enormous amount to me and my family. he brings clerks and former clerks christmas gifts. happy birthday. thank you for watching this special edition of "the ingraham angle" have a lovely weekend. remember, it's america now and forever. greg gutfeld takes from here. [cheers and applause] >> greg: oh, you people! you people! [cheers and applause] it's friday, and you know what that means. we give everyone in the audience kilmeade's credit card number! have at it! all right. no. let's welcome tonight's guests.

he secretly hates being the second sexiest guy at fox. cohost of fox at fred's weekend, pete. her self-defense against the left is common sense, communications director and never-back-down erin per reine. she's like cottage cheese, white, low in fat and popular at rest homes, fox news contributor kat timpf. and air traffic overjam k's constantly telling him to duck. my massive sidekick and the mwa world champion tyrus. all right. we have started! but before we get to some news stories, it's friday, so let's do this...

>> greg's leftovers. >> greg: i don't know, man. i'm wearing a turtleneck and it's almost summer. maybe i'm hiding something. >> maybe you're a poet. >> i'm not saying the second part. all right, leftovers where i read the jokes that we didn't use this week. if these suck, we'll tar and feather a writer right after the show and push him into the water and watch him drown. ha-ha! here we go. please be good. this week, president biden welcomed indian prime minister to the white house. "it's the least i can do,," said , joe joe, "after we stole all their land." on tuesday, the president hosted a forum about artificial intelligence with tech leaders in sf when asked what the most positive part of the trip was, he said, "i guess being in a city where nobody yelled at me

for taking a dump on the sidewalk." that's funny because it's true! sausage maker johnsonville is recalling more than 42,000 pounds of pork sausage for possible contamination with plastic fibers. fortunately, authorities were able to track all 240,000 pounds to a single location in new york city. you people! disgusting. a florida woman wearing only a towel and drinking a four loko -- stop me there -- was arrested for allegedly letting kids photograph her naked in a dollar general parking lot. she's since been promoted the head of florida tourism. yeah. indiana jones and the dial of

destiny premier in l.a. this week. i don't want to give away the plot but the ancient relic he's looking for this time is horrifying. good news for the oakland a's, nevada approved $380 million to build a new stadium in las vegas. it'll be just like the regular stadium except fans will be able to buy hookers. section of i-95 in in philly that collapsed will be rebuilt in two weeks. it was revealed recently the u.s. ranked 60th in the world in penis size. it would have been even higher but the average was thrown off by a single participant. i don't know if that means higher or lower.

i think higher means lower or just higher means upper or lower means bad. >> no matter how you swing t they got you. -- swing it, they got you. >> a british family was stunned after its pet tortoise was found files myles from home after missing for two years. when asked for an explanation, the tortoise said "i have no idea, it app all happened so fast." lapd drug dog is being hailed as a hero after sniffing out 1,500 pounds of heroin, kilogram of fentanyl and an assault rifle inside of a vending machine. one thing we can all agree on is that's one hell of a vending machine. we need one of those. according to an ir irs whistle-blower, hunter biden made improper tax deductions on tens of thousands of dollars he spent on hookers and a sex club. wait! you mean, i'm supposed to pay taxes on that stuff?

as for sex clubs, i keep mine in the glove compartment. >> club! ha-ha. clubber! >> greg: yes. the same four transit cops nabbed an accused murderer and suspected serial slasher in nyc in a 24-hour period. advocates of defunding the police responded saying, "see? we only need four cops!" that was cute! what's wrong with you people? nope. i don't want your sympathy clapter! i'm not whatever that other show is. ok, finally, math and reading scores for 13-year-olds in the u.s. have hit the lowest levels in decades. but don't worry, those kids have no idea what that even means. all right. clap for the illiterate children. clap for the moron kids. now to some news, the feral

monsters of "the view" say they've never heard of you know who. true, the show that makes mornings hell claimed that my name doesn't ring a bell. it's time for... ♪ our view on "the view." ugh! >> greg: yeah, the witches' coven finally shows me some loving. yesterday on "the view" they showed me consideration. the broads have no idea who i am or so they say. >> they said gutfeld talks about you all the time. >> who is he? really. who is he? i don't watch the show. i never heard of it. i guess he's just obsessed with me. yes. >> greg: then she'll say she never heard of carbs. seriously, her denial of knowing me is as believable as her red

