years. but no more. that is it for us tonight. fly your flag. remember the great sacrifices of those in uniform and everyone who supported those on the front lines, not just today but every day. remember, it is america, free and independent, now and forever. thank you for thank you for watching. greg gutfeld and the gang, they take it all from here. ♪ ♪ >> greg: happy memorial day, everyone. we have had some great shows to start the 2023. so let's do that totally original never been done before thing where we look back at some of our favorite segments. enjoy it. [cheers and applause] [laughs] oh, look at that. yeah. yeah. i want your hands to bleed.

[laughter] i'm kidding. maybe. happy thursday, everybody. it is a glorious thursday. so let's big question, why are the young liberals so depressed, especially when compared to their righty counterparts? you can see it for yourselves. do these people look like they are having a good day? maybe. if you define a good day as resting your genitals in a bowl of battery acid. don't knock it. what is behind this agony? are they liberals because they are depressed? or are they depressed because they are liberals? it is the old what came first, the responsively great chicken or the organic egg? they are not watching uplifting programs like this one. i'm surprised colbert's credits don't end with how to tie a noose. [laughter] it is very depressing. sometimes i cry. to get to the bottom, you have to have a former lefty. covering a 2022 academic paper

titled the politics of depression. which comes complete with a beautiful charge. you can trust anything the chart and its colors and numbers and lines. sometimes they are even shaped like pies. so that people can understand them. [laughter] >> a fat phobic would say. >> greg: everybody laughed at that joke. lets go. there's lots going on here. the dark blue, those are female liberals and as you can see, if you look closely over the years, their depression levels have gotten up faster than the price of hamburger under joe biden. underneath them, mail liberals which makes sense. they are never on top of anything. [laughter] yeah, you know what i'm saying, huh? yeah, figure. but the least depressed, conservatives, men and women. so what is the deal? iglesias writes, some of it might be a selection effect with progressive politics becoming a more congenial home for people

who are miserable. but adult progresses now valorize depression. as a sign of political commitment. to put that in english, adult liberals incentivize misery. the will see a few and the more you express it the better you do in these circles as matt points out, the left love's misery porn and part of their kink is luring young people. here is their mating call. >> the corporations challenge it! the student loan lizards challenge it! that is not right! that is not fair. >> greg: when liberals pushed the idea that social justice exists everywhere and everyone is out to get you, of course, you're going to be depressed. on the other hand, you might get your own show on msnbc. it is a self-fulfilling cycle that feeds itself around the clock like [indistinct]. teams watch on eggshells worried

about how innocent words might get them canceled. minorities are told they will never succeed on their own. and in seven years, the world is going to eat because bigots keep making grilled cheese on gas-powered stoves. no wonder everyone is so angry and depressed. look at credits on bird. she was asked to leave a chuck e. cheese because she was bumming out of the other customers. that is not a true story. but it does not matter. it is not a chicken or egg question at all. it is a learned behavior. once your drama gets a spotlight, you turn it up to 11 and so at a young age, they are told the world sucks, there's no way to a win and then you get rewarded for embracing envy and victimhood. that is how you get rachel dollars all. that is how you get jussie smollett. if you want to find out what happened, it is not in protest or rallies where being unhinged is rewarded. it is a and football games, barbecues, gun ranges, christmas concerts, people watching raunchy comedies, it is people having fun and it is just about everything that young leftists

seek to ban. wokeism is not just an attack on reason. it is an attack on of fun. all you young depressed lefties watching, there's got to be at least three of you who turned in to -- tuned in to learn about really factor. remember the old adage. misery loves company. happiness is there if you want it and you can have it. it is easy. it is just harder than crying like a little bitch. let us welcome tonight's yes. he married a man named -- to save on towel embroidery. dave rubin. [cheers and applause] he has bested more guts than bad cheese, meeting and host of the retro show on vice, chris distefano. [cheers and applause] she has got more jobs than bruce lee eating out a steakhouse.

