>> laura: well, a little maniacal of course, little dr. evilish. what's so funny about that? she's celebrating june teeth. it's not june teeth yet. remember it's america now and forever and greg gutfeld, he's next. ♪ [cheers and applause] ♪ >> greg: all right. stop it you sexy people. happy america, everyone. it's tuesday so you know what that means. ♪ >> assemble together in one place the greatest segment in cable television.

trans tuesday. >> hey wait a minute i'm not tuesday i'm saturday. >> greg: welcome to trans tuesday. i'm your host angela lansbury. >> tyrus: how dare you. >> greg: i did it for you ithank you. >> greg: tonight's topic jaws dropped after a top gets popped. after meeting with president biden at a pride event on saturday a transgender influencer bared her breasts on the south lawn. >> hi, mr. president. >> how are you. >> it is an honor trans rights are human rights. ♪ ♪ >> are we topless at the white house? >> greg: i know what you might be thinking. what a bunch of boobs. seriously who invites these idiots. come on white house, haven't you learned a thing from bud light. the only thing influencers influence is universal hate towards influencers. influencers are to credibility what cancer is to your balls.

i know. also, how the hell did we get here where i person even thinks this is appropriate at the white house. even hunter said, please, a little decorum. the fact is, everything gone wrong these days is based on not matching the appropriate activity to the appropriate venue. i'd ask who was in charge over there but biden probably doesn't even know. when asked about montoya bearing her chest, biden said, i thought that was gerald nadler leaving the senate steam room. >> tyrus: oh, we going to hell for that. >> greg: that was mean. >> tyrus: oh, man. >> greg: this is a fitting story today because last week i got into a tiff with a friend of mine on trans issues. he claimed it's only an issue in the media but everywhere else it's nothing. you know he's right. we are putting a lot of emphasis on something that has little contact with the real world. we don't see this at all so he says it doesn't matter. but i say it does because the

last time i checked the media reaches millions and has an effect on how the world thinks and lots of stuff i identify early on started out as fringe. ai, bail reform, wokeness, fentanyl, taylor swift. we pursued the lab leak theories while others just took a leak on it. so is trans an obsession or a delusion? and how can you assess it if the statistics suck. you can't tell if they or them refers to one person or a mob. but that's okay we don't have the stats and you shouldn't ask because that's bad taste. activists talk about trans kids like it's rampant but does anyone ask for the numbers do they improve after hormones or get worse. because plastic surgery and drugs aren't the key to happiness just ask mickey roark. like al activists it's related to their size and trans is everywhere. here's a sample from yesterday's news, half of a british lady's

fishing team walks off after trans allowed to join. the most surprising thing about that story is that there are female fishing teams. of course these trans fisher has an advantage, it takes a huge rod to catch something like that. oh, the groans are just music to my ears. england's health service won't give pubity blockers to kids anymore at clinics. too bad this didn't happen before one direction got together. after a transgender cyclist austin phillips won a race over the weekend beating out the closest female racer by four minutes tennis legend martina navratilova tweeted, what a joke. and i agree with her. and she once called me an unfunny ass wipe. do you remember that? >> tyrus: oh, yeah, i remember. >> greg: yeah, i remember that. it's like the best moment of my life. >> tyrus: point of pride. >> greg: yes, it is a point of

pride. growing majority of the u.s. is against trans athletes competing outside their birth gender and two-thirds say they believe there are only two genders. 34% disagree but they wouldn't know a me is in if you introduced them to joe scarborough. now some stories are just plain dull until you add that magic ingredient trans. for example a teacher's clothing disrupts classrooms in canada. here's the teacher. you see a dull story becomes spectacular thanks trans. it's my feel on gutfeld what the libs is norris what we have to look at because what they ignore is the delusion like a penis on what they consider a woman. it's not just trans they loved talking about criminal justice reform until it became criminal party time. they called racist until there was no one left to call racist. they loved drag and then ended up in every kids libraries. in every phenomenon it takes