hair. but obsession? i mean, come on, joy. where would you even get that idea? like joy bayhar's face, it's looking worse and worse by the day, more full of crap than joy bayhar after a night of scotch and taco bell. her being named joy is like me being named ugly. joy was not there on the show? apparently mondays are her day off when she feeds in the pasture. the motive stunk worse than joy behar's jog bra, assuming she has jogs. oh, wait, there she is! she has a point. maybe i am obsessed, but some people are obsessed with big foot and they don't get to see him on tv every afternoon! and if they do, could they tell the two apart? i don't know! but, yeah, it's true. i'm obsessed with her the way a mongoose is obsessed with snakes

but i'm obsessed with a lot of things. this sucks harder than brian on a duck fat slurpee. thrown more shade his way than stelter does sitting on a snow globe. i've not seen that violent of reaction since brian stelter was shorted a mcnugget in his happy meal. they're racing to the bottom faster than brian stelter eating a can of concentrated tomato paste. alleged to be more careless with guns than stelter is with carbs. what about this fad favorite? this is kala lemieux? here she is along with her friends, brian and stelter. i wonder if airlines make her check those things. those boobs could be their own country. the school board still stands behind the teacher. no other choice. in the unlikely event of a water emergency landing, your shop teacher could be used as a flotation device. if they were states, they'd be worth 98 electoral votes. this story is getting bigger and

bouncier. brooks so big you'll need a sherpa to climb them. when students saw the shadows, that meant six more weeks of doorknobs. you, joy, are right up there with what i'm obsessed with. i'd love to have you on my show sometime. we'll stock the green room with your favorite frozen mice. that's what you feed 'em. kat, are you surprised they didn't know what this show was? >> um, no. i'm also not surprised that there's one part of the video from the show yesterday you left out. >> greg: oh, really? >> yeah. can we roll that, please? >> i don't want to show that much but i've seen -- >> who is that? >> greg gutfeld is one of the hosts of the five -- if i don't say anything nice, i won't say

it the show should be called kat timpf because she's the funny one on it. >> greg: somebody's flirting with little kat over here. >> she's the republican one at the table, but i just think as a libertarian, i'm always looking to find common ground with other people because nobody really shares my politics so i find some common ground on "the view" where she thinks i'm funny and i agree. >> greg: there you go. tyrus, do you think it's a good strategy on behalf of theview to pretend we don't exist when we know they know they exist. >> that's a brilliant idea. i do it all the time. >> greg: yeah. >> gutfeld? sorry. not ringing a bell. >> greg: you say that at the airport. >> really? i sit next to him? really? no. this is what elitists do that can't -- if you don't know who someone s how did you know to automatically hate him? that's how fake and full of sleep she is. gutfeld? never heard of him.

don't like him. why? 'cause. 'cause why? that's when i turn to one of my kids. 'cause i don't know who he is. never heard of him my entire life. 'cause why? 'cause i don't know because they're the last tv show to talk about high turnover. we've been really three steady for a long time. we don't take breaks in the commercial to get away from each other. well, that's what the drinking's for. and, man, megan mccain, how'd that go? rosy o'donnell? any of these previous fellow employees -- because one of the things they said is that no one walks away from money. so they got people running away from it over there. so other than the occasional person who's playing sick home from school and leaves the tv on, they know who everyone is especially everyone who is beating them. this is ridiculous. bill mayor did it, too -- maher did it, too. that's the thing across-the-board with this show and this success.

if they don't acknowledge it, it didn't happen. to coin the phrase, acknowledge us. they knew kat was funny. how'd they figure that out? other than reading her book, going to one of her live events or watching her five nights a weight week on the gutfield show. they seem cheap to me. i'm sure that they just watched it. >> greg: erin, you're a woman. do you know any women who watch "the view"? because i, you know, most of my friends are women but none of them watch "the view." >> i don't know a lot of people who watch "the view." i worked on the hill at the same time as alyssa so i've known alyssa for years, but this speaks to the larger issue with theview, right? barbara walters started the program to have descending views. you would get into fights. you couldn't get up from the terrible. she wanted fierce dialogue. now, they're saying they don't know your show, one of the most popular, if not the most popular show in late night. how's that speak to "the view"? they're not looking for descent or other opinion or opportunity.

