and family. served near the solomon islands received secretary of navy bravery and combat. sturgess continues to strive for success. congratulations, sir. thank you for your service to the country and happy birthday. that will do it for us, fair, balanced and still unafraid. "jesse watters primetime" starts right now. hey, jesse. >> jesse: hey, bret, thank you. >> jesse: some things stand out like a sore thumb. your phone bill goes up? whoa. that stands out. show up late to work, you are going to stand out. notice when your neighbor is a little odd. >> you see, you're not normal. you are a great guy. i love you have. but you are a pod. i on the other hand am a human being. i sometimes feel awkward,

uncomfortable, even inhibited in certain situations with the other human beings. you wouldn't understand. >> because i'm a pod? >> jesse: world feels like a giant pod right now. we love it. it's not normal. even the world's richest man wants things to go back to normal. >> do i believe biden won? yes, i believe he won. >> and you voted for him? >> i did, actually. >> do you regret that? >> i mean -- man, i wish we could have just a normal human being as president, that's what i want. that old saying of like we're better off being run by picked at random from the phone book than the faculty of harvard. i would say if we could do that for the president, that would be great. >> obviously you are not happy with biden. >> don't we all just want a normal human being. >> whatever that means. >> jesse: rich, poor, black, white, female. everybody want the same thing.

we want normal. elon is not being political. is he looking at it like a businessman. the most important thing is confidence. >> the president is effectively chief executive officer of the country. it actually matters if you are the executive officer. it's not simply a matter of do they share your beliefs. you know, but are they good at getting things done? there's a lot of decisions that need to be made every day. many unrelated to moral beliefs. and you just want a good executive. [laughter] they are ceo of america. >> jesse: america's ceo is corrupt, ladies and falls asleep at 4:00. in the business world, if you say this, you are a conspiracy theorist. >> you do some tweets that seem to be, or at least give support to some who would call others conspiracy theorists. >> yes. i mean, honestly, some of these

conspiracy theories have turned out to be true. >> which ones? >> well, like the hunter biden laptop. >> that's true? >> yeah. so, you know, that was a pretty big deal. there was twitter and others engaged in act of suppression of information that was relevant to the public. that's a terrible thing that happened. that's like interference. >> jesse: on cnbc conspiracy theory something that's bad for business. telling the truth is bad for business. you know exactly what i'm talking about. there are certain things and certain people you are not even allowed to talk about, like george soros. >> you tweeted this thing about george soros. you basically -- >> -- kind of reminds me -- calm down, people. let's not make a federal case out of it. >> you say he wants to ruin the very fabric of civilization and hates humanity. when you do something like that. >> i think that's true. that's my opinion. >> okay. why share it? why share it especially -- why share it when people who buy

teslas may not agree with you, advertisers on twitters may not agree with you? >> i mean, there is freedom of speech i'm allowed to say. >> you absolutely are. >> jesse: cnbc is tell elon musk the richest man what is bad for business. telling the truth is bad for business. why share your opinion, elon. the tesla shareholders, that's who you should care about. not freedom of speech. who cares about the bill of rights. we have to pay the bills george soros bought the crime wave it's true. financed all of these radical da's key ingredients to the crime wave. we don't know why so, roast did that only soros knows why he buys crime. and every day another soros prosecutor in the news. two staffers this week just got that heck beat out of him with a metal bat. some schizophrenic felon happened to be fresh off assaulting a cop was out loose.

