2008. so these 15 years have flown by she's become a wonderful young lady, a blessing to our family, for many friends. a wild continues. happy birthday chuga. gutfeld again taken off from here. [♪ music ♪]. >> happy wednesday everyone. i got a haircut. so the covid-19 publicans of urgency officially ends tom tomorrow. i can finally stop washing my hands. what about the polio scare?

is that still apply? isn't that typical government? sometimes your days late and a trillion dollars short. but a huge relief for new yorkers. we can return to wearing masks just to block the smell of ur urine. so for the most of us that stuff in the long time ago when we decided to stop living in fear and get back to doing the things that we love. eww. about the end of the emergency also brings with it the end of title 42. no, not level 42 ♪ this is over ♪ i ain't coming back 61 righ up there with the beatles. the insects. 1042 other two deport michael scott crossing the border and

neither myself or public health reasons. as if letting his of embedded mourners into your backyard isn't really a threat to your health. is amazing the concern for thei covert status if that's what it was for. matt finn to the poisonings or sex trafficking or gang shootings. but those who got booted didn't face any charges, so they just tried it again. but now that policy ends and everyone is bracing for thousan more migrants. migrants used to mean people that were passing through. now they are harder to move tha dianne feinstein. yeah tell me about it. she's been staying with me for months. i wonder if it remains to be seen as if it's going to be chaotic for a while. peter so what remains to be seen is this going to be chaoti for a while 61 thank you, captain obvious. i am sure his visiting angel wa holding cue cards.

visiting angels, i love that song. but does it matter at this po point? america's agitations for biden are lower than his testicles. so what's the administration planning to do besides letting the menus ms. bathrooms? well, bind his friend lies new plans to exit ramp up deportations and require migrants to request refugee status in another country befor crossing into the united states. those who don't are liable to b deported and banished for five years. now doesn't that sound a bit earlier? yeah it is like trump's policy, which was struck down the federal court and was one that biden dragged him for at the time. the dems called it race, cruel and unnecessary. courses now called their approach. you judge-eared freak face spee you're taking this approach within the countries of a broke immigration system that congres has not fixed for more than two decades, and without the resources we need the personnel

facilities reputation and other that we have requested of congress and the we were not given >> gutfeld: who knew a pimple could talk. but the you know how much of a disaster it must be for the by demonstration to start using th big bad orens racist men's policies? so what's up there? why not get started on building the wall thank you joe can hire the guys that built the one around his beach house and the one between hunter and his baby mama. because we know the border is still a disaster. order pusha averaged 8700 daily migrant apprehensions over a recent meeting. or as pgp would say, zero. hundreds of thousands are camped out at the border waitin for the right moment to cross. i should have bought stock in tents. is a alec baldwin's next wes western. too soon?

or not soon enough? markelle it will begin to look at the beginning the new york city marathon when this therapist was fired. thousand and thousands of young men elbowing each other for their position. enough about the women's race. ha, ha, ha, yeah. yeah. guatemalan president told a taser congressman that 80,000 migrants from venezuela are headed to the us and the scary part is there in a total of 11 fans. he called the white house about it but it went straight to voicemail. perhaps they were too busy putting classified documents an make biden's cage in case he piece. in case it was just otto porter say that by the way, mayors are dreading many more buses of migrants their sanctuary cities. for what's reality calls out there empty promises, and i lov it apparently manhattan may

close large section of city streets for temporary housing. legally halting traffic to help human traffic. the reason: please provide access to water, sewer and electricity as well as modular prefabricated housing. holy ( bleep ). if only they did that for the homeless. kilometer wouldn't be sleeping on my couch. the ceo of attorney home manufacturing says he may be supplying the units, 420 square feet, two bedroom, foldable units that can be deployed on site. in new york that's considered a castle. officials are also considering cruise ships. i hope drew maggi is the ship, meeting. they will be fleeing back home in no time. the city also is the bus migrants to the burbs so now those countries declaring a state of emergency, or even worse a state of california.

