i hope i have for the good on these three beautiful kids. it's the best gift just to be a mom i don't need any other gifts . thank you all of you moms for watching and dads, everybody else in between. greg gutfeld and the gang, they take it all from here. ♪ [cheers and applause] ♪ oh, yeah. >> you go. it's friday, which means first, let's welcome tonight's guest. this bear doesn't in the woods, probably. host of special report she is

the only candidate we want running a four president, post of kennedy on foxbusiness, kennedy. her book is at number one best seller fox news contributor kat timpf. and, before he leaned on it, it was just a regular tower of pisa , my massive sidekick, tyrus . >> now that is what i call an all-star panel in your face. >> of got my golf shorts on,. >> before we get to use of news stories, it is friday, so let's do this. >> greg's leftovers. >> it's leftovers.

where i read the jokes we didn' use this week and as always, this is my first time reading these so if they suck i will dismember a writer in front of you. yes. here we go. the national champion georgia football team will not be visiting the white house this year. the coaches say it wasn't because of any policy but that they just couldn't understand president biden's directions. 79 -year-old robert de niro wrecked welcome to seventh chil this week, which means his girlfriend will now have to change to diverse. clap now, you wait 20 years. a homeless man named fred innocent, definitely his real name, he was charged with a hat crime after he took a dump on a pride flag outside manhattan bar

. since his name is innocent, technically they have to let hi go. i felt like that joe could've gone in a better direction. anyway. he would've been unhoused it wa a pride flag so it was homeless. last week, cdc director officially stepped down per her own guidelines before returning home she has to quarantine for 10-14 days. a new survey job satisfaction found that workers are happier than they have been in decades. that's [bleep] said one woman. how is that dental hygiene school coming along? >> i like awesome. >> a new reveals donald trump i leading joe biden by seven points when told the news, bide

said he wasn't worried he just needs a touchdown and a two-point conversion. and ohio judges ruled that a trans woman did not, indecent exposure after the defense argued that the bobby fat covered the entire genitalia area. proving sometimes it's less embarrassing to just plead guilty. some 41 is breaking up after 27 years together. the noose was so big both fans were heartbroken. why are we going after some 41. >> they claim your to million exercise bikes because of defective seat postparade this will leave countless americans with nowhere to hang their clothes. a website is offering to pay people $1,000 to binge watch al

of the fast and furious movies. this despite the fact that the u.s. has a strict policy agains torture. a man staying at a hotel in nashville woke up at 5:00 a.m. to find the night manager sucking on his toes. when asked to comment he said i'm just glad i fell asleep on my stomach. finally, finally, finally, this week president biden approval rating in jaw-dropping 36 percent. prompting secret service to change his codename to bud light . that's it. so with the readings in despair they put trump on the air, and now they are taking heat for

having him in the hot seat, which means it is time for ♪ singing ♪ >> greg: well done. cnn still recovering from their magnificent amazing town hall with president trump this week true it was every bit as successful as street festival i pompeii. for you history fans, during it everyone saw the permanent mop the floor with kaitlyn collins

in front of a home crowd that welcomed him like genghis khan on father's day. picky he had a lot of kids, yet he did. pork poor caitlin, firstly gave her six months with don lemon and now this. it makes you wonder, does she run over her bosses dog? at this point, she should just go into hiding a garden teacher name back to bruce. sorry, wrong caitlin. this was her before the town hall and this was her after. cnn didn't fare much better. cnn came out looking so bad actually people are calling the the cnn of news networks. that is funny. criticize from the left and mocked by the right, anderson cooper try to defend his networ

decision to have trump on, i wonder who was that man you wer so upset to hear from last night ? >> that man you were so upset t hear from last night may be president of the united states in less than two years in that audience that upset you, that's a sampling of about half of the country. they are your family members, your neighbors, and they are voting and they and many say they are voting for him. >> that man, he who could not b named appearing on the network no one wants to watch, even the dummies that cnn scanned he he was so shocked it turned his hair white or. it's now whiter than a neighborhood watch and martha's vineyard. viewers have the right to be angry. >> up every and never watch thi network again, but do you think staying in your silo and only listening to people you agree with is going to make that person going away?

