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the influencinfle i hope i haver the good on these three beautiful kids. so it's the best gift just to be a mom. i don't need any other gifts. all right. that's it for us tonight. thank you all your moms, for watching and dads and everyone else in between. remember, it is america now and forever. else in between. greg gutfeld and greg gutfeld and the whole gang, they take it allg, t from here through. oh, yeah, yeah. all right. you know, it's friday. it's friday, which means firstis ,let's welcome tonight's guest. >> this bear doesn't in the woods. probably. oh, stop.prob special report.ab bretly bear.
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she's the only kennedy we want running for president and driving postum kennedy on fontx her ness editor. hebor book, number one bestsellr at doorstops .com fox news contributor audrey. he and before he leaned on it, it was just the regular tower and the my master's end of world heavyweight champion tyrus. oh. oh yeah. now that's what i call an allcaa star paneln . e. >> your face got my golf shorts. . >> oh, you're trying to geto use a game in the bar right beforeoe we get some news stories, it soe is friday. >> so let't's do this. greg's leftovers from. ftovers.
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>> yeah, it's leftovers wheree n i read the jokes w'te didn't use this week. and as always, it's my first time reading these. so ithf theyese so , i will disr a writer in front of you. >> yes. >> here we go . the national champion georgiavii football team will not be visiting the white house this year. e coachey the coaches say it wat because of any policy, but that they just couldn't understanuldd president biden's directions. >> seventy nine year old robert de niro welcomed hislcomo seventh child this week. >> s which means his girlfriend will now have to change to diapers t. yeah, clap. now, you wait 20 years. >> a homeless man namedan named brad innocent. eal that's great. definitely his real name. he was charged with a hate crime after he took a dump on a pride flag. a outside a manhattan bar.
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but since his name is innocent ,technically, they have to let him go .better d >> felt like that joke could have gone in a better direction. anyway, like he would have beene on house if it wasn't a pride flag, but it was a pride flag. >> so it's homeless. >> go . last week, cdc director rochelle walensky officially stepped down her own guidelines before returning home. she has to quarantin home she he for 10 to 14 days. job founw survey on job satisfaction has found that workers are happier than they've been in decades. ths said one woman has that dental hygiene school coming along. >> i look awesome. a new poll reveals donaldump is trump is leading joe biden by seven point biden bys and tod
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the news. biden said he wasn't worried. h he just needs a touchdown and a two point conversion. . an ohio judge has ruled that a trans woman did not commit indecent exposure in a female changing room. ent after the defense argued thh body fat covered the entire e area. >> proving sometimes it's less embarrassing to just plead guilty. . punk band some forty one announced this week. they're breaking up aftesome 41r twenty seven years together. the news was so big bothnoose s are heartbroken. >> why are we going afterm your some forty one ? what did they do to us? reports claim peloton is recalling over two millionn exercise bikes because of a defective seat post. >> sadly, this will leavens countless americans with nowhere to hang their clotheher boy, a website is offering pay to pay people a thousand dollars to binge watch alls movs
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of the fast and furious movies.s this despite the fact that the u.s. has a strict policy against torture. a man >> a man staying at a hotel, ton nashville woke ud p at five a.m. to find the night manager on his toes. when asked to comment, hesleep said , i'm just glad i felonl asleep on my stomach. >> okay, finally, finally, finally, this week, l president biden's approval ratig 36%, a jaw droppin prompting secret service to change his code namsecret set light. >> all right. well, that's it. so with their ratings inn th despair, they put trump onheat
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the air and now they're taking heat for having hihavingm in hit seat , which means it's time for at cnn. we lie and we hide in fear behind our garbage on screen. by far the worst thing you've seen to change our fauci we all trump our show. does. nice. well done.g: all right. cnn is still recovering from their super magnificent, presi totally amazing town hallde with president trump this week. true. its week true i is every bit asl as a street festival isun pompei for you history fans during it every one saw the former president mop the floor with moderator caitlin collins in mop front of a home crowd
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who welcomed him like ganga'sha con on father's day. her's da he had a lot of kids. yeah, he did good. here, give not by much, butcait, poor kaitlin first-day f gave hr six months with don lemon and now this. it makes. me wonder, did she run goer her boss's dog at this point, she should just go into hiding and change her name back to bruce. sorry, caitlyn. anyway, this was this waster. before the town hall, and this was her after cnn didn't fare much better. o bad cnn came out looking so bad. actually , people are calling that the cnnem of news networks. that's really funny.that i criticized fros m the left and mocked by the right, human r cotton swab, anderson coopersodi
