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this country. we actually turn our departments of justice and our fbi against our political opponents right as we are going into an election year. my friends, this will be a wild ride over the next year and a half. we will be with you every step of the way analyzing the legal and political aspects. that is it for us tonight. got felled is next. happy thursday everybody! all right, all right. just when you thought new york could not get any nastier, it now smells like a humid day inside joy behar's mumu. canadian wildfires are producing
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tons of smoke all landing here making it the worst thing from that country since seth rogen. but as the trees burn, another tree speaks out. john parry commemorated the 79th anniversary of d-day by comparing it to the fight against climate change. >> note to john. it's okay to visit the statues at easter island. just don't turn into one. he claims the climate change bite requires the same level of innovation and mobilization required to fight the nazis. but today's threat comes from all of us. if you don't recycle and by an ev, you are the new hitler. he found that funny. less, he is the last guy i talked to about the environment. a guy threw away his medals and that is littering. meanwhile east coasters are suffering witch makes them smile. nothing like human misery to pave the way for a power grab. if the smog keeps up churches
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will be closed and you will be only allowed allowed out for food and pride parades. aoc says the smokeout shows us how unprepared we are for the climate crisis. we must adapt our food systems, energy grids, healthcare, loblaw blah, barth. when the government says they adapt they mean seize and destroy. if you care about co2 in the air she would shut her gob. does she think this is the first forest fire in the history of the world? actually, she might. she has an economics degree and things shutting down businesses creates jobs. she is not bright. five cows parked in calcutta and she is ready to send us back to the days of horse and buggy. aren't we teaching kids about smokey the bear anymore? that is if smokey still identifies as a bear. then there is human chinchilla chuck schumer who claims that the smoke is a warning that we have a lot of work to do to
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reverse the destruction of climate change. okay. does that work include teaching people not to throw a lit cigarette out of the window of a car or douse the campfire when you are done playing davy crockett? he adds we pass the inflation reduction act to put us on track to reduce greenhouse gas emissions 50% by 2030 but we must do more. wait. that is why you passed the inflation reduction act. i thought it was supposed to stop a pound of baloney from costing more than a pound of lobster. how about squad pod. imagine being a republican climate change denier in congress. you see the skies filled with smoke and you still don't get we need immediate action to save our planet. imagine being a democrat who hasn't heard about the discovery of fire. imagine this lady on the 4th of july where you light a roman candle and it's worse than 9/11. what is canada's non-binary bozo
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doing? >> people across the country are being affected. we are saying vulnerable people at risk. outdoor events are canceled. kids have to be kept inside at recess. i cannot help but think about my conversation with liam to conversations with my own kids. the past few years have been challenging for kids. >> for god sake, stop thinking about the kids. at least trudeau has a plan for using the leftover so it. meanwhile usa today asked as canada burns, smoke makes u.s. air unhealthy and skies erie. is climate change to blame? no, usa today. people burning your newspaper to get a grill lit is more likely the cause. the fact is 90% of forest fires are caused by humans. campfires left unattended, discarded cigarettes, equipment
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malfunctions and the burning of debris like when i set fire to the old love letters from larry kudlow. it was hard to do. did you know one in four wildfires are caused by arson? that includes dana perino taking out ants with a magnifying glass. evil. and finally according to the forestry data, since 1990 the number of forest fires in canada has declined. that's not to say they are not aided by bad forest management, which leads to lots of dry wood around ready to burn. the only bigger fire hazard is the playboy collection. pervert. you can think green activist for that who reject actual solutions. logging and other commercial practices would tend to forest help out of self-interest but they are getting phased out. canada has problems with buyers on public lands due to lack of funds. they are too busy spending money prosecuting teachers for miss engendering students. our white house as they want to
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restore old growth and mature forest. that explains this. more controlled burns would prevent future devastating wildfires. i say we start with pallet of jesse watters books. let's welcome tonight's guests, he gets all our love, congressman lee zeldin. just like me injuries kept her from competing in the olympics. charlie. he once got a sunburn from a scented candle, fox news contributor tom silou. and she is easy on the eyes but murder on the ears. fox's contributor kat timpf. tom, you have been out and around the city. >> that's right.
