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of her duties immediately. but my question is, why didn't they remove her after she insulted and, you know, cleared the table of the pro-life material. is that allowed? imagine if the shoe were on the ott foot, it was a trans table, she would have been fired instantly. >> greg: happy -- happy -- yeah. happy trans tuesday everyone. yeah, we were going to serve tacos. but then they turned into hot dogs. have you seen the
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latest news, target is going balls out for keeping your balls in. the retail giant is selling women bathing suits that are tuck friendly. who knew this was in such high demand. i always shout shrinkage would solve this problem. but i guess i didn't realize all these years how many women were suffering in silent. wow. so, pictures and videos of these junk tuckers have gone viral. junk tuckers. spreading -- spreading like monkey pox at a pride parade. yes, and he will be punished for that. that gay
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guy, he tricks me every time. the target swimsuits promote their tuck friendly const construction, extra crotch coverage. why would you want to hide the fact that you got a package at the beach? unless you want to trick someone. sorry, i am never going to be comfortable with a girl is staring at me and getting aroused in her swim trunks. that goes for the beach and womens bathrooms. that was funny when it was written. several people -- several people online have said target's marking to kids, only offered in adult sizes, my nephew is in third grade and he is a c cup. and response to the backlash, target's only ceo said moves are good business decisions and it's the right thing to do for society. but really? good for business
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mr. ceo? why were southern stores asked by target to move the merch away from the front of their stores, june target insiders telling fox digital, they have been having emergency calls to tamp down the displays so, here is the deal, no one is saying trans people don't exist or don't deserve rights or by bikinis. maybe corporations might stop using baby cloths to push delusional cultural trend or indulge of political just to place yourself high on an activist score card, that is what it is. all these things keep happening one after the other as it it's coordinated. canadian teacher, trans swimmers and runners beating their biological female competition like rented mules. dylan
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mulvaney, ad campaign that made the hindenburg look like a gender reveal party. a male model in a one-piece bathing suit meant for women. i personally reached out to the model and told them so over dinner in aspen. appreciated the flowers. of course there are kids cartoons and books features nonbinary males in dresses. drag queens popping out like little gay jack in the boxes, drag queens are the only adults who can still read. sororities are feeling the bulge as kappa alpha goes alpha male. 260-pound trans sorority sister, thinking she is not really a man. sorry, that's a man. it is going to take a lot of beer goggles for him to hookup at the next formal. bud
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light is really cheap right now. all of this is trans related, it's a culture war blitzkrieg and raises the world's most important question. it doesn't really. i don't wear bikinis unless kidlow demands it. i am a social commentator with a lot of time on my hands, i never shopped at target, it always struck me as a kmart for extras from glee. when this happens, i keep asking myself, have we reached peak trans yet? they got swimsuits to cover up the swimsuit issue, pop singer the and track stars and swimmers. and now even mass shooters. so, they are now as american as you can get which means like the rest of us they got a target on their back. it's called humor.
