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today senior intel officials testifying on capitol hill on worldwide threats, among topics china, russia, iran, r artificial intelligence and geraldo removing his shift in front of children. g a.i. is now in sament discussion as some of your biggest most dangerous agges adversaries, you co -- you think we would put o someone serious in charge of it, someone that can assurera in thamerica is under control.un who did we pick.e >> >> what do you want to know. >> every time i hear words artificial intelligence i think of her. kamala harris has been tapped as point person on a.i. to see if artificial intelligence is no match for her match for herho

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english. about short and long-term danger, meaning will they kill us tomorrow or in 10 years, many believe it is good we finally got around to talk about it. really putting our best foot forward when we send this. >> i think it's very important for us at of moment in time, certainly this one to see the moment in time in which we exist in our press -- precedent in women's history month we celebrate and honor the t womehen who made history f throughout history. >> significant of theth passage of time,ut significance to passage of time what you think about it, there is greatit i significance to the passage of time. >> that time is every day. >> they call to a word salad, every time she speakse

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what will america get with kamala in charge? [ laughter ] >> if you weren't sure we were screwed before, we're screwed. there is one silver line,we mayb're in a.i. gains upper hand it can replace cam kamala, wouldry know the difference.do >> we have tn'o have courage, h we have to win, we'll get it straightened out, elton john said, encores are dangerous, do you a fantastic concert., then do you an an anhe encour, you leave everyone said what a rotten job.

>> better than the real thing. let's welcome tonight guestl not a new york cab driver any more, he just smellings any more, he just smellings host of fox across america jimmy failla.me bornri in oklahoma, getting used to indoor glooming, t used to indoor glooming, t >> she gives anti anti-semites the blues. her book guarantees whatr readers' most, a refund kat timpf. jimmy, you look like a pervert florist.

she will wing it like she does, this is worst thing you could wing.th >> ais thousand percent, scary >> ais thousand percent, scary talk like a human but a vice president that can't. >> did you know that i met her husband in dc this weekend, a sweet man away toteo muchd secret service, is not my take but his,.ce, i'm married to kamala harris, [bleep] kidnap me.re. i met her and kjp . weird as well, the waiter.k >> i love it when you use the show for shop material. >> you look like someone you are going to met gala, no, i'm look like the mets gala for fat baseball fans. >> late night last night. g

>> you better believe it. >> brook, nice shirt. >> thank you.te >> shameless promotion of my new book. end jew rate red. hatred. >> you are not going to like our musical guest, kanye west. >> awkward. >> don't joke about jews, you might throw a pena the d you. >> do you think that kamala harris is a good choice. >> of course, look at the border, this is a seriouss issue. the best we have is elon musk putting out an open letter saying we have to pause. but if we pause, china is not pausing. iran is not pausing that will put us in a worseo th position, look at how the country are already using their a.i., iran is using it to identify women who don't have their hijabs on and

reports dollar mass executing of the -- thereei are m mass executes of the women of they are identified. and theyia can either have their rights or they deaner hdon't it is scary rightt hdon't it is scary rightt say, i'm horrified, that is why i live with my children on a mountain inwi northern israel, with no internet, they live in cages. >> let's hope a.i. helps you en the jew hatred. >> terrence what do you think. think. wheel. kamala harris ina. charge of artificial intelligence, i mean that like putting hunter in charge of a rehab facility. come on. that is like putting hillary in charge of jeffrey epstein cell. >> i think they did. >> they did.ffre

>> i just don't get it just like kamala harris is the dumbest vice president we have ever had. just imagine close your eyes and imagine. kamala harris pulling ut on a meeting, laughing and t giggling, to sit down in front of some of theont smartest scientists, then says, guys, we have to understand that significant s ofay a.i. because when we understand the significant of a.i., we will begin to learn more about the significant of a.i. >> i fell like she was righta.i. here. >> it was real.gh >> they put the dumb eest person in charge, who else would they put in charge,n fedder man. -- fetterman. >> he could use 2.

