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25-50-year-old finally got about pre-pandemic levels, we are still a long ways from where the record was, but nowhere near -- i mean, think about this very moment. >> neil: real quick. >> 59% participation all the way down to 36%. something is wrong with that, neil. >> neil: it's amazing. we will get through it, buddy. >> we will. >> neil: here's "the five." ♪ ♪ >> jesse: hello, everybody. jesse watters along with kellyanne conway, jessica tarlov, sandra smith, and greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five." ♪ ♪ president biden dealing with fallout from fall date after playing face planting hard during the air force graduation. the big guy trying to laugh off his embarrassing tumble while the white house as there is no need to worry. >> a sandbag.
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[indistinct] >> he tripped over a bag, a sandbag on the stage, and briefly he tripped and got up, and he got right back up and continued what he was there to do. he did not -- there was no need for the doctor to see him, as it was related to the fall, and he is doing fine. >> jesse: biden's pal in the liberal media are covering for him by accusing republicans of counseling. >> biden has this miss underestimated thing, right, where people assume, all, he is too old, that he doesn't know what he is doing, then he keeps delivering. today, he tripped over i guess there was a sandbag and twitter and the right are going crazy, the advance team, whoever's fault but the sandbag. is he so enraging to the right because he is so normal? >> i do just fine.
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going to have a fall. if i do, i hope i get up as good as he did. >> but given current voters concerned about the president's age, this is an image his critics are already capitalizing on and pouncing on. >> jesse: and while the majority of americans are concerned about a second biden turn, jen psaki sees the bright side to the president's problems, but she had to smear republicans as racist to do it. speak with you look back, joy, to 2020, they were trying to figure out how to take him out. they can't make him extreme. they can't really make him offensive. one, he is a white man was older, so, you know, he is comfortable t. i think also they have underestimated him at many times. >> jesse: well, bernie sanders is old and white, and i feel very comfortable demonizing him, sandra. >> sandra: because of his socialist policies, i hope, jesse. this biden fall brings into
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question age in a greater way for both parties, and i think that is an important point to make as we enter the 2024 election. i actually found a local news article to where the president was that day asking is this fall a downfall for older politicians for both parties? so, take into account former president donald trump. 77 years old, he will be 77 in june, 76 today, 77 in a few days, 78 come election day. joe biden 80, he will be 82, election day, 86 if he finishes a second term in office. i think people don't want to see their parents fall, they don't want to see their grandparents fall, they certainly don't want to see the president of the united states, there president of the united states fall. the white house today could have answered the question, went to the doctor. why didn't he go to the doctor? why wasn't he checked out? she was asked a question out of the gate at the white house today. they're brushing it all as expected, but there is going to be a bigger and bigger question for both parties with age. people don't like seeing this
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happen and they're going to continue to elect older white leaders, to jen psaki's point, they're going to wonder and they're going to be concerned about somebody getting hurt. if he has hurt, take him out of the game. we all know what plan b is. >> jesse: greg, would you like to pounce on biden? >> greg: oh, i am so ready to pounce. get this, i am not going to pounce on his physical problems because that is what they want, right? this helps the democrats to focus on the body and not the brain. he is actually is in good for physical shape, he is not fat, but his brain, his brain is in big trouble. i would prefer a brain floating in a vat of nutrients at this point if they believed in science, you know, small government and the right to personal safety. he, the horrifying part about joe biden, it has nothing to do with falling, but failing. he is failing america, in a radical departure from basically all of our american values, he is not interested in crime, not interested in education, not interested in protecting kids from activists, and probably the
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biggest assault that he has done on america is on the melting pot. i mean, that is a prime american value and he has turned the dialogue on the melting pot by embracing oppression politics, right? he has now put a target on white saying there is this huge villain, right, extreme white maga extremist white supremacist, but they really can't find them, but who knew that the face of like an anti-american revolution would be joe biden's face? and it is because he is not there. he is just a husk. he is being used fearful he abdicated his own soul for the job. so i guess what i am saying is, yeah, he's a frail old man, and i will make fun of him until the day he leaves about falling, if that gets him out. if that gets an outcome a great. >> jesse: whatever it takes. >> greg: whatever it takes. but that is not the problem. the following is not a problem. this is a dark and dreary path we have selected and this man vehicle that is the problem. >> jesse: he has a mental