they want one. if they don't agree with your view, they shout you down and boo you off the show. they do it to any republican candidate who goes on that show. they regularly interrupt and boo. that's why people my age don't watch that show very often or at all. i don't think i've ever watched it except for when a candidate is on it. >> greg: yeah, i've only watched it -- ok. i watch it every morning, but, you know, pete, the acting was terrible in that segment. it was like brian austin green when megan fox dumped him and he was like "no big deal" and he was self-mutilating in a camper. >> he was acting. joy behar spends her nights with a bucket full of chicken wings crying herself to sleep scrolling videos of you making fun of her. which one is more likely? probably the latter. probably the latter. >> greg: second hand that she's -- she knows who i am because people tell her the insults. >> no doubt.

>> greg: "greg said this the other day." she's like, "what? what happened? get him off the air!" no. no. whoopi is the one that doesn't like the jews. which one doesn't like the jews? i get confused. >> i'm not taking that bait. >> greg: all right. all right. one of them doesn't like the jews. no, they keep apologizing for something about jews. then they have to apologize something about christians. they offend everybody. >> they're always offending somebody. but tyrus is right. this is their strategy. like, hunter biden? we don't know him? we don't know about his laptop. everything is fine there. they'll deny as long as they can. >> i'm cool so i know nothing. >> greg: yes! there you go. up next, a battle of the absurd between billionaire nerds.

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yes! ha-ha! keep clapping. >> musk and zuckerberg embrace, the idea of punching each other in the face. it's -- elon munching and mark zuckerberg are doing a real-

world cage match to the death. i added that last part. it's featuring more nerd-on-nerd violence than someone cutting the line in comic-con. elon musk took issue with metta's development of an app. elon challenged zuck to slug it out in person writing "i'm up for a cage match if he is." lol! now, we have yet to find out who lol is... [laughter] is lol like, i don't know, does he identify as lol? we don't know. zuckerberg then commented on instagram, "send me location." yeah. are they feuding or flirting? of course, a lot of people thought it was all a joke, but ufc president dana white says he spoke to both parties and they're dead serious as long as elon could pass his drug test

for odefinitelyic. musk even tweeted his enthusiasm at having joe rogan referee as long as he can pass his drug test for horse pills. i'm joking! that was a lie perpetrated by cnn. it was ivermectin which is a drug regularly used by billions of people. see how i corrected myself? maybe you'll learn something from that, audience. couple of things to consider, elon's 51. he's taller and heavier. zuck is only 39 and trained marshal artist currently competing in brazilian jiu-jitsu. he even won a tournament earlier this year. i wish we had a picture, but we don't, so it looks like it's happening, right? it could very well be the biggest fight of all time. but is this kind of behavior considered childish? is it what we want from our wealthy class? i haven't seen this level of billionaire violence since oprah beat the [bleep] out of warren

buffett. pete, i kind of like the idea of settling public disputes with cage matches, how about you? >> i love it. >> greg: you do? >> do you really believe mark zuckerberg is a trained jiu-jitsu fighter who won a tournament? did he pick his opponent? >> greg: i don't know. >> you all know that guy who is like, "i'm training in jiu-jitsu! i'm legit. i got a belt." and 10 seconds into an actual bout, it's all out the window and has no skills. i'm looking at tyrus -- >> we have an old saying, everyone has a plan until you get hit in the mouth. once you get hit in the mouth, oh, you know what? we're sexist and all the bitch comes out of you, one or the other. you get hit, go on apology tour or knuckle up and let's go. i feel like this is a double apology tour but -- i'm team musk on this one. i'm going to go with him. >> you think he wins? >> i will go with elon. as a matter of fact, let's make it sexy, winner takes all. facebook versus twitter. instagram. >> you get the company. >> you get the company. >> greg: and you also get his

