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after alikl we prefer our beer nuts to be in a bowl. [laughter] anheuser-busch hired diel ton promote bud lights sales down 75% and now company is talking about resigning the labels.mp anhere's the new label. and actually, here is my suggestion. [laughter] i mean, let's be honest. she seems like a barrel of laughs or at least 2 barrels. [laughter] and now with another company seems to be messing with their core audience. here you have 81-year-old martha stewart on this year's "sports illustrated" swimsuit issue. that is not bad for 81. and she is actually a woman. [laughter] martha has some wrinkles. but they are not on a scrotum. an underrated word, if you ask

me. transgender pop star competitors is also on another cover and i know what you are seeking. who? exactly. name recognition or any medication at all does not matter as long as you tick a box. this one to make a box or rather package. it is for the marketing team. if you worried the product is not so, you are a transphob tra. with stacks in the barbershop and each issue is covered like a roll of charmin and a chilly factor and that swimsuit issue, every year it got passed around like a hypodermic needle in the subway. everybody wanted it. it is clear those customers, they were just awful people. they are gross sexist higgs and it is time we make them hard for

being decent people because we are such bitter people now. with the crickets are better than steak and turtles are victims of oppression and men make better women. these new marketing people are better than anyone who came before because as miller lite points out, those creeps, they put ladies in bikinis. >> women were among the very first to brew beer. centuries later, how did the industry pay on march? they put us in bikinis. wow. look at this [bleep]. it is time beer made it up. miller lite is on a mission to clean up the whole beer industry's [bleep] >> greg: the company says women in bikinis should be forced to mud wrestle to sell beer. i know, i agree. let's go with alfredo sauce. [laughter] they were not forced to do anything. they were paid.

if you do not like it, you don't have to do it. that is what i say to the entrance on blackchief sunday. [laughter] the miller lite ad premiered weeks before melania's bud light video popped up. they try to play their own ad. they acted just like druggies flushing down their stash because the cops are at the door except the cops are actually their customers. how did this happen? all these nauseating pictures are masquerading as ads, the college is turning out too many useless women study? so the end up in companies demanding tampons in men's rooms? they view buyers as insects, stupid, gross, easily manipulated, summit to be punished could not celebrate it. like when that gillette and from a few years back offered a character juror of masculinity suggesting bad behavior was the norm among men.

they switched their slogan from the best a man can get to use these to slash your wrists. [laughter] you male oppression and space oppressors why does one company after another keep alienating their customer base? corporate access are many pleaded by woke grads. they embrace a short-term virtue signal over long term reward. if they never actually talked to the people who buy their stuff, they can fool themselves into believing their friends and professional peers are the real world. they can tell themselves they are making a difference if only those stupid carpenters those customers would repent. did you notice miller lite did not mention their most popular ads which included famous jocks and sports personalities like nick butkus and john madden. alpha males that appeal are you no surprise to man. not a single scrawny chinless seth meyers among them. and you know the ad agency who made that miller's anti-60

screen higher nothing but beautiful women for ads that target women. there is not a single broad selling shampoo or makeup. and that makes sense. it is like buying hair care products from a bald person. [laughter] scolding people for being people is a lousy way to sell products. and now they are so surprised when it actually backfires? i'm sorry, you could imagine where this is all headed. >> all right, gents. let's go over to marketing strategy for our new female products. no one knows how to sell to a woman like a man. steve, how about those sports bras? >> i don't think this is going to look good on me at the gym. >> grade point. johnson, what is the latest on the nail polish? >> this color is summery and i'm more of a winter pallet. >> excellent points. any more updates on the female products? >> i was thinking -- >> no, no.

thank you. thank you. anyone else? >> yeah. this paternity wear is not agreeing with my curves like i thought it would. what do you think? >> i think that is all for tod today. >> greg: let us welcome tonight's guests. she is like a tiny belt moves fast, kids, and lives in her car. the host of the fox true crime podcast, emily compagno. [cheers and applause] beneath that rough exterior is a rough interior. former nypd inspector and attorney palmer road. [cheers and applause] like a rubik's cube, she is colorful and 49 years old. fox news contributor kat timpf. [cheers and applause] and he is damaged more man than taylor swift. my massive sidekick in the nwa

