companies i posed the question who would win zucc or musk on on twitter 87% of you on musk would win and even on instagram 90% of you said musk would win. elon and mark make this happen please invite the graham angle staff to come. and happy birthday to our wonderful producer sam fox. gutfeld is next. ♪ [cheers and applause] ♪ >> greg: all right. happy almost friday. yeah, we can hang on one more day if we just believe. especially if it's red meat thursday. ♪ ♪

[cheers and applause] >> greg: i tell gene, could you just put something together, and that's what he does. a sick little boy. yeah, it's red meat thursday when we tell you what you already knew to be true, and everyone who disagrees can go f themselves, to quote dana perino. tonight's red meat, leftists are ugly. i know, knew that already. you've seen the view.

but now science is bearing it out. it's amazing, begins with a new artificial intelligence study out of denmark, which is a country i believe. turns out ai can now predict a person's political leanings with 61% accuracy and it's based solely on their face. it's far more accurate than the old method which was based on ass size. but when they judge the facial features used to make these political predictions, they found something else. the right wingers were way hotter. yeah, yeah, yeah. but with some notable exceptions, of course. he brought down the curve. but now here's the boring part, danish scientists, those are the kind with cheese or fruit filling, they found 3200 photos of political candidates into the ai tool to assess their emotional state and after the analysis they found 80%

displayed a happy expression, but behind those happy faces were conservative female politicians, who looked happier and more attractive than liberals. reasons for this happiness a bound. you're not surrounded by gloom and doom and it's easier to walk in heels without clove and hooves. and i'm sure the bathing helps. but the study's thors find such a finding makes sense because previous research has highlighteded this link between attractiveness and conservatism. which means it's time for a gratuitous shot of dana perino, huh? isn't she lovely? yeah, and that's without makeup. here she is with makeup. yeah. so why are conservatives so hot? what could be the reason for this? are liberal women really uglier than conservative women and that's why they wear useless masks when driving alone in their tiny cars or could it be

adopting an ideology of hopelessness based on a fixture of evil society and that begets their anger which ultimately unmasks their good looks. it's hard to embrace beauty when those around you that call any attention around your beauty a form of object fix the male gaze. so if they can't find beauty in the world they destroy their own with hair dye piercings and cases of cheap frozen pictures. this explains the mug shots of female antifa members, talk about an ugly bunch. but they weren't always this way, here they are before they embraced leftist dogma. thank god i dumped them before they discovered msnbc. so rather than look hot they try to project the opposite as a political statement and one you wouldn't want to sit next to on the bus. it also found left leaning men had more neutral faces than

conservative men meaning they didn't look as happy. i guess it's there'd look happy after they remove your balls. seriously, how happy can you be if your wife forces you to go to drag queen story hour at the library. you're just a spineless sack of low testosterone and lack the upper body strength to break free and run away. so left leaning men are better at hiding their emotions. apparently they've got better poker faces the. which makes sense, a good con man nets lever the mark know how he really feels. and you get a lot of practice lying if you're a man who claims to be a liberal. you have to lie all the time. oh, yes, please, do i your hair purple to commemorate juneteenth. and sarah silverman is really funny. this kale is delicious. so if you lie and lie it makes sense your face maintains an ominous paralysis. yeah, he kind of always looks like he's facing somebody holding up a crucifix.

like he's just been lying the whole time. so what does this mean for the future? if ai is this good telling the difference between a liberal and a conservative based on a photo what's next. knowing leftist they'll use this to identify conservatives. the life of anyone who criticizes a democrat. they enjoy anyone who stands in their way of progressive but holy miserable society. what accidents next, perhaps we just i had the happy people and let sky net do the rest. >> period! >> greg: let's welcome tonight's guests! she's the mom who still gets asked to the prom, fox news anchor julie banderas!