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>> what's it like to you? actually pretty good day today, yesterday it was kind of erie but i did like the light, people are over acting a little bit. this does happen in other states, mollie hemmingway made this observation, because it's new york and washington where the journalists they are cover dog big. i was going to talk about smoky bear then you -- i did that gay slur. >> what happened to smoky the bear? >> that's the thing. we haven't stressed fire prevention, only you can prevent forest fires. >> and no one's disproved that. >> 90% is people who are being careless we could do this with fire management, fire management is a big thing. controlled burns, and sometimes
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environmentalists fight against controlled burns if you do them then you reduce the amount of ref use and wood and dry stuff out there and you are going to have fewest fires i think they love this stuff, anything they can blame on climate change. >> yeah, climate change is the new white guy. charlie, welcome to the show. >> thank you. >> how do you say your last name? >> arnold. i think it sounds european. charlie arnold. arnold. what do you make of the media response to all this? >> i think it's ridiculous, smoky the bear is better at his job than john kerry and a oc. he is the cry czar but he nose nothing about the climate, he said there was going to be no ice left in 2014. wants to spend
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$94 trillion on her new green plan when really there is no evidence that it will do anything to help the climate, it's nothing but a money grab and fundraising efforts, who are all super excited to see all of us wearing masks again. >> that's true. when you make these apocalyptic predictions, you don't have to provide solution. can you ask for the money but it's untethered to any kind of direct action. lee, if you were governor, and you should have been, hochul is doing the same thing, she makes a pronouncement, goes back into the house and orders sushi. >> she banned gas stoves, banned the sale of gas cars after 2035, they won't allow the extraction of natural gas, they are running out of dumb ideas. the photo by the way, if you look closely
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it's amazing the similarity between new york city and hunter biden's crack den, do you notice that? >> it is true. >> it is true. >> we have an issue, we are getting gas lit, climate crisis and they want to push further. i don't know how much more damage they can do in new york, watching new york democrats, they want to bring to a city or state near you so pay attention. >> you are an expert in forest management. >> i have been to one. >> have you been to a forest. >> you managed to get to a forest. >> a thousand person. >> where do you see this story here? we talked about failure in government and other catastrophe. >> mollie's point, it's the smoke went to the media. and for me i get it, for me it's like
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baby's first forest fire. i have never been around one before. but a lot of people are around them all the time and we're just like -- it's like oh, yeah, that's bad, we don't understand about it that much because we can't talk ourselves. eye ron ecly with capitalism comes innovation which comes to solutions to problems. a lot of these people don't want to recognize that, they want to bring attention. justin true do trudeau,is he a climate guy, dou think justin trudeau would bring that up. on his watch as they say. >> yes. yeah, where is your black face now, huh? more like red face. see what i did there? i changed the color. can you bet to your point that there is
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going to be new york writers writing about this. what we did when the sky went orange. >> oh, yeah, forever. >> that will be the headline. >> the amount of people who posted it on our instagram story. do you think i cannot get a better picture by googling it myself? >> exactly. like they do the picture with the full moon or what moon, it's the picture of a moon. >> they post this blurry picture a gorilla. i can go do google g. >> i think we should be able to get rid of all zoos and replace them with google. solution. up next. newson
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>> the twerp who won't arrest violent cons says he is going to handcuff ron. it's time for -- okay. okay, mr. tough guy. i don't know what the horse was there for, i assume the horse would have kicked him. it's too late now. gavin newsom doubling down against his washing to gop ron desantis to sending migrants to california. sacramento doesn't mean a republican should act like it. newsom tweeted to ron, you small pathetic man, this isn't martha's vineyard, kidnapping charges. this tough guy act is a
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stretch for gavin. plus her name is gavin. no gavins here, right good. on top of that, it's also tough to strike fear when you look like you just escaped from a gq catalog. is he m mass did u radiating his rank. >> governor from the state of florida that is using taxpayer money and had to go to another state to find people under false pretense, i don't think this, i know this, i talked to the migrants. >> about as threatening as a hamster on nyquil. brian kilmeade in a jedi costume is more intimidating. took forever
