♪ short. happy birthday to you. i >> thank you so much. the plastic looks so real. that's amazing . >> are you going to blow out the cake? >> let me make a wish. >> there you go. i hope it was for extra airtime. swim agreements, thank you. gutfeld is next. >> >>. [cheering] [applause] >> yes yes yes. oh my god. psychotic peoplees here. get them out of here. they're scaring me. happy thursday everyone. well, as happy as one can be in

nyc. hit it, frankie. >> ♪ ♪ >> only in new york.♪ ♪ start spreading the news.♪ ♪ we are all going to die. >> oh my god. >> is pretty good. all right. yesterday a grand jury indicted daniel paley in the accidental ndeath of jordan neely. penny is the marine who stepped in with neely was threatening passengers on the subwayrs so thanks to the o manhattan da alvin bragg this heroic marine may go to jail for doing what he thought was right. that sucks. what is that mean for all of u r , does this affect the way you defend yourself in a tense situation especially in new york want other liberal cities

or when you are around cats? cities cannot guarantee your safety, placed on your imperfect r shoulders. that's a funny word to screw up. perhaps it is time to sue these politicians hewho put us in the situation. forcing people to defend others against mad men set free by the same politiciansam. for now we realize there is a price to pay for being a hero but absolutely none for being a villain that's because the left has politicized safety. whomever you consider a risk to you and others is now a protected class and your suspicion can only be racists. so just give in because fighting him would be bigotry. you are the villain now which is amazing since it's hard to tell who the bad guys are. knife fight.

like that knife fight in the middle of the new york city street 2 guys start this fighting one pulls out a knife and fatally stabs the other guy to death. a few people tried to stop him but they didn't want to get stabbed and everyone else can walk on by. you can hardlyyo blame them. why get involved? they learn their lesson. just wait for the cops to show up and draw a chalk outline on the ground. new york city has used up so much talk, there is none left for the schoolteachers. those diagrams also play fair dancing. witnesses, the victim was wanted for murder in baltimore. it's true. the streets of nyc are so bad even the murderers aren't safe. tuesday another man was stabbed to death on a train after arguing with a young couple and punching the woman in the face. the stabbing victim who pushed the woman in the face d thwas t

ex-con. the boyfriend, of course, charged with manslaughter but at least we arrested donald trump. your documents are safe now. no paper cuts. it woman in manhattan was paralyzed lastwh month when a m shook her head in front of a moving traind with the mayor will make sure that guy is punished by spending a few months in prison eating vegan food. another young woman in queens was pushed onto the tracks but was able to get to safety. she went to her prom that night which means she has gone to morere problems than jamie. [laughter]ro crime is so rampan in new york city of, bill de blasio admitted he is finally safe after murdering that y groundhog break otremembering that? why would you want an elected official to hold a groundhog.

i don't know anything about holding groundhogs.you didn't know anything about running a major city and it didn't stop you from killing that also. [applause].groundhog. .ot off easy his death was quick. so why is this happening? democrats allow it to happen. they look the other way they reduce sentences they release predators they demonize police they eliminate bail on the collet criminal justice onrefor with the only people who love reforms of the criminals themselvess . if you asked them still say business is booming and for the rest of his life becomes a trap. the law fosters dangerous scenarios that forces people who do the right thing get arrested and who don't do the right thing and die. my solution, give the citizens ahead up. if you give creeps of freedom,

at least give ushe a running start when a criminal napsycho enters the subway our phones should be beeping like an amber alert. perhaps prompted by the perps ankle bracelet. set a violation of his right to privacy? you have already violated our right to live. so go leyourself. sorry ralph. some of us are lucky enough never to be in ait situation where we must choose between saving lives in a manslaughter charge but if that happens but if alvin bragg has his way no such luck, were on your own. >>. [applause]re >> welcome tonight's guests. let's hope godve forgives him f being here tonight the founder and chairman of the faith and freedom coalition, ralph reed. [applause] for father's day,

his kids are giving him a paternity test, actor and comedian jamie lasala. she is saucy and bossy and thin like gentle flossy. contributor cats and he is arms are so big that rmare arimmeasurable. the heavyweight champion of the world, tyrell. jamie, it's a noserious monolog and as a comedian you are challenged to come up with something light or humorous as the topic allows. i'll be honest with you, when i saw this i can ease this sad merger jokes. ar[laughter] was there some serious stuff.uf

