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>> here we go. >> smoke from canadian wildfires created hazy skies and unhealthy air quality in new york city this week. >> visability in time square was so bad, new yorkers had to you're ayn ate -- urine ate by field. >> according to climate activists, breathing the air in new york for 26 hours is like smoking six cigarettes or as my aunt edna calls it, wreck gas. >> -- breakfast. >> they even have stock photos for very old people that. >> why did you look at me? >> no, i was just thinking of -- >> i think that joe biden would be a great stock photo for that, you know what i mean? speaking of fire earlier this week, fire crews in new jersey completely contained two major forest fires that caused evacuations. >> the residents were heart broken when they were told they could return to their homes. [laughter] >> that's so funny.

>> pete davidson and peta are feuding after the group called him out for buying a puppy from a pet score. >> of course, they already hated him anyway because he slings a lot of meat. >> and you kids at home, it's best to know what that means. >> pat pitched on thursday which was just under two years of the day since he posted a tweet that said homosexuals will go to hell. >> he said i wasn't referring to gay people. >> i was actually referring to new york yankee fans. [laughter] >> in a new interview, arnold schwarzenegger said he believes that heaven is just a fantasy. >> he didn't elaborate if it was aed about fantasy like cone un the destroyer or a good fantasy like banging your maid. >> earlier this week, former new jersey governor chris kristi announced that he will be

running for president in 2024. >> yeah, in, it's good that he's running. [laughter] >> after the announcement, which was made at a campaign event in new hampshire, he got a five- minute standing ovation and that was just from the caterers. [laughter] >> earlierth week, former vp mike pence also announced his run for president so people who thought they heard the last from mike pence will have to wait for his announcement that he's dropping out. poor guy. >> last week, the california highway patrol got into a high speed chase with a toyota prius -- i know, who needs a punch line. >> unfortunately the prius got away because the police car got too far about ahead. [laughter] >> apple announces that the new iphone update will stop that auto correcting swear words which is good news for the millions of fox news who sent

texts to jesse waters. >> and finally, a bar in australia has apologized after offering free drinks based on bra size. >> apparently the promotion went south after a patron caused them to declare near bankruptcy. >> had to work! >>. [ cheering and applause ] >> most famous canadian besides you, kevin -- now on to some news -- they want to burn one at the stake while the other is barely awake. >> is biden' justice are system equal as his pants are mostly fecal? i know, disgusting; i feel the same way. >> i'm going to write a letter to the show. >> within the span of two hours, news erupted -- erupted. >> biden scored a $5 million ukrainian pay day. >> democrats say it's misleading because candy bars cost cost more there. >> even that one hurt me.

>> as you know, pay day is a candy bar. >> and fbi document reportedly details how an executive hunter oil paid the bribe which is how it explains how he's able to afford depend. >> this is how joe responded -- [ undiscernible ] >> where is the money? i'm joking. >> mr. president -- >> it's just a bunch of ma lark. >> yes, a bonne much of malarky. >> that's his way of showing he's hip with the kids. >> where is the money? maybe asked nine of his relatives who also asked for income. >> i feared i would end up in hunter's rectum. yeah. >> reporter: hannity and i fought over that joke. >> after that, biden news are,

trump gets indicted for the 1,000th time. >> they're calling it operation face the subject. >> he's facing seven federal charges of in a probe. >> a defied trump called it intellectual interference at the highest level. >> i wonder if he thinks our country going ooh hell. >> our country going ooh hell and they come after donald trump, weaponizing the justice department, weaponizing the fbi. >> we can't let this continue to go on, because it's ripping our country to sleds -- shreds. >> i want to agree but i don't want to be called a terrorist or get audited. >> how is trump the handling the news otherwise? >> with a -- round of golf pld., next time -- mr. president shoot me an invite the next time. >> one gets prosecuted for alleged allegations, and

potentially bribery. >> what does joe have to say? >> agh, come on! >> what is it today? oh -- all right. >> it doesn't matter what joe did, all right, because always remember, orange man bad. >> joe had done a little bad, and orange did a lot more bad. >> that's whether a you remember, 5 million here and 5 million there. >> give me a break. >> give me a break, break me off a piece of that ukraine cash. >> no, nodon't break me off -- what i'm saying is i didn't do any of that. >> hell, everybody knows what i did, but know me tweets. >> there's some process charges and some espionageee charges. what do you make of all this? >> well, i focus on biden