root and almost always, always goes too far. for years we washed delusions become stories for political benefit. russian conclusion, riots and looting as mostly peaceful. covid spread by bats. people don't care about these things until they have to. and when it reaches the white house, i'd say they aren't giving us much choice. [cheers and applause] >> period! >> greg: let's welcome tonight's guests. there's only one reason he buys a bottle of conditioner, comedian and cohost of the jim norton and sam roberts show, jim norton! cause sdmus nothing hurts like the truth and nobody truths like the hurts. fox news contributor washington times opinion editor charlie hurt! [cheers and applause]. >> greg: she can be sarcastic in four different languages, fox news contributor kat timpf! [cheers and applause] >> greg: and when they hand him

a restaurant menu, he hands it back and says yes. my massive side kick and the nwa world heavy weight champion, tyrus! [cheers and applause] >> greg: jim, whenever we cover this story we always find out the ugly truth behind all of them and you pinpointed it perfectly, it always involves not trans but an influencer. >> jim: that's right. >> greg: influencers are the root of all evil. >> jim: yeah, they're annoying so whatever they're representing you find annoying because it's an influencer doing it. >> greg: yes. >> jim: i understand it's a little tasteless to show your breasts, but it's funny, the country just hates each other. that's the big -- a lot of people who are upset about breasts at the white house had no problem with the qanon shaman in the capitol building. >> greg: he had a great chest. >> jim: he did, and great legs, too. make up your mind how you feel about institutions are they

sacred or okay to act a certain way. >> greg: good point. >> jim: people were upset it wasn't appropriate but it wasn't like she was swinging her penis in the rose garden. >> greg: but she was fondling and i think you cross a line when you fondle. >> jim: yeah, it becomes terrific. every day is trans tuesday. >> greg: you don't even call it trans tuesday. >> jim: i would like to complain but hey it's right in my face. >> greg: charlie, what did you make of this incredible display of mammor. >> tyrus: s >> charlie: you make a good point i covered the white house and we never had this story. the south lawn was never turned into a strip club which was probably a good thing. actually, when i first saw the pictures, i thought it was a development in the story of hunter's laptop.

and so i was like, oh, this will be interesting. you know you raise obviously a great point, and i worry about this sometimes because we talk so much about it, whether or not it's real or it's not. but whether it's manufactured or whether we talk about it too much in the media, at the end of the day a lot of people aren't in on the joke. and, you know, just ask riley gaines, ask any of these women whose sports have been ruined by people who are, you know, who don't think it's a joke and they take it too far and they remembering what people have spent their entire lives devoted to perfecting. i did not know that there was a women's fishing team, for example. >> greg: i know. >> charlie: but i also didn't know until you explained it right there that there was an inherent advantage that men have over females. >> greg: i guess it's like grip strength or something like? >> charlie: i just know that anytime i've ever taken a woman fishing she always outdoes me so it's kind of humiliating. >> jim: the advantage the man

has is you can pee off the boat. >> charlie: this is true. >> greg: although i've seen -- never mind. do you know the white house later condemned this incident so it's clear it's not allowed on the white house lawn but it's okay in our nation's middle schools. we'll be right back. no, i'd kidding. kat i have some really fun tape this is the influencer talking about why she did it. shall i play it for you and you can respond? >> greg: please do. >> i had zero intention of trying to be vulgar or be profane in any way. i was simply living in joy, living my truth and existing in my body. happy pride, free the nipple. >> greg: all right, kat, i don't like anybody who ever says living in my truth >> kat: well, it's classic influencer. >> greg: yes, it is >> kat: it is. what they do is they show off their bodies and they include some, you know, inspirational

word salad reason for why they did so. whether it's this or it's like, you know, a girl holding her ass cheeks up with her hands. a few years ago i never managed i would be able to stand in my power like this. and it's like, you want to show off your ass because it looks good. she wants to show off her boobs because they look g so i feel like i would have -- i feel like people should just admit that, any influencer should just admit that. and also obviously most people who are gay or trans are not like this they're just living their lives and they're complex people who want people to know things about them other than their sexual or gender identity. this is not representative of that but it certainly is representtive of an influencer. >> greg: yes, it is true. tyrus. >> tyrus: the good news is finally somebody wants to go to the white house because there wasn't a long line to get in there. it wasn't a lot of dates filled so they can have it. >> greg: yes. >> tyrus: the down side is and