so it turns out something america's homeless crisis by an means a new homeless was a bad idea. now that the crisis impacts everyone, everyone is waking up. perhaps even very sleepy joe. he has that wall of his house s why should he care, right, joe? peter no, no, no, don't you dar compare me to the guy who came before me. i am my own man, i got my own ideas but it's just not sending their best. they are bringing drugs, they are bringing crime, they are rapists. and some i assume are good people. i have a good brain. i use the best words. i like people who weren't captured. and when the hell are we going to see obamas birth certificate? >> gutfeld: let's welcome tonight against, her initials semicircular triceps but a former deputy national security advisor jt mcfarland.

audiences hang on his every wor so the clubs and brooke wagner comedian joe mackie. the last time she held a helium balloon she landed in memphis, fox news contributor cat. and he has neither spotted sinc 2003, a massive psychic in the nwa world championship, tyrus. so, joe, this must angry you an some who currently is on the street to see that people could just come in here and get this modular housing where you sue under that bridge on 52nd stree peter gray, i live on the st street, that was one week when was camping out for phantom menace tickets. it was a disaster wrong i got mono. they call it the kissing disease. not in my case. but we are in big trouble

because the only thing that is slowing down illegal immigratio is train the romans, and you can't count on that. please i will say this, if they can keep him out of an ankle on this and bring four ladies they can stop this problem. but they always want to change it by saying, we have to do stuff like address the root causes, and that is code for s sin, a country that can't fix baltimore has to fix honduras [applause] spewing excellent point, joe, well done, well d done. katie, you are the expert at national security and wearing purple, well, that was sound. >> they think >> kt: mike arnold colors steve hardy is impact national security?

>> kt: what it does, for couple of reasons, number 1 what it really does is domestic securit because what it does is hitting every state and every city against every other state. i was in tallahassee last weekend florida's pass the toughest and immigration legislation the country sold it is now class three felony if yo transfer someone across state lines into florida hunger florida also had this huge budget to take illegal immigrants and bus them somewhere else spewing right c4 deliver and incinerate hunger even new york city is trying to bust them into the subs and the summers are saying we don't wan them and they're going to bust them back. so other than the bus company making a lot of money i think this is, no, worst thing that could happen to america is when the state start fighting with each other. and that is what these idiots have done. the other thing is that the biden administration because they are a great genius. here's the solution is you are going to go online if you want to go to the united states, he go online, fill out a form and upload a photo of yourself if you look at those thousand people lined up you can who's got a cell phone? nobody has a cell phone he want

to be free even if they have a cell phone they don't have wi-f connection soon either that or it is wet when the crystal ri river. unless you keep it in a little bag. that's what i do c4 i don't wan to know where you're going if you are in water to hot water urine spewing they call me the smart thing. even when i'm on dry land. yeah, you know, cat, these people are not getting three tiny homes right, so there tiny home is bigger than your apartment c4 yeah soon and they have the free food, electricity they get everything. this much a decree because you work very hard and yet you have nothing to show for it. c7 it does feel like that sometimes. but also the traffic is probabl not going to be good for that either spewing that's true >> kat: i will be like actually one of these will be more convenient for me so i would just like to move in their. i am never going to be able to

get to and from my apartment because it is bad enough as it is, there's all the bike lanes hunger there's the bus lanes where the bus has like two people on it soon have the whol thing to themselves >> kat: there's like three people every time the bus goes by. then there is these outdoor dining has that people just p and. nobody is eating and there so a one point puma movement is a human right and we do not have that in new york city spewing o top of them, as you know the violence in some like nobody is taking the subway anymore >> kat: well, i haven't heard good things about it lately soo come down to the subway >> kat: i'm surprised they haven't got a psa in like "oh boy, it's not that bad," becaus i haven't been on it in a long time. honestly unfortunately the root cause is what needs to be done here. obviously title 42, it's ridiculous that lasted this lon because covid has not been an emergency for a very, very, lon time and regardless of how you feel about this is a government

abuse of power, you have to stand against it or you can complain about other government abuse apartment, yes, i am very concerned about my commute 61, all right, tyrus, it is kind of funny that joe once again is plagiarizing. this time either plagiarizing trump. 31st called them racist and tha he will rip him off. >> tyrus: it's not plagiarizing it's just, you know, they are just trading personalities, lik trump didn't commit crimes and accused of crimes, biden commit crimes doesn't get accused of crimes. jump has good ideas and other - biden has managers which means they are now trump spanish. well, if they were good he woul have put them in when he is in. he did and you guys ended in th first days. they just change the title likely to get a new card or whatever happened in the back seat for you got it is not your problem spewing right specie >> the spell that alexa is different now is with you. that's the same think about another thing is with this i think this is a time if i lived

