the end of the world because our life is in and that's all that matters. my god, i got teared up watching these girls. they are so on the field, off the field, so proud of them. so when two or more are gathered in his name, well, he's in their midst. >> there it was. that's it for us tonight. gutfeld does next >> greg: wow, yeah. [cheering] >> greg: happy. happy monday, everybody. hope you had a great weekend. i did. i would show you pictures, but you'd throw up. tonight's topic, proper. for a leftist party, the dems

love taking your stuff. they let cities burn and businesses close and demand reparations. the california would require it a crime for employees to stop shoplifters. it is a law that enables criminals while handcuffing their victims. i don't mind the handcuffing if there is roleplaying involved, but not at your job, if you're trying to do your job. i learned that at my job with larry kudlow, he went home with the key. hard to put those pants on. as an employee, you have to take it as people ransack your workplace. when does this stop? car dealerships or tiffany's, why is it stuff you can afford? how far is too far? two cell mates, one in for rape and the other in for stopping

rape. to a da, they are interchangeable. if you are at work, you probably like where you work, even if you are judge jeanine's assistant. you might own it, it is demoralizing, meant to be demoralizing. stop passing judgement on criminals. stop telling rioters to stop rioting is like telling them to stop i think issing christmas carols. how are you? it is just merch. it is all the same universe, it is how invested you are in that stuff. you're being told not to care, ultimately excusing theft reduces respect everyone has for private property.

why stealing a candy bar when you were a kid meant going to the police station and having your parents pick you up so you never forget the shame began. that is telling shoplifters, they can only steal $900 a pop and we feel the shame and pushing incentive in the opposite direction. the left has a problem with limits, debt limits, term limits, speed limits. having no limits means criminal justice reform became a criminal protection plan. want to stop carjacking, don't go after the car dltsjackers, go after the cars. they thought writing kia on it was deterrent enough. apparently not. why stop there? was your home too easy to break

into? defending your home, you are the criminal while applauding your arrest, they will, they know no limits. except when people disagree with them and they limit your speech or right to run your business your way. it appears women-only spas, where women are naked, may be forced to accept men who say they are women, but still have their penises. it is literally a -- move. yeah. you don't want to see a pair of test cals while having a hot stone massage? that is on you, the law says you don't own your business, we do. and charging parents for misgendering their own children. children aren't proper, but they are your children, that is why you say these are my kids. unless your baby mama is a

stripper and your dad is joe biden, i've never met those children and the children are not mine. they can come for your kids, too. your family, like your business, is my business, about separating you and from is yours, property, family, your own story, even right to self-defense. they will take your guns, they won't keep you safe. i'm not a conspiracy theorist, i don't have to be. like a parade full of fat guys twerking in front of kids, they are not trying that before. i never see this on martha's vineyard. tonight's guest. typewriter or cutting his toenails in public again? walter kerr. her smile is bright, brook

goldstein, human rights lawyer. he loves performing in prisons because the crowd can't leave, comedian joe divito. she's like linoleum, tough, flexible and often found on bathroom floors, kat timpf. it's hot in here. walter, you like great. >> i've been homeless in las vegas for a while, i'm so tan. >> greg: you have a golden george hamilton vibe going right now. they put baby powder on me, it is actually worse than this. >> greg: what do you make of my premise, am i weaving too many topics together or do you feel like there is something here about relinquishing control? >> relinquishing privacy. take things in order.

shoplifting law. like most insane california law, this does not go far enough, it is just short of ridiculous so people will accept it. instead of being prevented from stopping shoplifters, i think people should be required to help shoplifters. if you see a shoplifter having trouble with a 98-inch color tv, you bring a trolley over and you say, listen, i get off in half an hour, i have a truck, if you need that to get it home. but -- >> greg: good point, you are facilitating the theft, reduction in time sment in the store, you are being helpful. >> if idea is to prevent violence, being helpful will keep things peaceful.

