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peeb the minded freaks called you wish they would just stopaf breathing.te t [laughter]ould you're seen their protest block traffic during rush hour asc persuasive adus teaches gun safu alec baldwin but nothing inspiring than acting like aspir total [bleep] but last weeesk when s they pula traffic stunt this happeneds. [car honking] [cheering] yeah. greg: nothing like applauding violence. i agree a furious motorist steps in to remove blockade but to th. police side with the working class guy the productive membere of society trying to get to his job -- or the shiftless who have been laid since the that that thatch. watch.d

[bleep] [bleep] detail -- [inaudible conversations] that's amazing -- the police cuffed the motorist. perhaps becausthe he just doesnt have the right politics thate ri would allow him to break the law. law. racing to the library to read to orphans. but we see this more and more here's the hi hierarchy yet nowhere to get to allowed tond break the law and impede your life. a and the guy who steps in because cops won't --r well he's the thug. so a mob of idiots get legal, protection and if you dohug. something about it cops will, detain you.f it'sth as if it is run by family of imbreds. well played. >> thank you. >> it is history.

>> fork -- >> so the problem is obvious we're supposed to ket amount of suffering that goes into harming protesters but you can't dot same for suffering caused by thy protesters. protesters. need to go to a doctors appointment or need to see a specialist about excessive backo hairr'. [laughter] for oh -- meanwhile there's another you'rw going to love this an 18-year-old named missy from london who films himself doing actual crimes. fro so it's like hunter biden but with pants. [laughter] fo fr example, here's the c delightful charip stealing womae dog in a park. oh hello -- nice dog. she's not usually --

yeah dimension he also likes to walk into strangers homes? >> james -- come to the front door right now please. james -- is this where the study group? >> no. what is this? >> come on. >> study group is -- s kids -- greg: wow great prank. try that in texas and he had have more holes in him than a bowling ball -- >> nice, luscious -- i'm fine. o [inaudible conversations] >> and to top it off he menaces jews what's he trying to do

audition for msnbc? now missy claim he's a merry prankster trying to be noticed but that logic jeffrey who auditions for top on top chef after two weeks of terrorizing r people he's arrested but frankly rust moves faster. and so what's his defense?er well there are pranks same way stopping traffic is a protest. he also adds, quote, i'm a black male that's why there's anhy uproar which means he assume he can get away it because he was a black male and technical terms it s called smollettitis.use but i don't blame him for thinking he's above the law.he because so many people are -- p thoseoe protesters are -- and let's not forget that we sas 100 days of riot two billion in damages ofri up to 24 people toh precinct and courthouses but no mass arrest or convictions so many preem above the law. and it is all because we excuse

insanity.. and now you can do anything because you're fightingal oppression. even when there is no oppression around -- like people blocking trafficno they win because those hardworking people in cars are evil and if one of those drivers accidentally hits a protester well you know who the villain would be. even if the protesters put his, own life in danger. and imagine if someone shot that teen when he broke into his house who would be the villain then? even if that punk had put his own life in danger.o you and i know -- so that's where we are a moral flip where cops cover regulara gemoe and protesters getcrim protection and gain infamy until public steps in and here with daniel penny he saw some nut on the subway threatening innocent people and he stopped in becaush nobody else would now penny is charged with manslaughter for doing cops job. just like that motorist did the, cop's job i'm guessing you see more of this people doing cops job. fact is activist and criminals alike exploiting their human

alike exploiting their human we're nice people but finally seeing what happens when youar push these nice people too far. and the responses individual or public service at this point who knows it is just a necessity. [applause] let's -- tonight's guests -- adam schiff fears her more than crosses in sunlight florida p congressman anna. his fans line up for tickets to belgium act writer jamie liso like a bent sewing machine she seems weird -- >> that's good. embarrassed that came out of my mouth. and i don't say that very often.