to kat's point, my issue is, it's the oversexualization of everything and it just sends a horrible message. and they're influencing the wrong [bleep]. because, for example, if i have a straight child and a gay child in my household, they have the same rules. my gay child's not going to learn about sex any quicker or faster than my straight child is, okay? same rules, same dating habits no one allowed upstairs no boys in the room no girls in the room or whatever their deal is. when somebody's not familiar with the life style or doesn't know somebody who's transgender or know somebody who's gay or straight and this is what they see on national tv every night it influences them to think a certain way, they think all gay men act this way all transgenders act this wayen a it's shameful. it's like if every time i came on this tv i robbed you or had a piece right here. what did you say cuz after a while it is alike wow man brothers are horrible because that's all i see. i don't carry myself that way.

might be fun to rob you and i don't do it. the point is that's a stereo type. they are playing off the stereotypes, she got the attention the apology's garbage and she would do it again. if you're going to go to the white house you're representing your group. if i was going to white house i would wear a suit even though you know i'm the last guy to wear a suit but i'm representing my family myself and my name. with all your pride try a little decorum. >> greg: there you go. i think we covered this intelligently and respectfully. boobs. >> tyrus: way to bring it back. >> greg: thank you >> up next, does the un want to use its reach to shut down free speech? [cheers and applause] >> if you'll be in the new york area and would like tickets to see gutfeld, go to foxnews.com/gutfeld and click on the link to join our studio audience. ♪ people like sam who make...? ...everyday products... ...designed smarter. like a smart coffee grinder - that orders fresh beans for you. oh, genius! for more breakthroughs like that... ...i need a breakthrough card... like ours! with 2.5% cash back

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♪ >> greg: hello, everybody. it's a crappy diagram that screws with uncle sam. in the united nations secretary general a new report to tackle so-called misinformation on line. as you may recall misinformation is anything a leftist doesn't want to hear. in a 25 page document un chief antonio advocates the world must address the spread of hate speech miss and disinformation on the internet. i wonder if he thinks the proliferation of hate and lies is causing grave global harm. >> if proliferation of hate analyze in the digital space is causing grave global harm now. it is conflict death and destruction now. it is threatening democracy and human rights now. >> greg: no surprise. check this out. the most interesting thing in

the report iss this baffling bizarre venn diagram he chose to he will straight his lack of a point. i haven't seen a drawing this misleading since jessica rabbit. rabbits do not look like that. i told the cops everything. let's see here. we have misinformation meets disinformation combined with hate speech equals police the information ecosystem and threatens human progress. remember, kids, those are all subjective terms. obviously legislating their definitions at a global authoritarian is the fast track to 1984 a global code of conduct that would see governments and tech companies without infringeing on free speech. which is like cut can off your oxygen without infringing on your breathing. why let the un have all the dumb fun. we can make stupid graphs, too.

for example when you combine ripped plus handsome plus intelligent. yeah, you get hemmer, huh? women's restroom, men's restroom, white house lawn equals places joe biden has defecated. microphone, booze, xanax, kamala harris. this is such a good game show. this is the perfect game show, right? it should be called venn diagram. anger, stupidity, flatulence, the view. i have to copyright this. mother theresa, george clooney, brad pitt, greg gutfeld. >> tyrus: we knew that was coming. >> greg: fox nation new game show venn diagram i'm hosting

it. i should take it to a network or something make some money. ha ha. charlie, why? why is he doing this? wa are the intentions? it's the un. >> charlie: for all we want to complain about influencers and focus on the unseemly side of the internet the bottom line is the internet, social media, is the most amazing mechanism for speaking truth to power. and i don't think, in a lot of ways we've sort of recognized this because we're spending so much time focusing on weirdos on the sound lawn lifting up their shirts. but it is a powerful powerful tool. and, of course, all this is, since the beginning of time you have the u n secretary general who is threatened by this and so they have to describe everything with all their orwellian terms like hate speech and disinformation, but all they want to do is they want to stop it because it's a threat to their power and a threat to their money. and so that's what this is all

