it you'd still have to do that. >> i just wouldn't pluck. well, not necessarily. i would go back and not pluck my eyebrows out and get laid. >> greg: all right. i would go back to, like, i guess what -- ok, so i was -- 64, when i was nine because -- 1973, great disaster movies, right? all irwin allen movies. you people are too young. earthquake, towering inferno. you had the oakland raiders which were a disaster movie. they were destroying everything. and you can litter. people don't remember the 70's. you'd pull up to a drive-through like a & w, the only drive-through's. you would get your food and eat and throw it out the window and then the commercial with the

indians showed up and ruined everything. also, candy was super cheap! like you guys -- in the 70's, you can go with a quarter -- i sound like a really old man -- you can go in with a quarter and get five candy bars! [sigh] all right, what's this? what -- oh, artie panels man -- panhandle? panhandle marty -- that's a great nickname? hey, i'm panhandle marty. need any sugar? come on over. what favorite hobby or thing from your youth have you kept? have you kept throughout the years? let's go backward, dagen. what hobby of your youth or thing you like to do that you still do now? >> racing. >> greg: you like racing? >> well, not racing but nascar. >> greg: oh, that's good. that's a fun little hobby there. >> i have a winston cup ashtray in my apartment with a fake tire

around it. >> greg: i have one of those. that was great. you could pull the tire off of it, too. you could hide [bleep] in there. >> yeah, you can. >> greg: it's stupid to flush that down the toilet when the knock comes. put it in the ashtray. no one looks. >> i would get nostalgic watching tyrus in the ring. i used to love wrestling when i was a kid. now, it's evolved. you have ufc and all of these other new ways that they wrestle around in the ring. >> greg: when i was growing up, they only had it on uhf, channel 44 in san francisco. it was pat patterson and something samoa, angry samoan is what he was called. i don't know. were they all angry? i have no idea. they were all wrestlers, that is, not samoans. samoans, don't send your letter to me. send them to todd piro.

>> my mom lived in hawaii for a year and taught samoans. it was the best time of her life. >> greg: this is a fact that we didn't need. what did you do as a kid that you still do now? >> throw a football. i loved throwing a football as a kid. i was a standard quarterback, steady quarterback on both sides. now as an adult, i throw the football, even now in my office to get ready for shows and get myself in the zone. clearly forgot to do it before today's show. >> greg: you and hannity should just start tossing the ball in the hall. >> i'm here in a different time than sean. maybe i should go to his house. >> greg: we're going to put his address up on the screen. k at, what hobby or favorite thing from your youth have you kept throughout the years? >> when i went back home from

christmas, i took my brother's toddler clothes, i put them in the basement and i've been wearing them as crop tops. >> greg: that's pretty good. that's pretty good. hobby or favorite thing from my youth i kept throughout the years, well, it begins with an "m." music. not masturbation, todd! i still have turn tables i still play vinyl because it's kind of fun. i like doing that. i don't know why. brings back memories of being a child, you know? being alone in a room with no friends. playing solitaire. wishing you were invited to parties but you weren't. and then start experimenting on squirrels and then moving up the ladder to cats and then all of a sudden the vagrants start disappearing in your neighborhood and they look at you and then you have to move. you have to move far away.

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>> a story in five words. >> greg: ship is "star wars" dork. dagen, congressman adamship is

getting mocked for tweeting an ai-generated picture of himself as a jedi, captioning it, may the 4th be with you yesterday. what are your thoughts? >> broadly speaking, there are certain things you should enjoy in the privacy of your own home. "star wars," fetishes, pork rinds. >> greg: because pork rinds have two layers on them. it's weird, todd. >> and they smell horribly. >> greg: they do smell. we know, todd, "star wars" fans are annoying and persistent but even they don't deserve this kind of abuse to be associated with schiff. >> he's literally, literally the worst! >> greg: thank you. >> it's one thing to have a joke that doesn't land. that's my brand but you need to then have the self-realization

to unwind it and make that the joke. he's got no self-realization that was got no self-realization of telling the truth or just being a decent human being. >> greg: it is kind of pointless for him to pretend he's funny. there's something that says he never wanted to be a politician. he wanted to be in movies or something. >> he wanted to be a writer, an author. he was a great fiction teller, story teller. as chair of the house intelligence committee with real power, he was using it to try to tell his stories and take down the sitting president. in all the bleeps and whistles, r2d2 would be saying dear god, don't do that. that's his five words looking at that schiff tweet. >> greg: kat, do you know what "star wars" is? >> nope. i've been very consistent on the fact these people are all a bunch of losers and i got a bunch of death threats a few years ago over it now i'm like, is that you? people will reach out to you

like, oh, did you mean me? if you're reaching out to me about being offended over a movie, then, yeah, i mean you. >> greg: there we go. i thin k we settled nothing. don't go away, we'll be right backo wi. a new sign. with t-mobile for business, save more than $1000 versus verizon. and with our price lock guarantee, we'll never raise your rate plan. ever.

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yeah, it's the biggest one they had. okay, thanks. mm-hmm. oh. have a good one. >> greg: we're out of time, thank you to dagen mcdowell, todd piro, lee zeldin, kat kat timpf. fox news @ night is up next. i love you, america. >> good evening, everyone. welcome to america's late news, fox news @ night. president biden speaks out about his son hunter saying he's done nothing wrong. meanwhile, the white house press shop playing a clean-up after the president accidentally promised a major news conference that wasn't on his schedule. kevin corke joins us live with the latest. good evening, kevin. >> clean-up on aisle 5. good to be with you, my friend. on the one hand, this is the latest in a list