hopefully some of these other submarines could help wiggle them loose and set them free in whatever they're stuck on, that would be probably the best hope at this point. >> neil: we can hope. thank you. >> thanks for having me. >> neil: your missions and your bravery as we wait to see what happened to this crew. >> hello, everyone. i'm dana perino along with genie pirro, jesse watters and greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five." >> i'm very proud of my son. >> dana: president biden reacting for the first time since the justice department he oversees criminal charged his son, hunter biden. he will plead guilty to two misdemeanor counts of failing to pay his income tax. he will also admit to a separate felony firearm offense.

likely averts time behind bars and gives hunter probation instead. he may have to pay a fine. some in the media defending the president's son while attacking republicans in the process. >> republicans have been trying to stir up conspiracy theories left and right. one after another have been disproven. >> i suspect we will have lots of howling from the g.o.p. >> house republicans are going to keep this up. they've decided to go all in on this as a way to keep the republican base enthusiastic. >> these are criminal charges. republicans will call them a slap on the wrist. >> you're already hearing a lot of shouting. oh, sweetheart deal. oh this, oh that. >> this is not a sweetheart deal. it's a good deal and i think it's a good deal for hunter biden. >> dana: hunter's lawyer calling this matter resolved and taking responsibility for these mistakes but the d.o.j. an hour later said the investigation is still ongoing and the republicans are vowing to plow ahead on investigations into the biden family business. >> political opponent, d.o.j. tries to literally -- if you are

the president's son, you get a sweetheart deal. this does nothing to our investigation. it actually should enhance our investigations because the d.o.j. shouldn't be able to withhold in information now saying that it's a pending information. they should be able to provide with any information that they've acquired. >> dana: there's another major hunter development. get this, "the new york post" reporting that hunter biden has privately settled his child support dispute with the mother of his unacknowledged 4-year-old daughter. and that one really takes the cake. we'll get into all of this. jesse watters, the news broke and i said get jesse watter on the phone. this is a story for you. >> jesse: this was not a plea deal. this was a cover-up. no way this is going to take five years for a case like this. they didn't even open up the laptop! the laptop doesn't even have to exist in order to hit hunter biden with these charges. you open up the laptop and you

have money laundering. you have foreign lobbying crimes. you have bribes. you have racketeering. his lawyer was on msnbc about an hour ago, they asked him did they ask you about the laptop? and the lawyer said no. the laptop was never even introduced into this prosecution. so this thing was siloed and mocked up. i want to address something. this whole trump prosecutor thing that people keep saying. it's not really as it seems. when the republican president is inaugurated, he doesn't say i want that guy to be my u.s. prosecutor out of delaware. he doesn't even know this guy. how this happens is the two senators from the state of delaware, two democrats, it's their idea of a republican prosecutor. and that's how the guy is nominated. they picked this guy weiss, all right? regular americans look at this and they say do you think i'd be

able to not pay income taxes for two years? and then brandish an illegal firearm in front of a pile of crack cocaine and trafficked escorts. hell no! any good prosecutor would charge this guy with income tax evasion and ask the question where did the income come from? well, the income came from all these foreign countries and then they pass it through a maze of shell companies and the prosecutor never followed the money. and there's no punishment in the plea agreement. now, this has never been about hunter. this has always been about joe biden. hunter was never going to go to prison whether it was a plea bargain or a pardon. there's still an active investigation going on with house republicans, and they are uncovering new things this afternoon. >> dana: judge, can't wait to get your thoughts. one thing i wondered about your

position on this -- was it a sweetheart deal? standard practice or was it a harsh sentence as some on the left claim? >> jeanine: i have never been more certain of a dual system of justice in this country than i am today. there's no question this was a sweetheart deal. and the man owed a million two in back taxes for two years. how much money do you have to make to owe that in back tax? where else was he getting the money than from barisma? we know he was making about $60,000 a month while he was a crack addict and had no background in energy other than his father being the point man on energy for the administration. so given that his job with barisma was not enough to charge him with tax evasion in the amount of a tax misdemeanor, excuse me, in the amount of $1.2 million, where else was he getting the money to raise him to that level of taxes owed? i think all you need to do is