that was kat, by the way.at [laughter] w hi. oh, boy. tim >> and finally he moonlights as >> and finally he moonlights as kick jamie you welcome protesterses at your show because at least somebody iss there.at [laughter] >> yeah. if you don't read the sign like yep they're there for me. what do you make of like thee of fact that those cops took the -- the guy trying to do their job e down i thought that was just outrageous. >>geou infuriating i will say ol of the protest did you see thest just stop oil i feel likeh they're like jusi t stop oil. [laughter]er that could be.e more powerful ym know, do you know it wasor a slw walk -- that was with the protest was ak slow wal.k which if that you'rey

doing it to me you can havent whatever you want if they're starting to pick things that are that annoying people in times square are protesting samesqua thing. and i'm like what's next are they going to chew really loud? [laughter] because that's also i have a -- weird thing where i can't -- is this where i can't like saw someone eating peach next me if he takes another juicy loud bite of this peach i'm going to prison today.ac [laughter]h, and then he was like oh you muse have misaphonewhen you get annoyed ats other people chewing or maybe you have eat like an animal's disease. [laughter]d there's nothing wrong with me.bo but can i say one quick thing about you never say one quick thing -- >> that's true. can i say one slow drawn out setup followed by a short funny punch line. it is upset with the old woman. i hate this guy. and

i hate him so much and likee these reallyhi pranks -- they're not -- like he's getting into the wrone über going into and things that biden will do next week? >> yes.t ending on a high note and red meat representative luna welcome to the show. >> very happy to be here.. >> excellent, excellent what do you make of this idea that like basically now -- the society is because it's see as oppress has fewer lights to people claiming that they are oppressed. i mean, the fact is this guy is, obviously, monetizing platform on harassing normal citizennings but it is crazy because this it doesn't just stop in culture wao but bleeding other and every day in politics and every day we see people saying that you know -- the most marginalized communitye born in th ce greatest country n the world is struggling with the hard work and effort you can accomplish anything and it is frustrate bug someone like this. obviously, gets the guy apr criminal and he'iss harassing people. right you know tyrus i'm

thinking what you would do --u [laughter]wo what you would do in either ofy these situations sometimes i'll float over into the traffic situation. t and i'll fantasize -- i'll fantasize and it could go fantasy can go on for days and guy wandering with friends in your house. >> if he would come to my house i would be happy. i would probably say somebodyr finally got me a gift that i wanted.t kids did you do this for me.do you would see daddy be a monstee for a little while. and i loved your monologue but whole things about holes those texas would be just one hole. texas would be just one hole. boom. yep. >> they get wild with them -- here's the thing.wi here's the thing.wi and it is always drivers me crazy.- seems to be a thing right now. i they're only doing had because i'm black. no, they're doing this because you're stealing videotaping it breaking the people's house. the caveat is that you're black

now or caught is because you're breaking crimes but it goes back to first world problems we live in america as a beautiful first world place to claim that's not happening you cannot even haveot creative slogans stop the oil -- and they drew a skeleton on it i don't know whaop tt bones and o have to do with each other other than dinosaurs you know what i'r saying. but they just do and the reason why the police arrested guy is y because he put handle on him. so as long as he didn't put hands i was shocked i don't understand why hlee got out of car and pushed them when he could have done same thing in his car and done it hands free.c his car and done it hands free.c i don't care how dedicateds yo u are -- d a moving car you'll move. c you can be slow you can be like austin powers or guy is lookd no -- you know you just slowly he wil move. just do that. this don't get out of the car. just, you know, drive through.yo >> moving forward. that's your strategy. cat and life slowly moving forward.trat

>> i'm on "the new york times" list again this week. [applause] tim i was a cashier like a little more thaas an ten years i thinkf that's mediocre and preem sayinh proclaiming the goldensaid opportunities we give toclai marginalize people like you theo polish. >>rts to nobody ever talks the . i just did. thank you for your service. >> amazing but that she can reao one. [laughter] can well you know it's at least -- >> you vngts been watching showw for seve fn years. you think all of a sudden he'sen going compliment here and not back handed thing at the end. shame on you. you know better -- b you should never be surprised anymore. >> i can also really, reallying really right --h i agretye slogan is so stupid jt

stop oil as if that's simple which is why they're not phaseda byze people who need to get to k leak they're like don't go. >> it is stupid you would be blown away by natural resources majority can't afford brand new electric vehicles they're like you need to finance it and just you need to finance it and just >> even if you made electric trees and 50% you can't plug them in nowhere there's not enough. everyone would be out of power everyone would be out of power everything out. everything out. dheetion going chew right o through thatut. he'll chew through all of them. >> and i get so pissed off when i'm trying to get to work and i can't get to work. so i think that if you really -- you really need to pay attentioy to that. like who are these people and can't get to work and i want to listen to them more no because. i've said that about the christmas tree. [laughter] >> you hate christmas. yes