about. >> greg: kat, i wonder how much that chart cost. you know, like the un probably paid 200 tranned for that and we probably paid for it. i could have done that for ten bucks. i do a lot of things for ten bucks, kat. you know that >> kat: all of that's true. >> greg: yes. >> charlie: >> kat: i don't know why they bother, but they just sit around and eat a bunch of lunches. >> greg: that's what they do >> kat: and they cause traffic and they sit around and eat lunch. >> greg: and they use our vital sex workers. >> kat: i think it's good. i don't think they mind. that's what they do for work. >> greg: yes. . >> kat: although, when they talk about human rights and this and that, i think a very key human right is the right to free speech and the right to be able to express yourself freely and as you pointed out all of these things are subjective and i don't want anybody who sits around and just eats lunch all day to be deciding what is acceptable or not acceptable for

me or anyone else else to say. >> greg: tyrus. >> tyrus: do you think the sex workers is a tax write-off? >> greg: i don't know. >> tyrus: i think it's funny they act like lying just showed up in 2023. like what? people have been full of peep bleep forever. all of a sudden now we need a chart? you can pretty much tell when somebody -- and the un has been leading the world in being -- what they want is they want no one to fact check them or call them out. like i think we've learned in covid, you've got to start asking questions, okay? because if we just followed, one survivor, awesome. but that's what this is. misinformation and disinformation is the same thing, oh can? it's the same thing, okay? what threatens human progress is the fact that you are electeded to do this job and that's the best you came up with. we had the world's greatest got together and they couldn't figure out to make -- plus why would you have the same different shades of blue? i'm color blind.

this is [bleep] confusing. the only thing i make out here is threatened. hate speech -- it's all, hate speech disinformation misinformation can go in the same bubble. >> greg: there you go. >> tyrus: it could be just one ball. i don't like one ball but >> greg: it didn't work jim they tried to conflate opinions with false hoods. you're an expert on venn diagrams, in fact i think you majored at yale. >> jim: in venn diagrams, yes. unfortunately i didn't graduate i was caught master baiting in the cafeteria. the lump was phenomenal, high highest praise. but i think this is obviously just very silly. i am particularly not good at forming my own opinion so i'm always happy to have somebody tell me what's good and what's not. i don't trust the un i think twitter should be the ultimate authority and the people that work for twitter. and their definition, the reason they said, i read a lot of this and they said the difference

between misinformation and disinformation was intent. like misinformation is a mistake where disinformations was a purposeful thing. that's their definition, i think they just needed something to fill in the third circle. >> greg: true they needed balance. it's interesting it's not to add clarity at all, it's to confuse you because ultimately underneath those words is a bad idea. >> jim: who's to say what's hate speech. i posted a photo of myself and people were critical of my appearance. >> greg: that is hate speech. >> jim: thank you very much. >> greg: but so was that picture. >> jim: yes it was. tough crowd tonight. >> greg: i know. tuesdays are always like this, they're coming to back from a long weekend. they thought they were going to a game show, ended up here. >> up next, will an ai version of the fab four leave fans wanting more? [cheers and applause]. >> they are so dead.

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can ones and zeros replace our musical heroes? yeah, the beatles won't just let it be thanks new technology. paul mccartney, you know him, kat, says that ai has been used to extract john lennon's voice from an old demo recording and will now be part of what he calls the last beatles record. a great cash grab/tribute to the greatest, second greatest band from liverpool right after of course frankie goes to hollywood. relax, don't do it. to give you an idea of how long ago the beatles broke up, gas was $0.40 a gallon, nancy pelosi still had 60% of her original parts. >> tyrus: dam. >> greg: joe was still driving a truck while being raised by puerto ricans. according to mccartney director peter jackson who made the beatles documentary get back was able to separate less than ons

voice from an old recording from a 1978 unfinished song called now and then. he said jackson would tell the ai machine that that's a voice and this is a guitar and to lose the guitar. isn't that what you normally do? i don't get this. i wish i could do that to remove kilmeade's face on fox and friends though. paul says now they can remix a new record as they normally would but calls the ai tech scary but exciting, much like his face. but don't let your memory fool you, the beatles weren't that great to begin with. you all right? somebody died over there. check out this original recording. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ love love me do ♪ you know i love you ♪ i'll always be true ♪ so please love me do ♪ ♪