i feel sorry for clerks who can't afford the things shoplifters are stealing like, hey, man, i've been saving up, that is why i have this job and you are taking it out the door. they used to have to hide and wear raincoatses, now you can pull up your cart and say, i'm getting the bounty paper towels, they are on sale. no, i'm getting full priced one, i'm stealing them. now shoplifters do not buy in bulk, they steal them and raincoat industry is not necessary for flashing anymore, either. as is true of your second story, you can walk into a women's only spa. i'm from the midwest, i'm not comfortable seeing penises, even as a man. i can only imagine how the women

feel. >> greg: yes, they are not elegant extremities by any means. nothing there goes together. it is a comical collection of odd features. >> see, greg, when i was a kid -- [laughter] -- i've never even seen my mother naked and she's passed away now. >> greg: thank god, i consider that lucky. >> so i never will. what i was going to say, i was a kid in the midwest. if you wanted to see a naked woman's body, you had to buy x-ray specks. then you had prayer of seeing faint outline of a woman's naked body. now there is no market, you walk into the spa. >> greg: it killed another industry. i've got to move on, dieing to

hear more. brooke, walter is touching on the massage place. isn't it interesting how misogynistic women can be about other women? a dude indulging perversion, go in there with his aroused memorabilia -- i'm not a doctor, you know where i'm going, does it strike you as anti-woman? >> very much, this court ruling is a huge problem, an example of legal war fare, where the courts are being used to violate basic civil rights of women to privacy and safety. we've seen this in the remember sports industry, the games we've made with women's rights movement have been in a second rolled back where women are being marginalized and being forced to compete with men. i want to be very clear.

there is no civil right for a man, no matter how he identifies, to expose himself to a woman in a private place, absolutely none. women have civil rights to safety and protection and i think this judge who ruled antidiscrimination laws should be interpreted to violate women's rights should be sent back to law school. this is a huge threat. biggest problem is enforcement and you learn there is a law that cannot be properly enforced, it is a bad law. how do you know which men are self-identifying or whatever, this can be taken advantage of. i disagree on the other california law and i never disagreed with you, greg. historic first. i have no problem with the bill, it doesn't prohibit employees

from stopping theft, it prohibits the employer from requiring. should not force an employee to be involved in security, that is security personnel. insanity in california has led companies like nordstrom and whole foods to close. this has to be taken care of. >> greg: joe, i think i know where you are going to go, you want to talk about the massage place. this are korean run. can you imagine poor korean women thchl is america? what is going on? maybe it was canada or seattle? >> close enough. i agree with brooke, it is unfair women can waltz into a women's spa and i have to maintain my distance per a courts order. that is unfair.

price everything at $99.99, they can't come in and take it. remember the rooftop koreans, they they would call them white supremacy, rooftop koreans defended businesses and got 15s and went to their roofs. you don't mess around, it is the fool around and find out and we need to bring that back. we need laws where you can hire people to beat the crap out of shoplifters in your store and that would cut down on shoplifters. look at lululemon. come tell your friends, steal while i'm at work and we'll split it. >> greg: do lulu looting and tell them to comer hoo. you can take so much lululemon stuff, it

is so fine and thin. >> kat: true, easy to steal leggings, if you try, put them under what you are wearing and walk out. >> greg: i used to do that, go in the dressing room and leave with clothes on. >> kat: okay. yeah, i agree with you, you can't have your employer forcing you to stop in a dangerous situation and lose your job for it. you have to do something temperature is perfectly in line with the view of collective property and as opposed to private property rights where we're individuals and own our own stuff. it is not surprising, they need to do something about it, i think, i'd rather not talk about the penises again. amount of time i talk about -- is just too much. >> greg: kat, that is called

equity. >> greg: you will hate all penis wednesday. and thursday and friday and boner week. >> kat: i thought working at cable news would be les genitalia talk. >> greg: boner week, how dangerous they are. boners get a bad wrap, summertime, they come out, people taking pictures. anyway. up next, scientists sneaky in the lab that was leaky. >> if ulyoo be in new york and would like tickets to see gutfeld go to fox news.comand click on gutfeld to join the studio audience.

