kate is also going to be -- tomorrow -- we just want to wish you happy birthday. she rocks and we love you. >> i couldn't do it without theme peas around me. >> laura: and sam, of course. thanks for watching. happy birthday. >> greg is off today. >> unavailable. >> tyrus. >> also unavailable. >> kilmeade. >> come on, man, be serious. >> i guess there is only one thing left to do. >> all right, you're on. >> hell, yes! awesome.

♪ [applause] >> hello, america. hi, girl. i'm jimmy -- the king of late night is off so instead you get the rodney king. good start. too soon, it was 1992, you guys. thank you. >> i get beat up a lot on the show for always mentioning that i'm a former new york city cab driver but i've had some pretty cool experiences behind the wheel. i once got al pacino, because he got in, and i was like, alpena,

and he goes, my god, a white cab driver. what are the odds? i have had a tons of celebs in my taxi although i never drove gutfeld. i never picked up prince harry or meghan markle. although it's worth noting that my high-speed chase happened when i was on foot but the point is the point. growing up i felt bad for being a guy with a c-cup boopies but i wish i had them now i could get a bud light into them. [applause] jimmy. you know, we make fun of mulvaney but the truth is i would rather watch 10 hours of him pretending to be a woman than sit through another second of harry and megan sapling they

are victims. 70% of people are living paycheck-to-paycheck, saying it's really hard the be royalty. they would visit a starving village in africa and complain about how full they were from the breakfast that they ate at the hotel. oh, i'm so bloated. anyway. of course, the only thing harry and meghan are starving for these days is attention. they were forced to come up with a high-speed chase that didn't pass the sniff smell of anyone in town. not even on the view. now to recap, on tuesday night, harry and meghan attended a ritzy event where meghan received the women of vision award. for that time she looked at the royal family and had a vision of been ohno. but as you can see from the

photos he rocked a pretty basic suit and like all people who don't want the public looking at them meghan wore a gold dress and a tiny matching purse that she holds harry's balls in. [applause] >> now, according to their publicist, they left the event at 9:50 p.m., at which point the waiting paparazzi subjected them to a "relentless pursuit" lasting over two hours resulting in near multiple collisions with other folks on the road. folks, this supposedly happened in new york city. take from it a former cab driver, new york city traffic moves slower than a conversation between these two. [laughter] [applause] really think about this for a second. new york is the only city in the

world where bank robbers flee on foot. [laughter] >> you have never turned on the news and see a high speed bank getaway because it can't happen. guy, i got the money, where are you? i couldn't get a spot, sorry. there was a detail with cnn saying they were blowing red lights, saying, i have never seen or experienced anything like this. now, i do believe him when he says he's never seen anything like it because according to the nypd it didn't happen. a police source told "the new york post" at no time was there a high-speed chase. there were no collision reports or 911 calls and the chase definitely wasn't two hours, meaning his story about a high speed car chase has more holes than an epstein story.

lay off prince harry. he doesn't even have a prom date lined up. we didn't need the cops to tell us this sore was fake because the lack of video evidence told us everything we needed to know. new york is the most videotaped city on earth. if a rat takes a bite of pizza on the subway it goes viral in 30 minutes and he's known throughout the world as pizza rat. folks, you can't even pleasure yourself in your apartment without getting caught on video in this town. seriously, if two british royals were in a high-speed chase out of the french connection there would be a zillion videos all over the internet but once again the only thing harry and meghan were fleeing was the truth. the cab driver who picked them up after they stopped off at the 19th precinct told the "washington post", "i never felt like i was in danger. i wasn't like a car chase in a

movie." he went on to say the trip only lasted 10 minutes before he took them back to the police station at which point they made it home on their own. like the sidewalks, they are both full of [ bleep ] [lau [laughter] >> but they will continue telling woe is me stories because they worship at the alter of celebrity victim hood. they make all their money -- it's a great con but at this point we all know the truth. harry and meghan don't want to be left alone because if they really wanted privacy they would get a primetime show on cnn. [applause] >> welcome tonight's guests. he's so nashville his blood type is mesquite. founder of the buck sexton show,