. >> a robot could do a betteran job than kamala harris, she can't even take care of the border, if we put that laughing hyena in charge ofng a.i. we're t in trouble. >> we are. >> we are. serious, like you are kat timpf from future.>> g >> thank you, the dress came with the security clearance. clearance. and podium.>> >> she looks like waffle house press secretary.he >> oh, -- that was a compliment. >> i am really skinny. i don't know. when i hear the government talk about how they need to do something for safety or security, alarm bells go offty in my head, are they using fear try to you know get to us be okay with them doing something, i get that some legislation will beso necessary. but i don't know whamet whent i last time in government limited legislation to only

what is necessary, i am looking at nec every other thing that happened. >>anoi by, that logic it is aok goodin thing she is in charge. >> perhaps.th >>in she might do nothing.lo >> yeah.s in >> that is scary.er we have likeha the super intelligence artificial life that wants to wipe us out and we're lead by a man who does not know why his vcr is flashing 12:00, also blo mind-blowing, in thisun country vice president itrs only job you can get if you l laugh for no reason duringrvie an interview, if you areog hiring a dog walker for gus,go i'm taking him to the park, [ laughter ] i'll keep gus with me i'm scared. >>e she reminds me of internal college student that likes to party, sleepsco anlld then, said, i be i can take this test. then, and she got away with it. now she so this is an

important -- important thing. >> like a college student s smoking weed allou day. c >>ol the college student that theaunt from full house paid to get her to usc. >> before we go, tickets are available for my book tour. look how ripped i am, i willpp beed in atlanta, clearwaterrh -- and peanut bar.th then just leave it on the floor. you get a mother's day w card when you preorder the book. and up next, liking stuff on and up next, liking stuff on twitter making lib really "boy bitter.

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>> if you like the wrong tweet you might get your ass beat, case in point, happened to dr. mark, here is there on the left. president of thomas jefferson university, in ware pr torn, philadelphia. city known for cheese st steaks and getting shot while ordering cheese steaks, i thought that would get a better laugh.r he was publicly rebuked forle liking tweets critical of covid vaccine, child sex changes a universal employeeel tattled on theed guy, imb remember people like thaert called snitches and thaert peoplet like kat kat gavein

themve stitches, they took a deep dive liking who his past twitter likes, this is in philly, as ' theystor pursue that story. they must be okay with getting murdered, well theyh support the phillies. i don't know anything about baseball. said one nameless fool, some of the views he endorses call into question the university a commitment toe diversity and inclusion, and hurtful to san s transidentifies students,sl translatioatn he doesn't likee it when we don't cut offs kid's wieners it like kid's wieners it like cinedome, he said he likedne thxte tweets to book mark them for later, about timefo universities stor p pretending

to care about sp free speech, what if they investigated my liked tweets, here is one. and another one. this one. i guess you could tell him into i'm into fitness, brooke. >> these people sh that are narcing work at the university, they are employees, they are going n after somear guy for basically a tweet.ear guy for basically what i gs happening with this -- are -- is this a problem g withoi all human being, apr bunch of [bleep]now, >> greg, we have been talking about this me and you, i love about you soe've much, you are such a champion of free speech. you know like i do only thing more dangerous thanli hate speech is political

correctness. that equals the death ofes frees, speech. i wrote my first book aboutre this, you hae d me on when i wrote it, at that timewrot people came after he andpe oppeople on fox news, who weremi talkinngg about islamistki terrorism.ng motivated. they were calling us islamophobic. fast forward we're in a bizarre world, you can not say a boy is a boy and aeven girl is a girl, that is getting you canceled that is the natural progression ofnc whatel happens with political correctness. it i pros the greatest danger, t hehe was tra tr tryingne toss raise awareness about d diversitivy and equity on the campus on united states funded by for foreigna. countries like qatar and saudi arabia, the greatest

national security threat inow this country right now. >> put that on a t-shirt. >> what did you make of thed concernsyo over his tweets. >> these are the same people, who canceled a black woman for being on a syrup bottle, i am not surprised, they are idiots, he liked a tweet against kids getting w seasx changes, i can vent. they are mad he liked this they are mad he liked this when i was growing up, i done have anyone to advocate for me, i felt i was a tall black man trapped in a fun size body. always. and i wanted to get surgery become taller, the doctors wouldn't touch my knees.

