>> well, a little maniacal, perhaps a little dr. englishf .t what's so funny about that? she's celebrating juneteenth. oh, wait, it's not juneteenth yet. that's it for us tonight. forget don't forget to set it's forever and greg gutfeld, he's next. ♪ [cheers and applause] ♪ >> greg: all right. [cheering] >> greg: stop it, you sexy people. happy america, everyone. it's tuesday, you know what that means >> assembled together in one place, the greatest segment in

television. trans tuesday. wait a minute, i'm not tuesday, i'm saturday. >> greg: welcome to trans tuesday, i'm your host, angela lanesbury. tonight's topic, jaws drop after a top gets popped. after meeting with president biden, a transgender influencer bared her breast on the lawn. ♪ >> are we topless at the white house? >> greg: i know what you might be thinking, what a bunch of boobs. seriously, who invites these idiots. the only thing influencers influence, they are to credibility what cancer is to

your balls. ooh, i know. how the hell did we get here where a person things it is appropriate at the white house. even hunter said please, a little decorum. not matching appropriate activity to appropriate venue. i would ask who is in charge over there, biden doesn't know. montoya baring your chest, i that you had that was nadler leaving the sauna steam room. >> we're going to hell for that know wo. >> greg: this is fitting story, last week i got into a tiff with a friend over trans issues. we are putting a lot of emphasis on something that has little contact with the real world. we don't see this at all, so he says it doesn't matter.

it does. the media reaches millions and has an effect on how the world thinks and lots of stuff started as fringe, ai, bail reform, wokeness, fentanyl, taylor swift. we pursued lab leak theories while others took a leak on it. it trans obsession or delusion? you can't tell if they or them recover to one person or a mob. that is the point, we don't have the stats, and you shouldn't ask for them, that is bad taste. does anyone ask for numbers? do numbers improve after mutilation or hormones or get worse? plastic surgery and -- are not the key to happiness, just ask mickey rourke.

yesterday's news, ladies fishing team walk off after trans allowed to join. there are female fishing teams is the most surprising thing. the trans fisher has advantage, it takes a huge rod to catch something like that. oh, the groans are music to my ears. england help service won't give puberty blockers to kids at gender clinics. too bad this didn't happen before one direction got together. a trans gender cyclist beat the closest female racer by four minutes, tennis legend navratilova said, what a joke and she once called me an "unfunny ass wipe."

remember that? one of the best moments of my life. trans athletes competing outside birth gender, two-third believe there are only two genders. 34% disagree, they wouldn't know a penis if you introduced them to joe scarborough. some stories are dull until you add magic ingredients, trans. teacher's wardrobe -- in canada. the story becomes spectacular, thanks, trans. can libs ignore or what we look at, because what they ignore reveals their delusion, like a penis on a woman. the media loved talking about criminal justice reform until it is criminal party time. they called everyone racist until there was no one left to call racism. you see phenomena root and it

always goes too far. forker yoos we watched delusions become stories for political benefit. russian collusion, riots and looting peaceful, covid spread by bats. people don't care until they have to. when it reaches the white house, they are not giving us much choice. s much choice. [cheers and applause] >> period! >> greg: [applause] >> let's welcome tonight's guest, only one reason he buys a bottle of conditioner. comedian and co-host of the sam roberts show, jim northon. [applause] >> greg: nothing hurts like the truth and nobody truths like the hurt, fox news contributor, charlie hurt. she can be sarcastic in four languages, fox news contributor kat timpf.

and when they hand him a restaurant menu, he hands it back and says yes. my massive sidekick and world heavyweight champion tyrus. [applause] >> greg: jim, when we cover this are it is, we find out ugly truth behind all of them and you pinpoint it perfectly. it always involves, not trans, but a influencer. influencers are root of all evil. >> jimmy: they are annoying, it is an influencer doing it. i understand it is tasteless to show your breast at the white house. it is funny, the country hates each other. those upset with breasts at white house, had no problem with -- great legs, too, great rack, make up your mind how you feel about institutions, are they sacred or is it okay to