champion, tyrus. [cheers and applause] emily, in case people don't realize, you were a oakland raiders cheerleader and you never got recognized. >> emily: no. >> greg: good for you. >> emily: only in the hazing. >> greg: you were an si van. i imagine you read sports illustrated. >> emily: i love that stuff. i was on this part of the maximum online, in a particular section, or whatever. so i love this and what i feel that miller lite for example has gotten wrong is that they present that you have to be an or. you can only apparently to be you can only be a brewer, you did in the dirt or you wear bikinis and you are feminine and you are sexual. i have a small family winery. i did in the dirt and i also wear bikinis and i love looking at ads of women in bikinis. >> greg: do you wear a bikini

when you are taking in the dirt? >> that is a new ad. for them, though, it is only one or the other. the feminine m&m has to have sneakers now. she can choose to be sexual, to choose to be found in. it is not just the woke corporate social media involved. these companies are actually answering to the consumer equality index. there's actually the human rights campaign that created an entire manufactured equality index that ranks these companies and according to that score that they get, that is the value of their stock. that is the value of whether they are applauded and put in certain advertising bundles for employees. for them, actually has a financial value. but what they are forgetting and all of this is the consumer. and that is why miller lite and bud light's stocks and sales have plummeted because we hate this [bleep]. give me back the women in the bikinis. [cheers and applause] >> greg: all right.

i'm equally outraged that that female m&m has lost its agency. [laughter] you know, paul chryst you and i are roughly the same age. give or take a decade. you, i mean, i don't want to overestimate the decline of si. but damn could remember what a great magazine was? everyone -- it was -- and now it is like nobody reads it. social media and the internet. >> so, you know, let's take a step back. i always ask myself, why? it is the most important -- >> greg: you are a philosopher. >> i was brought up that way. sincerely, if you look at the common denominator here, right, all right, have all of these woke companies doing what they are doing and you have to say to yourself, it does not work economically. what are you doing it? right? what does target is what you have to ask yourself and doesn't feel like revenge? it feels to me like someplace in the deep dark past, some cavemen

could not of the does not and dragged her into a cave and all the men now are paying for that, right? it is like the thing that you both wife -- when she says, [indistinct] you said to me last spring. it is the equivalent of that and you have to say, why? it has that field and i feel like at this point, somebody has made the calculus that men are just annoyed. the traditional role of men are in a way and the reason for that is controlled. we are in the way of the complete control of the eight people on each coast because this is not a large group. 15 people total who have decided right now that this is what we have to do. we have to drink beer from mulvaney. and nobody wants to do that. but you will obey. >> greg: yeah. and at the end, even if you don't like it, you can't talk about it. >> if you do, you are a transphobe.

>> greg: cap, i feel like what paul says, a sense of vindictiveness. and when men rent advertising in the 60s through the 2000s, the good old days, they are not negative about women. i mean, no -- >> kat: it is funny that you brought up the gillette at. you inspired me to re-share the rent that i went on when everyone was going crazy about how men were under attack. literally every ad ever is like the entire beauty and fitness industry, just telling women they are not good enough. i will reshare that. >> greg: they do focus groups with women. they don't want some things sold from a woman that they can't aspire to be. >> kat: i'm going to reshare that. but i thought that the martha stewart's sports illustrated cover was actually quite thought-provoking. it proved to me that age is just a number because you look at it, you think, that woman is older than joe biden.

>> greg: uh-huh. [laughter] and looks better in a bikini. >> kat: i don't even think he could sit like that. >> greg: no, i don't think so to. >> kat: only when he has to pee. that was for you. [applause] >> kat: i mean, i guess it is inspiring to note that. i, too, could look like that if i make hundreds of millions of dollars. >> greg: exactly. and you need an airbrushing machine the size of a fourth -- a 747. >> kat: i will be dad. >> greg: of that know to you are a fan. >> tyrus: i am a huge fan and she is a fan. she is part of my group. [laughter] [applause] and anyone who does and i have had the pleasure of being in her office while i was body card —-dash body guarding for snoop. it is not a sex story, i'm

