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could be prevented. >> i wish i had more time for you. 9:00 p.m. and on talk to the team, lj cross-country. set your dvr and never miss a show. don't forget to text me. ♪ >> what it is and welcome to the first inaugural edition of fox news saturday night. i guess i'll address the elephant in the room -- me. how in the blue was i allowed to host this week? easy -- quitting. got to love equity. so far philip because this flight is going to get wild. first up i have a few things to say -- news to me.
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hosting the show is surreal, i don't know how i got here, i'm basically a fish out of water but i feel great, almost tripping and speaking of which, let's start with our president who works on finding his footing and his new job. [cheering and applauding] [cheering and applauding] will get that sandbag moved. president biden did his best, humpty dumpty person nation for another big fall. all the secret service couldn't put him back together again. the best part the president pointed to invisible sandbag that tripped. i think he needs to wear his like, at all times.
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>> i'll give president biden credit for this, he seems to be down there a lot so probably knows his way around. speaking of people at the bott bottom, former chicago mayor lori lightfoot is back on her feet. she's been appointed senior leadership fellow at the school of public health. obviously resident expert at keeping people healthy. >> i see a lot of children playing on playgrounds. legos are still closed and go because for the foreseeable future. my recommendation is don't go on playground equipment. >> she should be proud. speaking of pride, it's pride month. from target to coals, even chick-fil-a and there seems to be a brother look when it comes to the lgbtq plus or whatever
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platform everyone has their own jokes and there seems to be a controversy on how much personal life we need to be aware of or recognize publicly. >> there's boycotts on both sides, bud light the new face of failure, i'm off the hook. in the woke movement we see campaigns, capitalizing on wokeness and target new pride, some consumers out of fish grease. i think i can solve the riddle. when i have a section for everyone so we are truly all inclusive? how about a heterosexual section. still battling a thousand for humanity at this time don't we want everyone involved? looking forward to seeing the new heterosexual section. al frappuccino will soon be a new father, old father, a new
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old father. at the ripe age of 83. surprise but reportedly demanded a dna test because he didn't think he was capable of getting someone pregnant, it's no wonder he played a doctor in his movi movies. >> making a point. making a gesture. >> this is how you dress in florida, a suit for a meeting? florida timbuktu for a meeting in your late. >> you get sent for, you're going in alive, dead. it's your best friend who does it. >> needs to stop having people say hello to your little friend, that's what got you in trouble the first time. he didn't know he could get someone pregnant. captain morgan saying still got
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it but instead you want to be the bad guy to say good night to the fact that. joe biden, old man now. he wouldn't have this problem before example take this couple in georgia who said 99 people feeding them chilis for less than two grand, it's like $2 a person. >> the total cost was $1,009,150 for 99 guests. we loved the price., can't beat the price. even for the money food, chicken tenders, sliders, egg rolls, chips and salsa, cajun chicken pasta, salad. >> don't forget, two-for-one strawberry margaritas in the open bar and last but not reviews at least, it is called solo -- all right. apparently it's a thing.
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more women want to express symbolic expression for self-love. they married themselves obviously so whatever happened? jesse watters got this. >> i decided to marry myself because i went through a traumatic childhood and i just went through this therapeutic process and i told my therapist when i was a little girl i wanted to marry myself. >> in the spirit of trying new things, management didn't read, i'm going to marry myself tonight. borrowing from the actual values of one woman. let me start by saying, tires, i love you so much. thank you for getting me this far. i vow to make laughter enjoys the center of my existence. i vow to honor my calling and live my life as a work of art.