in new york i would be getting billboards calling beautiful pictures of san francisco in th 70s hunger i be having this outdoors in the lovely bill c card. it's beautiful. san bernardino california. i would be putting all kinds of places' maps, and just treasure in his of california. i was doing things like that to get migrants to maybe go that way. because we're going to see camille was right, everybody loves buses, apparently, now so they will drive people all over the country. is really sad and the worst part is not just like kent's apartment being smuggled you work your butt off to you by your first home and you get a nice window and then you wake u in the morning with your cup of coffee and there's 14 houses your front yard spewing yeah -- 61 yeah that's true. >> tyrus: they using your hose >> gutfeld: it's so true. we have to move on hung up next to his here is oily and slick,

and he pulled another dirty trick.

61 he dangled reparations and elevated expectations. but who could afford could have foretold how his decision would've told you that will dissly predicted on my other head show called the one plus four greece keith gavin is a no in the state's is $40 billion reparations scheme that was cooked up by some whacked out i brain task force. evidently though he is still a yes on applying here joe was a pretty nice. i wonder, this could be an amazing strategy on his part. pieces can be an amazing strategy on the governor's part. he commissioned the report that the end is so hysterical that

there's nothing you can do abou it and then he could just kind of push and also nothing hap happens. there is no way this is happening. it is not possible >> gutfeld: that guy has brains and quads. which means it is time for hot guy is right again. oh, daddy. spewing just hours after pretty sure that would make nostr nostradamus' >> breaches last night telling fox news digital that dealing with that legacy is about much more than cash payments. the operational task force independent present recordation are a milestone in our bipartisan effort to advance just and promote healing. this work must continue. translation: ha, ha, ha. sorry, blacks, no dice on the

checks them, i haven't seen someone so strong along since i don't taylor swift. ha, ha, ha. tyrus >> tyrus: gee, i wonder white which means we will because you are here yesterday. gavin, very clever white man >> tyrus: clever? i don't know if you clever. there is no fiscal people what to do with they wanted to but this is where we get caught up. it didn't just end, okay, this text was just pleased tax payer from his of dollars to come up with this idea that oh, it doesn't work. one, you have to prove -- and there's not a lot of workers from slavery. and get to figure out who actually use the money. you can be right now and could have been back then. you could been on the wrong sid of the fence. that's right, interbreeding. look at me. anybody with curly hair and the heirs, you need to check your family tree. i don't do 34 he'll l because i

don't want any kids but there's no way of knowing who to pay an reparations was never about money, it was about opportunity. the reason why it was 20 acres and a mule, because at the time the job of the day was farming. so what better way to get an opportunity to build wealth, pass it down to your family, an take care of yourself? reparations about opportunity and we have that in this cou country. my reparation is right here, keep yuracheck >> gutfeld: there you go, well said. kat very clever caucasian to convene a task force and then let the insane plan come forwar and then punt. i would do the same thing. you? please i don't see how you coul call it a task force. what's the task? they sit around and come up wit stuff that will be nice if it was possible but it's definitel not? >> gutfeld: yeah >> kat: that's a job? >> gutfeld: it is

>> tyrus: ms. of taxpayer dollars >> tyrus: people pay for you to do that? and am sure they get a lot of lunch too. that was also vacated meeting >> tyrus: gamestop parties fune hotels >> tyrus: because -- >> kat: it sucks because for me when i have a meeting, i have t figure out the thing that i was supposed to figure out and is like a great job, everyone. this is completely impossible but i am very proud of you. i'm like, what? i want that work environment >> gutfeld: me too. we could do our own thing here to talk to stop and get nothing done >> tyrus: but we don't tell joe for no second one second with the punchline soon, well, i don't know speaks six -- >> kat: i don't understand how does a great job if nothing possible -- or recovering from south and he did read the repor and is like tired and then read it and is like what soon i th