10 kids! >> no! no! trust me! no. nobody wants anybody else's kids, ok? that [bleep] about it's the government's kids, i literally brought my kids to the government and they still wouldn't take 'em. full of [bleep] propaganda. but i'm team musk. i'd be in his corner. >> i've no reason for it, just looking at the two, i feel like he's got it. >> but i feel we'd have to break it up after 30 seconds. >> greg: it depends, because it would take four to five minutes before they actually land any contact on each other, because they'll just be waving around like this, because they have, like, they both have -- they're near-sighted. so just like -- where are you? where are you? erin, who do you think is going to win and why? >> i actually do think that zuckerberg would win because i did the research and apparently he is trained and there are photos from the fight, and his person -- >> you have photos from the fight? >> his person went on the record and said he's been training in

this, but musk for his part said his training would be the move called "the whale" where he would just lay on top of zuckerberg and see how that goes. this could be the reincarnation of celebrity death match that claymation show from the 90's where we could have two titans of industry just battle it out for, you know, charity or whatever. i mean t doesn't have to end in death but the premise of the cartoon show back in the 90's. >> yeah, but we can dream. um, i do believe there was a celebrity boxing reality show, wasn't there, kat? you're the expert. didn't they have? it was anson williams versus scott baio and danny bonaducci verses the octomom? >> i forgot about the octomom. >> remember the octo mom? she had eight babies at once! >> i don't remember that. >> greg: i wish you would do more research on the questions i'm going ask you. aren't you excited over this?

>> ugh! >> greg: have you ever settled anything physically? >> women don't do this. we're much more civilized. we just search for the weaknesses of another person and tear them down emotionally. >> yes! >> creating deep insecurities that require years of therapy to undo. >> greg: ok. >> we're civilized people. >> greg: i have the reality show. the octo mom in the octogone. >> no one is getting in that. >> versus joy behar. >> greg: but it's her verses her versus -- versus her kids. >> how old are her kids? if they're seven or eight, it would be a good match. >> greg: climbing all over her. i have to move on because i'm drifting to nonsense.

>> you think the octomom has tentacles. >> greg: i'd like to see kilmeade and a man-eating lion in a really small cage. >> actually that could be the -- that'll be the main event and you guys will be the match before the main event, kilmeade versus gutfeld. >> kilmeade versus gutfeld. >> yeah and a bull rope match. they're tied to each other so they can't get away from each other. >> greg: that'll be fun. up next, her hair is bushy and her new job is cushy. s turf builder rapid grass. it grows grass 2 times faster than just seed alone. giving you a stronger lawn. smell that freedom, eh? get scotts turf builder rapid grass today, it's guaranteed. feed your lawn. feed it.

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annika. i found the bomb. ok johann. there should be a blue wire and a yellow wire. cut the blue one. they're both blue! visionworks. see the difference. >> greg: thank you. thank you. [cheers and applause] thank you. thank you. you back there over there, thank you. so you want to get rewarded by democrats? start by ruining america's brats. homeland security secretary alejandro mayorkas announced 20 new members for its school safety board. the board is part of joe biden's

outreach to kids who he hasn't sniffed yet. but i know, this is crazy, right? mayorkas is still the secretary of homeland security? especially when you see who he just appointed to the group of flunkies, lefty loons and political hacks. it's the last person who should have anything more to do with school children. no. not him. he's been dead for 10 years and the charges are still unproven. sort of like president biden. not him either. he can't even come outside during school hours. no. it's the head of the american federation of teachers. yeah! randi weingarten or as some know her, the current recordholder for the dead lift squat. she'll offer advice on school safety.

it's like hiring the big bad wolf to advise pigs on home security. on the bright side, this'll allow her to finally quit her side hustle as a night club bouncer. it makes total sense, tyrus. someone who started the -- and when kids finally made it to school, the only words letters they learned are crt and lgbtq. she failed those kids and she's being rewarded for her incompetence. of course, rewarding incompetence is what the biden administration has always done best. the school safety board was formed last year to focus on things like emergency management and preparedness measures. with the addition of randi, they'll now focus on things like how to cut your own hair. erin, this is why it's hard to trust anything in government anymore. i mean, you know, trump looks

more and more -- is the word preciant? is that the word? seeing ahead. everyone is disgusting. how's this person fail and still be in charge of children's safety? >> democrats are the party of everyone gets trophies. you've seen mayorkas who is failing miserably at the department of homeland security. we have crisis after crisis in this nation, but hey, as a democrat, you're good at your job. kamala is the vice president of the united states. she's supposed to be the border czar. we continue to have chaos amongst the democrats because of their policy. an entire generation of children are failing because she decided to pursue liberal policy instead of actually putting children first. you're a democrat. you get to go ahead and we'll continue to award bad behavior and mediocrity instead of