the marine stepshi that he is a hero of the sensate terrible precedents. i will tell you what i did find ut, i don't know how to spell precedents. i do not know i was typing in my computer to take notes in light wrote down terrible wanted to make a point and it kept turning into president. well, that makes sense. she ever spell the word so wrong that your computer doesn't have>> suggestions? it gave me one suggestion and said read a book, jimmy. like so any weird stories. so many guys knife fighting the ngcrosswalk. i appreciate about them being safety conscious. >> as you see on the sign it was two white figures fighting in the crosswalk? spammer there was a nurse crossing through the crosswalk

and she goes around them. it's insane.sue whitley was a lady pushing a feral baby. she was yelling at the baby. so theby the woman who stabbed her was mad that she was yelling at her baby which i don't know a ton about this ueb i would guess the least leeffective way to stop someone from screaming is to stab themo. doctor jill biden agrees that she is a doctor. [laughter] one store that freaks me out. there was a story that a guy punches a woman and her boyfriend stabs the guy. and i am mortified of a girl i am dating starting a fight because you have to step in. and this guy stepped in. i would do something way more subtle. like pretend i didn't see it.

>>. [laughter] that's what i would do. ralph, welcome to the show. first time on. excellent. >> chee--does this ruling affec how you would defend yourself in a tense situation, if you do the right thing you still go y jail? statement probably before this i i would have been careful to use force unless i had to for pretty obvious reasons. i am not sure i'm going to get treated equally edge of the hall. but seriously, it is a reminder and elections have consequences and policy matters.people lose their lives and when rudy giuliani became mayor of the city, the city was violent, out-of-control and viewed as unmanageable and through a

combination of community policing, y the broken windows approach to crime control. the idea that small crimes lead to bigger crime and nonviolent crime leads to violent crime. he turned times square into disneyland. his city became the he csafest major city in the world. [applause] and mike bloomberg continue those policies them de blasio and adams, the city is unravelingng what's scary, i li in atlanta, this is happening in every major city. i live probably a mile from the biggest malls where a seven-year-old child specialist is sitting in the parking lot tomorrow. when you go toal these malls, there were cops everywhere.

with m-16s simple. we knew this responsible for this, there is we have prosecutors who will prosecute them. his chief trump and the leadership is the serious problem when we knew ? we need new leadership in the city and cities across the country. [applause] soon i do think it's too late ? k do you think the city is screwed? >> at least new york can always say well least is not san francisco. they have that going for them. it could be worse. you know. obviously this is 1000 percent trial by being white. if he was any other color, he would have been, never would

havego >> there is one y.white guy. yeah, about time. >> they don't even want to clap. >> clap for yourself. damn. trying to help you out . even jamie was light please clap for me. [laughter] even though again, nobody, you don't want to see anybody die but seit was two minutes that he had this guy downti and not seeing stretched 15. the people helping him were people come of the narrative said if it's white it has to be reese's. l if you just hit the lottery in the subwayy . i have put guys out with the same polis amber i still would not hesitate to do the same

thing situation iyou can't do it. if you are white, testop. all the stuff you see in horror movies. you hear a noise in the attic, go the other way. joe investigate. you see a green building, protect yourselfse because this man's lifee' will be forever changed. so that is at least five and man, we are missing in the history. a man stood up this is what happens >> are you less likely to intervene to violent situationsua? [laughter] you through a pretty mean it right cross. >> good job great. >> i am not much on chfunctioning.

-- punching. hjordan williams stabbed a guy who was on aac train and the gu said he was going to erase someone he punch the guy'st girlfriend and he was arrested. if someone punched me, i would not want everyone around me to be like g, hope he doesn't do it again. shyou have to understand that i situations like this, i am sure they are scary when you feel like your life hangs in the balance of the life you of someone you care about hangs in the balance you might be thinking about the exact appropriate amount of force to use. or should i do this oor that? these are scary situations and yoi don't think i would succeed as you pointed out. and i think, sadly, i think peoplead are too focused this i for the right narrative. if it is.

of the fact that these are people's lives new york is where a lot ofop people live. >> excellent point. [applause] e >> before we go tickets are available for myur upcoming boo tour.we have books in atlanta, clearwater, fort myers, providence and pennsylvania. home of the pe-you can get a customized father's day cardup when you preorder the book. coming up next how woke semantics will ? led to mental