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they should embrace it. welcome. guest, she knows dollars like i know leather collars. financial analyst heather. she's closed more clubs than the coronavirus. median joe divino. she is like a cigarette butt, small, white, found at crime scenes. cat timpf. he uses sleeping bags for sockets, world heavyweight champion tyrus. hello you claim to be business expert so i'm curious about this so-called woke capitalism. is it simply because they really care about a community or just trying to
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score points so that somehow they can get more advertising? >> well i heard you mention this in the monolog, ceo brian cornell has been 0 a tour defending this decision, bad business decisions of nike and bud light, it's affecting their bottom line, woke policies that hr departments are coming out with. they just want to make sure as a company you're not a target of being called homophobic, racist, ageist, sexist, or any other boxes and by checking that off, he's doing himself a disservice in the long run. you are not catering to your customer. most americans who shop at target, the parents think this is wrong. -- well,. >> greg: do you ever meet anybody, real people that are like going this is great? >> well, and target's defense they said it's not for kids, we're targeting adults. nobody wants to see this, this is a
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policy of bad marketing strategy that started in 2014, same-sex marriage they got behind, help they got behind 2017 removing gender from the store, you cannot have a section for boys, can't have a section for girls. 2017, opening up the womens bathroom to well, i guess anyone. so, you are going further down the rabbit hole. customers are going to boycott which is too bad, i like target, i want to go to target. >> greg: everybody's in on it, kkk just came out with a rainbow sheet. for june. joe, you were trans before it was popular and yet you're -- which is weird because you're very unpopular still. wow. >> is there a question that comes or just abuse. >> greg: yes, was joe mackee busy? what do you make of this there were -- there were actually one sees for pride. i
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don't really care about that except we do know kids don't make these decisions, somebody else is doing it. >> so they children sized shirts about promoting the trans lifestyle, i guess. and i assume that's harmless. again though you are turning your children into social issue billboards. >> yeah, i don't like when they do any of the kids they make comfort with a political opinion. they did at least say that those swimsuits were i can't buts. i bought one with the extra room. i thought -- i was wearing it backward. i think what they're saying now that pouch is actually for your light beer. yeah, i don't know if we reached peak with this. this has nothing to do with social issues. it's this weird way of virtual signaling, getting a high esg score. would say if you don't like it, don't shop there. i don't know. i kind of like
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target. but if you don't want to buy your clothes at target, buy your clothes at wal-mart, people transition not giving. >> greg: that's me all over. kat it's interesting, it all happened kind of at once, like we're seeing it everywhere. it's almost as though it's a -- like the extra part of a recipe for every story. >> we've done this story before, no. trans. and now we have a trans story. why do you think this is happening? >> i know, where are all the ladies putting them before? >> greg: exactly. exactly. >> you okay, so i spent a long time today because of you. >> greg: yeah. >> on the target website looking for the tuck bathing suits which by the way i am going to totally destroy my algorithm for the rest of time. it has the rest of my measurements. but none of the bathing suits that have the tuck friendly tag on them that i saw
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on twitter actually said anything about tuck friendly on the website. >> greg: interesting. >> isn't it interesting? it just said pride. which like i am not going to make the jump from pride -- you put it in there. imagine if someone might just order it and all of a sudden realized, they ordered a banana hammock on accident. >> i've done that. i. >> i look at this, i'm sure it's happened a lot. >> male underwear that does that, right? a separate little -- >> i don't know. >> greg: i know, it is strange. >> i know, i sound like i do. >> greg: exactly. you're me transition. >> no, i'm not. i'm all woman. >> greg: you are. tyrus, what do you make of this? >> pride chair will be cool, i won't want to pick it up at target, that's what spencer's is
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for. why can't we just have a section. if it's just have a trans section since it's such a big market. just put it in every store. men, women, trans. what's the issue, give them their own section and we move on with this. because it's not about that, it's not about trans people having opportunity to find clothes. it's been virtual signaling and that's the part that sucks for trans people who are just trying to live their life. if they are quietly going to the store to get a bathing suit, do they need to be in the front and everyone needs to see them buy it or a social section where you can have redneck t-shirts, blm t-shirts, lgbt t-shirts, where everybody can go. >> greg: fantastic idea. yes, it would be -- it's like the stranger section. >> maga, you got -- maga.