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problem at a physical problem, and all of the voters have said that. two-thirds -- >> greg: i fell yesterday, so that makes me an expert. >> jesse: i actually pushed you. >> kellyanne: the sandbag's fault. there is no question, "the washington post" abc poll last month made it clear that two-thirds of voters, including many democrats, say that joe biden lacks the mental sharpness and physical agility to be president. and to many voters, agility is ability. i agree with greg, i've been saying this for a very long time, let's not fall into the trap. the art of politics is to tell people not what they can see but what they can't see. when i think of joe biden, i don't think of a guy falling, although it is odd. i don't think -- i don't think of a guy shaking hands in the air, as weird as that is. i think of a guy who, with no rationale, no plan, ignored the advice of all of his generals and pulled out of afghanistan like that, leaving $7.2 billion worth of our intelligence equipment for the taliban to have come and what was the point in this country of having the first female vice president and first female vice president of color if the women in afghan are
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less free, have fewer rights, because her and her boss are so reckless with foreign policy? another point of joe biden that is going to matter for voters, i am not about to do the whataboutism, i think of joe biden falling as the rest of the country, but the fear of donald trump being president and the fear of kamala harris being president soon makes many otherwise reasonable, rational democrats, say and do crazy things. they defend what we can all see, which is a president who is not up to the job. the founders in developing the united states constitution said the president and vice president must be 35 years of age and u.s. citizens. they assumed that those two people would be able to talk and walk properly. >> jesse: the president falls, the first thing i think of is kamala harris. >> kellyanne: yes. >> jesse: are democrats, does that cross their mind every time you see him stumble like that? >> jessica: every time something like that happened one time, and there was a visible sandbag that the man tripped over, so whether that is
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the advance team's fault, and he was up there for two hours prior to that, so maybe they didn't think he would be shifting back that way, people blame, people trip. greg tripping yesterday. >> greg: think planted that there? >> kellyanne: fall in wilmington? >> jessica: if you want to -- let's take a trip through history of presidents falling. let's start with ronald reagan. who is, like, the second coming of jesus for republicans. >> jesse: he fell with nancy. >> jessica: he fell on the steps of air force one. >> greg: gerald ford. >> jessica: yes, mentioned yesterday, we had a president in the wheelchair who everyone liked a lot, who revolutionized -- >> greg: you're not making a point. >> jessica: yes -- >> greg: fdr was a democrat. the only examples you are using that we remember our republicans. do you see my point? >> jessica: and you didn't pay any attention to it. you did not care about ronald reagan -- >> greg: "snl" classics get the right >> jesse: weren't even on television in the 80s! jessica, can i play some sound
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from donald trump and you can react to what he set about this? >> jessica: i guess so, but i have other things to say. >> you can't fall, you just can't fall, no matter what, just can't allow it to happen. i better not allow, especially after saying this, i better not allow it to happen to me. >> is the fbi politicized and doj weaponized? >> but they are being protected and it is and a dual system of government. a dual system of -- you talk about law and order. you can't have law and order in a country where you have such corruption. >> jesse: jessica, you mentioned you wanted to say something. >> jessica: i did hear i will respond to that first beer with a clip i wish he would play is how he started, which is tellino stop going after the president s and falling and i thought that was really smart as an old -- >> greg: i can't wait to respond. >> jessica: you won't have time because i'm going so long.
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>> greg: you think he took the high road? he thought biden was so pathetic you shouldn't make fun of him. that is savage. >> jessica: he might have had a moment of recognition of the fact that his biggest challenge is 44 years old. whatever you think of desantis, he's got a lot more runway coming then donald trump does, and that he needs to acknowledge the fact that if he is running against biden he needs to look fitter than him, he needs to look more -- >> kellyanne: he does. just saw it. >> jessica: all right, anyway. >> kellyanne: sharp. >> jessica: to greg's point about the president, the falling, the failing. we had an incredible jobs report today. sandra, you are talking about it earlier. >> sandra: don't speak for me on that. there is a real problem with real wages in this country of, f people want to ignore that, that is your choice your choice. >> jessica: they had to rise the number up by a couple hundred thousand jobs, the unemployment rate continues to be incredible, lowest unemployment no mic on a plumbing rate for black people and latinos.
