>> get out of here. get, get, get. >> my question is, did he actually buckle up? can't leave anything in your car out there. that's it for us tonight. greg gutfeld and the gang will take it from here. ♪ [cheers & applause [cheering] >> greg: yeah! i love you. i love every one of you. some more than others, though. happy wednesday, everybody. so tonight we're leading with golf. [laughter] >> greg: i don't know why, but

we are. perhaps because i know so much about it. by so much, i mean very little. when i hear fore, i think of how many times i get up at night to pea. when i hear about a sand wedge, i picture myself in a thong in cabo. when i think about handicap, my favorite place to park. when i think about a foursome, i think about a wild weekend i once had with the jonas brothers. for once, actual news. the p.g.a. and liv golf is merging, rattling the sports world to its very core. yes, yes, a blockbuster deal that i don't care about. it apparently settles a year-long feud that led to a

split among our nation's golfing treasures. the golf world hasn't seen a dust up this big since tiger woods wife caught him in a sand trap. this can only mean one thing, trump is right again. wouldn't you know it. last year former president donald trump, who got flack for hosting a liv event at his new jersey golf club predicted this merger would happen on truth social network. now he is praising the deal writing, great news from liv golf, glamorous deal for the wonderful world of golf. congrats to all." yeah, big, beautiful, same words i use when staring at the mirror on my ceiling. and democrats have to hate the deal. examine the merger and dick

durbin expects to probe it, as well. what about old joe? >> do you have a comment on the p.g.a. tour merger with liv? do you support the merger? >> president biden: i plan on being at p.g.a. >> he's planning on being in the p.g.a. as what? lawn fertilizer for the course? what's going on. all right. [applause] >> greg: i know what you're thinking because we're a lot alike, what does this all mean for the sport of golf? it's saudi arabia. does the game itself start making changes? like hidingie d's in sand traps? are the major tournaments still going to be 72 holes? think about it. do you get a virgin for each?

and if you get a hole in know wo, do you get to meet osama bin laden. don't get me started on what happens at holes nine and 11. [laughter] >> greg: why we don't do golf. predictably the media are losing their minds. >> this is a situation here where money talks. okay, money talks and morality can get in the way, for many money ends up winning. >> greg: everybody is getting rich. i don't know how you go from calling them terrorists to great business partners. >> his golf course is off of the p.g.a. tour, now he can come back, he's already in bed with the saudis. >> greg: i know, imagine that, doing business with the saudis. don't we already do business with the saudis?

these are some of the u.s. corporations involved in saudi arabia, pepsico, raytheon, hilton, boeing, just to name a few. they are one of our top five sources of petroleum imports. so maybe getting upset over a golf merger seems too late in the game. also, did the media get this bent out of shape over the chinese business dealings with the n.b.a.? they have women and children working 15 days making sneakers for some of the biggest feet in the world. the makers have the tiniest. i know. they told enes kanter freedom to shut up and shoot and they benched him. and never mind deadly virus spewing from crappy biolabs, but families of 9/11 victims are

upset since saudi arabia is owned by those who carried out the attack. they have a point. saudi arabia does have a reputation worse than kevin spacey at chuck e. cheese. but then why do we run our cars on saudi oil? why didn't we invade them after 9/11, while blasting by the clash? it would have been the perfect chance to see if our weapons could beat our weapons. and why did joe biden recently fist bump one of their leaders? thankfully for joe, at least the leader was actually there. two things can be true at once, saudi arabia can have a dismal human rights level and this new golf league can be fun to watch, if you miss skunk weed with dayquil. we are messengers shocked big

green god won the day? especially when the big orange one told you it would happen. no, like the antisematic ilhan omar said about the jews, it is all about the benjamines, that is her last bogey since marrying her brother allegedly. >> greg: welcome tonight's guest. the white dad from every stock photo, co-host of "fox and friends first," todd piro. she revealed press pool to be a cesspool. "outnumbered" co-host kayleigh mcenany. his act makes cows switch from mooing to booing. actor, writer, comedian jamie lisou. she's so skinny her bathroom

scale has a lab track, fox news contributor kat timpf. set you up with a question, jamie, i expect three, maybe four golf jokes, like at least one of them to hit. jamie, do we have golf in alaska? >> they do -- do we have, there is golf in alaska, like one day you can i pla. >> greg: really? >> it is like summer, but it is beautiful for that one day. actually this story upset me and because of this, i will be boycotting golf for the last 40 years. >> greg: that was good. that's one. >> thank you. that lady is right, money talks. no money also talks, it says don't date a comedian. >> greg: that's true, nobody says no money talks. it does. how about trump, he dead on

