happen to me, especially in a sorority in a space for women. >> having that person take that away from us is not okay. >> laura: it is a shocking, powerful story. tune in tomorrow at 10:00 p.m. eastern. it is america now and forever. we are going to keep fighting for it and "gutfeld!" and the entire gang, they our next. ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] >> greg: all right. that is not true, but i will take it. yes. yes. yes. yes. yes. closer. closer. happy monday, everyone. so far, over 2 million bucks has been raised for daniel penny's defense. [cheers and applause]

millions to save a penny. it sounds like a typical democrat social program. [laughter] but it is good news. still, is it a match for the mob, the mop that disrupted subway service and started all over the death of a violent, mentally ill homeless man. they five of a lunatic on the f train. even though this that guy was a menace, better at impersonating mike marsden michael jackson, they will make him seem like a martyr and race will play a starting role. even though they were teaming up to protect innocent passengers from a raging lunatic, to more on then grace peters, that can only mean one thing, white supremacy. if the case does not go their way, prepare for the apocalypse on your streets.

he was a violent mess. i see him every day usually outside cnn headquarters. [laughter] if you ask the media, he was a talented entertainer. that is like saying john wayne gacy was a clown. he was. mental illness can make you a victim but also a victimizer and in nearly's case, there's a good chance when he punched a few senior citizens, he did it because he felt like it. there was help for sure, billions in social programs but what happened there, it is a scam. the practice of manipulating public policy to increase profits. if hobless is actually get better, the profits shrink so you got to give that problem alive. it is really how the democratic party exists, keep people living at subsistence level and they will have to rely on us forever. after 42 choirs, neely should have been locked up. 180 strikes and you are still not out of law. so he roamed loose because the

left sees dollar signs in sorrow, they unload these maniacs on the asylum called the subway. these [bleep] will never be caught dead on, pun intended. neely was on nyc's list of the top 50 people in dire need of help. yet, the government makes lists of people they are not helping. isn't that the phone book? [laughter] but the homeless service industry is indeed an industry, the bellagio threw ability to thrive nyc with his wife as the boss. he heard the most qualified person he was married to. and surprised it got worse. the money flows up and knocked down. nothing was thriving but salaries. they threw another 250 million to the department of homeless services and of course, things got worse. so you had more homeless criminals roaming the transit. no one wants to mess with them but they will mess with you

surely. that is where penny and others step in. new yorkers are supposed to look out for each other cannot look away. but do that and you will be looking for a lawyer. bragg charged him in city -- and city hall must have known. so bright and the mayor bent over for a few performance protesters and they were indeed performance. the subway event had to be staged because there's no way those kids jumped onto a life subway track and stayed there without knowing the train would not turn them into ground chalk. the post they are zombies but they are not literal zombies. maybe i'm wrong. the poetry centers needed police to be involved because no cops were present when nearly died so they needed conflict on the streets between protesters and cops. inner turf the media always embraces. so the jury will hear that story. aoc and others will push the lynching narrative has received wisdom. she wants to pull the lever for the electric chair like it is a beer tap. but they run into a problem. real people who take the subway. anybody else who just wants to

get to their date with a minimum of hassle. we have to fight this. we have to support daniel penny. not against jordan neely but against the alvin bragg players and eeocs of the world and the dividers who tear us apart by telling us that after all, racism has long torn up as a part. >> president biden: racism has long torn us apart. the most dangerous terrorist threat is white supremacy. i'm not saying this because i'm at a black hbcu. i say it wherever i go. >> greg: you said it because you were there you bozo. how does that help wax or whites? it is not meant to. the fighting people just makes them easier to conquer which helps the red seeking crooks who make money. joe is telling black rats they are facing invisible white devils and that is a lie. you call white people the devil

