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>> oh my goodness happy thursday everyone. his june 1 and you know if that means? pat boone's birthday. everyone right now do a shot of relief factor. it's pride month and you will be happy about it or else just ask toronto blue jays pitcher, anthony bass. who knew that toronto had sports?this week he posted a pro-christian video to his account. bud light supports men with junk entering women's locker rooms armed with their own built in towel hanger. [laughter] so after some blowback. [laughter] i didn't mean it that way. >> the one time you didn't. >> after some blowback did he

hold his ground and stick to his christian beliefs? no. like joy behar sucking down a proven mojito he released a hot steaming pile of crap. >> i recognize yesterday i had a post was hurtful to the pride community which includes friends and family members of mine and i am truly sorry for that. and i just hope my teammate share within my actions yesterday and i apologize with them and i'm using the blue jay resources to better educate myself to make better decisions moving forward. the ballpark is for everybody. we include all fans at the ballpark. that's all i have to say. thank you. >> venture edits creative south hat had all the charm of hannibal lector telling his date he has catch up for a hot dog. and he groveled like hunter at a strip club without his atm card.

sad. every word of that forced apology came from the bottom of a lawyers shriveled black heart. what did he do that was so hurtful? he shared a video. you don't have to agree with the video but so what. in today's world if you are a christian and don't want trans propaganda dangling in your face. that's too damn bad. >> you are supposed to just shut up about it. leftists can scare authors, broadcasters and bakeries but pipe down christians because trans are a marginalized community. although does it seem like they are in the margins anymore? they have more visible flags than the un gift shop. i have not seen this many rainbow since i crashed a leprechaun convention. [laughter] yeah. and whatever event you'd better applaud with tears in your eyes were all shirt trans phobic. anthony bass did not say any of

that bible stuff himself but he agreed with it because it's gross and yak it's christianity. and according to major-league baseball christians are open for mockery and not support the dodgers face backlash for inviting the sisters of perpetual indulgence transvestites dressed as nuns to present them with a community hero award. shaw. [laughter] at the teams pride night this month. this is a group known for mocking christians including holding pole dancing on crosses. what do a group of trans by ? transvestite atheists have to do with baseball anyway other

than they both like rubbing pine tar on their bats. nothing. just like what dylan mulvaney had to do with beer. nothing. but that's not the point. the point is to rile you up get in your face so they can condemn you for your dismay even more. it's a sport and always has been and if you don't play coming where the problem after resending their initial invite the dodgers workout into admission by small group of activists and their alienating their own fans. now when they call ball number four it means you are getting flash bite 2 nuns with beards. it's funny. so what did we learn? for one corporate executives are and that condition is contagious at all projective celebrations of identity is creating tripwires and designed to scare everyone into obeying. and even now getting blowback from christian spirit he should have shut up. but how can you when everyone has to get involved including pet smart. even dogs are pro pride. which makes sense. they are on all fours and all was looking for asked. [laughter] but in my opinion if you want acceptance, why not

just be more like us? be boring but it appears that there is one thing certain members of the trans lobby won't tolerate besides high heels under a size 10, it's not being the center of the attention. the bullied are now the bullies. i'm not sure this is the transformation they were looking for. >>. [applause] >> let's welcome tonight's guests. if this mcdonald had a farm it would be the return of. [applause] and to be here tonight he got his mom to cover his paper route post of the guy fencing show. guy fencing. and she kills people with kindness and drain cleaner. fox's contributor and his

handshakes require a safe word my massive sidekick tyrus. [applause] guy, i am pro pride month because it's actually nonserious. it doesn't have a lot of solemn locations and moments. vicious people having fun but after a while. a month is a month.it's like a month of mother's day's. i love my mother but you only get one day. why do gays get 30 and my mom only got one? is it your fault? >> probably not but go ahead. >> it does feel a little less fun these days because of some of the stories you were talking about. i was struck watching that groveling apology from the blue jays pitcher and i remember, i am so old i recall we were told by the journalist that athletes