behave a certain way? people are upset. it was not appropriate, but wasn't like she was swinging her penis in the rose garden, unfortunately. >> greg: she was fondling, you cross a line when you fondle. >> yes, every tuesday is trans tuesday for me. >> greg: you don't call it know tras tuesday. >> it's tuesday. i'd like to complain, hey, it's right in my face. >> greg: charlie, what did you make of this display of mammoris? >> we never had this story when i covered the white house. south lawn was never turned into a strip club, probably a good thing. when i saw the pictures, i thought it was development in

the story of hunter's laptop. i thought, this will be interesting. great point and i worry sometimes because we talk about it, whether or not it is real or not. whether it is manufactured or whether we talk about it too much in the media, end of the day, people are not in on the joke. just ask riley gaines or any of the women whose sports have been ruined by people who don't think it is a joke and take it too far and they wreck people's -- what people have spent their entire lives devoted to perfecting. i did not know there was a women's fishing team, for example. i also didn't know, until you explained it, there was inherent advantage men have over female. >> greg: i guess like grip strength. >> any time i've taken a woman fishing, she outdoes me, it is

humiliating. >> advantage a mans had, you can pee off the boat. >> greg: although i seek -- never mind. the white house later condemned this incident. it is not okay on the south lawn, it is okay in our nation's middle schools. i'll be right back. just kidding. i have tape. the influencer talking about why she did it. shall i play it for you? >> i had zero intention trying to be vulgar or profane, i was simply living in i jo, living my truth and existing in my body. happy pride, free the nipple. >> greg: i don't like anybody who ever says living my truth. >> kat: it is classic influencer. it is. what they do, they show off their bodies and include

inspirational word salad reason for why they did so. whether it is this or a girl like machu pichu hold are her ass with her hands. i never thought i would stand in my power like this. you want to show off your ass because it looks good. she wants to show off her breast because they look good. admit that. most people who are gay or trans are not like this, they are just living their lives and they are complex people who want people to know something about them. this is representative of an influencer. >> greg: it is true. tyrus? >> somebody wants to go to the white house, it wasn't a long line to get in there. weren't a lot of dates filled.

they can have it. my issue is the oversexualization of everything. it sends a horrible message and they are influencing the wrong. if i have a gay child and a straight child in my household. a gay child will not learn about sex faster than my straight child. when somebody who is not familiar with the lifestyle or doesn't know somebody who is transgender or gay or straight and this is what they see on national tv every night, it influencing them to think a certain way. they think all gay men or transgenders act this way. it is shameful. like if every time i came on the show, i robbed you. people think, wow, man, brothers are horrible.

i don't carry myself that way. might be fun to rob you. i will not do it. the point is -- she would do it again. if you go to the white house, you are representing your group. if i go to the white house, i would wear a suit. i'm last guy to wear a suit, i am representing my family and my pride. try decor um. >> greg: we covered this intelligently and respectfully. boobs. >> way to bring it back. >> greg: thank you. up next, does the un want to use its reach to shut down free speech. >> if you will be in the new york area and would like tickets to "gutfeld!" go to "gutfeld!" and click on the link to join our studio audience. with the capability of a 2-inch lift. ♪ the versatility of the available multi-flex tailgate. ♪

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>> greg: hello, everybody. it's a crappy diagram that screws with uncle sam. the united nation secretary general published new report to tackle misinformation online. misinformation means anything a leftist doesn't want to hear. the un chief luis gutierrez says must address misinformation on the internet. does he think hate and lie in the digital space is causing grave, global harm. >> the proliferation of hate and lies in the digital space is causing grave, global harm now. it is fully in conflict, death and destruction now. it is threatening democracy and human rights now. >> greg: no surprise, check this out, most interesting thing in

this report is baffling venn diagram he chose to illustrate his lack of a point. i haven't seen a drawing this misleading since jessica rabbit. rabbits do not look like that. i told the cops everything. let's see here, we have misinformation meets disinformation, provided with hate speech, threatens human progress. what the -- remember kids, those are all subjective terms. legislating definition as global authoritarianism goes back to 1994. guterres, does not infringe on free speech, like cutting off your oxygen without infringing on your breathing. why let the un have all your dumb fun. we can make stupid graphs, too.