catch him -- kat timpf. friday six flags converted his shoes to their cars. my sidekick and nwa world heavyweight champion tyrus. [cheers and applause] dave, how old are your kids now? >> six months and four months. >> greg: that is amazing. >> they are. >> they are not depressed yet. >> greg: this happens. very liberal parents. i watched family ties where i got a lot of my stuff. if you are a liberal, then your kid ends up being a conservative. if you are conservative, your kid ends up -- are you worried your kids might be depressed? >> i grew up watching the jeffersons. so where would that put me? >> greg: you are moving to chicago with a deluxe apartment in the sky. >> i think maybe it has something to do with the drugs. because maybe they are taking the wrong drugs, the kids, because i come from the free

state of florida. only come back to new york to see you and do the number one show in late-night television. but everyone is happy down there. it is fun. it is freedom and all that and then i come here and it smells like weed everywhere. but back in my date with the wheat everybody was giggling and laughing. but if one here seems depressed and i'm wondering if it is a wheat issue. >> greg: that is interesting because i don't necessarily see a correlation there. but i will admit it is definitely not like the wheat of the '70s. it is definitely ultra is superpowerful and it does mess with probably your grade. i would not know because i'm on it right now. [laughter] >> it is not like you smoked a ton of wheat with bomar just a couple days ago and everyone saw that. [applause] cheech & chong -- >> greg: i don't advocate that. my theory with the drugs has always wait until they are successful. because you do the drugs before you are successful, you will never be successful. treat pot like a martini.

what are we talking about? we were talking about a bowl and this jerk starts talking about weed. do you buy his theory? >> i just want to say this is my first time ever on the show. i'm proud to finally be a gut-slut. second of all, did you say your his work six months old and four months old? that is the definition —-dash. [laughter] how did that happen? >> sciencey. >> greg: you did —-dash. >> two baby -- tube maybe. >> my wife is puerto rican. that is a very puerto rican thing to have kids right away. i have three little latino kids. >> i did have gut-slut with your boys. >> now we both [...] so just me. just me. just me. >> what was the question, greg? >> greg: i don't know. >> we are doing our own beds today.

>> #gut-slut. >> i think everyone is depressed. i think everyone is depressed. i think it has got something to do with the 24-hour news cycle. you know, everybody, you only watch the news when you are angry so that the news knows they got to cherry. stories. but then they are in bed with the air, please. we are watching the news because we are angry. and for applebee's to two -- 2 for 20. >> we are stuffing quesadilla burgers in our mouth. aand i just -- >> greg: thank you for that. >> i want to sleep at your house because you are getting rich off of applebee's. >> greg: excellent appetizers, by the way. >> i love it. >> greg: there you go. cap, do you agree? could it be drugs. are you miming later? >> kat: no. also, i look awesome. so kind of infected everything.

>> greg: yeah. >> kat: i watched "the bachelor." i have noticed this season, there's this new format where on the one on one pacemaker, there's like a fun date date and then he takes her out to dinner and then the girl shares some dramatic story about her life. where she is a single mom trying to raise a kindergartner alone or her mom and her don't speak. or her last relationship was very abusive and thank her for being vulnerable and then they make out through the tears. and then he hands her a rose. and after i watched this for the sixth time, i was asking myself, what would happen if the girl was like, everything is pretty good. [laughs] my family loves me. my parents are still together. my last relationship ended because, like, you know, we just wanted different things. what he did not know what to do at this point? i feel like you are expecting to

need to have this kind of trauma or else you don't deserve any respect. so i think it is almost as if they are going into this like okay, this date on tv, what is the saddest [bleep] for my life that i can drag up and cried so that he will like me? >> greg: what you are talking about, it is the same thing. it is incentivizing a behavior. exactly. >> kat: yeah. >> greg: and hot women don't need trauma. they are hot. >> well, and taught. >> greg: i don't even know what that means. >> i'm agreeing. i don't know what it means either. i like hot women. and guys and they. >> greg: is exactly. [laughter] >> yes. >> greg: you don't even see gender. >> i'm a "theyby." >> greg: tyrus, what is your take? >> tyrus: it is not the weed. you don't have to be puerto rican and three kids right next to each other. got that covered. >> see you at the ball.