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i vow to create life of integrity and grace with a few dirty jokes and while times to spice things up. i do. that's not me, it's not going to work. attention seeking much. speaking of attention, let's eat tonight's guests. joining cohost of the bottom line, dagen mcdowell and comedian and buddy of mine, joe dimino. great friends. a lot to talk about but let's get biden out of the way. what is wrong with the following? is it time to think about greener pastures? >> for many right requirement i guess you missed out on his moving for the morning with the
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amount of time making contact with the ground. >> he falls a lot. >> how does he not know how to get up? my dad goes to physical therapy three times a week to learn how to get up. when you hit 70, it's one thing they teach you. i can show you on the carpet here -- i'm serious. you have to learn -- i don't want to do it in a skirt but -- >> you could if you needed to. >> yes because again, they get stuck on the back and can't stand up. he's the president of the united states, nobody taught him, i find this suspicious like do they let him fall? >> here's the thing, i'm a former -- the picture of him following, you will see service
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members trying to help him up, the secret service guy was holding everybody back. i'm convinced that was probably the fourth or fifth time fell that day like no, he needs to do it himself, get up but if you look at the picture, secret service man is like get back, i'm tired of this, he can do it himself and everyone says biden doesn't have it, he.to something invisible that tripped him but he tripped stepping forward, not back. >> that's a girl thing which is not good either. when chicks fall, they turn around and go -- rope. >> it has a lot to do with pri pride. [laughter] it's very prideful to admit you fall in can't get up. >> that's a great segue. award-winning segue. >> the glasses were working. thank you. please figure this out for me -- >> straight people, straight men need to take a page from pride month because these are the men who create beauty like a rainbow
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t-shirt would look so much better than the usual straight guy uniform sold at target and virtually every corner of the store and i'm talking about sweatshirts with elastic waistband -- exactly. winter, spring, summer and fall every straight guy in the u.s. because god forbid somebody skip a blooming onion or even share another of the blooming onion every time you order it or extend t-shirt and your honey because it's not embarrassing enough you listen to rascal flats, show everybody you listen to rascal flats and wearing the thoughts despite the fact that you haven't gone to the beach in about a decade because everybody has to see the hair on your to toes. that's straight guy uniform. >> i was getting worried you are about to get a moment but the only thing is, that are wear
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flip-flops. everything else is pretty much accurate. >> i think the trick is if you're worried about sexuality, go to old navy, the best form of birth control. >> i wear a fair amount of old navy. >> that's what i thought. >> sex is important and you need to know what you're doing. how are you 83 years old and got somebody pregnant? >> oh honey. he didn't. [laughter] >> he didn't? >> no. that woman's child, i guarantee he's not the daddy. there apparently is going to be a dna test. god bless him if he did get her pregnant but i've seen this man up close in person wandering around new york city and even if he did not impregnate this woman and she let him, still should be
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seeing the checks every month even if there is no baby involved. >> not good news, i'm not saying he's a deadbeat dad, a wonderful father but he's 83. he couldn't wait it out. you know what i'm saying? >> i think they already did the test, that's how he found out and came back his dna discontinued. this woman before him, she dated mick jagger and another old fart lena guy, clint eastwood not available? this is beyond gold digger, it's like archaeologist territory. one wearing a sweater and yelling babies to get off his lawn. >> literally his father will be his great-great-grandfather. [laughter] i mean, physically impossible but literally. he's lucky if he makes it to his first -- they graduate every -- in the garden graduation will be big thing for grandpa, he'll be five. >> he's lucky if he makes it to the christening.
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we moved out of the city so our little sophie could appreciate nature. but then he got us t-mobile home internet. i was just trying to improve our signal, so some of the trees had to go. i might've taken it a step too far. (chainsaw revs) (tree crashes) (chainsaw continues) (daughter screams) let's pretend for a second that you didn't let down your entire family. what would that reality look like? well i guess i would've gotten us xfinity... and we'd have a better view. do you need mulch? what, we have a ton of mulch.