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.all right thank you. thank you. thank you. thank you. put your top back on, sir. , lovato puts her pronouns in a trashcan as johnin hopkins said lesbians are non-men. it's time for. >> ♪ ♪ >> if you are looking in the ♪ ♪ mirror, and you don't like ♪ ♪ what you see.♪ ♪ bright and early next ♪ ♪t morning you can change your♪ ♪ identity.♪ ♪ you know it's time to return ♪ ♪ to gender.♪ ♪ new clothes, new name.♪ ♪ return to gender.♪ ♪ i'll never be the same.♪ ♪ if you've got a feeling.♪ ♪ there something you lack.♪ ♪ just switch your pronouns ♪

♪ and refused to switch them ♪ ♪ back. >> yes. this or pronoun problem in america.this week non-binary singer demi lovato who is a lady by now she is switching back to using she /her pronouns. she said it's too exhausting having to explain what they them means every time she had a conversation so it's good to knowis there is a personal cost to embracing a shallow attention seeking trend. you end up sounding like a shallow attention seeking person. she is a perfect example of the problem with using random pronouns. an mit professor pointed that out with several scenarios when using the pronouns confused instead of clarifying thoughts.

for example, what if you say late drank their whiskey? who's whiskey is that? nate's or someone else's? and if they means more than one heperson can make expect a thre way later? [laughter] what if you say to your wife, they are coming over for dinner and she says wait. who? you just said it was your boss and you say just be glad it's not nate's coming over, his eye was drinking our whiskey. it's not just pronouns. johns hopkins updated its definition of lesbian to mean a non-man attracted to non-mentt. so if you thought they were trying to remove women from the world of gender, you are right. and you know this hurts most? men into lesbian porn.

i mean, it's true. you're hoping to seat 2 beautiful women 2making love a you wind up with two dudes. i complains to the librarian. but after some t backlash the school removed the glossary fromin their site. if you compel people to change the language and it makes matters worse, maybe leave the language alone. it makes everyone igender confused. i am tired of saying ladies first when i hold open the men's room door.rs [laughter] ralph, what are your pronouns? >>. [laughter] >> he/him. [laughter] >> him. like what is that, like a religious song? it should be he him and him. the ultimate pronoun. he.

>> there is one person over there clapping for god. go great guy. >> god is not there. he is a he. >> speaking of him. the bible says that god made thems.bi man and woman. now. [applause] that is what i believe. okay but you don't have to believe or share my faith. to know with the sciences. and i love the way the liberals and the left and the media always talk about the science. u you have to agree with the science and if you don't agree with the left-wing politicalen agenda you were allegedly anti-science. except when it comes to something like dna and chromosomes. because that is what determines our gender andes i think there

are a lot of lives, young lives, being destroyed by this, posted edition. i believe there are people who suffer from whgender dysphoria and i believe there are people who have gender confusion. >> you are sitting next to one by the wayl,. >>. [laughter] >> i wasn't going to mention any individual but the problem here is when you don't say the science matters,e and when you say whatever you roll out of bed today and feel like is what you are,e you're going to wrea havoc in the public square and that's with havinng pay >> i know this pronoun thing arworks for you when you're committing a crime. you are doing the usual thing when you are running out of a department store with lots of goods and the hesecurity guard will call the police and say they are coming your way.

and they will think it's a group of people when it's you. >> i do give off the vibes. never have been to a bachelorette party.i was pick yoshi when i play mario party. like i am not really super feminine but i am a she/her. >> i am ben hur. [laughter] >> i just lookt . demi lovato, igo don't care. whatever you want to go by, that's fine with me because i think the world is full of f sadness and honestly just bei called a different pronoun is henough to make you happy. i'm a little jealous but i will give it to you. that's fine. i don't have to understand it. i don't have to understand it ates all. it doesn't make any difference to me at all . >> you are an adult. >> absolutely. >> she is also very depressed and has a lot of psychological problemsle.

