a minute, can a guy who is in prison actually serve as president? so it is unchartered territory. >> neil: you are right, my friend. by the way, this happens, a whole new trial of the century, that could be the sequel to this one. i want to get you back to talk about it. gregg jarrett on there. so many possibilities here, there is no way about it. the beat goes on. we will be all over this 10:00 a.m. tomorrow on "caboodle live." here is "the five." ♪ ♪ >> jesse: hello, everybody. i'm jesse watters moment judge jeanine pirro, jessica tarlov, katie pavlich, and greg gutfeld. it is 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five." ♪ ♪ brand-new details as the federal indictment of donald trump gets unsealed. the former president getting hit with 37 charges in the classified documents case. trump eight also getting indicted. the fed say there are two instances of trump showing

classified material to people including a military plan of attack against an unnamed country. trump is accused of directing a aide to move documents out of a security room for an fbi subpoena. the doj also claiming trump suggested to his lawyer that they should hide or destroy the documents. the former president will appear in federal court tuesday in miami and is proclaiming his innocence. >> tremendous support. that was a hoax and a scam, and now they are doing it again. it is just a continuation. seven years. i'm an innocent man. i did nothing wrong. and we'll fight this out just like we have been fighting for seven years. it would be wonderful if we could devote our full time to making america great again. >> jesse: special counsel jack smith breaking his silence, but not taking questions on why he decided to indict trump. >> our nation's commitment to the rule of law sets an example for the world. we have one set of laws in this country, and they apply to everyone. it is very important for me to

note that the defendants in this case must be presumed innocent until proven guilty beyond a reasonable doubt in a court of law. >> jesse: joe biden saying that he doesn't know what the joe biden doj was doing. >> and president biden, have you spoken to attorney general merrick garland yet? >> are not spoken with him at all and i'm not going to speak with them, no comment on what happened. >> jesse: and then let it know mike liberal media has been popping the champagne since the news broke. speak with is sad and it is shocking, but it also makes me feel a bit relieved. >> line by line of this indictment lays calculation, deliberate. >> there is bad news. i have never seen anything hit donald trump this hard. >> the sound that you hear his silence, largely, from republicans in these moments. maybe they are reading this 50 page document.

>> the taped conversation isn't that a smoking gun? >> do they consider it part of a potential plea offer? something that would prescribe him from running for office again? >> jesse: judge jeanine pirro, you have been reading the indictment. how would you characterize it? >> jeanine: [sighs] i am so livid right now. i am furious. i have spent over three decades in a system that i believe in. i am a believer. but today, i am no longer a believer. what you've got is a weaponized department of justice, department of fbi and cia. we saw it from the time he came down that escalator. they started with the russia collusion hoax, and we know hillary clinton made it up. she even told a president, the durham report, she told biden and she told obama she was going to do it to get rid of her email

scandal. so what do they do? the fbi lied. they went to a fisa court judge, they lied three more times. they needed to get this guy. and then they violated fourth amendment rights of one american and spied on a presidential candidate, and we now know it was all a hoax started by hillary clinton. but that wasn't enough. then what we had is the fbi telling social media, you can expect that there is going to be russian disinformation in the form of a hunter biden laptop, and that is what the interfered with a presidential election for the second time. and 51 cia intelligence agents, so we've got the doj, fbi, cia, saying oh, this is russian disinformation. we know damn wel it wasn't russian disinformation. you're a loser prosecutor jack smith who has been slapped down by the united states supreme court, in one of his prosecutions, if i were a lawyer, i would give up my law license, i would be so embarrassed, hiding under a rock.

he is the one who prosecuted john edwards. he has a political agenda. and this is all over a presidential records act, which is a civil, civil suit, a civil issue, so what they do is they put out this narrative indictment, this is a story of wrongdoing, national defense, and let's put an espionage, tie it into the russia collusion, so people will say, oh, it could have been the russians. this is nonsense. and i want to know, how many documents were authored? how many documents were destroyed? zero, zero. but who destroyed 33,000 documents and she lied about over and over again? hillary clinton. she destroyed them. that was tampering with evidence. that was obstruction of justice. ended the doj, the fbi, they didn't give a damn. but now they care? what are they so afraid of? let him run for office and if he loses, that is the end of. hit a country that is akin to a third world country. this is a banana and public. when you indict one guy running