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>> greg: maga next to peta. >> all groups altogether. >> but they won't make a section because the ceo knows there is virtually no target market for this. there are a few people, yes. but most americans that shop there are not going there for tuck your private parts in your bathing suit clothing. >> greg: how ironic that target has no target. >> it is ironic. >> i said it so many times the only solution is nude beaches. >> greg: yes, you have said that. >> a bunch of beaches with guys looking around looking at their watches, when is it coming. >> greg: stocks dive by mistake due to a photo that was fake. the chase ink business premier card is made for people like sam who make...? ...everyday products... ...designed smarter. like a smart coffee grinder -
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all right. could ai fakes cause existential mistakes? on monday morning a picture of an explosive near the pentagon spread like photos of me flexing my quads. take a look. yeah. those are my quads. anyway, the explosion was totally faked creating using artificial intelligent, that's right, about as genuine as kat's hair. >> it's true. >> greg: several news agencies picked it up including india's public tv, today both agencies that boast higher ratings than cnn, phone toe photo dropped after u.s. stock markets opened at 9:30 in the morning calling
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the s&p 500 to drop 30 points within minutes. had to put out a joint statement reassuring all the bombings were a hoax. so, does a rise of ai or artificial intelligence mean mankind is screwed? oh, well. on ther hand, it has to be better than no intelligence at all. but it seems like we could get attacked and when we strike back then we unleash a real war. think about it, a lot of people thought the pentagon had been bombed and the fake news story went around the world in the time it took me to finish this sentence. now we don't want to contribute to the hysteria, we have unconfirmed reports of some new bombings. >> all you have to do is to --
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>> viagra sure made me self conscious. >> greg: yeah. well, he's used to bombing on stage. but such explosions, maybe they aren't all bad. >> took his favorite seat at lunch. >> greg: can't say i disagree with that. all right. joe. have you ever considered using ai to create a full audience? at one of your shows? >> i don't know why people, who fell for this? >> greg: exactly. >> that picture looks like it's a screen grab from "call of duty" from 2003. we can't trust russia today, morning who are scope now, russia today, i guess the $8 twitter verification is not as thorough as we thought it
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was going to be. i think we blame too many things on ai. it's like getting fat and blaming the vending machine. it's the person's intent, you know, the problem is not ai, people want to believe in dumb things that reinforce whatever they want to believe in the first place. if you want to believe the pentagon had been attacked, you believe that photo. if you didn't you know it's phony. it's human nature, like the doctor said, he said, man is the devil's tool and he was a doctor. >> greg: he was a doctor as was dr. jill. a full blown doctor, kat, if you komen in late ai to people fool people into believing something, have you ever thought what that something would be, not blowing up the pentagon but something like, i don't know,. >> no, i don't think i have it in me to keep up a delusion. i think also people are kind of a
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little over reacting to this. >> greg: did you stroke out? >> yes. who is that guy? don't worry, i don't care. why care. okay. everyone is like we need massive federal regulation of ai. people were confused for several minutes. okay, i don't think i know that everybody loves the government more than i do. please don't be that big. you don't need to call the government and you just google it. and like no one is going to start a war, i know we don't have congress declare war anymore, we are supposed to according to the constitution, it takes more than a few minutes, at least you google first. >> greg: i think it's amazing, too, if this stuff actually worked, how come ukraine or russia haven't used it. every reason to use ai and they are not doing it instead they use other propaganda that we see through. tyrus, we can't trust
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anything now unless we see it with our own eyes. >> we can't trust ourselves, that is what this is. ai, joe made a great point, if you are a bad actor it's not an individual twitter. new word for racist, it's ai, is it ai? it's people on keyboards doing dumb stuff and people jumps to it and retweets. it's no different every time you do the videos, all of a sudden you have quads the size of godzilla. that is his buddy gene doing cut and paste. so, if it was ai it would have been actual explosion. so, let's stop using the term ae like it's a clever thing. no, it was not ai, it was an ha, it's ah. >> greg: good point, it wasn't ai at all. it was somebody doing some stupid crap. >> ai. >> greg: yeah.