look at what we have looked at over the past several months. number one, joe biden going before to the president of ukraine and saying, if you don't get rid of the prosecutor on my son's company, we're going to withhold a billion dollars. you got six hours to do it, ok? all of a sudden, the prosecutor is gone. now, hunter is able to take care of his job. then we hear about a 1023 and we hear about phone calls. that 1023 is during the same two-year period that this tax evasion or tax crime, not even tax evasion, comes from. the tax crime is from 2017-2018. it was during 2017 that that conversation was had with the president of barisma who allegedly tape recorded the conversations with joe and with hunter saying $5 million each. i'm taping this recording because i need to know that i can be certain that i'm going to get results.

that makes sense in terms of where the money is coming from because the guy is a crack addict. now, you also have a crack addict who lies on a permit application and he gets a gun. it's a felony. but it doesn't end there. he allows that gun to be taken by someone else who puts it in a garbage can. that's a reckless handling of a gun. that is not protecting your weapon. and then what he does is he sends another person to find that gun in a garbage can near a school and when she can't find it, they send the secret service. it is at this point that his father is no longer vice president. and he is not allowed secret service protection. so what tentacles did these bidens have? then what happens is the secret service goes to get a copy of the pistol permit application from the gun owner because they're trying to cover it up. and the gun owner, the guy who owns the store says no way, you're not getting this application.

so you got a crack addict who says he's not a drug addict who lies, he gets a gun. and then they give him a break because he's a crack addict. ok, they say we're going to let you go on diversion. no search warrant. no early morning raids. no jail time. let me tell you something about this. he's a foreign lobbyist. paul manafort was in solitary confinement before he was even convicted as a foreign lobbyist. this guy was a foreign lobbyist, alan wisenberg with trump if you're on the trump side, he took a car that he was loaned and a child that got tuition at his school. he's in reichers island. the guy is 77 years old and he's in rikers island. the left are a bunch of haters. this isn't just a crime against the joe biden and everyone else, it's a crime against america. they're taking us down. >> dana: what about the democrats? especially joe biden, and you know, he says he wants to be tough on tax cheats and gun crimes. >> greg: yeah, the hypocrisy

there, don't you think? yeah, i just learned a lot just now that like if i'm going to commit crime, i should do some crack first. right? because then, if i do the crack, then i can say i have a problem. and then they do this diversion thing. so always have crack with you when you're committing a crime. hunter is guilty of a lot of crimes. except for one. he's not a republican. and it is a -- he's guilty of privilege. it's not white privilege. it's democrat privilege. that's why i'm not outraged by this. i guess because i've kind of accepted that as a reality, it's like whenever you turned on the other networks during the trump era, they were always pulling their hair out over the same thing every day, every day. we already knew what trump was. we already know what this system is, you know. the democrats, the republicans are always guilty of subjective crimes, right? it's like insurrection, a coup, hate speech, it's like subjective. it's what you believe. it's not objective. democrats are actually, like hunter, guilty of objective

crimes. i mean, these are actual crimes. but then they're dismissed. and they reject these objective crimes. you know, shoplifting really isn't a crime. rioting and looting mostly peaceful, that's just a way to represent your outrage. wildfire arson suddenly became climate change. so all objective crimes don't matter. subjective crimes matter. i think that love him or hate him and i'll bring this back to trump. he was kind of outside all this in a way. that's why he was a lethal risk. he wasn't an elite and had no relatives in power. he was the anti-hunter. he didn't have friends in high places and didn't have any relatives that were in politics and he was already rich. so no wonder he was a target for destruction. he was a threat. >> dana: all great points here so far. jessica. >> greg: little lady. >> dana: thank you. such a compliment. today, with these plea -- this plea deal on tax evasion and gun