predicted. how many times has trump predicted something? too bad he took a break from being psychic that night with stormy daniels. >> greg: he didn't see that coming, or maybe me did. a play on words. >> i am shocked golf was televised. i had no idea, i have been researching this story and following it for minutes and i don't know, i'm not a golfer. >> greg: i play golf, yes. >> my friends are like, you should come with us and i drive the cart and take and do something fun. >> greg: all right. be bad like 700 there. kayleigh, he was right again. i think there is weird reality about trump, he understands nobody issen cloo, nobody is clean. you can find something about

every country that is awful and you have to do business with that. >> kayleigh: he understands golf and business and combine the two and i'm not surprised he was prezient on this. can i use the word gross domestic product, or is that too high faluting. >> greg: insulted me, i'm considered smart. >> kayleigh: you are smart, greg. >> kat: that was pretty dumb. >> kayleigh: gdp of ireland 500 billion. the saudi arabia investment firm, just a firm, how much money they have on hand, 600 billion. this company in saudi arabia of a small country, offering players like 75 million, they call it generational wealth. these poor people got screwed,

sorry to use a curse word there, screwed by the p.g.a. commissioner. i would be pissed if i were a golfer. >> greg: todd, this story is arrived with hypocrisy, do you care to comment? >> todd: it is not about golf, not about saudi arabia and taking saudi arabia money, so many companies have done that since the dawn of time and not even a story about donald trump. this is about hypocrisy. you have p.g.a. tour commissioner that told players, if you take this saudi money, you will be spitting in the faces of the 9/11 faces and yesterday he took the saudi arabia money. whether or not you think it is a good or bad idea to take saudi arabia money, you can't come out so vociferously and tell players they are dishonoring their country and 9/11 victims if they

want to make a living and you leave with a nine figure paycheck, which you probably will. i don't think any person want this guy as commissioner going forward. >> greg: serious question and i'll throw it out there. i've asked if saudis are 100% behind 9/11, why didn't we do anything about it? maybe we don't know. that is where these guys lived. if they had something to do with it, why don't we do anything? i don't get an answer from the experts, there was never concrete answer. >> todd: only thing i can answer and this is big if, if they had a connection, could be tied to, wait for it, the money and major investment in companies you saw in the monologue and then some. >> greg: maybe i'm too naive, i can't see a country we do business with, sponsoring an attack on the world trade

center. i think that goes against the idea of making money. >> kayleigh: they also dismembered a journalist, don't forget that, jamal khashoggi. >> greg: you pitched this story to me, you are an avid golf fan. >> kat: only time i was ever on a golf course, i cried. never went back. yeah, obviously, principles only go so far as they remain to be convenient. you can take all of the reaction of anyone who has been mad about this and put them all together and still not come close to one time i was on a house party in brooklyn and mentioned i worked at fox news. the difference is, i wasn't offering those people hundreds of millions of people. if i were, they would be like we love fox news or said, that's cool, and calm enough for me to have stayed there and not have

it end the way it did, which was not that way. because people have principles and get offers understand hads of millions of dollars, oh, i think it is time to forgive 9/11, because they want the money. >> greg: yeah, it's a lot of money. >> kat: it is a lot of money, saudi never offered you money, what would you do? >> greg: ask for more, i'm a whore. before we go, tickets available for upcoming book tour in atlanta, clearwaters, fort myers, providence and redding, pennsylvania. love redding, huh, the peanut bar and get a customized father's day card, if you pre-order the book. go to ggutfeld.com, for details. it is nice, stranger. up next, so much for his clout,

cnn's ceo is out.

>> greg: yes. with ratings through the floor, cnn shows its boss the door. he tried to fix fake news, now singing unemploy mment boos. chris licht is out. he lasted longer than cinnabon in whoopi goldberg dressing room. the mission was simple, ditch agenda-driven journalism, stop being cnn, marred by cnn plus and mass layoffs. chris was canned for cnn biggest success in years, the trump taun

hall. first ratings win in ages and great tv and yet chris is out, it is not about great tv, it is about keeping those at cnn suffering from trump derangement happy and hates when that orange man brings them eyeballs. who will replace chris? heaven help them if it is another straight white male, you can't do that. they have options, if they go pure diversity. maybe this guy. or this one. or this one. the obvious choice, obviously, dylan mulvaney, this bud's for you. goodbye to chris licht, we barely watched you. take a look back at finest achievements at cnn. despite short tenure as ceo of