you. [laughter] >> what messes up a good weed party, when a liberal guy comes in. everyone is having a good time. yokota man, can you believe the polar bears are going to die? it is what they do because they have to -- it is attention. they need that attention. they live in the first world. they don't have real problems. they are not like my life pill is about to be cut off. can i borrow your extension cord? that is a real problem. i don't know. i just realized today that i was born caucasian. there's a good chance that my great-great-grandfather owned slaves. get out of my house! that is not a real problem. they are bored. be elected as. go outside. try sports. go camping. fishing. play with your kids without a tablet attached. we go outside. that is why we don't have these problems. you can turn the news off.

just go outside and try it. maybe not in new york so much, but go outside. >> greg: what it -- [cheers and applause] that was the problem with the lock down. the lock down forced people to go back inside and you saw more depression because they were not outside getting -- >> tyrus: out depressed each other. >> greg: and you are watching 24 hours of anything, whether it is the bachelor or the greatest cable news station in the world, fox news. >> tyrus: i was in louisiana. i just walked out and go outside. >> greg: up next, fake celebrity faces in the unlikeliest of places. [cheers and applause] when you have chronic kidney disease. there are places you'd like to be.

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♪ ♪ >> greg: is it really a bummer that we are getting dumber? a new study published in the scientific journal of intelligence suggests that for the first time in 100 years, the average american's iq is declining which was greeted as good news in the journal stupidity. [laughter] i thought it was better when i thought of it this morning. this reverses a trend that saw average iq jump three to five points every decade since the 1930s. so say -- be the first to say it, a nice job, the kardashians. [laughter] the age group showing this team's iq decline, 18 to 22-year-olds. the group of scientists called girlfriends. [laughter] researchers theorize that "either the caliber of education is decreased and/or there has been a shift in the perceived value of certain cognitive skills." it is further proof that iqs have declined.

i'm not even sure what the hell that means. the study could be devastating for students' self-esteem unless they are very attractive. then call me, students. >> announcer: a permit would say. >> greg: all right, tyrus. what you think is causing this decline? >> tyrus: stupid-ass parents. you let the tablet raise the child. and then you send them out in the real world and they don't like something, they get a safe space to hide in or of the teacher says something they like, the teacher goes away. so of course we are all getting stupider. the reason and then those of us who don't want to comply into that, we get dumber here in the conversations. that is what you seek intelligent people with headphones on all the time just trying to survive. i would rather have my headphones on on my -- on the airplane. i would be eating human flesh by the time i get here. [laughter] let's be honest. when america stops to watch

reality tv, [bleep] stupid. who enjoys that? >> i do. >> tyrus: see? you are getting dumber. go outside. there's this thing called the sun. [bleep]. go out there and just wait. something will happen. >> greg: that is true, especially in new york city. you make it a naked man masturbate on you. >> tyrus: if that is your thing, go for it. >> kat: that is the first thing you thought of. >> greg: are you worried about the iq decline? >> yes, i am. i got a series of good points to make. education is affected by poverty and here are some facts that help us understand this. it won't take very long. i do this because i respect you and i love you. i'm reading out some actual tax. if it gets boring, you can obviously stop me and we could perhaps wrestle that. it would be brief. >> tyrus: got to be her first.

[laughter] >> if i began wrestling with emily, i might not get around to you. could we prolong this? just another couple of decades. >> greg: you are running out of time. [laughter] listen to this. according to a global citizen, poverty is the main barrier to education in the united states. i'm going to draw your collected attention to the pandemic. during the pandemic, education, the client. one minute until commercial, so i got to wrap this up. >> greg: i.f.s. does have other panelists. >> thanks for coming. [laughter] during the pandemic period, berliners added five trailers to their fortune. a new billionaire was created every single day all extreme poverty increased everywhere while small businesses closed everywhere. i'm going to say something on fox news that until recently would have not been possible. as president, donald trump tax cuts helped billionaires pay