and you are half right but it is the half blacks who keep voting. even when lucifer yourself comes to your graduation and lies to your face. [applause] >> greg: she puts the war in wardrobe, former state department spokesperson, morgan ortega. he takes his prune juice shaken not stirred. former operative mike maker. [cheers and applause] she has got more fake hair than a dollhouse daycare. fox news contributor catch and. [cheers and applause] his biceps they takes two weeks. my sidekick and the heavyweight champion, tyrus. [cheers and applause] mike, it is true. you are like the james bond for

the villages. [laughter] >> i'm a very popular at the villages. >> greg: i'm sure you are. your clothes are caught off. >> i will be signing autographs. >> greg: what is your solution besides moving to idaho, where you live? you know how the media is framing this. are we heading for another huge riot in like seven months? >> yeah, well, yes, let it heat up a little more on the streets. it is really such a sad, tragic situation, right? this is again one of those no win. nobody wins here at all. jordan neely should not have died. daniel penny did not need to kill him. reasonable people can agree to those things. right? but the problem is that the city, new york city does almost nothing for the mental health issues of a vast number of people out on the streets. much less the homeless as you pointed out. so does i can't really speak to that. what i can't speak to is the fact that president biden, has

just lost the plot. you should always is a good things. maybe give him credit but there's something about president biden, his inability to push back against the really hard base that he is pandering to, for him to go to a historically bl black college ad say he is not pandering is absurd. he does it currently and it is nothing but divisive and he then wants to talk about how he is a unifier. i'm really done with his position. the problem is he appears to be heading towards 2024 and we are going to be talking about it for a while. >> greg: yeah, what do you think, morgan? what is worse, him saying what supremacy is the newborn domestic threat which is not true or how the media is shaping this case into something that will ultimately explode on the streets? >> they are both bad. i do think that the media is not waiting on this and trying to turn it into a race controversy because enough people sort of believe what mike just said,

that it was a terrible tragedy and that is why this marine has raised over $2 million now online to come to his defense. and so i don't know that the media can get away with it. it is sort of like rinse and repeat, the new cycles that they do and i think it is hard to perpetrate that. i, like mike could have spent my career worrying about threats to the homeland and things that could be dangerous to all of us, things that could attack us and i spent my whole career doing this and i'm old enough to remember the chinese spy balloon, i'm old enough to remember. [laughter] the fall of kabul or the record number of terrorists that are apprehended at our border that are on the terrorist watch list. these are the things that i worry about everyday as initial security professional and so the president is just flat out lying and pandering to an audience that -- and dividing as. >> greg: kat, what do you have to say about the commencement address? or you may speak about the subway if you wish. >> kat: i do kind of want to talk about the subway because i think that some people are not

talking about the fact that there were people on the subway calling 911 before this confrontation even happen. and people were watching who have not spent time on the new york subway. the bar is so high for what would actually make you call 911. >> greg: that is a grade point. or two people who have not been here might not realize. what you can expect to see on a normal day on a subway and be like, well, that again. there's another penis. >> greg: i would not call the cops if a guy was exposing himself or pooping. >> kat: i saw a woman take your pants off, [bleep], and lay d down. i saw a guy and one time managing a balletti gushing buddy, with a wad of 20-dollar bills. that is definitely a guy who does crimes. then i got out. you get up and you go about your day and it is not good. i'm not saying it is a good thing, and it has gotten a lot

worse than it was. the things that you accept without calling 911 is just an forcefully normal, discussing life on the subway. there's something to be said for the fact that this was different because that is a different action for new yorkers to be taking. >> greg: nobody ever calls. >> kat: no. >> greg: tyrus, thoughts? >> tyrus: i have two thoughts on this one. first of all, this -- i loved your monologue and thank you. number one. but you always, it is just -- you really look for the best in some of the worst people. they saw the opportunity. >> kat: absolutely. >> tyrus: because they got an opportunity. we will not be having this conversation if the marine was not white. let's just say it, period. once they then saw that it was a white man who had the rear naked choke on a black man, that is when the mob said, gotcha. and they came out. not saying anything -- the two that were holding hands, or those co-conspirators?