[cheers an [cheers an [cheers and applause] >> greg: he frisked and cuffed hundreds sometimes as a police officer. former nypd inspector and attorney paul mauro. [cheers and applause]. >> greg: she's cheerful only when she's giving you an ear full, fox news contributor kat timpf! [cheers and applause]. >> greg: and his fanny pack sleeps seven. my massive side kick and the nwaworld champion tyrus! [cheers and applause]. >> greg: julie, it is quite obvious that you're far better looking than anyone on cnn or msnbc. but that ace low bar, they're all very homely male female and everyone in between. do you buy this science? >> julie: i do actually. if you look at conservatives. >> greg: across the board not just across the border. >> julie: and across the border if they live here. if you look across the board

conservatives are less angry and if you're less angry you're more attractive. and there's a lot of scowling from the left and angry liberals and that does make them ugly. i believe it makes men more trafficked too t you identify as, what, a conservative? >> greg: i don't know. i change my mind a lot. right now i'm a forest pigme. >> julie: so what's your sdmoous i don't know. being happy just makes you better looking. >> julie: you look better now than when you started at fox. >> greg: really? >> julie: which i think means you've become more conservative. >> greg: maybe i was more miserable back then. >> julie: maybe. >> greg: you could say that. >> julie: you have gotten better with age. >> tyrus: he's accepted the whole pigme. he just had this great moment where he said tonight passing. we should all clap for him. we should be proud. it's not easy. not easy, the smallest of

anything. >> julie: i applaud his they are exist but his orthopedic shoes probably help with that. >> greg: these are not orthopedic they're prada. >> julie: for the height impaired. >> tyrus: he prefers pigme. >> greg: paul you have a pretty good poker face, what about this finding that liberal men have better poker faces the doesn't he have to agree and lie all the time. >> paul: i'll tell why you agree with this study. consider the fact that ai was constructed by a whole slew of soy boys out in silicon valley right and it still went conservatives so there has to be something to it and the include is embeddedd in the terminology. if you take progressive and conservatives, conservatives want to hang on to the good stuff. they're saying there's a lot that works here, america's imperfect and capitalism, democracy imperfect, but it's

better than anything else we've come up with, let's hang on it to. progressives the idea is we're going some place else, shangri-la, there's a city on the hill, you're never going to get there. so you're always going to be dissatisfied. it is alike taking a very long car ride with a bunch of apparently very cranky women. we've all been through those, you know, college years, and it's not a pleasant experience. >> greg: no, it isn't. but i think if you believe there's nothing positive in life, then all you're going to do is -- it's going to come out of your pores. >> paul: they'll never let that go because it's the business model and they'll be out of a job. >> greg: exactly the activist face comes out of the activist class, kat and they can't let it go or they'll be out on their ass. see that was a rhyme. how you doing kat? >> kat: i'm okay. i don't buy any of this. >> greg: why?

>> paul: >> kat: because you have to be happy for people to want to bang you, my life doesn't make any sense. >> tyrus: she's got a point. >> greg: are you saying you're miserable today? >> kat: i don't think i give off a sunshiney vibe. and also it's funny to me because now like conservatives like biassed ai. we did weeks on like ai is woke and now that it tells you you're hot it's all over? >> greg: yeah, that's human nature, once you get a compliment you forget about everything else >> kat: i don't think you can tell someone's hot based on a picture. so many times i thought someone was hot and then i hear them talk and i'm like. . right? . >> greg: you are right >> kat: i thought so. >> greg: do you agree with kat this is bs. >> tyrus: yes, for different reasons. i looked at a lot of those photos and i just saw a lot of unhappy dudes and that's not a democrat or republican thing,

that's a married guy thing. i know the look, the soulless look in the eyes because it's the 50th time they took the same dam picture over and over again. that's not your real smile. where's the real smile. that's the smile you use with the whores. like it's just, it's never ending and the guy always has the same look. and that's not a republican or a democrat thing, that's a, i'm stuck fellows. check on me. and if you look at those pictures across the board, liberal dudes, because dudes, we make that mistake. you know, they'll meet a woman and she'll be like i'm into astronomy and really ridiculous reparations and stuff and you'll be like, yeah, me, too t and he will follow and take that trail and go on that journey and he gets what he thought he wanted, now he's stuck and there's someone there to take a picture to send all your friends and