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welcome back to fox news saturday night. this has been a big topic of conversation, artificial intelligence dangers, the air force denied reports that ai drone killed human operator in relation gone bad but even though this may not be real, they are serious concerns on where ai could be heading to in the future so what is the best gift to offer our future ai overlords? fruit basket, online gift card, autographed copy of my book? let's bring in host of kennedy saves the world on fox news podcast, the one, the only kennedy. >> oh, tyrus. >> oh, kennedy. >> oh, overlords. how we love the. >> i have my cup of water here so i think we are good read
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water still works. every movie with monster ai is a cup of water so we will keep that in mind. what you think -- what you make of this i talked about this story, the colonel came out and said this happened and semi- came out and said it didn't. >> i don't believe the person who said it didn't happen, i believe it happened and maybe it was a realistic simulation, like when clarice goes into the training room and turn on the lights and you are dead, where did you not look? that's probably what happened here. if a drone operator did lose their life, i hope the family comes forward and corrects the air force for this but we have to take them for their word, it's certainly more simulation and it goes to show simulation proves in the real world, bad things can happen if ai is not programmed adequately. >> let me throw this at you --
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that would be okay because they wouldn't have feelings either. they would be there to accomplish the task. you would be deleted. >> that's true. >> you can't ghost because it coast would be a living being. >> i love where your head is at. >> if ai -- the difference between ai and humans, they don't get caught up with human condition, they have bad days and do what's best so the target is good, ai decided it was time to kill and the human being said i want to do that, we will get them tomorrow and say i said oh you are a threat to the mission so they canceled a threat so it's not like john, you always do this to me, fly all over and i've got to come back, that would be woman beings. >> can't make people feel guil guilty. >> this has been going on -- by the time we figure out stuff get
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stuff, it's already out ten years. >> absolutely. that's why -- it didn't make sense when elon musk and ai researchers and academics asked for a six month pause because this is something they've been working on for decades. six months isn't going to do anything in the grand scheme of things, it won't slow anything down, it won't make trees stop, it's not going to make other companies slow down, there ai programs, they are like elon, you pause, we will just keep going over here. >> you know what i think, this is like the raptor got out of the laboratory and need six months to figure out who they will blame it on. like somebody hit the download button and it got out and ai is out there learning, observing and probably like found a way to build a body. >> they do have fake skin now that they will put over robots of every stripe, not just the sexual kind, where the skin on
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the robot if it's punctured, it will heal and it really is like terminator three, we are living in terminator three, that turned out to be a documentary. >> you can't reason with them, they don't feel pain or sorrow. >> they are programmed to seemed like they have feelings -- those are not feelings. >> they won't stop until you're dead. >> absolutely right. it's like my 17-year-old asking for money. she won't stop. >> it's not just 17, it starts at eight. >> that's true. >> every time i see my kids, it's ai telling my kids to get money so they can build their bodies. thank you, kennedy. coming up on fox news saturday night, they tried a true liberty joins me to clear up -- they say aliens walk among us but i have a few ideas about aliens right here at fox. ♪
