the requirements to be served at elementary and middle schools citing returns over non-nutritive sweeteners. whoops let's move. that's it tonight thank you for watching remember it is america now and forever. see you on instagram podcast next week and gutfeld takes it all from here. ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] ♪ >> pete: happy friday everyone. what a crowd! love it. i'm pete hegseth in for greg gutfeld tonight, who's off doing god knows what. anyway, let's welcome tonight's guest. his biden impression is so accurate, he's forgotten how to

tie his own shoes. fox news contributor tom shillue! [cheers and applause]. >> pete: she goes against the grain like someone with celiac disease. deputy opinion editor at news week, batya ungar-sargon! [cheers and applause]. >> pete: when he asks women for their numbers, they only give the one for the suicide hot line. actor, writer and comedian, jamie lissow [cheers and applause]. >> pete: and her meltdowns brought a trademark infringement suit from chernobyl. fox news contributor kat timpf. [cheers and applause] >> pete: all right, it's friday so before we get to some news stories let's do this. ♪ >> greg's leftovers. mmm. >> pete: it's leftovers where i read the jokes we did not use

this week. and just like greg does it, this is my first time reading these, so here we go. donald trump has announced a contest where the prize is a free dinner at his new jersey golf course. sounds good. former governor chris christie called it grandstanding. then asked how many times you're allowed to enter the contest. too easy >> kim kardashian has reached out to tom brady about buying a vacation home near his place in the bahamas. in return brady asked kim if she needed help deflating her ass. [laughter] >> pete: that's pretty good. that's pretty good. how is that a leftover? gen-z'ers are upset with howard stern after his comments towards women went viral.

the comments resurfaced when someone googled the phrase howard stern. about right >> new geological research warns that the height of sky scrapers is causing manhattan to sink lower into the surrounding bodies of water? well, some scientists blame other causes. [laughter] >> pete: that's pretty good. pretty good. alec baldwin became a grandfather for first time this week when his daughter ireland gave birth to a baby girl. friends and loved ones are predicting her first words will be don't, and shoot. all right, this week a 2.2 magnitude earthquake hit yonkers new york. according to reports, the quake caused thousands of dollars worth of improvements. [laughter].

>> i live in yonkers. >> pete: tom lives in yonkers us it true? >> tom: no. >> pete: we'll get back to it. christian deor is paying johnny depp 20 million to remain as the face of new cologne. because if anyone knows the importance of smelling good, it's the guy who shared a bed with amber heard. just the facts, just the facts. pilots for southwest airlines have voted overwhelmingly to go on strike later this year. the vote was supposed to take place weeks ago but got stuck in phoenix. the usda is weighing a ban on chocolate milk for school lunches. they're concerned the added sugar makes it harder to pay attention in pornography class. that's what it turns into, yep.

>> and finally, scientists have discovered an ancient text that showed the first kiss in history was recorded nearly 5,000 years ago. i remember it well, said the president. bravo to the writers of gutfeld. [cheers and applause] >> pete: now to some news. so who will crack the moet shandon. a guy named ron or the dude named don. did desantis eat an edible when he said only three candidates are credible. desantis and trump are turning up the heat in the white house while biden can't even find the starting line. desantis reportedly told his donors, all 6 of them. on a phone call that there are basically three people in the race who are credible in the election. biden, trump, and him. sorry rfk, the democrats don't

hold real primaries, just ask bernie. and of those three, desantis thinks only he and biden actually have a chance, even though polls show trump running circles around him like the tea cup ride at the magic kingdom. explain yourself ron only three credible candidates including sleepy joe who shakes hands with magical people. come on, man. what's that mean for tim scott? he's not credible? nikki haley, mike pence, not credible? they may be 1%ers as don likes to say but they're getting less interest than chris kristi's peloton. but aren't they credible? i mean if you ask me it sounds like ron's living up to his desanctimonious nickname. kind of like i did when al qaeda

prisoners at guantanamo bay called me line egg harbor boarding. the disney dustup they announced they are pulling one billion of investment from florida something the trump camp is hitting on. saying ron desantis is letting a no good very bad week letting disney steamroll him. everything adviceers tell candidates. sure feels like republican establishment are running ron's campaign right into the ground. the closer he gets the lower his numbers go. is it too late for hillary to run? just a picture? is it too late for her to run for governor of florida? she could at least scare away the alligators, too. so what's old joe think of this trump desantis back and forth? >> no, no, no. let 'em fight it out. let them pound each other.

