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the justice. mostly just screaming from really ugly people. and no matter what your color, you're a white supremacist just by minding your own business commuting or worst of all helping other people in danger especially if you're riding new york's f train where the f stands for get me the f out of this city. you know the story, deranged man got killed on a new york city subway car. witnesses say he was screaming threats at passengers, throwing gar beige and so on. a few stepped up to restrain him, one put him in a choke hold and later he died at the hospital. in a normal world the headline would be heroes step in to protect terrorized strap hangers. all right. [cheers and applause] >> greg: but not so. in the words of cnn, the victim was experiencing homelessness. you know, like experiencing indigestion as if there's a pill and we won't let him have it.

he was a vagrant just trying to get home. they don't call them experiencing terror and it is terror when an unhinged man freaks out and you're trapped in a stinky metal car in a stinky democrat-run city. turns out they had good reason to be afraid. mr. neely was a habitual offender with over 40 arrests including three unprovoked assaults on women in the subway. how's that for feminism. in 2015 he was busted for attempting to kidnap a seven year old girl. his most recent arrest was for randomly punching a 67 year old woman in the face. so he wasn't just some beloved subway performer or harmless michael jackson impersonator as he was paintedd in the press. seems like he did the perp walk more than the moon walk. so look what these silly little brats did in the name of their new fake martyr.

[chanting: no justice! no peace! no justice! no peace! ] >> greg: no justice, no peace. more like no [bleep]] >> greg: no justice, no peace. more like no [bleep] sense. these idiots really did jump on the subway tracks. one of them even hopped on the electrified third rail. even the rats said if these more morons get scabbed we'll eat like kings. that stunt could have fried that kid's brain if leftism hadn't fried it first. but way to show that subway train who's boss kids, wave away physical reality itself. also know all these morons of their phones out because it's about them and not the dead guy. they couldn't care about him h hey everyone here's me being turned into ground beef, be sure and like my instagram video. check out this dumb ass.

>> your >> greg: i've heard of gender neutral but that's species neutral. i think i whereas rendered impotent for the rest of my life looking at that parent with boobs. so the world's largest lime gummy bear accuses a black cop of killing black people. the last time i saw a green monster like that i was at fenway park. they had to show fenway park. [laughter] >> greg: and, of course, everybody on the subway is racist against blacks, even

blacks. >> greg: people got to go to work. well, except these protesters. hey, do you think this protester can breathe? >> i cannot breathe! i cannot breathe! i cannot breathe. hey! >> greg: can't breathe? he's singing like pavaroti. it can always be dumber with aoc. despite what fox news wants you to believe being afraid of an unarmed person is not a reason to kill them. ashli babbitt maybe? we should never accept a society where such rational becomes normal especially when powerful incentives exist in politics and media to keep people afraid of each other. this is from a woman who swears she was murdered on january 6th.

sorry, the only person that did die was an unarmed woman killed by a cop paid to protect aoc. but, hey, aoc, who would you rather share a subway car anyway with, an unhinged violent men as with a history of violent crimes or an eczema reason taught to step up when others won't. we know the answer, you'd like. keep in mind there were others who helped restrain the guys and it seems one was dark skinned. but in aoc's pea-sized brain several men of different races, complete strangers, decided, hey, why not, this will be fun let's gang up on a homeless man minding his own business. but if you believe gas stoves are destroying the world you'll believe anything. it's easy for aoc to tweet stuff she doesn't understand she has security and a tesla with ample leg room. all she does is sit safely in her dc condo say hey, does this

tax the rich dress make my butt look big? meanwhile here's this squad wannabe. >> i'm born and raised in new york. i rode the trains my entire life. you often see people who are unhoused have episodes. i can't help but think the ten other things that could have been done before this person decideded to wrap his arms around mr. neely's neck and choke him to death. >> greg: he couldn't help but think of ten other things too bad he didn't think of them before. good for you. when a woman gets brutalized for you you'll think of ten other things rather than stepping up. the left makes any excuse not to act. you had years. last week's shooting at a hospital waiting room in atlanta is nearly forgotten just like frank james who shot up the say way last year and darryl brooks who plowed through a christmas parade. why?

