and his wife cara for welcoming a beautiful baby girl, their fourth child, margaret mary, on may 25th. almost lost your name. wish you health and happiness and plenty of sleep. she absolutely gorgeous. i can't wait to meet her. that's it for tonight. greg gutfeld -- that's not greg gutfeld. he takes it from here.

or on drugs, the war on poverty and so on, but not real war. it's a half a world away. both

sides talk funny and those slobs on the view, never talked about it. so uh, i don't get to make fat jokes. but why is that ? well war is like a 401k. don't check on it until you cash out. maybe people will care when our army doesn't have any bullets left. but it's worth pointing out that admits this silence. there are two men on opposite sides of politics, who are actually speaking up, saying that the war's gotta end the moment you say that, of course, though, somebody's going to call you a putin puppet. to which you should respond. well you're a puppet of a puppet. and you both have your hands up each other's ass's a year ago. i said that unless you mitigate the war at the start, it becomes background noise like cnn while you're waiting at gate c seven. someone gets it. here's rfk jr. my own son, connor joined the foreign legion. and fought in

the ukraine during the kharkiv offensive. we were told initially at the objective was humanitarian in recent times. president biden said that one of our objectives at least is regime change. uh vladimir putin, secretary of defense lloyd austin. validated president biden's statement by saying that our objective in the ukraine is to exhaust and grade. the russian army that is completely and it's ethical. to a humanitarian mission. so >> i thought the legion existed in carey grants movies. and it just doesn't sound right. that is pretty brave fighting in ukraine considering you might run into randy winegarden.

it makes rfk the most important person to listen to. he has more than skin in the game. it is his own flesh and blood. although maybe he is bias because he selfishly doesn't die needlessly. does he have the guts to say that to him? i don't. what are the dems going to do about rfk junior? create another russian hoax to falsely smear his principalled stance. these hoaxes, they are like feds at a trump rally. they all start to look alike. that is a democrat running for prez. here is a republican. >> what i think we need to do is end the ukraine war and do make some major concessions to russia including freezing the currents lines of control in a korean-war style -- that better advance as

american interests and further deters china from going after taiwan which is a much higher priority for the united states. >> so he wouldn't spend another dime on this war because it pushes russia to china. maybe he is right. all paul and george and ringo did was push him to yoko. what does this mean when two oppositional candidates happen to agree? maybe it is time for the rest of us to listen to this guy. >> if i'm president i will have that war settled in one day, 24 i want europe to spend more money. they are next to that land and right now we want to get that war settled. i'm not talking about the money either. i'm talking about all the lives that have been -- the number of people being killed in that war

is far greater than you hear. >> exactly, but that's nothing new. trump hates war for reasons all of us do it is a wasted young life. and he thinks america should keep its f-16's which is crazy. am i right? cnn claims trump is politicizing the war. well duh you [bleep] morons. he is running for president. it is politics. and he has always been like this except thinner and less orange. but he knows the loss of blood and treasure makes no sense if there is another way. and i think there was. the people in the know saw this war coming and still it happened. and why is that? you can't speculate organ you will be a putin puppet. two things can be true at once. war is a waste, but a war maybe had to be fought. the problem is when a war starts and gets sponsorship it loses the spotlight. gutfeld gets preemptive for a few days, but then people just want to hear brilliant jokes and

analysis from a hot stud again. we all pay for this. we don't see the bill so it keeps going. it is like sponsoring a starving child overseas, the one you saw in the ads decades ago. we are sponsoring a war we never have to see, but if you have to pick at that child you are sponsoring and say every since -- peek at that child you are sponsoring and you have to ask what the hell are they doing with that money? there is another truth. when a country invades another country you have to act against the aggressor even if you know the outcome is going to be awful or invasions will continue. and it is not our country. it is ukraine's. you can't tell them not to fight except now we are bankrolling the fight and bodies are piling up like a cuomo-run nursing home. joke. and now we may be prolonging the hm yeah. so now it feels less

like a war and more like a demolition of an old apartment building to make way for a casino with the people still in it. so is that what this election should be about? for us? it's about four more years of a mindless, feeble robot programmed by the left with no desire to connect our financial support to thousands of dead ukrainians 10 years ago, joe biden could find ukraine on a map. now we can't find his own front door. so

