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feeble-minded freaks called just stop oil. after seeing them, you would wish they just stop breathing. you see the protest they block traffic during rush hours which makes them persuasive as alec baldwin teaches gun safety. nothing inspires society better than acting like a total [ bleep ] last week when they pulled a traffic stunt, this happened. [c [cars honking] [applause] >> yeah, nothing like applauding violence. a few motorists stepped into remove the blockade. society was just trying to get his job or the embicile who have

been laid through the thatcher era. [ bleep ] >> it is amazing, the police cuffed the motorists because he didn't have the right politics that would allow him to break the law. if only he were a drag queen racing to the library to read to orphans. but we see it more and more. here is the hierarchy and the protesters who have all the time in the world and get nowhere to get to and allow to break the law and impede your life. the guys stepping in and the cops won't, well, he's the thug. if you do something about it, the cops will detain you. as if the country is run by a family of im-breds.

>> well-played. well-played. >> the problem is obvious. you can't do the same for the suffering cause by the protesters. people who missed job interviews or need to go to doctor's appointment to need to see a specialist for excessive back hair. [laughter] >> meanwhile, there is another - oh, you are going to love this. an 18-year-old named mizzy from london who films himself doing actual crimes. so, it is like hunter biden but with pants. >> for example, he's stealing a woman's dog.

yeah, tonight he also likes to walk into strangers' homes. >> james? >> yeah? >> james? >> is this where the study group is? >> >> i don't want to miss this. where is the study group? >> i have kids, man. >> oh, you got kids. >> wow, great prank, try that in texas, he'll have more holes in him than a centipede bowling ball. he harasses women telling them they're going to die. >> i like your hair style. you got some nice hair. it is nice and luscious. >> are you okay? >> imperfectly fine. >> and to top it off, he menaces jews. what he's trying to do?

auditioning for msnbc? mizzy claims he's a prankster trying to be noticed. jeffery dahmer auditioning for a spot on "top chef," after two weeks of terrorizing people, he's finally arrested. frankly, rust moves faster. what's his defense? well, they're pranks. he adds, "i am a black male, that's why there is such an uproar uproar," which means he assume that he could get away with it because he's a black male. i don't blame him for thinking he's above the law because so many people are. those protesters are. let's not forget that we saw about 100 days of riots and looting and up to 40 people killed, torched precincts and courthouses. we saw no mass convictions.

so many people are above the law. it is all because we excused insanity. now, you can do nothing. like the people blocking traffic, they win because of those hardworking people in cars are evil. if one of those drivers hit a protesters, well, you know who the villain would be? imagine someone shot that teen who would broke into his house, who would be the villain then? you and i know. that's where we are. it is a moral flip. protesters get protection and criminals who film their exploits gained infamy. it is already happening here with denney on the subway. now, penny's charged with masn for doing the cop's job, justice like that motorist doing cop's

job. activists exploited human prey. we are nice people but we are seeing what happens when you push these people too far. the responses, vigilantism or public service? at this point, who knows? it is just a necessity. let's welcome tonight's guests. [applause] adam, he's more than process and sunlight. florida's congresswoman, anna. >> like a bent sewing machine, she seems weird. >> yeah, that's good. i am embarrassed that came out of my mouth. [laughter] >> what the hell?

>> i don't say it often. oh, that was kat timpf, by the way. [laughter] >> hi. >> finally he moonlights as a cell tower. my heavyweight champion, tyrus. [applause] jamie, you welcome protesters at your show because at least somebody is there. >> uh-huh. >> um -- >> yeah. if you don't read the signs, yep, they're there for me. >> [laughter] >> what do you make of like the fact that those cops took the guy trying to do their job down. i thought that was outrageous. >> it was infuriating, right? i would say all the protests. did you see the just stop oil, which i don't like the name there. just stop oil. >> they could be more powerful, you know? >> did you know it was a slow walk. the protest, it was as slow