crimes and then we get late this afternoon, this announcement of a settlement with the woman who he fathered a baby with. it's a financial settlely. he's only going to have to pay $5,000 a month and not $20,000 a month. i don't know what the other parts of the settlement is. it would be priceless to get to know your dad and grandfather. that's not going to happen, it doesn't seem like. today i felt like it was the first true day of the joe biden re-election campaign. am i correct? >> jessica: yeah. it's certainly been trickling out since saturday which was the first official campaign event. and then hunter was going to be a major talking point on the campaign. and that is fully going away. but for good reason. so to try to tackle all the points that everybody made which were a plenty, so what hunter is not guilty of is being a republican. but there's a republican very closely allied with trump named roger stone who did worse than

hunter biden so he tax evaded $2 million. not $1.2 million. $2 million and guess what happened. he was allowed to pay it back and he wasn't even criminally charged. hunter biden criminally charged could face probation. roger stone, top guy to donald trump, skates free on that. it seems -->> greg: didn't they raid his house? >> jessica: no. you say guns ablazing about everyone because someone is carrying a gun. no one shot up any houses. no one was forced out of their house. >> dana: tipped off cnn, though, to be there. >> jessica: huge crime of having cnn there. ok. >> greg: i like the fact that you like guns now. >> jessica: i really don't. and actually, i think there should be stricter gun control in this country. but if you look at the d.o.j. records about how often what hunter biden did is actually charged, it's basically nill. >> greg: tell that to lil wayne. >> jessica: you notice i didn't interrupt a single person on the panel. give me a second.

there were 298 cases bought of people falsifying their gun application records. out of 27 million background checks that were completed. that's the year that hunter biden got that weapon. that means that this is something that doesn't get charged. if you want to say to the d.o.j. you should be charging on this, go ahead and do that. there's no reason that hunter biden should be the exception of this. in terms of david weiss that you say was hand selected by the democrats, donald trump says he's someone who shares his vision for making america safe again. that is a quote from donald trump. that is not a quote -- so he's completely disingenuous. >> jesse: not everybody selects all their prosecutors in all 50 states. how do i know that? and you don't? >> jessica: you know a lot of things that i don't know because they're made up. invented in your head. >> jesse: hunter biden is a criminal and they didn't even bring the laptop into the case. you think that's justice? you think that's justice? >> jessica: i want bret baier to add david weiss to that

incredible list of terrible losers that donald trump gave jobs to and then has to turn against. it's ridiculous. the man is not -- >> jeanine: how do you feel about the fact that that gun ended up in a garbage can right near a school? >> jessica: i feel terrible about that. >> jeanine: he let that happen! that was reckless! >> jessica: pretrial diversion is the method that the g.o.p. likes best. no -- >> jeanine: running the trenches for 30 years. don't tell me what the g.o.p. likes. i'm going to tell you what crimes are prosecuted. that is prosecuted. i don't care what people think. everyday people across this country do it. they do. i'm not giving up on that one. >> jessica: we'll talk about it in the break. just telling you, look at the

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>> jeanine: the 2024 presidential race is turning into a battle between career politicians vs. unconventional candidates. president biden is out in california for a second day, and hang with bigwig donors and

turning a blind eye for the state's decaying liberal cities. but his top democratic challenger, robert f. kennedy jr. is doing the exact opposite. he's walking the streets of san francisco to get a first-hand account of the homeless crisis. >> we could solve the problem of homelessness on the federal level by providing homeless vouchers to poor people and we ought to be doing that. it's more important than funding wars. it's more important than funding overseas adventures. we need to take care of americans. >> jeanine: and republican vivek ramaswamy is following a similar playbook. he is visiting a drug infested part of philadelphia. >> just arriving in kensington, pulling up on a street corner here. we're already seeing a lot of drug use on the streets. old manufacturing buildings that have now been converted into wastelands. we're not running the political