after last night none of us can say i didn't know what was out there. i didn't know what's coming. i didn't know what's coming. same thing they said about jeffrey toobin. >> it's never over. >> never over. >> it does take a while. never forget, remember? never forget. >> who's the real hero here? by the way, a great job tonight with kat on special report. >> it finally happened. it finally happened. >> greg: when you guys got into that fight over the debt ceiling, i thought you were going to get up and leave. >> he almost did because he sai you should be hosting you did such a good job. >> it only took three years. >> when anderson cooper says yo have every right not to watch

the channel, everybody has the right, they have the clicker, they can change the channel. the handwringing has been something to watch, hasn't it? >> it's as though the last five years or so never existed and this is all new to them and the keep putting their viewers through the same for torture because they are reliving the experience without any progress it's weird to. >> it's very strange. >> we went through some rough times in then cnn said hold my mocha. i don't know i said hold my mocha. >> it cnn, they don't drink beer . canedy, how are you? >> did you watch this town hall and what were your thoughts and now how do you feel about the cnn reaction? >> i had friends sending me clips in real-time and one of them was a random clip that sai she named her cat vagina.

the reason they are so upset i because joe biden can't do this he can't come to fox and a town hall where he is confronted wit all of his failures and misdeed and conflicts of interest with his family and god knows how many foreign nationals in different countries because he would melt into a sad elderly puddled. that cannot happen. it would be great i would love if the president of the united states could withstand somethin like that and you could fill this entire audience with democrats, that would be fine, it's never going to happen and think that's why they're so upset because they wouldn't be mad if he lost. if he was facial disgraceful, that would be a massive victory but that's not what happened. >> on cnn they are actually linking that town hall to russi saying that it was obvious that

donald trump was influenced by putin because he wouldn't call him a war criminal. and they still have trump derangement running through their blood vessels 24/7. >> what is the scientific term for that? leap [bleep] >> it was the best night of tv that network has had in months. years. >> since black feels really. >> i feel like this is a plot. this is like kat talks about that one person that doesn't have a problem and says you won't believe what happened to me i went to bed and forgot to plug and my cell phone. what were you saying about fighting cancer? that's what they are doing. there pretending like who's upset. am i missing something? was their protest outside?

mostly peaceful protest outside of the building? was anderson followed to work? no one is saying that. they watched it to see trump a people who tuned in sod trump i then they're going to go see trump wherever he goes further not staying with cnn. so what you saw last night was the same thing they've been seeing. just say it. i get it, you had a marriage yo got it to where he needed to go he left you for a younger woman and then he comes back every so often and you let him in and yo let them have dinner and spend the night you wake up in the morning in he leaves. okay? it's your fault, stop letting him in you know, kat, the thing about it, why are they flipping out when nobody's mad? do you think they're doing this for the summer weekends and the hampton so that people when the come after them and say why did

you have trump on they said, bu you saw what he said. please, let's have another mimosa. >> first of all i would like to point out that my doorstep book has been on the new york times best seller list three weeks in a row. so i would actually really like it to make it a full month, but it's not going to be happening few people tell people it's a doorstop right it's a great gif for your mom or if your mom is like mine, bite for yourself right i should have worked in marketing, but it's very good and everyone. >> it if they haven't gotten it yet. i will say yes i agree with you but i would also say of course that's what they've been doing, but they see trump and they think that is the end of the country. they do that every time he come on the screen. they probably didn't even watch it. that's what they say, but kennedy is right. people point out it so hard to interview trump, but it actuall would be harder to interview biden because he so easily

steamrolled. you can be like where are you. that is too tough. >> every single week we have asked. town hall hall interview, whatever. >> bretz never afraid for it. >> we have an interview soon to. >> that is good for. >> did he it. >> we had a lovely dinner afterwards for it. >> had the best take. look at these linens. everything at that place is the best 50 get you know he does an incredible trump impression. it's actually here. >> we have more up next read th facts don't matter much for a reporter that is out of touch.