are they going to be arrested? you know? everyone else that was in the subway, in the lunchbox, that is why i don't ride the subway. i don't fit. you know what i'm saying? i don't. so all the people on that hot lunchbox that were terrified and afraid, are they all going to be arrested, too because they did not do anything? again, what they were hoping for and what they want is they want another george floyd moment. the problem was he is an ordinary white citizen who used to be a marine. if he was a police officer, day with -- fundraising going. and that is what they are really upset about. but the timing on this, again, this happens. it is national news now. everyone wants to talk about it. we are not talking about hunter anymore. we are not talking about the debt ceiling anymore. we are not talking about china and more. we'll talk about this. and lo and behold, the president's beach is about what? what is the most interesting in this country? apparently weitman. so you got the president saying this and this sport -- pour

bastard, do you know how many when he is we see of the subway where a woman is calling for help and screaming for help. whispering, please help me. please help me. no one did anything. the brother that stood over and beat the asian woman to the damn near death. finally men are back and did something. is it unfortunately lost his life? yes. he took that was when he decided to attack, threaten and do those types of things. i think -- i love the speeches where everyone comes out. where were the family when this sport man was walking the subways, arrested 40 times? [cheers and applause] >> it really is not talked about. if you took the subway car that one car, where daniel penny was, and the idea that he was doing

it f for racist motives, you thk he stood around and said, i'm going to protect just the white people. >> greg: or i'm going to get into this car because i plan on killing this person. the odds of that happening are very low and i'm a scientist. okay, we got to move on. up next, kia and hyundai need legal advisors because their cars lack immobilizer's. wow, that is a tease. bout practice? no... cashbacking. word. we're talking about cashbacking. cashbacking. cashbacking. cashback like a pro with chase freedom unlimited. how do you cashback? oh booking.com, ♪ i'm going to somewhere, anywhere. ♪ ♪ a beach house, a treehouse, ♪ ♪ honestly i don't care ♪ find the perfect vacation rental for you booking.com, booking. yeah.

♪ ♪ >> greg: if your car be fle fleeting, should you sue aaron. [laughter] it must be the manufacturer's called. baltimore, a city bike, has joined other cities assuming automakers kia and hyundai alleging a string of car thefts are the result of poor security systems. that is really funny because i

thought car thefts were the direct result of car thieves. [laughter] silly me. the suit states that both companies failed to equip their vehicles with industry standards immobilization technology. or perhaps they exhume the -- assumed the cars were too ugly to be stolen. it is why "the view" never gets kidnapped. [laughter] [applause] nowel -- [cheers and applause] that you would applaud that. the spike of steps came after videos showing how to swipe the cars using only a screwdriver and a usb drive. attorneys general in 18 states called for a recall of theft from cars. -- saft prone cars, it is on them. while the company's loss of the software update -- upgrade, should alleviate the problem but baltimore is a city run by democrats.

all of them. and all of them are struggling with spikes in crime. if you want to stop criminals, sue companies that did not break the law. they are much easier to punish than those pesky violence. because they returned their paperwork on time. if only we could sue these politicians for the destruction of their cities. it will be the first temperatures as for a change of venue to avoid getting killed. for more, let's go to our automotive expert. >> oh! >> give me that. >> greg: oh. he is really depressed now. don't laugh at him. morgan, this is pretty funny. should cities also sue, like, sue womenswear companies for short skirts? >> i hope not. considering what i have on. >> greg: holy team only. >> isn't it hyundai -- how do

you pronounce it? >> greg: i have never said that word before in my life. >> you are way too boujee for a kia. i hate driving. are not very good at it. >> greg: that is not a stereotype about women. >> i know. [laughter] i stepped right into that one. >> greg: i know! [laughter] >> but the first two bits of our show or about democrat-run cities who have defended the police and so now they are going to blame people for trying to help others on the subway. they are going to blame you for driving the wrong car. we can actually increase the number of police, increased security instead of trying to blame the people making these things. if you go into cvs and leave the show, if you go there, there's a cvs. they have the dove soap. are we going to start suing the