their victims can't be used for propaganda purposes by left wing hacks. aoc's right when she says powerful incentives exist to keep people afraid of each other when it's people like er whose policies have new york city on an express train to hell. in a just world once you become a danger to others you become a danger to yourself, unless of course you're sharing a subway car with aoc and friends, then you're all good. >> period! >> greg: let's welcome tonight's guests. he's harder to watch than childbirth. founder of the loftus party.com, michael loftus >> he's like a pose taj stamp, he's a square and i want to look him. fox news contributor and washington times opinion editor charlie hurt [cheers and applause]. >> greg: he has nerves of steele and legs to match.

retired marine corps bomb technician, johnny joey jones! [cheers and applause] >> greg: and she's like dental floss, thin, white and leaves your gums bleeding. tocks news contributor kat timpf! >> greg: charlie, i love it when liberals go, oh, there were so many things you could have done instead of this. why not listening to your [bleep] citizens who are saying do something and he goes -- like that dude bowman or whatever, oh, yeah, this is a common experience when you're riding the subway. and why is it you fool? >> exactly. and like you say he had years to do something about it and they do nothing. and they don't -- you know, where are these people, you know, and, by the way, we're still in the future of the next something like this that is going to happen. >> greg: absolutely. >> and they're not doing anything to fix it. these people only show up when

there's sort of a political gain for themselves to be made. whether it's bowman or whether it's al sharpton. and they only show up if it's going to benefit them in some way and they're able to politicize it. the only silver lining to this madness with the subway, though, is that, of course, who does it inconvenience? it inconveniences all the like normal regular voters of new york city. i pray everyone inconvenienced like this watches this, gets pissed off and remembers that the next time they pull the lever for one of these politicians. >> greg: i hope that's the case but i find the whole place utterly worthless and helpless and this is a sign if this guy joey gets charged with anything you and i are packing up and leafing in my car. you and i are getting the hell out of here. >> johnny: the cool thing is if i take my legs off i can fit in your backpack. this touches home for me hard. this guy's life did not matter

to them at all until it was no longer available. when he was alive and performing on the street or paing out on a railway nobody cared. nobody's out protesting to get the mindless, not homeless but mindless off the streets, nobody's protesting to get the drug abusers off the streets. nobody's protesting to bring order to disorder so that these people can't put themselves in a position. i accept the fact this man was crazy. but the difference between evil and crazy is a diagnosis i don't have access to when it's coming at me. and i don't care if this guy was a marine or regular citizen or second amendment enthusiast or whatever his facebook says or google images whatever they may use to build a narrative around him. i can promise you i have no hate in my heart for the man killed but i have love in my heart for innocent people. i would ratheren tried by 12 than carried by six. if you're telling me you're not afraid of the death penalty and

you're going to make change i'll take that as a threat and use it to defend myself and everyone around me. if that makes me a criminal then we have a country full of criminals who want nothing more than to protect innocent lives. >> greg: amen [cheers and applause]. >> greg: you know michael i'm going to compliment you here and say you dressed slightly better than the protesters. slightly. but you do look like you should be out there. what did you make of them and how like it doesn't really matter what the facts are. >> charlie: no, no, . >> michael: no, no, it's about the fun and the event. you are my new subway buddy. that's the reality, wheel of crazy, you never know what car shows up and the doors open and something whacky pops out. the selective outrage that's so disgusting in all of this. like you've got the trans shooter in the catholic school and everybody's like don't even -- let's too not talk about that. and then to watch aoc just like

dial up these protests, in a weird way you have to admire it. it's like she has some super power. you know those cooking shows you get three ingredients and you have to make a desert. that's what aoc does with protests, what have you got a michael jackson impersonator a subway and an eczema reason. i'll have them dancing on the rail by midnight she goes to town. >> greg: it's unreal though. >> michael: it is. >> greg: what you're saying is human beings are nothing more than an increed gentleman in a performance play meant to gin some outrage in the long term to undermine the structures of society so ultimately we can end in chaos and start a new in some kind of glorious utopia they could never even imagine happening because they're [bleep] stupid. >> michael: that's exactly what i i had said. i like the way you said it better. >> greg: kat, i'm sorry. you know what kills me? you ride the subway, you don't