pushing people to do better. if there's ever a reason to vote for republicans in this country, you need to see what democrats are pursuing whether it's pete buttigieg or randi wine garden. you have to do better than that. -- randi wiengarten. you have to do better than that. >> greg: i would trust you with my kids before i would trust randi. she doesn't have kids, by the way. >> i wonder whether it'll get stupid enough for people to say we're not crazy for me saying we don't need the department of homeland security. it's -- it was created for protection against terrorist attacks. now it's protection for kids against germs in school. it's the third largest cabinet and hasn't been around that long relatively. it's ridiculous but on par for the course for this ridiculous stuff. really, really is. the best and worst -- the

best-case scenario is she won't do anything. that's the best-case scenario is she'll waste my money. >> greg: does she get paid? she probably gets paid. i don't know. so the little lady -- i like saying that now -- the little lady over here -- >> that's an upgrade from some of the things you've called me so -- >> makes a good point. dhs, time to go? >> it could be. we all know what the knee-jerk response was after 9/11. a lot of us supported that particular mission. >> greg: i was one of them. >> but then you see what the government actually does with the power it gets how it consolidates that power and now suddenly we've got these no-named boards with the teacher's union's head running it inside the dhs so we can investigate parents at school board meetings? i don't know. it's the perfect unholy alliance of incompetence and ideology. mayorkas who has the ideology to keep the border open and is incompetent, reading and math schools plummeted once again and they want to blame it on covid which is her fault but it's because they collapsed government-run schools in this

country for the last two decades, well, she's been in charge. >> greg: yeah. they didn't choose the parents. they always choose the anti-parent. >> well, no, yeah, the people without kids giving us advice on how to raise kids. ok. but i hate to disagree with you but to be fair to our v.p., kamala, she thought it was border bar, not czar. so she's been doing the happy hour thing at a high level. so we just -- >> happy hour at a high level. ha-ha. >> we just need to -- she's giggling all the time. never thirsty. like, you know, just saying. they just maybe need describe not go to the border and get lit, giggle, you got to fix it. but her happy hour game is strong. >> greg: it is. this country needs a happy hour czar. >> not typically as the v.p. prefer it to be your best friend who never really has money for the tip. >> greg: yes! >> but, you know, whatever, we're bringing worlds together here in this administration. but, yeah as a former school

teacher, this is the last individual that should be making any decisions with your kids but they've taken the power out of the -- you go to the course. you go to the parents. used to be teachers and parents were a team. when i got in trouble, my mom would come in there and i'm sitting there and she'd say, "what'd he do?" i'm like, "wait, no. um" i knew i was done. let me tell you what he did! he keeps going on with this "i'm funny" stuff. it's not -- you can't pay your bills going through life wrestling and cracking jokes. but it was a real argument. it was a real argument but they divided parents and teachers. they're divided. they're fighting. they don't hire good teachers and they bring in in a -- again, with the same thing with the administration, the equity hires and this is the mess we're in: she's an equity hire. she knows where the second laptop is. >> greg: we're going to entice with life-changing advice. (man) what if my type 2 diabetes takes over?

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[music] yep. you're watching mailing it in. [applause] >> greg: welcome to mailing it in. you write and then we shave pete doocy's head. hate his hair. this first one is a doozy from bright eyes. who have you not forgiven? who have you not forgiven? oh come on, kat! this sounds like i should go to you first. >> there's no one i haven't forgiven because a lot of people have treated me really, really bad, but i have no idea where i would be without the content they've provided me. like, i couldn't be like, you can joke about anything. i've used humor to get through my charmed life full of healthy relationships where everyone treated me the way i deserve. >> greg: it is, true, though. the people who angered me most ended up helping me, pete. do you feel the same way? is there someone that you

haven't forgiven? >> i've had to be given a lot of forgiveness over my life, so i give it out very generously. and i just don't hold many grudges. i think i've got one or two small grudges my wife will remind me of. i can't put the names out there right now. their name snaps me and that's never going to stop but other than that i kind of let it go. >> greg: erin? >> i hold a grudge like a hold a handbag every single day of my life. >> greg: excellent. yeah. in politics, oh boy! >> yeah, there's one reporter every time i see their name on a press list, i kick them off just because i'm that petty. >> greg: i like petty people! i'm i'm a petty person. tyrus, do you forgive or there's