think, kt that's a possibility what he was to run for office. he needed to push this office desk before is fantastic, because he managed to alienate everybody. he dangles reparations and also make you think, i'm going to ge 1 to $5 million for just being somehow a descendent of som somebody, as you pointed out to who knows what the family tree is long and, a, he got the man because he has rate expec expectations. when he said it, anybody with a brain just doing the math and says, hmm hundred billions of dollars, a trillion dollars? the tax payer, and california? i'm out of here. so they have all left and gone to other states. so now he's got everybody man. people to pay the taxes i want to the people who think they're going to get the money are not going to get the money spewing right >> kt: and his gavin newsom thinking, i am going to write this right to the water because if joe biden doesn't make it i' standing by with my terrific plan where i've been so good to everybody. but can you imagine he get

eviscerated you know he can't, he's between a rock and a hard place. a phrase or just corn corn, " "joe, joy think what they did i they replaced like reparations is another way of saying dam damages, and i'm sure that huma dams in your life many -- many times from assorted people, women, probably lots of women. you probably spent longer teenage and child alone. i imagine that you feel like yo might deserve reparations >> joe: i have broke some heart too, greg. >> gutfeld: evening at the hear store? did you have to pay for them because you broke them? >> joe: what was the question? see what do you foresee that anything with damages, anything that has damaged you can get reparation because they are the same thing, aren't they? 65, you know, greg, all the

things that happened to me have made me stronger, like where on breaks my heart i'm stronger f for. best buy refuse to exercise. i will say if you're going to cut me a six or seven figure check out sam black yesterday jimmy kimmell -- i'll say i am black pennsylvania jimmy kim kimmell. i will be found out when they find out i didn't vote for joe biden. >> gutfeld: all right. up next, the cia was down to play as biden's schemes are on y. obs done at once - kills weeds. prevents crabgrass. and keeps it growing strong. get a bag of scotts triple action today, it's guaranteed. feed your lawn. feed it.

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5th. rhymes of the cia were allegedl trying to recruit each other to embrace the letter in the hopes of bolstering his legitimacy. meanwhile husband is investigating that biden crept for the deal to line the pocket of millions presented their c case. i wonder if the committee is

consumer the capitated suspicious network of over 20 companies the biden is used. the committee is concerned by the complicated suspicious network of over 20 companies. most of these copies were limited liability companies formed during joe biden's vice presidency. the bank records show the biden family, their associates, and their companies, received over $10 million from foreign nationals and their companies. >> gutfeld: fund group. so the biden's make the clinton foundation look like the added weight. united way. we have a 2020 the state coup here at home and a current corruption scandal involving foreign nationals. so it's like that time i visited the dentist on the same afternoon that i ate at chi chipotle. it seems biden is getting it at both ends. yeah butt joke. it always gets done, kt.

you know what part of it do you want to -- people i want to tal about all the wrong here's what really happened. and most of these guys who signed the letter. now what happens is the letter had to be approved by a department of cienki if you are a former official yet security clearance, your technically supposed to get it cleared. so it got cleared up at the i was getting clearances -- givin clearances was in talking to various people, maybe you did o didn't send a letter and said, by the way, you know there's a study going around. so to give them your name? you want to sign it? and then in addition to that there was somebody who did sign it that had a book that is bein reviewed by this guy you an aha >> band: at the cia for vocatio and the guy said, well, you k know, we are going to prove you for this book but by the way yo want to send this letter too? stephen wow c4 so the cia was actually involved in mec during an election. in addition to that, why were they doing it? well, maybe they love joe biden.

maybe they wanted jobs. it was totally a quid pro quo you and i scratch your back, yo give me a what really c4 a job. -- well, i don't want to go there. but then the other part of it, the corruption part, in china's way to do corruption is they don't bribed officials, that's way too obvious what they do is they bread and give money to al the families. so in the current president of china was investigating corruption they found that ther were a lot of sort of senile ol grannies in the nursing homes i china who all of a sudden were multimillionaires. they didn't even know whether it was the motor or father or anti-or whatever of the off official. so when joe biden is vice president got off of air force invasion, he went down the fron stairs, he was greeted by all the officials. his son went out the back door, and the chinese and oh, now we know that's the guy we give the money to him and then we will

get what we want from the guy that goes down the front staircase human capitol that is pretty crazy that you don't hav a hunter biden and your family? because it drives me nuts. my siblings did this for me please yes see what that does bother you, doesn't it? >> yes it does. and it is also very strange tha we know all this stuff for we are hearing all the stuff because is the caa supposed to be sneaky? >> gutfeld: yes unger yeah. >> isn't it? like isn't that like linkedin a skills? >> gutfeld: it is. >> very sneaky because obviousl corruption is wrong, and it is better and you shouldn't be doing it. abort in the caa if you get caught doing it, it's not just wrong with that also means your manager job >> gutfeld: writer is so true. >> if you're supposed to be professionally sneaky soon like mike baker, we don't know how many people he is killed. >> right.