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evening. let's bring out our rockstar panel, fox news contributor joe concha charlie arnold. my moral enemy. >> harsh. >> first of all, hello, jessica. i'm glad you guys are here because this will be a difficult segment. it's a little bit of a controversy and making headlines, it's everywhere. i don't know if the word is viral but it's everywhere. just roll the tape. [laughter] >> i'm curious, you and tyrus are the biggest fires sitting at the table. how would you fix this? >> i'm the worst. >> liars. [laughter] >> apparently miscommunication to where online somebody -- it was about weekend flying for the holidays and i fly a lot, i commute to work by plane from louisiana and joey flies from
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louisiana we are here a lot of days a week so we commute and she was saying we are the biggest flyers but somebody heard liars. >> i heard liars, to. >> did you a them to say that? >> i thought we were debating about what he was lying about. >> i think everyone can relate to this, you see a lot going on online and you usually don't respond to anything and then to have one time you do that find someone who is wearing hearing aids and so nice about it, thanks for clarifying, i do we are hearing aids. >> i know you felt so bad. >> check your hearing. >> i'll take you to dinner, i didn't do any of that. >> saved the day? >> tyrus, a little bit. >> let's go to a hot heavy hitting story. would you where a diver to a
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concert, taylor swift? >> i like how you say i'm the expert on this. >> my instinct was to come on this segment and just go off on this, how ridiculous but don't knock it until you try it so i was trafficked to get here for this show, traffic is horrible so i decided to wear one because i was going to be in the car for like two hours and i got to tell you -- >> you're not still wearing it now are you? >> yeah. i've got to get -- >> oh geez. >> trying to control myself but i got to say, it's revolutionary and i can't you belong with me so this is a very good thing. >> you're going to do great new year's eve. [laughter] phenomenal. anyone else -- while, thanks. you got your own. >> i got a whole pack. >> i wonder the section of the diaper wearing adult snares li
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like. i worry for people close to them but i will say, not a horrible idea, the lines are probably outrageous. >> this taylor swift to her along is going to produce $1.6 billion in revenue. these are whole states, 80, 90000 selling out and left the bathroom i'm going to look like? >> it doesn't take a rocket surgeon to figure this out. speaking of rocket surgeons -- roll this. i'm going to talk about aliens, startling news. >> you believe extraterrestrial intelligence has visited planet earth? >> i think we can go a step further, it hasn't just visited, it's been here a long time and it still here. >> they walk among us. i subscribe to this. matter of fact, i like to people watch. it's not stocking, it's people watching and got a couple what i
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consider aliens walking around, number one, brian kilmeade. >> i could see it. >> the backpack. >> i feel like it's on mars attacks think where we pull off his head there's a tiny alien bobble head under it and creepy callers. >> no human can do three hours of the morning show, he got to get up at 2:00 a.m. and anybody else saint would go home, anyone else human, he does three hours of radio on top of that. >> and he guessed stars on things and then no problem. i'll just host at the seven, i'll take laura ingram's show and see you tomorrow 6:00 a.m. who is he passing his intelligence back to? >> that's my next thing, charles payne. those are buying limits from around the galaxy. >> his wedding ring. have you spent time looking at his wedding ring? >> i'm not wearing my engagement
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ring but i think his smaller diamonds at up to a bigger diamond than my stone. >> are they putting it out there? i invited an alien here tonight with us and i'm 90% positive we will reveal it right now on the show. >> charlie? >> oya. >> i came on the show as a fav favor, i thought we bonded and worked together the other weekends now your outing me? >> you had a lot of jobs, you're very successful at those jobs which none of them you went to school for so how does an alien walk in and go to large entertainment companies, do well, leave them and then show up to another one? >> i don't know, the people who hired me what they see something special in me. there's a lot of layers to this. >> or hypnotism. >> any chance interviews were in a spaceship by any chance?