a soros d.a. let the guy skate. we can't talk about that because soros is jewish? so what if he is jewish? do you think if soros was presbyterian we wouldn't criticize him? he would probably criticize him more. people hold their tongues on soros because any time you say anything about the man, they call you an anti-semite. and do you know who is behind that? soros is. check this out. "the washington post" says, quote: anti-semitic tweets soared on twitter after musk took over, study finds. and who funded that study? soros. what did the study consider? anti-semitic tweets? tweets that criticized soros. that's right. so c. nbc is attacking elon for not submitting to the system. be a nice billionaire. shut up and build us cars and rockets. the media used to love e elon mk but he left the mob so they brought out the character assassin. >> he turned twitter to into on

many different fronts a vehicle for authoritarianism. >> you are searching for the word cat and you get a cat literally inside a blender being blended to death. don't want to talk about that on tv. that's what is going on. that's because he ripped out the wires that would have made that happen and he eliminated the staff that would have checked. >> jesse: was that an analogy? because we had to see if this was true. "primetime" searched the word cat on twitter there is no cats on blenders none. cute. hugging, drinking water from a glass. got a cat hula hoops. where is the hula hooping cat. we couldn't find the cat on the blender. sorry. the only thing put in the blender was hunter's laptop before the election. the media is just mad at elon because he won't put laptops and free doch dom of speech. also carrying water for corporate america. that's their job, okay? so, the anchor starts betting musk, stop tweeting because it

makes investors nervous and the last thing we need are nervous investors. >> do your tweets hurt of the company? >> scene in the princess bride great movie. >> great movie. >> where he confronts the person who killed his father. and he says offer me money offer me power. i don't care. >> so you just don't care? ?you share what you want to say. >> i will say what i want to say. and if the consequence of that is losing money, so be it. >> jesse: not severing about money. except on cnbc. on c. nbc everything is about money. censoring the laptop, the lab leak was all about money. follow the money all the way to china. now here's a concept that maybe cnbc can understand. you can have money and free

speech, huh? you guys ever think of that? you can have both. i know cnbc usually interviews ceos if they think they could make a billion dollars they would rip their vocal cords out. musk is not ceo. advance the technology developer a product genius. a software creator. his brain doesn't worry about what everybody else thinks. he doesn't have time for that. plus, musk made so much money he doesn't care. he doesn't have to hold his tongue to keep his wealth. now the problem with the united states right now is that the more truth you tell or the bolder you are, the more you put your money at risk. not everybody has the luxury of free speech anymore. cancel culture killed it. now, everybody won't be able to make enough money to speak freely. i accept that we need to take the mob out. get our voices back. elon speaks for all of us kind of like trump did before he got censored. trump lost his mind, soros is a

villain and last election wasn't that fair. everybody knows it. but a lot of people would rather be rich liars than honest and broke. but that's a choice we shouldn't have to make and thankfully, elon musk is breaking us out of that box. let's turn it over to kentucky senator rand paul. this was a significant interview, senator. does this move the conversation forward in this country? a pretty powerful way. where do you see this going? >> well, thank god for someone who can still speak their mind and won't take guff off some journalist who tells him he can't speak his mind and how dare you. i think history will actually record that, you know, back in the 1950s, and '60s, and 70s that aclu, the left, naacp were great defenders of free speech and the first amendment and somewhere along the way something happened and people began to think that there was only certain types of speech that were acceptable. and then along came elon musk.

and the country, the bill of rights, frankly, all of us are going to be very thankful that a guy with a lot of money bought an entity, a social media, you know, entity, twitter and allowed us to see what was going on with the government colluding to limit speech. and supreme need to get this right because private companies can decide what they want to air. newspapers can television shows can. but, what we can't allow happen is the government to collude with private business and use them basically as their extension or their arm of censor and elon musk exposed this only because he had $44 billion to buy a company and expose the inner workings of their collusion with government. so i have a bill that would actually stop. this i have a bill that would say no one in the government can collude with anybody in the media to limit constitutionally protected speech. >> jesse: well, what they will do to get around that is say there is a national security threat. >> well, and we are ready for that, too. that's why we call it

constitutionally protected speech. and we won't have a waiver. we will simply define it as constitutionally protected speech. if you are organizing or using speech to organize people to overthrow the government in the united states, it isn't protected by the constitution. the same way if i'm advocating for eminent harm for someone else. it's not protected. there is a long lineage of supreme court cases that define what protected speech is. and that's the standard we are going to put into the bill that basically speech that the supreme court over decades and decades has defined as protected, the fbi is not allowed to meet with the "new york times" or with twitter or with facebook and sit down and say we want to remove these opinions that are protected. things like your opinion on covid. what we found out from what elon musk revealed hang at twitter even if you were saying something true. if you said john smith had a vaccine yesterday and died and actually the report from the hospital says he died from a