>> he probably doesn't either see one nicely put. >> if you them would have got away if they let him talk lo longer. >> ollison hunter hays all of these -- what is his excuse for completely blowing it? didn't you have enough advantages growing up? your dad is currently the president, electchester dis disaster? that is rough >> gutfeld: it is rough. he has no excuse ago job. take a bite out of any part of the story, she wanted to spit i back at me. last block i said i would pretend to be black firmani. in this block which is my last name to biden. but then my name would be joe biden [applause]. i don't know why they are clapping for that. it was unbearable. and a site experience investigation that words becaus bribery is not done with a big wad of money anymore, it goes t

famine, goes to $65 million boo deal that you get with your w wife, you know. i don't see how -- this president is a disaster right now, unless it is one of those situations where everything going horrible turns out to be good. like if you broke both your leg but the nick stigger finister, you can watch my poetry slam? yeah, local oh, i'm glad i brok my legs." soon to silver line, drew maggi tyrus. >> i wish i would pay my relatives. matter of fact it was -- i was trying to would be my baby mama so i can actually enjoy some of this success. be so nice. i'll be tyrus biden. help me out. but it is -- it is sad to think that a few people in the caa or

group got together and decided what they decided what is best for the american people, not th voting system if you exactly. >> and that's the part. and age the agree with cap because but they were sticky because they got a way to the airport there's nothing you can do about it, he got in. now the reason why scoring is because he got elected and they are like, oh, ( bleep ) the redhead wasn't so bad she went yeah. so now they want him out. and all the stuff is coming forward and everybody's going t fall on their swords. but they made a decision, and i worked, and that's what it was >> gutfeld: they made the decision . >> it was a cold polite coup an they got together and decided - mia greg senat we are going to get rid of joe even though people cheer for jarko we go to get rid of joe my name is asiri and they're still doing it. coming up to from mouse to i arrests , only one story can be thhavee best. the place where rolling hills meets low bills.

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now here's chet. >> local news everyone were eac case had to share a story from wherever they are from and then i on the when and that person gets a prize and i wrote this i three seconds, okay! mark arum not will check out that piece o meat. >> thank you very much, sailor. >> now if you excuse me, i've got to go get my hands on the captain's log. all right, tyrus, what you got? sports? >> jt: nothing from what i just heard. thanks, chet. new restaurant opening near td garden and in space that was once housed iconic sportswear

bunk boston new restaurant opening tuesday near the td garden in the space that was once housed by county sportswea bunk i don't know why we are opening the space bar. the bruise board answer to down 2-3 to this accident so what ar we going to go there and to watch nothing, huh? enjoy your meal with the family? get together, boston. >> gutfeld: that is not historical that's a complaint >> tyrus: that's my news, my w way, chet. news to me still yeah it's news to you. joe, what is your local news? i keep forgetting where are you from again? >> joe: i am from seacoast pennsylvania, city of love you and not will certain kinds of love >> joe: greg, i'll ignore that and get right toy story. 66 brotherly love >> joe: moving on. greg, philadelphia sports fans were just to be the second most vulgar, second only to new york

based on how much they swear on the internet but i just want to point out summation of content, like new york sports fans alike afford the yankees win the worl series where philadelphia's sports fans alike, f word, i just been shot. like i -- i -- the sports fans are brutal. looked up to see who was the all-time police stolen bracelet and it was a fan. dish stolen base leader, and it was a fan. >> gutfeld: that's class a material, job. sometimes -- i'm sorry, that wa one of his all-time risks. give you credit >> joe: i look forward to that delicious rotisserie soon yes, you'll be on that spin in no time. katie, what's your story tonigh