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welcome back to fox news saturday night. presidential race heating up, we have to talk a little politics and candidates still don't know what they are doing. >> i want to bring and all-around all of guys smooth talker, one of the best dressers in all cable news, host of lawrence jones, cross country, the one and only lawrence jones. thank you much. >> welcome to the weekend, it's going to be great. i can rush home now and get down time, get a cocktail. >> i went to the source, it doesn't matter where they are, you will find them. he will show up. i will, doesn't matter. jones will be there. >> that's what i love about my job, whether it's middle ameri america, a diner or urban
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america southside, talk with the people and people asked me, why did they invite you in? the average day american want their stories covid and that's why i feel when we talk about politics which we will talk about soon, i always have a bit of the polls because i hear exactly what they are saying. a lot of pendants regurgitate the same thing, the talking points the consultants have given them working for political candidate in all of that, just recite with the people are telling me. >> when you're born on the border, i thought it was the best journalist work after and i think a couple of times i was like -- i get a little mad because i'm stuck in the studio with gutfeld. we could be like let's get out there and get the masses, let's meet the people and he was like no, it's scary out there so i commend you for that. getting into the meat and petito's, i personally am frustrated with it. this will be at least another
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year, it's already starting and mudslinging and hate. the playing field of the republican side seems to be playing out, we got a couple christie's, thinking about getting in the game which i strongly advise not to mess he's auditioning for vp, sometimes that's the plan, and intuit looking for something else because he's got to know. >> i don't see ron desantis or donald trump, selecting him to be vice president. i think 2016 taught me a lot and that is to listen to the people. 2016 a did not listen to the people, i thought donald trump was strong on policy, anti- liberal and all that when people were screaming he's the only one listening to us. not watching the pundit class have the same remarks because let me tell you, it seemed the republican base is unmovable. donald trump is our guy and part of the motion of his personality
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is almost vindicated when you have the revelations from the fbi coming out so i think they are in lock step in front desantis, is a polished politician but much more bush, rand paul, ted cruz who was a firebrand in the conservative movement, he doesn't connect on a practical way with the republican for that once this bull in a china shop so i think it's donald trump and life is bad right now. when you've got robbers and barbershops saying we miss donald trump. >> and that's everywhere. >> friends i went to high school with strongly progressive saying i miss uncle donnie, it's saying you have the luxury talking about someone's personality and tweets and not feeling so well when you live life in a positive way, gas prices are down in the cost $8 for eggs and you can
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purchase your second house, you have like fishing doesn't feel like when you hit rock bottom in things are going well in your life and you are able to help family members, who can help them because his conduct, emotions don't matter anymore. >> some of the candidates i like but feel i love him scott, nikki haley leadership but i feel they are in that unwinnable situation because of the wrong is done that america is feeling. >> tim scott recently said he has a different approach. >> i am concerned about what they say about me, i am used to it. these are the same voices over and over that want to insult me because i have decided to think for myself.
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my goal on the show is not to go in there and defend myself, my goal is to defend people like you and others who want to think for themselves and rise to the occasion to be all they want to be here for that, i go to the defense of the next generation of americans to live their lives the way they decide. >> by the way, the interview guy, that kid has a future. i like that kid. >> can i be honest? will switch roles, i am providing an analysis of my job was interviewed tonight, allow him to defend his policies and his position and i think tim scott is a beautiful story no one can really talk against that but i think when we talk about him on the view, republican voters want to hear that he's going to take it and he's such a kind man, they've slaughtered this man, a guy let's work with democrats to do things that if
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it black america they don't want to come have the conversation with him and they slandered this man and even that moment, there was so much grace when i was interviewing tonight and he said i'm not concerned what they have to say about me and i think that's the admiral thing to do. >> but it would be nice to talk about the color of my skin -- >> like me on the view and i'm going to be ready to go wall to wall. i can't go back home, i will have to defend myself. where did lawrence jones come from? why aren't you defending the community right now? >> my speech will go half-baked, you because you, your core, i'm out. speaking of, saturday night, could this be a real life scorcher? someone who wants bigfoot for a
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saturday night. summer is finally here and nobody is ticked off except bigfoot. across the country hitting hiking trails and pitching tents meaning it's the hardest time of the year for bigfoot to stay out of the public's eye. who better to discuss this in hopes of finding bigfoot, that moneymaker? good to see you again. >> thank you so much let's down to it. you are the leading expert on bigfoot in my opinion, squatters, sasquatch is or whatever. i was thinking about this today can is coming up to discuss with you, i am a fan as you know. i think summertime with the parks and stuff, bison getting harassed and bears harassed by people wanting to sell things, is this a difficult time for bigfoot in your opinion? >> it is in some places but maybe not others. if in places where they are used to going around stocking dear, if there's people especially
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they brought dogs, that would deter bigfoot but other areas it might be traction, especially people camping and they got coolers with food because that's what witnesses describe. they are camping in the wee hours when people are snoring asleep in their tents, that's when they hear something come up, lift opened the cooler and very often they will rifle through but not take anything and put the lid back down and go away as if they are trying to see what it is that you are taking as opposed to bringing it is distinct from a bear, a bear opens a cooler and those who and it's eating the food is on 51st what would you like going out this summer looking for bigfoot going into dense areas and the force across the country, what would your device be? >> you don't have to worry about
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bigfoot attacking you because if they are trying to get you out of an area, they will make scary sounds or throw rocks or things like that. on expeditions we've been doing for years, the injuries we've had are not what you would think. they are not from attacks from animals, they are walking in the woods and getting a stick in the eye because they don't see what they are walking into so those injuries other things you have to worry about. breaking an ankle, getting a branch in your eye but beyond that, it's probably the best defense if you have to keep a bigfoot away from you, turn on a flashlight in its direction and it will stop the party. >> always a pleasure, i wish i had more time but thank you for your time and enjoy your summer and i will get you later, i know you give tours and expeditions sometimes so i want to get out there one time with you. >> do it in texas.