they all say the same thing t you okay? >> kat: that would be the funniest continue der bio ever. i'm into astrology and reparations. >> tyrus: and some dude will be like me too, kat. >> greg: so if you're into astrology and reparations would you only give reparation toss virgo. >> tyrus: a dude would be like you're right well played. >> greg: i was going to do this on the monologue to show the before and after pictures of people who go woke. you see this young beautiful girls that deliberately destroy the way they look. for a couple reasons. one, they're told by their peers in college that beauty is object fix and it's not real. little kids develop crushes in first grade, that ain't social it's real. so you have all these people that there's no truth in beauty

and there is truth in beauty, hate to tell you. >> tyrus: it's usually the ugly people that talk them into doing it. >> greg: yes. >> paul: ugly people need friends, misery loves company. >> greg: join us. >> tyrus: nothing looks better than shaving down the middle of your friend, that's the same look. but the ones telling them to do it have the same hair sdmoout up next coli's red faced clown gets dressed down. >> if you'll be in the new york area and would like free tickets to see gutfeld go to foxnews.com/gutfeld and click on the link to join our studio awed yes, sir.

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thank you, thank you. thank you. but don't thank you. not you. dems pop their dentures when schiff finally gets censured so the house condemns the lies of the man with the zombie lies. last night they voted on party lines of adam schiff for the trump russian conclusion hoax which was as believable and brian kilmeade getting fan mail. two for twovment schiff becomes only the 26th member ever to be censured but to his credit he's still the only member to have a 12-inch neck. yeah, what did you think i was going to say? being censured which is basically a serious scolding is a punishment just below being expelled from congress but when speaker mccarthy made the announcement democrats did what they do best, mindlessly scream hysterical nonsense. >> the resolution adopted, without objection the motion to consider is relayed on the table. house will be in order.

>> shame, shame, shame! >> the house will be in order. i have all night. >> greg: i have all night. if i had a nickel for every time stuart varney told me that. but dems wouldn't shut up for a party named after democracy itself they do sure hate it when people vote on stuff. but he did have to go to the front of the chamber, known as the well. think of it as like, you know, like a walk of shame, and not the kind i did this morning leaving hemmer's place. i only had one shoe. to discuss this further we go to the man himself, and audience no booing we are a respectful show here, please welcome congressman schiff. how are you? >> shame, shame, shame, shame on you ♪ oh, yeah. oh, excuse me, mr. gutfeld. >> greg: so congressman i have to ask how did it feel to have your ass chewed out like that in

front of your colleagues? >> oh, well, i will say this mr. gutfeld, it feels wonderful. i was just listening to my colleagues chanting shame, shame, shame. it's music to my ears. yesterday's hearings, i had so much fun. ha ha. i'm back baby. pretty soon i'll have my high back chairman's chair again. >> greg: i don't understand. you're happy? i didn't realize -- don't you realize you were censured by a majority in congress? >> yes. isn't it wonderful? i'm very pro censorship. excuse me, censureship. oh, my that's hard to say. the point is the cameras are on me again. and this time i'm ready for my close-up, mr. demille. >> greg: oh, that's very strange and i'm troubled by this. even though i know it's not real

i'm bothered. finally congressman you're running for an open u.s. senate seat in california. what's your message to voters who might be skeptical of your agenda. >> i think you mean my again-da. that's how i say it now. i like the hard g because that's what i'll do. do you like impeachment? that's my agenda. vote for me and i'll do it again-da. and i have one man to thank for all of this, the orange man himself. if you excuse me, i'm going to go celebrate with a glass of wine and some trump stakes. good night ladies and gentlemen. shame, shame, shame ♪ ♪ shame on you ♪ ♪ >> greg: thank you, congressman schiff. all right. [cheers and applause] >> greg: paul, does this mean anything? >> paul: nobody in america knows