less taxes for the first time. they paid a lower tax rate than any other group. but check this out, fox news. in october 2021, democrats scaled back plans crackdown bound to being aggressive on the banking industry while joe biden told the rich donors that nothing would primarily change if you were elected president. like some of the great points, like rasputin. he was a crazy, sexy guy. the two party system and the manner in which it is funded that prevents meaningful change and this education problem, while the jokes you make or about the culture, education, if the state has a duty at all, it is the protection of young americans. this would be my point, greg gutfeld. >> greg: very good. [applause] >> greg: we will edit out about the last two minutes of that.

>> no! that was the best bid! let me tailor it to some promo. watch fox news and other affiliated sections within fox news international. just use that! >> greg: there you go. emily could make it fast. >> emily: screen time and social media. right? kids are given these screen terms from a tiny age. that is affecting their complex memory and reading and affecting their cerebral development and they get older, they have -- we know that if you are physically hurt, your brain exhibits the same reaction as when you are socially shunned. use is throwing social media and those who prepubescent young pubescent teenagers who are getting ostracized and canceled and told to kill themselves. that to be is the erosion literally of the brain and the depressive results that happened from that. that is what he iqs are so low in addition to what you said. i feel strongly that the social media, the screen time, that

advent is the immediate decline of the iq. robert that last word? >> kat: i think it has to do with what we were talking about. binary thinking is the enemy of critical thinking because you are saying that there's only two options when there are limitless possibilities and when you pick a site, you don't have to think because the thinking is done for you. my side good. other side bad. your site -- you just lift off bad stuff the other side did and that leads to corruption in government which stops from any help coming to the people as you mentioned. >> greg: there you go. all right, we got to move on. up next, republicans are not stunned a liberal wants them shunned. [cheers and applause] that's my boy. ♪ stay off the freeways! only pay for what you need. ♪ liberty. liberty. liberty. liberty. ♪

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the also too old to have sex with, said leo dicaprio. in fact some get fired less than a week after their start dating. that happened to me once when i took a smoke break at my job pumping gas. [laughter] and many play the pandemic for extending their understanding of office etiquette. resulting in "weird's behavior," including poor communication skills and inability to conduct themselves in a business setting. that includes being on their phones during meetings, showing a lack of effort and demanding special perks even though -- i hate it when they make eye contact in the elevator. i'm trying to pee. perhaps gen z is not totally to blame. as a conservative editor opines, biden, progressives and literal -- liberal media are teaching them to be depressed and fearful. according to a poll, 44% of gen z feel nervous, anxious, or on

edge. 52% have trouble relaxing. 57% feel hopeless. democrats are winning the war for the hearts and minds of america's youth. the price maybe the hearts and minds. the party of hope and change has become the party of despair. the real surprise is that they are showing up for work at all and when they do, not a single one of them will agree to shave my back. emily, do you agree with this? imagine you are in a generation where everyone tells you the world is going to eat in 12 years. when you work hard. >> emily: i guess but i think on campuses, it is being fostered and social media is such a toxic cesspool that they are not even evolving past some young tiny new vowel age. they don't have executive functioning skills. they don't have the cortex. they are different humans. what appalled me and also terrifies me is that all of these things are always put -- they are triggered easily.

they take knapps. they don't make eye contact. they are not good communicators. but then they talked in the medical field, what is happening and that is right in. there was a fishing physician who said they literally are like, i don't want to see patients. i'm going to opt out today. they call her by her first name. they don't see, dr. bill or dr. lake or whatever. they literally this will have an impact on us. we laugh now. but in about 10 or 15 years when these guys are doing our surgeries, it is going to be frightening. back me up, kevin. >> i hire these people. 50 plus companies are private. we hire gen z's all the time. a third of their careers so far in their lives, were done remotely. so they don't know office etiquette because they have never done it particularly the last three years. and i will give you an example that sums it up.

i don't know if it is good or bad. it is reality. we are interviewing a young woman. spectacular resume for finance job. and you really want to hire slowly and fired quickly. that is what i have learned. that is how you manage your business. want to make sure you are hiring the right team member. first interview, fantastic. second interview, a really good. starting to get interesting. so i had not met her yet. and i want to meet everybody. she is coming from a top operating company. big gig. our hr woman says, okay, now you're going to get your third interview with kevin o'leary. she goes, i only do two. i don't do three. [laughter] no! i said, go beep, beep, beep, beep! i mean, that kind of arrogance, it is just. >> you are a transphobe. >> i am so glad that i did not hire that beep.