walk. if you are doing it to me, you can have whatever you want. if they're starting to pick things that annoying, i think all the people in times square are protesting the same thing. i am like what's next? are they going to chew really loud? that's also -- i have a weird thing where i can't. i saw someone eating a peach once next to me. if this guy takes another bite, another juicy loud bite of this peach, i am going to prison today. [laughter] >> he was like oh, you must have misophonia. what's when you get really annoyed by people chewing. that's possible, or you eat like an animal disease. there is nothing wrong about me. >> can i say one quick thing? >> you never say one quick thing. >> please, do. >> the mizzy thing, it really upsets and the thing with the

old woman, i hate him so much. are these really pranks? he's getting into the wrong uber. are these pranks or things that biden will do next week? >> ending on a high-note. representative luna, welcome to the show. >> happy to be here. >> excellent. >> what do you make of this idea that basically now, society is because it is seen as a press have fewer rights of people claiming that they are a press. >> it is crazy because this does not stop of the culture world. it is bleeding over and you see in everyday politics. we hear people that say, the most marginalize community when we are born in the greatest country of the world is seeming to struggle the most. if you put in the hard work and effort, you can accomplish anything. i am not surprised. obviously, the guy is a criminal

and he's clearly harassing people. >> tyrus, i keep thinking what you would do. [laughter] >> what you would do in either of these situations? sometimes i will float over into the traffic situation and i will fantasize. the fantasy can go on for days and i will go back to the guy wandering to your house. >> i would say somebody finally got me a gift that i wanted. kids, did you do this for me? did you get to see daddy be a monster for a while. >> i love your monologue and the whole thing with holes in them. in texas, it would just be one hole. [laughter] >> or, they just get wild with it. here is the thing and it is always -- it drives me crazy. it seems to be a thing right now. they're only doing this because i am black. they're doing it because you are still [ bleep ] taping it

breaking into people's house. the caveat is you're black and now you are breaking crimes. it goes back to first world problems. you can claim that's not happening or not have creative slogans. stop the oil and they drew a skeleton on it. i don't know what bones and oil have to do with each other other than the dinosaurs. you know what i am saying? the reason why police arrested the guy because he puts hands-on him. i was a little shocked. i don't understand why he got out of his car and pushed them when he could have done the same thing in his car hands free. here is the feel. i don't care how dedicated you are. a moving car, you will move. >> yes. >> it could be slow or austin powers or the guy will be like no! he'll move. don't get out of the car, just you know - >> slowly move forward. that's your strategy, that's your strategy in life, kat,

slowly move forward. >> i am on "the new york times" list again this week. [applause] >> i was a cashier a little more than ten years ago. i am quite proud of myself. >> you should. you under line what the congresswoman said about our society. people should claim the golden opportunities to marginalize people like you like the polish. >> nobody ever talks about the polish. >> i just did. >> not only you put out a book but that you can read one. >> oh. [laughter] >> you have not been watching the show for seven years. you said all of a sudden he's going to compliment her and not give her something at the end. shame on you. you know better. you should never be surprised anymore. >> i can also really, really [ bleep ] right. [laughter] >> i agree with tyrus though. the slogan is so stupid.

just stop oil as if that's simple. why, of course, they're not fazed by people who need to get to work. just don't go. >> if you guys think that's stupid, you will be blown away by some of the stuff we hear from natural resources. jo amber alert - majority of americans can't afford electric vehicles. you can't do that. >> even if you make electric vehicles free and we can't plug them in everywhere. all of them would be out ov power. >> and if you have a little dog, it will chew right through that. >> i get so pissed off when i am trying to get to work and i can't get to work. you really need to pay attention. people are going to be like oh, who are these people and my life's a living hell. i said that about the christmas tree. >> yes.

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[applause] >> a professor blew a gasket and nearly put a dude in a casket. now, this professor is not getting paid. speaking of celine rodriguez threatening a new york post reporter and his photographer on tuesday morning, which is nuts. usually to get threaten with a machete, you have to assault judge jeanine. they showed up at her apartment

to ask her why she cursed out pro-life students and trashed her with her information boom. that's when this happens. >> let's get out of here. >> wow, i have not seen a reaction that hostile since i went door-to-door selling jussie waters' last book. >> they ran from her like a maniac, like the way brian stelter flee a salad. celine was not done. in response, jimmy kimmel is demanning tougher machete law. i don't know, looks like she's got a strong grip on that huge

machete, i wonder if that'll come up in court. she found an anti-cop group that caused damages to subways. it is unlikely that the nypd will make an arrest unless the reporters file a complaint at the local precinct. with antipolice sentiment like that, she could be the next president. oh. [laughter] >> congresswoman. nobody knows what she teaches. do you think she teaches anything or she taught anything? every knew she must have been nuts forever. because she had the right politics, she can do whatever she wanted. she probably scared the crap out of everybody. >> you know i think it is realistic to say he's likely, very liberal, but more importantly, you know what's crazy is here in new york, you can't have maze or taser for fear that someone attacking you may have a heart condition.