and they have seen and felt the cost of that personally, they don't want that to continue. ukraine is one of those places will be could keep bankrolling this for the next 20 years, and while i don't agree that ukraine should just give that land to russia, i worry that in 20 years, we will be broken that is what is going to have been. >> exactly. have you been to the ukraine? >> no, sir. >> we are going tonight. >> field trip! >> there is going to be nothing left to claim victory. you are just destroying this place. as a

comedian, you probably do not talk about this. i didn't even know these were different places. they were. >> i don't know, felt like that one guy was going, hey, hey, this war, we need to get it over with, it felt very pro-war. i like "star wars," cupcake wars, i like war things as long as it is not actual humans dying. felt kind of gross. also, that gaia is, what, 30 years old? >> 37? >> a regular on this show. very smart, engaging young men. unlike you, jeff. >> i think i would have a better shot at that. i like that guy, he says some stuff. >> lauren, you look like one of the most successful dental hygienists on the planet. >> it is all the coffee i drink.

>> they cut it up here, it looks like a medical jacket, doesn't it? where do you stand on that? you are a business genius. how long do you think this can go on before we feel that. are we already feeling and? >> i think so, you know, we just heard from -- now we are getting ready for the counteroffensive, just heard from president zelenskyy, basically saying, we are ready, trying to lessen our hopes, be patient, going to cost more than we think, take more time than we think. we are behind -- i am behind. i want them to win. when does the victory come if he is prefacing that we are going to be in this for longer and longer? what is the way out? what does victory look like? i don't think anybody has defined that clearly just yet. >> fact is, both sides are willing to keep throwing bodies

added and russians have more bodies. kat, you told me in the green room you love a good war. >> i knew you were going to go that direction. >> we know where you stand. >> at lake kennedy said, both sides agree this is good, not really allowed to have another opinion, even to the point where, when it came out that the government was -- shocker -- lying about this one too, a lot of the anger was like, hey, we are not supposed to know that. hello, respect yourself a li little. really no major consequences for us for being involved in this, but we shouldn't just assume that that means that there never will be. in fact, the longer we stay involved, the more involved we get, that rises. the fact that we are even talking about it is good, everybody just kind of accepted it, just go on forever and ever, just like we have seen. >> one monologue every six months and then we will move on.

>> more than anywhere else. >> 16 months is our year end for coat months. [laughter] >> you know what, people didn't think you could handle this topic. >> it is like it is a baby or something. >> 2022. >> checks out. >> i remember, a terrible week, we were in texas, they canceled all of our shows. i have a theory, a weird theory, if trump was super gung ho about ukraine, all the people that were gung ho now would be because trump would be for it. think that if we get traction on this, going to pull a russian collusion background thing on him like they did to trump. they want to make sure that his views will be compromised. >> yeah, so, what they have to hope is that trump comes out full bore for the war. that is the antiwar, what they

have to hold. that with the media and the establishment will then be against the war. >> it is fresh to see a kennedy -- [laughter] finally. >> just don't let them drive. i just praised him! up next, tim scott's trim to haiti when he chats with "the view" 'us ladies. it's easy to get lost in investment research. introducing j.p. morgan personal advisors. hey david. connect with an advisor to create your personalized plan. let's find the right investments for your goals okay, great. j.p. morgan wealth management.

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>> greg: yes, all right. he's seeking one of earth's toughest jobs, but first he has to face

earth's dumbest blobs. tim scott may have the edge in the view, can he survive whoopie's fars. time once again. >> our view on "the view." >> greg: terrible. republican tim scott dropped by, the furry five earlier today. and i thought the u.s. had a distinct policy against torture. he took the opportunity to call them out over crap joint bahar that he doesn't get systemic racism, doesn't get ben and jerry's. but joy bahar gets racism, she's been black on halloween, yeah. but joy wasn't there on the show, apparently mondays are her days off when she feeds in the pasture. but that is -- that is convenient, right? one of my