party, we're running to lead a country here. >> jeanine: all right, i'll start with you, dana. r.f.k. has visited san francisco and recently went down to see the border. i think we talked about it last week. how is this style of doing things different compared to what biden is doing which is high fiving everybody at fundr fundraisers? >> dana: i feel with the hunter biden announcements today that the biden campaign is getting serious. i don't necessarily think that going to campaign events where you're shaking hands and doing basically no rallies or anything like that is a surprise for an incumbent president. he's got to go and raise a little money. that all makes sense to me. however, if you want to make a difference and make a splash, you do something like what r.f.k. jr. and vivek ramaswamy have done. desantis went to the border. all of this makes a ton of sense if you're trying to one, get attention especially in a crowded g.o.p. primary. but on the republican -- on the democratic side of things, this

issue of homelessness is so big. if you're the president of the united states, your job is to make big decisions and solve big problems. you should want to do that. talking about climate change in california might get you money from the tech c.e.o.'s, it's not going to give you the answers that you need to help solve the problem that's biggest in california but growing all across the country as i don't know what r.f.k. jr. is suggesting will work. the section 8 housing for people out there, will that get them off the street? i don't know if that's the right answer. i think a lot of them have mental health problems. that wouldn't be something they can handle. from a campaign perspective, it makes a lot of sense for them to get earned media attention and a lot of people are getting their news and information about the campaign on their phone. so those types of videos make a lot of sense. >> jeanine: i saw you shake your head with the housing voucher concept that i think thinks it's important to resolving the homelessness issue. >> greg: it was r.f.k. that brought it up, and you know, i

admire him. i think he's the most persuasive candidate out there. but i agree with you. i don't think -- these are not families on the street. i mean, if anybody who spends their time, i go up sixth avenue every day. you're not going to hand these people a voucher and they're going to return to this happy leave it to beaver stability. you're talking about people who daily reject other people's help. the drug addicts and mentally ill and criminally deranged that are there. if you hand them a voucher, if they can't sell it for drugs, they'll hit you with it. r.f.k. would probably be to hook up with michael shellenberger who has a lot of great ideas there. i think r.f.k. is is a very complicated intensely persuasive person. there was some stuff on rogan and i thought was troubling. and i think a really good way to debate him would be to find out what the difference between the claims that he finds most important and the ones that are

somehow like recreational. like he believes in this sort of thing. but, you know, starts talking about wi-fi radiation, that feels like a recreational belief, something to ponder like u.f.o.'s and i would really like to -- as somebody that really thinks he's really on to something, i think he needs to delineate between some of the things that he believes truly are happening and some of the things that he's exploring in his brain on rogan. >> jeanine: jessica, americans like transparency. and i think r.f.k. is the embodiment of transparency because, you know, whether it's his going on rogan or doing these little videos from his phone, whereas joe biden is the guy who has got to read from the teleprompter and blow through a fundraiser. how do you think that's going to benefit? >> jessica: well, people with real jobs and the most important job in the world often use a teleprompter. so past presidents, ones that you've liked and didn't like used teleprompters. r.f.k. is not something right

now who is out running the world. he's trying to get that job, and frankly, he's putting out a lot of stuff that greg said maybe we need to know. how serious are you about wi-fi giving us leaky brain? but i don't think that anyone with even an ounce of conspiracy theory in them should get near the oval office. and there was so much in the rogan interview with the wi-fi causing cancer, 5g damaging your human d.n.a. he's someone who believes that bill gates is trying to microchip all of us. as a tool of mass surveillance and thinks chemicals in the water are turning boys transgender. maybe those are his recreational beliefs. let's talk about the numbers that he threw out about the budget. he said we spent $16 trillion on the lockdowns. not true. $8 trillion to ukraine so far. the entire defense budget, what we're going to spend over a decade is $8 trillion. the man is pulling nonsense out of everywhere constantly. and i have no idea what his platform is. and he went back to what he was

like as an environmentaler and he said i'm a climate guy. i think that could be -- that could resonate a lot more with someone who believes in what the democratic party stands for. but he's just spouting republican, frankly, like deep web republican g.o.p. on whatever it is conspiracy theories. >> greg: thank god dems don't fall for conspiracies. >> jessica: that pizzagate, right? >> greg: spending four years on russian collusion. imagine what that did to this country. >> jeanine: pull us apart. >> jessica: we put the wi-fi is giving you cancer in the white house. >> greg: i brought up that point. i bought it up. geez, jessica. >> jeanine: "the wall street journal" says that no one is looking forward to 2024 election. rematch of two guys battle between two old men and apparently, they say, is this how the younger voters feel? >> jesse: the older voters like watching someone that gets their hands dirty.