speaking their political values and truce was one of the highest values they could espouse it doesn't matter the whole thing was wrong and bad and racist but this guy shared one video and he is immediately out there talking about how sorry i didn't mean that i'm going to educate myself everyone is welcome at the ballpark but major-league baseball set if you are a republican in georgia you are not welcome at the all-star game. they have different rules and standards. one of which the whole dodgers thing, watching you explain that. i don't care about this group, the sisters or whatever but the whole shtick is to intentionally offend. to gratuitously offend and with the dodgers are doing here is making clear that certain people are open to be offended that way but other people are not so for example at christian

night which they are having if they say we are going to invite those westborough god hates gays freaks i don't think that would be acceptable unchristian night. if they were to have a pride night, the same guys doing a drag show about wives. i don't think that probably happens because certain groups you can gratuitously offend other groups you can't and on a serious note i think we should think about why those standards exist because is going to tick people off and you're saying the backlash we are seeing when i don't think it's necessary in the first place if we just stuck with the fun side of pride. >> exactly. they have a christian night. i bet they invite alliance. >>. [laughter] >> i just came up with that just now. >> don't give them ideas. liz. blue jays. more like bj's. am i right? >>. [laughter] >> it doesn't make any sense but i had to say it to you. >> why did you give that one to me? >> it's like i find you wrote a

book. you wrote a religious book. >> we don't have to get into that but yes. i wrote a book skirting heresy. get it on amazon. but if you have to bully to make your point if you have to throw your toys out of the playpen that you are not ready to make your point. if you have to force people to think that way you do that you are not ready to really legitimately stand up as a mature adult of say here is my point of view can you see my point of view and by the way i get it. i hear what guy is saying.i don't know why they have to wear white face on there is a none.whatever. so much acting out. he gets really tedious and i don't care if they get upset at what we're saying right now.

i really don't care. you go to a ballpark looking like that. there were children. they scare me and i don't scare easy. but it looks so stupas and weird and the other thing is i am mindful of what liberace and rolling stones said. they never talked politics. liberace purposely said i'm not going to talk politics but is not my place. so why baseball is getting into this. it just feels like the nfl kneeling controversy all over again and i think baseball should stay away from it. it's about having a good time at the ballpark. >> it's about being fueled by this der i. [bleep] showing up of corporations i've tried to find a story that would combine two things you love. baseball and trans. are you ready? what do you feel about this particular story? anger? pain? >> i feel nothing. it's a hard month for those of us who feel nothing. >>. [laughter] >> why don't we talk about

that? i don't have deeply held beliefs in terms of religion or in terms of look. i am one of those people. you want to be a drag queen, that's cool. you are a christian, that's cool but unfortunately every party is a pitchfork party and those of us who want to hang. you can't do that anymore. i was thinking about taking the entire month of june off but i didn't think that was an option.unless i was pregnant or having a baby and in that case i would've gotten started earlier. >>. [laughter] >> i googled it. >> so do you have any big plans for pride month? >>. [laughter] >> i am going to breed. just a big old breeder over here. a big phobic breeder. big fallopian tube guy. i will work on that.

look at his poor face. i know that face. it's the face i make when i am forced to apologize at home for saying something in my own house that i pay the mortgage in. sorry sir. i didn't mean to laugh at your pr benchpress record. he is a pitcher he is not a star he doesn't have any. [bleep] money so when you have. [bleep] money, you can stand for your principles that was in his speech. it was the one guy that heard it, who was above him, they probably told him this is your fastest way to go to the minor leagues. we are going to start you tonight because in his speech he let you know he is going to go to the blue jays team apparently they have a team for this to educate him which means they threatened me with my job. and i don't want to lose my job because i want to keep pitching.

so he had to do what they told him to do and it sucks because we should be able to come eloquent point. we should be able to celebrate differences and have a difference of opinion without it being hateful or trash talking or whatever and unfortunately it's not the group. it's these individuals these virtual signal lawyers who sit in these offices to make these decisions and they are proud of themselves because right now being christian and having values is a bad thing. ♪ ♪ ♪ voltaren. the joy of movement. ♪ [♪] if you have diabetes, it's important to have confidence in the nutritional drink you choose. try boost glucose control®. it's clinically shown to help manage blood sugar levels and contains high quality protein to help manage hunger and support muscle health. try boost® today.