for president and the guy doing it is some old geezer who says, you know what? i don't know anything about it, the day, by the way, the day that we finally get under threat of contempt of the fbi, we get a 1023 from a credible fbi source, credible, $200,000 worth of credibility, the fbi paid him, saying joe took 5 million, hunter took 5 million from ukraine, and i'm not done yet. i will tell you something else. this whole thing with ukraine, why in the heck is everyone going to ukraine? why did we put billions and billions and billions of dollars into ukraine? what the heck is going on over there? randi weingarten going to check out education? and joe biden goes over there in january of 2018, and he says, if you don't get the prosecutor off that company where my son makes $80,000 a month, and if you don't get rid of him, i'm not going to give you the billion dollars that the united states promised you. well, joe, that's called pay to

play. it's an organized criminal enterprise that we have as a president and his family. they should be ashamed and every american should be ashamed of what happened today. >> jesse: well said. jessica, i assume you agree with most of that? [laughter] >> jessica: i was struck by a lot of what the judge just said. mostly the fact that she didn't address the documents that we were panning across the screen, that there were documents found in the bathroom, in the shower, in the ballroom, in his bedroom, in his office. that there were documents pertaining to our nuclear programs, pertaining to our weaknesses and our allies' weaknesses. what makes us vulnerable. clearly a national security risk. what has been proven time and time again when it comes to this particular case is that donald trump and all of his supporters have been lying to us about what happened. so first he went with everything

was declassified because he is magic and he can look at things and they become declassified. now he is on tape admitting the fact that he is showing people mark meadows' team when he is trying to do the book a document that was still classified and that he knows he doesn't have the power to declassify it anymore because he is no longer president. he said they were properly secured. i don't think a toilet is a skiff. maybe i am wrong. >> jesse: better than a corvette. >> jessica: here you go, misdirection. no, it's not, because in the b block we will talk about ukraine and then i can hear about viktor shokin all over again. also said he complied with everything. we know he flouted subpoenas. now we know he asked his lawyers to get rid of things. it seems, and yes, i am not a lawyer, but i am decently smart, i know some bureaus don't necessarily think that but i'm telling you and a few of my teachers would agree, that this seems like a pretty clear case of obstruction, and jonathan turley has been on our air all day talking about this and saying that these charges are the darlings of what they are

looking for because they are easy to prove, especially when you have pictures of them. >> jesse: so if hillary actually does get rid of things -- >> jessica: here we go. this is nothing to do with -- >> jeanine: it has everything -- >> jessica: no, doesn't. if you want to argue and talk about the difference between gross negligence and externally careless, and a lot of people will have that conversation. but today, you are looking at boxes of classified documents strewn across a public place, also transported to another location, even to the point, however the family member who texted, i won't be able to fit all of the boxes on the plane, whatever shall we do? come on -- >> jesse: katie, the judge did say these are presidential, personal records, which he has the sole authority to make personal, just as the bill clinton software a case proved and just as an obama judge ratified, that is the lawl situation, it is not criminal, s is all nothing. >> katie: well, and i will tell you why it does matter and it is not just deflection to

talk about hillary clinton and to talk about joe biden and hunter biden and the fact that classified documents that were taken by joe biden when he was a senator ended up in his garage where hunter biden, who has a lengthy shady record of engaging with people like, i don't know, hookers were all over his laptop, shady figures, spies, there is no question about whether he was possibly allowing them into the house when joe biden wasn't around, just sitting in the garage, not to mention he was making these foreign deals with shady figures who did not have the interests of the united states in mind, they had an interest of how they can bribe and make sure that their interests, whether for the chinese communist party or for ukraine to be changed in their favor. the fact is that hillary clinton had a digital box of an unclassified -- an unsecure server with classified information on it as the secretary of state after she left that office in her bathroom so you want to talk about how this is all bad, sure, you