because if biden is kind of looks like he's sickened his justice department, his political rival, is it too much to ask that he actually then act like a tyrannical desperate if he's going to use the powers of his office to go after a political opponent? instead, we get this like smirking are, clumsy clone licker -- you think -- cone licker. >> you think after he ate all that ice cream, would you think that he looked like a refrigerator made of that you hadin. >> he needs to dawn like a putin -ian stance -- instead he's shuffling around like he's wearing bedroom shoes and you look at him and man needs some

fossomax. >> that's why he got elected. >> this is potentially even more devisive than anything he's done before. >> kevin, what do you make of this? >> so just to set the table, there's never been a president that's been indicted before, not twice, not once -- >> yeah. >> you have to murder someone to have this happen because presidents get passes, because it's not enough public interest to go back and chop the office to pieces. >> this is a different golf game. >> i absolutely love this stuff and it's better than football. >> my question, because i'm kind of a follow money guy, what does this do for fundraising? 20 years ago, it would really matter when wall street does. >> they would come off to boston and new york, and say, look, you've got to get me some extra dollars from your firm, and they have made sure they gave the same amounts of -- and then your investors call and say, are you supporting one party or the other?

no, i'm right down the middle. >> it doesn't matter anymore. >> most of the money is raised online 20 bucks at a time so my thinking on this, just, you know in the debate we're having this morning about it, this is going to motivate people so much -- i don't care whether you're on the biden, you know, potential you subpoena deal or you're trump getting your 15th indictment, or whatever it is -- i stopped counting -- this gets people really motivated. >> yeah. >> so i bet you the cash is coming in like crazy and wall street doesn't matter anymore, because the wall street guys, the ones i talked ooh this morning are saying, wow what, treason? what? not so easy to work with. >> i think you're right. >> i think they were to exhaust trump supporters, jim, but i think they've actually reenergized them because it fulfills everything trump says about being persecuted, being a target, right? >> yeah, absolutely. >> i mean, look, it's just a coincidence, i think, that they both came down on the same day, as long as they announced the

bribery stuff, all of a sudden, they announced the trump stuff two hours later. >> it's just a weird coincidence. >> right. >> but you've got on think about biden with the bribery and with trump and this did work -- like desantis is thinking, i've got to go rob a bank so my poll numbers go off. >> do you realize in 2024, both guys could be wearing ankle bracelets. >> yes, it could possibly happen. >> it's possible. [laughter] >> the guy with the most indictments wins -- i mean, it could be that way. >> how many indictments does it take to win? >> exactly. >> not sure. >> trump is in the lead right now but biden could become -- could be coming up soon. >> exactly. >> i think we've redah find the presidential -- redefined the presidential candidates. >> trump is way ahead in the polls inn indictments but you never know, biden could -- >> he could pull it out.

>> hunter could -- >> yes. >> he's never pulled out once -- [laughter] >> i'm sorry about that. >> yeah, we have women here, disgusting. >> so, kat, you know, the -- the democrats last week democrats were saying if nothing -- the debt creel can, they will be there will be violence in the streets, but then they do stuff like this, which is like actually could really inflame a bunch of voters, because really when they're going after trump, they're going after the voters. >> he's just kind of a proxy in a way. >> well, i mean, they're going after trump and i also think when things have changed in terms of like indictments and so, everything has changed, right. >> the espionage act charges -- i think the espionage act is bad and it has been historically be used to stifle the scent in this country and we're now at a point

where republicans going to like me for saying that, which i did not see coming -- whenever i many than sent it out, you're a traitor, go to hell, you bitch and stuff like that -- >> that was from red bear -- >> right, right. >> no, he's pulled now and he had me on once and i've done so well that i'm sure i'll be guest hosting, but all the rules that are supposed to exist don't anymore and i think at this point, a lot of people probably have corruption and scandal fatigue, because it is just like dueling scandals and it's usually not the same day but that was a wild ride. >> i think they are hoping to exhaust the maga but it's impossible because it's actually they're mistaking gasoline for exhaustion. >> they're just filling the tank. >> the more you go after trump, the more he gets energy. >> we have the atlanta voting stuff -- >> right. >> and by then, it's not even going to be news.