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>> yes. >> greg: that leads to the important business question, no, not you. referring to the young lady in the audience wearing business school person. >> stand corrected. >> greg: caused a tiny movement in the stock market but still a lot of money. >> $100 billion. so, in the matter of minutes whether ai or stupid person or whoever it was, it was enough for the market the, sold off one-third of one percent, it's $100 billion in stock valuations just gone because of a fake picture. so, regardless of who created it i think it just speaks to the fragility and maybe the house easy you can manipulate the world's largest stock market. they did quickly recovered, but this is a major problem. elon musk who created open source ai has said, you know, the zombie apocalypse is coming, will smith
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and i robot. there needs to be some type of regulation, libertarian, in favor of small government, congress doesn't know how to regulate this kind of stuff. they don't even know what ai is. >> greg: are you saying that maybe you and i should get together and come up with something. think about this,. >> i don't know that much about it either. i don't think you should. >> greg: you put out the -- you show something plow up, the stock goes down then you buy it. >> you can do that and you will be in jail. >> pentagon bomber pellet, got wailed on. >> i don't know i think i am going to be a stock guy. because i would google it. >> greg: that is true. >> pentagon step outside. nope, nope. have to report. >> greg: all right. we have to move on. up next the woke fix tb
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>> greg: it's a fun one. it's the hilarious tale of the bus shade fail. it won't shed light or block heat. last week the la department of transportation held a press conference to unveil improvements to four bus stops around the city. last improvement they made was installing fresh urine. >> smells so good in the morning. who is making that urine? >> greg: so, here is that improvement. it's a curved metal grit attached to a bus stop pole. about the same size and shape as the steel plate in governor newsom's head. each one costs 10 grand and while they are practically useless for blocking the sun, at least they are too high for anyone to go
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on. part of a pilot program which is spanish. parentally it all came about as far as the city's gender equity action plan, following a survey from female bus riders who requested more shade in the day and more light at night. sounds like they are describing the perfect kitchen, right, ladies? when you are waiting for a bus in la you need extra light to read your last will and testament. it quickly locals ripped the whole thing as another waste of tax dollars. the department of transportation defended the idea. how sunlight and shade works. but if you really wanted to help they would show how to apply a tourniquet. a nonprofit group argued it will save money in the long run, installed
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quickly and typical bus shelters cost 50 grand, the luxury of able to defecate in the shade. who is making that? so in short, a bus shade by women, for women ends up making everyone laugh out loud. i guess women can be funny. who write that stuff, kat, you're not a fan of sunlight. >> i'm polish, we're not built for the sun. >> greg: how is this any kind of champion of equity. >> i see that and i will go the first thing i say so many dudes are going to pee on that. >> greg: i say that about my face. >> no, i wrote -- i want to go home. okay. i rode the bus in la a lot. i actually am pretty sure
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that's where i got scabies circa 2011. how do you think i felt? so, as someone with a lot of experience i can say whenever i was waiting for the bus i was too depressed and afraid to notice the hot sun. so, i don't know exactly who this is for and the worse thing about it is that they did this whole press thing and they are so proud of themselves. your life sucks, you are taking the bus, look what we have for you here. i think if i was at that point in my life and i witnessed that while i was waiting for the bus i'm not saying i would have gotten violent but -- >> greg: you would. >> maybe. you wouldn't not not be violent. is this like a microcosm, serious problems women face every day going to and from work and the government solutions, here is a metal thing you can't defend yourself with it. >> okay, you see how it work the, the shade is in the bottom pole. that's your shade there,
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that's all the shade you are getting. number one. number two, this is happened, made by woke, built by woke, and the rest goes what the in the woke are you doing. the other thing is that in doing this, they know the real problem, if they would have made a nice umbrella to protect shade it would have been turned into somebody's house. that's what is going on, when i grew in in la, i used -- golds gym, venice beach, they had a bench and this little building that kept you and go in and keep the rain off you and sun off you those are apartments now for the homeless. so, that is what they think, they don't realize that is now a post for a homemade tent. they still can't do it. again, stupid, it even has hole the in it to mess with you so when you run -- i gotta get out of the sun you have a poor little joe or kat with ancestry
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with spots of sunburn all over their face. >> greg: that almost redeems the whole thing. >> this is what happens when you give woke person a check and they clearly parents cheated for them when they went through school. that's literally looks like a limp popsicle. >> greg: yeah, melting one. heather, is this proof you can't actually make nice things because as tyrus says, if you made anything that was actually useful -- >> an umbrella. >> greg: it would be stolen or turned into something. you go the -- you can't even snort coke off it, heather. >> not with holes in it. >> greg: i knew you knew business. >> this has holes in it. we'll be right backpack. >> it's so early in the week and you are already there. >> as a woman i think i feel more safety and more shade with maybe a pocketknife and umbrella like you said and a flashlight.