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tried to defend his network's decision to have trump on. fro i wonder who was thalastt man you were so upset to hear from last night? ? >> that man you wethat man you were so upset to hear from last night. >> h f nighte ma my be president of the united states in less than two years. and that audiencn that dience tt you , that's a sampling of about half the countrabout h they are your family members, your neighbors, and they are m voting. th >> and many said they're votinen for him. that mang , he who cannot be named, appearing on the network. no one wants to watch. mmies th even the dummies at cnn can't resist a ratings gold of the orange man. cooper was so shocked it turned his hair even wider, now wider than a neighborhood watch. in martha's vineyard. >> i wonder, do cnn viewersvinea have every right to berd outragd and angry and never watch the network again? you have every right to be outraged and angry. twork agai >> never watch this network again. but do you think staying in your silo and only listening to people you agree with is going to make that persoat n
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go away after last night?la none of us can say i didn't kno know what's ouwht there. >> i didn't know what's coming . i didn't know what's coming. the same thing they said about jeffrey toobin. >> oh, never over.s never over. it does take a while. it does take a while.ver fo you know, never forgetrg, remember, never forget. >> who's the real hero here, brad ? >> is it me by the a great job tonight with cat on "special report". >> yeah. wow. yeah. it finally happened to finally happened when when you guys got t over the debt ceiling. i thought i thought you were going to leave, get up he almo and leave. >> well here aid bect home haus did because you were like you should be hosting. you did such a good job. >> it only took three years to go there. three years. ys you >> listen, when anderson cooper
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says you have every right not to watch the channel, you knowh ,everybody has the right.licker they have the clicker right. l. they can change the channel.e ha yeah.ndwrin the hand-wringing is really been something to watcn h, hasnt it? >> no, ihot is .e it's incredible. it's as though the lastr ex five years or so neveris existe. and this is all new to them. th and so what they end up doing f is they keep puttingor their viewers through the same torture because they realltheyy they're reliving the experience without any progress. >> it's weird. > it's very strange.ome ro it is very strange. i mean, we went through some rough times and then cnn said , hey, hold my moka. yes, they sure did.d my i don't know why i said to cnn they don't drink beer. yeah, it's true. my well, you've got a bud light or two . i'm not sure they drank it, though. kennedy, how are you ? , how ful. thank. did you watch this town halle yr and what were your thought ts and now how do you feel aboutth cnn's kind of reaction? no, i haond i had friends sendio clips in real time, and oneas of them was just a random clip that said she named her cat.
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i'm like, well, that's all you need. so what it shows, the reason they're so upset is because s joe biden can't do this.upse joe biden can't t come to fox and have a town hall wherehall he's confronted with all of hiss failures and misdeeds and conflictailures of interest with his family. and god knows how many g foreigd nationals and different countries, because he wouldwo melt intuld nto a sad elderly p. that cannot happen, wouldt i wo be great. i mean, i would love iulve funid the president of the united states could withstand something like that. and you could fill this entire audience with democrats wouldo n be fine. a that's never going to be that's never going to happen. and i think that's why they're so upset, because they wouldn't be mad if he lostt ,ithf he was fascial ,e disgraceful, that would be a massive victory. that's not what happened. yeah. they're also tirhas, cnn. >> you could comment on this or not, but they're actually g the that town hallssia to russia, saying that it was
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obvious that donald trump was like influenced by by putin because he wouldn't call him a war criminal. it's like they still have still trump derangement runningent ru through their blood vessels. >> one twentnny four seven . r that >> what's the scientific term for? oh, it was the best night of tvk the network has had in h months years, years. >> so since blackfish really. yeah, i , i feel like this is a. plot. this can always talks about the one friend who doesn't really have kata problem and will interrupt you like oh you won't believe what happened to me. i went to bewon'pened tod, i fog in my cell phone. my whole morning was completely screwed up. yeah.ying a what werboute you saying about fighting cancer? at's that's what cnn is doing. right.ng like wh they're pretending like there was this. who's upset? yeah. am i missing something? was their protest sounds lik