i don't care. that's good for me. besides i feel pretty good. did you see my poll numbers against orange man bad? i'm up. i'm high, man. i haven't been this high since the time i accidentally borrowed one of hunter's straws put it in my enshire. man, that gave me a cook. not a joke. >> pete: joe biden, everybody. [cheers and applause]. >> pete: so biden let me start with you. what do you think of desantis saying there are only three credible candidates? i i think the media is really thirsty for this desantis trump match-up. they really want to see something along the lines of, you know, hillary versus bernie, you know, that the voters are somehow divided on this issue and ready to fight. but i really don't see it that way. i think that desantis has a point, even though he's very average moanius i agree with you. i think the point he's trying to say is that the trump base is not going to go for a nikki haley or a tim scott.

the trump base is the american working class that has been sold out by the elites of both sides. what they are looking for is a candidate who says to them, the way president trump did in 2016, they stole everything from you and i'm here to get it back. the problem with trump is he spends a lot of time these days saying they stole everything from me and i'm going to get it back and that is the opening from desantis, he can learn from that from strengths but also his weaknesses. >> pete: so maybe credible was the wrong word. jamie does desantis have a chance in 2024. >> jamie: i think he has a chance. i used to like really be behind him i think he's been losing me recently. but, man, the lengths this man will go to not have to take his kids to disney world. [laughter] >> jamie: i heard he's filing a lawsuit against chuck e. cheese and build-a-bear. yeah, think i he's got a chance. i think it's fun to watch. have you been to disney, i've

been to disney recently. i saw a lot of kids on leashes. >> yes. >> jamie: have you seen that the kids on a leash. i don't think it's fair to the kid, i felt bad. i think if you are a kid put on a leisure, you should be able to [bleep] on the ground. that's just -- >> pete: fair price. the parents clean up right behind you with a bag. >> jamie: yeah. >> pete: absolutely. tom is the disney strategy a right one? because desantis is leaning into it hard. >> tom: i think it is. i look at what's going on. i know there's a lot of headlines this week, beg loss for desantis, no, disney continues to hurt their brand. they're not a good player on the national stage and desantis knows it. so i think he's playing it exactly right. the one who's getting weakened by this battle is disney because people are unhappy with them. trump, now let's talk -- i'll get to desantis when he finally

announces and gets in the race i'll be tough on him but trump keeps trying to run to the left of desantis i'm not impressed. when he comes out on the side of disney, forget about it. and last week when he threw pro life people under the bus because he said that the heartbeat bill was, what was the word he used? he said it was too harsh, he said it wasn't good for women. i'm not impressed when trump tries to run to the left because i'm right wing and if you're maga you hold trump's feet to the fire right? he's going to run against desantis and he has to win by vote. you got that trump? [cheers and applause] >> pete: kat, now you told me in the green room you wish we could have eight more years of trump in addition to four we've already had >> kat: no, i said i think jeb bush is going to be the guy. >> pete: hold on. i mean, it's been a amazing because he wins reekes help by a

massive amount in florida, huge book store, massive money, and trump gets raided, prosecuted and a cnn town hall where they were to get him and he got them and his numbers go up. very interesting dynamic >> kat: you know who else had money, jeb bush. he was supposed to be the guy and people don't remember him. he could probably go around in public without anybody going what's your name? i think what trump did here was really interesting because he attacked desantis on policy, right, instead of -- he generally tends to attack people more on personality, like low-energy jeb, for example. and what desantis is doing, which i haven't liked what he's done for disney i just don't like disney i just don't like the government to be involved in business that way, as far as their tax status i don't even believe in taxes at all. so my opinion's irrelevant on that. but, you know, he said, hey, this is bad for business and i'm the business guy which is what people liked about him kind of

all along. now he did title the whole thing president trump is always right, so he hasn't really -- he's not like more c span friendly than before but i think that attacking on policy i think that's probably a better strategy for trump. >> pete: i'm sure he'll take your advice ipal with woman yeah. >> pete: prone to doing that >> kat: he always does. >> pete: good discussion folks. up next biden's diversity pick has a prison lock to pick. meet the future. [cheers and applause] nd their money with chase. the chef's cooking up firsts with her new debit card. hungry? -uhuh. the designer's eyeing sequins. uh no plaid. while mom is eyeing his spending. nice. and the engineer? she's taking control with her own account for college. three futures, all with chase. freedom for kids. control for parents. one bank for both. chase. make more of what's yours.