should not mishandle classified information, but the double standard of justice in this country is becoming a serious problem, not for donald trump alone, but for everyday americans who are looking at their federal government and going, it is being weaponized against people who disagree with the left, and we have seen it over and over and over again, and the department of justice puts out this indictment. it looks bad. they always do at the beginning. and i'm a narrative completely falls apart once there is a response, days, weeks, months later, from trump and from the actual evidence that we see. we will see what happens on tuesday. we will see what happens with the trial. but when it comes to the credibility of doj because they have gone through this list of witch hunts as the president says for years, eight years of this, over and over again with different situations, they have no credibility left, so even if these things are true in the indictment, nobody is going to believe it, and that is a problem for american democracy. >> jessica: it was a grand jury verdict, though. you are acting as if -- randy mccabe, peter strzok,

george soros. they were a jury of his peers. >> jesse: it is just an indictment, it hasn't even gone to trial. >> jeanine: a grand jury is a peter jury of his peers? >> jessica: a grand jury -- >> jeanine: they have a jury where the hear both sides. >> jesse: mr. gutfeld? >> greg: yes, thank you. i think most people understand this isn't about breaking the law, it is about breaking trump beard even the charges are theatric. i mean, dozens of many indictments, you know, basically they chopped up a candy bar into little bite-size snacks. it is meant to exhaust and overwhelmed, not just trump, but his supporters, right? it is meant to psychologically flood the zone up to the election to keep trump persuasive abilities at bay, to keep trump's supporters occupied, to scare away donors, right, nobody is going to want to give money if they think he is going to go to jail. we know this whole classified document stuff is a murky place. it is like everybody knows that.

this is the choice to do this is definitely and only definitely a political one. the problem, though, with this exhaustion strategy, you think it wears people down, but when you look at trump's supporters and trump, it winds them up. i don't think the democrats or the media ever understood that concept or the bigger concept, which is always there problem, the concept of going too far. you know, they don't set limits, so you have no limits in criminal justice reform, where is that going? you have no limits on the woke gender nonsense, right, so when you come out against the surgical mutilation of children, they accuse you of the entrance phobic because they don't understand the limit, they don't understand, i'd say you want a border, you are zima phobic because they don't understand the limit, the persecution of trump but not the prosecution is based on the fact that they have no limit.

they don't understand. because they classified him as worse than hitler, you can do anything, so you have leaks, piled up charges, and overwhelming antipathy toward trump that is creating this relentless witch hunt, and you think trotting out this stuff is going to alienate him? no, it just feeds their energy. when you are taking their candidate off the stage, do you think they are just going to walk away from that? you are taking their choice of president? 75 million people know what you are doing. it is not about trump, it is about his voters. when you investigate joe biden, nobody cares about his voters. nobody does. we know why they voted for joe, they didn't like trump, but you go after trump, something different happens, you go after the people that support him. when you arrest you are rival, you think people think the election in 2020 was corrupt? you think they are going to buy the results of this? they are worsening a divide, right, they are pouring salt on

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♪ ♪ >> katie: we are getting brand-new details on the biden bribery scheme. house republicans during the fbi document alleging then vice president biden was paid $5 million by an executive with ukrainian natural gas firm burisma, which you may remember is the same company that his son

hunter biden had a board seat on. the president brushing it off but using his signature catchphrase. >> bribery allegation, they said their damning evidence, do you have a response to congressional republicans? >> where is the money? i'm joking. it's a bunch of mullarkey. >> katie: so, jesse, the money is in all of those shell companies that joe biden allegedly set up to basically money longer to many different biden family members. >> jesse: where is it? this guy is cocky. you have $10 million going to joe and hunter from burisma to. this allegation popped in 2017. that means the fbi had this allegation during the impeachment over ukraine!

donald trump fingered the biden family for this exact scheme and got impeached for it and the fbi knew it had legs the entire time. and then the election, they spiked the laptop and raided his house. everything is fair in the department of justice. how about this? the burisma guy is paying joe biden $5 million to want? to fire the prosecutor. which joe biden admitted on tape he fired. there you go. that is exactly what this impeachment hoax was all about. and then the guys says, but we are going to disguise it through shell companies so the money doesn't actually get seen going into joe's bank account. wait a second, it is exactly how the chinese set up the money. launder it through shell companies. it doesn't hit joe's bank account, it only hits nine other members of the biden families bank account, like his granddaughter, and his brother, and his corrupt son, so it does not matter if you don't pay joe