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e mostly peaceful protest outsidea the building was andersocefun followed to work by democrats going, how could you how could no one saying that they watched se it to see trump ? the people who tuned in sawo go trump , and then they're going to go see trump wherever he s goes. ump whereve goesthey're not sta so whaw t you saw last night wag the same thing they've been seeing. just say it. .ay i get it you had a marriage. he lef you got him to where he neededr to go. he left you fowomar a younger woman. and then he comes back every so often and you let him in, s you let him have dinner, you let him spend the night, and you wake up in the morning and he leaves. okay, it's your fault. stop letting him in. >> yeah, it's okay. you know, cat, it's tigresses thing about like, why are they flipping out when nobody's mad ? do you think they're doing thids for the summer? you know, the summer weekendsd h in the hamptons. so that, so that people whenwhy
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they come after them and go, why did you havedi trump onu anderson cooper? >> butsaid you saw what i said.. please let me have another mimosa. >> okay, first of all, i would my justdo like to point out thatk my doorstep book has been on the new york times bestsellern the new list for three weeks in in a row. so i would actually really likee it to make it a full month. but that's not going to be happening. if you tell people it's a doorstop, it'spepeople a veryd book. it's a great gift fo r your mom or if your mom's like mine, buy it for yourself. i shouldn't work in marketing, but it's very good.very i'm very proud of it. and everyone should get it if i they haven't gotten it yet. and i will say, yes,yo i agree with you, but i would also say's it's of course, that's whate ben they're doing. so that's what they've been doing. right. coey see trump and doieyee trume ,thiuns is the end of the country. this is the endthey of the democracy. they do that every tim d e hewa comes on the screen. they probably don't even watch it. they probably even know what happened because that's what they say. but kennedy is right. people point out, ohke, it'snneo hard to interview trump becausev he steamrolls people, but it'sia
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actually would be harder, i think, to interview biden because he is so easilstyeamrol steamrolled. >> you could be like, where are you ? >> that's too tough. by the way. we ask every week. every single week we've asked.ke yeah, yeahd.. int and whole intervieerviw, whatev. and he finally said yes. so that's right. yes. oh, yes. >> there is no steamrolled brit bear. no, he's never afraid. yeah.>> we have an interview soon.intere oh that's good. didn't seem real you know.. no, no. we had a lovely dinner though afterwards we had the best steak steak to look at. these linens are amazing. everything at that place is the best. >> you know, brad does ane do incredible trump impression. >> let me see it. let me hear it.y here it's absolutely huge. right. hey, you . mor we got more , bret. up next, facts don't matter much for a reporter who's outrer tof touch.
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and holds up to heavy traffic. let fresh air in, keep bugs out available at a retailer near you . thank you . her comments on immigration were a complete fabrication. truen we hack with no brains int migrants were beaten with rains . i speak of white house correspondent for the grio and msnbc contributor april ryan , who won't give updefunct on the debunked claim that border agents with migrants back in 2020 one . >> you remember the photo? it's the one the media and thebr white house jumped on demanding border agents be punished before an investigation concluded. >> it was noting that those arel
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just rheins to control the horses in fact, they're a lot like the leash joe biden uses to control joe , but like joy behar with her claws inonut a day old donut, ryan can't let it go .outhern the southern border is not just mexican immigration. it's africans, as we've seen, particularly with that issue. haitiawith the haitians being whipped, with the rainss. of the horses. but what is there? well, le>>t me l just correcte e you right there, because actually the investigationome wh concluded that the whipping did not occur. >> i'm sorry. .i saw iti saw it differently. they will react with something from the horse range, maybehe hr give the video what the picturee was fixed of .ifferent >> what i saw was totally different. i'm sorry. yeah, i'm going to leave you as a corrected. >> where the the is she? bendit hopefully. and she' and she's so virtuous wearing
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the mask five years enjoy a pan the end of a pandemic.deu you know, it'skn badow when you're getting corrected by a serial liar like my yorkeys. r t >> here he is expressing his displeasure. >> wow. but at least he finally admitted publicly that he got it wrong. but ryan still kepong.t on latew tweeting the photo with the caption, maybe it's just e, ing fo but i bet you still lookinr g fr justice. marlette's attackers. >> but let me pause here for some breaking news, ryan . it is just, you know, but you are a closed minded, minded incompetent dumb. it's just that no one had the nerve to tell you the truth because you would cry racism, b and that's what about wokingham. everyone around you thinks they're helpinracism g you by lying to you. im a betteagrhat journalist you could be if people actually helped you become one instead of the opposite. it's why i give pointers to brad baer every single day.