anymore but you used to. that congressman is talking about, this is just something that just happens. it's like, dude, so that means when you're on the subway and that would happen, would that guy jamaal just sit and go, no, no, no, no. no, he's crazy. maybe we'll talk to him, give him some money. i have ba saying if your husband tried to protect you, your hush's the problem. >> kat: yeah. you do see this kind of stuff on the subway all the time which is part of the reason i don't take it anymore, certainly not by myself. i used to take it by myself all the time. you wonder, though, some of those protesters may not have known a lot of the details because the new york times, for example, wrote a whole article about this with it was all about how he was this michael jackson impersonator, just this glowing profile. >> greg: he did try to kidnap a kid. >> without mentioning that he tried to kidnap a kid or that he

had been arrested four times for assaulting people, two o and that is obviously an objectively relevant information when we're talking about this. an omission like that renders the whole entire article false. you have to wonder though do these people really think that's what happened this is just a loveable michael jackson guy who never did anything bad to anybody and so somebody killed him. that's pot reality so they're living outside of reality. >> greg: that happened with michael brown right? remember, they go in and find out the guy has serious issues, they choose to leave it out or not do the story. >> mike tweeted a great point the advice you're given when you get on the subway, keep your head down, no eye contact, keep to yourself, is exactly the same advice they give you when you go to prison. so that is essentially what the subway is. >> take out the biggest toughest guy?

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♪ >> greg: trump thumps rival chumps. it's true, trump is in the lead as joe's campaign starts to bleed. the washington post slash abc news poll shows 49% would definitely or probably vote for trump in 2024 compared to 42% for joe biden. that's a difference of seven percentage points, kat. it's carrie amongst trump's newest supporters are first lady jill and son hunter. trump trounces competition, too,

and sadly even before any of them got their nickname. among republicans 43% want them to get the nomination compared to 20% for florida governor ron desantis and everybody else is lower than the demand for bud light. yeah. i'm whistling in the grave yard. meantime, biden's not even popular within his own party. in fact, he's so unpopular his new secret service code is kamala harris. nearly 60% of dems want another candidate to win the nomination citing major concerns with his age and mental acuity. but where were they in 2020. what did you expect, it's going to get better? here he was today. >> as we approach memorial day this weekend -- or memorial day. i'm rushing it. >> greg: well, at least he didn't say christmas. if he did he would have stopped to buy an easter basket. if these numbers hold hunter

will need one to sell art. i'm worldering if this just vertebrae tal for president biden? >> this poll is brutal for president biden. >> absolutely george. >> greg: you know he's in trouble when george stephanopoulos has to be honest. what say you, joe? >> so people don't like me very much. big deal. it didn't hurt me last time, i went in the basement came out i was president. will probably happen again. i know how this works, i grew up on a two-story farm and we have an old expression, people in glasshouses shouldn't teach a dog new tricks and that's a true story. it's no joke. so triple j, what is this poll meant to tell everybody, that they have to dump kamala or does joe have to step aside?

what's going on here. >> johnny: i have a whole conspiracy theory and i hope you're ready. i think democrats know what they're doing, they're trying to bait republicans into infighting and trump being the nominee and biden's there to keep any other legit contender out those in charge don't want. and they'll pull him when the time is right to put their person there before everyone else can. so they're trying keep their primary from being a democratic election but it won't be biden. >> wow. >> what are the guys in the shelter telling you about the race? who do they want to run? >> well, me and the gang at the dumpster when we're talking about politics we have a theory, too. yeah, like joe's just a tool. like he's not really running anything, right? and the democrats can go oh, joe