aunts dies every time brian kilmeade wants to hang out. maybe joy want needs a day to read her hate mail. sonni, play it. >> i'm the exception, right? you're the exception, maybe even ms. whoopi goldberg is an exception. >> the comments on the show, the only way for a young african american kid to be successful in this country is to be the exception and not the rule. that is answering dangerous, offensive message to send to our young people. if my life is the exception, i can't imagine -- >> it is. >> it is not actually. >> 40% homelessness of african americans. >> in our computer. you ask have -- i watched you on the show, you like to be differential and respectful. >> that is true. >> greg: more time to talk. and

i thought will smith wouldn't let a black man finish. if her iq was half as high as her smugness she would be einstein. whoopie asked a question, sonni chimed in. >> my side of the aisle is doing a fabulous job making progress. how do we -- >> how is that? >> let me give you couple examples. >> that was my talking. i love that. >> i am going -- >> can i come next to her? >> come over here. let's have a conversation. >> come on, ladies. >> sit, sit. >> the only african american female chief of staff was mine. >> that's the most exercise whoopie has had in years. and sonni looks more frightened than president biden when he sees a flight of stares. let's try it again with music. >> shall i come next to her? >> come over here. let's have a conversation. >> come on, ladies.

>> it went so much better. all right. we are going to stop there. kat, you -- you watched the whole thing or just the parts i sent you? >> i watched it. obviously just the parts that you sent. i watch a whole episode of "the view." >> no woman can do that unless you are stupid. how can they call themselves progressives, then it's on them. >> right, i just wish i could -- would have watched if i could would have been joy watching that and being like i totally made the right call. it was not an accident that they had him there on her day off when she was -- you know, presented herself as the, you know, expert on systemic racism as a white

lady. >> greg: she went as diana ross and felt she was treated differently. >> you know, i also just -- he also came off as extremely likable. i know they booed him when they heard certain things, it's hard to think he is a jerk. i think maybe being in an environment like that could make someone irritated beyond the ability to do that. but he really pulled it off. >> greg: what did you make of it, doctor? >> i wanted to one thing that didn't happen. people throw around systemic racism, what does it mean? is and i would have liked him to use that as an opportunity to get votes. to say, look, we keep telling you -- based of the color of your skin you cannot achieve, debting democratic votes if your honor that around if you don't like what you have achieved vote republican. you can have what i

have and sonni has and whoopie has. the token flag bearer for the race, it's annoying. >> greg: there is this underlying thing when sonny says we are the reception. there is something about -- kind of saying they are different, like. >> condescending. >> greg: it is. as a white man you know this all too well. >> that is true. we've been through enough these last three years. i don't know, admitted leon a lot about tim scott, the fact he got booed at the view is all i need to hear. he's got my vote. in fact, i don't take a politician seriously unless they have been ridiculed by 90s comedian whoopi goldberg. >> greg: yes, exactly. and she is the most sensible one. kennedy, you talked about joy and the nonsense that she said before. i think on this show. >> certainly greg, i am not

going to shy away from this. we literally talk about anything else? >> greg: "the view" we have to say thank you to "the view" it was a slow weekend for news, hi to do war. did you see what was on fox all the time? it's like the fox news went to "the view" buffet, scooping out, going back for more. >> i hope they have all the republican candidates on, nikki haley, she doesn't know what it's like to be a woman, child of immigrants. i hope they blow out all the commercials for that because that. >> you don't know what it's like to be 40. >> but this was such nonsense and we were talking before the show about that scary scene for

sonny is cowering and whoopie is loving in arm the. this man is going to leap out of his chair because he can't control himself. he has so much republican rage. >> greg: greg exactly. >> he is going to lean into him, that's how bad the studio would have to smell after that. >> greg: not have to be on stage with a black man. >> that is systemic racism right there. >> greg: that is systemic racism, totally. they can't admit there is progress, they can't tell democrats, black democrats that things are getting better, they can't -- because if you tell them things are getting better then they won't like still buy into this racism stuff. >> whoopi goldberg defend ted danson for doing black face for a decade? >> greg: i did think she thought he was black. i don't know. >> that makes sense.