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to control the horses. in fact there a lot like the leaves lease that joe bite jill biden uses to control joe. like joel behar with her claws in a day old donut, brian can't let it go. >> the southern border is not just mexicans its agents, its africans as we have seen haitians being whipped with the reins on the horses. >> let me correct you right there because actually come wit the investigation concluded tha the whipping did not occur. >> i'm sorry, i saw it differen leap. they were whipped looped with rains from the horse. what i saw was totally different . >> i am going to leave you as corrected. >> where has she been? and she's so virtuous wearing

the mask five years into the en of a pandemic freight you know it's bad when you're getting corrected by a serial liar like me or just. there he is expressing his displeasure. at least he finally admitted publicly that he got it wrong. ryan stepped on it later tweeting the photo with the caption may be it's just me, i bet she still looking for the jussie smollett attackers. you are close minded incompeten dumbass , but no one told you that because you would cry racism. everyone thanks they're helping you, but lying to you but imagine what a better journalis you could be if people help to become one instead of the opposite right it's why i give pointers to write every single day. if it wasn't for me he would

still be rapping on street corners. >> we will get to that in a minute. >> that christmas party video will never disappear. >> i will be playing that at your funeral if you die before me which will happen because i will bury you in your sleep. >> all right, thanks, we'll be back after this. >> what could be the explanatio other than an ambivalence towar the truth like not bothering to do her research. >> the white house is trying to pull the president from the new york post, they are working har to be able to do that, there's basically a lot right now this is the white house can't do tha

we have to have a free and open press, if they are going to a think they should start with he because the most important thin is to tell the truth. not what you wish the truth was not what you thought you saw, also, she's a journalist which means she should be doing journalist, she should read the 500 page report they came out nine months after that photograph was published and al of these agents, the entire brigade was disbanded because o up misrepresentation. the photographer came out and said that didn't happen. it was a bad ankle, meanwhile people like maxine waters are saying it's worse than slavery. there are plenty of bad things happening and this country plenty of racial disparities that exist, she should go cover those. >> do you think she was being serious, like her way she thinking like she thought it wa still real. >> i feel like there's a recurring theme on this episode. and this case, two points on

this one. one, obviously, that mask with the glasses fogged of the glasses so she can't see it's a little blurry, soap may be this doing devices for the horses is not a whip, but here's the thing , she won, we're talking about it at one time she was a political journalist, now she i doing the one thing unfortunately networks and this country we see it every time, a soon as you it was haitians in africans, here we go. and they are being whipped, and that everyone stopped. the positive things when he finally admitted it, but it shouldn't have took that coming from her. he should have a press conference apologizing because he ruined their lives, their families lives, what we've talked about it over in over again, that's not good enough.

used incorrectly, where is your correction. where is the president of the united states correction. for her to bring that up like i said, she got her moment, we're talking about it she's back in the headline so maybe she will get picked up on a panel. not an awesome panel but the panel somewhere to talk about it . that is sad. thank you for finally saying something. >> what do you think, kat? >> i've been thinking this entire time about what was she doing all day before that? what exactly was she doing because reporters like you said they're supposed to do the research, she didn't even googl it perigee could've done that o the toilet. it would've been simple to know the answer two that question. if you don't do any work, and you ask whatever random questio i don't think you're even doing your job. and then her inclination after that should have been she shoul have been humiliated, she should've been so embarrassed i've made mistakes before,

whenever i make a mistake him s humiliated people i blow people 's phones up, instead she picks up her phone and she's like actually i want to try to spread the slide because knowin it matters here i want other people to believe this lie so i don't look bad. when you make a mistake, own up to it, it may be google it next time. >> people talk about living in different silos, but even liberals and democrats know thi story. you have to be really sequestered, you have to be on an island perhaps the epstein island to actually not know the story. >> to the point, president bide came out and said those agents were paid for their misconduct and said those images were horrific, this is the first tim we've heard the ministration deal with this at all and it wa kind of an aside so to your point, there's more that should've been set along time ago. >> may be she's an american her for forcing them to say it.

