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housecoats . she's from denver. but gitai owning the lives editor in chief of the federalist, molly hemingway, like a speed bump.s e it's always best to avoid her. fox news contributor catchin and his bites are more lopsidedi than kathy hochul eyebrows. 's emy side gig in the nba world heavyweight champion it all got. >> all right. before w e get to some news stories, it's friday, so let's do this. >> gregs left overs. >> mm .>> yea yeah, it's lefh,t over to where i read the jokes we did it' use this week.s and as always, it's my firstg t, time reading these.e asap so if they , we all go outthe pa to the parking lot, we bearkt the out of a writer.

>> here we go . on thursday, president biden totook a spill after delivering a commencement speech ath the u.s. air force academy. the white house says h he's fin he just tripped over an old sandbag. jeff bezos and lauren sanchez are reportedly spending six hundred grand a month to rent kenexa. empty malibu home amenitiesen include a pool, a screeninitiesg room, at best of all, no kenny g. >> or a guy after seventy nine year old robert de niro welcomed hits , his seventh child, fellow godfather or star al pacino announced he's expecting his fourth child at the age of eighty three . >> so your move, diane keaton. n meanwhile,wh a dna tests p confirmed that pacino is in child's grandfather.

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with it. >> huh? that's pretty funny.>> tha . and if you're blind at home, it's a picture of stevie wonder. some irony in that. i guess. and finally, next week, mike pence will announce that he's officialle pey running forn president and you'll have to love his new campaign slogaen ,build back blander. applause yeah, severe applause.] all right.hy now, is some news. sow how was donald's town halll after biden said , see you nexts fall on the same day joe bidenob worked on his break dancinreg at the air force academyac commencementadem ceremony? trump and hannity talked about it during a fox town hall. trump called it a bad fall and got reminded of a time he s could have slipped walking dowln a ramp after a west point speech of his owat aftern. >> i wonder if he hadhe gener the general next to him. i had the generaall next to me,

the commandant of cadets, a nice guy, big guy, strong guy. saidi said, general, and he'smbb wearing combat boots. >> they don't slip toooo much. >> i said, general, get ready because i may have to grab you here.here. big, strong guy.der if i wonder i f trump said he's noi falling. >> i said i'm not falling.d i' there's no way. so i'd go tiptoe down the thinge that was a mistake because it didn't look so good. dik soi was. but i got killed and they never covered that speech. everthey said it was my bet. someday they'll at one hundred years they're going to put that speech out. fo i really. but you can't fall. you just can't fall no matter what. >> just can't allow it to happen. you can't can't be allowed to fall. but trump then said it's not right to make fun of biden's mental acuity. i don't know if he's supposed to say this, but i don't know if i'm supposed to say this. >> i actually called sean andt t i asked sean not to joke about it. >> i wases t joe because he usey to joke about it. and i said , honestly, i don't think it looks good for you orio

for anybody for you to joke about it, because it's a serious was this is the best ever. .trump telling somebody notome. to make fun of somebody awesome . awesome. is the best. we don't deserve. takihy is trump so interested in taking the high roangd while joe struggles with the paved road? i'vehe i haven't seen this act and act this classy since kudlow gave me a lap dance .verh trump certainly was never shown the same courtesy. t bide after all, on f course, o president biden blames his fall on a sandbaga . ns out but it wasn't just any sandbaga turns out it was a super extreme republican one. >>, those pesky domestic terrorists. what say you , joe ? hey, look, i hate to agreeee, b with orangeman, buhet he's right . >> lay off old joe . uh, but besides, it's not is ev

the mind that's the problem. it's everything to the souther. >> i mean, if i sit in a chair for more than 90 seconds, i can't feel my legs . but if i close my eyes i'm as old as i am, thei n fly. look, i'll show you , okay? oh, i'm running a fifty yard dash. i'm doing the high jump. then i open my eyes. >> i can't feel my legs airable . all right.righ molly, i kind of love this high road take because it really is a low road masquerade. ttle road masqas a high road ist you know, this guy's in such bad shape i don't think we should make fun of them. right. it's like plesser, you know, i don't know.i we i remember actually after ruth bader ginsburg died, i went on ttv olite, v and i was tryine polite. but donald trump totallyt do outclassed. as and i was like, okay, if you're not doing as well as donald trump , you need to roleet you l back .gh but it is true.y sees everybody sees what's going on . you don't need to pile on and not to disagree with our esteemed president , but it's