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>> w >> greg: where doctors and generals in cahoots, joining for sinister pursuits and the wuhan lab? investigation for the u.k. sunday times comes out once a week, reveals what went on inside the wuhan lab before the covid pandemic. rule out yachtzee. scientists and chinese military working together to create a new mutant virus in pursuit of biological weapons. here is a picture of the mutant virus. oh, i kid thee spotlight chaser. there are details how scientists discovered new deadly viruses years before the pandemic, right after hunter biden visited.

thank you. scientists kept it quiet and the shadow project was funded by the chinese military. adorable albieny mice were experimented on, here's a picture. i'm sorry, that is not albieny issue but close. in 2019, two scientists died from covid-19, what a coincidence. they kept their lunch in the fridge. if only a song that could tell the tale even better. ♪ the truth is coming out, it came from a lab and there is no doubt. so tell me now, what should i do. they all know we created wuhan flu.

i've been making on a world like you to come and ruin your life. i've been linking on a world like you, a virus contrived. yeah, making. >> greg: yes! [cheering] >> greg: nothing better than that, brooke, except your opinion on this matter. do you think china will pay for this? are we involved? is that why? everybody is guilty. >> it is so astounding to me, three years later with the death and destruction and everything we went through, we aren't an inch closer to understanding what happened and the only good news is select subcommittee hearing that just happened that was meant to investigate the origins of covid and there was

testimony that showed how china destroyed samples, hid records, imprisoned journalists, prevented scientists from saying or writing anything on the pandemic without approval, actively spread information and so on. what i find more shameful is the main-stream media, western main-stream media complicity is spreading disinformation and our government's own actions when it came to intimidating doctors, threatening they would lose government grants if they did not engage in scientific debate and why it is so important, this is not a game, we're not trying to find out for the sake of finding out. it is so critical to know the origins of covid, we want to prevent this from happening began. >> greg: or to do it again, fun, met a lot of interesting people. maybe it is a lot of work to

find out who did it, let's not do it. i get that is the feeling, this is like take years, forget about it. >> kat: i don't think so, china did it. china covered it up. everybody knows it. we don't want to officially find out, that would be inconvenient and have consequences. like a trophy wife who pretends she doesn't know her billionaire husband is -- i saw texts from the housekeeper, last night was so hot, they are probably talking about the bat soup they are making. then they have to do something about it, we don't want to do that. >> greg: we don't want to do that, joe. do you think anybody will be arrested? if you went out and accidentally hit somebody in the street and they hit their head, you would

go to jail. >> joe: the virus escaped from the wuhan lab and we are supposed to act surprised, enjoy bat soup, stay away from the albino mouse appetizer. you see it with randi weingarten trying to say we wanted everybody back, i don't know how it happened. >> greg: her life is so bad, she's going to ukraine for some rest. not joking. she's over there. walter, you are a journalist, would you read this report? i read the report by ridley, it is pretty good andin pos to that. what do you think? >> i will be honest and not be

funny. i knew this three years ago. i think a lot of people knew this three years ago, not details of the cooperation between the u.s. and virlogical researchers and the chinese. but we knew it escaped from a lab and the lab received funding from us and the reason we haven't gotten the truth, the biggest companies in the world made more money off this thing than ever in history and the amazon delivery service alone, door dash delivery service alone don't want us thinking about covid, this was biggest profit opportunity for the biggest companies in the world and no one at this point has much incentive to keep a secret anymore because the money has been made. the world changed. this is like your wife says, i think you are having an affair,

and you go, no, no, i haven't. you have sex and give her vd. and then afterward she says, you gave me vd, you did have an affair. and you say, yeah, i did, but what you going to do about it. >> greg: you are right. we were gaslit and get consequences. too late now. i'm glad we are able to use an analogy that involved venerral disease. it is important topic. go to my page, greg, on veneral disease. i have sketches and photographs. i got to go, joe. >> joe: there is something in the virus called cleavage site. i heard cleavage, i got excited.

it doesn't occur in nature, everybody knew it was manufactured virus. >> greg: we don't care. democrats demand a debater they can't understand.