all i ever wanted to be was taller, i fell that inside, i could not get surgery on my knees, these kids are -- busurgt then, i would have beene allowes d to get my candy bar cut off? i don't get it this is stupid. you know.it >> should he had to explain himself? that is sad.>> >> we have so manyth conversations abouatt people>> i like him. then not enough about who are the people who are going through someone else's liked tweets from forever ago,one sitting there what is your life like? that what you to with your exspare time is go to someone else's profile,'r click the like area and scroll down and look at allth of these things. i mean. just because you do, that you bring this person down, d that doesn't suddenly make that doesn't suddenly make right?wn, it is pathetic, maybe theme likepr that have not reached level of success they want to in their life there is no

reason, i have never in my life finish through someone , i a likings, but that one time i wanted figure out whene ti they ex started bad banging that other girl. >> that is fair. >> imagine trying to tell your parents what you do as your job, you are a hall monthmonitor. >> this is a purge. they tick then down because they are not buying the woke ideology this man is en immunologist. >> this does not happen at community college that i attended. dean is not on twitter, he is on my space. >> on grinder. >> his jacket, the background on my space, that

is what i'm wearing. what is happening in , they areppening in plagued by, conformity cops,g they are pistol whipping people into complying with thatpe come formist progressive mind threat, it is bad themes, bad themes -- instead of bad boys. >> keep up.of >> keep up b. >> we got it. >> we got it. >> here is the thing. took a minute. that was a time release joke. the problem s they are silencing is accurate. one thing he took heat fromnc likingin tweets that said the vaccine didn't stop transmission, it t didn't.vacc we spent more energy going after the guy who called it out thene people who solid us the [ bleep ] vaccine, think about, they changed the sale, from you can't get covid, well you will getro covid but it will be better,t

and everyonevo that got covidu' was lli got covid, but thankeryo god i had the vaccine. i'm getting a booster, like me saying my wife is pregnant but thank god we used a condom. yo u know. >> so important, there is a very easy solution to this everyone who is watching now, everyone in the audience, go to his twitter,y retweeint it, say, i supportte you, your, are speaking the truth, do not lit him getak canceled.in >> there. >> you our free speech to support him. >> you are a littleup renegade. >>po brooky. >> you have been activist sents you were born. >> it is in your blood, up next how to go on the attack if they recline too far back. i am p recline. lief from the symptoms of psoriatic arthritis or psoriasis. serious allergic reactions and an increased risk of infections or lowered

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the eternal debate. the seat back hack. >> wow. that was really i expensive, i could have put that on a steak dinner. it is a question as old as a toilet paper stuck to whoopie goldberg's shoe, what flying, should you get upset for person in front of you for reclining their seat. what is with you people. one dope advises to open the air vent above you fullnt blast and point it at top ofe the head of the person in front of you, or if you fly spirit air, crack a window open, people who saw this on-line suggestion are divided. others argue, no one can dictate what you do with the

space you paid for, that is why i bring my toe nailol clipper. like mleate in college, that b reasoning can go both ways, if you do air-conditioner valve, i can do the reclinery as button. make sure no one gets their way. if you tha wayt are bothered,y then learnwh to travel like an aadult arrive at gateve a blackout drunk. >> who does that? >> just be thankful you are not taking a flight withr] this guy. kaltkat, you take up no space on a seat, where are you onwoul this debate. >> i reclined my seat for first time ever last week, itime thought i didn't know how.caus should i admit this or not.ot this is a veri relatable. >> i tried to do it once, i