not the physical falls. it's the fact that he doesn't make sense when he's talking. he doesn'ttt remembey r people's names. that's a bigger concern. yeah, you know, that's. the thing. it's like if you looked at him from a physical specimen, he looks fine. fit.actually looks pretty >> but it's all the stuff going on in there, which ain't a lot, actually . yeah. maybe there'.s two cellsrimp fighting over a piece ofhe thi shrimp. that'sng that wo the thing thatk me. tap, do you thin ak itbout it. d be off limits to talk about his stumbling and his embarrassing behavior? i'm acot to give it a trump. i'm actually very surprised at that. taked with and i'm proud of tht he did that. >> however, me on the other hand , you know, jim crow, joe crime bill , joe karma's a . >> and he can kiss my black. >> can you give bidenlot some credit and that even though he fallhes a lot, he stil

gets up? >> i don't even know how he's operating. i want i wanoperating.t whateveh they're giving him, because the fact that he's still operatinat is stilg as presidene surprising, too scary because it's like we know he's not is dn doing a job.e so who'sjob. actually doing theb exactly. that's the scary part for me. but i just don't understand how he's still doing. and i don't understand how they're going to run him. again, this is abuse againstuseg elderlaiy people. yeah, let's just call it what>>u it is . yeah. usually you take away thatou ta the car keys, but they should take the house keys from joe cat. do you think it's unfair and mean to make these jokes? do you think donald trump is on to something that it'sit's basically kicking a ma phyn when he's literally down? i just came upn? with that know it's good here. i , i wrote an entire book about how it's okay to joke about anything. and i hate, you know, doing doing very well. yes, i hear it's on the very well. yes. and but here's the thing. i think actually you kind of

alluded to this. what trump is doing is way more savage. than any joke about it, because he's basically sayinheg that you can't make fun of it. this is a very serious situation. like, have you ever been in a fight with somebody likewith a verbal fight with somebody?th and , you knowme, anwhat'sey can the meanest thing they can do rather than somethino g you canc say mean back is likeg so you're being so crazy. i'm not even talking to you right now. crazy oh, like that. like now i am filled with rage for weeks because that's ultimately it is ultimatelyvaget the more savage thing. and imagine ifhi hnge continued this to be like, no, i can't i can't even engage because he's not. >> well, yes, i debate. debate s yeah, i don'tat feel right. tha i'm sorry that you guys all sawy this. >> sorry. are you okay? like do you need anything. realuse i can tell something is really wrong. yes. and maybe you should go to bed and call me in the morning. nothing savage.

nothing is crueler and more savage than that. fre and nothing is as important as your health, not even this debate. i think that's just not happening or. >> no, the meanest thing.m worre so i'm worried about you . go yourself tires. you know, he blames sandbags. what does that do to the sandbag industry? i'm over here. >> i know you're right. i 'm ovei i'm going right where i. i know. but you think about it. it's like sandbags savedmillio millions of lives fromns the commencement speech was outside of a hurricane zone. >> had sandbags everywhere. i mean, he's still gotad becau a little bit because when hented somethe ground, he knew to point at something that wasn't there yet. so, i meant there., he's still t a little bit left. i mean, have you watched the first thing he did was overe there. i just lovr e the fact tht as armer b former bodyguard, the secretod service is over him because

look at him. nd the secret service is looking at him and he's not helping himo up. no, he's like this the sixth time today at this. >> just everyone else is around us . news tired.ti he needsred.fr a backyard to mec picking this dude up. what are the things what are the things on the bottom of his shoe? it's tha >>t magnets to keep him from wandering off. the white house has that thing wherever he gets to the door, the metal plate on there activates stuck because otherwise you're going to see him walking around the front t yard and stuffhe and anyone knos when they got to watch it. oh, uncle joe , the first thing is like, who's watching him?i th i thought you were watching it.h thening hi they find him atsupem the supermarket, smell the little kids air. it's the same thinarg, the same thing. like i had secret service man. >> he's just counting the days. but he's even holding the other guy back . nah, man. make him he needs to do it himself, but he can do himself.