♪ >> greg: tyrus, is this sacrilege? i mean they are using his voice. >> tyrus: if i was an artist today -- oh, wait, i am. not music. but i would be terrified of this. your next contract could say they own the rights to your voice. >> greg: after you die. >> tyrus: not after you die. after they decide not to pay you and they have the rights to your voice and they make you have five more standup shows afterwards, you're lost in the streets but ai you's doing just fine. ai's now raising my kids under his moral values living his best life can he have and i have to watch ai grow and grow. i don't understand. the beatles are gone, you have to accept they're gone. he hasn't. >> greg: the guy mooning. >> tyrus: they're not coming back. i don't want a new tupac album where tupac sings christmas we

have to let it go. it's over. >> greg: kat this is your favorite band >> kat: yeah it is actually not a joke. in this instance they're talking about not doing a song -- john lennon put on a cassette for paul mccartney so it's still beatles music. when i saw paul mccartney last career they did an ai john lennon's voice on the big screen and did i got a feeling together. that was kind of cool. i think that's one thing than using his voice to do a completely different new single which i think nobody has interest in and i think is really strange. yeah when i die i don't want anybody to use my voice for anything, i want everyone to be too busy crying over sad they are i am dead. >> greg: and they will cry >> kat: yes they will. >> greg: tears of joy >> kat: especially you. never mind you'll die first. >> greg: i don't know if that's the case. jim you're a median you perform.

would you be okay if someone doing this to you? >> jim: i would love it seeing some ai up there bombing like i do every night. you know how happy that would make me some stupid bachelorette party and some ai in the back going what is the problem. i can't wait until i don't have to go do standup anymore. >> greg: as a consumer how do you feel about things that don't have any human relation. would you feel differently if you ate a burger made by a machine? >> jim: no any type of standup a lot is based in a person's feeling, if you know a machine is saying -- like you know this machine didn't observe this. if i talk about something at least he did or observed this. so i think there's a little something different about standup. >> greg: i always feel like i would have a problem eating like steak from a lab because the animal didn't suffer. [laughter]. >> jim: yes. >> did not see that coming but

it's true. >> greg: i don't mean suffer but -- >> yeah. >> tyrus: something about the suffering makes the meat tender. >> greg: you know what i mean? you hunt, you kill. >> i know exactly you what mean about but that's kind of the point is the human connection, that's the point of a lot of the things we do is the human connection and whatever you think of ai and whatever conveniences it brings us it's soulless. it has no soul or ability to contribute something that is meaningful or soulful to a situation where where it's comedy or, you know, your dolls or whatever. and so, you know, so i find it all really incredibly creepy. i also find it kind of sad because is this just a money grab that they're doing? the silver lining is maybe it will be the last time i have to listen to the beatles. >> tyrus: nope, nope, don't do it. i'll get him after the show i got him >> kat: as long as you respect

their contribution to music. >> greg: what's interesting though is we go back to the human touch. no matter like how good an ai banned is they will never get groupies. >> tyrus: and that's the point greg. it is he a replacement because eventually you'll have crazy avatar looking actors and all that weird stuff they can pit up and do the moveies you have bruce willis now who can -- you won't need annoying humans who want money and respect when can you just take a snap shot and create your own thing the industries will own all of it. >> charlie: there's a simple legal fix to what you're talking about, a real problem that i'm sure will come up about who owns the rights to your voice. that seems like. >> tyrus: when you're a broke actor coming up or artist coming up. >> charlie: who can't afford a lawyer. >> tyrus: take it or leave it. moment of the time they take it because the next man up will or woman. >> greg: adult films i made the 80s. >> tyrus: oh, boy. listen you were a great extra. you opened the door, you poured the drinks at the bar, i've told you a million times.