complication from a vaccine they said even if it's true, they were obscuring or preventing that because the fbi, the government didn't want to reveal unpleasant truths or inconvenient truths. >> jesse: that will be really critical legislation for this country. and it will be really interesting, senator to see who votes for that and against that republicans and democrats. let us know when you put that on the floor. >> will do. >> thank you very much. >> thank you. >> well, "primetime" just discovered a secret interview that joe biden made kamala harris do in some woman's garage. >> oh my favorite of all time. i was going to say something from bootsy. ♪ma ma ma ma♪ [clears throut] for fast sore throat relief, try vicks vapocool drops with two times more menthol per drop*,

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>> jesse: everybody knows biden is running out of gas. so they are trying to elevate kamala harris. >> look, i just think that vice president harris hasn't gotten the credit she deserves. she was attorney general of a state of california. she has been a united states senator. she has really very, very good. and with everything going on she hasn't gotten the attention she deserves. >> critics would say you are elevating her because they think you wouldn't serve a full term. >> ha ha. >> jesse: ha ha ha. how do you elevate the vice president? major policy address? foreign trip "60 minutes" interview? no, kamala is doing a podcast from some lady's garage. >> first question, let's start with your favorite song of all time. >> oh, my favorite song of all

time, i was going to say something from bootsy. [laughter] >> we love that. >> i don't know if your viewers would know funk del lick. bob marlee for sure i'm a hip hop kid that's how he grew up. >> drums or flat. >> drums. >> any special song. >> no, that's it just playing that way when you he radio pete the question someone just asked you i don't know. did i remember to take out the trash? and we love kamala's answers bootsy collins, p. funk, marlee. i know i'm a white guy on fox. is that hip hop? and who is she talking to some lady named linae vinay. i have never heard of her i have

never heard of her that doesn't mean she is not a big deal. this interview with the vice president has 2,000 views on youtube. my dog's rookie instagram page has better numbers. and this little sitdown is called the parking lot special, quote unquote. our vice president is doing a parking lot special. biden is in the basement, kamala is in the parking lot. okay, back to the interview. >> you have been to a lot of places in the world. so what would you say your favorite dish is it? >> one of my favorite dishes is gumbo. i love gumbo. i have been a lifelong gumbo apprentice, learning how to make gumbo my whole life. >> jesse: kamala, what is your favorite color? these are the questions you ask your kids on long car rides not the vice president. this was relentless she had no know kamala favorite everything? what's your favorite show. >> well, we have been binging the yellow jacket. >> oh. >> it's really, um, it kind of

is difficult to watch though. >> okay, okay. >> because it has cannibalism in it. [laughter] >> all right. all right. but it's fun? >> but it's interesting. >> jesse: so kamala is binging on cam ballism, can we get a psychiatrist in here to tell us what that means? then things started getting awkward. >> we know you went to howard. >> yes. >> i want to know what it was like attending the number two hbcu. >> it's the mecca, as a matter of fact. >> okay. all right. >> up on the hill, the hilltop the name of the newspaper. at the top of the hill. [laughter] and it is named the mecca because it is truly the mecca of black education in america if not the world. >> jesse: they hate each other. kamala looks like she doesn't want to be there and the interviewer looks bored. but then things got interesting

they started talking about things i care about. >> you are a black woman the first black woman v.p. what do you do for self-care. >> i work out every morning. >> okay. >> every morning. no matter how little sleep i have had and then it's about taking care of yourself in every way you possibly can. choose to be surrounded by may not be a whole lot of people but a group of people that believe in you and will encourage you and support you and when you trip they will laugh with you and then pick you back up and push you back out again. >> jesse: kind of reminds me of between two ferns. >> what is it like to be the last black president. >> seriously? >> what's it like for this to be the last time you ever talk to a president. >> must kind of stink though that you can't run three times. >> actually, i think it's a good idea. you know, if i ran a third time it would be sort of like doing a third hangover movie.