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>> greg: her covid policies took their toll and now she runs disease control. it's time for -- oh, man, you are going to flip when you see this clip. it's time for greg's straightest video of the week. >> greg: i know what you are saying, greatest video of the week and it's monday. slow news week. she pulled facts out, now she is made head of the class. president biden's got -- except me except not as good looking. in fact, she got the job despite being wrong a bunch of times in a row. and political circles

it's called pulling a buttigieg. it is pride month. mandy cohen, that's her on the left, she is the incoming chief of the cdc, she is no mindy cohen from facts of life. she served as north carolina's health secretary, she reportedly used to shut down everything without providing scientific evidence it would do anything to stop the virus, as i would say, i call it the fauci method. she is speaking about the arbitrary way she and her colleagues came up with policies and it will make your blood boil. >> i would call the person i called most is the second of health and human services in massachusetts, she worked for a republican governor. but you know, when she was like are you going to let them have professional football? nope. she is like, okay neither are

we, neither are we. so, you know, conversations like that. >> greg: yeah, conversations like that showed that you were just making it up and laughing at everybody behind our backs. wow, she's -- she's the new choice to run the cdc as part of their new strategic overhaul. making sure to wear matching outfits for their first day of school. she was part of the implementation of obamacare, do you remember that? well let me refresh your memories. >> greg: i'm sorry, i'm sorry. that tape was supposed to show something not awesome. that was amazing. jeff, i don't think you

could crap on the front of a boat. >> i could do that, you got the wrong guy, i could definitely do that. >> greg: does this bother, you the covid lockdowns, she gets rewarded. >> it's crap, that clip, i had the -- i had that exact same thing happen to me once. >> greg: oh, really? >> i'm not giving him football. then before you know it i was in crate and barrel then some farmer as market. power or any of these things, they are about making men miserable. you know, making us stay home all day, a woman's dream. >> greg: lauren, i always suspected they were laughing at us and she laughed at us. >> i know, that's irritating i listened to all the rules back in the day. that was me. and -- i know. i know.

>> greg: rip her to shreds. >> i think that is the problem right now, 44% of americans trust the cdc. how can you do anything if less than half the country actually trusts your policies. i mean, who is getting a covid booster right now? a fifth of adults, if even, right? >> greg: yeah, yeah. >> like, that shows that's what they were doing to us. and if she is the change that's coming to the cdc, it's going to be more status quo, more of the same. >> greg: and she is a doctor. >> i give injections. >> greg: she sounded like a sorority chick. >> it made me hopeful we will start dismantling entire it tuesdays in the federal government starting with the cdc. i'm fine with that. that's what i really liked about president trump, his energy secretary hates the department of energy and i always wanted rick per would, screw it, we are

going to shut it down. like department of education, fda, cdc, there is so much redundancy, so much we don't need. they amassed an incredible amount of power and it doesn't matter if they have declared the covid emergency over, they still have that power. they still have all of our tax money. you know, they are still finding ways to control our lives and she is the prime example of that. and that's the first thing i thought of mindy cohen, i thought she was natalie green. >> greg: kat, that's before your time. when government grows it doesn't get better it just grows then they take your money and treat you with less respect than they did without your money. >> yep. >> greg: the sage old libertarian. >> she wasn't laughing like ha-ha, it was more like a

mwuahaha, that wasn't a joke, you suckers, eat it. >> greg: exactly. >> that's the lady you pick? the good news like you said, we now know they are full of -- >> greg: she was laughing how easy it was. >> none of the people who made the rules didn't follow the rules. just everyone else who pays their salary. >> greg: coming up, kat it's your favorite story, inmate's mission to get taxpayers to cover her transition. so you can rise from pain like a pro. icy hot pro.