[laughter] i mean, i just, that is unbelievable. >> that is horrific. >> we invested in her. we work hard. >> greg: nobody wants to do multiple interviews. they are painful to expect that to me and said, okay, before we start this again, and a little age difference now. throw up extra three years. let's get somebody who is past 30. let's get somebody who knows how this works because i don't want to waste your time and i certainly don't want to waste my time. whatever works with that person, middleton high school, they give you those coaches. whatever it was. >> greg: guidance counselors. >> act like career counselor. she did not get one. she just -- >> i had one but he just touched me a lot. did you see this in comedy? young comics that feel entitled like they should have a better slot on the night than you but just because you have been toiling for 31 years, chris.

>> i know, through. comedy, as a woman. comedy is -- one bud light. comedy is one of those things where it is like you can play -- it is just the audience does not care. you have the audience gives you one minute and then even if joe and -- jerry seinfeld walked on, but after that, you need to be funny and so that is the beauty about comedy. you can try to do this or do that or stronghold by the audience will be like, either you are funny or you are not. and that is what is beautiful about it. in this world, corporate world and just the young, you know, gen z people, it is becoming like i don't know, like, where is gen z just normal? here in the western side, you know, countries, they are all alike, you know, or whatever. it is going to get to the park where the only 25 euros you can hire used to work for isis. they are so -- they cut a few heads off but at least they are not going to do a plea tiktok in

the office. >> greg: and they know their gender. >> you give them a room and go crazy and then they are good. they work. they come in for the third interview. [laughter] >> greg: do you see, a link between how they are being -- how the environment is treating them? >> whoa, unlike kevin, i only owned 48 companies. i don't have the same experience. you know, i used to be, like the ways to take it that the gen z was lazy and everything. after this whole covid thing, i mean, i'm starting to side with them. they realize most of these jokes are stupid and all these people who -- if he spent two years at home on zoom, you don't have a real job. you are a jerk. and, like the a gen z year should take your job because you are not doing anything anyway. because you can't fix a toilet on zoom. the real color people were doing

their jobs and so the gen z people are realizing that any job where you work in an office is probably down and you know, and you should not be doing it. >> talk -- don't talk about blackface. save yourself. >> music, why do you do comedy? some dumb man. >> even comedy, at some points, chatgpt can do it. >> exactly. all of these gen z people and they are taken, i have an app. i can make my own living. i'm sure kevin disagrees with me. i think most jobs are stupid now and in the future, even the doctors, like to i'm not worried. i'm going to do my own surgery. >> greg: a.i.s is going to be the new doctor. hey, is this cancer? and you get all the information from around the world and it goes, yes! >> i will give you a stat you are going to like. they made the assumptions that

15, 15% would not return. we adjusted accordingly and we made the assumptions it was the people in accounting and logistics and compliance, but desk jobs. they are going to do it from home. now we are out of the pandemic. 55% won't come back. sales guys, i'm not coming back. why do i have to come back to the office? i'm out here selling. all the people that had the little cubicles, it does not matter what their job was. they are not coming back. that is it. they moved out of the city. they don't want to get killed on the way to work. downtown san francisco, or zone l.a. or zone, new york. like, nobody wants to do it. permanent that is true. i cannot victimize anyone anymore. it is so hard. we got to move on. coming up, guests shoot the breeze over whatever news they please. despite treatment it disrupts my skin with itch. it disrupts my skin with rash.