what censured means. nobody rallies knows that much about the implications of the entire thing. so, no, i don't think it means a whole lot and he's playing into it. but, you know, he's going to get his reward here. he's likely going to get that big seat, the senate seat in california because he's been their attack doing knows where a lot of the bodies are buried, they have to take care of him. he does look like he was goosed by a cattle product prod but that doesn't seem to bother anyone. the guy looks like a praying mantis, looking for the antenna. >> greg: one of the oddest looking people on the planet i guess he makes it work tyrus. >> tyrus: does he. >> greg: i don't want to get mad because he's such a joke but the fact that he isn't going to really get any punishment at all. >> tyrus: yeah, it's like don't do it again punishment from your mom when she knows i'm going to do it again but she doesn't feel

like giving me a spanking tonight. he's going to use this as a campaign tool. it goes back to the point in that creepy interview that we just watched, the point that he was making was, all this is doing is putting me back in the limelight. it's opening his up had is platform give him more donors and a better shot to give him the seat he so wants. and that's the problem we have in this country. as long as it's not happening to my side of the street, i don't care what's going on on the other side. but eventually it all comes around and that's where people -- wrong is wrong and we need to get back the that. we need to get back to that, what this man did is led a quiet cue without facts and disrupted the country for all four years of a president's term nonstop. that should bother everybody. it's disappointing we live in a time where a censured where a lot of previous senators would have resigned over, this guy's looking for a promotion there's

a problem with that. >> greg: maybe the punishment is he has to be trapped in the life of adam schiff. i don't know if he has any -- does he have family or friends? i don't know. he doesn't seem like he would. >> kat: yeah, i don't think he's bothered by it. again, i do agree, i think that he just loves to be on tv again and when you kind of set it up as he has that all republicans are evil horrible people being censured by evil horrible people he sees as a win and like tyrus said whether something's bad or good if it's on my side it's good if it's on the other side it's bad. even though this was very clearly objectively bad and he wasted money that every taxpayer, the government spends their money and everyone should be mad. it should be so easy to be mad but we're so far gone at this point that people can't get mad at somebody on their own side. >> greg: what say you julie.

have you ever been censured. >> julie: yes, but it's c e n s o r e d happens on this show but never censured. as a form member of the house intelligence community he had a duty to deliver truth to the american people and he lied to the american people. he told the american people there was actual evidence of russian collusion and the majority of america actually believed it. people that voted for biden basically believed it. so not only did he hamper that election, but he basically -- we got all stiffed by schiff. that's essentially what happened. and then the guy, first of all, zero accountability in washington, he's the living proof. and not only that he was ordered to pay $16 million, which would have only covered half of the cost that we paid for a special investigator mueller. i know you're shocked i know all these facts. >> greg: i'm amazed. forgot you're on the hard news side. >> julie: we spent over $30 million getting a special investigator, robert mueller, spent all this money and where does that money go?

no accountability whatsoever and now he's going to run for senate? >> greg: it's incredible. >> julie: it's disgusting. >> greg: it's disgusting. >> julie: i've never been more pissed off for getting stiffed by anybody >> kat: there she is. >> julie: i'm back. the reporter came out. just bleep that part out, you know, the facts. >> greg: exactly. we have to move on. up next they called her precocious but her predictions were atrocious. m g7 is the single most important thing you can do. it eliminates painful fingersticks, helps lower a1c, and is covered by medicare. before using the dexcom g7, i was really frustrated. my a1c was stuck. (female announcer) dexcom g7 sends your glucose numbers to your phone or dexcom receiver without painful fingersticks. the arrow shows the direction your glucose is heading-- up, down, or steady. and because dexcom g7 is the most accurate cgm, you can make better decisions about food, medication,