biden and his crazy ideas, they're not polling so well and they'll replace him with another useful idiot. don't you remember in 2016 when we were like oh these polls were way off and turns out four out of five of those people were liars. here we are again. it's nice to see reality injected back into america. so it's not like he wasn't running the show for four years and just crushing on every left. so it wasn't too long ago we can go wow key with every cheap was again, peace, peace in the middle east. i'll take that. >> and twitter would be fun, right? >> greg: it's true, the only reason biden won biden hadn't yet ruined the country, right? so those are the things -- it wasn't -- it was a narrow margin of voters but there were two

make 0 variables there and then of course they changed the election. >> and he'll calm things down. >> greg: he calmed my ass. >> very small marvin of voters. like, i don't know why he couldn't just find them, they're there. >> by the way find assumes is there, you can't find something that doesn't exist and that will go away. kat, does it bother you that it still comes down to two choices? and what's worst is it's even the same two choices. so we've had two choices for eight years. >> kat: i'm exhausted thinking about it. all i know for sure whoever loses all people will blame it on me for voting third party. but i just don't understand, you point out was supposed to be the turn to normalcy. none of it. the president is supposed to be able to -- it is he not even that he can't really lead, it's

that he can't really be expected to follow somebody away from a podium. i mean, 63 or some percent don't think he has the eninial fitness to be president? who will the rest of the people? . i want to talk to these people because what other people are they speaking to? boardwalk it's like oh, that's normal a normal way to talk. who are these people? >> those are the people joe said he's smarter than. he coached that up. >> all right, you're like our washington insider, expert, and your hair's not bad either. >> i don't like it when you get a hair cut. >> i don't either. but if i don't get one it gets out of control and i start looking like a goat. >> greg: charlie are we over afternoon lying these poles? >> yeah, i think so, polls are

kind of meaningless but you have abc and washington post allowing something like this. that tells you something right there. and i think it's probably an accurate reflex of the e electorate. what i love about them is they're the obnoxious cool guys in the back of the glass not paying attention ever. the media has spent years and billions of dollars saying donald trump is unfit for political office and then you do a poll and they're like, yeah, trump, let's go with that. >> we just produced a january 6th mini series with an abc producer. oh, yeah, that was a bad day. we're trump. >> trump? >> yeah. >> baby rump who believe that we could convince joe biden he was at prince carl's coordination. i get we could, joe, how was it?

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initially they thought she had been abducted by a homeless drifter. [laughter] >> greg: so after the cops took her in for questioning she began painting a picture so absurd even hunter biden couldn't sell it. she claimed to have been kidnapped from her car a remote road tied up assaulted at gunpoint from a man in the mask. then after that the guy just dropped her off near her house. actually according to her description the guy looked really creepy. police say she eventually admitted to making the whole thing up most likely because her parents thought she was graduate in a few days. turns out school officials confirms she hadn't even been a student for almost two years. i know, huh? she's since been charged with a multitude of crimes including false alarm to public safety disorderly conduct and obstruction of government function. if convicted she could be sentenced to another three years of working at sonic.

[cheers and applause] >> greg: michael, what's your method of hiding your many failures? >> michael: comedy in jean jackets. >> greg: you know what i just noticed? she's getting charged with way more stuff than jussie smollett. he tried to start a race war and basically planned this whole thing, all she did was make an embarrassing lie. >> i just didn't go to school. >> greg: well now the law's going to come after her. this is a heart warming tale really. it's like there's no place like home, you were there the whole time. like wizard of oz. she started at sonic supposed to go to college blew that off, and then had to recreate that lie. it's like if you worked as hard on your story as did you in college you would be doing great

in college. no, she sucks at that, too. so now she's back at sonic, right? you were there the whole time. >> where she belong. makes me feel good >> greg: kat have you ever seaten at sonic. >> johnny: yes. >> greg: what do you like about it? >> >> kat: i don't know if i like it, i guess it was there. >> greg: have you ever the idea of creating some elaborate hoax to get out of something. i have actually i'm not joking i've come up with a few >> kat: this is so dumb. this story i'm going to start sending it to people when they ask me if i have children. imagine you sacrifice all this for a kid that he winds up being stupid, not just stupid but so stupid it garners national media attention. if you're trying to hide something maybe don't do something that's going to garner a police investigation into you. i mean, did she really think