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>> greg: if he reclines into your space, should you blast cold air into his face? it is time for -- ♪ ♪ >> announcer: the eternal de debate, the seatback hack. >> greg: wow, that was really expensive. [laughter] i could have put that on a steak dinner. you guys would not even have known. it is a question as old as the toilet paper stuck to will be kohberger's shou. [laughter] when flying, should you get upset at the present in front of you for recording their seat? it sounds like a terrible problem for those who don't commute via health, those helicopters like me. [laughter] what is with you people tonight? well, one joke advises just open the air vent above you full blast and played it at the top of the head of the person in front of you. [laughter] or if you are flying spirit here you just crack open a window. [laughter] now, people who saw this online

suggestion are divided. some call it completely reasonable. others argue that no one could dictate what you do with the space that you paid for. which is why i always bring my toenail clippers. [laughter] but like me in college, that reasoning can go both ways. if you can do the air-conditioner valve, then i can do the recliner button. it is virtually assured destruction to ensure that nobody ever gets their way. the way it is supposed to be. the point is if you are that bothered by what your fellow passengers are going to learn to travel like an adult and arrived at the gate blackout drunk. [laughter] yeah. just be thankful you are not taking a fight with this guy. [laughter] caps, you take up virtually no space on an airline seat. would you even care if somebody reclines? where are you on this debate? >> kat: i read -- recline my seat for the first time ever last week. >> greg: really? >> kat: yeah, because i thought i did not know how. [laughter]

i was like to should i omit this or not? maybe this can help somebody else. i'm sure this is a relatable problem. because i tried to do it once and i cannot figure out how to do it and then i realized that was one of the seeds that did not recline. i was too scared to try it again. i did not want anyone to ever notice, so i never tried again at last time i did it, and i found it easy. you just pull the thing. >> greg: did you enjoy it? >> kat: yes, i did. >> greg: some people don't like the first time. >> kat: so maybe this guy has the same problem. i'm sure it happens all the time. >> greg: well, you hit the nail on the head. >> kat: he does not know how. >> greg: people who get upset about this tend to be inexperienced liars. if you get into a car, you can move the seat. you get into a train, it can move the seed to. you can move the seat anywhere. i'm moving the seat right now. >> shake it like a dog. >> greg: yeah. where do you is it on this

debate? >> first of all, this must be first class problems because our seats never recline. i'm way in the back. i basically sit in the bathroom. or they have me sitting in the exit row and those seats do not recline. but one thing i hate, i cannot stand when they asked me, terrence, sir, will you assist others in case of an emergency? you can't not say yes. first of all, hell now. you think i'm about to save 150 people before -- and i'm right by the door? i'm the first one out that damn door. i'm gone. term that is true. at least you are honest about it. i would definitely say yes and then do what you did. >> exactly. come on. >> greg: jimmy, i don't understand this. why doesn't anyone -- everyone just did recline at the same

time? and you guys might think this is an important debate. i know people who get really emotional about this. anti-recline. i won't name them but you know that. aspect is that true? this is what i think it comes down to because i'm a very considerate fire. i think on some level, when i get onto the seat, i will look at the guy behind me. if he is as tall as tyrus, i don't want to crush the kind. he is going to beat the hell out of me. i would not want to encroach on his space. if he was no offense like their height, i would recline the chair. so i knew it was not going to thread the seat. i would offer a peace offering because i'm not giving you any crap. i appreciate that you work in those because people need to know how bad it is. i got on spirit. it needs to be called out for what it is. i'm not even getting to a guy -- a guy walks down the middle of the plane. excuse me, ladies and gentlemen. if i could get a dollar for something to eat, you know?