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i mean, you didn't place interviews, hey, what do you think about this lego contraption for 10 k, well i don't really know. i guess. it looks cool. no one said it would help them. >> greg: no. >> no one said they thought this was a great idea. they could have figured out what part of it speaks to shade or safety. no ac and it doesn't have an invisible shield. so, i don't know. >> greg: joe, in the green room you said this is why all inventors are men. now, could you elaborate on that? >> well. it's supposed to be designed for women and no place to put your -- >> there are holes. >> where's the pocket? >> so offensive to trans. >> it's sexist and it's fat phobic, how much shade can one person get off this one little beam of sunlight that it blocks so, silly because when i saw the
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picture by itself, is this a giant cheese grater. then i saw the actual size, it's a medium size cheat grater, it's not a huge -- i do feel bad, kat you are right, they are so triumphant. how can they be so excited about this dumb thing, they can't get the permits, they can't build things on the sidewalk that stick out too far, go into the road too much, so this goes to show you big government even screws up projects for big government. it's the best they can do. >> greg: they said it was too costly to build a normal bus stop, what they are saying is the people sleep in the bus stop. >> they don't even want them there. they made the thing with holes in it, okay. they don't want to you stay will. >> greg: when you see those benches that have the sharp objects on, no, you can't sit on them and they are not really benches, but it keeps the pigeons and the homeless off. now we have nothing. that's what this is. they couldn't make bus
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stops because homeless -- if you are going to have 6th avenue or 7th avenue, all their bags, everywhere, that was this response, now i feel really sad, this time it's not because of your clothing, joe. >> but they said we can't spend 50 grand to make a decent one but take the 10 grand to make a useless one. >> greg: coming up from a team >> greg: coming up from a team politician, it's lot call news competition. i got a new credit card, and i'm even finding ways to save. finally getting smart about money feels really good. see all you can do with the free experian app. download it now. annika. i found the bomb. ok johann. there should be a blue wire and a yellow wire. cut the blue one. they're both blue! visionworks. see the difference. they need their lawn back fast and you need scotts turf builder rapid grass.
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yeah. local news where each tells stories where they are from. they get to date my neighbor todd. barrel of laughs, joe. and he doesn't have to tuck. where are you from, joe,
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jersey? >> i have been living on long island 20 years now. this story is an 18-year-old who rap for the school board and won. and i think it's great because we dump on young people so much. not only is he on the school board, he is an eagle scout, a small business owner, so he has accomplished more, i had a 30 year head start on them. if i were an 18-year-old in charge of the school board back in the 80s, you can smoke spot whenever you wanted to, the teachers could have sex with the students and coy watch the girls get changed in the locker room then i realized, they can do all that stuff now. >> greg: exactly. yeah. so, true. good social commentary as part of your local news story. i will bring that into consideration when tallying up the votes. tyrus, okay, go for it. >> i don't want to win. homie is going to have to tuck. stand up comedy show was given a major
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award and it made local news. golf shore, alabama. now therefore mr. robert craft, mayor of the city of golf shores do here by program friday, may 19th, 2023 as tyrus mwa world championship day. now, it's one thing to get a standing ovation at the end of the show, then to get a day. so, far on tyrus live i have two days named after knee. fort worth texas, may 20th, history of nwa in wrestling in alabama so it was cool, nice plaque. >> greg: it's getting a key to the city. >> i've gotten that in the city of new orleans. >> greg: it doesn't fill anywhere. >> also the liabilities. i tried to unlock the dairy queen with it, it didn't work. >> greg: do you know that offers
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a lot of shade, so that's good. all right. heather, where were you born? >> raleigh but the stories about florida. >> greg: good for you, congrat congratulations. >> florida man stops truck in fast lane of busy highway to help a turtle cross the road. i think we have video though so i would wait for it because it sounds sweet and touching and then you see the vehicle moving. oh, okay. so, most of the vehicle stopped moving southbound except for the semi truck as you see, crashed into two vehicles. >> greg: oh, wow. >> no one was hurt and the turtle escaped free of any harm. >> greg: was it worth it? >> was it worth it? i think you're in a neighborhood and you stop to move a tortoise across the road, that sounds common sense, highway going 90 miles per hour, probably not a smart
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thing to do. >> greg: and what does this raises the question, self driving cars when they make divisions for you, that self driving car, that is a little dog, will you go right off a cliff because ai is going to love the dog but if it's like a cat it's going -- and that's not right either. >> first of all i had experience with this and it's called hazards, put hazards on. there was a tortoise stuck in the middle of the road, i stuck my car, the guy behind me stopped, you didn't -- he couldn't see me because i was bending down to get the tortoise, oh, do you need any help? so, true story. >> greg: and made delicious turtle soup. >> no, gutfeld,. >> he saved it. >> greg: it was put in a pot and boiled. all right. >> what is wrong with you?