♪ [cheers and applause] freaky news, yeah. >> pete: you know you need it. his pronoun is sam and he's on the lamb. until now. sam britain biden's non-binary

former nuclear expert and alleged luggage thief was arrested this week for being a fugitive from justice. he's also facing two counts of being fabulous. but thought he would have been arrested for mixing stripes with plaid. like i'm doing now. he's being hold grand larceny charges after an african fashion designer reported her luggage stolen in 2019. the woman said her suitcase was full of original designs she planned to show. a fashion event. apparently she recognized her clothes on britain in photos. she said he's lucky for not appropriately a cross dressing matt damon. right? for a nuclear engineer britain

isn't exactly a criminal genius. good thing he's lgbtq plus otherwise the alphabet mob would be going nuclear with charges of a hate crime. jail won't be fun for britain. or will it? but at least he's used to wearing clothes that don't belong to him. the only dangerous waist where he's going is the toilet in his cell after taco tuesday. turns out his next government job will be making license plates. tom, have you ever considered shaving your head, growing a mustache and wearing women's clothing? >> tom: no, no. >> pete: it could get you a job in the administration. >> tom: i have considered stealing people's luggage but i didn't do it. that's the whole thing that's the difference between me and him. i look and think i wouldn't mind stealing it but i don't do it. >> pete: you're the reeling why

they check the bag tags. >> tom: yes. sometimes it's just by mistake, theulousage, you have to make sure. sometimes i grab a bag and i think it's mine and it's not mine but okay, all that being said this guy's a total freak. i mean, we knew that when he appointed him. he didn't seem like the most stable guy and we were like, i don't think this is going to turn out well and they're like oh, you're a racist or whatever they said at the time. we couldn't criticize his pick but then he proved himself to be a total weirdo criminal lunatic, and now there's just kind of silence from the administration. this is where they're supposed to stand up and hold a press conference and apologize for being so irresponsible. this guy, i don't know what his exact position was but something to do with nuclear policy and i can't imagine a more irresponsible thing. maybe if you hired a narc less than particular to watch over the nuclear button and make sure no one pushes that and don't fall asleep, thanks. maybe that. >> pete: maybe that.

>> tom: this is a close second. >> pete: kat same question have you ever considered shaving your head growing a mus taj and wearing women's clothes. >> jamie: >> kat: i would save a lot of time sitting in the makeup chair. >> pete: yeah. i saw it before the show >> kat: i don't know how sam britain thought they could get away with this because not really a person that blends in. i don't just mean in terms of looks and looks is certainly a large part of it but also how do you act. like most people don't go into ace restaurant like oh my pronouns are they them and i'll have the avocado toast and then at the end of the shift everyone realizes all the coats are missing. so you're not going to make a good fugitive but also this is someone stupid enough to think you can be doing crimes in an airport which is like the most surveilled location in the country second to only to like, i don't know, a military base.

so i'm starting to think, not smart. >> pete: second only to streets of new york city where you could also claim a two-hour car chase >> kat: yeah, right. exactly. >> pete: just saying. what? [cheers and applause] jamie, if you declared yourself non-binary, would people actually start coming to your shows? >> jamie: i think, i think either way "they" wouldn't come. i'm going to be honest with you i'm still a bit shaken up from the matt damon split screen. oh, my god mr. jason borne with a penis. this is a real think said they said situation. [laughter] >> jamie: imagine how confusing this -- how confusing the interrogation would have been when the luggage got taken. the cops like who took the bag

and he's like, they took it. and they go, so you're denying itten and he goes no, i just said, they took it. it's so confusing. that's why they sent four cop cars. this is crazy. i didn't know, i'm going completely honest i didn't know what binary meant and i had to google it. if anyone doesn't know you could be gender fluid, you can be a man one minute a thief the next. i thought gender fluid was why we grabbed the towel after sex. [cheers and applause] >> pete: it's because you haven't been to elementary school recently that's why you don't know non-binary. >> jamie: by the way, not to pile on -- no, to pile on. shouldn't you look at the picture with the mustache, shouldn't you start your sex change, he started his sex