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to get that picture. gavin is headed to florida for a fundraiser next week. >> should he be worried that law enforcement officials are going to arrest him. >> we are getting to hyperbole. bottom line is. >> i don't think it's hyperbole, you are raising the question of criminality. >> he is the guy that brings up the arrest, potential for arrest, the reporter goes arrest, let's not get into hyperbole, he is taking you at your word. i guess democrats call republicans criminals for calling their bluff, how could you be so unsophisticated. meanwhile on wednesday desantis defended sending migrants to california. >> these sanctuary jurisdictions are part of the reason we have this problem, they have endorsed
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and agitated for open border policies. they have bragged that they are sanctuary jurisdictions, when they have to deal with some of the fruits of that, they become very very upset about that. well what are these people having to deal with here? i don't see the sympathy for them. >> can't argue there. newsom should be happy having new california residents, they lost 2000 residents, and a lot moved, you guessed it, florida. no wonder gavin is upset, he is being dumped by someone new and flocking to a younger more successful dude. but don't worry about him, i'm sure he will land on his hair. charlie, it is pretty funny, imagine boasting about your virtue, someone says he is arresting you. >> gavin newsom is happy with the migrants, what are they talking about. this is exactly
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what gavin newsom asked for, he medical call a sanctuary state. so, i don't see what newsom is whining about. the only good news i can say when migrants get to california, they'll probably leave on their own. >> exactly. and probably go to florida, right? probably. lee, if i keep always -- if you were governor, what would you have done when these buses came? >> new york shouldn't be a sanctuary state, they had a new law passed overturned by the courts, everyone should have a right to vote, make this state and city more of a sanctuary, gavin newsom, why so many residents are leaving for places like florida. why is it that you have such a big budget deaf vision, i want gavin newsom to
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answer that. another hip crease test. mayor adams in new york city sending migrants to red counties. if you're going to sit there on your high horse tell us that you share the same view that eric adams is wrong for doing that. we have an issue and this whole red -- what needs to have happen is this governor, democratic governor is calling the democrat president, we as americans have this issue, they want money and they want power. and gavin newsom wants the attention more than anybody. he would love to be sitting in the white house. >> i think what he is doing is raise his own profile by going after desantis and they used this analogy, kat when somebody goes on twitter, right, and somebody starts hammering at you hoping will you respond and you go like -- and your brain is telling you don't punch down but
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you do it anyway. >> do you it more than i do. >> yeah, i do. >> not even close. >> but it's true, it's like gavin is acting like a twitter troll. >> yeah. and when he is like what kind of person would do that? a politician, of course what ron desantis is doing is a stunt, that's what a lot of politics is, he is trying to call the bluff to certain people, bring attention to this certain issue, aren't you trying to bring attention to yourself also. it's so clear that's what he is doing, he assumed more people would realize that, when he was asked, arrest them, don't be ridiculous. >> yes, exactly. >> i am not being serious when i talk. >> i'm a politician. >> it's politics. for you to say that's a stunt to somebody else when you just plainly admitted that is exactly what you were doing, that has to be embarrassing if you are the type of person that could get
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embarrassed, i don't think he is. >> he had no explanation what conversations had he with migrants, they were in a party bus, i never got you party bus. >> you never got me anything. do you know what he got me for christmas, one of his gutfeld granded sharpies, two of them. he threw them at me from my office door. >> yes, i did. i did. i didn't even get a thank you. >> i didn't even get a pen, greg. >> we know what would you do with it tom, that's why -- >> what are you talking. >> you would probably write with it. i want him to keep it as college i believe. gavin want see what desantis is telling him this is a national problem and working together not doing what you were saying the red versus blue state. gavin is going, sanctuary but i am not going to help you. it's bizarre. >> well, talking about a self own, too. in that clip he says, he didn't even have real illegal
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immigrants down there, he had to get them from another place. this is how he is bragging, in california we have tons of illegals. the border is wide open. we don't need to import our illegals, we are swimming in them. and also, so he accuses desantis of seeking attention and yet he's the one who reacts every time desantis does something he holds a press conference so he is going off of the heat coming off desantis. i love what desantis did, i love that it was martha's vineyard. would go further, i wouldn't just land them at the airport on martha's vineyard, i would helicopter them and i would have them parachute on to obama's property. i think just -- i mean, obama would have to be nice to them, right? >> yeah. >> if they were all there camping on his property and you gotta do it because i am sure he has guards with guns, you know, guarding his property. you have to airlift them. do parachutes.