>> right. >> everybody has forgotten that trump got impeached and that's old boring news. >> yes. >> but i think indictments -- more indictments -- okay, it's very, very wrd why do you think there are so many republican candidates running for the nomination? some of them clearly -- they're all trying to be good guys and gals, but some of them are clearly thinking trump is not going to be on the field. >> why else would they be jumping in. >> chris kristi, please. >> and when he jumps in -- when he jumps in, oh, man -- >> tether ball! >>. >> all right. >> i've got to go. >> up next, they could give a hoot if thieves want to lawsuit. s good and bad bacteria. and when you get off balance, you may feel it. the bloating, the gas - but align helps me trust my gut again. plus, its recommended by doctors nearly 2x more than any other probiotic brand.

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bummer but this new bill is a bummer. >> california thinks it's further -- to legalize crime. >> would it stop retail workers from confronting shoplifters. >> park rangers say to prevent a -- prevent bear attacks, lather yourself in honey. >> signed into law, the legislation would make it illegal for companies to compel clerks to stop thieves because if anyone deserves to go stew to jail, it's the one that deserves jail. >> of course, it's democrats behind the bill but on the bright side, it's still not as bad as their idea of castrate -- castrating other people's children. >> in theory, it prevents potential violent encounters with thugs, but will it keep them safe from losing their jocks when the stores shut down because of all the crazy, brazen theft? but this isn't really about the safety of employees; it's about fear of being sued by criminals or being demonized by the media and if they really wanted to

keep employees safe, they'd offer them a transfer to florida. >> the california retailers association slams the bill, saying it opens the doors to allow people to walk into stores, steal and walk out. >> true. >> what's next? making it legal for women to fight off rapists? it makes you wonder why is this bill needed in the first place? i can't even get most retail workers to give me receipts, let alone stop me when i'm stealing. >> certainly the choice to con from the the thieves should be left to the employees' discretion, although after the lulu dee every debacle, they'd rather tie the employees -- employee's hands and the worst thing is that the thieves won't even be charged for the paper bags they're use willing. >> they even have a -- >> they viens a theme song. >> don't stop believing, we're not going to steal --

[ indiscernible ] ♪ >> oh -- all right. >> kevin, is california doomed? don't you even do business in california? >> no. >> uninvestible. >> it is the worst, managed state in the union and let's just pick san francisco, it's the worst managed city in the worst managed state. >> it's turned into an absolute war zone, snow proposed idea -- this is so stupid, because it tells you please come and rip me off, which we've been talking about, but here what is it looks like in terms of business. >> let's see you're running a drugstore and you make 15% free tax. >> and normally, theft is around 2% and that's built into your numbers. >> the shrinkage in san francisco is all the way to 12%, even toothpaste, even garbage gets stolen out of those stores, and so now, at the end of the

day, you can't make money anymore, so they're they're closing drug stores. >> you can't walk around at night in san francisco or you get executed. >> they can't attract -- attract anybody to actually invest, let alone come into a conference. >> who wants to go and die? >> yeah. >> it's so bad and then this -- this is sheer 100% stupidity, 100%. >> that's a good promotional thing for sf, come here and die -- [laughter] >>. >> they'd be like the -- what is it, denmark, the euthanasia capital of the united states -- they could have a little statue of kevorkian. >> i have a solution, kat, but as a libertarian, i know you're going to hate saturday night great. >> let's bring it up. >> all right. >> let's say you have an outstanding charge for theft or whatever, why not make it transparent to the shop keeper? maybe it's a facial recognition, but if the government -- which is why i think you'll agree with

me -- if the government going to release predators back into your world, aren't they obligated to tell us that? shouldn't there be a way that people -- if you're not going to stop them, stop them from coming in. >> no barks then they'd have to scan everybody's faces to know which one was the criminal and so for that reason, i'm out, right? [laughter] >> you've got to come to shark tank. >> i would love to. >> she couldn't invest -- >> i don't have -- yeah, i don't have any property or money or -- >>. [laughter] >> you just wait, though, i'm going to be a star. >> yes. >> so obviously, the employees of these places probably don't want to confront these people and i completely understand why they wouldn't want to because, you know, when you're making $15.50 cents which is actually more than i made when i lived in california and was in a helicopter doing traffic reporting and you don't want to put your life on the line for that. >> right. >> but what are businesses supposed to do exactly?