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[applause] a professor blew a gasket and nearly put a dude in a casket.ut a dude in a yeah she threaten reporter with a blade and now this professor ain't getting paid. all right speak of progressive nut bag looney tune rodriguez machete threatening a reportne earn photographer tuesday morning.in which isg nuts because usuallyo get threatened by a nut with a machete you have to insult judge jeanine. they showed up ats her bronx apartment to ask why she cursed out pro-life students and

trasheds their information boost the.to a that's when this happened -- [bleep] wait until -- get the [bleephe] away from my door. >> let's go out of here.n you can't do that. hap i haven't seen a reaction that>> hostile since i went door to door selling jesse watters' last book why didha i do that anyway. book why didha i do that anyway. the way bryant flees a salad. [laughter]ma wasn't done is that how you say it -- who cares? she chased down street with a machete threatening them in broad daylight in response a jimmy kimmel tougher laws and suing the police claiming she was abused when nypd arrested her during the george floyd protest of 2020.ch rodriguez says that cops zip-tied her hands too tightly causing nerve damage but i don't know looks leak she's got a strong grip on that huge machete

i wonder if that will come up in i wonder if that will come up in group allegedly that caused thousands in damages to subways her employer hunter fired hered but unlikely the nypd willo actually make an arrest unless reporter file a complaint at the local precinct and they should. but i wouldn't spend too much time worrying about her career with antipolice sentiments leak that she couldbe be the nextid president yep --en oh. oh -- congresswoman. nobody knows what she teaches. do you think she actually s teaches anything oher thought anything? everybody knew she must have s been nuthes forever but because sh fe haord right politics she d do whatever she wanted and scared crap out of everybody. >> i think it is realistic to sarey she's likely very liberal. but more importantly you know wheys crazy to me is here in ne york youwh can't have mace or taser for fear that someone t attacking you might haveas a het condition and you could hurt that person so fact this person

had a machete will not get prosecuted for and by the way n yourot guy's d.a. is terrible yu talk about tha.t on a different segment but nonetheless clearly -- maybe. >> yeah you bring up a good point that like -- why is she needed a machete when there's no need for police. >> i've had enough and it is machete let's get that out. she was wielding machete how was this not a hate crime because if white dude up against her neck this will be a whole different conversation. not only step out of the safety of her apartment when she was not invading she put it to his neck like touched his neck.wa games over. that should be it but no, no they don't want to be calledey racist for arresting her and pretties sure they zip-tied her because you'll bring it up a lot because you'll bring it up a lot don't get me get to my machete zip her up because you're threatening us with a machete.

who just has one laying around? she lived in new york she doesn't have to cut throughju bushesst to get to work she's nt an amazon. why does chef a machete? maybe she has a cooking class? >> i don't know. maybe a machete yielding class? >> it could be. >> and as far as injuries to her hand healthy when she waswa ripping up that poor bastard say ing that's my terms of belief and we don't have video of her chasing the team down the streer with a machete like everyone is okay with that?f [laughter]he >> in a hood literally making a horror movie. [laughter] [laughter] people. >> sheeall was like scream -- for urban scream. is that what you call it? >> we just dated ourselves i don't know if people know what scream is -- >> i want a machete.

>> i could sit around work and shave and stare at it with jamie.shav no one can say anything to me. m >> greg do you think it is pronounced machete or no one has corrected tyrus because he's so big? >> i think he could tell yous every word is pronounced differently and no one will say i disagree.nt [laughter] >> didly you -- >> try me. >> anyway back to the machete. m did you hear she --ea this is 100% true she was outside with a machete she said, quote, get the f away from me or i'll hack you with this machete which you can also get that message across by holding up ahk machete. [laughter] you m but you know that'acs the instructor in her. that really is she's going -- like here's a machete when i use it on you i'll be chopping you up any questions?ck you in the back somebody want to try it and worried when it is not in the right context or in the woods somebody is chopping