yeah. yeah, yeah. you're on. your wife is too much to drink now. she can get up to margueritteamt my . get up. helping i'm not helping this wild take you nowhere. so i think we can all agree with donald trump . it's not right. i'm in that kiss my line. would you all right. we got to move on . you won't believe how walgreens caters to thieves. >> that's next. with allegra allergies. don't hold us back. allegra starts working two times faster than claritin . and unlike sirtex, it won't make us drowsy. so you can live your greatness. and allegro hive's works from the inside to relieve itching to reduce hives for twenty four hours. >> do you struggle to fall asleep and stay asleep? i'll sleep. support has a unique blend of five key ingredients that can help you fall asleep faster, stay asleep longer, so you can

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a free military veterans guide to navigate your caregiving journey. >> yeah, here we are. so what happens to your storen when nobody can shop anymore? well, it becomes a pain in the when the whole store's glass. a newly opened walgreens inne downtown chicago reportedlwly os

only two aisles of merchandise that isn't locked behind behi antitheft devices, which is nuts. opening a new store in chicago in 2020 one , walgreens executives lamented the impactir of shoplifting on their bottom line, shutting multiple location bot measd investing heavily in security measures. but then they recanted, saying the theft problem was overstated. macfo james kiho even told investors, hey, maybe we cried too. olmuch about the whole shoplifting thing. >> well, you could have fooled the customers in chicago. the new storige is designedned h more like a prison than a retail shop, although walgreens claims this is anis am improvement by letting employeeettings shop for you , h means any item deemed not essential by management must be ordered at a kiosnt musk unld by a clerk and picked up at the counter. the two aisles co of productshe actually open to the public included a limited selection ofa

snacks and basic toiletriesis. v get this, the shelves have been lowered. so would be criminalbeen. can't hide well unlessil elves the store gets attacked by evil elves. all right. by sure. all right. how did this idea of the clerks doing the shopping for you , no offense to the clerks >>lgreens, but, you know, yes, i got i'm probably going to getp my packages faster from amazon and a will from some minimum wage employee. >> yeah. i m some is even walgreens? i mean, i was thinking about it like walgreens. they need to rebrand. if they're going to lock everything up in the back, they should just rebrand as a cannabis dispensary. yes, it's called greens. yeah, but as long as they leave out the bubblegum and the, then it's going to be a great night. >> i'm definitely still in those. the c know. i think the actually are locked up, but not that i would know, but that they're whatt they're basically saying. it's all things over like

a certain price. yeah. are all locked up. p and yo and then you can steal the gum,g take the gum and the ticum tacs cat. >> do you have you been to a store ever. re >> yeah, but it's been a while. yeah.t' it's the thas bet wellen whateve right though, it's like whenyo you keep introducing these obstacles it's just you justg going to make amazon the only m place left. >> absolutely.he o oh i have given so much moneyes to jeff bezos. it's not even funny. yeah. because i mean, i was trying not to think about the walgreens by mparty apartment.s at i don't know how many aisles are open because i haven't been there for so long. right. it might be similar because times,ike you go there to get five things. that's five times you got to press a little button and be liket's five button., sorry, lih need, like, each employee to beg your own personal shopper as you go through the store, because everythingstore needs e i mean, because you feel bad after a while, you're like, i guess i don't need toothpaste because you have to ringn the button and then you have to go. th something's goan youve to bringg the button again.

it's lik e you should just be assigned your own personal person as you go through the store because it's nobody wants to go through this. it takes forever especially. inb and oui think this is cominge we about because there were nore other clerks n available to even bring up stuff becausebe everybody's out like goingcause to get somebody else's mouthwash. yeah. you know, tirhas, i'm really curious about i finally figuredl out that i mayy actually feel like you now walking through cvs or the shelves,thro ugh they lowered the shelves because like they're saying, it's like basically the shelves are like priso then bathrooms. right? they you know, they they. wait a minute. wait a minute, wait a minute. >> wait. ere co holdol the horse there. he was cool for a minute.at now you go around saying, i'm in prison. e, if noyo, i was saying that if you ever see in prisons that have those stores only good>> until year. so you can t seehey ca that theo hankie panky going on . it's very unnatural. it's often like the bathroomss n in private jets or thispr conversation. >> it's nothing better than thao your convenience or being turned to the dmv. yeah, because you have to take,