clay travis. [applause] >> as an nfl reporter she saw brat nerve naked without getting a text from him. he looks like the stepdad in a low budget porn. tv producer and writer, rob long in the house. there he is. she takes no prisoners because she can't carry them. fox news contributor and "new york times" best-selling author, kat from the house. hi, girl. >> hi. >> wasn't the lack of video evidence the tell here? >> exactly for two hours nobody was filming it because nobody here wants to be famous or go viral. most people don't live in new york city. even accidentally like a tik toker filming a dance on the sidewalk would have gotten this pandemonium in the background. i mean, it's crazy. i just also don't understand what they meant by like new york

catastrophic. like near commillisions like pee cutting you off. >> everything you do here is near fatal. >> the most remarkable thing is they think we are so stupid. like the fact -- it's so obvious. anyone who has ever even seen a movie about new york know it's not possible. they want people to feel so bad for them. a victim griff, it gets old. my problems have been different. like i was the princess and i didn't want to be. >> think about that parents pay a thousand dollars an hour at disney to pretend to be a prince and she's like this gig sucks. i can't believe it. clay, let me go to you because you were sticking up for her in the green room. >> yes, i've always been a big meghan markelle person, i

couldn't hear anything in the green room because you brought in 1990s rap. >> did i ever? >> he walked in, no soundtrack and all 90's rap. first of all, why wouldn't you just pose for the photos with the paparazzi? take the photo. no one has ever tried to take my photo ever, right? but if you're so concerned, there are like six paparazzi, come out, you're dressed really nice. i understand if you've got kids with you, or if you're not expecting to get your photo taken at 6:00 a.m., maybe you're a little bit antagonistic with them, take the photo and get into a normal car and go to your place. i don't want to sit in traffic for two hours to go anywhere. if you told me right now when the show is over you've got to get into a two-hour car ride, no, i'll walk, wherever you need me to go, so all of this, i find meghan markelle to be the most de testable person in media and she really is in media with all the shows that they do. i'll say this. if you ever get married or date

someone and they demand that you renounce your entire family as a precondition for that relationship in some way, run in the opposite direction. she's awful and she's trying to destroy harry. i feel bad for him. >> i'm with you. the only place we differ is i do get photographed a lot. people come up to me, oh, you're that before model from the diet ad. you're the guy on the left side of the screen in the slim fest. i know you. >> is meghan markelle a worst actress or screen writer based on the story tuesday night. >> i'm a member of the writers guild. i'm on strike. go writers. i'm a hundred percent in favor of the writers guild. i think they have a good point although i would be a scab just to punch out that story. [laughter] >> just pro bono, probably get kicked out but i'll do it anyway. here's what people forget about meghan and harry. [snores] >> i'm so bored with these two, i'm so bored with their story,

i'm bored with like what happens now. i'm bored with the kids. i was bored with the coronation. i'm so bored with this i feel like they owe us -- go away, come back, get fat and come back 20 years from now or do something a lot more interesting than that. like, solve a crime. you know what i mean? >> make a difference. >> make a difference in some way. be on a show, but not that. that was just sort of lame and sad and boring, and needs a punch up. >> thank you. i agree. i think you know who else is bored? they are. she married into the royal family because she wanted relevance. she was a usa today actress and she saw marriage relevance with harry but she didn't understand when it came to succession his only chance of wearing a crown was having a birthday party at burger king. only one day each year would he

ghetto wear it so do you think she's boring and she's trying to make life interesting. he's a spare, as the book says. >> i will say this. i think he might be behind this more than she is, because remember, that he is suing for further protection while he's in england. he needs more security. and i think there is a lawsuit under way for him to get this additional security. what better way to get it than to say when i was in new york, and this was official business or whatever it was, i was, you know, under this great duress. but here's the other thing. she was getting an award for a woman of vision. and i think the reason she was getting this award for being a woman of vision is because she has her very own truth. doesn't have "the truth." she has "her truth," and that is her vision and her vision that night must have been quite something because there is no way in hell, look, we weren't there, i want to be nice but i can't be because there is no way in hell this happens in new york

and nobody sees it. there is just no way. so i think this is a play for extra security money for harry. >> you know who the big winners are? the writers of her own show. i guarantee you, they went through after some table readings, would this ever happen? you try it yourself, lady. she tried it, and it turns out you need writers. [laughter] >> meghan might have settled the strike. that's funny. >> you need writers. you need people thinking hard about, is this exciting or not, needs a third act twist. i can't be two hours driving around in a cab. >> that's hilarious. i agree with you on woman of vision. stevie wonder has greater vision. >> he's not watching, folks, it's okay. >> he might be listening. >> god love you, stevie, he's a national treasure. before we go, come see me, i'll be in clearwater saturday, may 20, davenport, iowa.

up next, biden gets good news before his midday snooze.