cnn, chris licht achieved accomplishments, including firing of don lemon and in april of 2023, he fired don lemon and notably, he fired don lemon. he went so far as to fire don lemon. did we tell you, he fired don lemon, oh, and also brian stelter. >> greg: i think tubin outlasted the ceo, is that necessarily fair? >> kayleigh: wait, outlasted? was that a joke? no, not fair at all. cnn needs a tag line, i left voluntarily, i guess i'm one of the few, "washington post," and cnn is where you go to create political suicide. you have don lemon, who had the

only late night comedy show that rivalled yours, it wasn't comedy, if you viewed it through the lens of comedy, it was hilarious. >> greg: the morning show was a laugh riot, the coh-host faces. you should see carley's face every time i say something, she's mortified for one hour a day. >> greg: are you sad we never got to learn to say his last niem ri name right? >> todd: chris licht. licht. i know there was an article and people said he got fired for ratings and the article. he got run out by inmates that are running the asylum, run out by these people because all they want cnn to be in the current

day and age is against trump and against republicans. against trump one and against republicans part two. the irony about this, the guy in charge of cnn is john maen lo, he is extremely conservative and asked that cnn be right down the middle. he's asked, he hasn't forced his hand. curious to see if the next ceo that goes in is tasked with making it down the middle and if they'll be out in a year, as well. it is a mess over there. >> greg: i think they will keep whoever is temporary in there, what they call a staff favorite, that is the person who is less competent. stafr favorite will manage the network into a decline. do you think it isir fa, he only had a year. you need more than a year to grow into your job. kat, how long were you at boston market? >> kat: i was there for a couple

months and i quit right before thanksgiving. >> greg: that's like being a supermarket or shopping mall santa and quitting december 20. >> todd: take that children. >> kat: i got higher paying work as waitress, i'm making minimum wage and tips? holy. i was so excited. >> greg: good. >> kat: i think we cannot underestimate how few people have any idea who this is. most people don't. most of us are paying closer attention. only time we talk about cnn, when there is massive turmoil or someone gets fired or people are really, really mad. i don't know, i think they tried to go to the center more, i don't think anybody cares, they went so far to the left, i don't think people on the right are going to watch and the only

person most mad would be don lemon. if i could have lasted two more months. >> greg: thank god there is no turmoil here. keep that end. jamie, your wife fired you from being ceo of your family. [laughter] >> that's harsh. >> greg: i wasn't going to read that question, any advice? >> i was like biden, though, i was never really in charge. i feel a little bit bad for the guy. this guy had no shot, like being hired to be captain of the titanic, right after the guy is like, is that an iceberg. they are trashing him and he was on a sinking ship. one guy said the end of chaotic tumultiuous time. one said they had -- that is

cliff notes from my marriage. i just read, it is the same thing. switching subjectses. i love your father's day card and i would take one if my kids celebrated it. you know, sometimes in hard times, i record a message to help people. >> greg: do you have one? >> i do have one. >> greg: can we play that? ♪ ♪ >> lessons, tips from a divorced dad. ♪ guys, quick tip, do not go see a therapist that you think is super attractive, you spend a bunch of money and say a bunch of stuff that is not true because you're trying to bang her. okay. ♪ >> greg: never were truer words

spoken. up next our friends of biden starting to sweat and r.f.k. jr. upset. [applause]

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>> greg: it's true, r.f.k. jr. is on the rise and biden's campaign attracts only flies. appears democrats, and the big guy are concerned about robert f. kennedy sudden rise in popularity and they probably should be. biden is brain dead. and this time the other candidate is not dr. oz. joe hasn't been this nervous since dr. jill hid his car keys. survey has kennedy with 66% among registered voters and keeps getting bigger piece of the pie while biden struggles to

buy pi. 20% support among democratic and democratic leaning respondents. only thing more popular with democrats is picking vegetables, which is pretty amazing for a democrat who holds views many in his party do not. he's been outspoken against covid-19 lockdown, u.s. war in ukraine and he's anti-censorship and they are pro-censorship and democrat operatives fringe him as candidate, being moderate in the democratic party, that makes you fringe. recent cnn poll says 66% of americans think joe election would be disaster, no wonder the white house is sweating like brian stelter when the mcdonald's ice cream machine brokes. what say you, joe?