>> yeah. >> especially because it's so expensive to open a business in there in the first place with the regulations, the taxation and then you add all the merchandise being stoleen on top of that? nobody going to do it. >> yeah, i think the stores are basically saying to amazon, we're done -- take over. >> yeah. >> jim, you look like somebody that has actually chased, tackled and beaten someone? >> no, but with when i was a kid, i got caught shoplifting. >> the cops interviewed me, and my parents had to come and get me and it was a guitar and i never did it again. >> there was a tremendous amount of shame and no kid went to jail but the parents, the cop, you felt so small -- plus, you know, stealing panty hose is weird -- >> well, they fit. >> yeah. [laughter] >> let me get this straight. >> so the only person that might get arrested during a shoplifting spray is the person trying stop it. >> right. >> which is weird, you know -- like in san francisco, the only danger of shoplifting there is

going in a store and tripping over a homeless person. >> i just to want move to california and new york these stores and i'll just shoplift, and if i get caught, i would say, look, i tried to stop myself but i didn't to want get in trouble. >> that is actually -- that's a brilliant idea for somebody applying for a job who is just going to do it just to steal and if you get caught, it doesn't matter, and you could probably, every day, steal more than you would make in a year, and then you just move on and do it again, because i'm sure that -- it's against the law to even divulge that you have a shoplifting pass -- you're a genius. >> and it's a misdemeanor under $950 in california and they don't ever prosecute those cases. >> you can steal $100 worth of merchandise, and you sell on it e-bay or craig's list and degan,

are we seeing the death of brick and mortar. >> and the death of california, if it wasn't already happening before because these lawmakers want to make the employees safer, but they pass, or trying to pass a law that invites more criminals into the stores, some more criminals make the employees safer, i lived in california for a year, and i always felt a lot of the people there were kind of dumb -- >> yeah. >> but i kind of -- i also blamed the sunshine and the weed and staring at all the jiggle everywhere, and now it's clear the stupidity is contagious. >> uh-hmm. >> it's spreading like a disease and if that doesn't force people to move the hell out -- i'd even move to new york city over that hell hole. >> ya'll, it's true; it's true. >> it's weird, and you cannot have pride in the place you work, because it doesn't matter who pays and who doesn't. >> might as well work at the

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chris wallace got his start. >> and sometimes parents even show up at workplace is to demand raises for their kids and mediate con conferences. >> i hope some of those kids give their parents some of their money for their efforts. >> and somehow these 20 some things don't instantly dead from embarrassment. >> experts, what would we do without them say the shifting attitudes is due to the pandemic which causes a lot of people to move back in with mom and dad so what is the solution? well, you really want your parents involved in your parents' decisions? get a job where your parents work. [ applause ] >> so, jim, you have kids -- or a kid, right? >> right? are you still allowed to see them? >> charges are still pending. >> yes. >> what would it look like -- would you take your kid do a job

interview? i mean, when they're younger and you say he's about six and he's getting his first job, i can see that. >> no, when i was 16, me and my mom went to the same job interview and they needed a lot of help and i was going to work as a stock boy and she was going to work the floors and we went in together -- true story -- it was awkward. >> i've been in the stock room sleeping examine she would say i'm going to tell your boss and i would say, you're not my boss. >> ask but i remember -- how much do you like wolko, i hate it. >> i don't want to be here; i don't want to work here. >> i'm only here because you're making me get a job. >> what about when i bring you here? >> you'll be buying me school supplies. >> i hate this place. >> we both got the job, too, but it was awkward. >> yeah, i bet it was awkward. >> me and my mom -- >> i feel like in therapy with you. >> i was. >> cause they would find me