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[cheering] >> greg: thank you. his babel untranslatable, he remains undebatable. dems are hating old joe won't be debating. eight out of 10 dems want to see debates ahead of the 2024 election, including 72% of biden supporters. by supporters, i mean live-in nurses. pretty sure it will not happen, incumbent challengers do not -- clinically dead. i mean, they got all the power already, why chance it.

don't give the competition a platform while you are falling off yours. last thing biden's caretakers want is the old manic maing up his own language in -- >> trans -- americans. muslim athletes like kareem -- and shanga -- >> my gosh. >> cowawa. >> putin's put-ocracies. >> greg: couldn't have said it better myself, not without a massive head wound. thoughts and prayer out to biden's sign language

interpreter. actual literal mop could probably mop the floor with joe, too. what does joe have to say? >> come on now, i don't want to debate that kennedy guy, i will debate marianne, the professor and marianne. good show, they were hillbillies, they had to move from beverly hills. i'll debate you, you can use that lisp and i'll use my whisper, you got to get in close and i can smell your head. i'll bet you smell like potpourri and patchoulli oil. combrooek do you think he will debate anybody? sucks he assumes he has this in the bag, which makes me

suspicious. >> kat: of course he does. i don't understand how 72% of those who support joe biden, like 8% who don't support him, those people make sense to me. never in a are fo mat he has to think and then process information and respond to it. he does not do that well or in a competent manner. they should let people debate. there should be more than two parties invited to debate. more information you have, unless your attempt is to delewd. >> greg: joe, what is your take on this hot topic? >> joe: they need to have debates. he coasted last time around because of covid and hiding in the basement. no debating is ridiculous.

the person we need debating is kamala because if they win, she is going to be president, because no way this old part is making it through. williamson comes out and getting everybody's shockra balanced and r.f.k. throws up like confetti. kamala will be president and i think cornell west, love to see him on the debate stage, instead of pushing this old part through to another round. >> greg: do you think the democrats care if biden is fit? >> i don't believe this story, if 80% of democrats want joe biden to debate, thatten moos they want him to lose fchl he understand stas up and opens his mouth versus r.f.k., that is not a debate, that is a meal.

so why would 80% of democrats want this obviously self-destructive disaster to take place? that means secretly they don't support him. i'm serious. >> greg: yeah, they want him out. >> they are hoping something else happens that will allow them to call themselves democrats, not have this guy president. >> greg: that is why gavin newsom is hovering around like a mangy relative who knows you are dying. they are outside and keep trying to trip over the machine that keeps you alive. unplug it, greg. i'm predicting this happen to me. brooke, give me your insight. >> i agree with you. you didn't that insight, makes perfect sense why 72% of democrats want to see him debate

because they want another democratic candidate for president and what you said in the intro, hit home. it is such arrogance debates are not mandated but it is part of a functioning democracy, like wanting to get a job and not having a job interview. refusing to debate shows arrogance and entitlement that is undemocratic and unamerican. >> greg: that is exactly what they are for. think about it. the american public should have a right to give this thing a test drive one more time and maybe he'll surprise us. i don't think he will, depends on the mix of medication they use. i mix an upper and downer when