whether it was trump going to the hallowed out industrial towns and saying the stupid trade deals bankrupted our midwest, that's what r.f.k. jr. is doing without the crowds. you go to the border. you go to san francisco with the homeless. trump went to east palestine. trump went to the border. desantis went to the border. vivek ramaswamy went to north philly. that pays off with voters because you can learn more from talking to a homeless guy than you can talking to a donor at a san francisco fundraiser like joe biden is doing. joe biden has been to ukraine. other than that, he drove an electric car once. he hasn't really shown the ability -- >> jeanine: he drove an 18-wheeler, too? >> jesse: excuse me. in order to govern in america, you have to experience america, the good, the bad, the ugly. crime, homelessness, narcotics, the border, these are flash points. you have to physically go there and tap into the emotion. talk to an addict, nurse, refugee, breathe that air. bring the press corps to breathe

that same air. they'll cover you differently when you interact in a compassionate way. and maybe they'll cover you in a different way knowing where you've been. joe biden has not tapped into that kind of emotion. these other candidates are doing it and voters respect that. >> jeanine: ok. all right. coming up, brand new details on the frantic search for that missing titanic tourist sub. whenever you're hungry, there's a deal on the subway app. buy one footlong, get one 50% off in the subway app today. now that's a deal worth celebrating. man, what are you doing?! get it before it's gone on the subway app. ♪

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>> jesse: rescuers racing against the clock to save the lives of five people trapped in a missing titanic tourist sub. officials estimate that there's less than 40 hours before the oxygen supply runs out. the sub's last known location is about 900 miles east of cape cod. the coast guard sending more crews as they search for the 20 foot long vessel which is about the size of the minivan.

i spoke to an experienced diver that said he had friends on board the missing sub. >> when we deploy, it's usually a 2 1/2 hour drop to the wreck site itself. we go down and spiral down a corkscrew action about three degrees per second to land right basically in front of the bow of titanic. >> jesse: what could possibly have happened? >> worse situation is, you know, something happened to the hull and our fear is, you know, it imploded at around 3200 meters. >> jesse: really gripping story, dana perino. >> dana: it is and we're all praying for a miracle here because the time is getting tight and all the resources that could be brought to bear to help find them are being deployed. and you think about these people knew the risks getting on board. but their families are still living in hope that this can be brought to a successful conclusion. >> jesse: this guy told me, judge, more people have been to

outer space than have been that deep in the ocean. >> jeanine: yeah, this is something very unusual. the whole concept of going 2 1/2 miles down and, you know, they talk about the entanglements that even if it did get that far down, remember, we don't know how far down this sub actually went. so if it were down that far, the entanglements would make it very difficult to get them from out under there. there's no way to connect with them. the only thing they talk about is a ping like hitting the sub that they're on. but there's no communication and if there's a reduction in oxygen, they fall asleep. and, you know, they may not be awake. i mean, it has nothing to do with anything other than, you know, reduced oxygen. they clearly have more oxygen. >> jesse: and it's the size of a minivan, greg. >> greg: this is one of those -- i'm glad i don't have hobbies because i look at this. i will never been in a situation like this because i'm not interested in climbing mountains, going down to the

bottom of the sea. going into space. i can't even be stuck in an elevator longer than maybe 90 seconds without losing my mind. i don't know. it's a sad story. i don't want to say anything depressing but it seems pretty sad. >> jesse: tragic story. jessica? >> jessica: 100%. and obviously, people are now looking at this company like what kind of -- how the boat -- or whatever, the sub was outfitted and, you know, picking on specific kind of aspects of it like there was something a remote controller in there they used that looks like a switch. >> greg: you have a beep that can found your car keys and stolen car, doesn't work underwater? >> dana: that's the problem, it stopped working. >> greg: there you go. >> jeanine: amazing part is these are successful people who clearly understood the risks. >> jesse: yeah, riskier than anybody even realized. coming up, the squad is calling on those crazy climate vandals to step up their game.