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if it wasn't for me, he'd still be rapping on streetcorner how to play the rock and roll song. we'll get to that in a minute. t tthat christmas party video will never disappear. it will never die as long will as i'm here, i will be playing. now, we playing that atdie your funeral. ifbefore you die before me, wh. will happen because i was murdered you when your sleep'lle okay. yeah, right. thanks. we'll be back after this. yes. this. >> ketanji. d be the >> what is what could be your ea explanation other than anan ambivalence towards the truth. like not bothering to do more research. >> that's a reporter. okay, so is the whitetr housey is trying to pull the press credentials from the new york post and they're workingrking hi to be able to do that.se there's basically a law right we
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now that says the white house can't do that. we have to have a free and opens press. thinut is,f they are going to , i think they should start with her. is to h, because the most important thing is to tellnot wt the truth. that's numbe wr one , not what you wish the truth was, not, what you thought you saw. also, which, journalist means she should be doingshe sh research. she should read theou five hundred paglde report thatc came out nine months after that photograph was published. r that and all of these agents,, the entire brigade was disbanded because of a misrepresentation. the photographer came out and said that didn't happen. it was a bad angle. people meanwhile, people like maxinet' waters are saying it's worse than slavery. yeah, there are plenty of badins things happening in this country. there are plenty of racial disparities that still exist.shh >> she should go covered thoseod ,you know. >> do you think she was being like she actually or was she faking like she thought it was still real? >> i feel like we have, like, reoccurring theme on this episode. >> it's the episod e. >> so in this case, i think
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two points on this one . one obviously, mask with thesesg glasses is fogged up the glasses, so she can'asses se it's a little blurry. so maybe the steering devices for the horses is not is not a whip, but here's the thing. she won. we're talking about it. she's back in grace's eye. at one time, she wasnalist, a political journalist. now she's doing the one thing,ts unfortunately, that works in this country. we see ievery tit every time. as soon as you put grace because she set it up, ithere w is haitians and africans are like, here we go .e and they're being whipped. so it's that everyone stop the positive thing was americayt finally admitted it, but it shouldn't took that coming from her. he should had a press conference apologizing to those men and women who serve in b the border because he literalle ruined their lives, their family's lives, like we've talked about overives, and overwh.
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that's not good enough. yeah, you stand corrected. no. where is your correction? rrectn where is the president united states correction, who literally ruined thesef i people's lives?, she and for her to bring that up, like i said, she got her moment. we're talkinwe're g about it.e she's back in the headlines. so maybe she'll get picked up on it. she'll be on a panel, not allut star panel, but she'll be on a panel somewhere to talk abouta it. that's what's sad. thk you for finally saying something, brah. >> yeah. you what do you think, cat? well, i just been thinking thiss entire time about what was sheg doing alall dal day before that. >> like what? what exactly was she? ke >> because i thought reporters, like you said, they're supposed to do the research. n goog >> she didn't even google it.ldo like she could havnee done that on the toilet. the , she it would have been very simple to know the answeron to that question. >>. so you don't do any work. you just ask whatever random question. i don't think that you're evenin doing your job and then her inclination after that should have been i mean, she should have been humiliatedshshould . she should have been soade mist
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embarrassed. i've made mistakes before. whenever i make a mistake,akes o i'm so humiliated. i blow people's phones off like, are you mad at me?ple don't hate me.ne i'm so sorry. instead, she picks up her phone and she's like, actually , i want to tr ty to spread this i lie because i'm the only one kn who matters here. and i want to try to get otherlk people to believe this lie just, so that i don't look bad. you made a mistake. admit it, own up to it i and maybe google google it. may bethe next time.time it is amazing.e talk a i mean, people talk about living in different silos, but this is like even like even libe liberals and democrats know this story. rea you have to be you havlle to bye really sequestered. islanyou have to be on an islap perhaps epstein's island, to actually not know thisy. story. >> to this point, though, president biden came >> and said that those agents will pay for their misconduct and said those images were horrific. we'ves the first time heard the administration deal with this at all. >> true at all.d it and it was kind of an aside in a question. so to your point, i mean, there's more that should haveag. been said a long time ago. >> maybe>> she's a may bn amerio
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mar forcing him to say something. >> maybe it was a trick. mayb ae she's a secret genius ad tricked him into saying it. do you think that's possible? that i leave that forwould' the audience? that would have beeneen a a ber tweet afterward. yeah. gotcha. i'm so glad i got my yorkies to confess that this was wrong, wouldn't you ? proud of him for sprouting him f little nuts. >> let's for once. yes, yeah.e no yeah. yeah. sparin they popped out one . yeah. just so true.takes anyway, upaw next, a city takes away the right to judge workers away the right to judge workers based on that two pointal. nine percent.