a number and it's always going e to be like one eighty to be in sit in chairs and wait for a clerk who is mad to come up with you and walk with you while you pick out things that you don't want. people to know you have to buy ,like you got to get the morning after pill. you got to get your ointments i in more pill. yeah. actually just a magazine, you know, and all that fun to be stuff that you don't wantable t you try to use to be ablo en to camouflage. now and she sent you to the storethc for tampons. yeah. camouflage with a bunch ofam other stuff.e it wit now the person is like, is it super absorbent or hold on , i got a texta. hold on . you know, and then fights are going to happen becauseey're someone's going to be mad thatrn they're not getting their turn. styou just had somebody i mean, this is a horrible at all. this is is just a good excuse for the corporation to go. we're done.sa yep. done. we're done.so we've tried everything we can. so now you can order onlineshipe to a walgreens and have it shipped to you. yeah, the group that it really

hurts. on a serious note, the elderly and the people who need their prescriptions, drugs and stuff, they're not goinghene to get him anymore. and it's just what you're talking about, people who just live in these neighborhood s, out ts, not thee that steal from them. t no, the people that live there. and then what happens is you get these stories like about food deserts, right? like, oh, my god, no. but it's like, well, the reason why there's desert there is because every time you move there, you get taken. >> yeah, no, exactly. i don't want to sound hyperbolic, but i think this story is about the complete end. of civilization. >> mightat be that i is not hyperbolic at like whether you're on fox news, that's level three . you can actually we canup. actually move it up. but we have al havl these thingd like all conspire together to create really bad situations. the breakdown of law order, ton tolerance for tolerance, for theft, like a lot of thesehese employees are told, t they shouldn't do anything if there's theft in their store. and we as a society have justano embraced all of this.our and it is important to goright to your neighborhood store like abouting not just about getting goods, it's about having human s

conversations with otherat peop. . and you can't do that on amazon. and i wish people would workrk to , like, restore their neighborhood stores. it is because it alwayrests goer i don't know who said this, but you can always tell whened by society is in decline by watching what insurancewa wha insurance co companies do. so insurance companies areanies telling clerksare te to just ta. don't stop. so sooner or laterlate, that'srt going to work. ses. and they're not going to insurer these businesses. they're no longer insuringe farm homes. state farm is no longer insuring homes in californiae ty because of the fires, because they never solved the fire. the fire problem.at's so now they're just not goingyo to insure home. that's the end. then you gotu got to m to move s where they do have insurance, crazy and good. >> yeah, i told you , i get out hyperbola. you just. civilization, molly. >> the whole world , the whole. what do universe is totally screwed. this is satan's america. what we're too bad for satan. satan doesn't want us to

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give those ladies a chance to do what women do best.t, laundry. wow. yet another sexist would say. yeah, you know, as a anti sexist pro feminist male, e i find both those jokes absolutely disgusting. ca lutelyd. >> and i think you feel>> i the same way, don't you ? wer i just knew you weree going to go to me first. >> i don't know how i know because i hadn't gone to you first. yeah, that's how i do. begunst i go one , two , three . you for two years. is this a female empowerment or what. when wom that's what we usually say when. women take off their clothes. oh, female empowerment. no>>, that's what we usually say when they're ugly. >> i is not. that is the best joe biden gabber. oh oh oh oh oh.'re ugly. clothe you're gross. you take your clothes off.s you're a brave hero. b sorave people are just becauseo it's hot women doing it. ng tha they're like, that's disgusting. it's like well no it's not. and that's why you're mad. obviously, objectification of

women is a thing, but like, bu they're all making money off ofd it. so good for them. i be why should i be upset about it?d just because nobody y cares whe. i take my shirt off? yeah. molly, you got to i got to say sthis is being started by a girlar. so you go girl, as i likeerywhe to say to girlres everywhere. >> and there's nothing you can say about anything. if a woman starts. exactly. yeah. i'm not like a huge fan of feel the objectification of women here, but i also feel likem ju we've moved away from just acknowledging that beautiful act women exist and that t they're fun to look at.th and so you havose ale thl these things where that used to be a regular part off spor sports activities, whether it's cheerleaders and how we've just we all have to , like, pretendti we don't notice it and things ey like this happen. yeah, exactly. espee's no and especially when ciugh.times get tough, it's thep those natural things that kind c of pop back up into your like like, you know, we're not going to and we're not going to have male cheerleaders during a recession. t on we need really hot ones.es however, tyrus, , how soon befoe trends demand to play in this