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one of my favorite fox news host can be in studio tonight, thanks a lot so earlier we decided to crash this weekend to see what her and her pups are up to. the legendary, one and only, backbone of the five, your friend and mine, perino and her pup, percy. >> i'm great. how about you? it's a good show. >> thank you. not about me, it's about you guys so this is -- my hands are cross because i'm being serious so like the little distinguished gentleman next to you. last time arrested him on the couch you are sitting on. >> that's why i sat here, i thought maybe you would remember this great time he had. i don't know how long he's going to hang but i'll hang with you. >> one thing i want to do is show the other side -- you cover all the serious stuff like america'ro and the five
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and sometimes we see the lighter side of you but you really have a unique active life. if we could get insight, what a typical day in your house besides walking percy? >> percy is here and big news, he's started swimming which would probably be a better athlete. i'm not very serious, i love my life, i do. i'm grateful for my life in these opportunities my love my friends and even gutfeld, believe it or not. i -- one of the things i try to make sure i have a worklife balance, adding lessons into my life so for example, i take private pilates class, tennis lessons, i was thinking about you, imagine -- >> did you challenge me to a game of tennis?
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i played tennis in college, i'm down. >> didn't actually then wrestle in the matches. that's not very satisfying, i need to play more but the other thing peter and i started to doing, we started taking ballroom dancing lessons not for competition, believe me, you will never see me dancing but is something fun we do together. >> but that's part of the mental health because wear and tear of covering today's news has got to be tough, there's got to be days where unfortunately, there's so much division and negativity so your advice to anybody in this industry who, when they get ho home, you got to leave the news at work. you live in a great community, but i was there i visited was walking down the street and everybody was like a scene from a movie where it was like how are you doing? everyone knows each other and it was a nice atmosphere so surround yourself with positive people, correct? >> i think so, also giant
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people, that helps a lot when you're with me, incredible amount which i appreciate. >> you arty have street credit. >> i know. i think this -- having good people around you that you can talk to is good. i also think having an active gratitude practice, grateful for your life and the people that bring you the food, grateful to the guy who filled up the gas tank, husband takes the dog out, a lot of gratitude helps you get outside yourself and their scientific proof it gives you like a dopamine hit every time you are nice to somebody else so why wouldn't you do it more? >> that's why you are legendary and thank you so much for doing this, i know you're busy. go enjoy -- >> i don't know if i can pull off a black leather dress as well as dagen did but -- >> nobody can. that's why she is dagen.
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>> a great show, i love it. >> that's all for fox news saturday night. before we go, hitting up the road soon so catch my upcoming shows. now, go to bed, everyone. ♪ 2023. i am jon scott. see you again tomorrow. ♪ >> hello, i am in need of global along with guy benson, holly hemingway and tom shillue. welcome to the big weekend show. the big story tonight -- winners never quit and quitters never win. one olympic gold medalis
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