change like from the ground up. do you know what i mean? you've got to dress -- you have to address the parts that are sticking out of your clothes. >> pete: you know what i want to do when i look at his picture? i want to run a magnet over his face and move the hair. >> jamie: yeah, yeah. oh, my god. that's so good. >> pete: well done. good luck batya after that. how do you think he's going to do in prison should that happen? >> batya: i don't know how i'm going to follow that i guess i'll say this is what happens when you base people not on the content of their character about you the color of their dresses: right? i mean, it's a deeper problem than just the fact that this person was, as you said, he wasn't hiding and he would go to like democratic fund raisers wearing stolen clothing right? it was out there in the open. but i just feel like sort of the woke agenda, it's like society's

regressing, they're trying to pull us away from dr. king's vision that finally as americans we're all on board with this idea that, you know. >> everyone deserves to be treated with dignity and then the left says, no, you have to respect a person who's literally stealing clothing from other people. that's the standard to not get called a bigot. you know, all good americans have to say no to that [cheers and applause]. >> pete: yes! it all starts with identity. they point to-somebody said let's hire that guy for the nuclear code. all right up next a soap maker pro claims we need chubby characters in video games. [cheers and applause] family is just very important. she's my sister and, we depend on each other a lot. she's the rock of the family. she's the person who holds everything together. ♪

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dove, the hygiene brand not the bird, is in hot bare after releasing an ad catering to plus-sides female gamers to encourage body positivity. nothing says body positivity like telling fat gamers to keep sitting on the couch playing video games. the company famous for soap, they make soap, says women in video games have been underrepresented and oversexualized for too long. too skinny, too beautiful, too bad ass. has dove forgotten how serious male gamers are about avoiding soap? you know, they're your grandson. seems like a demo ripe for ads for cleanliness. i don't know about you, but i want to see this ad. roll it, greg.

♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> pete: turns out the inclusivity cash grab has back fired. even dylan mulvaney was like goodness gracious. i can't get the tone of that voice right. do havve was criticized on lineh this time honored tradition of things people enjoyed. if dove wants to target plus

size customers then you should make shampoo that smells like ranch dressing. >> oh, my god. >> pete: that was in the leftovers. many female gamers chimed in online to say they enjoy playing as characters who are attractive and fit. or, as male gamers calling it, pulling a hegseth. i didn't write that one either. yep, just like greg's nude christmas cards, nobody asked for this. you got that didn't you tom? >> tom: the worst thing about that, santa's not shorter than greg. >> jamie: and also, i don't think we need that many presents. >> pete: and it misses the entire point of video games as scapeest entertainment. it's fantasy. video games allow users to experience hyper real worlds and

embody super natural beings. all without drugs. and in many cases with drugs. how else can you relate to being a blue hedge hog or an italian plumber. it captures the imagination like nothing on earth. just think how much money video games could have saved hunter biden. nobody plays a video game to act out making mortgage payments with a character who's got bad knees and a fear of commitment. it's just another attempt at normalizing unhealthy behavior. like being overweight or, worse, watching cnn. period. [cheers and applause] >> pete: batya, is this just a female thing or -- i don't feel like i see a lot of overweight men super heroes in video games either. >> batya: they're totally

enormous and built and what women want to look at. take a break from all the men in your life and look at -- that's the point of fictional worlds, right? this is totally not about women. but i think also even worse is that this fight was actually waged and won within the video game industry about 10 years ago, so's this big revolution a lot of women playing video games are like how come all the characters are so overly sexualized and there was a huge effort to put more normal looking but still attractive female characters and avatars. so what do they do they wait until the war was waged and won and swoop in and act like heroes. they do that all the time. they're doing it now with the racial question. americans overall agree that racism is terrible and so the left swoops in and says we're the anti irsist. and gay rights, they think every american should leave with

dignity and they swoop in and say you're all bigots and we're on the side of the good. i think this is what this is really a part of. >> pete: for sure [cheers and applause]. >> pete: it's confusing to me jamie an executive somewhere at dove said we sell soap so we're going to run an ad about female gamers maybe they'll buy more and feel better about themselves. >> jamie: they figure, oh, they're bigger, maybe they need more soap. yeah. [laughter] >> jamie: the whole animation i was like, this is -- she'd be out of breath. yeah. i don't know. sorry i got uncomfortable there. i want to be, like you said, i want to be -- when i play a video game i want to be somebody different. i don't even want to be myself in life right now. and then i just feel like it's