c4 if you imagine 30 years ago in milwaukee at a baseball game there were three giant mup muppet-like creature that came running into the field. one was an italian sausage, one was a polish sausage, a kie kielbasa, and then the other wa a bratwurst. now, these are the three great immigrant groups in wisconsin. they went on the football field they danced around, and then they became iconic creatures in the milwaukee brewers' football legacy. now, here's the story for today you and yes 64 those muppet lik creatures still exist doing really c4 and you can buy them, greg. they are for sale on ebay >> gutfeld: crap >> kt: and you can actually own on. they are a little bit, about 5 50 pounds. so if you wanted to put one in, your little muppet arms out there, you would probably fall over soon yeah >> kt: but it will be one of th motive history and a piece of the milwaukee brewers who

otherwise really don't have a lot of fans see what i said thi before, you are my favorite local because you probably to the best bedtime stories she forgot to mention that she said greg had muppet arms and was good with it see what she can tell me my face looked like a giant bowl of poop and ogle, "that sounds so nice." i also know that's a lie. all right, can, michigan it is. >> kat: no and i'm a little hur you didn't congratulate me on m promotion, to midwest correspondent soon oh, really? >> kat: it was really too hard to keep finding which you stories but i choose to see it as a promotion to midwest correspondent >> gutfeld: yes >> kat: kansas >> gutfeld: yes? >> kat: there was a guy you and yes >> kat: he was having to do my own with alcohol in it and get arrested for dui. i am sure it happens all the time. but not when they addressed is

but light themselves. i mean, kids who don't drink an drive. but if you must, don't dress as drink and drink and drive soon so true >> kat: people to when they ope the card they like, you think that guy -- he's like, oh, no, wasn't drinking today, i just like this outfit. i will list the church. no, i wore it to the hospital t visit my grandma. like no sir, you're getting ( bleep ) at the bar. take the bud light suit off before you go home >> gutfeld: i don't want to see what's underneath. it is but light after all. >> you win the prize soon who will make that? all those are good. tyrus, he did not win see financing plans. i have already forgotten what joe's was >> joe: sports you want to wr

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in the australian wilderness five days by drinking wine and eating lollipops. is that he might survive in the woods? >> joe: greg i survived on wine and lollipops and are not lost in the outback at the time, i was fine. i'll say this, how do you make wrong turn out into the desert to because if you turn off the road into the desert, that's a wrong turn, go back to >> gutfeld: yes, it is so true, can't. i mean, this is so against stereotype of female drivers, you know, a woman getting lost in the woods in a car. in a car. in the woods. that's not something a woman would do. definitely not a stereotype right? >> kat: well, i don't really drive. but i also don't go to the was spewing what's funny is you drink wine that you like lollipops? yeah i like anybody but i also don't think she survived on candy. she indicated because she was drunk from having nothing but wine for five days

>> gutfeld: yeah 50 can you imagine a hung over she was by like day three? oh, mind, her headaches. i wouldn't have wanted to live anymore soon that's true wrong and if the bears enter, they would get drunk too. >> tyrus: what beardsley is talking about in australia? quality is? she will call affairs >> tyrus: i think we already established they just want to grab you. member, then to grab you >> -- he's if i drink too much there's no anxiety. i think -- i can't imagine what would be like if i had a actual reason to be afraid. like i was going to die in the woods >> gutfeld: she didn't even drink, tyrus, wasn't even a drinker >> tyrus: yeah she didn't drive either, did you. sorry i don't feel bad for her. the car wasn't out of gas >> gutfeld: it wasn't. it wasn't out of gas

>> tyrus: she spent the night with the heater on. try spending the night with the heater on and put drive on a go the opposite way you came in. you're in the ( bleep ) desert, sweetheart, there's tire tracks. >> she probably just hates her family. >> tyrus: not to mention, sweetheart is about others in the quarter, she wasn't going t starve. >> he can say that >> tyrus: is science. if you got a few pounds you not going to start, you'll be fine. she didn't need to be the lollipop, she just chose to steal, all right, last word, kt take us home safe oh, thank god she was yesterday because she had been anywhere else you thin she would've had the ability to open the cork and a bottle of wine? >> tyrus: am pretty sure it was a screwtop, ma'am c4 that's how they drink wine and australia wrong and the rest of it all kind of falls into a right.

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