the fact that this person has a machete is not going to be prosecuted for. by the way, your guy, da is terrible. nonetheless -- clearly. >> yeah, you bring up a good point. why did she need a machete. >> i have had enough. if you are not going to use the right nomenclature. it is machete. >> not only she stepped out the safety of her apartment which she was not invading. she put it up to his neck. game over. that should be it. they don't want to be called racist for arresting her. once you wheel a machete, i am pretty sure you will bring it up a lot. don't let her get to my machete, zip it up, guys. why is it so tight? because you

are threatening us with a machete. who just had one laying around? she lives in new york. she didn't have to cut through bushes or she's not in the amazon. why does she have a machete? maybe she has a cooking class? as far as the injuries, they looked pretty healthy. she was ripping up that poor bastard who was trying to her this is my term of belief. she's a violent offender and we don't have her video of her chasing down the team with a machete. everyone is okay with that? she's literally making a horror movie. >> [laughter] >> she really was. killer of white people. >> yeah, she was like "scream" or "urban scream." is that what you call it? >> what are you looking at? >> i want a machete.

i can sit around and work and shave and stare at jamie and no one can say anything to me. >> do you think it is really pronounced machete or because no one corrected tyrus because he's so big. >> i think he can tell you every word is pronounced differently and no one will say i disagree. >> try me. >> back to the machete. [laughter] >> did you hear - this is 100% true. she was outside with the mach machete, she said get the f away from me or i will hack you up with a machete. you can get that message across with holding up a machete. >> here is a machete and when i use it on you, i will be chopping you up. any questions? you in the back, somebody want to try it? that's when you have to worry of the

machete of the same context. a lot of things are like syringe in the hospitals, good. syringe when you get a ride home by someone in a van. >> sad. [laughter] >> bad. >> if someone comes with a flat tire and you don't see a flat tire? >> i agree. >> i believe her identity protected her from people criticizing her aggressive capabilities. she's known to be like this forever. in the academic circles, no one is going to touch it. >> absolutely. i mean once we saw what she did to those students, we already know once he thinks once her feelings are hurt or upset, all bets are off. it is different when you think that means that everyone needs to cater to them. i do write about this in my book and i hate to bring it up again. i don't want to. [applause]

it contains so many truth that applies to so many different situations. >> you have to try harder. >> i actually do write about this and how people like th this - they believe themselves to be so sensitive. she thought what she was doing was compassionate. people on the right leaning into it, oh, she's a snow flake. if you think your feeling is more important than another person's rights to express theirs, you are a bully and a jerk. it should not be shocking to see someone continuing to act like one when they proven themselves to be like one. >> all right. [applause] >> there you go. up next, a

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>> his lies concept stacking and now she wan wants to send him packing. it is he who could get axed. florida woman anna paulina,that sounds familiar. sounds like they hate the idea that motion filed last week highlights shifty schiff's countless lies, that he personally saw the smoking gone and he's actually human. this guy lies more than i don't know fetterman's dr. he better calls nancy and get some tips on inside trading real fast. congresswoman raised a key question, how could someone pushes the biggest political hoax in the country gets to keep his job. this is split-t country in half.

i raises another question about adam, why does he not burst into flames? anyway, i wonder what adam thinks. >> hello, i am representative adam schiff, i need your help. i need to raise $16 million duri during the russia investigation i told a few -- every little bit helps. just think what i can do with an extra $16 million. hm. >> representative adam schiff, a politician whose career is barely alive. we can rebuild him. we can make him better than he was. better. stro stronger. faster.