when you combine ripped plus in inigence, you get hem mer. women's restroom, men's restroom, white house lawn, equals places joe biden has defecated. microphone, booze, xanax, kamala harris. such a good game show. this is the perfect game show. right? it should be called venn diagram. anger, stupidity, flatulence, "the view." mother teresa, george clooney, brad pittt, greg gutfeld. fox nation venn diagram, i'm

hosting it. i should take to a network or something and make some money. charlie, why? why is he doing this? what is the intention? it is the un. >> charlie: bottom line, the internet, social media is the most amazing mechanism for speaking truth to power. and i don't think in a lot of ways we recognize this, because we are spending time focusing on weirdos on the south lawn lifting up their shirts. it is a powerful tool. since beginning of time, you have un secretary general who is threatened by this and they have to describe everything with all their orwellian terms like hate speech and disinformation. they want to stop it because it is threat to their power and their money and so that is what

this is all about. >> greg: kat, i wonder how much that chart cost? we probably paid for it. i could do that for $10, i do a lot for $10. you know that. >> kat: all of that is true. i don't know why they bother, they sit around and eat a bunch of lunchless and cause traffic and sit around and eat lunch. >> greg: and use our vital sex workers. >> kat: i don't think they mind. that is what they do for work. >> greg: yes. >> kat: although when they talk about human rights and this and that, very key human right is right to free speech and right to be able to express yourself freely. these things are subjective and i don't want anybody that sits around eating lunch all day to decide what is acceptable versus not acceptable for me or anyone

else to say. >> greg: tyrus. >> you think it is a tax write-off? what? people have been -- forever. all of a sudden, now we need a chart? you can pretty much tell when somebody and the un has been leading the world in being -- what they want, they want no one to fact check them or call them out. we learned in covid, you got to start asking questions, if we just follow, one survivor, awesome. that is what this is. misinformation and disinformation is the same thing, okay. it is the same thing, okay. what threatened human progress is you are elected to do this job, and that is what you came up with. the world's best got together, and why have different shades of

blue, i'm color blind, this is confusing. only thing i make out here is threatened. hate speech, disinformation, misinformation, can go in the same bubble. be one ball. i don't like one ball. >> greg: it didn't wok, they try to conflate opinion with falsehood. you are expert onnen haven diagram. you majored at yale on venn diagrams. >> unfortunately, i did not graduate, i was caught masturbating in the cafeteria. highest praise. this is silly. i am particularly not good at forming my own opinion, i'm happy to have somebody tell me what is good and not. you don't trust the un, though, twitter should be the ultimate authority. what they said, i read a lot of this, and they said difference

in misinformation and disinformation is intent. disinformation is purposeful, misinformation is without intent. >> greg: they needed balance. it is not to add clarity, it is to confuse you. under all those words is a bad idea. >> hate speech, i posted a photo of myself and people were critical of my appearance. >> greg: that is hate speech, so was the picture. >> yes, it was. tough crowd tonight >> greg: i know. tuesdays are like this, long weekend, they thought they were going to a game show, ended up here. up next, will ai version of the fab four leave fans wanting more? >> so dead, like ha, ha, ha. and looking to buy life insurance on a fixed budget,

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>> greg: can one's and zeros replace our musical heroes? the beatles won't just let it be thanks to new technology. paul mccartney says ai has been used to extract john lennon's voice from an old recording. it is a tribute to the second greatest band from liverpool, right after "frankie goes to hollywood." relax, don't do it. when beatles broke up issue gas was $.40 a gallon. and joe was being raised by puerto rican. they used ai program to separate out lennon's voice from an

unfinished song called "now anden this", jackson would tell the ai machine, that's a voice and this is guitar and to lose the guitar. isn't that what you normally do? i wish that is what i could do to remove brian kilmeade's face on "fox and friends." calls the ai tech scary issue but exciting, just like his face. don't let your memory fool you issue the beatles were not that great to begin with? you all right? somebody died over there. check out this original recording. ♪ you know i love you. i'll always be true, so please

love me, dude. >> greg: tyrus, is this sack ralig. if i were an artist today, wait, i am issue not music, i would be terrified. they could own rights to your voice, after they decide not to pay you and make you have five more stand-up shows afterward. you are losts in the street and ai is doing fine, raising my kids, living the best life he can have, and i watch ai grow and grow. the beatles are gone, you have to accept you're gone. he hasn't, they are not coming back. i don't want a new tupac album singing christmas stories, just let it go, it's over.