>> give me a break, kennedy overrated, never bought into that camalot and got himself shot a couple times, once in dallas, once in los angeles and drove his truck off the dam and killed the beluga whales, ended on mtv, fox business, glad he stepped down from the supreme court so i could replace him with ruth bader kata nji brown jackson. >> greg: i would he would be the best debate opponent for trump because i think trump would actually like him and also r.f.k. jr. doesn't dislike trump or his supporters, he's closer to the blue-collar mentality

than joe biden is by far. >> kat: establishment democrats don't get it, the way they are viewing him, okay, he's this guy who spreads conspiracy theories, but he's a kennedy and he's polling really well. they don't realize that actually what is kind of might be polling really well, could be conspiracy theories because how many turned out to be true. it doesn't matter whether a kennedy saying it or not, talk about the lab leak theory and the vaccine stuff. i couldn't go to christmas because i got both shots, i got my second covid i was told i wouldn't get. people are trusting a lot less and i don't think it is easy to say, that is not true and have people believe you. >> greg: interesting for me, i disagree with r.f.k. jr. on number of things, including

anti-vaccine stuff 20 years ago made me nervous, but he's thoughtful and reads andin splas things and keeps himself ou outside. he is anti-nuke. but his idea i have never heard of. >> todd: that is was a democrat was 10 years ago and look how far left they have gone. numbers tell me he is speaking to somebody who is not identifying as a republican, obviously, they are democratic voter issue but believe in freedom, security at the border, that there are two genders. when you look at that, so many people in a country and connecticut, most above 55 year olds i know are democrats. they are not far left democrats, they are people that don't want business to be as big as they are but believe cities shouldn't

be hell holes. r.f.k. is speaking to people and democrats will be in trouble if they discount him. he may not beat biden in the primary, can chip away from biden in the general. >> greg: jamie, you know what it is like to be unpopular. there is no second part to that question. have you been paying attention to the candidates? >> absolutely, as of a couple hours ago. i really like r.f.k. he's the kind of guy, if i hear him argue on side of something, i believe it that way. >> greg: persuasive. >> a lot of his ideas are facts now, like covid. i don't have a legacy, only thing my wife didn't keep in the divorce was my last name. [laughter] >> greg: damn.

>> isn't it cool, the whole kennedy thing is cool, it is cool he's following in his father's footsteps. you won't get that with hunter biden. you know, like is hunter biden going to follow in his father's footsteps? >> greg: perfect. i'm going to use that tomorrow on "the five." r.f.k. jr. follows his dad's footsteps, hunter biden falls. >> he got me convinced after reading his book. the hardest thing about being a professional assassin is like not bragging about how good your shot was. you can't say. at a bar, my daughter hit a three-pointer to win her game. what did you do this weekend? nothing. you want to be 30 feet, can she do it from 250 in a grassy

knoll? >> greg: amazingly poor taste. kayleigh, you know president trump, 45, wouldn't you agree he would just wipe the floor with joe biden? but not with r.f.k. jr. >> kayleigh: i think he could do both easily, wiped floor with biden twice, i think he could do it, democrats will never let r.f.k. jr. win like they were never going to let bernie win. the dnc has rules, if primary state jumps the gun, remember joe biden tried to rig this. joe biden might not be on the ballot, this guy could win new hampshire and iowa. last point, politico had one line biden is ignoring him and

informing voters about kennedy's views. i wish we could count on reporters to carry the water for republicans. >> greg: it is easier to wipe the floor with biden because he's already down there. >> greg: nice. all right. well done, my friend. coming up from alligators to high-speed chase, crazy news from all over the place. [cheering]

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>> coast to coast with stories that matter most. you're watching local news with nine-time emmy award winner chat van janu jansen. >> greg: each guest has to share a story from wherever they are from and i bet on the best story with help of my pet banana. todd first.