sorry. she was so kind and so ojeya cool. she said, let me show you something. again, not a sex story. we don't get that. and she brought me in her office. i know. it is not a sex story. are going in her office and she puts on the lights and she says, take a look at all my enemies. i was like, damn, she had one everywhere. there were pictures of really attractive women. i almost said hot chick, but i apologize. [bleep] hot chicks all over the wall and she is like, that is me. look at me. she was a 10 before there was a make sure system. raquel rosa did not have [bleep] on martha stewart. you need to check it out. you were in their mid-20s? and you look around the thing and she said, can you believe somebody divorced me? i could not. she has been hot for decades. even went to jail, got presents

tribes. there is no one cooler than martha stewart. i will be buying that magazine, absolutely. >> greg: you know, i think she was throwing it out there for you. she wanted you, and you did not react. >> tyrus: on often asked if i had a hall pass, that is mike hall past. >> greg: he is able hall pass? >> tyrus: no, they do tv shows together. they are friends. >> greg: got it. >> tyrus: he would be absurd. i think she is his hall pass. >> james comey arrested that? >> greg: yes. we got to move on. elon musk gets out of the closet for the donor who undermines laws. [applause] ♪ the all-new chevy colorado is made for more. bring more. ♪ do more. ♪ see more.

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>> greg: at the world's richest man is taking a stand. elon musk wednesday night amber heard, so we know he is not afraid of crap. [laughter] now he is calling out george soros for enabling america's violent crime epidemic. a long and david sacks explain how sorrows help fund collections for liberal d.a.s uniquely destructive to the law and order. as the squad because it, awesome. laughter] elon agreed, adding that they have sought to minimize prosecuting violent criminals. and the effects are scary. the number one career choice for recent college grads is marking. followed by looting and pillaging. if you dare criticize soros as musk has, you wil will be called anti-semitic, which is? for the course for the left. why debate? scare everyone with the bigotry

smear. elon is not backing down. he defended his tweet and admitted he is willing to lose his fortune in the pursuit of free speech. he put his money where his mouth is just like kat. [laughter] i wonder if he will say what he wants and if the consequences of losing that is losing money, so be it. >> i will say what i want to say. if the consequence of that is losing money, so be it. >> greg: he also called out twitter's handling of hunter laptop story which got squashed like a hemorrhoid cushion. some of this has turned out to be true. >> so many conspiracy theories have turned out to be true. >> which ones? >> like the hunter biden laptop. >> that is true? >> yeah. so, you know, that was a pretty big deal. there was twitter and others

engaged in active suppression of information that was relevant to the public. that is a terrible thing to happen. from punishing criminals and calling out election interference. no wonder the left calls him a precious. he has vowed to fight the good fight. so paul, you are a retired detective and i think there's always interest me because whatever you want to talk about these d.a.s and somebody will apply the phrase "soros funded" and people will say that is a dog whistle but then you do the research and then you find out, it is true. i mean, why do people always put that under the umbrella of anti-semitism when it is a fact that these d.a.s are causing the crime epidemic by not putting people behind bars? >> it is ridiculous. i love the fact that musk won't be cowed and i will tell you why. there's no way to define or cancel him because he saw all of this coming. he is a tony stark.

you don't have to worry about commercials because he has the satellites. at the end of the day, think about it. this guy versus soros, our guy, musk, this guy has a space ship. and the thing works. all right? and it comes back to earth and everybody is intact. my money is on him. the only thing that disturbs me is we put a lot of eggs in one basket. this is our guide. we are in trouble here. we sent of the most signal. he has to come save us like batman and we need more than one and so it has to be more than just twitter willing to go out there and battle with these guys. when you compare what he has done for the country compared to a guy who would take forever, the destruction of our cities, the millions of dollars in damage, the destruction of lives, you know what to tell is, soros' wall street journal defense, obviously one of his people wrote it and he has ghost writers. it was atrocious. it did not make one reasonable

point because he has no way to go but you have to look around the country. just lost another one. jim gardiner forced to resign. he has lost that one. he has lost to the public is wising up. we got to get rid of them in our major cities. [applause] >> greg: tyrus, paul, said the point to point that this is rbac. kind of makes me maybe like a robin. [laughter] i'm like -- i could be -- >> tyrus: i would say more like alfred but robin works. >> greg: alfred -- alfred. anyway, sorry. >> tyrus: you don't like to fight. >> greg: no, i don't. >> tyrus: when you have your one and the bat signal goes up, hey, tyrus, can you host this for me? i got some stuff going on. i would just -- here's the thing with elon and again, phenomenal.