sporting organization? >> i'd say right after tip off . oh, if it's if the tip is off. o yeahff, right.ht? first of all, this fellows do t not get hyped over this. do not get excited over this.s to film action because they're going to film action sports . it means you're not goins that e filters lighting seven thousand camera shots. you're going to see the acme, you're going to see the heartbreak, you're going secu the scars, the insecurities when the chess game comess out, you're really going to have a lot of questions. this thank you , greg. this is this is an epic fail. again, instagram models, influencers, whatever you want. call them. you take the filters off

in the lights off. ,. what if you're into that? they're if they were into it, they all wouldn't have the filters on and they'll just wait for them to be.t thin supen't think k this is going to supersede fan the fans only stuff where they can make m demands, watching people half naked run and play sports is not hot . tell me about it. not. you're going to see a lot of things move the way. didn't want to see them.e beac i was at a beach once and ieop was watching the people playpl volleyball. it was grotesque and otherwise. oney'd be beaches everywhere. bulyt there's only so many placs creepy guys can go at once. so tell me c about it.o at they made me clean up the whole beach because i didn't belong on that. >> i mean, if this were the eighties, this woulde re probably be really good because actually the would actually movaluse the wie. yeah, you know, but, you know, the whole plastic, you know,

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all right.elcome t welcome to mailing it ino n. you right. i read and then we go camping in here we go . frenchy asks, i'm going to go to cat first on this one .on what is one secret you keptkept to yourself since childhood? that you don't mind sharinglf sn now? ohce childho, yeah. oh yeah. you come on childhood. yes, i don't know.t thin i can't think of one . come on . one time i on the floor foror attentio n. i knew there was something but i was like, not old.etter. i was like three but i knew goo better. well that's that's a prettytyru good memory. >> tirhas?s stuff. hut my b my brother in the dryer watched them go like that. only agreed to let him out if you promise not to tell. yeah. that's good. good persuasion.pe yeah. yeah, i , i'll throw in one for

i use my dad's coin collection to buy the first van halen album. >> oh, good one . bad, hu >> i know.ng pretty bad huh.? but look at it this way. >>78 it's nineteen seventy nine or seventy eight . so it was only fou$4r dollars or six like sixteen courters really expensive. korda's molly. >> i did a lot of bad things as a kid but my parents were like, like amateur detectives or something. they figured out everythin figu there was no secret i could keep and they will vouch for that. so i , i don't v i don't have any, but only because my parents are authoritarian tyrants. e secr soet the secret was you were raised by wolves. all right. so tip, i went through an identity crisis freshman year to senior year freshman year. >> i thought i was too senior year. i thought i was zack morris off of saved by the bell. >> so imagine me freshman year coming to school with , like, these rags tied on my head with , like, baggy jeans toent h

senior year dressing likroen yer a preppy white dude. >> t it was terrible.bell. jeu know, jesse watters went through that same phasane. rigt all right., here's a goohed one .s a with commencement season in high gear. wow. so well-written. what is one piece of advice you'd offer if w you were invits to address a group of graduates? i'll go back to your hotel since you were last a piece of advice. if you were to address a group of grads during commencement season. oh, man. >> this is a lot we can say here. first of all, you wasted your money. that's number one . number two , hopefully you was you didn't become a liberal ore socialist while you were here. and ifpefully you did, then mae you need to rip up your degreefe . >> that' up its a very strong. what about you , molly? you probably have done i have done commencement addresses and i don't think i said whatg o

i'm thinking now. just don't focush is on failurt you've messed up or something.ne if someone's done something ba o to you, just move on and keep going. >> that's good. that's basically don't becom e adopt a victim mindset. exactly.whic which is becoming a hugeh is h problem. evenuge proble things aren't hae that are bad for people. they still see themselvesvictim. as victims. all right. tirhas advice, pay your bill. that's it. paah, that's it. pay your bills. yeah. then everything flows from there. cat any advice. for the grads? a lot fewer people are going to care about you . >> so, so. >> so buckle up and focus on yourself. hmm. that's interesting. f yeah. focus on yourself.ri yeah. it's yeah. when yo you're youngwh're in it's like you get your high school and college, you have all these friends, those peoplao are givingin about you init's t ten years. >> yeah.ru it's true.