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[applause] [cheers and applause]. >> greg: she's got an affliction for failed prediction. yeah, it's another wrong warning from greta, who will keep lying to you if let her. yeah, i know. climate nope and wild eyed d school scarp greta thunberg is s getting roasted but not by global warming. she's taking heat for a tweet that claimed the world would end

by 2023.nd i know, holy crap, that's like right now. ha ha. run everybody, run from the angry sky gods. of course the world wasn't going to end by 2023. we don't have that kind of luck. exactly five years ago nostra dumb ass tweeted climate change would wipe out humanity unless we stopped using fossil fuse ex fuels in the next five years. that turned out to be less accurate than joe biden aiming for a west wing urinal. pee joke gets a laugh. in case you haven't noticed we , are still here, but poor greta since deletedd the tweet, that's no longer there. she's made a career of fake forecasts and falls predictions. she even has her own show. ♪ >> i should be back in school.ld hello and welcome to greta

thunberg predicts. today's winning lottery numbers are 11, 15 and 11, which are also my measurements. how dare you. this week' predictions are, the state of arizona will be del ute day lute by the pacific open and j-lo and affleck part two is a relationship built to last. you have stolen my dreams and mile childhood with your empty words. thank you. school, school, school [cheers and applause] >> greg: nicely done there, kat. did you do a lot of preparation

for that role? >> kat: today. >> greg: yes. how many videos did you watch? >> kat: i watched the same video over and over again. look, she seems like pretty et upset. and her tweet, i saw some people saying that people were saying she meant the world was going to eng,d in five years if we kept o using fossil fuels are dumb and we misinterpreted it and what i she really meant is if we kept using fossil fuels in five years then the world would end at some point. but that alsno kind of means we shouldn't listen to her, because there's nothing we can do we did keep using them and it didn't end soan there's nothing we cans do. so whatever she meant by that is discrediting. >> greg: what's a gasoline party. >> paul: we might as well try to find out. >> tyrus: zoo lander, you keep spraying each other. >> greg: she's a terrible dooms

scare. you should never give an exact date. who gives a [bleep]. >> paul:'t k. >> tyrus: are you talking to me? calm down. i'll be the parent. why in the blue hell have we ever listened to this child one time. >> paul: exactly. >> tyrus: i'm sorry. did i miss something? did we she graduate from college? is she a genius? no. she basically doeseniu what my daughter does every time i take away one of her toys, you've ruined mr y childhood and i'll hate you forever. you closu foe the door and an h later, i'm sorry daddy. like hurry up and give her the spanking she's supposed to have gotten already and send her to her room. this is ridiculous, she's not an expert. of course she'n s wrong greg. she's an ignorant child who doesn't go to school. she's going to say dumb [bleep].

we have one in every household. that's your father's child. no one was to take credit for theirs and unfortunately they gave theirs a microphone. >> greg: you know what julie though here life is set. because if you're a doom sauer on the right continuing to she'll always have speaking engagements. >> julie: that's why lube rails love her because they can listen to stupidity and follow it. if i was her, mother i would b like i don't know who your baby daddy is and i have nothing to say about what she is spewing i would be horrified. but you stole the words out of my mouth. she wan s 15-year-old when she subject out the tweenot she's n 20. when do we listen to teen-agers. i don't pay attentiomin to my children, why are we paying attention to her. how is she smarter than my seven sglooild if you criticize her they say she has a learning is disability i, she proves that v when she speaks. >> greg: but someone will say to her, that's cruel, that's not her fault. she has as burgers or something.

well, no,, if you go in the publicth square, paul, and you decide to scare the ship out of every child for five years, de don't say we can't make fun of you. >> paul: no, of course. and then they made her like a messiah, but what does it say about a movement wherein the world doesn't end and they're disappointed. right? they would ratheisapr we have a noah's flood so as we're all going down forfo the last time l they can say, i told you, it's going to go this way. doesn't she prove the a block, the anger and the dissatisfaction, that study was in denmark, i know she's not danish but that's the sh expressings she's going to wear the restwe of her life until th world ends and that's really sad greg. >> greg: it would be really fun to walk up to her one day kat and sasmy you should smile more >> kat: that's not my problem. women love when you tell them

that. >> greg: i know you should really smile more >> kat: i get that a lot. >> tyrus: yeah, then duck. >> greg: you know what's weird, duck.'t have to >> tyrus: that big p, pygmi i forgot. >> greg: coming up mixed bats to go.