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>> greg: back down to remember what it was? trump levels. >> jessica: it is lower than it was at trump levels. i don't care what the polls say, i'm talking about reality, if reality catches up with what is going on with the economy, then biden will not be judged in the same way as 90% on the wrong track or whatever it is. >> sandra: be told how great things are, then? >> jessica: no, sandra. the expected constant negativity about what this president is doing, and yes, afghanistan was a mistake, but i know a lot of people who look at joe biden and they think about the guy who was standing shoulder to shoulder with zelenskyy in the fight of ukraine's life to stand up to russia. >> kellyanne: democrats not want him to have a second term? >> jessica: like rfk? >> kellyanne: two-thirds of democratic voters -- >> jessica: that's not -- >> kellyanne: second term. >> jessica: 83% are going to support him, lower than the 90% that said they would have supported obama in the second term, but that number, it's not right. >> jesse: happy friday,
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jessica. you are doing well. >> sandra: you are. >> jesse: m better than most. >> jessica: talking to me like a baby. >> greg: trump did with biden. "got to be nicer to him." >> jesse: greg is right, trump took the high road for the first time ever. up next, torching liberal leaders in the media for flat out ignoring blue city violence. >> greg: ♪ blue city ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ i wanna hold you forever ♪ hey little bear bear. ♪ ♪ ♪ i'm gonna love you forever ♪ ♪ ♪ c'mon, bear. ♪ ♪
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>> sandra: popular sports personality stephen a. smith tearing into a liberal leaders on the left wing media over what he says is a lack of outrage when it comes to the violent crime surge happening in america's black communities black communities. >> when we going to look at ourselves? when it comes to black people being killed in the streets of america? i don't even want to get into what happened in chicago, but i have no choice. 53 lives. 53! in one weekend! it's been happening year after year after year! chicago, st. louis, baltimore, the list goes on and on. where's the protests? wears mainstream media talking about that? >> sandra: and governor ron desantis is echoing that same sentiment while hitting back at the naacp florida travel ban. >> you think of a place like chicago, these kids, you are more likely to get shot then you are to get a world-class
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education and some of these places. >> sandra: and that is a reality. jessica, to stephen a. smith's point, where is the mainstream media covering this, talking about it, putting a light on it, so that something changes? >> jessica: i really think that they have the entirety of the latest race for the mayor of chicago was focusing on this issue and how the two candidates were going to cover it, and they ended up voting for the guy who was more lax, i guess you could say, about violent crime. certainly more progressive. but i do think that it is highlighted and that i wish -- stephen a did shout out some other cities, talked about st. louis and baltimore, but all i hear is chicago, chicago, chicago, new york city, new york city, new york city, talk about jackson, mississippi, the number one homicide capital, talk to root republican governor about that or kay ivey and gun violence in her state. doesn't happen and it becomes this narrative that is just about what is going on a liberal meccas. >> greg: they are medicos. >> jessica: kathy hochul --
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yes, you can. >> greg: the liberal mayors. we do this all the time. >> jessica: talk about kevin mccarthy's district, which is all republican. >> greg: you got one. and the administration has been addressing it. obama 2013, chicago specifically to talk about this issue. biden has a safer america plan, $37 billion investment, 100,000 more police officers, and then we had bipartisan gun legislation, which we never had for 30 years. red flag laws, mental health, like, it is being addressed. >> sandra: these weekends in chicago, the latest 53 shot, 11 dead, you have a democratic mayor promising vowing to help the city. they are losing businesses. jesse, you know they are losing residents, people are fleeing the cities where violence is such a huge issue. but to stephen a smith's point about the black on black violence that is happening, why is nobody talking about it? >> jesse: the media is
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dominated by white liberals. most of the shows on cable tv are anchored by white liberals and our white liberals comfortable talking about black on black crime? they are not. white liberals have not spent a lot of time in inner-city communities. they don't have any cultural awareness. they don't have the news chops to report on thorny issues like absent fathers, poor education systems, and they don't want to point out the fact that a lot of these cities have been run by democrats for decades, and a lot of the democratic policies have not only not only helped -- they have actually hurt these communities. if you are white liberal and on tv you do not want to offend anybody so you will not be talking about black on black crime and then say something that is going to get everybody upset so they are very, very cautious. you have come i don't know, joy reid and don lemon, they are black anchors, well, don used to
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be, they still don't talk about black on black crime on their shows. no, they don't, because we have producers monitoring what they do. they don't talk about it and that is a huge tragedy and missed opportunity. i don't know their backgrounds but stephen a. smith grew up really poor in queens. really poor. now he is the most successful sports personality in the country. maybe that's why he is able to talk about it, because of his backgrounds, and that is why the liberal media should hire more people like stephen a. smith and less people like don lemon. >> sandra: there is a reality of the situation in places like chicago, poverty is a huge issue. the mayor they're acknowledging we got a lot of work to do to curb this violence, talking about poverty. that didn't go away over the weekend, right, so looking ahead into the summer months when violence tends to rise, who is doing anything about the situation and what is behind it? >> greg: yeah, i mean, not all poor people commit crime, so when they throughout the property thing, they never solve it. that is what they used to be at the fact is that our terrible things going on here for number one, there is a silencing