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send them out in the parachute and all over obama's lawn and he has to come out and give them cookies and milk. >> i like this idea. >> you are probably going to get a call after the show. long detailed interview and perhaps trip -- up next antifa losers have know qualms battling c conservative moms. ♪ stay off the freeways! only pay for what you need. ♪ liberty. liberty. liberty. liberty. ♪ are you a new at&t customer looking to upgrade your phone? you're trapped! locked into your contract for three years... and your phone is locked into their network too. no two-year upgrade for you, jonathan. but t-mobile has a way out. introducing the easy unlock. bring your at&t locked phone and t-mobile will pay it off and give you one of the latest 5g smart phones free! plus, next time you're upgrade ready,
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>> that is a smattering. antifa went on the attack until these parents fought back, part of the aramenian community. earlier ths week, they battled over a contentious school board vote to recognize pride month and woke
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pronouns in glendale. here is more of that chaos with the sound turned up. >> reminds me of our last staff meeting. when i told my writers to cut down on jokes about kat. but because antifa was losing 50 cops were called in to deescalate the situation which in la means serving everyone pepelligrino. which helps antifa smell better, the board ended up approving the resolution designating june as pride month like you didn't know. june is when school ends. but why the violence? i mean besides the fact that antifa was there and that's their mission in life and the measure advocates for
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schools in the district to add lgbtq curriculum to their lesson plans and consider their preferred pronouns. kids that age don't they know what their preferred breakfast cereal is. mine was crisp. indoctrination, that critics call that indoctrination and supporters say duh, here is one concerned mom. >> they need to stop asking little children what they sexually identify as. certain are not sexual beings nor should they be. the sexualization of children is ped philia. >> completely against what they are trying to pass. didn't in the school, six years old to decide about sexual things they don't even know what's going on. >> yeah. you can clap. their
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argument is simple, schools should focus on academics and leave the weird sexual stuff where it belongs -- my apartment. but seriously, remember the good old days when the only sex talk between teachers and students was in b bed. but the school district says we are not in the business of converting anyone's child. yeah. and the krispin the old van wanted to give those kids some candy. lee, as you know i'm a peaceful person, i don't condone violence, when you insert yourself between the bond of parent and child you are going to get some blow back, you know. >> don't come -- there is saying in new york you don't get between chuck schumer and a camera. in these board meetings you do not get between that education, thes have a fundamental right to their
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child. they don't relinquish to the government. there are going to be more school board hearings that are going to be new brawls, school curriculums, the pronouns, trans athletes and girls sports, have you parents who are upset and the people who are implementing l the policies recent these parents which makes it even worse. and i'm just afraid for our kids right now. of course the parents are going to step up, board members are not listening, they don't care. >> they can't call this white supremacy when you look at the people there, muslim parents, blacks and mexicans that had enough of this crap. what say you. >> i just watched that video and it looked like an internet comment section come to life. >> yes. >> you know, look, i just feel like -- i guess we kind of solved the issue of all the learning losses that happened during covid. like how is the
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reading going? you know? like -- this is why i think government involvement in schools is always such a scary thing because parents don't have the choices that they should have when it comes to their own child. i'm life and let live, pretty much everything unless you are hurting somebody else. are you a girl? are you sure? like ew. i think that there was really serious learning losses that happened during it covid and we acknowledge that and then now when it comes to schools we are only ever talking about trans stuff. why aren't we talking about the fact that these kids lost out on time that they should have been learning and they are behind and that i think that maybe you want to make use of all the time you have to do that. >> good point. you know, i -- i defer you -- i defer on one point, i say live and let live as long as it hurts somebody else. >> he really is like that, yeah.