>> todd: i decided i would play the straight guy, go the serious route, i'm bringing jokes so the audience will laugh less. police in connecticut say a suspect stole $700 of energy drinks from a stop and shop. authorities are looking for the suspect, but in reality, authorities say they are looking for this suspect, but in reality, they are looking for the suspect, high octane emily compagno, just like my show. >> greg: that's good, pretty good. [applause] >> kat: i didn't try as hard as you. >> greg: kat, you're up. >> kat: there is this kid who is 10, stole a car, so don't do that. he stole it and drove it, trying to go to detroit, to see his mom. that is what he told the cops

because he had to go to juvi, which is bummer. look at this, he's not doing that bad. i mean, he's signalling. >> greg: it's a boy, right? >> kat: it is a boy, better driver than me, blah, blah, you're old, dumb. >> greg: sexist would say, i know, every night i try to ecpose you. >> kat: he did a good job, should have let him drive. >> todd: this story is sad, he was going to see his mom. >> greg: and bringing like $600 worth of energy drinks. look at that swerving around there. jamie, try to beat those two stories with a stick. >> you know, i'm from alaska. fairbanks, alaska, i preface this by saying there is not a lot going on there, just know that. a small cruise ship going around

alaska, hauling 67 passengers and there was a fire on the cruise ship and they had to evacuate everybody. a cruise ship with 67 people sounded like torture before the fire and now a fire, they kick people out and they were rescued by a tug boat, which you don't often hear of -- thank god, the tug boat is here, right? chance for the tug boat and the tug boat is the name of my favorite strip club. >> greg: it is great name for a strip club. >> pretty good, there are ones in alaska, that i never go to shaved ice anymore. bald eagle is like super expensive and whale watchers it more like a fetish. [cheering] >> greg: i wish those were real. >> one real one, not joking,

there is one called the great alaskan bush company. i swear to god. when you go there, you feel like you went to the zoo and animals are hiding behind the rocks. >> greg: where were you born? >> rochester, new york. then tricked into moving to alaska. >> greg: yeah. now you're there. but she's not. we'll be right back. no, kayleigh, last story. >> kayleigh: last story, everyone likes to talk about my home state of florida by talking about the florida man. this is a true florida man, 20 year old went to busc h garden and jumped in the alligator pit with the alligators and tried to film it and brag about it after. there he is doing it, in broad daylight. welcome to florida, never try to hang with alligators, but this guy did. >> he's okay?

>> kayleigh: he's okay, he made it. >> greg: filming it isn't okay. i don't know, man, that wasn't that good. >> excuse me. >> greg: which was the best? i guess the tug boat is the best because -- [laughter] >> bring on mr. bananas. >> greg: captain bananas, he's got "appeal." yeah, i feel dirty. up next, do lovers seal their fate on their very first date?

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>> a story in five words. >> greg: five words, 20 minutes for second dates. jamie, you're single. survey said it takes 20 minutes into a date to realize they want to go on a second one. is this how long it took for her to realize you're a mistake? >> i could probably cut that time in half. i was on a second date with a girl and she told me she reminded me of a sex symbol, a

vagina in a circle with a line through it. i do tricks to get a second date, leave something at her house, like a little video camera. [laughter] >> greg: i left my video camera in your bathroom, can i go get it? >> i can see that you're home. >> greg: kayleigh, 20 minutes? >> >> kayleigh: i would say less than 60 seconds. there is an oura, 60 seconds, it's been a long time. i knew i loved my husband pretty quickly. >> greg: i knew i loved your husband immediately. >> kat: okay. forgot what we were doing here. >> greg: do you buy the survey? 20 minutes? >> >> kat: no, because you change your mind. i did. >> greg: you didn't like your

husband. >> kat: i kept thinking of ways to get out of it and none of the excuses were working. i stayed and drank more. i cancelled two dates and then i went and kept doing more of them and then we got married. then he pulled out his vape and was vaping inside and i was like, you are addicted to vaping. if he didn't vape, i probably never would have been with him. i quit and now he still vapes. it doesn't matter, living in the apocalypse of the smoke outside. >> greg: makes your lungs burn and chafe. it is disgusting. do you buy this, physical appearance, 44% say it is important. got to be 90%. >> todd: of course it is. 74% say they are likely to go on date with somebody if they are interested in sustainability.

what? this was not one of the factors i utilized in the dating pool. >> greg: sustainability, to sustain a relationship or -- >> todd: talking about the earth, that is not a joke, buried deep in that article that the fine gutfeld producers sent out. has it changed that much in 10 years i've been out of the game? according to my marriage certificate, yes, and according to this shiny thing on my hand. >> greg: yes, you can get that removed. just ask jamie. [laughter] >> greg: i'm sorry, buddy. oh. jamie, have any leftover jokes? >> no, sustainability, i thought that was how long you could go. >> kayleigh: me, too, i'm the stupid one, too. no, no, that is not what i was thinking.

i thought sustain the relationship, not sex, no. >> that is exactly what i meant. >> greg: yes, wow. that is so funny. that was good, that was good. all right, we'll be right back.

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