[cheers] >> is being slow an advantage for joe? a new poll shared with the "new york post" owned by our parent company tjmaxx finds joe biden would beat donald trump if it was held today which is good news for joe because he actually thinks the election is being held today.

finally, 47-40 and that's just with joe's living voters. [laughter] >> you would think trump's numbers would be higher after he spent a solid hour humiliating cnn. after that kind of humiliation you usually have to higher a woman who charges by the hour. writes in a new memo to interested parties, to let joe "finish the job," because apparently it's easier than letting him finish a sentence. i wonder what the big guy has to say about all of this? >> i'll take on any of these guys, i don't care. they are all extreme maga. extreme maga. florida man, he's extreme maga, and who sells running against me. rfk jr. extreme maga. i know, he's a democrat but you can't trust him. you can't trust anyone who is named after a bridge.

true story, not a joke. [applause] >> i'll come to you first. obviously nobody in this room thinks biden will win but assuming he does is there any hope that the extra seasoning would make jill a better president in her second term? >> here's the truth. if i had to bet right now i think joe biden will win in 2024. i don't know if anybody agrees with me and certainly not what i want to happen but i sit around and let's consider, we live in a world right now where no one will admit they were wrong about anything. >> good point. >> how many people are actually willing in 2020 to change what they voted in, in 2020, even though biden is a disaster the best case scan their owe is either a lot of trump voters are not allowed vote because they aren't real people, right? but two as you look at it maybe they are just dissatisfied with what he's done and they don't show up. i don't think very many people are willing to change their

mind. even on covid. nobody will change their mind. >> weingartner says she wanted schools all open, it's worse than changing her mind it's arguing the exact opposite of what they argued for years. >> which is psychotic. >> the only thing you did when you said people won't admit they are wrong, you looked right at me. most people don't think biden has the fitness for a full campaign. when would you expect to us get a new covid variant? >> i guess they are supposed to frame it, the campaign, with, he's going to finish the job. i wouldn't recommend that because, also, all one has to do is go, what job? [laughter] >> he's stumped. [laughter] >> he has no idea what you're talking about. you can't have the whole campaign slogan be a thing that involves him having to know stuff. he doesn't know what he's been

doing. that he needs to continue doing. so i think that that's bad framing. finish the job, he'll be like, what job do you want to finish? he won't be able to do it. but then, yes, he might still get elected anyway because apparently, it doesn't matter. >> they elected fetter man. >> we now have participation trophies in election. wait, what? >> he won by 4 1/2 points in pennsylvania. it wasn't even that close. >> rob, i want to ask you this. i always look at elections like sports. in sports there is always the one kid on the team you don't want to hit it to but doesn't the biden campaign have two. shouldn't the opposition be going after kamala given her closeness to the presidency? >> he's got the safest job in the world because she's number two. that's pretty smart. the poll i thought was really interesting. 40 for trump, 47 for biden,

which means 13% of people are like, i'm out. and i think that number is going to get bigger and bigger and bigger. joe biden, you know, donald trump, you know what he's going to do. same old. same old complaints, same old stories, same old whining, same old nonsense and bide listen just be old. these two people are like old retreads. anyone who is 50 or under and can string a sentence together i think could get that 13% up to 55%. i really do believe that. that 13% is the number to watch. not biden versus trump. it's like people saying, anybody, like you, not in that jacket, but maybe even in that jacket. >> good for you. >> the jacket could work. >> i would never pass the background check. that would be a big problem. you pick up on that. >> i won't talk about your background check because we