may be she's a secret genius an tricked him into saying it? you think that's possible? >> that would've been a better tweet afterward. >> i am so glad i got him to confess that this was wrong. >> aren't you proud of him for the aspiring little not let tha popped out from unsparing. >> that is so true. up next, the city takes away th right to judge workers based on height. about cashbackin. we're talking about cashbackin. we're not talking about practice? we're talking about cashbackin. we're talking about cashbackin. we're talking about cashbackin. not a game! we've been talking about practice for too long. -word. -no practice. we're talking about cashbackin. we're talking about cashbackin. i mean, we're not talking about a game! cashback like a pro with chase freedom unlimited. how do you cashback? chase. make more of what's yours.

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♪ >> greg: call me fat or short, and i'll see you in court. its true, your can't discriminate if you're a shrimp or overweight per the const making it illegal to employers to discriminate against someone featherweight or heights.

finally tyrus can get a job at jockeying at belmont park. it's funny because the horses dead. it really didn't happen, that's not real bright apparently only six of other peoples in one state have similar laws the lawmaker who sponsored the bill said he became aware of the issue after he put on 40 pounds during the pandemic lockdown. rather than try to lose the excess weight, he just wants everyone to accept his new shape . you can see he wants his cake and eat it too. that so he gained the 40 pounds in the first place. to get one counseling claims it will empower people to sue everyone and everything. maybe he's right, but the bill does include exception for jobs were height and weight were qualification for the job like my masseuse. don't bother answering the ad i placed.

i told you i don't want any mor pictures of jerry. but hr director say it's no surprise this law was passed is hiring standards are now making more room for the unfit, the unattractive, and the unqualified. tyrus, have you been discriminated against because o your size? >> not to my face. it's a stupid lock in with the nice thing about recognizing my dream is i have a trusty sidekick with me. >> let me see? what? that's greg and his trusty hamster. >> can you imagine him on hamster writing behind you? >> kat timpf does this mean you can be a plus size model finally

? >> that's a great idea. it saved your weight or your perceived weight. what are you talking about? i just think it's so crazy that instead of losing weight the gu is like i'm going to make it illegal to make fun of me. not all of us can do that, but he said any weight so technically you can't make fun of my skinny arms spread. >> i definitely violated the laws already. i just violated ten in their show alone part. >> everybody telling me to eat cheeseburger, your discriminate against me and you'll be receiving a cease and desist from my lawyer carried. >> what if you interview people and they are just incompetence, they are just that this person isn't qualified for the job. or maybe they spit uncontrollably. they could sue you. >> it seems like this was done by the trial lawyers.

they want to point out the association is the national association to advance fat acceptance. their words may be it seems lik to million. >> thank you, thank you for the laughter of. >> had to think at that number? >> they just make it up. >> think about the whole trans issue, we don't know how many trans there are, literal how many have had the surgery. to get i want to know how much of your personal fortune you pu into lobbying against the law. >> the only time short people

get discriminated against is on dates because there are people get know, there are many times frisky like where? >> don't tell him. >> it now i've been sworn to secrecy. >> how tall you? >> 5'9". >> [bleep] you. >> typically you just discriminated against her for being tall. >> this is a little different than the special report. >> if you're going to be a fireman of course you have to b a certain height, we've talked about that, and probably weight but what if you're in sales and marketing, you have to be attractive? >> what if you work at hooters for there are going to be such ordinary people at hooters. i don't know what that meant. it's for halloween.