and by the way, i'm co-piloting when it is time to go on the rocketship. but the thing is that when you are a billionaire, you are able to do these things. because even if they sued him, he could still live off the inches. just take a trip around the world and way for things to die down. the problem is is that a lot of people don't have that to fall back on. you know? they? they will have a platform like this and then it is gone and all of a sudden, and then you get divorced and then you got child support and alimony and you start thinking, you know, woke up was not so bad. you know? it was just for a little while. >> greg: when you are making the exact point. you can only be truly free if you have his kind of [bleep] money and nobody else -- >> tyrus: that is a point. it used to be two and a half million dollars in your bank account and you had your house and car and savings and you stayed small and you can say, [bleep] you, because you had

enough to live of interest and keep going. now it is 1 billion. >> greg: it is inflated. >> tyrus: and i'm just 1 billion short. [laughter] >> greg: it is true. it is true. [applause] i mean, and thinking about this now. we know longer have, like, warfare. we have a lot fair. people, if they want to destroy you, they can just sue you and just drive you into the ground. i have been thinking about it myself. >> kat: you soup me? good luck. >> greg: yes. [laughs] but it is true. you are only truly free if you are elon musk or somebody close to that. >> kat: either that or if you are like a homeless person on the street. >> greg: yes. >> kat: i saw this guy rolling around and i'm like, he is having a better day than i am. >> greg: and i know the guy you are talking about. >> kat: he gets to pick whatever song he wants.

>> greg: no bills. >> kat: exactly. i mean, look, i think that what he said about how i will say what i will say what i want to say and the consequence of that is losing money, so be it, obviously, it is easier for him to say that as everyone has pointed out. but i think that there's justice hyper concerned with it from everybody else, i mean, you can talk politicians, corporations, media, people constantly are trying to sort of detail or what they say to money and unfortunately, i think it is in this place where we don't even have any idea what each other actually believes at this point. and i read about in my -- write about in my book actually -- [laughter] -- fourth on the new york times list. thank you. [cheers and applause] >> greg: you mean the failing new york times? [laughter] >> kat: sure. you. yes. you mispronounced congratulations. but we have created -- there's

people, what they say believe, what they actually believe, studies show there's huge gaps because of it. and i think more people need to do this. and just take that risk because we have created a society that none of x actually want and unless we express ourselves, we will never understand each other. current last word, and we or words. >> emily: part of the issues that i see and remember that elon musk was called a white supremacist and apartheid apologist. and the issue that is he here is that with this app you money -- fu money, he is playing chest and to criticize the policies to call him out then you are considered an anti-semite? what about the disproportionate impact on jewish people, what about the disproportionate impact on african-americans and black men and the like that all of these policies have. it is like they are playing this philosophical work that we are

watching arrows flying across the americas but real people are dying. will communities are to those decaying and rotting. his the eighth prosecute less than 50% of what comes across their desk. and they did it on a rhetoric of criminal justice or focusing on the crimes that matter. we are not going to prosecute trespass. it is a component of domestic violence. what you think the largest petri dish for not only please ambushes and injuries but also women are? it is domestic violence. it is press pass. all of this is under the guise of this narrative that has pushed by this old decrepit man and the media just furthers it with that same narrative. >> greg: there was no way need to go ages there. >> tyrus: she is right. if there is anyone to call wrinkled scotum, i ♪

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>> greg: they are a union strong in a 28. dancers at an l.a. club are said to be the only strippers to unionize. the club is called the star garden topless dive bar. it sounds like one of the best places to meet a social path. [laughter] but seriously, you live in l.a., you can do with a better title. [laughter] or the crotcheteria. it comes after a legal battle with club owners and 19 dancers and it will be confusing. most are named cinnamon and

chardonnay. they are seeking higher wages to protect them from aggressive patrons because some patrons are downright handsy. [laughter] real sticking point was the higher wages plus they care for their younger kids and-year-old money for their older ones. [laughter] wonder woman called it a win for the entire strip club industry and another called it the biggest advancements since the heated stripper pole. they will join the equity association. benefiting when naked women unit. the union president is this. [laughter] cap, they worked on this for 15 months. are you happy for them? >> kat: yeah. tournament is this a great thing for strippers everywhere? >> kat: yes, i think it is a great thing for these strippers. these are very murdered -- motivated strippers. >> greg: i know. >> kat: they must really like