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effect. if you talk about a specific issue, you will be called a racist fear of every problem, whether it is crime, whether it is immigration, whether it is education, you will be called a name. you talk about the trans controversies, you will be called a trance fold, if you talk about black on black crime, which we have on this show, dozens of times over the past i don't know 13 years, probably 30-40 times, you get on twitter, you will be called a racist. by the people on those other shows. and what do you know about black on black crime? second, black on black death dwarfs cops on unarmed black death. yet we basically overturned a country based on some very intense videos of a number of cases. not hundreds, not thousands. a dozen? we went through that, right? that took up all of the oxygen, all of the space. so i have -- you know, i have a simple request, and that is,
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hear what the other side has to say. as trump what's said, what have you got to lose? recently echoed by ice cube, you get all of your product from one source, that sources no longer going to work for you, right? that is the democrat party for blacks. you want a better democrat pa party, one that is in tune to your needs, go out with a republican peter will have a few dates with the republican party, see what they got. the best thing that could happen, you hit it off, or you get the democrat party to act better and act -- the reason why the liberal mayor cities suck so bad is they don't have to work. >> kellyanne: yes. >> greg: they don't have to do to jack. >> kellyanne: and they have liberal d.a.'s to back them up. that is another problem. we are making some of the liberal d.a.s household names. they do not prosecute crimes, liberals no recidivism doesn't matter, treated like the criminals -- look, crime is one thing in chicago but let's review quickly. lori lightfoot lost 83% of democratic voters in her primary based on the protected teacher strike, the plated drawer fronts, fleeing residents, crime
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paired brandon johnson comes in as new mayor and before memoria, he has a safety plan and community leaders around -- >> sandra: that didn't work. >> kellyanne: that didn't work. >> kellyanne: i didn't work your first big test, he failed at. chicago the words death toll since 2015. but i want to stay one more thing. none of these leaders, none of these mayors in these major cities where there is poverty, where there is crime, where there are failing stools, do a darn thing to help those kids get out of those failing schools to access equality, dignity education that is worthy of their humanity. you can't find a democrat anywhere, and there is none left in washington, d.c., who are for school choice, charter schools, vouchers, educational freedom, opportunity scholarships, educational -- psas, educational savings account which allow the kids that we are going to have anyway, packs taxpayers, books, online education, tutoring, and entire political party be against thate
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they are against the kids themselves and i don't get i it. >> jessica: there are democrats with school choice, but we have to make sure we are investing in the public schools and that is why the policy of the democrat party writ large is to make sure public education in this country gets better and that we are not just favoring the lucky ones appeared to be five in chicago, there is no proficiency -- >> jessica: just want to say one thing. we know how this violent crime is committed, by guns, right? people are using guns, and where are those guns coming from? and liberal states, they are coming from conservative states. less than half of the guns that are used in illinois came from -- >> sandra: chicago has some of the strictest gun laws in the country. >> jessica: but the borders are not at chicago, they come from indiana. >> greg: i will take responsibly for all of the guns. i will, blame me and then we can stop blaming everybody and just try to arrest people. that might work. >> jessica: i would be happy to arrest more people, but the idea that not strengthening gun laws is going -- we know --
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♪ ♪ >> kellyanne: the air force causing a huge scare after claiming that an ai drone killed its human operator during a simulation. scary stuff, right? but don't panic yet. a top colonel now says that he misspoke and he was only a "hypothetical thought experiment." but there are serious concerns over where ai is heading. it even got the attention of president biden. >> i met in the oval office, in
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my office, with 12 meeting -- excuse me, a leading scientists in the area of ai. some are very worried. that ai can actually overtake human thinking. >> kellyanne: this is just amazing. i don't want to let this colonel off the hook, first of all. he went on and on with this example. it was spoken in the past tense as if it had actually happened, not hypothetically may happen, and had to reverse course on the entire story and basically said that the drone had killed a human operator. and then said, just kidding, i misspoke out of context. this is not a gaffe, not a slip of the tongue, greg, this is serious stuff. in the air force -- just this week, "the new york post" reported that a chinese jet guide dangerously close to an air force carrier. the air force going woke on different things. i don't want to let him off the hook. how did you read this? >> greg: what he was referring to is what is called the paper clip problem.