if you pick a whole family and the whole family pays for houses and cars and tuition. that is a bribe, and that is an impeachable offense, and the fact that you now have this allegation on tony bobulinski and the laptop and the comer records from one bank, remember there's ten banks left, who knows what they will find in the ten other banks, this thing is just getting started and that is why the republicans have to open up and impeachment inquiry to get to the bottom of this corruption. >> katie: so, greg, when joe biden continues to deny all of this, even though he was hunter biden's business partner, isn't he just insulting the intelligence of everyone who can goes it's obvious that he was benefiting from hunter biden's business dealings? >> greg: and it hurts hunter's feelings because he worked really hard on this stuff. the people in the media, they drooled over what they could get on the trump family business, but at least those businesses were real, even trump university sold the name, it was a licensing deal, but they produce profits in exchange for

services, trump hotels, whatever, really dates. the only product the biden family has is open crack bottles and outbreaks of chlamydia. not so much the biden family is a criminal family, because they are, it is because the media is so lethargic about this corruption. nothing trump -- there is nothing that goes close to this in the trump family, you wonder -- i have to have to say turnabout is fair play, the problem with weaponizing things that have to be fair to all people, your turn in the barrel will come. i am not that interested in locking up hunter or joe biden. they would lock up everyone of us if they could. so, let's go. let's effin' go, let's take them out and put them behind bars. dr. jill -- she is not a real doctor -- how long has she been practicing on patient but alas, telling them she is an actual

doctor? >> katie: jessica, the media is trying to spin this as if republicans are kind of making up a scandal about the biden family, democrats have also said that, but the obama white house and state department had serious concerns about the recent month corruption. in fact, the press office was asked about this and hunter biden's dealings, at the time, his connection to this firm, and yet joe biden continues to say he had nothing to do with it. the evidence shows to the contrary on a very basic level. >> jessica: so, i agree with elizabeth warren, who was the first person who was running for president in 2020, democrat, to come out and say that that arrangement, having our son working for a company like that, would not be acceptable and the ethics rules need to be revised, and i think we can all agree that that should be the case, it should be allowed, and joe should say that, but this isn't something that he would do ag again. but we have yesterday chad pergram, our own -- >> greg: our very own. >> jessica: that is what we are supposed to say, our very

own chad pergram, saying "our very own post what makes them the best, which he is, saying if source familiar with the document told fox news, to be clear, the document does not say joe biden received any payments. now, i know what you're going to say -- this is not -- chad, i'm sorry. your tenure has been great, but greg has disowned you. i understand when you are a mafia family, it is never written down, right, because they have a really rich granddaughter off of it, but republicans, like comer, chuck grassley, continue to go on tv and say they have a thing, have evidence of a thing they don't have. on the viktor shokin -- >> jesse: the family was bribed. >> jessica: joe biden -- no, you are not going to be able to put -- >> jesse: i will just bribe your husband and you do what i want you to do, that is how it works, jessica. >> jessica: what is great about the arguments, you can never be wrong but you can also never be right so we will just keep --

>> jesse: i just was right. >> katie: joe biden's role in this. as a former vice president -- >> jeanine: are you referring to the big guy? it's always been about joe biden. you have to wonder how a guy who has been in washington for 47 years, and a half a century, with nothing to speak of, has attained the highest levels of power in the united states, in some of the shady's business dealings that we have ever seen in the history of this country. in the most weaponized justice department and law enforcement agencies and intelligence agencies. i mean, i don't even need to go much past that, but what i will tell you is that the 1023 that came out saying joe biden was given five, his son was given five in ukraine, you know, that country where we keep giving billions, and raskin comes out, a democrat congressman, as if he knows everything, right, he comes out and he says, it was

likely to be disinformation. i mean, don't they have another playbook? it sounds like everything that the democrats don't like is this information, but bill barr, the attorney general of the united states, comes out and he says the information was checked out and was determined that it is not likely that it was disinformation. the exact opposite. and then it was to be continued in terms of the investigation, and bill barr doesn't understand why they haven't concluded that investigation. i will add my humble opinion, and that is that the very existence of any information relating to the bidens will be covered up. he is corrupt, and the amazing part of it is in this 1023 that came in in june of 2020, before the laptop, before bob belinsky, in that 1023, the fbi credible source says they talked about the big guy. so we hear from the big guy from