it. i also think that even by becoming this famous, they are probably going to have more business because people will be like, i'm not going to the strip club. i'm going to the union represented strip club. from union strippers. so this is also a great news for men that want to put a spin on things. i'm supporting organized labor by getting a lap dance. >> greg: exactly. you go, girl. yes. stop crying during my lap dance. tyrus. does this change anything in your life? i think it is amazing. i'm not really prounion, but i am -- >> tyrus: if the tip rates go up, what is the union rate for a tip? >> greg: i don't know. >> tyrus: is it a job now? is there a special rate for day shift? there's things we need to know. i think union is -- it is good

and bad because they got to pay dues. they have to pay the club. >> greg: yes. >> tyrus: you know what i'm saying? yes, i know a lot about this field. i actually have been to the place you have named. they have great breakfast there. [laughter] you know, i'm just digging a hole here. but you know what? unions are good. hopefully they can keep it going. [laughter] >> greg: yes. very, very, josh. >> kat: nailed it. >> tyrus: i'm a feminist. >> greg: you are a feminist. they are going to have to pay dues. you said this is your favorite top. >> emily: i'm happy for them. now the club owner won't steal from them so readily. it protects them. and i think for all of those people, especially on the left who said that people feel unsafe by a tweet or unsafe by someone's presence, they should be reporting this. these people are working really hard and for some, even though they are laughing at the

audacity of these women to actually request some type of protection in their workplace, i think this is phenomenal and it is 15 months of their work but it is only -- in san francisco and a lot of other people who have been working really hard to unionize this industry that is pretty prolific and pretty well intended. people that are scoffing at this, double check whether you have been to one of those and laughed and one of those and enjoy someone's lap dance and by the way, in that actors equity guild, everyone on broadway and everyone at disney world. i would love to be part of their union meetings. it would be amazing. >> greg: they really were the heroes of the lock down, you know? they wore their masks. but nothing else. [laughter] you know, paul, in this weird hysteria, isn't it amazing that drag queens are up on this pedestal and forgotten are the only hard-working strippers? why don't we have strippers story hour at schools? is because they are women? why are men who are responsible,

drag queen women dance worse then strippers. it is just because they are meant that we go, it is funny when they go like this? they are not really dancing. they do it like this. >> kat: what kind of horrible drag show have you been to? >> greg: most correct answers are adaptations of striptease's and the more female, it is tough set aside tossed aside, paul. tossed aside, i say. >> i feel like an amateur in this segment. you guys got it down. >> greg: you did not what a be beat? >> let me just put a cap on this. what famous person or organization that operates at the union of strip bars and labor unions? i have a feeling there's going to be five families who are going to be part of the negotiations, so let's not get too happy about this.

have the feeling the girls who are working their way to law school -- >> tyrus: they got a union now. german dental hygienist. >> not going to work out. >> greg: that is a great name for a hotel. comfort inn. >> you would note. >> greg: it is so sad. >> tyrus: commercial. >> greg: i'm not the dancing for you. local news about your best defense against erosion and cavities is strong enamel- nothing beats it. new pronamel active shield actively shields the enamel to defend against erosion and cavities. i think that this product is a gamechanger for my patients- it really works. when you really need to sleep. you reach for the really good stuff. zzzquil ultra helps you sleep better and longer when you need it most. its non-habit forming and powered by the makers of nyquil. we know patients are more than their disease.

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>> announcer: coast to coast with stories that matter most. you are watching local news. with prime time emmy award winner chet van jansen. and now here is chat. [cheers and applause] >> greg: each guest has to share a story from wherever they are from and then i vote on the when and that winner gets my old tax

machine. paul, new york, take it away. >> according to the reporting, meghan markle and this guy, harry, had a two-hour car chase yesterday fleeing paparazzi through midtow midtown manhatta. all right. two hours to walk here. so number one it did not happen. number two, the nypd statement on it is hilarious encapsulation of [bleep]. all right? >> greg: yeah. >> all i can say is this. if you can't be a real queen, you can be a drama queen. [cheers and applause] i'm ending on that. can i leave? >> greg: i don't know. were the paparazzi chasing them or were they chasing the paparazzi? >> tyrus: i have some breaking news on that because i was on piers morgan today.