>> greg: i could really deliver that pizza. >> tyrus: yeah. >> jim: i would like to say i needed the human connection but you hand me a flesh light and i'm great for the weekend snob nobody knows what that is. >> jim: yes they do. >> greg: if you listened to joe rogen in the early days that was his early advertiser. >> jim: flesh lights? >> greg: yeah. that's not for our consumption. coming up sharks, snakes and deer plus a man who grabbed your rear. hey david. connect with an advisor to create your personalized plan. let's find the right investments for your goals okay, great. j.p. morgan wealth management. [bones cracking] ♪ (tense music) ♪ one aleve works all day so i can keep working my magic. just one aleve. 12 hours of uninterrupted pain relief. aleve. who do you take it for?

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story because i saw you drifting off somewhere >> kat: i'm right here. the headline man arrested for repeatedly grabbing butts in bloomington. i even have the police report. he was grabbing butts, in the daylight i might add. >> greg: that's strange >> kat: yeah. and the first one he grabbed the minute for about a minute and then he ran away, there he is up there. and the woman said this in the police report, victim one was adamant this was not a normal interaction. i agree. then he grabbed another butt the next day, he went back and grabbed another butt and the police caught him. and he works at the local wal-mart. >> tyrus: of course he does. >> charlie: he definitely has a problem >> kat: he sure does >> charlie: he definitely has a problem. >> greg: in the old days we helped people like that but now we just put them back on the street. >> jim: you said the first one he grabbed it for about a minute

>> kat: i was wondering that. maybe she was wearing padded leggins. >> living his truth. >> greg: living his truth. >> tyrus: sometimes it takes a while like is this dude really grabbing my butt? he's really grabbing my butt. what do i do. >> greg: that will happen on a subway. >> charlie: don't tell me you've never had that happen to you. >> tyrus: actually i've had that happen quite a bit. the elderly ladies a bit handy. often times i say i don't mind the grab but let me keep the wal snit jimmy. >> jim: greg as you know i'm from new jersey. >> greg: beautiful, beautiful place. >> jim: it sure is with a marvelous governor leading the way. a deer broke into a new jersey home and wound up ransacking the house and then went for a swim in the pool. >> greg: sounds like paris hilton. >> jim: come on, greg, that's a little salty. yeah, deer are stupid. this is great if you have a shotgun you can just hunt from your couch.

but obviously there was a key under the matt and the stupid ass just jumped through the window and the woman who owns the place is 85 years old. yeah, the poor old lady, you know, you never think in your 28 years you'll have to clean dear [bleep] off your kitchen rug. >> greg: interesting it went into the pool. >> jim: yeah went for a dip to cool off. >> greg: that's a little pre superintendent with us i would wait for an voice. >> jim: the deer sees all the grass and then, oh, great a water obstacle and jumps in. >> greg: charlie where are you from. >> charlie: from virginia, like real virginia, southern virginia >> kat: you're always from virginia, that's how from works. >> greg: charlie moves around. >> charlie: the virginia wildlife management has issued a warning that they have seen more copper heads snakes than ever before which is kind of weird because knacks as you know are very sensitive to the temperature and we had a

tremendously cold winter, had like a week. it was like alaska cold and for some reason they started getting calls back in january and february for cooper head snakes. >> greg: wow this is a great story. >> jim: and that's the end of the story right there. >> greg: nobody got attacked? >> jim: no-no a lot of people are calling them in. >> greg: you're saying a lot of stakes. the story has to have an a and a b and a c. >> jim: that's complete story right there. >> greg: you're on a there are snakes. b has to be old man comes home. c. >> jim: i came home to my house the other day. >> tyrus: grabbing wife's butt man confused. >> jim: there were two seven-foot black snakes on my back porch cop lating. >> greg: cop lating. >> jim: on my back porch. one lives in the basement and the other in the garage. >> greg: do you think they ever talk about where they will alley have sex.