don't want to go into that, i'm sorry to get a little serious here but if either of these men were genuine patriots they would both drop out because biden has no mental fortitude. he didn't have it for this term let alone for another trump. and trump is so divisive, no matter how much you liked his policies or like what he's going to say, he will never, ever unite this country. ever, will he unite this country. they would both step out if they really were patriots and said, what's best for the country? and, no it ain't kamala. there are other people, as you said, i'm certain that there are other people who could step in. the other thing, this maga this, that, i think republicans need to come up with a counterpunch to the maga thing. they say maga every chance they get. jp at the podium, every chance she gets. so whether it's lefty loons or

damaged democrats or deranged democrats, they have got to get some alliteration. >> i know what they can do. they can just say to him what is that? >> to biden? >> what is a maga extreme. >> explain. explain. that will get him every time. >> no joke. no joke. >> listen, michelle, i like your strategy but it's not like trump to give anyone a nickname, that's my problem. i don't know how we're going to catch on. up next, adidas bikini with room for your weenie. >> vo: for us, driving around is the only way we can get our baby to sleep, so when our windshield cracked, we needed it fixed right. we went to safelite.com. there's no one else we'd trust. their experts replaced our windshield, and recalibrated our car's advanced safety system. they focus on our safety... so we can focus on this little guy. >> singers: ♪ safelite repair, safelite replace. ♪ when migraine strikes, you're faced with a choice.

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. [applause] >> meanwhile a different dude modeling a swimsuit shows what it looks like with hair in a fabulous dude. the waxing kid apparently is sold separately. former ncaa swimmer star tweeted, adidas could at least have labeled it unisex and women's accessories aren't accessorized with a bulge. when as i kid adidas was about all day i dream about sex, not all day i dream about shrinkage. michelle, i'll come to you first. michelle, as a birthing person were your fellow people asking for this? were any women asking for this? >> god, no. dylan mulvaney has a little song

that he sings on tik tok called normalize the bulge. i'm not sure if this is what he meant, she meant but it's happening. i'm getting to the point where there is no brand i can buy anymore and feel good about it. like nike's 2, entanglement with china, my kids have been wearing adidas and i feel like every day i dream about, you know, suicide. this is brutal. i wish i had this person's hips. i will say that they are quite shapely. but the rest of it, i'm glad i don't have. this is, again, i think what we're seeing, i don't know what calculus these companies are taking because the mulvaney bud light thing really backfired. i don't know if they are saying we've got to jump on this and get talked about. i'm not sure if that's the calculus now. we've got to be politically

correct but i people like there may be some backlash. >> it's seeping into pop culture. are you concerned about that, we're going to watch paul mccartney saying, i saw them standing there. >> when i saw the picture i really thought, i mean, i don't know how else to put this, i thought she had taken a dump. and i thought, get out of the pool. lady, get out of the pool. i can't put it any other way. i actually like -- i mean, i don't know, maybe you and i are the same but we don't work out, i like the old style men's bathing suits, you know, where they were wearing like, on the beach and they are wearing like a t-shirt. if they could just have that and regular old trunks i would be in. >> the sing let. >> like in the 1930s movies, i look better than that guy. >> give me the king kong bundy. >> but what's weird about it,

we're still talking about like this tiny, tiny subset of people. it's so bizarre to me. like i can't imagine you would make any money. like the number of people who are going to run out and buy -- even in a perfect world, like, six people. >> i feel like it would turn off people, given the population size. >> from a distance it looks like something else. >> here's what i was going to ask you, women have so many things they are self-conscious now, are women now worried that their penis doesn't look big enough at the beach? in five years, will people be getting brazilian ball lifts. >> honestly, there have been bathing suit ads that i have seen that i have felt represented me less than this one did. [laughter] >> i don't have the penis. but the cleavage is about the

same. and we also maybe, like, is this a transperson or just like a dude that likes to wear women's clothes? my friend keith wears my clothes all the time for the same size but he's just a guy who likes he-hims. >> we don't have an answer. >> in the future for women to be saying, does this penis make me look fat? [laughter] >> it's coming. [laughter] >> it's coming. i have nothing to add. we all know it's coming. i will ask you this, though. we don't know if the person is transgender. >> we don't know. >> here's what i want to ask you for real. this is a serious question. i think, you know, because these woke corporate marketing firms, they know that the customers don't want this, i think on some level they are trying to change their sensibilities to get a higher dei score, social credit score that social corporations get. >> it's a super fascinating question. i would point out is, there are