>>. [applause] how do you combat the decline of the city by the bay? create an ad to deny the town's disgusting ticket that money

could have been better spent on one public toilet. the beautiful ad takes you on a tour of their city and the television crew had to keep yelling cut one another crew member got stabbed.but you got dancing in the streets bars with sexy women drinking martinis and visions of perfectly seared scallops and light cream sauce. at least i hope that's cream sauce. i know. disgusting. but it's not to scratch and sniff it's better with sound. so watch. >> we live in the most beautiful city in the world. it's never the same. san francisco.♪

♪ in francisco here i come.♪ ♪ san francisco right when i ♪ ♪ arrived, i come alive. >> i saw some white people in there. so rather than solving problems of crime and homelessness and violence they figure a pr code mate do the trick. they're trying to literally paint a turn. pre-pandemic levels even covid cleared out because they didn't feel safe. and this is less a commercial and more in unintentional comedy skit featuring propaganda like you doing a show on how to please your man but we fixed it for them.

>> welcome to the home of urban decay by the bay. what some call blight is actually all right. >> san francisco this places covered in poop. the beatles all around. they are great for sewing and learning acupuncture. you come to learn you don't need money anyway. san francisco. plenty of homeless camps. don't despair, they get fresh air at nature is cool. hey. >>. [applause] >> i want to go. do you think that pr videos going to help? >> no it should have, say travel advisory warning. bring your disinfectant. what were they thinking?how many millions did they blow?

it's unbelievable. and until you have family in the bay area they are astounded at how rapidly it turned into a retail desert. you're talking major stores. office depot, banana republic, fleeing and leaving within a state of decay and collapse. such an object lesson. it takes so long to turn these around. it takes a switcher can turn a city overnight. into a wasteland and it takes a hell of a long time to bring it back. >> i was thinking. we should do a road trip. what if we did all five shows in san francisco for a week? >> oh i would get covid. >> the cat would get pregnant. >> i forgot to mention i am nine months pregnant.

>> i could not find the right time to tell you guys. it just came on so quick that i will be out for three months. >> and i think the father is covid. the first covid baby is coming. i can't top that. the best part about the commercial, it never allows you to focus on what they are showing you. it is shot from drones and san francisco check it out. you are either up or below or the side and you could never see anything around them. every time a film some news not paid to be onset strolled through. don't fall for that. it's probably san diego california. >> it does look like san diego.

>> if you're going to go to the new afghanistan >> it's true they're selling things in every city. you can find that anywhere. >> we have scallops. [laughter] >> except our scallops are $300. san francisco is also expensive. it is a combination of all the stuff everyone has brought up at it will cost a lot more to have your conference there than to have it in the normal place without all the. [bleep] which is important to a lot of people. >> and you tell us that poo in san francisco is unlike that of any other major city. care to elaborate? >> i think it speaks for itself. and yes they have a lot of outdoor shots using drone cameras because all of the normal cameras had been stolen.

so they had no choice. put them in the sky you know it's bad when they have to close a whole foods in a ritzy neighborhood. right, rich people in san francisco love nothing than a whole foods.it was too dangerous. there's like a 911 call every day. that's a sad state of affairs and they're trying to figure out how to skirt around that with this ad campaign which is going to be juxtaposed with new stories coming out of san francisco. >> do the rich just stay in one place and that's why they don't care? how does gavin newsom wake up in the morning and not feel like a pile of. [bleep] because he's the mayor of san francisco the governor california. do they deliberately ignore these areas? >> he might not feel like one

but he accidentally stepped in one. he is in a place surrounded by security so he is fine. almost everyone else's not. >> you have to bring in fresh victim sprayed >> that's true. >> don't worry guys, i'm going to fix it. we are going to bring new people in for them to rob. >> amazing. >> and s cat said, scallops. listen up, you dogs with allergic itch! today's talking lesson is just one word: apoquel. ap--o--quel. ♪ you can't teach your itchy dog to talk... ...so, talk to your vet about apoquel. apoquel is for the control of allergic itch in dogs. do not use apoquel in dogs with serious infections. apoquel may increase the chances of developing serious infections... ...and may cause existing parasitic skin infections or pre-existing cancers to worsen. new neoplasias have been observed. i'm glad we speak the same language. ask your vet for apoquel.