realized that is one of the seats that didn't recline, i was too scared to try again, i didn't want to look like an idiot, i never tried again, last time, i found it thi easy, you pull the thing. >> did you enjoy it. >> i did. >> sometimes people don't like the first time. >> this -- maybe this guy, he had the same problem, i'muy sure it happens all of thesame time. >> you hit the nail on the i head. >> ht hae doesn't know how. >> people who get upset tend toknow be inexperienced flyers,e they are likd e i'm not used i to it, but terrence, you get m in a car you can move a say c the. the. >> shaking it at you.ea >> shake it like a dog.ha >>ri well when people -- whe first, this must be first d class problems. my seats never recline, i'm way in the back, i sit in

the bathroom.y i'inm way back. >> or they sit me in the o exit row, they not recline, a onnde thing i cannot stand when in a ask me, terrence, sir, you will assist othersrs in case of emergency, say yes, hell no. s doay you think if i am by the exit door, you think i'm about to save 150 people? before -- i'm right by the door? i'm th peoe first one out that damn door, hello, good-bye, i'm gone.do >> true.. >> at least you are honest. >> yeah. >> i would say yes, then do what you do. >> out right. come on. >> jimmy. i don't understand, whyau doesn'ght everyone recline at the same time.wh this is the strangeste? debate. you mightht think this is not important, i know people who get really emotional about this. >> yeah. e anti-recline. >> really.is >> i won't name them, you

know them. >> really. >> i think this comes down to be i am a consideratei th flyer on some level height related, when i get to seat i i look an t the guy behind me,lo if he is tall as tyrus, i'm not crushing the guy. >> if he was tall as tyrus,y wyou would not survive. pea >> i really appreciate, as atual guy who flies a lot you worked in a spirit airlines joke, people need to knows how bad it is, called out for what it. >> when is last time you flew spirit. >> a month ago, before we take off a guy walked downth middle of plane, s excuse me, if i could get a dollar for something to eat. and like, i'm like,i yo,that was the pilot.

i don't feel safe. >> what about you?'t f >> well, goldstein. we have known each other too we have known each other too well, i'll tell you my official legal opinion. there is two places in western world where you havether no rights, there is no morality, and there is nogh rules thatts is customs.? and on the airplane. i say do whatever you wantn th to do. you do recall also i have been kicked off air, plane. >> yes.do >> yes. >> on my way to my own wedding.. >> that is right. >> that is right. about that. >> i broke the story on red eye.d >> what. >> i was kicked off american r airlines, because my husband didn't turn his phone off when they told to us turndi the phondne off. >> they kicked us off. >> we were escorted off the

plane under like police. >> did you tell them i'mne going to my wedding. >> dirk i cried, i -- i did, i cried, they did not care, they offered to bookous nextally flight, saying we were a terrorist threat then offered to book us on the next flight.ey s >> that is amazing. t you are hea terrorist, we'll enso danger the next crew. -- the next passengers, you get a voucher. >> they didn't end jew hatred. >> they created it. >> coming up. every day can be extraordinary with rich, creamy, delicious fage total yogurt.

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that person gets thisth official fox news doorstop. [ laughter ] all right, jimmy. >> we use our waters book at a coaster now. j my localim news story. a 100-year-old submarineis found sunken off of the coast of long island.s this should be biggest story in the world, it is famous. when you google sinking ship p, it about bidener administration. rered meat. >> who is it. >> a story called the lake,ti ona guy built 100 years ago. he wanted to sell it to theye navy. as aars ag u.s. submarine, they didn't buy it he repurposedpu it siz as a mind sweeper, th re guys who found it, they have beek n looking for it. >> that n exciting. >> i thought maybe a japanese spy sub.ug >>ht called the defender, they

wanted people to believe wanted people to believe >> more boring.ie >> thankve you. >> don't -- let's stop, i can't imagine another fact from you that si that is interest diing. >> brook, i live in israel now. >> is that new jersey? >> so at least two american couples were caught by israeli customs smuggling i more than 650 pounds of fruit roll ups. in to israel. because there is a shortagebe and customs officials at the international airport opened the suitcases, they said, what are you doing? he said, it has something toing? do with ice cream and tiktok, a tiktok trend.