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>> i don't think anybody ever said that in the history of the world. live and let live as long as it hurts somebody. tom, you have children and it's shocking to a lot of people that you actually reproduce with a member of the opposite sex. and you were able to raise these children to a somewhat successful age and here we are now. >> yes. >> discussing a topic that involves children. >> yes. >> which would make you almost -- i don't know, an expert. >> i am an expert on this. yes, kids do not need to be exposed to this stuff. i remember my teachers saying the most basic facts about sex and it was awkward and i was confused and i was in the 11th grade. >> yes. >> so, they certainly don't need to be doing it in elementary schools and we don't want to do anymore month, every month is a different thing, all these kids
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do is draw rainbows now, it's all a ridiculous exercise and, you know,. >> what if it was a tom month. >> that would be okay. >> i think it would be okay. >> because they would be learning the basics, sing barter shop quartet. >> you wouldn't have to draw anything, it would just be white. really white. >> i mean. >> you are white. what is your background. >> how much whiter am i than zeldin. >> charlie. >> yeah. >> you don't have kids, right? >> not yet. >> not yet, that's probably good. >> it is a good thing for right now for this conversation. >> yes, yes. i would be worried bringing kids into this world, there are too many weird things hoisted on them by perverts, pervert us. >> forced upon people, you're forced to accept all of these ridiculous ideas. i mean, you just talked about how we didn't
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even have sex ed until 11th, 12th grade, it was the most basic of terms, in socal there was a teacher put on mandatory leave, she was forcing lessons on sex toys, this makes me want to shout when i say it, but booty holes, that was her terminology which i find to be so disgusting and that's acceptable in schools apparently under some standards and even there was a pride parade in texas of all places recently where there was the leather friendly crowd they called them which is really a bunch of perverts into bon damage. this is seen as family friendly. i'm glad in this case to see some parents pushing back. >> let's dig a bit deeper, what do you call it the booty. >> the booty hole. >> we have 15 minutes, 20 minutes left in the show. tom, tell me what you think about
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booty holes. i'm kidding. i still want my job. sounds like a fun bar though. lee, i will meet you at booty holes. two for one night and i won't tell you what two for one though. >> it is a horrible word. >> butt hole is better. >> it is. >> it's the favorite word of every 10-year-old boy. >> exactly. and me. >> same thing. >> yeah. >> that's what i was getting at. >> grady makes his shift in local news. [bones cracking] ♪ (tense music) ♪ one aleve works all day so i can keep working my magic. just one aleve.
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pretty tired. okay.
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>> coast to coast with stories that matter most. you're watching local news. with nine time emmy award winner chet van jenson, now here's chet. >> share a story from wherever they are from, vote on the
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winner and that person gets to see my booty hole. >> no one wants to win. >> that's the laundry basket where i throw the old booties. tom go first. >> massachusetts hero tom brady has been listed by the nfl to make an educational video for other nfl players to remind them it is illegal to gamble on football. and i think it's kind going to be an awkward video from tom brady. i know what he is going to say to them, i am a billionaire, i know you want side money, but no gambling allowed, you should just maybe have million dollars endorsement deals and sign a $400 million broadcast thing, contract. even though you can't really talk so well. >> he is such a loser. >> i can't say bad things about brady i am from massachusetts. >> when you think about graduates from high school, me being one of them and him being the other, san mateo,
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california, i am the winner, he is the loser. if you work backwards from that lynn swan is a good guy, right, lynn swan. also sarah high school. jeffries not bad. not bad, but i'm the winner. we are going to keep doing it, kat, talk about tom brady we have to assert my dominance. >> barry bonds. >> and his giant head. >> a lot of athletes. >> barry bonds cheated off me sophomore mere in spanish, i had to move my paper over so he could look. he was always a cheat. all right. sorry. charlie, i hope i didn't scare you. >> no, not at all, i'm excited. more excited. >> do you have a story? >> yes, i'm from indianapolis, indiana, i thought i seen the craziest of men, there is a man named mitchell table in jail because he was found guilty of harassing and stalking taylor swift. and he had some very
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interesting tactics. so, a, he made some messages on social media telling her he was her obvious soul mate, look at him obvious is an understatement. he then left a voicemail for her father saying the same thing. then he showed up to her apartment in nashville, told security he was a reporter and to pass along the message that he was single. seems like a logical thing to do, right? it gets better because he has proclaimed himself the smartest man in america and plans to run for president. it's between him and biden, tough call. >> that is true. that is true. and you know, points fore persistent, that's the thing, crazy people have that we don't. per issue sense, kat didn't you have a stalker with taylor swift. >> that was my a list. it was the same guy that stalked taylor swift, we are on the same level. >> better be careful of this guy
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then. >> of course didn't start with me. >> jordan. >> ohio there is a guy in a car and in a ferrari, he was going too fast. how fast? 132 miles an hour, greg, you can't do that. >> can't do that, that's against the law. >> so they caught him. i wasn't able to find why. but i think it's probably because he is in a ferrari, i am in a ferrari i can do whatever i want. the cops are like no you can't. >> if you are speeding in a ferrari if you are not speeding you should get a ticket. >> yeah. >> right? >> yeah. >> exactly. >> also i don't know, it doesn't look like much else to do around there. >> i don't even see a perkins. >> i like that little median strip there, they kept it green, very fresh, they probably mow it, lee. i'm always very very attentive to the strips on the highways. where am i? am i still on tv? lee, what's your story?