sleeping in the stock rooms. >> you've got to go out here there and work and i would say, shut up, you're not my mommy here. >> we're out of time. >> next time, same -- >> yeah,. >> do those exercises i tomorrow you -- told you to do. >> kat. >> hey -- >> did your parents ever get involved in any of your job things. what did you make of this little trend? >> it's unimaginable to me. >> my parents would never -- i never got my parents involved and my parents would never want to be involved ever. and i would work in restaurants and they'd come visit me and hey, how are you, i let's order this food but what is wrong with the kids, too, that they're just allowing this to happen? for me, if i was going to a job interview examine my parent was with me, i would just stop -- and my parent was with me, i with just stop walking. >> you know you're not going to get the job, and my feet aren't rn going ooh move anymore. >> it's kind of like, you don't

want your parents chaperoning you on a date, and yet, you've -- i mean, that's embarrassing. >> if you have to go to the mall to get school clothes, and you walk ahead or away from your mom so people wouldn't see -- >> too old for malls. >> the biggest fights between me and my mom ever always happened at kohl's. >> yeah, kohl's brings out the worse. >> the worst in people. >> it's because of the dollars -- the kohl's cash -- >> oh, yeah. >> i know. >> i'm a man of the people. [laughter] >> i actually had this happen with an employee. >> a girl started working on the team, and two weeks in said, my mom says i'm not getting enough praise and accolades as another person 2349 same job who had been there for years. >> two weeks later, she called every calls in one morning and says, i'm not coming to work because i'm just not getting the

attention and accolades that i deserve and could you hear her mother in the background so i would like to speak to that girl's mother right now, i hope in you joy living with your completely useless pain in the ass daughter, who you created from day one, and her four kids by three different men, and her current -- >> and her current boyfriend who i'm sure has sold your humel figures to play the slots at mow higg un -- mohigan -- go check your car. >> i'm sure that's gone. >> kevin, i was going to ask you how you might react. >> people forget the pandemic, but we were totally locked down, so if you're a company that sells con sooner zbs and services, the only way could you sell it, because are amazon shut down for were are essential

services. >> so most companies tried to hire 20-year-olds that understood social media. >> how to do tick-tock, how to do instagram ads and how to do twitter and most people don't know that their camera on the laptop is really wide -- it's a wide shot, so there's mom passing notes in there -- in the interview and you could see hush shadow in the wall, tell them this and tell them that, i'd just say, mom get out of here. >> are you going to do the social media we're hiring the kid? we used to hire those guys for like $19,000 -- >> uh-hmm. >> now they're $250 if they know what they're doing. >> if you're really good at social media, that's when it started, but i met a lot of moms in those days because i have nothinging to do -- nothing to do either. >> were they taught? [laughter] >> well, a lot of people weren't

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>> no, not really but we had a family of seven so my mom -- we had this plastic fruit -- i remember and she would throw it at us. >> she would always get us and then my father would never come upstairs. >> if he came upstairs if we were up there, we knew we were in trouble. >> he didn't want to go up there so if you heard him coming up the stairs, we knew it was going to be bad. >> did you erhave him take out his belt. >> i was like five or sib may be six and i went down a his bedroom and i bit his big toe as hard as i could -- i don't know why to this day, and he chased meander the house like 3:00 in the morning. >> still i don't know why i did it. >> that's the best sort of big toes sticking out -- >> that's why -- it was just there. >> yeah, but why did i go

downstairs into his room? >> that's sleep walking, baby. >> yeah, you can't blame that on ambien. >>y don't like companies that make belts ever advertise like, you know, this is also -- >> this belt has metal studs? >> yes, exactly. >> keeps your pants up and keeps your kid in line. >> well, did you -- was it called corporal punishment. >> i used to punish myself so my mother would always know that i'd done something wrong because i would be sitting in the corner in this little chair and she --. >> did you get a discount whenever you did that. >> no, but my grandmother would make us go and pick our own switch -- >> ooh. >> in the backyard if we'd done something bad and it was just the exercise of going to pick it, and if you came back like a little twig, then you were in real trouble because you werework a smart ass.