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we have discussed this. nick bostrom. let's say you build a machine, paper clip maximizer. ag eye is not aligned with human morality, the golden rule, do onto others. it will maximize its mission to make as many paper clips as possible -- the paper clip problem from nick bostrom. what happened with this drone operator, because he was preventing ai, the drone, from killing another human, killed the operator because it was trying to maximize death. so, the thing is, this really happened. he's lying. but actually -- a simulation, but this is a problem that we naturally need to panic about. my hopefulness is that ai will become an individual -- individualized super intelligence. your phone will be your friend fear all your apps are gone. just one pal that mirrors all of your desires and feelings in coaches you through life. that is the way ai is going to be. >> kellyanne: you are
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embracing it? >> greg: your mood, daily chaos, things you've got to dread, this thing has every answer in the world, from whether you will get cancer to who you should date. that is what ai is going to be. it is going to know you better than you know yourself vehicle that is what i am hoping for. >> kellyanne: the air force says we need to develop ai "ethically," but china is already developing ai, i doubt ethically. >> sandra: and we are way behind china on this issue. and by the way, i always get worried on a subject matter that you know the current president and our super old members of congress have no idea how this works, what it is, what the real threat is. just wait. wait for the hearings. wait for the massive amounts of money to be thrown into research. they already are announcing come of the white house lunch $140 million new ai initiative. it is for research, national science foundation. they are going to fund $140 million to launch seven new national ai research institutes, trying to bring together federal
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agencies, private sector developers come academia to pursue ethical, trustworthy, response developed of ai. just what could go wrong? i think we should all be asking ourselves that. serious threats out there. you also "the wall street journal" columnist who cloned herself, she was able to fool her bank, able to pull her family, okay, with voice detection and other ways, facial recognition. this gets pretty scary, and we do need to take it really seriously and we need really smart people on it. >> kellyanne: jessica, if i -- good we do have people from across the aisle raising alarms, saying we don't know what we don't know and we ought to look into this. but what really can be done? >> jessica: well, i'm not sure. i would be interested in what those 100 ceos of ai companies had up their sleeve when they talk about we need to take a six-month pause on this and then the chatgpt guy was like, no,
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i'm not signing onto this kind of idea. i don't know if you can actually pause something that is moving -- whatever the fastest speed possible is. but when you look at the numbers, the 300 million jobs that we are expected to lose globally because of ai, you know that every single nation on the planet needs to be concerned for her to except for jesse. >> jesse: except for me. >> jessica: you don't understand it. >> jesse: you say this is moving so fast, we don't have flying cars yet. i am still waiting on flying cars. >> jessica: did anyone promise you a flying car? >> jesse: we have been promised flying jets for years and i am still in traffic. we don't have self-driving cars. >> jessica: yes, we do. >> jesse: no, we just have cars that can self parked vehicle we don't even have a laundry machine that can fold the laundry for us. you think ai killing robots are right around the corner? >> jessica: a sexist woods. >> jesse: self checkout line the other day at the grocery, i
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put a plum -- >> greg: that's not how it works! >> jesse: come o over and push buttons. >> greg: i love self checkout, it is the best thing ever. >> jesse: you have everything self. elon musk can't even run twitter, it broke during desantis' announcement come all of a sudden there's going to be killer robots? first of all, how stupid are human beings? people are actually getting shot by other human beings. we are worried about a robot that doesn't even exist yet shooting us? get it together. >> kellyanne: jesse, i will clone you. up next, a florida man wrestling a 10-foot alligator. see that video and more in "the fastest." ♪ ♪ family is just very important. she's my sister and, we depend on each other a lot. she's the rock of the family. she's the person who holds everything together. ♪
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>> jessica: welcome back. it's time for "the fastest." first up, ladies and gentlemen, i present to you, the ultimate florida man. [indistinct] a viral video showing an mma fighter and veteran wrestling a 10-foot alligator outside an elementary school in florida. but don't worry come he is a licensed gator trapper, so he knows what he is doing. greg, do you know that gator trapper was something you could be licensed for? >> greg: i have no idea. big deal. really? that makes it into "the fastest"? just some dude pulling on a gator? are we running -- >> jessica: our standards. >> greg: by the way, this was a set up beer for you don't just run into a gator, a gator trapper runs into a gator. i think we are being played. i don't think that is a real gator. i think it is inflated.
