>> neil: i recommend the 100-foot rope climb i've never done a 100-foot rope climb. congratulations, you look terrific, keep at it. any spokesman possibilities for mcdonald's? >> they didn't partner with me in anyway but they did send me a gift basket and said thank you. >> neil: fast food meal plan and it worked! here's the five. >> greg: i'm greg gutfeld, nothing slows her down except for glue traps, dana perino and the five. president biden falling hard in the polls and his campaign is off to a rocky start. if only there was some kind of visual metaphor. [cheers and applause]

told him not to chew gum -- but don't worry, the big guy is okay, the white house said he got sabotaged by sandbag at the air force academy graduation today. the president has bigger problems to deal with like his nonexistent campaign strategy. >> how's the reelection campaign going? >> neil: he's also avoiding debate stages and it's breaking the heart of that guy from "dawson's creek." actor james van der beek, that vanderbeek going viral with his criticism of biden ducking the competition. him >> i cannot get over the fact that the democratic national committee is saying they will not be a debate to decide the nominee for

president. are you [bleep] kidding me. an 80-year-old man if he lives will be the oldest sitting president of the history of the country and if he doesn't live, has a vice president whose approval rating is worse than his? he obviously has declining mental faculties. >> greg: here's why he should get out there more, his white house stunned to learn that the majority of americans think he's corrupt. >> what do you say to the majority of americans who believe president is himself corrupt? >> wow. the president hasn't spoken to this. >> greg: all right, we're just going to devote an entire segment to james, i want to talk to you about the fall, what do

you think james van der beek thinks of the fall? >> the first fall of the stairs of air force one was funny because there was three falls in one and it's hard to fall upstairs. than the bike fall was also funny. he had a helmet and he tipped over. this fall was not funny. i wanted it to be funny, when someone sent it to me i expected to laugh. than i actually felt bad. i felt bad, and my maturing? >> greg: no. >> jesse: am i growing a he heart? what's wrong with me? >> kennedy: you're telling a lie a national television. >> jesse: i felt bad for joe biden because he's a jerk but he's not physically fit enough to be the president's. he hit his head and kamala harris could've been president's. we are not the territory where this is the third major fall in two years and he's got two more years to go and he's asking for

another four. we are in the danger zone, physically and we already know people don't think he's mentally sharp enough, people think he's too corrupt to be president. you are going to contrast this with trump whose golfing and biden is falling, with ron desantis campaigning vigorously all over the country and joe biden not campaigning. you have to show effort to get votes, you have to go out there and ask for votes, to campaign for votes, that's what all presidents have done ever. he's not doing that, he's not going to campaign. i never thought i would be saying this but james van der beek has a point. if you are a democratic primary voter and you have the oldest president of all time and he's fallen and he can't get up, you're going to want to see if he has what it takes on a stage with rfk or marianne, i know she's her good friend, i could be wrong, joe biden could prove me wrong, he could have the

chops. but to deny the opportunity of the country, the democratic party to make that decision feels undemocratic. we were told how important democracy was, all the last two years how important democracy was. the president is not debating, not campaigning and he's going to arrest his opponents. the white house press secretary can't answer any questions about it, is that democratic? that's not very democratic to me. >> greg: james van der beek might as been as big as you in the 1990s. >> kennedy: 155. >> greg: he does have a giant head, one of the biggest heads in the entertainment industry, could that had saved democracy? >> kennedy: when you've lost james van der beek you've lost a big slice of america and we all know that and we need to recognize that. also he had a massive forehead when he was on "dawson's creek" and varsity blues and the wrinkles have really helped him. >> greg: yes.

>> kennedy: he's sassy and at the same time and i think the president should be challenged. that's how biden turn things around during the 2020 debates he had a bunch of wet mops on stage and they try to come at him and it was not successful. that debate stage should have been where kamala harris' political career ended. i still don't know to your point, no one wants to see an older person fall, no one wants to see someone get hurt especially the president of the united states with his bony finger on the nuclear button but you're right it's because we're all terrified terrified of a harris presidency -- if james van der beek is going to pass the complement of being blunt, why can't we do the same thing and ask why can't we swap in another vice president? >> greg: that is true. they know where you struck by the words of james van der beek? >> dana: well, not really.