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any more pictures of jerry, buta directors say it's no surprise i that this law was passeds ring a as hiring standardnds are now unking more room for the unfit, the unattractive and the atunqualified. tyrus, have you beenainst be discriminated against because of your size ? >> out to my face, yeah. oh, but you know, it's a stupid . but the nice thing about thing o recognizing my dream of finally beinut recognizig a jockey is it alone. >> i have a trusty sidekick>> lt with me. >> let me see what terry that's greg and his trusty hamster.usty can imagine him on a hamster running behind, going to some tire. >> so, cat, does this mean kat m you can be a plus sized model? that's a great idea. ly
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>> it is , because it said your weight or your perceived weight . t are you talking about? i just think it's so crazy that instead of losing weight, the guys like i'm goin g to makm it illegal to make fun of it.e. yes. not all of us can do that. te >> but it also said any weight.n so actually , technically, of skinnyinny armn of my arms. that's true.s oh, i definitely violatered ita. laws a i know when 30 laws already i violate at least i just violated ten . par yeah.t. in this show alone, everybodylim was told me to eat a cheeseburger. you actually are discriminating against me and you'll, yo be receiving cease and desiste t from my lawyer. >> it's cannibal lawyer brad . it's like what if you're interviewing people and they are just in competent s ,they're just you could tells that this person is notd for qualified for the job, butth they also happen to be overweight or short or maybe they they spit uncontrollably. >> they could they could sueould you . so is like it seems like this we by the trial lawyers because it's lawsuit arama after this.tn
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but i want to point out that the association is the nationali association to advance fat aca now.ce, naphth >> and i didn't know there was such an organization. it says there are two million new yorkers impacted by size discrimination. s ma >> really? i two million? two million maybe. it seems like two million. well, it's four million affected by . thank you . thank thank you fo yr the four million people affected by sitting next to the two million. stop doing that. ridiculous. how do they how do they get? that number?>> they just they just make it up. did they call is there any number to call? i mean, think about the whole trans issue. we still don't even know how many trans there are,e ar how many literal trans who've actually had to serve. we don't know anything about these numbers, candy. no, the number that i want to know is how much of your personal fortune you put into lobbying for this law thatag people can no longer discriminate against you . >> i often wonder the only time >>mean, the only say that the time short people sho get discriminated against is on
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yes. and then that other time we mete in the park. down t >> what, when you go down thisry road it doesn't really work. thank you very much. i was just telling you meant i thought the first time i was on gutfeld was a setback, but i'm back. >> hey, and here i am. i agree. i agree, candy. when i got fired as a victoria's secret angel and then decided to go to mit and get my ph.d. in biochemicalt engineerin mg, that sounds like a great plot of like a you go gl go girl movie that does not exist. let's write it. vaccination or vaccination .com right now. watcox natioh this weekend, i hn idea for fox station famous lawn's, but it's like a mixat of like outdoor lawnsoor lawn and people named lawn, like losn chaney. all right, iris, she didn'tl even give me an answer.
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that was a fake answer. what was it? that turned into a plus when i was a victoria's secret's angel? it didn't work out. so i went to mit and gotree my degree. >> and what was it again? end biochemical engineering. thah. and see, that makes sense because you're dude, is misogynist, which is what a misogynist would say. but said setbacks, setbacks are. you know, i'm a firm believer that you need pain, losslost and failure. those are the best teachers in the world. >> and i've been fired a lot, pr probably the the worst was when i got probably got the call that i was going to be cut from football because of appendicitis, because it's not covered the nfl players union act. and was sitting. in the hospital that day and thentn the phone rang again. >> thie was is whes liken the no bring you the phone and the phone was like, hey, the so i d you're in the hospital. >> things are really working out like. and then
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and then i told the nurse ifshee she ever brought me the phone again, that i would punch her. but i doubt it worked out. you know, you're going to have setbacks in life. but, yeah, ketanji setbacks. >> i don't think you've everany. had any right. >> chapter five , four , five . there you go. d, havke, okay, being dumpe being fired, spending five weeks of the tube, having complications with the tube reversal on january 6th, my mom dying, my grandmmoa dying, our dog dying. alternative amazing content foro a best selling book and a country music song. >> you just wrote the firscounte half of a country music song.r t >> i'd love to see it. all right. panhandle smartie or maadi.. i love this guy. what fun or interesting factut about yourself. do ydo you think people wouldn't guess of you? here's something, cat, thamethit you can be positive about. >> what's a fun or interestingeu fact? people wouldn'n ort guess of met that i did a great job jial rept on "special report". yeah, that was amazing.