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>> greg: yes. all you leftists are the same. >> jessica: totally. i'll take it for this block. i feel pretty good. i'm not a talib person. >> greg: sit this one out? >> jessica: we don't have much time. >> greg: they don't have a desire to persuade. they'd rather shame you. >> dana: they persuade no one. and andrew styles at the free beacon had this story today about a guy named ed wackerman, you know this guy? mention the wildfire arsons at the beginning of the show. there is a huge fire in 2021 in yosemite national park. it destroyed 100 homes, injured several firemen and destroyed all these things. and all the dems said it was because of climate change. guess what, ed wackerman is the one that started the fire. >> greg: democrat donor. >> jessica: i hate wackerman. >> greg: judge, your thoughts? >> jeanine: my thoughts is first of all, talib is an angry woman.

she's angry about everything. you know what? these people, after they were forcibly dragged out of an event, she's on a phone call doing basically a maxine watters saying, you know, get in their face! you know, she's like inciting even more craziness. i won't say inciting a riot because someone will object to that. but she is. as if they're not crazy enough, she's saying get out there. get out there. you got to keep blocking these places! look at them, they're nuts. >> greg: wouldn't it be great, jesse, if they had slashed her tires. these are the same people that slash tires. i don't think she'd be on their side if she had to get somewhere and the security detail's wheels were flat. >> i'm calling on all of my people to take direct action to save our cities! she wants direct action it to save the planet. i'm calling on americans to take direct action against the squad. that means disrupt peacefully

their events. go limp when they try to bring you out. and squeal. maybe lie down in front of traffic as they're trying to go to the capitol. maybe go in the capitol, don't go in the capitol! >> jeanine: no. >> jesse: see what i did there? >> greg: yes. you knew your limits. >> jessica: he went over and then backed up. >> jesse: when i call for direct action, the media will pretend to take me seriously and take me out of context. when she does it, they don't take her seriously. they take her for granted. they only put her on tv to call republicans racist. >> greg: uh-huh. >> jeanine: they were also protesting elizabeth granholm, whatever her name, jennifer granholm. they were objecting to her. fossil fuels. >> greg: gotta go. up next, rob schneider taking a flame thrower to the wokesters. he'll join us next.

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it's not. it's sad. you see them. alone in their cars with their masks on. >> jessica: the special "woke up in america" is streaming right now on fox nation and rob joins us to talk about it. welcome. >> thank you. so nice to be here during the sinking of the submarine near the titanic. you just don't to be involved in anything where it goes bad, what was he thinking? you know, i don't do paraglide or any of that. i saw an uber -- >> dana: just hold my hand. >> uber on the way here, and i'm not taking that. i'm going to walk. it didn't look good, you know what i mean? >> jeanine: you think the streets are safer? >> yeah, i don't know. maybe i'm wrong. an anyway, it's hard to follow

that. i saw that on the way out here. put me after the submarine sinking, thank you, appreciate it. >> made a lot of submarine jokes in the break. >> greg: not true. i said there was a missing sub, was brian stelter around? >> jessica: tell us about your special. >> it was just, you know, something the last three years, i could not work. i went to every place that was still open. sometimes you'd have to be like -- the audience would have to sit like five feet away from each other. i'll go there. i just wanted to work. this is the culmination of the last couple of years of all the stuff that i've been working on. very nice, you know, very appreciative of fox nation to go put it on there unedited and just, you know, it's important to have free speech. and kind of to bring people to a sense of calm in a way. subvert them through comedy which is a pretty good thing. i think it's just for laughs, you know, i bring up things people don't know what a woman is, you know. get to a joke. not talking about any issues. it's using those issues to get