tactless some of the games they were thinking about coming out with plus size women, like grand they ought a lose some weight. mind craft macaroni and cheese. and then this last one, just space invaders. [cheers and applause] >> jamie: it's supposed to be a fantasy. could you imagine watching a porn movie and like if it was me the pizza guy goes to the door and the lady just pays for it and then shuts it. you have to deliver the rest of these pizzas with an erection. >> pete: all right. i can't -- kat you've never been accused of being a space invader >> kat: no. >> pete: what about the other side? thin >> kat: if i wanted to play a video game character that looked like me i would have to go with

like gumby. but i've never bought the -- a gumby video game and my animal crossing character is a lot curvier than i am and i'm okay with that. and the soap thing is weird because i kind of don't want my soap to be thinking about my body at all. like i don't want to have to shower like that. i loved a lot of the female gamers who weighed in. this was my favorite tweet about it. so as a female gamer myself, it seems you want us to play as unattractive dumpy looking female characters and then just simply, i don't think so. >> pete: maybe they don't want what dove is >> kat: i don't think so. you've gone too far, dove soap. like what a stupid time to be alive. [laughter] >> pete: tom it really is a stupid time to be alive. >> tom: it is. >> pete: soap is telling us how we should virtue signal about

our weight. >> tom: it is, but they've been on the fat thing for a lot time the dove people. this he come up with the campaigns, but jamie you're right it's just real estate we're talking about. like scott turf builders they want guys with big lawns. they don't want some little skinny patch of grass, right? i can't even believe there's such a thing as female gamers. i mean i really thought this was all kind of a dorky thing. i don't do much of the gaming thing but if i'm playing a game i don't try to get the really sexy woman i'm like she would never be impressed with me i wander away where the action and find like the librarian sitting by herself and try to impress her. >> pete: maybe she'd buy dove soap. all right, here we are. >> coming up, would you leave a dirty room than pick up a broom? [cheers and applause] trelegy for copd.

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♪ >> pete: well, some ignored the dirty plates hoping they'll get washed by roommates. or your wife. when it comes to cleaning, americans look at housekeeping the way gen-z students look at paying their loans. let someone else do it. that's what greg does with hosting gutfeld when he skips out on fridays. that's why we're all here. that's true whether you're living in a mansion or living out of your car. a new poll shows roughly 50% of americans pretend not to see a mess so others can clean it up. come to think of it, it's been a while since michael moore took himself through the self-service car wash. other 50% wish they had been

clever enough to think of that but ignoring problems might work for our southern border but they don't work around the house. in the end, probably doesn't matter because after cleaning, it apparently, according to a study, only takes the average home 12 days to get dirty again. unless you give your roomba some meth. it only takes two days if you live with someone with terrible hygiene and very low standards. [laughter] >> pete: i've seen will step right over a mess in his office as if those bodies are going to bury themselves. i love you, will. that's why i put my kids in charge of cleaning the house. so if only 15 of them pitch in, we're good. [laughter] >> pete: kat, as someone who famously never cleans, do you relate to this? >> kat: so i used to, i can admit, look at messes around the

house and ignore them, but that's because i was missing understanding what messes in the house really are. which is leverage. those aren't dishes in the sink, those are leverage. next time there's an argument, you never clean up after yourself either. that used to be directed at me. but if i do the dishes, i can no longer be because i have that leverage. >> pete: what's new leverage because there's always leverage >> kat: there is always leverage. it's all about earning points. >> pete: i see what side of the equation you're on there. >> pete: well, jamie as a divorced dad who lives alone, possibly in his car, who cleans up in the mess when you pretend not to. >> jamie: you know what's funny i really did live in my car for a while but i would like to announce right here that we just closed on a minivan. [laughter] [cheers and applause] >> jamie: i don't know if anybody else, this article, it