impeached. >> wow. [applause] >> that was quite -- not to be a con. that's the film festival, kat. congresswoman, why sue for $16 million? >> that was half the cost of what it would cost the american taxpayers to really look into the russia investigation which is in total of $32 million. and so ultimately, schiff used his position of what he's previ to information that not even other members have because he was in charge of the house committee. he fund raised and used his position and he's responsible for everyone watching the show knows that families are ripped apart by this lie. he should be held accountable. as a representative, we are not only to do that, but it has not to my knowledge have been done before where someone has been

fined that amount. >> don't raise our hopes. i hate getting my hopes raised and dashed, like remember when you took me to the fair? >> yeah, i made a deal and they're supposed to keep you. >> there is something called a privilege resolution, when i go back from recess, we'll call it to the floor. it is up to the republican house on whether or not they vote to censor him and fine him. if you are watching this, i recommend you call your representatives and i am bringing this to the floor and he should be held accountable. [applause] >> kat, i feel like politicians should have been punished much more severely or less. nixon did nothing like schiff. schiff helped engineer, basically what he said a moral civil war, i mean, almost.

>> people were ripped apart by it and a lot of money was spent on it. you are absolutely right. it was my money and our money and just wait until you hear the rest of taxes. >> [laughter] >> people get so mad of me when i say i don't believe in taxes. you don't realize all that money you are sending does not all go to feed a poor, hungry baby. it goes to a lot of corruption. wars that you may not believe in. it is crazy that it is seen like crazy when you want to hold someone accountable rather than oh, that's okay, we'll keep paying you for stuff. >> if i can jump in real quick, too. a lot of people are wondering is that something he can personally pay for it? he currently has 20 million for his senate campaign, he can make that payment from his senate campaign. if he's fundraising off of it, buddy, guess what you are paying of? [applause] >> that's great. you probably understand this problem pretty well because didn't your wife file a motion

to expel you? [laughter] >> that's almost exactly what it was. >> i am thinking if you can fine people for lies, i can get even on this whole divorce thing. [laughter] >> there are degrees of lies. this is evil. there are little lies. i saw you early and you are like good to see you -- [laughter] >> yeah. those are little lies. me and my ex-wife where we always play this called two truths and a lie. she calls this talking. >> tyrus, last word. anything? >> well, are you done? [laughter] >> you may do one of those long jokes again. >> it is a good punch line. >> get me a machete. >> um -- 16 million is not enough. >> yeah. >> he wasted 32. i overheard the rumor bird told me it was $20 million. can we get it up to $22 million?

this dude sat on tv and he said he had heard things on that other network used to be cnn and now it is please see us, please somebody see us. it was good. but, he led the coup. he was so proud of himself and he carried on and on and he got people to -- he literally was the star of the show. he was on every panel and everything. >> he had information. >> yeah, he knew it. >> i think that's almost like treason but i know, i am not a lawyer. >> it should make great movies. he has a side hustle and if you want to go after him. >> hit all those jobs because he writes screen plays and movies that suck really bad. >> they should title this one "seditio

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[applause] >> this chick is friggin' nuts, which means it must be time for -- >> oh man, you are going to flip when you see this clip. it is time for greg's greatest video of the week. >> we made in 1997. tonight's "video of the week" starts with michaela kavanaugh, during a bill that would change sex. >> we love trans people, we love trans people, trans people belong here. we need trans people. we love trans people! trans people belong here!

we need trans people! trans people belong here! we need trans people, trans people belong here! we need trans people. trans people belong here! >> finally, a nuance opinion. you know - when you are going to lead a chant, just don't assume people are going to join in. [laughter] i mean - i hope - does she have anything to add? >> we love trans people. we need trans people. we love trans people. trans people belong here! we need trans people. trans people belong here. we need trans people. we love trans people. trans people belong here. we need trans people. we love trans people. >> lady, stop! make the bad lady stop. >> i also want to apologize to our viewers but there is more.