deodorant maker and the toothpaste manufacture? determine if they don't lock it up, you can sue them. you again, i think by now -- my analogy is suing womenswear companies for short dresses. >> tyrus: i get it. we have to find out how the cars were dressed before they were stolen. was the kia showing too much tire? >> greg: yeah. [laughter] see what was under the hood. [laughter] >> kat: , do that all night. buy american. that is number one. number two, kia may be, inserting a rod while in their -- brought ryler in there. the ignorance of just the league so it is cars fault for getting stolen. guns' fault for shooting people. what are the two things that the gun cars have in common? [bleep] people.

start blaming people. [cheers and applause] and to the good people of kia, start making cars with turtlenecks so it will be sending the wrong signals. >> greg: [laughs] yeah. cap, this reminds me, didn't we do a story about a guy who sued mcdonald's for making him fat? >> kat: we did. a better analogy would be a guide getting his secretary pregnant and then assume his wife because she should have -- earlier. child support is on you. you do not catch me until i knock her up? that is basically what this is. if i -- >> greg: that was amazing. >> kat: i'm doing the math in my head. it is worth a try. >> greg: it confused me, i will be honest with you. >> tyrus: i got it. >> kat: he banged the secretary.

and he soos the wife for child support. >> greg: i get it. the wife did not create -- you say the wife caused him to ch cheat? >> tyrus: that does not make sense and neither does this. if i lived in baltimore and i lived in kia, i would sue the government because what they did was use my tax dollars to pick out a press release saying how easy my car is to steal. [laughter] >> greg: what do you think, mike? have you ever stolen a car. i bet you have, haven't you. >> i have. i have never banned my secretary secretary. [laughter] [applause] i never had a secretary. yeah, i love the tiktok thing that says, screwdriver and a pair of pliers and here is how you can steal a car. yeah. you know what else you can still? you can still pretty much any car that uses a key as long as you have a screwdriver and a pair of pliers.

i'm going to put out a tiktok video that demonstrates. i took a 72 pto off the street. yeah, it is just what everyone is saying. there's no personal responsibility, right? there's no ability anymore to blame the obvious, in this case, somebody who is jacking a car or banging their officemate or whatever. so i can't get out of my head. it is a great analogy. >> kat: thank you. i am a literary genius. >> greg: i don't think they are called secretaries anymore. we go to the steno pool, personal assistant. >> kat: executive assistant. >> tyrus: executive sounds expensive. >> greg: we got to move on because we are going to talk about something that is near and dear to my heart. is pickleball the new mall racket? stick around and we will unpack

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♪ ♪ >> greg: it could pickleball replace the mall? instead of buying khakis, you could play a sport that is wacky. [laughter] i know. true, apparently mulls around the country are turning to pickleball to fill vacant spaces left by stores that closed during the pandemic. it is the athletic activity so irrelevant even trans women ignore it. according to the people i know, pickleball is a sport. it is like tennis if you don't like to move around a lot. [laughter] it is also a medical condition if you get stuck in a jar of curtains. [laughter] pickleball. [laughter] pickleball was invented in 1965. that-year kat was born. [laughter] you win by hitting a ball until one opponent gets bored and leaves.