didn't really work out very well, did it? >> jesse: dana perino is my co-host on "the five." dana, my first question is why? >> dana: they did the interview? >> jesse: why? >> last week we had a life lesson never float your own trial balloon. another life lesson from communications can you do feature things like this, just like the cherry on top. but you have to shown mastery juice in order to get something across the finish line. between two firms, at the time ridiculed and actually it was super smart. when obama got the joke. he was funny. that was the feel of that between two ferns, that was what it was bhent to do right before obamacare was get past. three more yards. >> jesse: was this supposed to be funny? what was this supposed to be. >> dana: we are on our 1st makeover of kamala harris. and the white house will be --

problem with her poll numbers is that she is not relatable enough and not likeable enough. now, something like this can't help but life lesson that works only if you have already shown a mastery of the issues. >> this is a strange use of these border czar's time on the week after title 42. >> jesse: screen juice. production value the vice president of the united states. can i see doing a more casual sit down. no back drop. it's someone garage. and was that tea and what were those cookies called? macaroons? >> macaroons, yes. okay, here's the thing. i think the white house is being sneaky here. >> jesse: why? >> we are showing this was on youtube. there is only 2,000 views. she has 19,000 followers on youtube. this girl that you are talking about linae, she has 6.5 million likes on tiktok. that's where everybody is seeing this if they are seeing it. the white house doesn't want you to know they are continuing to

advance tiktok influencers as we have a conversation in the country as to whether we should ban tiktok. >> jesse: you mean china's spy app.? >> exactly. >> jesse: is this a black outreach program? she is asking her about the types of things that would appeal to black women. is this all she is going to be used for? >> dana: look, i think that this is -- again, it's like a feature piece. it's fun. i remember when. >> jesse: did that look fun to you. >> i remember the first time politico came out. president bush, we will do an interview. okay what are they going to ask me? i don't know. at the end they said what's your favorite movie oh god, caddie shack. thankfully he said caddie shack. i understand the desire to try to do these things to become more relate being. it might work. she going to have that vote with young black women. they are losing some appeal with that demographic. >> jesse: dana, now that you are a doctor. >> dana: yes, thank you.

>> jesse: what do you think about the fact that the vice president is watching shows about cannibalism? >> yeah, there are better shows. she can watch "primetime." >> jesse: yes. >> dana: she can bring that. >> jesse: kamala? how are you doing? thank you, dana. >> dana: well, thank you. >> jesse: joe biden flew to japan and the first thing the first lady does is goes spend time with the second gentlemen? we just caught them coming out of this place together. what's going on there when migraine strikes, you're faced with a choice. ride it out with the tradeoffs of treating? or push through the pain and symptoms? with ubrelvy, there's another option. one dose works fast to eliminate migraine pain. treat it anytime, anywhere without worrying where you are or if it's too late. do not take with strong cyp3a4 inhibitors. allergic reactions to ubrelvy can happen. most common side effects were nausea and sleepiness. migraine pain relief starts with u. ask about ubrelvy.

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>> jesse: being homeless used to be a struggle. not anymore. leaving living on the streets isn't rock bottom anymore. now it's a way of life. homeless are kicking back. making themselves comfortable. taking over the sidewalks like they own the place. >> we have seen tents in hollywood before but at night it's clear this one is different

clear amplified sound and tv projected on the tent's walls. >> jesse: projector and sound system is this a nightclub? turned street into his lism mtv cribs now mtv tents. what else you got. >> this is so nice. >> inside wall-to-wall bed. air bed, projector and sound system. >> you said it look you just a week to set this all up. >> sure. >> he uses hot spot phone and screen cast his entertainment. >> makes me feel like i'm home. >> but for most home this home comes rent free, no utility bills. >> he is living rent free in gavin newsom's head and there is plenty of room. so where is he getting the power for all his tech? >> instead of paying dwp pedro has electric generator in another tent. he is quick to point out is he not plugged into the light pole. >> i'm not doing anything wrong. it's coming from my generator.