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>> well construction in new york is going to be under way now on the new buffalo bills billion dollars tax pay year pounded stadium. 11th hour of a state budget deal. oh, surprise here is billions of dollars coming from new yorkers going to this project owned by billionaires. swept away $600 billion from the seneca nation. wants kathy hochul's own husband, general council of the company that had the concessions for the bill's stadium, sweetheart deal for the owner of the buffalo bills stadium, not so much for the sent i agnation, at home with the hochul family they had to pop the champagne that night. >> we have to move on. up next,c do you say nope to soap. we'll kind out
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>> a story in five words. >> do we really need soap? kat, this new survey shows 45% of americans don't use scope, are you one of them? >> all you need to look at my
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hands. >> i don't think men know what a cute kel is. >> i think if you are not going to watch your hands don't pretend to wash your hands. >> i think it's kind more disgusting, tom, to come out of a bathroom with wet hands, do you ever wash your hands and all of a sudden you wash your hands and realize there is no towel in the restroom and you don't want to wipe your hands on your shirt. >> yeah. >> do what i do. >> what do you do? is. >> i don't know. >> okay. >> i don't wash my hands ever since covid. ever since all that nonsense with covid and all the hand sanitizer i decided i wanted to expose myself to germs, i touch my hands then touch my face. who wants to touch my hands? look at this, touch the whole row and touch my face. >> whoa, you are a hand washing truther.
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>> yes. >> yeah. >> exactly. >> that's new. >> i heard there was a second faucet. charlie, they also found 52 -- 62% use paper towels on door knobs and faucets, i use my tongue. >> you know, i just need to speak about the soap, here is the problem i do wash my hands i have an italian mother, she has a habit filling the soap container, with a bunch of water it's diluted so i am not sure how clean my hands actually are. >> but that is the great thing because you never run out of soap. >> never, never. >> never run out of soap. >> you need that concentration of soap, lee, if you were governor would you wash your hands? >> yes, i break a little about. i am pro soap. i believe five words you need to use soap. to be polite, i would say start using soap now, please. five
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words i guess someone who needs to be shamed, dude you smell like. >> we gotta move on, a little shoutout to one of the greatest inventions of all time, soap on a rope, which i don't believe you can get anymore, if you are at home and know i can get soap on a rope, it was soap connected to a rope. can you choke yourself to death on it. all right. don't go away, we'll be right back. annika. i found the bomb. ok johann. there should be a blue wire and a yellow wire.
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>> greg: final thought, tom? >> i want every conservative in san francisco to come see me. >> greg: that is fantastic. you and i are doing a show in atlanta. we are doing a show in atlanta, june 17th. thanks to tommy. afternoon audience. [applause] >> trace: good evening and welcome to america's late news, "fox news @ night." @tracegallagher in los ang angeles. and breaking tonight, an unprecedented federal indictment against the former president. donald trump believe to 2034 gop prudential field by a significant margin has been indicted on federal charges related to the conspiracy of obstruction of justice and how he handled classified documents. we have team coverage tonight on the potential legal and political fallout. joining us onset here in los angeles, republican potential candidate larry elder,

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