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it was impressive. yeah. we're still getting it. we're still getting tons. of mail. goknow you cried. i was worried about how i mightt be able to get home time goi to maybe be mobbed with people. i'm likeng t m the beatles. e >> yes, you are the band.and. yeah. some people get confused. why dh why did she compare herself to an insect kairis thereou hav you have some very surprising little hobbiese and things. h >> yeah, i'm in the fish husbandry. yes. so i breed exotic cichlids.i rei in my past time in my home. >> so i have a giant zoo in the back of my house with all my fish and reptiles and stuff, and i spend my time in there on and no one's allowed in. >> is that amazing? the i like quiet. yeah, that's your ship in a bottle. right? what kennedy, i'm afraid to askw you , because you're going to make somethinhag i'm not andi have to make anything up. >> all right.hing former victoria's secret. i was there. hello.model. yeah, angel. i'm a great kisser. yeah, but there's no there's noh
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story behind that. >>in michael jordan. >> there's plenty. >> that >> oh, that is a story. >> brad , did you ever make out? with michael jordan? no, i never have. but again, we're going dowo, bun that road. fun or interesting fact.g i mean, we already know you can rap sugarhill gang. yeah. brought them to the christmas party. i do know rapper's delight. yeah. that was one of his rap songs. hey, man. it's not an easy one to sing, baby got back .. >> also very tough. don't do i>>t at b karaokeab. i just like to sing the entire nwa album straight out of compton with my windows rolled down. >> he did it once. he did it once to try to beup cool with me. when he wokean up,d i i toltod we're not going to do that again. all right. >> we have another segment. >> let's make sure this
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>> i'll have what she's having. my mother used. she would give us a hard time sometimes and she would say to us, i don't know what's wrong with you young people. you think you just fell out of a coconut tree. you exist in the context of all in which you live and what came before you . >> i grew up here. what what's going on , harakat? job security made sure if i would if i did that, i wouldn't be able to do that many words before they put the little hook around me and carted my off to rehab. >> yes, there is a could do that. >> it's incredible. i actually admire it. i like the fact that nobody responded and it didn't stop. >> so when know the venn diagrams, the yellow school buses, the sayings from mom and then the laugh, it really
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does not work. >> work. but there's a part of you that knows she would be a barrel of laughs at happy hour, right? >> maybe so. yeah. the storage. >> maybe she is that's maybe bor she's just bored out of her mind. edher mindand that's all she co, is have a few cocktails. do you think it's cocktails,er candy? you're an expert in peoplet in loaded being loaded at work. absolutely right. i mean, you worked at mean yo a victoria'su secret.>> >> do you think we got through that eating food? we did notat . you know, it was amphetaminerten and carmelites. we got real. that's right. so i'm going to ask a historian, brad , have we had drunk presidents in the past? >> you know, grant had a few thi cocktails, allegedly, but that also might have been overblown. >> you know, you wrote the booko . i did. but, you know, i don't think it's alcohol. >> i think there is something else happened. so i'm not sure that those whippets know whippets doesn't
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carry around a bag of imhoff. carry on bag of whizbang. what is it wrong. >> wrong. but the vp smoking weed and she's drinking. she's drinking. so my tomorrow is tomorrow. yesterday's today. oh, must be for my interview request. >> is doing. >> it's doing all right. yeah.. yes. ask her to do it over drinks and she'll be there. yeah. what if, what if she's just naturally that she's hammered. gutfeld for those of us who have moms used to drink boxes of red wines win on the weekend, we kno on wone g they tell jokes that nhso l one laughs at and they laugh before you eveen n have time to make the face.
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>> but she wasn't doing that in the senate. guy benson pointed that outwasn last night. haley, she went sh't lthe wasn'e that. yeah. you know, when she was never ina her prosecutory senate she questioning, she always seemed very cogent. but now it's liks for e i think he's right. >> have you seen her boss? yeah, this guy has caused ketanji to do not together. . all right. a lot of crying and darksmoke. yes. don't go away.right back we'll be right back . i hope you seriously have got to put your life on the line that be worse than anything else in this world . why would you not want to be all right? last go standing is taking ten lowriders. one of them will earn the right to be the last cowboy standing. it's the biggest the sport has
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