>> greg: kat, this is your favorite band. >> kat: it is actually. they are talking about doing a song that john lennon put on a cassette for paulk mcartney, it is still music. they did "i got a feeling" together in my last concert, that is one thing, instead of using his voice for a new single, which is strange. when i die, i don't want anybody to use my voice for anything. i want everybody to be crying over how sad they are because i'm dead. >> greg: they will cry. >> kat: especially you. just kidding, you'll die first. >> greg: i don't know if that is the case, i don't know. jim, you're a comedian, you perform, would you be okay with someone doing this to you?

>> i would love it, just to see ai me bombing like i do every night. you know how happy it would make me? stupid bachelorette party talking in the back and ai goes, what is the problem? i can't wait until i don't have to do stand-up anymore. >> greg: as a consumer, how do you feel about things that do not have a human relation? would you feel differently if you ate a burger made by a machine? >> no. if you know a machine is saying, you ever know, that machine didn't observe this. if i talk about something, you are like, he did this or observed it, there is something different about stand-up. >> greg: i feel i would have a problem eating steak from a lab because the animal didn't suffer. >> yes. >> did not see that coming.

it is true. >> greg: not suffer, i just mean -- >> yeah. >> something about suffering makes the meat tender. >> greg: you know what i mean, you go hunting. >> i know what you mean, that is the point, the human connection with point of a lot of things we do is human connection. whatever you think of ai and what convenience it brings, it is soulless. it has no ability to contribute something meaningful or soulful to a situation, whether comedy or your dolls or whatever. and so i find it incredibly creepy and kind of sad. is this a money grab they are doing? silver lining, maybe it will be last time i have to listen to the beatles. >> nope, nope, don't do it. i will get him after the show, i got him.

you will hurt. >> kat: it is contribution to music. >> greg: go back to human touch, no matter how good an ai band is, they will never get groupies. >> that is right, you will have avatar-looking stuff, they can put up and do movies, they have bruce willis now. you won't need annoying huknow mas, when you can take a snapshot. they will own all of it. >> a problem that will come up about who owns rights to your voice, that seems like -- >> when you are a broke actor coming up, take it or leave it. most of the time, they take it, next man up will. or woman. >> greg: adult films in the '80s. >> you were a great extra. you opened the door, you poured

the drinks at the bar. >> greg: i could really deliver that pizza. >> i need human connection, but hand me a flashlight and i'm great for the weekend. >> greg: nobody knows what that is. >> yes, they do. >> greg: if you listen to joe rogan back in the day, that was his only -- coming up, sharks and a deer and a man who grabs your rear. [cheering] >> greg: yeah.

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>> kat, i saw you drifting off somewhere. >> kat: i'm right here. here is the headline. man arrested for repeatedly grabbing butts in bloomington. i even have the police report. he was grabbing butts in the daylight. first one, he grabbed the butt for about a minute and then ran away. the woman said this, victim one was adamant, this was not normal interaction and he grabbed another butt and another butt and police caught him. he works at the local walmart. >> of course he does. >> greg: definitely has a problem. >> he does. >> he does have a problem. >> grabbing butts in bloomington. >> greg: now we just 4r9 them back on the street to grab more butts. >> first one, he grabbed was

about a minute, how slow was that person? >> i was wondering that. >> kat: maybe she was wearing padded leggings. >> sometimes it takes a while, is this man grabbing my butt? what do i do? >> tell me you have never had that happen to you? >> i have quite a bit, my elderly fans, the older ladies, handsy. i don't mind you grab, can i keep the wallet >> greg: gymy. >> i'm from new jersey. >> bud light place. >> with marvelous governor. a deer broke into a new jersey home and wound up ransacking the house and then went for a swim in the pool. >> greg: sounds like paris hilton. >> greg, that is salty. deer are stupid. this is great if you have a shotgun, you can hunt from your

couch. there was a key under the mat and the stupid ass jumped through the window. the woman that owns the place is 85 years old, you never think you're going to have to clean deer off your rug. >> greg: interesting it went into the pool. i would wait for an invite. how stu -- the deer sees the grass and great a water obstacle and leaps into it. >> greg: charlie, where you from? >> virginia. real virginia. southern virginia. >> kat: you are always from virginia. that is how from works. >> greg: some people move around, charlie doesn't. >> virginia wildlife management issued a warning they have seen more copperhead snakes than ever before. which is weird. snakes are sensitive to