true. ut >> you guys are hanging out f with your high school friends after thisri . they didn't think so. next question.on, >> who told you something that you really didn't want to hear or even fired you when you wereg young, but nowht you realize they were right? molly, i have been fired. goode i think getting fired is a goodd experience that people should go through. it always ends up being something better after it happens. this is not a an invitatio in by employers right now, but i can't say that i thought it he they were right. i just i t help me redirect my energies, get into different lines of work. i guess that is a form of i getn fired three times. so, yeah, i think i think it's usually the firing is directed at you because you're better than they are. that's wha >>i learned. i agree completely better than they are. too big for this place.f he i got to get out of here. you're fired. i knewi knew i tyrus something s

told you that you really didn't want to hear or even fired you when you were young. >> honestly, people's feelings. i cannot stand. and when someone comes up, to you and you're like, hey, how are you living? i always say maintainingalways the status quo. i'm good. and i don'.t ask like, well, let me tell you what happenedi to me. and like,, why? i gave you a one word answer. and then i got to sit down.here and here as long as a story about their feelings and you have to understand l and don't let it be a woman, because thenh i got to have the whole story,. the back story, how she wase wa feeling in interpreting how the other person was feeling, then throws into the conspiracy theory and then checks to see if i'm payin ctheg attention by asking me a question that she first askedn me in the first five minutes. you it's hilarious.ryin i was trying to figure outo was how you were answering this question. you're asking who toldis quest you something that you really didn't want to hear? u wereyeah, i was like, but thet you left out the part, but then you realized they were right. you left that part up.

i never pay attention. att they could be right. ights. i have no idea. it was like, where does he get the part where they start looking up? >> that was amazing. oh, what. oh, all right. well, you know, cat, did i go to you? he hits . yes. t any time my mom told me any of the guys i waswere dating, what they were a loser. they bombs are right on that. don't understand. she's like, i do know. right, step.walgre well, one time i worked at walgreens, got fired for stealing, not that didn't happe happen. that didn't happen.n,id i never worked at walgreens.n'to i worked at olive garden fridays and i had a boss. both bosses said the same thing to me. it's like, you know,nius you you're like a genius. you don't belong here. d why are you working here?fired r >>om and i got fired from both f

those jobs. real quick story.ry my first job was at burger king and the guy calls me up and he says, yo, i need you to come in. i'm like, today's my day offoff. and he's like, but i need sau to come in. and i'idm all right.ca good. i'll come in. i come.e and he said it, you can leave it to two. comes around. he says, you gotif i to leav'met three . three comes around. i'm like, i'm out of here.m not. he says, no,you you're not.casi i said, hosie, you can take the shirt. and i threw it tm. at him and i left. they got fired on my day. that's the black thing a black man can do. oh>>, rais i wile you one. a because i used to work at burger king too.er had and the owner had a daughter who worked at burger king got and she got jungle fever in the freezer. feverand i got fired. be hard to get jungle fever inrn the freezer. okaytemperature change. >> okay, up next, another easy topic. trans man is loving the bun in his oven.

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of british glamour on theirride pride month. what's your take on the situation? on the situation? right. well, it is actually not that newsworthy, right? woman which is what logan is right. would be pregnant. and removing your does not change your basic biology.e thi and that's something that itd would be good for everyoner th to acknowledge, whether they're in the media or just engaging us . i do wonder about like the hormonal issues here and whether some of the hormonal stuff that's donern for trans reasons would affect would affect the baby. yeah, we car t about this a all. m?no, we don't. we don't care because identity trumps everything, but we can't. hurt people's feelings. >> kairis wells?, i've gotten four people pregnant. that was brave. yes. the bravest part was raising them. still doing that. but i just don'tst don car'te. o i don't. her and who heree has bought

a magazine lately. oh name one .me one other than like i occasionally at the national geographic to try to relive days of my childhood and it's not the same photos anymore. >> so. >> so yeah, i haven't seen anyone reading glamour. >> speaking of magazines, , cooptinger, .com pride month and with a strong dad june. u. >> but i have a double entendreh for you . is he reallyregnan pregnant or e have too much bud light? that s that is true. that's a beer gut also.gut al but yeahso, it brings a new new definition to beer belly. be yeah. you knower b., it's i've got too back to why any magazine would a do this, and it'nds becauset cae they actually don't care about the consumers anymore. abe consumthey care about how tr to activists. and so this is this is designedh to get a reaction which t fromthey get from us ., we jus but we're not outraged. we just find them pathetic.m pa it's powerthet over.

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