>> greg: what if it was tori spelling or maybe marcia cross? remember melrose place? >> dana: in 2015 hillary clinton would dodge debates from bernie sanders but they had a primary that was an open seat, both the republican party in the democratic party have basically shuts down any primary or debate when they have an incumbent president wants to run for reelection. joe biden wanted to stay looking presidential as long as possible but things were happening. people were getting restless and they weren't sure if he was going to run. remember those rumors, he's definitely not going to run? they kept saying he hinted all along i got something to tell you soon. they got pushed into doing it sooner because people are concerned about his age. when i say people i mean democrats. 70% of democrats are concerned about his age which means it's probably 90% are concerned about it. that means every day, republicans should be in the campaign trail saying "if joe biden wins this election from every single day will be

possibly kamala's inauguration day. and try to run with that vehicle if he doesn't want to debate rfk jr. i understand he probably won't, i understand following the historic precedent on that that doesn't bother me that m much. >> greg: imagine if the nuclear button was in front of joe biden when he fell he would've fallen and pressed on it, it would be over. are you happy now that you voted for him? you voted for the extension of america and the world. >> you definitely stand when you hit the button, you could do it sitting in and there would be low risk of there being any problems. thank you for explain the precedent there so i don't have to do that part. i would like to talk about rfk jr. a little bit and i mentioned this last week, i have not met the sickle democrat who is interested in rfk, jr., i've met a lot of conservatives that are hanging on his every word and talking about how this is a

guy who gets it -- not one democrat pick out normal democrats he meet, politico types, people have supported other candidates, bernie sanders people who don't like biden, didn't like hillary, bernie has already said he's going to come out and support biden periods support and marianne williamson's about 10% right now, people who are concerned about another four years of this but there's an interesting focus group they rode about it yesterday in "the new york times," republican pollster talk to democrats, not a single one said they would vote for trump or desantis over joe biden. that's a huge mountain to climb. in terms of the corruption point and i understand it was funny to hear karine jean-pierre say "jesus" audibly but there's so

much fodder to be discussing what's going on in the other side. we know from yesterday there's audio of president trump talking about how he had a classified document about a potential attack on iran in his possession at bedminster where i don't think you do any of your presidential work, that's what jack smith is at. people are saying it's going to be obstruction now and espi espionage. >> jesse: espionage! >> jessica: it's not a joke, the national records office reached out to trump's lawyers and said you have documents that we own, send them back. three days later we have images of trump boarding a plane for bedminster and boxes. >> jesse: you can send the iranians billions in cash in the middle of the night but you can't have a document? stop it. that's espionage. >> jessica: that is below you'll. >> jesse: nothing is below me!

you know me better than that! >> dana: you can always go lower. >> jesse: jesse watters can always go lower. i want to know what went through your mind when you saw the fall. >> jessica: i was scared for him like i would be scared for anyone. i was happy to know that there was a sandbag he tripped over but anyone he falls -- >> jesse: you believe the sandbag thing? >> jessica: we have a president who can't walk we have one in the wheelchair before, he can do the job. >> greg: i'm going to wait to see what james van der beek has to say about the sandbag to. him >> jessica: hollywood is coming for the democratic party with that one. >> greg: i think we are being sandbagged on the sandbag come i think i should exit this segment on that note. >> jessica: that's what they are telling us before jesse goes lower. >> greg: san francisco spending big bucks to lure tourists back while hiding the fact that sidewalks are covered in crap. ♪ ♪

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>> jesse: liberal san francisco trying to reboot itself is a quirky and fun place to be by spending millions on its first-ever ad campaign. >> welcome to the most beautiful city in the world. always san francisco. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> jesse: that place looks fun, too bad it's not real. this pricey ad conveniently forgets to mention half the sidewalks are covered in. there's also almost 40,000 people doing drugs and camping out too and also the guy riding

his bike filming row after row and the once booming in downtown area. things aren't much better in nearby oakland were residents vetted frustration about high crime. >> who here has been assaulted, raise your hand? that's pretty sad to. >> on the corner of 45th, on the pavement, punching me, kicking me, dragging me through the streets. speaker that was pretty powerful, and at town hall, et cetera put a to change anything? >> greg: these are the same people who vote for these people. i'm glad san francisco is trying to get out of their problems using p.r. they need to spin the negative into a positive. for example thick about the exercise you get running from muggers and rapists.