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>> you're watching mailing it in . >> there is truth to that. >> welcome to mailing it in. i read in the wee poppa stretch armstrong armstrong in then pla with the goo. when you people have had at the time that we're big setbacks in life only to realize later that it opens the way for something better. what was yours? >> huge setback? >> that turned out to be a huge plus. >> glitzy. >> that time you met me in the parker. >> there was that time. and the vet other time we met i

the park frisky cute when you g down this road, it doesn't really work. i thought the first time i was on gutfeld it was a setback. and here i am. >> greg: i agree. kennedy? >> when i got fired as victoria's secret engine angel and decided to get my phd in biochemical engineering. >> that sounds like a great plo of like it you go girl movie that does not exist. >> that's right, fox nation.com right now and watch it. >> greg: i had a idea for approximate, famous lawns, but it's mixture of outdoor lawns and people named lawn all right tyrus, she didn't even give me

an answer. that was a fake insert. >> when i was a victoria's secret model and it didn't work out so i went to mit and got my degree degree in what was it again? >> phd in biochemical engineering. that makes sense because you're a dude. >> is what misogynist would say. >> unbeliever any pain, but lost . an open fire lot. probably the worst when i got the call that was going to be cut from football because of appendicitis. and then the phone hung again that's when the nurses bring yo the phone and the phone was lik hey, so i heard you in the hospital things aren't are really working out.

and then i told the nurse and she never brought me the phone again i would punch her. but it worked out, it worked out . >> kat, any setbacks? i don't think you've ever had any. >> chapter five, being dumped, being fired, having problems with a tube, my mom dying, my grandma dying, all amazing content for a best-selling book. >> into country music song. you just wrote the first half o a country music song. >> i'd love to hear it. >> panhandle smarty or marty, i love this guy, what fun or interesting fact about yourself do you think people wouldn't guess of you, here is something. >> what was the fun or interesting fact that people wouldn't guess about me? that i did a great job on special report. >> that was amazing, it was

impressive. we're still getting tons of mail . >> i was worried about how i'm going to be able to get home, there is going to be a mob of people unlike the beatles. >> the band. some people get confused. why did she compare herself to an insect? >> you have some very surprisin things for. >> i'm into fish husbandry husband ray, so i read exotic cichlids and my past time. i spend my time in there and no one's allowed in there. >> i'm afraid to what ask you because you're going to make something up. >> i don't make anything up. i'm a former victoria's secret model. >> i was there, hello. i'm a great kisser.

>> there is no story behind that . >> asked michael jordan. >> that is a story. did you ever make outlive michael jordan? >> no, but again were going dow that road. >> greg: fun or interesting fact, we know you can wrap. >> sugar hill game, i do know rappers delight. >> not an easy one to sing. >> baby got back also tough for karaoke. >> i like this straight out of compton with my windows rolled down. >> he did it once to try to be cool with me and then he woke u and i told him were not going t do that again. all right, we have another segment, let's make sure this one goes really well.

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maybe she's just bored out of her mind. and that's all she can do is have a few cocktails. do you think it's cocktails? kennedy, you're an expert in people being loaded at work. >> absolutely right. >> mean you worked at victoria' secret. >> you think we got through tha eating food? we did not. we started eating camel lights. that's right. i'm going to ask historian, hav we had drunk presidents in the past? heat grant had a few cocktails frickey gate that might've been overblown. you wrote the book on it. >> you know, i don't think it's alcohol. i think there is something else happening. >> benzos?

whippets? >> teaches carrying around a ba of whippets. >> wrong, wrong, wrong. vps spooking weed. and she's drinking. tomorrows, tomorrow, today my interview request is. asked her to do it over drinks freight it should be there. boxes of winds on the weekend w tell jokes and no one laughs at and they left before he even have time to make the face.

>> she wasn't doing that in the senate. she wasn't like that. she was never in her prosecutorial senate she is for it, but now i think she's right. >> this guy has caused him. not together. >> all right. a lot of crying. >> don't go away, we will be right back.

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>> greg: we are out of time. thank you to our guest in our studio audience! my name is great gutfeld and i love you, america. >> good evening and welcome to america's late news, fox news a night freight i'm trace gallagher in los angeles. breaking tonight, check the clock because title 42 has now officially been gone for one da and the border patrol union calls it the worst sustained disaster agents have ever witnessed freight that means a new assault on the u.s. border in migrants are being told by human smugglers that the border is open and easy. we are life in imperial beach, california with more on those. william, what is the very latest