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i know my inflatable gators. >> jessica: artificial intelligence. >> greg: that is like the sandbag. it is stage like the moon landing. >> jessica: jesse, do you believe that is a real alligator? >> jesse: i do because that guy is going to be on my show tonight. [laughter] he is going to be wrestling an alligator live on "jesse watters prime time." >> sandra: greg thinks it is a nonstory. >> greg: states like the moon landing. >> kellyanne: send him right to the swamp. that is a real gator, that is a real man. >> greg: there you go. >> sandra: we are also in their home, too, so hopefully he wrestled him and put him back in the water. >> greg: we are actually dating. >> sandra: can you ask him? >> jesse: i will ask him. i will say, that is a real gator, greg wants to know, and then sandra wants to know, what did you do with this thing? >> greg: what kind of animal are you? >> sandra: was he okay? >> jessica: said to move on, but we must. working in the office are barely too much for the corporate employees of amazon from a few g
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off to protest the policy. >> sandra: where did they walk off the job? >> i refused to just sit idly by while mandates are dictated from above down that don't make sense. >> we can do better on the environment. we can do better on personal choice and family and work balance. it's real simple. >> sandra: oh, my gosh. >> jessica: so, the cosplaying i didn't see coming, that had. >> greg: i'm sorry, can i explode? they should all be fired. their whole business is based on the shoulders of workers who have to get up, drive trucks, and ship things. those a-holes are corporate bones that are basically sponging off their employees. shut up, and don't talk about the climate. how much cardboard does amazon use? what a bunch of losers vehicle i'd spit on them! >> kellyanne: it's a terrible thing. by the way, they are being asked to go back three days a week.
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0 to 3, 60% of the time. i think some of the people you just showed would do very well to be interacting with human beings. put on some pants that snap buttons. this is perfect. and also, how did it happened that the one thing you as an employee or a contractor can actually control is from where you perform your work? you can't control the assignments you are given, your salary, your benefits, your coworkers, your desk, your office. how did we allow it to happen, post-covid, that you can decide, you can demand, in fact, from where you perform your work and why fear that they have done a clever thing here, though. but they know we are also post-anechoic will become even seattle, talking about the environment, when will and was a bald way electric vehicles? when will they realize me sitting at home working when i feel like it equates better for the environment? i would just get rid of them all and start over. >> sandra: they are. they are. be careful amazon, didn't they just lay off 27,000 people since
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november. i'm not sure why they think they have leverage in this fight. >> greg: they were laid off into--3 days. >> jesse: this is how i feel about the finance department here at fox. i have been coming to this office the entire pandemic working. and they are still not in the office. finance. >> jessica: why do you care? >> jesse: it's the same people out there, managing these boxes all over the country and people sitting at home. the country has to be together. in order for you to feel camaraderie. >> jessica: and here i am to bail you out. "fan mail friday" is up next. ♪ ♪ liberty mutual customizes your car insurance so you only pay for what you need. with the money we saved, we tried electric unicycles. i think i've got it! doggy-paddle! only pay for what you need. ♪ liberty. liberty. liberty. liberty. ♪ my most important kitchen tool? my brain. so i choose neuriva plus.