lots of men pretending to be women who are making lots of money off pretending to be women, which i think is an insult to women. >> totally. >> but think about this. this isn't a single famous woman who is pretending to be a man, so we talk all this time about the transuniverse, you can maybe point to the ellen page, elliott page situation, but she was famous as an actress and now her career is basically over now that her career is a man. so men, we don't hear this discussed much but i think men just feel bad because if you're a woman pretending to be a man, you probably are not big, strong, or fast. you certainly aren't going to win a championship in sports and men just ignore it. you can do whatever you want. women, it seems to me, my wife is big on this, this is the ultimate massaging, because you're a man, and you're erasing women, and you're winning championships, and now you're wearing women's bathing suits and you're supposed to be able to embrace it.

i don't understand why women aren't like, this is ridiculous. men, no pun intended, men have certainly made that choice, and as a result, this really only moves in one direction. right? >> i agree. the only upside to this whole thing for real is they have single handily destroyed the gender pay gap myth. mill vain any was a starving actor as a man. now he's a woman. i don't want to hear it any more. coming up, did she look like a fool trying to bend an airline rule? there are some things that go better... together. burger and fries... soup and salad. thank you! like your workplace benefits and retirement savings. with voya, considering all your financial choices together... can help you make smarter decisions. for a more confident financial future.

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[applause] >> her niece bore the brunt but she's still a dumb airline passenger. [laughter] >> where are you guys going? video of an australian teen has

gone viral thanks to a ridiculous attempt to get around a carry limit. she donned 15 different articles of clothing totaling 13 pounds. or as we call 13 pounds here in america, a super model. and she topped it all off by stuffing an i-pad in her pants. on the bright side, on a water landing she can use herself as a flotation device so silly. isn't this the airlines fault because they are just overcharging us for everything? >> yes. i always blame the airlines although i was on her side until she said something in the article which was, people were annoyed that we were holding the plane up. [laughter] >> who are these niemi normally -- >> i would have been like, what are you doing? that's annoying but she was

laughing so hard she didn't care, which is kind of nice but she actually had to go on the plane like that she must have been so sweaty, like, how do you look like that? the airlines, it's like, you pay like the most money you will ever spend to have like the worst time of your life. >> that's rough. i would ask you this, though, michelle, because you told me you would like to join the mile high club. does this many outfits make it harder given just the close proximity of the whole exchange? >> you don't have to answer that. >> yes, you do michelle. no kidding. >> someone did try with me once. a complete stranger. >> ow damn they did. oh, it's the nfl, game of inches, come on, girl. come on. [applause] >> who took it to the house? we have time. >> i want to know the story. >> a little bit about this he was sitting next to me and he somehow had in his briefcase or something, a victoria secret

catalog and he asked me to look through with it him to pick out things for his girlfriend. this went on and on and on, and then he finally said, i'm going to the rest room. oh, snap. then i said, see you later. i sat there and he came back about 20 minutes later. and i think he was kind of pissed, you know, that's just not me. >> you think that worked before for him? >> maybe. maybe. >> why would you have the victoria secret catalog in your briefcase? i think he's played it before. was it awesome covering brett favre? >> it was not brett favre. as for the story, she had -- she could have gotten away with this if she had just put a few things on. it looked like her suitcase weighed about four ounces after

she doing everything out which she didn't need to do. i'm with kat. you told up the airline, i'm not on your side but i am on her side having to pay the $65, that's brutal, you didn't need the i pad in the pants. it's a bulge. maybe it should have been a swimsuit. >> she should have said that's my penis. >> they can't say anything. >> normalize the bulge. >> if you get on a plane right now, and say, i have a penis, you can fly the plane. we don't want to get canceled or in trouble. isn't this also a really good way to get drugs on the plane? >> it's the way some people i know have gotten drugs on the plane. i mean, but when he said i was going to the rest room, just for a minute did he say, right now, or did he say, you know what i'm saying? because i can think, he's an old guy, i'm going to the rest room. >> first of all, he was not an