that the parents were going to be like, oh, she goes to this cool and the school no she doesn't. she could have just said she had food poisoning. cops don't go there. >> greg: or stomach flue because people don't want to get near you. >> i always say explosive diarrhea. >> you do you. >> greg: because most people don't admit that kind of detail ins it's asking and no one's going to follow up a follow up question. hi explosive diarrhea and, oh. >> with that you have to do a voice. that's why i still go with i got 'rona, two weeks off don't even have to did a fake invoices. >> last time explosive was that chose to my ass and things went really bad. [laughter]. >> johnny: but also, if you claim that you've got a bathroom problem, doesn't trigger a

police investigation. that's kind of the problem. >> greg: or does it. what would you do if one of your kids did this? you've got kids, right. >> no, they would never -- yeah. they would never do it. they are too busy. they have too much good stuff going on. >> kid might go a year and a half without going to college and you wouldn't know it. >> i totally would not know. i don't even know how old they are. and one year -- >> i'm not making this up. one year it fell to me to enroll our youngest child in his first day of class and i enrolled him, not only wrong class, the beyond grade. >> that means you're a good dad because that's stuff mom should do. >> division of labor. >> greg: or the two dads. hey, we're progressive here. i identify as a mom, so there.

i don't even have the kids. >> i did not know you did your own laundry. [laughter] >> greg: last word to you joey you already made a bomb joke so i can't go there. >> yeah. >> greg: i honestly had -- i faked a family emergency to get out of the debate. i was on road if dalton state college, from adult ton georgia, nothing to pollute there. i was going to fail miserably for never showing up to class. so i walked to the mall and there was this dude in a blown onform and i signed on the at that timed line and my ass got hauled off to paris island. if you could just disappear for a day, i would have never become a marine. so i can impa thigh with a stupidity i was too until i became a marine but the real idiot here is the boyfriend.

because apparently she told her boyfriend she was abducted and he believed it, too. so if you believe that, the really fit guy who says is her trainer is not her trainer. you need on think about it. >> wow, really? >> yeah, yeah and those pictures he sent. >> greg: he always offers to make the bed. it's weird. >> johnny: it's not the definition on the workouts. >> greg: coming up from doggy rescues to shoes with faces we're snapping files across your faces. out cashba ckin. we're talking about cashbackin. not a game! we've been talking about practice for too long. -word. -no practice. we're talking about cashbackin. we're talking about cashbackin. i mean, we're not talking about a game! cashback like a pro with chase freedom unlimited. how do you cashback? chase. make more of what's yours.

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person gets the antidote to the poison i put in their coffee mugs. three of you will be dead soon. i'm going to go to you first loftus. i hope you die. >> okay, we have a dog in parma ohio, parma in the house. >> greg: is that where you're from. >> michael: no, it's so close. dog trapped in river. >> greg: this is use you are story? tell it. >> michael: this dog i guess desperately didn't want to go on a walk and called his other than's bluff. so the dog's on the rock going i'm done, i'm not going anywhere. they had to call the fireman and come out and do a rescue to get this brave call who now will be believed if he says no i don't want to go out there. right. >> greg: all right. talk about a dog day afternoon. all right, kat, michigan it is >> kat: yeah, mine actually is

also about a guy that didn't want to go on a walk. >> greg: really? >> kat: he didn't appear to if he would be enjoying himself if you watch the video. you think he's just watching, just watching. and then all of a sudden he's like this man sucks, i that it walk. boom. they still didn't catch him. >> greg: really? >> kat: so that's bad guys. don't take chairs and throw them through windows. >> greg: so they haven't caught him yet >> kat: they have not apprehended the suspect, no. >> greg: here's my theory on this. just got fire came back closed, looks around nobody's there. he didn't steal anything >> kat: that's the thing he didn't steal anything. >> greg: so he was a disgruntled employee >> kat: if he was they would figure it out by now.