i have to charge it up like every two weeks. >> how do you do that? >> take it to the train station, i plug it in and they charge itself is. >> jesse: is he charging the generator at the train station. so he is stealing from all the taxpayers. is this guy even in the markets for a home? what a was of money taxpayers paying homeless shelters now the homeless too good for homeless shelters. >> they treat us like prisoners in there. >> explain. >> you can't even take a lighter in there. they won't let you take razors or to shave off. before you go in the building they are searching you. with a metal detector. i signed up for housing not for rehab or prison. >> jesse: see the guy is not homeless. he just wants free housing. that's the difference. former skid row guy stub stacker jared joins us now. what does it tell you about a guy this tripped out of a tent

that is supposed to be homeless? >> jesse, thanks for having me on again. i'm honored to be skid skid row expert. i'm impressed with pedro. he is dynamic. is he tech savvy. he has the mind of an engineer. is he a very capable person in general and most of all he seems capable of not being hom homeles a result of failed policy. incentivizing pedros. there was a meth pipe on his bed in that video when he has potential to be a contributing member of society. >> jesse: i didn't catch the meth pipe you have a good eye for pipes. >> i have an eye for that. >> jesse: you do. what could l.a. officials do? you are i will legally allowed to set up a nightclub in a dent on the sidewalk. >> back when i was homeless on skid row, you weren't allowed to do that but apparently since i left you are allowed to do that. my suggestion would be to build the infrastructure for detox, long-term treatment, shelter, and basically then make it

illegal to set up a movie theater on the sidewalk and smoke meth in your tent. >> how have you seen the homeless situation change over the years? this seems pretty comfortable. this is like outward bound with electricity. weather i was homeless. you couldn't leave past 5:00 p.m. without getting arrested. things have changed dramatically. you can permanently leave a tent gives you opportunity permanent structure such as couches, second stories, tvs. it's gone very lenient and incentivizes people to stay homeless and continue using drugs. >> jesse: pedro could be watching "jesse watters primetime" homeless in the tent with a meth pipe? >> i'm sure he is tuning in right now. >> jesse: hey pedro. >> why not? >> jesse: how are you doing, buddy? >> skid row go to guy. >> thank you, jesse.

>> jesse: meanwhile the rollout of michelle obama's new healthy fruit juice hit a couple snags. first "primetime" taste test. >> if shi was worried about your health, she would sell you water. we know that. cheers to us, huh? here we go it's an underwhelming like this is kind of a fruit punch minus the joy. >> jesse: it's like knocking off mott's. >> this is the scam. >> member mott's and the hits just keep coming. not only is it nasty, it's not healthy. it's such a fraudulent fruit juice that bloomberg fact-checked the bejesus out of it and bloomberg says plezi doesn't belong in your kid's lunch box. quote public health advocates long lauded michelle obama efforts to make food healthier. plezi first effort fruit juice blend under the standards obama champions could not be served in u.s. schools.

the first lady michelle obama cared about fat kids juice magnet michelle obama cares about a fat wallet. wait there is more bloomberg talked to 12 nutrition experts say your kid shouldn't drink this stuff. quote, nearly all the experlts conveyed their respect for obama and her achieve. s in achieving child nutrition most were critical of the new line of drinks. just to prove how cooked crooked the whole system is. one health guru willing to go on the record to say how good and healthy this stupid juice is the same guy from tufts who says lucky charms is healthier than eggs while the media celebrates homeless criminals? cops are getting shot at every day. >> he's got a gun. [gunfire]

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>> jesse: everybody knows the southern border is a mess. everybody except joe biden.