>> coast to coast with stories that matter most. you're watching local news with 31-time emmy award winner chet van jansen. and now, here's chet! >> greg: 31. just so you know, chet is up to 50 now. 50 emmy. got a lost emmys. >> tyrus: golden globe. >> greg: golden globe. but he's local. that's where you win them julie you don't have any emmys do you. >> julie: i do. >> greg: you do. >> julie: yes. >> greg: for what. >> julie: best newscast. for the republican national convention.

>> greg: where were you. >> julie: i was thank you. >> greg: i don't want to. >> julie: brag for me go for it. >> greg: chet has 30, you only have one. >> julie: right. >> greg: good, good. >> julie: i was at fox five back in the day. >> greg: i think chet turned down a job there. >> tyrus: you were fox one. >> greg: yeah, i was fox one. >> wait, you're chet? >> greg: no, it's a long story. >> got confused. >> greg: well, you're a woman, a sexist would say. >> tyrus: wow. >> greg: that was chet talking. all right, local news. >> tyrus: that's what got him an e emmy. >> you know i identify as a man. >> greg: i know you do. each guest shares a story from where they're from and then i vote on a winner and that person has to watch julie's kids this weekend. julie why don't you go first. >> julie: there's a governor in connecticut named ned lamont. >> greg: i know him. >> julie: you want to go to a restaurant in connecticut you

know why? because you can take your wine to go. he has signed a law that if you go to a restaurant and you haven't quite finished your cocktail you don't need to slam it down or maybe you do, you can get another one to go and take your alcohol to go. something that came up during covid and they eliminate it for some stupid reason but at least connecticut has their -- >> greg: amazing it takes a tragedy for people to change the rules julie likes. >> julie: it's true covid changed my life for better than. >> greg: and you get to drive around with half a bottle of wine. >> julie: exactly my kids in the back, mommy will take this to go. they're like mommy you done? no, i have to order another. hand me the car keys. >> greg: oh, my goodness. of course that's all in jest tyrus. >> julie: of course. i do not drink and drive. i make my kids drive me home. >> greg: there you go. >> tyrus: i've seen it. i have to be honest chet, i'm a little shook up. i had this story but then we had

i can braking news in boston and i'm going to get through this. this is called this used to be me, sox pitcher notices a kid practicing in the yard gives him a free bat. so a young ball player playing in the minor leagues saw a kid playing in the why ared and it reminded him when kids used to play outside so he got him a bat and gave it to him. but he messed up after the free bat he told him to shoot him a dm on instagram promising the future for a future sox game. i can't even -- the celtics traded marcus smart, you're so stupid. he is the heart and soul and you traded him for what, porzingis are you kidding me? sorry chet i tried to be professional. dam your boston celtics. damn you. take my eyes but not marcus smart. >> greg: take my eyes. oh, man.

yeah. well, paul, was that your story as well. >> paul: this actually says call greg a pygmy. >> tyrus: i don't need to write that down. >> paul: my story is that apparently there is a new ordinance in town greg this will hit you right at home if you order take jotted. >> greg: okay. >> tyrus: oh, boy. >> paul: you have to specify that you don't want plastic knives and forks, and the store has to abide by that, otherwise everybody is breaking the law. penalty, death. >> greg: death. you know what's amazing is this is what happens when you stop enforcing the big things you find like little things to fill up your time. >> paul: that's right. >> greg: not going to arrest a guy who knives somebody or pushes somebody but i'm going to get you for jay walk. i'll get you for gum chewing or whatever. >> paul: and who's going to enforce this. what are we going to do go through your garbage like the dea has. >> greg: you don't want to go