[laughter] somehow the amount of people playing has jumped 159% over the past three years. and that includes a number of those players who have fallen and they can't get up. [laughter] it is the current sport of choice for a late middle age suburbanites who hit the course before the release of factors were off and the cialis kicks in. [laughter] recalled that the mike maker sweetshop. [laughter] and now courts are taking over spaces firmly occupied by retail giants like batman and beyond old navy and saxs although not everyone is getting the hang of it. >> hit the ball. look at that. look at that. oh, that is -- >> oh! >> oh! >> greg: here i thought he was just bad at broadcasting. [laughter]

that was so mean. what is the message here, kat? the greatest things that we grew up with, malls, shopping malls, is now being turned into, like, activities for retirees. what does this say? something is happening. >> kat: you know i don't like activities. >> greg: i know. >> kat: i don't know what this is. no one would ever invite me and that is the right call. bed bath & beyond is a sad place, though. >> greg: is it? >> kat: yeah, it is said. you wonder, who is buying those snacks? i always wondered that. >> greg: that is part of the beyond. >> kat: yeah. >> greg: that was a problem with bed bath & beyond. beyond was so amorphous it could be anything. i once bought a sawed-off shotgun and bed bath & beyond. >> kat: yeah. >> did you really? >> kat: i don't know who this is for. i don't know why you would do it. i have been to dave and busters in times square a few times as

of late. >> greg: i like that two, the combination of activities and shopping except they got rid of the shopping. >> tyrus: this is saving malls. it is not just pickleball. it is trampoline world and all these different activities so now when people go to the mall, they go to activities because you just go to amazon or order online. so the only thing they still have this hot topic, apparently. hot topic is still hanging strong. but -- they are having activities. all these new things for people to go. the problem is that used to be -- malls used to be on lock at 6:00 a.m. to 9:00 a.m. for all people to do their labs. remember that? now they have tracks. it is not just that. kids now have something to do. you can take them to the mall, especially places like chicago where they have cold winters in the midwest and stuff. hopefully they put bulletproof windows on the malls. but they are having more things for them to do instead of going through the store. this is actually the last ditch

effort to save your precious childhood memory of what is a mall because once the activities ago, they are gone. >> greg: yeah. it is putting. the hot topic, the only one that sticks around. instead of dressing rooms, they have self-harm rooms. [laughter] you know, mike, you and i grew up around the same time, late 50s early '60s. >> we were raised by the same lovely old lady. >> greg: racquetball courts, remember them? everyone was playing racquetball in the mid-70s. got 15 minutes per five bucks. hit the little racket [bleep]. >> racquetball would wear you the [bleep] out, though. that was a real sport. compared to pickleball. pickleball, first of all, this is probably the only thing that is going to save for malls and commercial real estate is sitting on a cliff. >> greg: oh, my god, you are right. >> if there was a mall that had,

what do you call it, transworld? >> trampoline -- trampoline world. >> if you had a brothel in that. a place to get wings, then i would go. >> kat: i can tell you never bank your secretary. [laughter] [applause] >> greg: it is kind of eerie, though, to think that it is almost like the malls are like cemcemeteries now. i used to do that there and now it is just like people playing with their little racket. >> kat: listen, i'm a suburban mom. as long as they don't come for target. if they come for target, we are going to have a problem. >> greg: you don't want a target on target. >> i think it is okay. i have a little kid. and take her to the mall and

people get to eat. >> greg: is this a child? >> yes, my kid. >> greg: you said you had a little kid. you were very careful about child abductions here. >> i did. i was very fat and pregnant throughout 2020. i have pictures. >> tyrus: it is cold outside, send them outside. [laughter] >> my little princess. as americans, we struggle with our weight. and i think anything that is getting us to move is a good thing. so i think i'm kind of for it. but i do like hot topic. i went through this grungy phase as a teenager and i thought hot topic was like the coolest thing ever. we were cool. yeah. [laughter] >> keep telling yourself that. >> i went to go look at it. it was surrounded by boob shirts. can you move into the other side? >> greg: i was mad when they stopped selling the ice cubes

with women on them. you put the glasses and their bikini falls off. >> you probably had that pin, too. >> greg: i had the pin. you could hold it with one hand. [laughter] all right. you people discussed me. i don't know what you are laughing at anymore. most people don't. but coming up -- >> tyrus: i keep walking into your bear traps. >> greg: shoot the breeze about gators in pipes and bears entries. [applause] for a really long time to find some relief. cosentyx works for me. cosentyx helps real people get real relief from the symptoms of psoriatic arthritis or psoriasis. serious allergic reactions and an increased risk of infections or lowered ability to fight them may occur. tell your doctor if you have an infection or symptoms, had a vaccine or plan to or if ibd symptoms develop or worsen. i move so much better because of cosentyx. ask your rheumatologist about cosentyx.