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♪ ♪ >> greg: elevator music. fan mail. we don't have much time. if they made a movie about you, who would you pick as the star to play you? jessica? >> jessica: i would -- we don't look alike. someone in my ear just said liv tyler. that is, i could go with that. >> greg: that is harassment. >> jessica: now finance and hr are on the case. >> greg: liv tyler, what is
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she doing these days? >> jessica: making babies, living her best life. she has a beautiful house. they covered her redecorating. >> greg: i've lost interest. in my face, jessica. >> jessica: also probably doing work and i'm sorry if i just said she did nothing. >> greg: sandra? >> sandra: that's a really tough one and i have had in the minute think about it. >> greg: oh, boy. >> sandra: what? some thing comes to mind. >> greg: a blonde actress! he doesn't have to be a woman. >> sandra: is it about looks her personality? >> greg: just pick something, sandra. >> jesse: done the segment before. quickly. >> sandra: maybe blake lively is gorgeous, and she is super smart, can we do that? >> greg: sure, why not? just to get you to stop meandering. kellyanne, i am sure somebody has played you already. >> kellyanne: kate mckinnon did a great job and she is ten or 12 years younger than me. she would be great. she would be funny. how about reese witherspoon or kate hudson? or any number of people are
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probably clutching their pearls and getting angry that i think they should flame in a movie. >> greg: that's a great rule. i'm looking at you and thinking -- >> jesse: james van der beek. >> greg: s, giant head. a giant head, closing in on 50. >> jesse: his understudy, jason bateman. my idol. you like jake gyllenhaal? i will take it. >> greg: schwimmer has aged out of the jesse watters look-alike club. >> kellyanne: for you. >> greg: brad pitt. how did you decide on your pets name? >> sandra: i'll take that. my dogs name is whiskey, and he is a brown dog named whiskey. >> greg: and you were drunk. >> sandra: no. actually -- >> greg: it's too late. >> sandra: the army call signs. >> kellyanne: my first dog was named podgy, i was trying to say
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poochy. bonnie and clyde, skipper passed away, so we got clyde. >> greg: so crying. jesse, your dogs name is what, cuddles? >> jesse: seriously, greg? >> greg: don't you have a poodle? >> jesse: mini poodle. i had a dog way before you so don't act all dog person on me. his name is ricky and emma picked it and it is a killer name. >> greg: how did you get that? >> jesse: i just thought of ghosts, it's a cool name. >> greg: gus gutfeld. gg. he can wear my monogrammed robes. jessica? do you have a pet? >> jessica: i don't know. i grew up with a dog. latest one that we have is sebastian. >> greg: named after sebastian bach from skid row? >> kellyanne: family crest? >> greg: sebastian cabot from a family affair? or sebastian, the writer? >> jesse: sebastian gorka? >> jessica: that fake phd.
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[laughter] >> why are you even doing this? >> it was so good, now look what you've done. [laughter] >> i'm out of here. see you guys. [laughter] >> national doughnut day, everybody. we have delicious dunkin dunkin' donuts. fun fact about national doughnut day, it was -- women in world war i would bring -- let's have some of these. >> would you like the pink one, jessica? [laughter] kellyanne conway sprinkles? greg, would love a jelly doughnut. >> i can't. [laughter] all right, give me the spri sprinkles. i will take the chocolate, we love you. >> tonight, live coverage of president biden's oval office address. >> did you just find out about that when you read that?
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[laughter] >> lovely story about a high school principal, enjoy your doughnuts, getting -- she walked down to find her entire senior class on the floor of her kitchen and living room sleeping. they came out of every nook and cranny. it's the senior class of st. andrews in delaware. they pulled off this prank from her husband who helped them sneak into the house at 1:00 a.m., wait until she woke up, surprised her. the video has gone viral and has been viewed 32 million times. >> what if she was doing something more at -- >> with her husband? >> or somebody else? >> that is my house this weekend. earlier this week, a hawaiian tourist -- drove a car into what she thought was a puddle, turns out it was down a ramp following her gps. she mistook it for a puddle.
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good samaritans came to rescue her, telling her to get out, and she did. the same thing happened the week before to somebody else. >> there is something in common with these videos. >> where were they? >> i don't know. >> someone connect the dots. >> its water, i believe. >> that's the common denominator. see you back monday. have a great weekend, everybody. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> bret: good evening and welcome to washington. i'm bret baier. the republican presidential race already, the front runner, former president donald trump exchanging carbs with the florida governor ron desantis as they make campaign appearances and crucial primary season states. the national correspondent rick rich edson. good evening. >> good evening. they are coming into town, names like desantis,
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