>> greg: . >> charlie: his buddy got fired so he went to exact venn generals at the cafe. >> johnny: his girlfriend worked there after she got fired from sonic and she disappeared for a day and he was mad they weren't helping >> kat: did that girl get fired from sonic. >> johnny: i think she did >> kat: i didn't see that anywhere. >> greg: i'm going to start a gofundme page for her. gofundme. stupid, right? all right, charlie, i forgot where you're from. >> virginia. >> greg: that's right. kings dominion an amuse i can park has -- i didn't know. has introduced a chaperone policy for all teens 21 or under after 4:00 p.m. only ten per chaperone because over the past two years increasing incidents of unruly and inappropriate behavior. >> greg: you know what's going on here right? >> johnny: i figured you would. >> greg: yeah. you know what agencies going on. >> johnny: tell us.

>> greg: unruly gangs, right? young kids coming in there ioh, yeah. >> greg: yeah, yeah, yeah. happens at every amusement park. it's happening all over. >> isn't that the point of an amusement park? >> no, because it gets crazy. you don't want to end up getting pants by the it's a small world--you get separated from your mom and dad, it's 1974. thought maybe you were getting cotton candy some nice man says let meet get you cake and all of a sudden there's five kids waiting for snow have you ever been thrown out of an amusement park. >> i have a been thrown back into one. >> greg: all right, joey. >> johnny: yeah, i don't have anything for that. now, listen. >> greg: how about anything for a rash. >> i'm going to brag on northwest georgia we're a great place you should come visit but don't stay. and colin mayor is a high school

student a standout runner in sandy springs, she walks by lake forest elementary school every day and she heard they're disadvantaged so did a 5k to raise 600 pairs of schools in the elementary school. schools would not be my first choice, i'm also shot in a standup runner anymore. but, a latoff this one, because that's a good one. >> greg: all right. well, as we like to say, the shoe must go on. ha ha ha ha. >> johnny: break a leg. >> greg: up next, if you can't see your toes will you get away with what you expose?

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covered his genitals. we couldn't get a picture bull do we have an artist's rendering of this person? kat, why do women have to put up with this stuff? i mean if you are going to be flashed at least be flashed by an attractive man >> kat: that is what the law says. [laughter]. >> greg: i guess i agree with the court here looking at that rendering but also the main thing i keep thinking about whenever i read this story is imagine how long this judge had to go to school for. >> yeah. >> so much time in school to be like, okay, too fat to see the penis i rule in favor of the defense. >> greg: joey seems like the left or anybody from the left will find an excuse for perfect version. obviously that person's in the y, something's going on. >> johnny: as a man who's often described as a human tripod, can

we see that one more time? was that rosie o'donnell? is that who that was because she really is a girl, i don't think people understand. i don't get it. i think i would rather go to jail than have somebody tell me my belly's bigger than my pecker. i would have been arguing, you know what i love sonic with the foot long, that's what i'm talking about. >> greg: charlie when you think about it it's like you got off but now everybody knows. >> charlie: yeah, yeah. but i do think in most court cases intent matters and if the guy was trying to flash and went to -- that matters, right. >> greg: yeah, then it doesn't matter whether you couldn't see it. that's pathetic. >> what if you're just really not well endowed and it's like a

carte blanche, you can flash in any park you want to. >> greg: like saying i'm not a murderer i only killed tiny people. >> johnny: yeah. i don't know what that's saying. >> greg: it's like saying i'm not guilty of exposure because my weenie is micro. that's why i said i can kill people because they're small loftus. >> michael: the judge just emotionally nuked this dude, right? like it's over, right? your lawyers were like hey we won, your gut is so big, they all agreed they couldn't have seen your weenie. yeah! then you have to go tell your friends i won the court case. >> greg: do you think he has friends? he has fewer friends than you. >> johnny: look on the bright side if it's true at least he doesn't have to have the surgery right? >> the story got picked up by the newspapers, they're talking

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