♪ ♪ >> announcer: coast to coast with stories that matter most. you're watching local news with night time emmy award winner sean tran jensen and now here is chet. [cheers and applause] >> greg: local news. it is back. each guest has to share a story from wherever they are from and then i vote on the winner and

that person can -- gets a $50 gift card to hot topic. [laughter] and you can get a loud. 50 bucks at hot topic. that is like two sets of earrings, a misfits keychain and a rubber band that says, like, i don't know. i ran out of gas. [laughter] >> tyrus: it is hot topic. it can be anything. >> mikey, what is your story? >> story is across the entire united states, most states are experiencing a drop in their growth in the child population in their state. right? >> greg: right. >> they are losing kids. schools are having to shut down. they are losing teacher positions. idaho, thank you very much, idaho -- [cheers and applause] number one in gaining children in the population. 44% increase. the next closest i believe is four-person and that is north

dakota. >> greg: is this -- >> secretary. [laughter] [applause] >> it is not just me saying this. they did research on this and they found after significant study, that the quality of life in the state, the fact that it is a very business friendly state, the fact that it is low taxes, and that there's great outdoor activities, all of that contributes to an increase in desire to have sex, to bang your secretary. >> greg: it raises the question, why would you ruin that with kids? [laughter] 22% of the 24% was unwanted. >> greg: there you go. >> i'm kidding. that is a terrible joke. [laughter] [bleep] >> tyrus: or the story of someone's life. >> greg: morgan ortagus, why don't you take us on a story? >> i will.

i live in tennessee but i'm from florida and florida has to be a good alligator story. near orlando, florida, city officials had this robotic camera. it was going through the storm pipes and they found a little alligator. he was in there crawling around and the city, i thought they did not know how they got in there. the city issued this to show the public that you should not play with alligators. being from florida, i don't agree with that. in fact, my daughter was playing with a little alligator. i think we have some video and pictures of it. there she is. >> greg: what a terrible mother you are. [laughter] do you know that this is a gateway alligator? she is going to want a bigger alligator and a bigger one and pretty soon, we are going to see one on local eyewitness news being cast. >> i think she wanted a pair of boots. >> greg: sums are overrated. all right, tyrus, here we go.

>> tyrus: last time, i was a little upset. my home state of boston, massachusetts —-dash. [cheers and applause] the red sox had blown a streak. the boston bruins. i don't even want to mention their damn name, but my brother jayson tatum took care of business. it looked like it was over. worst game in the worst first half in the history of basketball. they were ready to tell him he was horrible and then he scores 16 points and then of course yesterday, as i enjoyed it thoroughly, blew out of the 76ers. sorry. celtics. >> greg: where are we in the n nba? >> tyrus: you know what? >> greg: every time now it is this. >> kat: at least there's a season. they do indoor and outdoor

separately, which i consider criminal. how am i supposed to live through that? it was on all three tvs in my house on saturday. >> greg: spaces. indoor lacrosse, one of the greatest sports you can watch. >> kat: you are part of the problem. >> greg: are we in the playoffs yet? >> yeah. >> greg: that means we are getting close. >> tyrus: when i get finished, "gutfeld!," basketball. you will have to kill this or get used to it. [laughter] >> greg: cap, what is your local story tonight? >> kat: it is michigan, traverse city, 350-pound bear in a tree. seriously and then it took four tranquilizer darts to get the bear out of the tree. could we put the picture of where the bear is midair falling out of the tree? you can see the darts. you can see all of the tranquilizer darts in his little bear butt cheek.