>> they have a way of commute indicating they smell and come together and have whoopi time. i have pictures of it like actual snake pornography on the phone. >> tyrus: honey they're on the porch get the camera. let it go. my sfloout tyrus what do you have. >> two killer wales from and in tuck et, they found a sea -- i'm kidding. so in a rare sighting outside of nantucket in the last few years they've had great white sharks come in and killer whiles come in appear they're baffled. actually you have to tip your hat off to the fishermen, guys at wicked tuna like captain marsian0, they've had an explosion of seals appear sea lines which brings in the predators to eat which is really messing with the surfers. they're really upset. when you do a good good job, we always hear about green this and

america doesn't do that. these fisher men are so great they have healthy populations in the ocean so much so they brought back or cas they haven't been there in centuries. so way to go, hats off to the fishermen. >> deer nake whales butts. butts win >> kat: i knew it. >> tyrus: you brought the heat. >> greg: way through my heart is through my rectum. >> jim: yep. >> greg: up next a museum gets its clause on a real-life jaws. avoiding triggers but can't keep migraines away? qulipta® can help prevent migraines. you can't always prevent what's going on outside... that's why qulipta® helps what's going on inside. qulipta® gets right to work. in a 3-month study, qulipta® significantly reduced monthly migraine days and the majority of people reduced them by 50 to 100%.

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♪ >> a story in five words ♪ >> greg: five words: equipped mum fuse man-eating shark. so charlie a museum in egypt is mum fewing a shark who ate a russian guy at a resort beach and they're going to put it on display. what's up with egypt why are they always mumifying stuff >> charlie: i don't have any

evidence but i think they got the wrong shark. i followed this from the moment it happened because there's video of a tiger shark eating a swimmer and then within, like, within half a day, they had found the shark and they had dragged him on shore and they had beaten him to death. and the only reason that they did did it is because they wanted to get customers to get back to their little resort. >> tyrus: this sounds like jaws. >> charlie: it was they were all like the mayor of jaws, they didn't care what fish it was they just want their trophy to say we've got it >> kat: there's no video of them taking the guy's head out of the shark? >> charlie: no if there is they haven't shown it. they should. >> greg: i have a theory there was never an attack, i watched the video, watched the guy get thrown in the air. you saw it right? >> yeah. >> greg: i think that he is acting. >> no, it is not possible to come up out of the water beyond your torso with your feet in the

air. nobody's that -- give that man an academy award now i don't care his nash nality and who he represents but the candidate's getting this now. >> charlie: and then the whole time there was a merry go round on the beach because the whole time it was going on you herd this music. >> greg: yes. jim what were you doing, do you remember where you were with you first heard the news? >> jim: i was on the beach telling a guy go out, go out, it's fine. no, they said they want to study the shark to try to figure out how to prevent these things in the future. which is so stupid. sharks haven't changed in 60 million years. they swim and have teeth. stay out of the water and that's how you prevent it f there's one around he will eat you. >> greg: do you think it's worth it. >> to go swimming and eaten by a march. >> greg: what's with egypt mumifying things we get it

pharaohs stop >> kat: they want people toen like this is the shark that ate the guy. unless you're the guy's family then you probably won't. >> greg: what would you not mum few then maybe they should make a list >> kat: i don't know if there are any other mum feud sharks. >> greg: we do a little thing called research for the show, you have time throughout the day. tyrus do you see what i have to put up with >> kat: mack a list of things that have been mum feud? >> greg: yes. >> tyrus: hold on greg please enlighten us with a list. >> greg: here's a list of things that egypt has mummiif, ied. mummies, farrows, bats, cats, they mummified cats and dogs and

lovers in case you wake you you don't want to be alone. >> tyrus: they don't mum few them they bury them underneath. they don't get -- >> greg: now we figured out what's being mum find. >> tyrus: remember in the beginning of the show when i said i wasn't going to rob him and do all that? [laughter]. >> tyrus: i think are 1,000% right. they profiled, some poor bastard was swimming along pulled him out of the water. this is the one because without an autopsy and ripping him open and pug out the body parts and they can't do that so they're going to mum by it, you're going to mum fine a shark with human parts for the museum >> kat: you were probably the most annoying kid at a museum, like how do you know. >> he still does it now. >> greg: enough of the

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