to something funny. everybody knows what a woman is. a woman is, you know, someone who wakes up at 2:00 in the morning to kill a spider in the bathroom. >> dana: i've done that. >> my wife did that. and you go -- she said you didn't kill it. you you didn't tell me how big it was, you know. i need to come back tomorrow when i have pants and a weapon, you know. it's a lot of fun. it is interesting because you learn from the comedians and the comedians, very liberal comedian like sarah, you know, sarah silverman, and she just gets to talk about horrible things and gets the audience to not even realize they're approving of getting to it. you learn from that. and there's some great comedians out there and i think a lot of them are trying to subvert some thinking that maybe needs to be rethought. that's all. >> greg: do you find it frustrating there's so few out there that are actually taking risks? >> but there are the ones that are -- i would say they could be taking more risks. but you see the great ones. there's always been great comedians. i never think so many great, all

at their peak at the same time. you have bill burr and dave chapelle and they're all touching on it. they have been careful about it. maybe more careful than i am. they're not on fox nation this weekend. but god bless them. and they are, you know, i think it is whether it's the left or right, whether it's too far to go. you have to bring back to a place of reason and i think that most people are reasonable. you take like the extremes on both sides. most people don't fit in that category. this is a funny show. >> dana: i don't think we get through this woke culture stuff without humor. i think we have to have it in order to take the sting out of it. >> i hope so. if you really look at it calmly, not just the 20 second or a tweet, you can really kind of subvert the anger. i don't know where math became right wing. how did that happen? can we talk about that for a few seconds? >> jeanine: what is the future of comedy?

is it going to get worse because of the cancellation? >> good comedy is good comedy. there's bad football you want to watch, flag football you don't want to watch that. >> jesse: pac10, sorry. >> not all pac 10. is it pac 13, by the way? i think the nfl, people will want to watch it. the great comedians, people want to watch. chris rock's last comedy special had some brilliant stuff to it. you're going to want to see that stuff. and you know, so those are the guys i'm trying to reach and hit and for better or worse, you see how it goes. it's for laughs and get people to laugh and have a good time. but nothing should be off-limits to it. you should be able to laugh about hi how clever you get there and get the audience to kind of not realize they're ok with where you're about to go. >> jesse: i always love it when comedians tell jokes about white people because i can laugh about myself. do you feel that liberals can laugh about themselves? >> i would say they're more defensive. i would say like, i don't know why they are. just it's like an unfair ballgame. like the liberals, you got like

nbc, msnbc, cbs, abc. you got google search engine and everything. what do conservatives have? one newschannel and a guy that sells pillows, you know. can we have that? no, listen. so -- >> greg: we also have scott baio and kevin sorbo. >> jessica: and kid rock. thank you so much for joining us. everyone check out his comedy special available now on fox nation and one more thing is up next. i'm world champion skier lindsey vonn, and ever since i retired, i've had trouble falling asleep and staying asleep - you know, insomnia. which was making my days feel like an uphill battle. and i don't like going uphill. that is, until i discovered something different, quviviq - a once-nightly fda -approved medication for adults with insomnia. not getting enough sleep was leaving me tired... oh come on! wait, wait! and slowing me down during my days.

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shakes. for years i didn't drink them i didn't. but now i have made up for it. what's your favorite milk shake. >> greg: i'm lactose intolerant. >> dana: mcdonald's' milk shake so good. screen jean jesse? >> jesse: strawberry. >> jessica: me too. >> jesse: now mine is chocolate. >> greg: tonight great show. chelsea angelo, kat timpf. let's do. this greg's ghost shopping spree. out in the west southwest oklahoma. so who did that attract? all the ghosts. and the ghosts showed up. they needed to get their new sheets. there they are. it was a ghost shopping spree. look at them. and do you know what? it's kind of scary when you think about it. >> dana: that is very funny.

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