through my garbage. >> paul: exactly. >> greg: some of it in there, some i is still living >> kat: those needles are sharp. >> greg: you knew i had a porcupine. >> tyrus: he's big cross stitcher, makes socks and scarves in the winter. >> greg: true when i'm not shooting up. >> tyrus: wasted my breath. >> greg: last word to you kat, what's your story make it a great one you could win >> kat: it's great. this lady in ohio is refusing to remove a 9.5 wolf statue in her front yard. she put it up for halloween, city ordered it to take it down but she's been dressing it in seasonal costumes and she went so far as to say, i kind of look at it as a security thing who wants to break into a house with a 9.5 footwear wolfe out front. and of course it has nothing to do with safety she's just shamelessly trolling and i couldn't be that shameless -- speaking of ohio i'm doing a live show in columbus on

august 5th and cincinnati on august 6th. that's not even shameless. i might be more if i said i'll be in clayton on the 15th. or if i said tickets are available at the real kat timpf.com that would be very shameless. in other words i do not know this woman but i do respect her. >> greg: that is incredibly shameless. it's almost as shameless, cameraman of me having my coffee. >> paul: look at that wolfe it's so big. >> tyrus: shame on both of you. i will discuss how upset i am at this at my live events coming up this summer. >> greg: my book you can started onning it but it doesn't come out until july so just make plans. look at the cover. isn't it pretty? pretty cover. it's called the king of late night. >> tyrus: i'm topless in my next book. >> greg: by the way. >> julie: so am i. >> greg: speaking of which, look at all the pictures in this book. i have so many pictures. tons of pictures. i never did pictures before.

>> tyrus: kat in your next book put pictures >> kat: colored pictures. >> greg: up next, men's health fails describing straight males.

♪ >> a story in five words ♪ >> greg: five words. men's health, you're a gyno

sexual. kat going to you first, men's magazine getting for pushing a term called gyno sexual describing people who are attracted to fennel anyity or the gender identity fennel protecting person. what ever happened to saying straight dudes and lesbians >> kat: how much we talk about this stuff and all the new words you would think you're being asked about this far more often than you really are. like it's not like you're at the grocery store and someone's like, hey, who do you like to do sex with. like that doesn't happen. it's like. >> greg: it does at my supermarket >> kat: people's eyes glaze over, nobody cares. i don't care who you want to have sex with just do it. i don't care what you want to call yourself just do it. it doesn't come up that often. >> greg: comes up in men's health. >> tyrus: did you edit that.

>> greg: i edited men's health. >> tyrus: you would have fired the person. >> greg: i would have probably dismembered the person and then fired them. keep them alive for a while. tyrus? >> tyrus: i just -- oh, man. i'm just going to let the dude come out. i'm going to be a guy. i'm not a gynecologist, i just like [bleep]. whatever that is. >> greg: there you go. >> tyrus: whatever that is, i've been chasing it my entire life, but it's just, you know. >> greg: there you go, man. there's no word for that. julie, are you a gyno-sexual? >> julie: no. >> greg: what's wrong, your face, you look like you're about to cry. >> julie: it's the visual. i'm never getting another pap smear. >> greg: how did we get in that direction. >> julie: gyno. you stole my mind again.

>> tyrus: you're supposed to stomp. >> julie: i'll throw my shoe. gyno reminds me of a gynecologist so my mind goes down that word. >> greg: takes out all the joy of human interaction by coming up with these words. >> julie: takes the joy out of a pap smear those days are gone. they were so fun. why can't we call them heterosexual or i'm gay or lesbian. who cares what you like? >> greg: i don't know paul. >> paul: listen i finally get a category. maybe i'm absolved of all my loans now right i don't have to pay my mortgage? these are writers locked in a house for three years during covid, they're trying to figure out some way to make money. somebody came up with this ridiculous term. she is not even qualified but writes the article and we're supposed to care. >> greg: it's a meade yad story. >> paul: who cares. completely artificial. >> greg: in health magazines

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