as>> let them cast that stone. >> i read the bible. [laughter] >> i don't know where to go with this but it's weird. isn't it weird that the feminists are talking about the race of women, they aren't even using the word woman anymore. >> it's unfair. sexists un. why does everyone have to know what we are. we can never get out of being men. you know what i'm saying? that's very alpha male of you. you know what it is. it's you. dammit, we never get a break. we have to burgeon all the responsibility. >> it is sad. the fact that you say that, ofa lesbian, is a non-man. it's brutal. tathat's like next level. >> that's misogynist and homophobic. >> all the lesbians i know

don't like penis. >> that's lebanon part. no. no. no. i don't know anyone with a pronoun.kn not one person in my surplus haever corrected me. hey bro. it's them. >> this is a complete myth. because when you have a conversation we don't use co pronouns. toto make it if you stop me and say hey, tyrus, my pronoun is short and pasty. [laughter]. i would be like have a good night. you identify as bitter and divorce they are applauding that. that one guy. he likes me. >> you just made me think of something. pronouns why ng

don't we just start giving adjectives? like v my pronoun sorry he/him. why don't we say >> isn't masturbating an adverb? >> it isn . sue michalak graduating. >> the masturbating ship fell out of the tree. i want you to diagram that sentence. >> >> she writes novels. >> that was when my computer corrected me but in real life in front of 200 people. i used to be an editor and i can't help but do it. in your monologue you said men into lesbian porn. next time you can just say men. >> i get it. g>> thank you very much. as you know, a lot of times is the divorce guy, makes jokes but i do record some advice.ad let's do that and then we will go to break.

>> tips from my divorced dad. >> divorce can be tough. this is all i have left. [laughter] [applause] >> up next, not t,since the civ war has america been drinking more. [applause] >> >> ch

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>> the civil war's long gone but we're drinking like tois still on. shockingly report iafrom the national institute of alcohol abuse. alcoholism. infines americans are drinking alcohol at levels reminiscent of the civil war era.

more shocking that report was awritten on a cocktail napkin. 2021 the average american consumes 2.1 gallons of ethanol compared to 2.53 in 1860. it's crazy. at least back then we could say i'm drinking h because i'm abou to have my arm amputated. now it's like drink because of transgender influencer is all my beer can.it works out. 535 drinks a year but what's making americans so inthirsty nobesides numbing the pain of knowing you will die alone? [laughter] >> why do you come on the show? >> obviously we know the pandemic got people boozing more often oo and people tend to drink more during stressful times moms with kids under five increase their booze consumption by 325 percent in

2020 so breast-feeding explains those toddler guis. but alcohol is more accessible than ever. here is ceproof. >>. [laughter] >> i wish i had someone care about me the way she cares about booze. hey, what you think? is it more stressful now than during the civil war? >> okay. probably not. i don't think i would do very well in a battle scenario. or in a scenariole were people knew were out doing battle. don't text me back for five minutes i'm like oh no. and they are still alive. but i did the math.i know, i am a girl. but i have a calculator on my

phone. and if you work it out they are actually having less than two drinks a dayer and i just thoug they were drunker than that ofe the civil war. you know d? they were doing that buzz. they are mostly sober. they are normal wine. >> maybe they were lightweights. >> may be a certain population wasn't allowed to drink. or they twere too busy working. for free. >> that's true. >> watching you on the plantation sipping a beer. s >> that slavery sucked and then when you had to all my gosh. loss of freedom is back but no booze. this wi-fi was imprisoned i would be the dude making the toilet booze. i would be keeping the world a better place.

you know, jamie, you drive your ex-wife to drink. that is in my notes. >> time outcome what does she write for the show? er>> do you think they kept accurate records of alcohol consumption atin 1860? that's weird. that's a great question. actuallyri it ended up being le than the civil war. >> in your face. >> i i know. >> next time say banderas. >> people drink more during the pandemic. that was in the journal of. [bleep] and women with children under five. i read that in, you think? i don't drink at all. i participated in dry january. i dated a girl with. [indiscernible] [laughter]

>> i look at this 530 some odd. that's your right. two drinks and i is nothing. >> what you say? >> it's a serious problem 24 percent of americans in the survey said they were drinking more to manage stress at that number has been on the increase since joe biden took the oath of office since january 2021. by the way the last time the number was this mbhigh the fina year of the carter administration y. e >> coming up from teens to stolen shoes, we discuss it in stolen shoes, we discuss it in local news >> ♪>>