>> trans people belong here. >> we need trans people. trans people belong here. we need trans people. trans people belong here. we love trans people. we need trans people. we love trans people. you matter! you matter! i am fighting for you. i am will not stop. >> i don't think they want you fighting for them. [laughter] >> you are the worse thing ever. i know what you are thinking, did we just replay the same clip three times? no, it was all her. we found something more repetitive than jamie's joke. kat, how persuasive was she? >> it is remarkable to me how much politics to be having a well public melt down.

then, i realized it seems like you have to have them only be about preapproved narratives for your size. for example, this bill also had a 12-week abortion ban in it. i have not heard as much about that as i have about the trans part. >> yeah. >> i don't understand. it is fascinating to think about, i don't understand how people decide what things to amplify and when. >> ten years ago, she would have an institutionallize. the trans issues scrambled people's brain. >> tyrus is angry. tyrus is mad. make the bad lady stop. >> i am not qualified to speak on this anymore. i am phobic-tyrus.

we need a rhythm teacher. when do we want it? no. now. >> jamie, did you think she won any converts? >> is it possible to defend her a little bit that she was in the wrong role. was there a lady out from with the protesters giving a thoughtful speech? [laughter] >> it is possible. that's a really nice way of looking at things, jamie. >> you are very nice. >> i look at her speech writers, i never heard these guys copy and paste. that was amazing. that was competitive. that was repetitive, wow. [applause] what's going on there? what do you think is going on with society? >> i saw that.

i was playing this video in uber and the uber driver was looking at me, please make it stop. they really much so understand it is crazy. this bill had nothing to do with trans adults. it had to d with protecting children. when you see them starting to go for kids is like what kind of weirdo are you? >> wait until they're adults and ruin their lives. that's what i say. >> up next, the what are folks 60 and older up to these days? getting inspired! volunteering! playing pickleba...!

[applause] >> story in five words. stallone writes daughter's break up texts. i have to go to you, tyrus. stallone written her breakup texts to their boyfriends to them. is this something you can see yourself doing? >> no, i would not write. i find the best way for communication is -- >> face-to-face? >> face-to-face or to the top of their head or sometimes hold their ankle, you know this is not going to work out, right? >> it is going to be so hard for your daughters to find dates that are bigger than you. >> well, first of all - my daughters are 8, 11, and 11 so i

got some time. >> okay. >> the date, right now we are at 35. [laughter] >> no, we play a game. when i play fortnite and video game with them, i added a year on. their brother is at 18 because he knows how to play the game. >> oh, man. >> you got to meet them first. when they come to the door, it gets weird. that's where you bring out the machete. [laughter] >> and you cut carrots. what's going on? >> congresswoman, tell us your best breakup story? >> oh my gosh, i have been married to my husband since i was 19. >> it is only five years. >> i just turned 34. >> that was a compliment. >> thank you. >> just referencing a story, i think it says a lot to his character because i am not going to waste my time. if these guys are not man enough to approach me, they're not man

enough to date my daughter. i think everyone should have that sentiment. >> that makes me wonder, jamie. was the other man lying in bed, bare-chested with crazy sex from your ex and eating your food. a big giant chicken wing gnawing at it. oh, i will dump them for you. >> raising his children under his moral code? >> very tactical breaking up with a text. >> oh, how did you get this number? >> um -- [laughter] >> did the most effective text, come watch "expendable 4" for

with me or it is over. anymore? i just think of how lucky everyone is to be able to text to break up. i used to think about -- how lucky people are to send a -- pic. when i was growing up. now, it is like yours having head shots taken. when i was dating, this was what it was. [laughter] >> and now you can do a sad face emoji. back in my day, people had to make those things with their faces. that's where emojis came from. >> they did, they're based on faces. >> kat, you are the expert in texting and break ups. have you had anybody write your breakup texts? >> the only time my dad was involved in my breakup, it was also my choice and not my dad's choice. it was eight years ago today. >> really? >> eight years ago today was the

anniversary of the day that guy broke up with me in front of my father at koni island. that was weird. >> he finished the date with bribe and everything. >> he stayed the whole rest of the day. i did write about it in my book. i did get broken up with a text once. i would not stand for it so i made him see me in-person where he broke up with me. >> i don't think you have the gut to do this in person. i am right here. >> i get broken up a lot because i am crazy or whatever. they try to date other girls and they always come back because they get bored. >> text breakup for men is the best ever. don't sit me down and tell me why. >> i will change? i will never change. you tell me what's wrong with me, i will do more of it because you are out of my life.

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