the added fear can't be matched on the peloton. as an optimist i prefer to see the streets as half empty with. if you're a fan of the city and a fan of the outdoors you're always faced with a choice, what do you do on the weekend? we love the city but you have the drive to the country -- not in san francisco. you can live inside and camped outside on your street and you get all the thrills of the wilderness with wild, naked, hairy bears. it's sad they have to play the rainbow card, please come to san francisco because we are so pro gay -- you can get that anywhere now, even chick-fil-a says we are gay is like saying we have running water. the sad part about this is they can't sell the big things because they can't solve the big problems, they can't say we have law and order, they can't say we have safe streets or -- it's

kind of sad, they are literally painting a turd. >> jesse: whoever did the ad took the money and they look at it again next year. >> dana: $6 million to do the ad in last week michael shellenberger told us a city of san francisco is in a deficit of 500 police officers. imagine $6 million could've been spent on one -- retention bonuses to try to get police officers to stay or signing bonuses to try to hire new police officers. i understand the desire to try to get people to come there, i imagine the hotel industry is very upset and perhaps the theaters and venues are upset because nobody is going, not only flying there to do something but let's say you live 30 minutes out, there's no reason to go to the theater and go to the shops around the theater because the shops have closed in the restaurants have closed and it's not safe to be there. why would you drive in? you stay home and watch the five or jesse watters prime time.

>> jesse: is san francisco past the point of no return? >> jessica: i hope not to think all great cities have the possibility of a revival. i hope that it does by mid-july when i'm going to visit. >> jesse: we should send you with a camera crew. >> jessica: bret already suggested that, i said hard know to lady on the street. >> jesse: way to be a team player. >> jessica: i can do it as well as you did. >> jesse: no one could do. >> jessica: i was looking at hotels, the prices are so low compared to what they used to be, the nicest hotels in san francisco used to be over a thousand dollars to stay in a four seasons or a ritz-carlton from about $500, he could stay at the w, three and a $25 a night i'm not saying that's no money but it's a lot less money than it used to be. this is some where people really wanted to go on a vacation. in the air be in to be seeing a lot more places popping up outside the city if you want to stay in sausalito, just

15 minutes to get into town versus places in the city. >> greg: you can't expense this trip, that's what she's doing. she's talking about it so she can expense it, you are a smart satanist. >> dana: no one expenses anything it's too complicated to. >> jessica: i'm not trying to make fox pay for this trip. what you're seeing set up as the new frontier of how elections are going to be fought which is between democrats, moderate democrats that acknowledge what's going on, the line between the policies that have ended up with these results and the democrats to continue talk about it as if these things aren't going on. the crime and homelessness are the issues that make sense to people where you can see it and it makes a difference. look at the race in colorado springs, the guy who ended up winning that was so much more conservative on crime

and policing can be look at mayor adams he beat out more aggressive challengers by talking about the fact that he was a cop, he cares about getting cops on the street we can't continue to be this way. you talk about will this make a difference -- republicans aren't going to win these elections but more conservative democrats certainly could to. >> jesse: jessica makes a great point i can't believe i said that. all we want is for some democrats to acknowledge there's a problem. some democrats haven't acknowledge there's a problem in san francisco, why not? >> dana: wouldn't you love to get on a time machine and go back to the summer of 2020 and have democrats, smart democrats like jessica and play the tape from today to people who are protesting the defund the police movement -- a lot of the frustrated citizens in oakland saying this is what you get, this is the progressive dystopia, these are your policies. to your question i would pass the point of no return, we don't know yet because we are still very much in the middle of it

and we are elected, collecting these percussive mayors and das, in the case of californians not going to be until you let someone who's more conservative and they can't get control of the city. >> greg: james van der beek. only that giant head of james van der beek can save us. >> jesse: james van der beek and jessica will be signing autographs at the w in the four seasons. they will be taking your questions. coming up, it's a republican mumble -- donald trump and ron desantis slugging it out on the campaign trail. my name is tonya, i am 42. as mother of nine kids, i think i waited this long to get botox® cosmetic because i take like no time for myself.