>> greg: on the show could not him. [laughter] he would have crane crest. >> tyrus: the answer is still no. yeah. so the taxi cab driver that they'd jumped in the car that rescued away, he drove them around the corner and back to where they were. [laughter] because nobody knows when you are running away from danger, you just circle around and come back. [laughter] so that and go, celtics. eastern conference finals. go, tatum and brown. we got this. >> greg: that is your local story. all right. look -- >> tyrus: maybe if you ever tried competitive sports once in your life, gutfeld. >> greg: i tried some sports, but i was much more talented than those children. >> tyrus: but they were taller. >> greg: that is a true. [audience reacts]

i don't know how they are going to spend this story. even the mayor said, this does not happen. you can't have a high-speed chase in new york city. is the easiest provable thing. >> you married the prince of worcestershire. that is what she wants. they are running away from a photographer? come on. >> greg: i love this story so much, i might marry it. emily? >> emily: so my story is that there was this guy who lived in los angeles and that he got into uc berkeley for a year. and it was literally cheaper for him to flight to class every single day from l.a. rather than lives in berkeley and pay bay area taxes and then he did this conclusion online. literally, it was just the 32 days spent in the air. everything else was like, 5,000 here, 6,000 here. he combined alaska and southwest. made it to every single class. i don't know what grade he got.

a tenth part of the reason he did it that way is because he knew his employer would keep employing him. basically a you could to play with before he could keep working. that shows how expensive the area is, of how savvy you can be with the airline miles and also have obviously he did not have any friends. if you could spend 32 days away from everyone -- >> greg: that is a nice little thing to have. yes, hashtag literally. [laughter] it is literally literally. all right, kat, close it up. turned to see guy right there. believe it or not he is literally a criminal. >> greg: yes. >> kat: i know he does not look like it. but he does crimes. and he commented on his own mugshot post on facebook, the cops were looking for him. >> greg: really? >> kat: he said, y'all almost had the other day. he meant "me" the other day. he is not an author, unlike me.

you got to be quicker than that and then he rose again, what will i get if i turn my space itself in? they give me a good enough deal. i my turn my space itself in. guess what. he still is at large. >> greg: wow. and he is in the audience! everybody! steve! he has got a gun! everybody run! >> kat: i thought when i was reading it, this idiot does that and he gets caught. he is an idiot but he is still not caught. >> greg: literally.

>> announcer: a story in five words. ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] >> greg: next bachelor's over 60. cap, abc producing a spinoff of "the bachelor" called the ": bachelor." will this show be a hit? i'm watching this? >> kat: i feel like in this version of the show, everyone will be there for the right reasons which will -- she watches, too. okay. that will unfortunately be wrong for the show. you need fake people who want to

be influencers. you need diabolical, manipulative behavior. that is what you want to watch. if you want to watch old people fall in love, you go to a diner. >> greg: you can't find a chad over 60. by the way, this is a show where young people can actually learn something because these are people who have done things in their lives. >> kat: sure, i will look forward to your activity days. and i think to make it especially spicy, they need to make sure the women of -- are of very a ages. >> greg: everyone should be in the same age group. they can be augmented. >> kat: maybe he leaves with the 21-year-old camera operator. the producer, e.r. >> greg: tyrus? >> tyrus: first of all, you don't need this. go to any old folks' home. all they do is bang and has run. the old people are old. they will be like [bleep] done.

she was the best. let's go. literally that is what is going to happen. it is going to be a he herpes f. >> greg: i think it is because they got them in the '80s. all right, last word to you. >> i don't care. i don't care. i think there is going to be a sag first. there's only one way i will be interested in this, and you have to raise the stakes. if a bachelor is not chosen, we execute you. >> greg: i don't know if i would go with that. that is a nice note to put on the script. execute them. >> it is like the praying mantis when the female gets to eat the male. >> greg: yes.

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>> greg: thank you. "fox news @ night." i love you, america. [cheers and applause greg: the bubbles are not coming from the fish. [♪] brian: welcome to "one nation," i'm brian kilmeade. what a lineup. we have the hottest comedian in the country. andy mccarthy talks about being a member of the brat pack and being a great dad. i'm thrilled the race for the 2024 nominations is off to such a strong start. but notice i said start. so many look at do