imagine a giant bear comes tumbling down with a bunch of injected drugs in his ass? >> look at the shot. nice job, mr. baker. >> greg: he must have a high tolerance to do three. >> tyrus: cocaine bear, look o out. >> greg: i'm going to go with -- i can't even remember what you did. >> sex in idaho. >> greg: we will give it to you. >> kat: thank you. >> greg: $50? >> tyrus: it was 500. >> kat: $5,000. >> greg: that is their inventory for 6 months. all right. why san fran made dave chappelle asked, what the hell?

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homeless person pooped while he was eating and that is what it to for him to finally say something. what are your thoughts? >> kat: well, i think that sounds bad. >> greg: yes. >> kat: i think that i would not like that. san francisco is remarkable because, i have not been there in every long time. i have a friend who lives there. the whole city, there's not a good area. there's not an area where you can guarantee you won't be in the splash zone. >> greg: i think that is the problem. chicago, they go, don't go to south side. san francisco. san francisco was the most beautiful city. you know what this is? this is an amazing supermodel, falls into a vat of lava. >> tyrus: yeah, and was saved by a raft of crack. >> greg: she is horribly disfigured. but she is still around and you got to say, hey, sorry about that, lady.

>> tyrus: there will be no businesses in spence and his -- san francisco probably in the next year. and like i said, last time, it is going to be a city of transits where it goes, there's not enough jokes in chappelle's showed to put people back in this. you can't raise your kids there. and they have the nerve to -- >> yeah. >> tyrus: you know what i'm saying? it is sad but it is going to be a sanctuary refugee camp. basically what it is. and it was one of the great cities. >> greg: you know what bugs me. i know the times would agree with me. when you truly love something, you will criticize it. and i really got tired as someone who grew up in the bay area, people saying, stop bashing our city. it is a wonderful place. there -- they express their love by allowing the decay to happen.

i'm pissed off about this. it would be like you getting fat, mike baker. >> i know. and i would hope that dave chappelle would call me out. and i think an increasing number of residents are feeling the same way and others that they are voting by moving out. i was there not too long ago. their downtown vacancy rate for stores and mall, 35%. that is an incredible number of businesses that just shut down and left. and you are right. you can find a nice part of that city at this point. you can if you are $40 million and you are living up on the hill and looking down at all of the crap, but the problem is there are other cities like this. what used to be a beautiful city with lots of great neighborhoods, everywhere you went there, josh. >> greg: it is like a giant fight club work with the left has decided, we're going to make every city ugly and they are doing it one by one.

minneapolis is another one. morgan, have you ever had someone and -- dinner and someone poop in front of you? >> no, but i remember a guy let his kid poop on the street? >> greg: was he walking his kid like a dog? >> yeah, dude. he was yelling at her, hurry up and poop. like, dude, we are seeing your kid crap on the street. i think that dave chappelle, if he had downloaded the app, this is really funny because i think poop jokes are funny. if you download the app, snapcrap, he would have been fine. it is an actual app where you can identify vcs on the sidewalk and make sure other people don't run into is. >> it does not identify the type of feces. it lets the public health office. >> it is taking no [bleep] where you eat.

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>> greg: thanks to everyone. "fox news @ night" with trace gallagher. i'm greg gutfeld, i love you. [cheers and applause] >> trace: good evening and welcome to america's late news, "fox news @ night." i'm trace gallagher in los angeles. breaking tonight, the durham report is in. so is the analysis and both are a blow to the integrity and structure of the fbi. the report says the investigation into alleged collusion between russia and former president trump during the 2016 election should never have happened. and the fbi lacked actual evidence. the chief correspondent, jonathan hunt, is live with what we are learning about durham's finding clears.