all these israelis areto wrapping ice cream ire fruit rollam ups in ice creamy and they tb freeze them, they get crunchy, they are delicious. >> live that, they are fruit roll ups. >> there is a shortage. >> that is what they say when you pull up to thell store,-u here is a fruit roll up. [ laughter ] >> i like that one. where you from. >> oklahoma. >> now. >> that is right. >> so, hollywood is coming to oklahoma. shoot a sequel to movie twister. and i just m really hope whenor theyy. get there, all those hollywood liberals arrive, i hope that tornado hits aircra, real one lift themt like d dorothy in c

wizard of oz, i hate them. and white people chasing tornado, stop picking -- stop chasing tornadoes, greg yo du said you have to pick a winner, you have to pick me because i'm black, if your] don't, you are racist, i won. >> all right, kat. >> i want to start with zero context sound bite. >> here she comes, always talking about teeth. that is my passion.al >>ki i win. >> the teeth lady. >> goes and fixes people's teeth in detroit she is a nice lady, you will let herhe lose. >> she is. does it for free. >> i don't know, i didn't read>> that far. >> would you trust someone that pulls up in a van t offering truo fix your treat.

>> yeah.so >> in detroit. >> i would van trust her. >> i think local news is they found people in t detroitan with teethom. >> oh [ laughter ] [applause] >> i love you, i love. you not an accuratee. representation of one of many -- i'll give you manys problems there are plenms plenty. of teeth for sale.>> >> they love the g show, detroit it is popular. >> it is popular. i love my fans, i love youve detroit. >> all right, i think. i have to go with fruit roll ups i'm sorry, i'm a racist. >> boom. >> you get a jesse waters book, up next would you eat fish grown in a petri dish? rgeng and lane departure warning work properly. >> singers: ♪ safelite repair, safelite replace. ♪

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>> a story in 5 words. >> lab -- lab-grown fish iss. gross, scientists used a 3-d printer to create lab-grown fish that flakes and tastes like real fish, i hate fish. >>n' i missed that part of thehe story. >> i have to support the

frankenfish. >> you were against the it, a yobou switched because we're a different race. >>fr i don't boycott israelien products. >> do you. >> no, i don't like the way you are looking at me.ou that is a thing i would l neveikr do.yo >> they usu e cells from grouper, a fish. they some of it in a 3-d3- printer that scare you? >> no. would you eat it. >> i don't care where the fish come from, where i'm from we eat everything down south. do it taste good with hot sauce, excuse me, can i gete that crispy lab-grown fish filet with mashed potatoesthe and collar greens and black eye b peas and sweet

tea. >> i hate the taste of fish, don't understand. >> i think -- >> what? >> i'll take. >> what.la >> i'll take your lab fish.ou >> oh, i thought you said you want take a lap dance. >> invent new meat, that isn what i think.'s >> why not, a protein, super sweet, you can eat candy all day and never gain weight, a 3-d meat that tastes like candy.'t >> all of the fun out of it. >> it does. >> i never had a cavity. >> good for you. >> you know, i don't know i would eat this. that is because i'm not thatat

hungry.s good for you. >>st wow. jimmy, end this show with a number o f jokes that are youshow won't get a courtesy laugh. >> do it, could you, imagine. i think this is just disgusting, but, it is i annoying you have to sp print. we can't have dinner we're ou'tt of magenta ink.ag >>en and your printer will smell like fish. >> why can't we print dinner. this is whatki we're missing. we havkinke been joking about this. but left is obsessed with eliminating na naturally occurring meat, we'rein growing it in a lab, you hea think domestically here inin america, democrats are obsessed, they elected a vegetable in pennsylvania. >> turn it into a plate thing. >> it was political from the t start. >> we have to go, we'll be the

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