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>> kennedy: top took a republican presidential candidate duking it out on the campaign trail, barnstorming early voting states with the former president returning to the trail in iowa, he will be participating in a town hall with sean hannity tonight at 9:00 p.m. eastern, don't miss that. ron desantis looking to make his mark in new hampshire. >> we must put in end to the culture of losing that has affected the republic and party in recent years. >> we need to ensure we have a two term president to see this to a conclusion. one term and they reverse it when they come in. you got to have humility, you can't be prideful, can't just be about you. >> i heard him talk about eight

years, we need eight years -- we need six months. we can turn this thing around us so quickly. if you need eight years, who needs eight years? >> it does feel like today is a turning point in the election because now you have both ron desantis and trump out there, these are the two at the highest levels of -- a commanding lead. >> jesse: i have to respect the discipline of ron desantis for not counterpunch it for six months -- i respect the counters but donald trump is wearing him down. i'm curious to see the poll numbers of ron desantis once he started counter punching. he really took it in the chin and his numbers started going down the same time trump's numbers went up during the indictment. when trump attacks you it's like he swarms you with negativity.

he's hitting you on territory that he is choosing, he's picking the battlefield echo he's picking covid, he's picking disney and you are kind of always on the defensive and you're not saying what you want to be saying, you're constantly responding to him two trump is also getting a lot of attention because he's always on the attack. it's very difficult to be in a war of words with him and desantis has to be careful because he's going to need trump voters and he's young and he's going to have a long career. so far he's been pretty tough but it means nothing until they start debating each other and i do hope donald trump debates ron desantis -- i don't think he has to because his lead is so big it but i want to see him debate ron desantis i want to see him debate all of these g guys. trump can't coast, he can't point to my full numbers are great for the next six months -- okay. he can't coast, this guy is a

very aggressive campaign or. you seen him do it with joe biden, he's zigzagging all over the country, he's capable of doing that. i do want him to get in the sink where he says my full numbers aren't great i'm not debating. he has what it takes to blow him out of the water if he wants to. >> kennedy: it for the front runner you can attack the democratic opponent more. by the numbers at 65% approval rating, they could go lower. >> greg: after all how does this affect me? if you keep talking about donald trump do you complement him in that business is off the desantis viewers, then you -- supporters come after you i prefer it for my own perspective i would like to bag on the democrats if you don't mind. i'm going to sit this primary output both have their benefits.

ron desantis is super confident, no nonsense executive. streamlined version of trump pick up somebody called him a tribute band -- if you have a choice between the tribute band to the real band, what would you go with? having said that, you go back without the extra drama more likely to get what you want which is a republican president because you still that people who feel that he's so exhausting, the three hour drive, if he were a bull in the china shop, he's more of a terrier, comes in, knock things around, but his big benefit will always be his biggest flaw which is he fights, he doesn't know when to stop fighting. every hill is worth dying on, you can't turn that up. send all your letters to jesse. van der beek 2024. speed to wait until he gets in the race come he's going to flatten the entire field. tell us how you're looking at the race at this point.

>> we are finally getting a taste of what the race is going to be like. we are in the middle of the season, we are near the playoffs. that means we have a lot of football left to play and it's going to be a very, very long season. having said that i think it will be better for these two candidates. i think you're going to see people fall away quickly because you're not going to see many people get close 2 out of the low single digits. they're going to have to assess their chances, the ones were specifically running for vice president. desantis has to be more of what he does well. he can't make any mistakes if he's going to fight he has to land the punches, if he's going to outline his record he can't leave himself open to vulnerabilities. i think he does have a big opening attacking trump on after fallacy and the reaction to the pandemic, the lockdowns and the like because there is a contrast to be made there with what happened in florida.