the same credible source that is corroborated in the laptop, corroborated by bobulinski, corroborated now by comer and the shell companies and the llcs and the 10 million, 20 million, et cetera. >> katie: yep, and biden denies it all. coming up, going for your guns. gavin newsom calling for a major crackdown on the second amendment. ♪ ♪ more shopping? you should watch your spending honey. i'm saving with liberty mutual, mom. they customize your car insurance so you only pay for what you need. check it out, you could save $700 dollars just by switching. ooooh, i'll look into that. let me put a reminder on my phone. save $700 dollars. pick up dad from airport? ohhhhhh. only pay for what you need. ♪ liberty. liberty. liberty. liberty. ♪

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we cannot let that happen. >> the 19th amendment to the constitution gave women the right to vote, it took 40 years or so. do you think the 20th amendment, if it is passed, will happen in your lifetime? >> i hope so. if you don't start, it will never happen. >> jeanine: all right, jessica, there is no denying that restricting the second amendment is very popular with democrat voters. is this his play to the white house? >> jessica: it definitely feels like a waiting in the wings moment, right? everyone is supporting joe, as it should be, but he is soaking up as much national attention as possible. it is also something that will not only energize voters, but something that a lot of people want. when you look at what he is going for, and we should note, it is very unlikely something like this could happen, needs 33 other states to do it, but talking about things that are popular with 90% of the population like stricter background checks are waiting periods, before you can get your guns, and i think that it is an

important conversation to be having and i think it is very smart and strategic, obviously, because when the governor to be doing it. >> jeanine: okay. you know, katie, i have a lot of friends in texas and in southern states where kids grow up with guns, but it is interesting that newsom is also thinking about raising the age of possessing a gun from 18 to 21. as if an 18-year-old isn't mature enough. especially if that kid grew up using guns. >> katie: they have also shot that down in the courts already where they have tried to raise the limit for 21 for both handguns and rifles. you can't do that constitutionally, you have to allow one of the other, just like you can't ban all concealed carry coming up to allow constitutional carrier or some type of concealed carry through a permanent process, you can't just ban it all. in terms of who he is talking to, it is just a political statement, it's not happening, it's a constitutional amendment, not something the president can do by himself, not to mention getting all of the states on board, and when i go to the

range, i am a minority, meaning is a white woman, i am a minority. the majority of people who are buying firearms in this country are minorities and women, and so, when it comes to the second amendment, they think it is a cut and dry 50/50 issue, it's not. you have millions new gun owners in the past ten years, they are not doing that because the government is taking care of them, they are doing it because crime rates in their cities are going through the roof and they feel like they are being left behind and allowing criminals to run the streets and they don't want to be victims, so i think he is talking to the wrong constituency and it is n just nt realistic at all. >> jeanine: it's interesting that california had more gun crime, more total violent crime, then florida and texas, where gun laws are less strict. i mean, when we get into the issue of, you know, acting like gun reform is the solution to violent crime. >> jesse: he is like the guy who wears too much cologne, and he thinks the cologne smells really good and everybody else is like, dude, you are wearing too much cologne.

>> katie: true. >> jesse: he is positioning himself to be mr. california. the rest of the country isn't in level california. california is crazy. he is trying to check every box on the liberal left to be their guide to run nationally. that is not going to play in swing states. that is not going to win you ohio, florida, north carolina, those moderate states that you need to win nationally. you look at california, judge, he is trying to own homelessness, drug addiction, crime, he is shutting down power plants, and now he wants to get rid of the second amendment? he is going to leave nationally so fast and run back to california to its safe arms where he belongs. he could have run for president ten years ago in california was doing okay. not anymore. >> jeanine: greg, according to the hero of just a survey only 77% arrested for firearms use

during their offense purchased the gun illegally. >> greg: exactly, i would like to introduce an amendment that limits the use of hair gel, can you imagine him? you have to pry it out of his cold dead hands. he is like the young relative that is hanging out in the hospice around gramps, just waiting for him to choke on his string peas. going to unplug the machines. >> jesse: need a pillow? >> greg: tripped and fell. it is pretty obvious what he is doing here. he is trying to get as much attention, like a child banging on p potts. he is also being roundly humiliated any time he opens his mouth because as you say everything is political, i want to arrest desantis, the reporter says okay come arrest desantis? no, that's hyperbole. you said it. this is now, guarantee you, this will be another thing that he will say, i didn't mean, it was