wood and in a apartment -- like a lot things are like syringe in a hospital good syringe when you're getting ridy home by somebodyri in a van -- sad.a va >> bad. >> like someone coming at you with a tire and needle and don't see the flat tire you get the -- out of there. >> i agree. i agree. kat i do think that her identity has protected her from people criticizing her aggressive capabilities. she's probably been known to be like this forever.ow but inn the academic circles yu know no one will touch it.is >> absolutely. i mean once we saw what she did to the students -- we already know that she thinks once her feelings are hurt or o she'ncs upset that all bets are office, and it is totally fine to have feelings i have so manye but -- it's different when you think that means that everyone needs to cater to them and i do writei about this in my book and i don't to -- it's just -- >> amazing.

i don't to it is just that contains so many like truthsonta that apply to so many different situations and the way -- wisdom is enduring but i actually i actually do write about this how people like this what you're talking about they --pl believe themselves to be so sensitive and she thought what s doing was compassionate what at that table and i think peopl. on the right lean into by saying she's a snow flake no but if your feelingifs are more import than a right to express theirs you're not sensitive you're a bully and a jerk, and it shouldn't be shocking to seeckin someone helicoptering to act like whun they've proven t themselves to be onehe. >> all right there you go. up next a weasel who is wineny could be out on his hiney.

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wants is hit collapsed it is he who could now get axed. florida congresswoman anna molina l'una that sounds a familiar formally stouterred process of expelling adam schiff from congress. the motion -- [applause] sounds like they hate the idea but motion filed last weekn highlights shifty schiffs countless lies about the hoax like that he prnlly saw the smoking gun and actually human. [laughter] sky lies more than john fetterman's doctor. luna also filed a separate resolution to fine for the reckless claims means he betterb call nancyet and gets tips ont insider trading real fast. insider trading real fast. question how could pushing political hoax in history get to keep his job? b you know this isn't your run-of-the-mill line but split the country in half nearly pulling you have a cue kind ofts

lying. which raises another question about adam why doesn't he just burst into flames? anyway, i wonder what adam thinks. >>wond hello i'm representativem schiff i need your help and raise $16 million it seems that during the russia investigation i told a few -- sh and any little bit helps i don't plan on paying but just think of what i can do with anju extra $16 million. representative adam schiff -- a politician whose career is barely alive we can rebuild himc and better than hean was. better, stronger, faster. ♪ ♪

impeached -- [laughter] wow. that was quite a -- that was quite a -- the film festival kat. so congresswoman why super16 million? >> half of the cost of what it cost american taxpayers to look into the russia investigation in total 32 million dollars and so ultimately schiff used his u position of which he was tos information that not even other members of congress have because he was in charge of housema intelligence committeeti. he fund raised off it and use t position and he's ultimately responsible for what i would say responsible for what i would say knows that families are ripped apart by this lie. and so he should be held accountable and as a representative were not only able to do that but hasn't to my knowledge been done before where someone has been fined that amount so i look forward to

bringing this first against him. >> don't raise my hopes i hopei when it is dashed remember when you took me to the fair? >> yeah i made a deal and y supposed to keepea you. >> is this to happen?th >> there's a privilege>> resolution meaning that when itn go back -- from recess we're going to be calling this to the floor., and ultimately it will be up tol the republican house on whether or not the y vote to actuallyt th senture him and fine him. so if you're watching this i would high lie advise you calling your representativece making your voices heard because i'm bringing this vote to there floor and he should be held accountable. [applause] yeah. >> kat i feel like therapy politicians that have been punished much moretici severelyr punished much moretici severelyr like he's the nixon did nothing like schiff.re s schiff actually helped engineer basically what you would say is a moral civil war.en i mean almost -- >> yeah. i mean people were ripped apart by us you're absolutely right.pl