was really long and it talked about hike how people don't clean and what they clean. it definitely served its purposes if it was supposed to make me feel like a fity piece of beep bleep. it was saying that, it said, i think it said men like very few people spend less than 40 minutes cleaning a room. 40 minutes cleaning a room. i don't know one -- i don't think there's one guy that spends 40 -- maybe oj. [laughter] >> jamie: sorry. too soon? even though i am really a divorced dad guy and i like to joke about it but sometimes i like to get serious and offer up like some advice so i did record something to maybe try to help some of the single dads out there? >> pete: you did? >> jamie: uh-huh. ♪ >> lissow's lessons, tips from a

divorced dad. ♪ >> jamie: listen guys if you've just gotten divorced and you're sad and depressed, just look on the bright side, that's one less person you're going to disappoint. ♪ [cheers and applause] >> kat: jamie it can be hard to care about cleaning when you live alone. serious i never did. the first time my husband came over there was this pasta sauce stain on the floor that had been there for a long time. he was like what is that? i was like i don't know i think it's like seaty. he was like i don't know what kind of pasta. so he knew what he was getting into in my defense. >> jamie: great point. when you live alone, i remember one time i was going to take the clothes out of the drier and i was like why don't this just be the dresser now >> kat: i did the same thing. i did the same thing. same thing. and then they get wrinkled you just turn the drier on again. >> jamie: you turn the drier on. yeah. >> pete:. >> pete: i don't relate. if i lived on my own everything

in my house would be on a right angle. i have ocd. my friends in college used to just move things on my desk. >> jamie: i do that on the dashboard. >> pete: you strike me as a right angle kind of guy tom. >> tom: everybody thinks i'm neat and i'm not that neat. i think that with the study i'm not sure that i believe people see a mess and choose to ignore it because if you're a messy person you just don't see it. you don't see it as a mess. so if the bed's -- my bed doesn't look like that, there's not stuff all over it. but i'm not going to make the bed, like tuck it in. >> that's an actual photo of kat's house >> kat: it was way worse than that. >> tom: but if you're a neat person you want to tidy up all the time. i do like to clean but the whole point of cleaning is you clean it, you go on a rampage it's totally clean and then you mess it up for the next week and then you clean it again but tidy people like to keep it tidy all the time. >> pete: true there is a

difference between tidying and cleaning because you can pick up without cleaning up. >> tom: i'm not a tidier but when it comes to scrubbing and cleaning things we have to scrape the gunk off of i like doing that. >> pete: tidy cleany or messy. >> batya: you just solved a problem i was having. 49% leave messes for others but we know men make up 50% of the population, right? so it's all the men, right, that are doing that, right? so i was like where is the extra one percent and it is right here. >> pete: i am the one percent >> kat: or it's me and the other way around. >> pete: right >> kat: i know feminine so it's very confusing. >> pete: well done solving that. up next does biden want people to swoon over an artificial moon. [cheers and applause]

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♪ >> a story in five words ♪ >> pete: a fake -- fake. a fake, two, moon on earth. that's the story. tom, a developer wants to build a $5 billion 900 foot replica of the moon in dubai. it would have four to you

thousand hotel rooms inside, an arena inside and a spot where people can walk around and experience what it would be like to actually be on the moon. thoughts. >> tom: so that's what they're doing with oil, oil prices are up and they're spending five billion on a fake moon. >> pete: on a fake moon. >> tom: i think this is the erable for people who think we faked the moon landing. they're going to have proof now, an arab country built a fake moon? we know it's all fake now. >> pete: batya what do you this i? look at that thing. >> batya: i have five words back for you. humans don't belong in space i love this go see it in dubai. >> pete: experience the moon without leaving earth. >> batya: exactly. >> pete: jamie you've been known for mooning. >> jamie: i'm really excited about this mostly the part you said, did you hear what he said the lunar colony where there will be zero gravity. i'm like, oh, my god, i'll finally be able to keep it up.

i feel like so long, ughh, don't touch it. like plastic fruit, you know, you can look at it but it's not, you know, can't wait. >> pete: that really went sideways. kat trip to dubai, worth it for you? . >> kat: i was going to say what jamie said. [laughter] >> kat: sobriety supposed to do it with sunglasses on i don't get it. the logistics need to be worked out >> pete: what if you have a room from the top >> kat: you're miserable you freak out from being up for five days and have a psychotic break. >> plus you can see the moon, you can look up and see the moon do like june car or something. >> pete: that would be more exciting, right? >> jamie: yes. >> pete: you're right they've done everything conceivably possible with their oil money and now they're just like, [bleep] it, moon.

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