hyperbole. no one could take him seriously anymore because he doesn't even take himself seriously. >> jesse: and women hate that when you say "i didn't mean that." >> jessica: women really don't like gavin newsom appeared >> greg: that's true, absolutely right. >> jessica: have you seen gavin newsom? >> jesse: katie disagrees. >> jeanine: sean hannity will go one-on-one with gavin newsom in an interview on monday, 9:00 p.m. eastern. no topic is off-limits, so don't miss it. and "the fastest" is coming up next. ♪ ♪ get help reaching your goals with j.p. morgan wealth plan, a new tool in the chase mobile® app. use it to set and track your goals, big and small... and see how changes you make today... could help put them within reach. from your first big move to retiring poolside and the other goals along the way

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like telling someone you love them. >> thank you, phil, very much. thank you very much. >> i love you. thank you. if you are a telephone -- did he just say he loved me, dave? to hear philip say he loved me? i could swear he said i love you, did he just say that? >> jessica: a reporter ending an interview with "i love you" because he was texting his mom here has this happened to you? >> greg: who hasn't done this? it's hilarious. i was on the phone with the irs. >> jeanine: did you tell them you loved them? >> greg: i was texting my wife and i accidentally said "thanks for ruining my life." [laughter] it was clearly not meant for the irs. so, anyway, the big story is philip looks just like you, let's talk about jessica tarlov's missing twin. >> jessica: not missing. he is loving his mom. >> greg: there he is. that is you!

that is you after the tran transition. >> jeanine: oh, my god. >> jesse: take your glasses off. take your glasses off right now. [laughter] >> greg: oh, my god! why don't you -- never mind. >> jessica: i don't buy what? >> jeanine: don't even say it. >> katie: i know phil and i know his girlfriend, emily, talking to her about it, his family is loving this and i think it is a sweet, no matter how busy he is, even in the middle of an interview, he has time for his mom. >> greg: what are you texting your mom why they were doing an interview? fire this guy. >> jesse: my mom texts me. >> jessica: you text her back? >> jesse: i can't go i don't have enough time. more people should say "i love you." jeanine. >> jeanine: yes, do you love me? >> jesse: i love you. jessica. [laughter] >> jessica: mean. >> jesse: i love you, too.

greg, i really love you. >> jessica: i can tell. whatever color of my eyes? >> jesse: here is a debate: should a man ever know another man's eye color? greg new harold ford jr.'s eye color off the top of his head >> jeanine: they shine. they are beautiful. he changes that? >> jessica: no -- >> jeanine: what did you say? >> jessica: i didn't say he was wearing colored contacts. >> greg: he's got blue eyes. i got blue eyes. >> jeanine: can we get to the second topic? i like this one. >> jessica: okay come up next, a self-proclaimed liberal woman going viral after saying it is hard to find a match with a man who is not conservative. >> as a liberal woman, it is really hard to find a man who is willing to play a more traditional, masculine role in the relationship, who wants to pay on the first date, wants to open your door, who has not want and desire to take care of you and to provide.

who is not a conservative. >> jessica: preemptively calling b.s. on that. ryan, you are very masculine. judge, what you think about this? >> jeanine: i don't think a guy is masculine because he pays a tab or opens a door. it is from another lifetime. i think a lot of masculine men are conservative. [laughter] >> jessica: you love kevin costner, who is a liberal. >> greg: no, he's not. >> jeanine: he is not a liberal. >> jessica: he campaigned for pete buttigieg. >> jeanine: then he flipped. >> greg: the reason why there is a struggle to find masculine liberals to date is the liberal men are becoming women. so that's the problem. >> jessica: oh come all of them? >> greg: all of them. it is time for greg's massive generalization. alt liberal men are turning into women. >> jessica: conservative women, that is also a problem. conservative men cannot find

concert women because most women are liberal. >> jessica: because the republican policies are bad for women. judge? >> jeanine: oh, she got that one in! >> jesse: are you okay? >> jessica: am i okay? i feel great. >> jesse: i will leave you with a spear you did this. you turned men into women. you did this to us. you said we had to be emotional. you said we had to cry. you said we had to act like you. >> katie: that was your mom, jesse. >> jesse: and now you are complaining. you did this to yourself. >> jessica: i have a very masculine liberal husband. >> jeanine: yes, she does get >> jessica: thank you. "fan mail friday" is up next. ♪ ♪ meet the team... behind the team. the coach. the manager. and the snack dad. all using chase to keep up with their finances. the coach helps save goals here, because she saved for soccer camp there. anddd check this out... the manager deposited a check. magic. and the snack dad?