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>> please don't mark occasions on my calendar with caucasians. lefties attack a monthly planner because a cartoon planner isn't tannery progressive church called the united church of christ apologizing for solving a calendar that displayed the quote subtleties of racism on its cover. interesting side note the subtleties of racism was the

name of the college garageband. and so yeah it's a progressive church. whether they pray for? joy read to be cloned? cnn to come back from the dead? here's the calendar. yeah. i know it's practically a burning cross, isn't it? it just wasn't enough to include people of ages and races because they put a blonde kid at the top. yeah i bet that little blonde demon is wearing a swastika. they might as well have put the grand wizard on there but the church president apologized profusely calling the calendar a reminder of the kind of diligence required to fully overcome the ravages of white privilege still embedded in our system. he forgot to say yes sir may i have another. is it me or do white liberals

love the privilege of constantly being called racist by morons? the ravages of white privilege. seriously it's best used in the context of nancy pelosi's face. that was kind of cruel. out of left field. by the way this is a reverend. there he is. he is so white he makes guy benson look like a member of the wu-tang. >> great. >> another apology. and he seems so happy to apologize unlike the other guy. >> this guy couldn't wait to do it. >> i'm so sorry for the white cartoon. what are you going to do with all of these white people? it's like they're everywhere. every time i look grea >> there's a bunch of them. >>.

[laughter] statement to the brothers in the back grade. [laughter] i think they are brothers. are there just ham white people. it's hard to tell. you have to watch them. >> they are trying to blow you into a sense of. >> wait a minute.it's a white girl or a little boy transitioning? >> that is a good question. >> hell no. why does the boy in the glasses have to be at the bottom? >> everyone knows the blonde one should put on the glasses so everyone thinks she is smart. >> what are they doing? that's a hot tub. >> they are playing ring around the rosie. >> there in a hot tub. a scream of this would have been better if the guy said the child was trans. that would have been a great way out of it. and why didn't he?

>> they would have backed off immediately. >> now you know. stream of this church certainly worship something. i am not sure what that might be. i am reminded of sunday school. there was a song called jesus loves the little children. all the children of the world. red and yellow black-and-white, get the white kid out of sight. thus the new version. >>. [laughter] >> well done. i didn't see that coming. >> a musical guest on the show finally. >> was anybody hurt by this? does it matter? >> all of the kids are cute. and ugly kids are underrepresented. as a former ugly child myself. i really was. i look like a book to jonathan taylor thomas and i am a girl.

so steeply unfortunate and that girl does look like somebody who was mean to me because i was ugly and annoying and i wonder what she would say now that i'm good-looking and annoying and of all the things the one random old man at the bottom the old man was all the kids. what is that guy doing? >> i don't know. >> what kids have a desk calendar? something doesn't smell right. >> i am looking at it like you are looking down at a globe like jesus would look down the earth. but it doesn't mean that she is on top.that means canada would be on top of the us and number one over the us. i am looking at it differently but by the way that preachers apology was longer than the emancipation proclamation it just kept going and this is such a silly thing to have apologized for. >> you said jesus looking down.

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each guest has to share a story from wherever they are from and i vote on the winner and that person gets a lap dance from whoopi goldberg. >> i'm going to go first with

you, what, where you from? >> new york. >> what's so funny? >> what's the story? >> there's a couple of times a year the sun drops in a certain way among the skyscrapers and people freak out and so only time new yorkers see the sunset and usually they see it through their phones because they are busy taking social media posts and that's manhattan hinge for you. >> they are blocking traffic and i just plow right through. take them out wash them scream in pain like you will later when you get complaints about your sanchez joke. >> vehicular homicide might be more forgivable in society than

they jesus is white joke. that will be a fun social media time. >> my story is about a substitute teacher who was caught drunk at school. the kids suspected she might be drunk and alerted the resource officer who did a sobriety test she failed, she has been fired. we have put her mug shot on the screen. but yeah >> that makes her a really good substitute teacher to show up drunk. because is probably the only way you can do that job. >> i remember one of our subs will show up hung over like every time to willamette giant television >> did you remember when you

didn't understand drunk people and you thought they were ill or acting weird or really happy? >> mommy is just under the weather. >> that is what we called mommy. >> yeah. anyway. i don't have one. >>. [laughter] >> if you are at home, rewind it and play it straight that is the last time you will ever hear that and for those of you that watch it later it will be preempted out. >> all right. fair enough. >> most of you will be killed when you walk out of here. >> by his car. >> be sure to check out new york stonehenge. >> all right.

speaking of life to jesus tom brady, there has been speculation given the potential of being away from the raiders the owner of the raters tom brady will sell his share come out of retirement to play for the raters and he told sports illustrated i certainly will not.certainly if a y word so i'm not sure what it means and >> isn't he supposed to come and work at fox? >> it's in seasons. so when he comes on to tell people how the game is going he doesn't even show up. >> i should start casually referring to him as my classmate tom brady.