g. >> jesse: yeah, border patrol only caught 16 people on the fbi terror watch list just this month. looking much better. are democrats dessell mating the border for money. debby said the quiet part out loud. >> tourism, construction agriculture, i mean, you are going to have vegetables rotting in the fields. you're going to have construction sites that will lie dormant or certainly will struggle to get workers to be able to -- to help sure that they can make progress. the tourism and restaurant industry in particular. you'll rely on these workers. >> jesse: forget about the farms though, what about the cities? new york has 8 million people here and we ran out of room for the migrants but tonight we do have some good news to report. we're calling it a "primetime" victory. for the last two days we have been following what is happening in new york city schools pretty

closely they wanted to start housing illegal immigrants inside school gimenez. gyms. grown men would be living, sleeping and showering at new york city public schools. next to where students learn math or where they learn math is racist. "primetime" was very concerned about this. so were the parents. so they went out on the street and protested for two days straight. watch this. [chanting] safety is first. safety is first. [chanting] we want our schools back. >> recess. >> i have been here all my life and to put people from another place by children lehr i don't think that's okay. it's not safe we don't know these people. we don't know what they have in mind. >> i don't want them in the

schools because i don't think it's safe. we don't know anything about these people. >> jesse: listen to this, though, the parents won. tonight, just moments ago, the city decided they won't send migrants to live in public schools. finally. we're actually drawing a line somewhere. my next guest, ros arm miss, you have been out there protesting for a while, what have you seen? >> aim just happening to be one of the parents who originally -- originally issue in yafted the whole movement. again, we are just thankfully everybody got together and we did this whole movement to fight for our kids' space. and you know, it wasn't really nothing against nothing against the immigrants coming to new york.

it's our kids' space. our kids' safety which is why we made it is strong to fight against kids. >> jesse: we don't have a problem with immigration at all. we do have a problem with grown men from foreign countries living and showering next to public school children all during the day. what have the children been saying about this? >> they everywhere here this morning with us. protesting about their space. they were in the same page. in regards that the schools don't have showers inside toilets and sinks, you know, there is no real shower inside. the only shower they were planning on doing was setting up outside on the sidewalk and, again, as you can see there is construction going on in the seconds where the gym is literally no room for anybody else. where were they planning on putting laboratories or showers i have no idea.

>> jesse: take a hose and just spray down a bunch of foreign nationals front of a bunch of children. do you see are there cots still set up? are you sure they are not doing this still. >> i went and checked. you could see the gym from the outside. the door you could slightly see the cots have been folded. i don't know if they have been folded all the way to the corner of the gym or have they been clear, i'm not sure. as we can see from the sidewalk, they have the gym looks clear. at this point we have won the battle but we haven't won the war yet. we will keep going. we have the parents. the parents are coming together still tonight. we will be here fighting until we make sure that these are clear and then we will be happy and feel we have made our point and we have won. >> jesse: have you made a big impact. let's keep adding to that army of parents. we could really use your help. thank you so much aramis. >> thank you for having me on.

>> jesse: say hello to everybody for me, too. >> i will, thank you. >> jesse: today chicago buried a cop. ariana presston was shot and killed by four teenagers last week. so since they are teens they will probably going to to juvi and be back on the streets in two years. you know white supremacy made them kill the cop. imagine being married to a cop never know if spouse is coming home at night. even a simple traffic stop can turn deadly like in south carolina where a deputy was shot. watch. >> hop out. >> i'm not reaching for nothing. >> he's got a gun. [gunfire i'm hit. he's down.

thankfully the deputy survived. in that case the cop didn't know the passenger had a gun. another time they know the guy has a gun and they go in anyway like in washington state where cops responded to two neighbors shooting at each other. >> sheriff's office, drop the gun. [bleep] [bleep] >> shots fired, shots fired. [gunfire] [shouting] >> shots fired. i'm hit. >> he is laughing. two cops were shot in the head trying to stop one of the in the jobs before he later surrendered. somehow they are okay. it could have been a lot worse. and these guys are always making tough calls to protect you like in denver when police responded to a hostage situation and had seconds to make a call. >> that's my mom. [shouting]

drop the gun. [gunfire] >> hit. >> you're okay. >> "primetime" salutes all of these officers and we would like to see the rest of the media put them on pedestals instead of putting some of the dangerous maniacs on pedestals, you know, who we are talking about that they have been celebrating recently. well, first, the first lady in the second gentleman kissed and now "primetime" caught them sneaking out of a building together. ♪ ♪ allergies don't have to be scary. (screaming) defeat allergy headaches fast with new flonase headache and allergy relief! two pills relieve allergy headache pain? and the congestion that causes it! flonase headache and allergy relief. psst! psst! all good!