>> what do democrats look for when they are looking at a republican primary like this? >> entertainment value can like everybody else. everyone is looking for fixed dream positions being touted by whatever candidate it is so we can talk about how this is with the party stands for. tim scott i think is at a pretty good rollout, completely unprepared for a question about supporting a six week abortion ban on a national level. he said i want to turn the country into a place that values life -- that wasn't the question. we are dealing in an environment where these are being enacted. >> kennedy: what is your answer for that? these are give me say be prepared for. >> jessica: the fighter part about trump is a benefit and also a curse but one thing that's completely a benefit as he has no set ideology. america first is completely malleable it could mean something this day and mean something else the next day

because he has created it. it's interesting to see this line of attack about the term woke today i thought it was really smart of him i don't really like the term woke because no one knows what it means and they use it as a blanket statement. we have talked about that before, when people are pressed to define it, but something related to crt, something related to groomers or something related to ethanol. >> greg: i have been very clear on what woke is. i have been. you know who takes offense? van der beek. it's happening. >> dana: up next, failed democrats had to the classroom the te to teach america's a lesn about success. ♪ ♪

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from office whether they've won our loss, whether you think they did a great job or not. i've already defended the idea of having hillary in that position, how much it's clear to me that everyone will want to sign up for that class that is what happened. five days ago was henry kissinger's hundredth birthday -- all the glowing offense about his time, this is a man who is responsible for hundreds of thousands of dead, millions more negatively impacted from the actions he's took and people lined up to hear him speak when he does it -- he doesn't do it as much anymore when he's hundred years old. i don't want to hear anything about listening to lori lightfoot or hillary clinton or chesa boudin and hopefully they will be pushed to talk about things that worked and things that didn't work. >> kennedy: what didn't work as their policies especially in the case of chicago and san francisco, look at the state the cities are in now, both of them passed the point of no return. >> jesse: these are academics

putting metals on the chests of bad generals pick out these stupid ideas came from places like harvard, the social justice nonsense, home reduction policies, health care mumbo-jumbo. all these losers glom onto it because it makes them sound smart and compassionate. they win, they enact these policies and they fail and they lose. what harvard has to do is they have to slap a crimson blazer on them so there's not a lot of failed leftists hanging around with their hands out. you can't have a bunch of failed leftists sitting around with the skeletons of all of these dumb academic policies that failed in the real world. you have to dress it up. it's like academic washing. >> kennedy: what about hil hillary? why are people signing up for

that class? she's a two time presidential loser and jeffrey epstein didn't kill himself. >> dana: there other things that came from as well, the thing about dems losing is a never go far. if you want to beto o'rourke, he ran against ted cruz, he lost that senate race so badly in his next step was i think i'm going to run for president now. nobody batted an eye. chesa boudin is going to run cal berkeley's law of research and advocacy center. immediately after being recalled and run out of town. then you have stacey abrams, she did tremendous damage to her because, she had a cause so she gets to have the t-shirt, get a big contract to write a book, she just wrote another novel, a dramatic interpretation for the explanation point to show. i guess my thoughts boil down to this: winners get to make policies and losers go home except for democrats, they get

to go to academia where they get sweet paychecks and brainwash your children. >> kennedy: academia is home to them, you're not seeing mike pence lecturing on what it's like to be vice president during pandemic. >> greg: you could be a failed leftists and get fired and you get to go to harvard, if i get fired i'm at the university of newsmax. just repeating what you're saying, it's the benefit of leftism. there's always a lefty lily pad waiting for you even when you're exposed as an intellectual fraud to. if i lose my job i would probably end up on some board of the corporation or maybe be a lobbyist of some kind. i would be a great lobbyist. >> jesse: would be a terrible lobbyist. >> jessica: why would you be good? >> greg: i would love the product. >> jesse: i know what your lobbying for. >> jessica: personal passion?

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>> kennedy: free-speech warrior elon musk thinks he knows comedy, the billionaire ceo claiming liberals have no sense of humor. >> the people and left have no sense of humor, they aren't funny. if there are so many no-fly zones that you have to avoid all the time, there's nothing left to make fun about. >> jessica: good news we have the king of late night at the table -- what you make of that? i won't take personal offense.