some people you won't forgive? >> women. >> greg: all of them. >> yeah and i keep going back. vicious cycle. i don't worry about the forgiveness thing, too. just focus on self. i don't really beef with anybody too much that i can think of, but i do like kicking people out you don't like, though. i do dig that. that's cool gregg yeah. i love it when you -- that's cool. >> greg: yeah, i love it when you block people on twitter that's mean to you and then they get mad at you for blocking them you're being a [bleep] so i blocked you. why are you blocking me? because you're a [bleep]. next question, with when you were a kid, what product -- when you were a kid, what product totally disappointed you? erin? >> i don't know if it's a product but gogur rt. first time i had one of those, i was upset and spit it out. >> greg: that brought back

memories of the movies did i. i was broke. trying to get through college. pete? a lot of gogurt. >> you cannot clean it up! i made homemade yogurt and i sold it. i sold it. >> hair gel. >> greg: pete? >> proactive. do you remember that? >> greg: you bought into that stuff? >> you better believe i did! >> greg: wasn't even real. >> i was 14 or 15 with zits. i wanted to get rid of them. i bought proactive. britney spears told me it would work and it didn't. >> greg: this is such a great question because i'm writing down so many things. tyrus? >> brut cologne because they didn't tell you where you

couldn't put it. every 13-year-old guy in here knows what i'm talking about. >> greg: don't. fire! >> you're laughing because you know somebody who's done it. you'll only do it once. >> greg: kat, what products let you down as a child? >> the walking go-go puff. >> greg: what was that? >> i wanted a real dog. it was basically just like a roomba that doesn't vacuum with a rug on it. >> greg: did you guys have toys growing up in detroit? >> yeah, i just described one to you. >> greg: that sounds like something your dad made you. i don't know. slinkies. mine never went anywhere. clearsill.

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and edit it. >> thank you. vote for me is a vote for freedom. america. >> greg: what if, kat, i started a gofundme account and i bought it. i bet if i announced it on "the five" on this show we could get a zillion dollars and all buy it and run cnn and we can turn it around. we can turn it around. what say you? >> i love it. >> that'd be great. i don't think you'd be able to get enough money for that, though. >> greg: really? >> no. sorry. >> i think you could. i think you could. >> really? >> i think you could. >> money goes back to the people if you're not able to buy it. you get a few billionaires and millionaires to throw one to the gofundme page. all of a sudden you're cooking with gas. >> then you buy a beat-up car that doesn't run anymore. >> then we run forensic files all day every day and collect the checks. >> then you'll ruin hln network.

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maybe it'll get me backers if cnn decides to sell. doesn't sound like a serious enterprise so i don't take it seriously. >> greg: what about fox buying it? >> competition? >> greg: buy it and smush it with fox business then all of a sudden fox business is this monolith. >> you thought way too much about this. >> greg: i do. just like you do with magazines. you buy another magazine, take out your subscribers and build out the magazine. >> you have the 16 cnn subscribers. >> that was cnn+. >> that was cnn+. >> greg: what? >> is he still on cnn+? >> greg: yeah. >> he's just waiting. >> he's just cashing checks. >> greg: maybe trump should buy it. musk should buy that. >> that's what you should win in that death match. >> greg: exactly. cnn! >> zuckerberg/musk fight, you win cnn. >> i would change the contents, though. >> greg: you say you're not a network executive.

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that's treatt-e-d.com. >> greg: we're out of time. thank you to erin perrine, tyrus , kat timpf and our studio audience. >> trace: good evening. welcome to america's late news, "fox news @ night." i'm trace gallagher in los angeles. breaking tonight, moscow is on full alert including tanks in the streets as russian generals are now accusing a russian mercenary group of attempting a military coup, and the man leading the rebellion claims he has support from conventional russian forces. this could change the war in ukraine in an instant. the senior foreign affairs correspondent greg palkot is live in kyiv with the breaking information. greg, what are we learning? >> reporter: trace, first, it's 7:00 in the morning