old guy. >> how much did he weigh? >> he was actually an attractive man. >> oh. >> so there you go. >> can i stop with this story, i've got a husband now. >> this is great tv. >> did at any point you think about -- >> no, i'm not that kind of girl. >> he thought you were going to chase him. >> how did the rest of the flight go? >> it was very awkward. >> i think we had probably about 45 minutes to an her after that and i think i put on mien -- >> i know you want to get off of this >> and then we didn't speak. go ahead. >> what could he have said -- >> this is important. >> write this down, jimmy, you're getting a higher profile. what could he have said, like, i'm, you know, cardinal -- what, like -- >> how could he have -- >> bill murray learned on groundhog day, if he had to go back and do it like 40 times, is this something he could have

pulled off? >> not with me. i was a no-go. no. >> did he want the pretzels or the cookie? >> and if that contained coke -- >> wow! >> he wanted the swimsuit. >> you should have said i'm sorry, i ordered the vegan meal. >> yes, it's not really a hack. a hack is a thing that you kind of sneak and you get away with, putting on all the clothes, and then wearing your i-pad is not a hack. it takes no energy or thought at all. it just means that the person sitting next to you, which they are happy they are not sitting next to a fat person is sitting next to a fat person. you can have the extend-o thing for the i-pad and clothe. >> shouldn't we be happy with this person overdressing

considering how many overdress. >> i flip-flopped, i'm trimming my toes. >> first of all, to your point on the clothes, i'm shocked that she has -- feels like a stunt to me, right? because most people around her age, like the clothes, we wouldn't be able to wear like eight layers. they are not big enough, clothes to fit on. but this is also -- i'm sure everybody here at some point has had to sit next to a super fat person, like i fly southwest all the time. southwest airlines. and when you're on a cross country flight and there are open seats and somebody is coming by who weighs like 315, you don't want that person taking seat next to you. >> it's all fabric. does it really matter? >> because it's space. space is the issue. we should start a southwest support group because die that in texas, they charge you for

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>> ping-pong makes life better. klay, i'm come to you first. activities like ping-pong and shuffle board are better for your mental health. what say you? >> i love ping-pong and i bet at fox news i would beat everyone in ping-pong. i would throw the gauntlet down and i think i would crush everyone in ping-pong. doesn't surprise me at all because you can play me forever. like golf but way less intellectual rigger involved and analyzing. i a hundred percent buy this. >> better for your mental health. >> yes. >> kat, wouldn't you argue that beer-pong is better for your mental health? >> yes. >> next person. >> i also want whoever wrote this to come over and fit a ping-pong table into my apartment. >> good luck with that. >> i'm glad that something is the best for my mental health is

impossible. >> how much do you think ping-pong paid for this study? >> better than what for your mental health? like, that you round up all the crazy people in new york city and get them to play ping-pong in the subway? i don't think it will work. if you're stressed just take some time off and walk around the block. the mental health that i worry about are the people who are talking to themselves and looking at me and trying to make eye contact on the a-train. i don't think ping-pong will solve that problem. >> you might want the paddle, though, as a weapon. >> the paddle is -- it's too little. it's not going to work. >> michelle, don't you hate it when you're at a ping-pong tournament and the guy opens up the victoria secret catalog? [applause] >> it's better than the adidas catalog. >> a double call back, america.

we went back two blocks. >> were you a ping-pong person in your day? >> i called ping-pong at the sydney olympics in 2000 and you will you do -- it was taped, i was voiceover, here's the serve. and point to china. that's all i did. that was stressful. it was not stress relief. maybe playing it is, but next month it will be vache ball. you wait. >> we're a month away from a guy competing as a woman's ping-pong player in the olympics and winning every event. >> we were talking about this in the dressing room before your rap music came on, every single women's sport is going to have a man with a full-on penis dominating. that's where we're headed. >> i love it when they deny it's an advantage. if they remade rocky 3 and mr. t became mrs. t, you're all besting mrs. t, are you not? that's the scam.

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>> thanks to my guests and our studio audience. fox news with trace gallagher is next. i love you, america. >> good evening, and welcome to america's late news. fox news tonight. i'm trace gallagher in los angeles. >> trace: breaking tonight, fbi whistleblowers who called out the fbi for targeting pro-life groups, catholics and parents, now say the fbi has turned the tables and is targeting the whistleblowers, and there were fireworks in today's hearing on capitol hill. kevin is live in the nation's capitol with more on this. good evening. >> fireworks indeed. good evening. if what's been alleged is actually true it would undoubtedly constitute a shocking abuse of power by the