>> coast-to-coast with stories that matter most. you are watching local news with me award winner checked

van jensen. -- chet van jensen. ca >> local news for each guest eyhas to share a story from whe they're from and i vote on the winner and that person gets to be the back of my two men horse costume. all right.t. >> my turn. police in columbus ohio are on the lookout, s which they alway should be. [laughter] but th>> that is true. >> isn't that what you guys do? there is a shoe thief. he has gone to the same store he is taken three or four pair of lebron shoes. the fact that they don't know how many, not a goodolor sign. ldaccording to police the store employees have told the suspect is not allowed into the business and they artie told

him, don't do that, and it didn't work.[laughter] >> that's a great story. all right. >> i'm going to keep this short. in this region of alaska it's a big onpart of western alaska. this got frozen. they had not had intranets in this area for eight weeks. can you imagine? it's out there saying it could be eight weeks until it gets restored. recan you imagine living in alaska and not having internet? i just remember we have three kids but seriously remember that have basically your ? give uryour kids actual face-to-face -excellent point. ralph. what's your story?h. >> my story. a lagrange man is recovering

after being struck by lightninga yesterday. ntso he is a maintenance man at local apartment buildingin. his name is aiclarence. he was opening a locked door on lightning hit the building and ran through the model and ran through his arm all the way through his body and came out the top of his head. >> what you think that feels like? sue mckay think it was jonathan winters. all over my body. that's the sky. what he said. this is why i love the story. he said i'it's a miracle to me that i'm alive. it's clear to me that god has a purpose for meme. so i just thank the good lord that i am still alive as a erreminder of two things. [applause] the first is. life is fragile.n' don't ever forget it. it's a gift. and the second is god has a purpose for every single one of evus.

>>. hold[applause]; with the car wa. his purpose is to be god's target? [bleep]. playing lightning darts. i am not singing to the lord for that. unless i get superpowers out of asit. so if that's what i was thinking. >> you know what i learned? don't touch doorknobs. you get herpesor. >> what? >> i was with you until then. >> clean it up. >> it's not possible the. i am in trouble. >> this is a follow-up check. i told you i could not get a picture of the assailant so st. charles parish, little cities in louisiana. they are a parish for some reason i have a figure that out yet.

the 46 rolled woman in her 28-year-old daughter were rustedhe as a 46 rolled and rolled her 28-year-old daughter in school pertaining to be a 17-year-old. i have to be honest. i was hoping the picture was going to be a little different. there's no joke because she young.y looks but i don't buy the story. so she can learn english better. never heard of junior-college are watching jerry springer like the rest of us? >> i admire her gumption. her spunk great if >> here is the part. they are going to be sent back to honduras. >> oh.nt b >> i can't figure out this audience. >> i can't either. they applauded god with their sad. >> this is where being a woman a 28ye28-year-old woman pretend to be a 17-year-old high school everyone is okay with that. but say a 28-year-old man

pretends to be a 17-year-old. we are sending him back to the honduras. yeah, send them back. >> up next, rubiks cube skills that gave you the chills. >> >> >>

>> a story in five words.

>> rubiks cube dude breaks record. >> so that was 21-year-old max parker solved a rubiks cube in 3.13 seconds. the fastest ever. is he alive?n rubiks? he is anssio inventor or a professional frustrate hery.. >> is that what it's called? >> to me rubiks cubes are like women. as a complicated puzzle you can't solve. ralph. >> salute this young man is autistic and that doesn't mean he paints. >> he has won over 400 events per the previous record by the way was for neff secondsus r.

this is liked setting a world record repeat the previous record by a minute. >> they should make people run by doing it. >> i think we are looking at a future movie. >> that would be exciting. >> you had the previous record, china.er and now it is america. >>. [applause] >> yeah yeah yeah. >> usa. >> i could have said anything before americafo. >>wh did you ever do the rubiks cube? >> know i played competitive sports greg. congratulations if you want to impress me, do do the pyramid. ord the keychain. >> i don't even know that.

>> those were the other awesome inventions. >> i like the name he is a frustrator. that's the great name for a job. he is a frustrator. >> that's our nickname for youk. >> i am going to break. >> >> >>

e are out of time![applause] >> a weather alert across the country.starting in texas were three people are dead and 75 others are hurt after a devastating tornado ripped through the panhandle also leaving more than 200,000 people without power and now 10 million americans are waking up in the path of another round of severe storms today. you are watching fox and friends first on this friday morning. >> governor greg abbott's issuing a state of emergency for texans in the disaster zone