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sean is so sexy. >> we are at the beach and we are playing in the water, throwing the frisbee on the football around. >> jesse: but hold your roses, ladies, because the show is turning into golden girl. if there's a new addition of the bachelor, where all the contestants will be over 65. will you be watching this, charlie? >> i probably will tune into an episode and i wonder how many apps we are going to see. not too many. >> jesse: you like watching older men. >> here's the thing, there's a lot of aspects of the bachelorette i find amusing and the core thing that comes to mind is the fantasy suite. 65 and older -- >> jesse: 65 in the fantasies we? >> there could be opportunities advertising wise for m male medication. >> jesse: i'm not sure if i'm going to watch this, i'm sorry. only if the bachelor was 65 and older and all the other women

were young. that is what i would watch. >> like the wheelchair crowd or the crew in wheelchairs? who knows? >> jesse: be careful, a lot of our audiences 65 as well. moving on. looks like there's a special relationship in the white house because the first lady and the second gentleman seem to be getting awfully close. this morning, jill biden and dougie not so fresh were caught leaving a soulcycle class. how can you forget the make out session at the state of the union? what's going on with dougie and jill? >> it's obvious what's going on, neither of them could pass up the opportunity to go to a soulcycle class that harry styles versus lizzo. they had to be there. it's absolutely a woe class. >> jesse: it doesn't have anything to do with the fact jill biden flies to japan, he's out of the country and the

first thing jill does is she finds dougie not so fresh. >> a lot of people, you work out, the endorphin start rus rushing. juices flow, it's a good atmosphere. >> jesse: it's a dark room. >> dark room. >> jesse: lot of noises. >> the music pumping. the smell of sweat and estrogen. >> jesse: i think this is a thing, i'm confident. >> i think you're onto something. >> jesse: and finally, it's a crazy night for meghan markle and prince harry or so they say. they claimed they were chased by the paparazzi in new york for over two hours. and they were in a near fatal crash. you think someone would have seen a high-speed chase for two hours through downtown manhattan. no witnesses, 8 million people all have iphones, nobody saw a thing. do you believe this happened, charlie? >> i wish, jesse, there was ability to have a high-speed chase in new york city because i would have saved a lot of money and time of the last seven years.

absolutely not, i spent 35 minutes two days ago getting 15 blocks. >> jesse: are you accusing meghan markle of lying? because she's never lied ever. >> she would never, but i will say one thing, i find it ironic that two overly sensitive people would use this as something to dramatize their lives about knowing that prince harry's mother and princess diana did lose her life in a high-speed crash high-speed crash. >> jesse: let's be respectful. probably had ptsd. all right, charlie, i will see you later. ♪ ♪ so, we had a gift come in the mail and they were cookies. i thought this is great, i'm going to eat some of the cookies. no one said what the cookies were, i start scarfing down two cookies and then i read the box. they were lactation cookies. so, i ate two lactation cookies, they were delicious, but now i'm

lactating. and my nipples are sore. thanks for the lactation cookies, everybody. if she's campaigning from the garage and joe biden's campaigning from the basement, he's going to sleep in that caught in public manhattan. see you guys. always remember, i'm waters, this is my world. ♪ ♪ >> brian: welcome to "fox news tonight," i'm will cain you know, with all the warnings about fascism, it's likely you've become familiar with the concept if not the term strongman. a political strongman is the authoritarian leader like xi jinping or vladimir putin or historically. but a political strongman's not the same thing as a strong man. a man of wisdom, courage, capability, and sadly here in the united states, we do not have a stron