[laughter] and, alike, and, like, and, like, yokota like, yo, that was the pilot due to. [laughter] i don't feel safe. >> greg: what about you? >> kat: goldstein. we have known each other way too long. well, i will tell you my official opinion. okay. so there's two places in the western world where you have no rights. there's no morality. okay? there's no rules. and that is customs and on the airplane. all right? so i say do whatever you want to do. you do recall also i have been kicked off airplanes. yes, on my way to my own wed wedding. >> greg: that is right! i forgot about that. >> i broke the story on redeye. >> greg: yes. >> i was kicked off american

airlines because my husband did not return his phone off when they told us to turn the phone off. they kicked us off. we were escorted off the plane under, like, police. >> greg: did you tell them, i'm going to my wedding? >> yes, i actually cried and they did not care and that they offered to the book is on the next flight. they said that we were a terrorist threat and then they offered to focus on the next flight. term that is amazing. you are a terrorist so we are going to endangered the next crew and the next -- [laughter] you get a voucher for applebee's when you plan. they certainly did not -- >> certainly not. they created it. [laughter] >> greg: coming up, our guests smooth about hometown news. i forgot about that story. eehou♪ click vacation rental for you booking.com, booking. yeah. ♪ ♪

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>> announcer: a story in five words. >> greg: five words, cook a steak in a dishwasher. you see that? you are a bachelor. this twitter video is getting tons of views showing a guide cook a steak in the dishwasher by putting it in a sealed plastic bag. does it matter as long as it is correct or is there something psychological? >> i mean, this is interesting and everything. but it takes eight minutes to

cook a rare steak in a dishwasher cycle, want to have to two hours. [laughter] also i watch the video he then -- put it in your vacuum sealer. i don't have a vacuum sealer. is this a thing everyone has? >> greg: you don't have it? maybe that is why you are single. if you had a vacuum, you would have a great lady. asparagus. i would be returning everything. i would be putting -- it is brand-new. >> greg: it is brand-new. you know, like people who come up with hacks but you know what i did. are used to keep my underwear in the toaster oven. >> that is a topic from i keep my intern's kidney in my fridge. >> know what the problem is? this is about no gas burners. that is what this is based off of. you got to use your dishwasher because you can't be electric or some such. you can't even get a good flushing toilet. >> greg: tell me about it. >> you can't get a good strong shower head. you have to read these

particular social media was lightbulbs. that is why people are so pissed off. >> maisels identifies as electric. >> wow. >> greg: i love toilets that sound like a jet engine. it gets sucked right in. those toilets. those are the best. [imitates noise] >> there they were strong. >> greg: sometimes i will flush and i don't need to go. i went off topic and i apologize. thoughts on cooking a steak in the dishwasher. you are a woman, you understand? but i don't. i don't. they would be sorely mistaken as my husband is the one who could cook in my family. he made a delicious steak on our grill and not in our dishwasher. i will run the dishes but that is where i can contribute in the kitchen. i don't know how to cook. are dishwasher, like, it can't even drive properly. and i think it is going to cook my steak appropriately?

no thank you. i'm not putting —-dash. >> steak in the dryer. >> greg: yes, you could. are in the i'm going to try that. >> greg: i have a question for you. why can't you wash your clothes in the dishwasher. >> i have done it. >> greg: i bet you have because you are a bachelor. bamboozled into thinking we need two separate machines. i have -- about the detergent is identical. >> i'm going to wash my clothes in the dishwasher. >> greg: we will do a special segment on it. >> joe biden will take it away. >> greg: yes. [laughter] >> greg: all right. we got to move on. that was the most important -- >> kat: mr. moneybags. your rebrand. i'm all in. >> greg: mr. moneybags. i will even sing the theme. "mr. moneybags ♪ ♪ blah blah blah, something that rhymes with bags, larry kudlow ♪ >> are we on? >> greg: yeah.

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>> greg: that is it for tonight. we are back with a brand-new episode tomorrow night. special report is next. i am greg gutfeld and i love you, america. eaze. ♪ ♪ >> bret: welcome -- >> good evening. potential candidates take sides on the debt ceiling deal. russia issues an arrest warrant for south carolina republican senator lindsey graham. we will tell you why. and bret baier and has a report on a very special memorial day observation here in the nation's capital. ♪ ♪ we are learning new details about the deal between president biden and house republicans to raise the federal debt ceiling. it also limits government spending. house and senate leaders have to sell that agreement to their rc