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>> coast to coast, stories that matter most with nine-time award winner chet van jetson. here is chet. >> greg: yes, local news. each guest has to share a story from where they are from and i vota winner and they get a prize from the farming showcase. [cheering] >> greg: yeah. wow. what is the fireman choe

showcase, gene? >> i can't get into it. if you will excuse me, i've got to go pump my hose. >> greg: all right. joe, what is your story? >> joe: time square in new york, a swarm of bees here in new york city, the nypd has a special beekeeping unit. when i heard that story, please use the phrase sting operation, which they did not. they have official beekeeper, got the bees together and they were relocated. interesting, this is a cockroach town issue not a bee town. do not eat that honey, it will have hints of urine in it. >> greg: my favorite calone,

hint the urine, anybody who watch dick clark, american band stand. joe vaughn , or riuglt niti. >> there was a story in high school, if you wore that cologne and served riunite, the women. >> greg: what is your local story? >> this story is only news outside of montana. in montana, where i live, a very common occurrence. man caught in rushing wild river in his car, a 91-year-old. somebody else pulled up with a raft and all the gear ittic tas and 15 people pulled up next to

the road, all who had knowledge of how to rescue a man, they all did it. took 15 minutes. they are all safe and another day in montana. [applause] >> greg: yep. if that happened in california, they would have arrested everybody. don't get involved. all right, brooke, where are you from? >> originally from canada. now i live in israel, my local story is international one. it does have to do with a sting operation, this time 21 illegal reptiles were smuggled into israel by an israelis for reasons unknown and the operation was a join one at the ben gorion airport with customs and parks authority.

what i found interesting, last time i did the story was fruit roll-ups. >> greg: which was fantastic. >> do people understand the level of security at the international airport, what are they doing smuggling things in? they were in the person's luggage and they found them, obviously. >> greg: what kind of reptiles were they? >> different kind. illegal ones. >> you are saying it takesa i whole team to stop reptiles? in montana, one dude with do that. >> greg: and he's got one eye. >> and he's 91. >> greg: yes, kat, tell me more about your home through the story you bring up. >> kat: michigan has a goat problem. >> greg: greatest of all time,

you mean? >> kat: 40 to 50 goats going to this park and destroying it. then they call people, come get rid of the goats and the goats are already gone, they are sneaky goats. destructive, sneaky goats. >> greg: do they show up the next day? >> kat: they cause quite a bit of damage when they show up and then they run away. what are they doing? do they know they need to separate? leads me to believe goats are smarter than you might think. >> last week a story about my other home, las vegas, a saucer crashed in a backyard and 10-foot aliens ran away, difference in vegas and montana. 10 feet. >> greg: i would rather have

10-foot alien than 10-foot-tall alien. tall alien. never happened. >> when that alien goes to probe you, nothing you can say about it. >> greg: on the other hand, you can. up next, two punches from connor and the mascot was a goner.

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a store in >> a story in five words. >> greg: connor punches a mascot hard. >> his own, apparently -- oh, mercy. you are going to -- >> greg: so joe, ufc star conor mcgregr sent the mascot to the hospital. obviously something set up before, it went off the rail. >> the follow-up pound was not necessary. >> greg: i think it was too are fa. must be strange to go through life knowing your hands could kill people.

i go through it everyday. >> what i find amazing about this, he did something i've always wanted to do. anything more annoying than pro sports mascots? >> no. >> greg: interesting you say that, somebody that could be imprisoned under false pretenses and nobody would care. >> the second shot is exactly what i would do, too. >> you would have curb stomped him. >> yeah, yeah. >> really fun thing to do, go curb stomping. >> greg: it is disgusting thing. is this human rights? >> outspoken advocate of violence against mascots, i'm offering myself pro-bono, if he wants to take down conor

mcgregor. >> greg: you made that sound neat. pro bono. >> that means free. the okay. >> greg: how did you know i didn't know that, last word, who's side are you on here? >> kat: i feel like asking him to punch somebody only kind of is like asking me to give a lukewarm take. all my takes are spicy hot. i do it for a living. >> greg: he hits for a living. >> he hits people for a job, of course he hit him hard and hit him again. >> greg: thinking about second hits, by doing this, he got a lot of hits from what would be a boring story. by nearly killing him, success. i think it is a lesson to everybody. when you get a chance to hit a

mascot, go for the death blow. >> kat: he's holding his cologne at the same time. >> as one does. >> greg: move on, i want to say, god bless america. we'll be right back.

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