>> it's like everybody at the high school thought he was going to be a big star. >> in-your-face. i was going to be a big star, barry bonds. but no. lynn swann. yay. barry bonds. tom brady. [indiscernible] >> so what is your story? >> i am doing me dumbbells. >> i was standing by quietly to see if two rounds of applause was enough for you.are you all right? i'm glad to hear it. so a school bus, a dude stole it from cincinnati in ohio and he drove it. the cops were chasing him and he made it to indiana before

they were able to stop him and arrest him and charge him with crimes in the indiana state police spokesperson statement on that. it's not normal. and then he said a bunch of other stuff but if i was his editor i would have just left it there and if i am ever in indiana and under arrest hopefully you will remember i did that for you. >> what if the bus couldn't go beneath a certain speed or it would explode. >> they should do that. >> what color with the star be? >> i think that we all know. >> all right. up next, you are among the virus that causes shingles is sleeping... in 99% of people over 50. and it could strike at any time. think you're not at risk? wake up. because shingles could wake up in you.

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>> a story in five words. adult wears a diaper to swift. guy, fans are wearing diapers to taylor swift concerts because it's over three hours long and they don't want to miss a moment by going to the bathroom. thoughts?

>> because i am being very self-destructive let me say something about the swifties. you could miss swansong. they are not all that great.i am a huge billy joel fan i am seeing him tomorrow at madison square garden. i am a boomer. there are 60 songs. there are a few songs in the catalog and i'm a huge fan. he is playing the entertainer. i am going to go for a piss and get a beer. >> i can't think of a single billy joel song that i like. >> i hate him. >> gross. >> geez. >> she is an uptown girl. >> she is adg. >> she looks dudegood.

>> you are gay. >> what the hell? >> look. don't let me not stereotype. this is my show. >> everyone is feeling self-destructive. >> i want to get the business angle because this is interesting. a lot of people brought this up the idea of using adult diapers for continent people, not incontinent who are going on long drives going to concerts. all day events, so they don't lose their place in line. why doesn't this product push this as part of their thing? >> i had no problems. i wore a diaper with the debt ceiling fight because i was so riveted by it.

i didn't want to tear myself away. i am thinking about this. where there costume changes? and they've gone to the bathroom? i don't know if there is a product line but they could sure use it in san francisco. >> that is true. >> you said you don't have a problem with it but you are not next to the person wearing this at the concert. >> i don't know anything about adult diapers. not yet but i'm looking forward to that day. >> it will be sooner than you think if you keep messing with me. >> listen, kath and i have been ground zero with diapers. remember we had to do new year's and while, no one is leaving this area for 12 hours. they all had depends pretty new year's eve. you'll have to show up for the last 10 seconds. unless i am missing something. >> just this because you want to do it. it's not because you have,

didn't miss anything. it's an excuse. and they tried this before. your marketing thing. there is a lady with a stocking problem an astronaut. she wore depends so she could drive faster and murder somebody. with the new men out there anxious to use their new stuff. just hop out and that's what bushes are for. the whole new what is it? >> i don't know. where you going with this? >> i was setting it up for you to say something horrible. >> all of the men, the new things. if this is the worst >> it's been an honor to be part of the last episode. >>. [laughter] >> so cats, this is like the perfect thing for like

oktoberfest. where you have your best place at the bar. as you have your sausages and your big stein >> and just pitch yourself and just piss yourself and it sausages. who are you? >> someone who has always gone to the bathroom a normal way except out of medical necessity. this is not normal.a few years back i was at a going away party for my friend who was a guy and his girlfriend was there and she was going on and on about wearing. panties and i thought it was. [bleep] disgusting but because i have friends with her boyfriend she hates me so i kept going out totally. so if you're watching right now, i think you are gross. >>. [laughter] [applause] >> i think they actually do watch great >> we will continue this

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