temperature. we had a cold winner, it was like alaska cold. for some reason, they started getting calls in january and february for copperhead snakes. >> greg: great story. >> end of the story right there. >> greg: nobody got attacked? you are saying there is a lot of snakes. the story has to have a, b, c. a, there are snakes. b has to be old man comes home, c[chomping sound] >> grabbing man's but, wife confused snake living its truth. >> there were snakes on my back porch copulating. one lives in the basement and one in the garage. >> greg: do you think they talk about where they are going to have sex? >> they have way of

communicating, they smell and come together and make whoopi time. i've got pictures of it, by the way. actual snake pornography. >> you sick. >> honey, they are on the porch, get the camera. >> let it go. >> my truth. >> greg: tyrus. sgll two killer whales from n nantucket. in rare sighting in the last few years, they have had great white sharks come in and killer whales come in and they are baffled. you tip your hat to the fishermen. their management of fish has gotten so well and predictive they had an explosion of seals and sea lions, which brings apex predators to eat and it is messing with the surfers. when you do a good job, you hear about green this and america

doesn't do that. these fishermen are doing so great, they have overpopulation and brought back big predators like orcas. hats off to the fishermen. >> greg: butts, deer, snake, whales, butts. butts wins. >> kat: i knew it. >> yeah, you brought the heat. >> way through my heart is through my rectum. up next, museum gets its claws on a real-life jaws. >> if you would like tickets to "gutfeld!" go to fox news.comand go to "gutfeld!" and click on the link to join our studio audience.

♪ >> a story in five words ♪ >> >> a story in five words. >> greg: egypt mummifies man-eating shark. mummifying a shark that ate russian guy at resort beach and will put it on display. what is up with egypt? why are they mummifying stuff? >> i don't have evidence of this, i think they got the wrong

shark. i followed this story. there is video of the tiger shark eating a swimmer and then within like half a day, they had found the shark and dragged him onshore and beaten him to death and the only reason they did it is because they wanted to get customers to come back to their little resort. >> this sounds like "jaws." >> it was, they didn't care what fish, they wanted their trophy. >> there is no video of them taking the guy's head out of the shark? >> no, or they haven't shown it. >> greg: i have a theory, there was never an attack. i watched the video and watched the guy get shown in the air. i think he was acting. >> it is not possible to come up out of the water beyond your torso with your feet in the air.

>> give that man an academy award now. that was acting. >> greg: you think it was acting? >> no, he got eaten. >> there was a merry-go-round on the beach, you heard music going, [humming] -- >> yes. jim, what were you doing? do you remember where you were when you heard the news? >> i was on the beach telling the guy to go out, it issin foo. they want to study the shark to try to figure out how to prevent these things in the future. sharks haven't changed in 60 million years. they swim and have teeth. if there is one yearn, he's going to eat you. >> greg: do you think it is worth it? >> do you think it is worth it to go swimming and get eaten with a shark? i think not. >> greg: egypt mummifying

things. >> they want people to be like, this is the shark that ate the guy, unless you are his family and you probably don't. >> greg: is there a list of things they don't mummify? >> i don't know if there are man eating sharks. >> greg: we do research for the show, maybe think about it next time. make a list of things. you have time in the day. >>el ra, tyrus, see what i look up with? >> make a list of things that have been mumified. >> hold on, greg, enlighten us with the list. >> greg: list of things egypt mumified. mummies. pharaohs, lamps. >> got it, uh-huh. >> greg: bats, they mummify bats. >> kat: you are just looking at things around you.

>> greg: cats and slaves and lovers. >> they don't mummify them, they bury them underneath. >> greg: now we figured out what is not being mumified. >> remember in the beginning of the show, i said i wasn't going to rob him? i think you are 1000% right, they profiled, some poor bastard shark was swimming along and this is the one. without an autopsy, without ripping him open, only way to know and they can't do that, they will mummify it. mummify a shark with human parts in a museum. >> i'll bet you were the most annoying kid. >> greg: enough persecution.

i feel like i'm being eaten by sharks right now. >> you and your disinformation. >> greg: we'll be right back. [applause]

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