>> speak can of little twig -- you're always in trouble. >> yes, for nothing. >> i would get grounded for the dumbest reasons and i didn't deserving it. >> like what? >> when i was 15, my boyfriend got his tongue pierce and they grounded me -- pierced and they grounded me for two weeks because i had the judgment to date that -- >> i don't know. >> ask him -- >> i'm not. >> i don't have any interest in going to the nearest cemetery and finding out where he's buried. >> no, only two of them are dead [laughter] >> how long ago was that? >> i mean, i guess, 20 years ago -- >> what happens to a stud in your tongue after 20 years? >> i don't know. >> i mean, we broke up; that was part of the deal. >> actually, i was still asleep. >> i had woken up to have them tell me that they had already called his house and broken up with him on my behalf, and that i was not allowed to leave the

house, use the phone or the internet or the tv for two weeks. >> that was easy when i got grounded. >> because of somebody else's piercing! >>. >> yes. >> i'm over it. >> i hope you're over it. >> here is a more serious question. >> if you had a chance to have a heart to heart with joe biden, what would you say to him? kat? >> my turn again? >> yeah, because would you laugh. >> i feel like what can you say? i don't know how sure -- whether a does he process? i think i'd probably be like, are you okay? >> yeah. >> do you want to go home? [laughter] >> you can tell -- oh, jokes on him. >> very little is my hair. >> what about you, mr. florentine? >> change your diaper -- something smells. [laughter] >> that's the opportunity to talk to the president. >> he probably would be like talk to him because whatever he's doing now, personally, he doesn't know where he is, and he

would be a pretty cool guy, like he's really not himself up there pushing all his bs. >> he's probably like a guy's guy, just probably have a scotch and talking about funny stories and inappropriate jokes. >> i think that's also fake. >> i think he pretends he's a regular joe. >> he's not a regular joe -- >> yeah, but remember he used to say all that stupid stuff. >> you go to 7-11 and you can't get many a guy who speaks english. >> yeah. >> and they told him, shut updon't say that stuff. >> yes, and that was the good part about him. >> whether that's i started liking the guy. >> what would you say? >> go away. >> so far no, practical advice, not even from you? >> i have no practical advice. >> look at me. [laughter] >> all right. >> have you met him before? >> yes. >> when he was vp. >> i would ask him a serious question, if you're really going to run again, are you really

going to keep harris as your vp because with no disrespect your age puts in you a place in a second term where there is a chance that the vp becomes the president -- and i don't think it's a good idea to put her on that ticket. >> she's very unpop flur her own party. >> you've got to remember when she ran for president, she was the first off out of the race. >> go like her in california and they don't like her in a lot of places and i'm just telling the truth here. >> yes. >> if he wants to have a shot at it, here i'm giving him advice -- we're sitting down and talking and having some white wine. >> what i'm talking about is swap out the bottom of the particular ♪ i think that's excellent advice. >> see, see -- you've seen that segment. [laughter] >> all right, up nextdon't have the balls to quit on your own, get someone else to pick up the phone. [applause] >> still fresh! mmm, still fresh!

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>> workers in japan are paying agencies to quit their jobs on their behalf because they're too embarrassed or guilty guilty to face their bosses and by these people i mean these japanese men in their 20s.

>> that's the kind of nature -- let the guy gin or these dirty americans. >> if you let me quit for you, you're never getting a job anywhere in the entire country ever again. >> that's a fun job. >> [applause] >> yeah, i know -- i'm just quitting right now. >> i'm going do start an agencies doing this in japan. >> i would love it because i'm coming in hard and fast -- i'm disrobing -- bodily functions on top of a desk -- >> there you go -- >> that -- wait a minute, that's what i do on the weekends -- >> all right, kevin, how would you react if a third party came to you, probably would be relief, right? >> what what i like about this, the first question you're going to ask, have you ever used an agency to quit from another job you had; yes or no and if the answer is yes, let me fire you before i hire you. >> yes. >> that would be the way to do it. [ applause ]

>> then if you -- have you ever had any hesitancy about quiting a job. >> no, that's the best part about it is telling your boss what an a-hole has he is in front of the office. >> that's the best part about quitting. >> you take couple of coworkers that you hate, too, and jeff stealing food from the panty -- pantry and stacey having an affair, and if i ever break up with my girlfriend, i'm going to hire this company, and have them do it for me. >> did you quit your department store job that you worked with your mom. >> i probably can't remember -- i must have. >> what's the best way to quit? >> you just do it and after you say, are you mad mad at me? [laughter] >> rights that right, cause then -- i don't know. >> it might be better, because -- i don't know. >> to do this, like you said, then you wouldn't know who can

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