>> greg: i don't agree with him, i just think there's a large group of liberals who just got really lazy, they didn't have to try hard to. his point about not being able to accept the truth and therefore you can't find it funny is very true can be have to be able to unite people by going -- what that person said is true and that's why do smile. there is a problem with lefty comics these days and it's all just sarcasm. there's no thought, it's just yeah, right. if you could summarize all left-wing comics on twitter, with two words, yeah right -- that's three. speaker we talked about dave chappelle, he's a liberal, we listen to bill burke, what they do is poke fun at ever everybody. that's what comedy should be, nothing should be sacred, nothing should be off limits and

that was the thesis of the book. we have stopped joking about things and that's when shows like "saturday night live" ceased to be funny. it was great when they made fun of absently everyone in the stephen colbert is such a hack because he doesn't write and deliver jokes, he was so much funnier when he was pretending to be a conservative commentator. that was great. alec baldwin, he hates donald trump so much, the impression is no longer funny because there has to be some joy in it. when there is only contempt that's not comedy. to your point it did seem as though elon musk read a book about comedic algorithms had memorized that -- this is what comedy is. >> greg: of trump gets elected, maybe alec baldwin will have a shot. what's? i don't understand. >> dana: you mentioned dave chappelle and chris walk dumb academic chris rock, they said they don't want to go to

college campuses because nobody has a sense of humor and in a democracy come anywhere -- especially in a democracy, ridicule of government is healthy. to make sure you have a check on your selves, god didn't put us here to be miserable all the time, laughter is joy as you should do more of it. >> kennedy: as a big self-deprecating or, what do you think? >> jesse: i only self-deprecating. >> kennedy: that you set up by accident? >> jesse: i was going to say something, now i'm not going to share it. a lot of people don't know jessica is very funny. she might not come across as funny on television but you are funny in the commercial breaks. you have a very good sense of humor and you are very sharp and witty. all of a sudden people get on tv and they are not that funny. she's a liberal, we are talking

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♪ >> greg: time now for "one more thing." dana, kick it off. >> dana: very important for music lovers out there. looking at out, kennedy. all-american summer concert series continues tomorrow with chart-topping country band parmalee and blanco brown. show up at 7:00 a.m. 48th and 648th and manhattan v.i.p. tickets register now at foxandfriends.com. lots of good concerts coming up including, kennedy, i'm looking at you ub 40 had be here this year. that would be donny osmond for you. >> greg: yes.

>> dana: jesse, vanilla ice. all right, stop. just take a look at this rare by son in wyoming. first calf born in the 32 year park history guess what, five. also erb divorce. >> jesse: they don't eat people. >> greg: they don't eat people unless they want to. it's a moral choice. i bet you didn't know that. >> jesse: i bet you didn't know i didn't know that. >> greg: shut up. >> jesse: you shut up. >> greg: jesse, it's you. whatever. >> jesse: happy birthday, emma. we are going to celebrate tonight very much in love with you. great wife, amazing mom. >> greg: oh, you are in trouble. >> jesse: what did you hear? we are going to eat some cake tonight. can't wait. tonight, "jesse watters primetime," a man who is in a trump grand jury will be joining us. also, a woman who married herself. >> dana: okay. >> jesse: she wasn't in a grand jury. separate. >> greg: all right, jessica. >> jessica: so father's day is

coming up and this swiftie dad took it to another level. karen didn't have tickets for the concert at gillette stadium in massachusetts but that didn't stop them from enjoying the show from outside, even in a downpour. his face is amazing. the heart-warming video reached such a laud audience sent the duo floor tickets for taylor's new jersey show got them inside the stadium for the performance. >> dana: hopefully they remembered it. >> greg: tonight, guy benson, liz mcdonald's, kat timpf, tyrus, it's going to be great show. let's do this: greg's amazon news. big news, you know, they have got the -- drones that are delivering except they are now delivering organic milk right to your house. check this out. amazon is now dropping cows to your house. all you got to do is order, 48 hours in advance and they also eat people, too. in case you didn't know that i'm going to shut up, kennedy. >> kennedy: udderly delicious. do you know where else they have

cows davenport, iowa. be there for laps and liberty tour. join us saturday, june 3rd in two days at the adler theater in davenport. tickets available now. >> jesse: say tour again. >> kennedy: tour. >> greg: that's it for us. >> kennedy: manure. >> greg: "special report" is up next with the evil shannon bream. hello, shannon. >> shannon: vander belief is on our panel. >> how did you book him? >> good evening, welcome to washington. i'm shannon bream in for bret baier. texas authorities arrest man who may be a serial killer responsible for more than a dozen murders first rule of fight club don't talk about fight club. increasing pressure being placed on the energy grid as the summer approaches