and a lot of money was spent ond it you're absolutely right. and it was my money and it was our money and just wait until you hear about the rest of taxes. people get so mad at me when i say i don't believe in taxes bun say i don't believe in taxes bun money you're spending doesn't gd to feed a poor hungry baby. it goes to a lot of corruption it goes to wars that you mightf not believe in. and it's crazy that it's seen a. crazy to actually want to hold somebody accountable rather than somebody accountable rather than paying you for stuff. >> if i can jump in real quickca too. a lot of peopljue armpe wonderis that something he can personally pay for it he might but he currently has over 20 million for his senate campaign and to my understanding he can make that payment of that fine fromn, senate campaign if you fund raise off of it guess what buddy you're paying up.is >>in oh that would be great.ha you know -- greg: you probably understand this problem pretty well because department your wife file a motion to education peel --

expel you.st that's absolutely exactly. now that i'm thinking if you ca fiend people for lying i can get even on this whole divorce thing. >> there are degrees of lies and this is evil and there's little. lies like i saw you earlier you were like good to see you. [laughter] but those are like -- me and my ex-wife used to play l this game called have you ever heard two truths and a lie she called it talking. c [laughter] >> tyrus last word. anything? >> were you done? >> night do one of the long jokes again. >> it was a good punch line. >> give me the machete. >> 16 million isn't enough. he wasted 32. he wasted 32. rumor bird told me there was 20 million in this thing can we just get it to up 22 because

this dude sat on tv and aheadv this dude sat on tv and aheadv on that other network which used tot be cnn now it is just c -- please c us. somebody c us. [laughter] that was good. but he -- he led the cue he was so proudd of himself and he was -- carried on and on he got people carried on and on he got people he was literally like the star of the show.y wa >> he said he was on every panel and everything. >> yeah. he had information and then hefm just -- yeah. so that i think is like almost treason but you know again i'm not a lawyer. >> should make for a great movie because you know he needs extra. bucks because this you know hea has a side hustle if you want to go after him like you be like child support if i hit all of. his jobs because he write screen plays of movies that suck really bad so -- >> they should title this one edition.>> t there you go. all right we have to move on my favorite story watch a lady shriek in our video the week.

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>> a politician obsessed with repetition and no if's ands or but this is sheik freaking nuts that membechr time for --wh oh, man.ics it you're going to flip when you-- see this clip.oing it's time for greg's greatest video of the week. we made that 1997. [laughter] tonight's video of the week stars nebraska state senatorchae kavanaugh and ban procedures for minors in the state and went all in on butchers healthy kids i wonder if she thinks we love transpeople we need transpeople. >> we love transpeople. >> we love transpeople. we need transpeople. tra we love transpeople. transpeople belong here. we need transpeople. we love transpeople.an transpeople belong here.! we need transpeople.

we love transpeople. transpeople belong here. we need transpeople. we love transpeople. transpeople belong here. [applause] finally a opinion when you're going lead a chant don't assume people are goinge to join in. [laughter] i mean -- does chef negative to add?es we love transpeople. transpeople belong here -- we need transpeople we love transpeople transpeople belong here. b we need transpeople. we love transpeople. transpeople belong here. we need transpeople they belong here. we love transpeople. >> that lady, stop -- >> that lady, stop -- >> i almost had to apologize to our viewers but -- but there's more. [laughter] >>iz transpeople belong here.

we need transpeople. we love transpeople.s pe transpeople belong here. we need transpeople. we love transpeople. transpeople belong here.e tr we need transpeople. we love transpeople. you matter. you matter! and i am fighting for you. and i will not stop. [laughter] >> i don't think they want you fighting for them. no -- you're the worst thing ever. and i know you're thinking did we just replay the same clip three times no that was all her. it is amazing we actually found g more repetitive thanlly found jamie's jokes. oh -- kat -- how persuasive was she? >> it is remark to believe me just how much of politics seems to be having a well placed public meltdown. l [laughter]ng and you know that make me think a second i might be ae me think

shoe-in but then i realize ited seems like you have to --s have them only be about preapprove narratives for your side, for example, this bill also had a 12-week abortion ban in it. and i have --n not heard as much about that as i have about the transpart. so i don't understand it is>> fascinating to me to think about i don'itt understand how people decide what things to amplify and when.d >> youho know what -- ten years ago she would have been institutionalized unhit like somehow -- the issue has scrambled people. tyrus angry, smash make the lady stop. you know whas t i'm going to bes you know whas t i'm going to bes i'm phobic all right i'm not qualified to speak on this anymore.ie i'm phobic ass tyrus don't ask me. i would say one other thing, we