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chamber most of the time. >> greg: you can say what you want, i was just kidding. >> jessica: i don't really know, if you are cutting out the spouse thing, i think we would all say that. >> greg: cut it out, it is an easy thing to say. >> jeanine: here's the thing, for me, it was being elected d.a. it was a dream of my lifetime. but the luckiest -- but that was because of work and preparation and smart and all of that stuff. but the luckiest day of my life is when i was born in this country. >> greg: that the answer. jessica, you just got wasted by the judge. >> jeanine: we are going shopping later. >> katie: oh, that's fun. >> jessica: a lab diamond. >> greg: i want a blood diamond. >> katie: blood diamonds only. >> greg: i want people to suffer for my luxury. jesse, i'm joking. >> jesse: i was all most paralyzed when i throughout my my back. >> greg: really? >> jesse: i stared paralysis in the face, and i had a great surgeon, and i recovered, and

now i am back from a better than ever. >> greg: very lucky, very lucky indeed. america is unlucky because we would have preferred you to suffer. katie? >> katie: i would say luck is when preparation meets opportunity. >> jeanine: that's right. >> katie: if you are lucky it is probably because you do a good job repairing. >> greg: is not getting lucky, it is being lucky pits before katie's mom, what can go wrong, will go wrong twice. >> greg: had a good first grade teacher appeared she forced me to write. that was lucky because i did not grow that much after that. there was no athletic scholarships after that. >> jesse: now we are lucky because you know how to write. >> greg: exactly. i think we have all come full circle. >> jeanine: the world is lucky to have you. >> greg: and the viewers are lucky because we have "one more thing." ♪ ♪ the chase ink business premier card is made for people like sam who make...? ...everyday products... ...designed smarter.

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>> jesse: time now for one more thing. greg. >> greg: tonight what a show 11:00. dagen mcdowell. kevin o'leary, yes. jim florentine and kat. speaking of kat tomorrow night at 10:00 p.m. fox news saturday night this saturday at 10:00 p.m. eastern that's the new fox show that for cool people. so jesse, you won't be on it. >> real original name. i love the way they came up with that. >> new pit stop to national park fill up your car but not with gas. the cheez-it features a cheez-it snack into your car window. >> jesse: shoots a snack in your cooler. >> judge jeanine: plenty of collectibles. if you love cheez-its be sure to check it out asat. >> jesse: could going to be

shooting snacks into coolers. >> greg: i will be shooting snacks out of my butt. >> jesse: go home. >> katie: got back from nomed, france we took 33 world war ii veterans back to normandy for the 79th anniversary of d-day and honor and privilege of ache caregiver with andre who was an aviation engineer who brilt a ba lot of runways in guam. school, beaches of normandy, as if they are rock stars. they there they he had they are in the american item tear in normandy. an honor to experience thank you veterans for saving the world and spending time with the greatest generation was amazing. good job best defense. >> jessica: huge congratulations to my sister-in-law who got engaged on monday in teton national park.

her boyfriend now fiance, absolutely adore him. she was victorious over it. they are just wonderful people. that's her with clio who is very adorable thiessen that and aid d degree anna, john's daughters. >> jesse: have a great weekend. see you on monday. >> good evening, welcome to washington. i'm rich edson if for bret baier. first look at the federal charges facing former president trump. the government unsealed the 37-count indictment from a florida grand jury this afternoon. it alleges the president illegally kept hundreds of classified documents at his mar-a-lago home. earlier in the day mr. trump made some changes to his legal team. correspondent nate foy reports tonight from bedminster, new jersey. hi, nate. >> rich, good evening tonight former president trump is with

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