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>> greg: thank you. yeah. you clap now. wait until you hear this story. a guy goes to jail and gets paid to go female. but it takes a lot of spunk to ask

taxpayers to rebuild your junk. christina lutz won half a million bucks -- i hate this word, a vaginoplasty to settle a lawsuit with the department of corrections. i just said vaginoplasty on fox news, removed from a mens facility to womens, the first time trans person is moving to a facility that matches their gender. but we gotta hand it to lusk, usually for a biological males to lose their balls he has to mary the wrong woman. terrible. not necessary. don't clap. a group called gender justice filed a lawsuit on her behalf alleging she was abused by male

inmates. arrested in 2018 and is serving a sentence until 2024 for a felony drug offense. think about that. so, she actually started transitioning in 2009 before being arrested. she is going to be out in less than a year. she sued the state of minnesota last year because it deferred her request for the rest of the sex change surgery. i know it's not the point of the story, $495,000 seems expensive to cut it off. i had to do it for ten grand. but hey, fellas if you can't afford that sex change, sell drugs even if you get arrested you'll win. this drives me nuts, no pun on the nuts, lauren. >> yes. >> greg: he is not paying for it because he is currently in prison, if he was not in prison he would have to pay for it, out of prison he would have to pay for t inside prison make the

taxpayer foot the bill? i just -- this drives me crazy. >> yeah, it's not fair to anybody. it's not fair to majority of prisoner, 8000 prisoners in minnesota they have to deal with christina lusk and 47 other transgender prisoners. if i say i identify as male i want to be put in the male prison just because i don't want to hang out with the other female the. i mean how do you prove that. >> greg: no one has posed that question. >> christina she changed her birth certificate to be female and did have top surgery, bottom surgery. >> greg: they added. >> you just wanted to use the v ward. >> greg: part of that. they say top and bottom and that is a way of obscuring what's really going on. i don't care about adults, if i'm paying for it i do care about it, i am more concerned

about kids. >> well minnesota and california are the two states where kids can go and box out their parents and get their gender a firming care. this is a minnesota and some other state thing, but i feel like it's expanding. you can say you are one thing, a criminal and they give you what you want. >> greg: where are the adults? the people say call bs on a lot of these things. >> if you want to save money and come out ahead in the long run, then sell drugs. get busted for it, go to prison, hang out with a bunch of hot prison chicks, and then you get your surgery taken care of, the other thing is, if you're a fella, then just start playing womens sorts because it's a guaranteed scholarship and then there is going to be so much pressure on some of these professional leagues to allow transitioning former males that you really

like you have it made. >> greg: conflate both of them, kat. prison sports. male identifying as female and then cleaning up in prison female sports. >> good luck. >> great idea. >> greg: that's all i needed. >> i agree that it's about the tax money here. but for me it doesn't actually -- that doesn't only apply, it applies to the fact that this was a drug, i only saw possession charge, even if it was a drug sale charge, if it's just drugs and no violence, do you know how expensive it is to keep somebody behind bars for years and years

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>> greg: five words podcast makes women look dumb. the podcast is being called out for making women look stupid portraying them in an unflattering light. it's always been dumb white guys, shouldn't

it be dumb white girls,. >> no, i mean, look. i guess you should not care that much if the internet calls you dumb. >> greg: that's true. >> boy, i would never get out of bed. and i'm not dumb or i wouldn't be here. oh, she just said like, that makes her dumb, you're 95 years old, it's nothing to do with my intelligence. >> greg: kennedy. >> and you are smart for telling the same joke for 3 300 times. >> greg: well you set it up. and then they roast them. >> oh, my gosh, like marshmallows, it's not there, it goes to show you patriarchy is real, and they are going to look for their nuggets in the weirdest places. do you know who we have to thank for this?

jimmy kimmel because the man show sets this whole thing up, they created the disgusting paradigm and show you how awful and evil men. he should have to live in shame and listen to this for the rest of his broadcasting days. >> greg: in a womens prison. jeff, have you heard of this podcast. >> he's not making anyone look dumb, they say dumb stuff. he might be getting women that don't know a lot about the subject. he could be guilty of that. i will say, you should never ridicule or make fun of a woman's looks, that's what the group chat's for. we have group chats, we used to have golf, now the ladies is like we'll golf with you. we'll go to the group chat. and now our group chats are becoming podcasts, this guy is breaking guy code. >> greg: last word to you, doctor. >> i think anybody can have a podcast, this is w what happens,

they can do what they want, and they credit accordingly. >> greg: i watched it sometimes, you can't stop watching it. stupid people are more fun than smart people. >> vanderpump rules is having the greatest resurgence. >> greg: when that show is mentioned this show is over. don't go away, we'll be right back. ♪ ♪ ♪

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