need a rhythm teacher when do we want it, now -- >> jamie do you think she won any converts? is it possible just to defendos her a little bit that she wasisb the wrong role like maybe a lady out front with the protesters giving o thoughtful speech?ou [laughter] >> it'ghecs possible. that ih?s a really nice way of'a luges at things jamie very nice. >> i looked at her speecher writers never heard of thesewr guys copy and paste, and -- that was amazing i loved it so much i heard kamala harris saying that was repetitive. wow that was repetitive, wow. [applause] >> what's going on there? what do you think is wrong with society congress congresswoman she's a politician. >> i saw that i was playing this

video in über and the über driver looked at me and said please make it stop and people understand that there's clearly an issue but what's crazy to me is this bill had nothing to dod withno transadults. had to do with protecting h childrenad.te and soct when you see them go fr kids like what kind of weirdo are you like hands off. a >>re wait until they're adults y then rui'rn their lives that's what i say up next daughters attest their father knows best. volunteering! playing pickleba...!

a story in five words. story in five words, stallone writes daughters breakup text -- i have to go to you tyrusre because you haveak daughters, sylvester stallone written theie breakup texts for their boyfriends to them can you see yourself doing this? t >> i wouldn't write -- i find -- i find the best way for communication is -- >> face to the top of their head or sometimes as they hold their arng l ankle leak this isn't beginning to work out. >> hard to find dates that are bigger than you. >> well first of all my daughters are 8, 11 and 11.

so i've got some time. okay and they know that they>> can't date until right now we're can't date until right now we're so -- whenever -- no we play a game whenever i play fortnite and video games and i lose i add a year on. i add a year on and theira brother stilyel at 18 because he knows how to play the game but having sylvester i get it but you have to meet them first when they come to the door you get weird.o , it that's where you bring out the machete. [laughter] and you cut carrots what's going on -- want to go out with my daughter. congresswoman tell us your best breakup ?oir >> my gosh i've i been married t ho my husband sie sinci was 19. >> so only 5 years. >> no. referencing thisst story its comments to the character because if these guys aren't man o approach me they're notn't man man enough to date my daughter and every father should have

that sentiments. makes me wonder jamie all of those people that dumped you do them who dumpedt dumped you do you or their parents or their siblings or -- >> other man. was other man lying in bed --ly barein chested fresh from just crazy sex with your ex eating your food family fried chicken we think gnawing on it saying i'll dump it for you. f childrenor under his moral code. [laughter] >> been broken up with via text. >> i have. you know they'll say things like how did you get this number like -- did the most effective text stallone would to the daughter like watch the expendables with me tonight or it's over -- w [laughter]at >> anymore?

[laughter] >> i just was thinking about how lucky everyone is able to text to h breakup there are texts thy think about i was thinking like how lucky people are to sending like a penis pic because when i was growing up no it was like head shots taken. and you're picking best one when i was dating it was like this is what it is. and then now you can do like ate sar]d face emoji like those peoe had to make those things with theibar faces. t that's where emojis came from. based on actual faces kat i saved best for last you're the expert in texting and breakups.e havext you ever had anybody wrie your breakup texts? >> only time my dad was involved many n my breakup it was not my choiceit or my dad's choice and eight years ago today actually. l eight years ago today was

the -- anniversary of the day that thaf guy broke up with me in front of my father at coney island that was weird. this isn't that weird. [laughter]wi heth stayed the whole rest of t daevy i write about that in mydr book. i did get broke up with a textd oncege and i write about this to with a dad but then i wouldn't stanond for it so he proceeded o break up with me or --o >> i don't think you have guts to d o this in person.e thi get broken up with a lot but then they try because i'm crazyt or whatever and try other girls and they come back because they get bored. a >>lw text breakups for men is bt thing in the world there's no explanation.>> it's over. cool. that's it. don't sit me down and tell me why. i don't to hear that. i know what it is. >> i'll never change. you tell me what's wrong with me i'll do more of it. because you're out of my life.se bye --eah,

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>> greg: we are out of we're out of time thanks to congresswoman and luna jamie kat tyrus studio audience fox tuesday night -- and you america. [applause]