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sassy gutfeld night. trans tuesday, it's sassy gutfeld. >> greg: excited, what state did you choose? >> michigan. >> greg: good for you. >> everyone kept sending me this video of this like it's called a steer, i got this a cow who is a boy. except he doesn't have balls, that is the -- i'm glad i did this, this is educational for me and i am sure other people. was on the road, i-75 and a cowboy got him. >> greg: wow. >> and so the cowboy's name is ricky little john and he lives in michigan of the and do you know what, this neutered boy cow had been missing for six weeks and it makes me sad they got caught, he is going to be food and i had beef for breakfast, which is weird because i had leftover tacos, i don't know anything about that cow, if it
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was neutered, i don't feel bad, i don't feel bad eating this one. >> greg: if the cow was running down the highway and the tortoise was crossing. and they met and they fell in love. and sex was amazing. but also, it was hard because of the shell and you didn't know who had to do what. >> the tortoise found out the cow couldn't have babies and left him. >> i feel like six weeks is a long time to go missing as a cow. >> when you get snipped you need at that long time to get over that. >> are you saying that cow was on the lamb? >> i would never say that. >> yes. >> greg: all right. we must move on. up next stoned birds, that swoop and screech and ruin your day.
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>> greg: sea fulls wreak beach havoc, reportedly steal willing joints known as spice or synthetic marijuana, from people in resorts and going psycho. >> because it's spice. made with formaldehyde. florida a few years back, guys in the garage was making a fake weed
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substitute. we had stories about people eating people's faces off, spice. alfred hitchcock, wherever you are, this seems like a great new movie, cocaine bear and now spiced is he sea full gulls. >> greg: you wouldn't know the difference anyway if the sea gulls were on the different drug. people orchids taking accidental edible, we are careless with our drugs. >> you know, i don't know if we should be believing the eyewitness testimony of guys who are smoking fake weed, that sea gull stole my joint, the one in your hand? oh, yeah i forgot
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about that. stop calling synthetic marijuana, let's not. >> i missed out on making a spice gulls reference here, that one slipped away. >> greg: i am going to stay up at night wishing you had. all right. kat, what are your thoughts on these drug crazed seagulls, do you salute their freedom, libertarian? >> are you? so weird today. i love in the article they quoted a bunch of former spice users. i don't do that anymore. you probably do. and i think that, yeah, this is not -- i agree, you shouldn't call it weed, it's not like weed, don't touch it, it's bad for you. if you want to then i mean you might start seeing seagulls do stuff.
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>> greg: in the green room you only smoke your spice indoors. >> i didn't even know what spice was but i think it's a good way you look at the rats in new york, if you want to get rid of mice you unleash cats. get rid of drug addicts unlearn the birds. kat referenced, the former spice users. but no, one said he is a local spice user, he said if we get stoned you know it's easy for the birds to come and steal it from us. but you know, now in the end the best place for us to smoke is in the bus shelters. they are headed to la,. >> greg: and there you have it. we all return to where we started. you don't get that outnumbered. very good heather.
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